Thread 213400264

professional british barber edition

>>213400258
alri teleri

anime chebs

poo smells lmao

should of uploaded a video of her jumping around and that... ehehe...

ankle ankle

hunting for a decorator to paint my porch

>>213400247
air fryer is faster than the oven, cheaper to run, and keeps the kitchen cooler. no downsides. mad how long people full sized used ovens for

rorke's da looking for porn on youtube

thinking about buying some farmland as an insurance policy against AI

never clean my air frier maybe once a year

>>213400290
TSMT

FOLLOH DUH SUN!

I'M AN ALIEN

>>213400315
my dad's dead you horrible prick

look at "bitchute pornography"

>>213400343
the wild ramblings of a drug addict

using the full sized oven to warm up a sausage roll

hi frens

>>213400344
i'm a legal alien, and i did this crap out my bum

>>213400347
they're not wrong it's normally an egregious waste of energy to put the oven on

>>213400341
can't hold off posting your deranged evil fetish for long can you

>>213400370
just throw it on the barbie

>>213400370
you don't have sog rolls there you have some woke chinese shit instead

William Luther Pierce regarded 80% of people as lemmings who would take the path of least resistance.

did somebody say menulog?

>>213399978
From what I saw on that subreddit you linked, it sounds like some people are genetically more susceptible to having problems. Additionally, they were posting pics of the supplements that gave them issues, and what they were taking had like 5x as much lion’s mane as the supplement I’ve been taking on and off. Maybe it’s the combination of genetic susceptibility alongside the megadose that’s fucking them up.

Either way, I think I’ll stop taking it in light of this information, so thanks for letting me know.

Remember when I shagged a Jewish bird, she got pregnant and I convinced her to abort it because I didn't want a Jewish kid
Score one for the master race

mad people how used long full for sized ovens

>>213400359
which drug? nicotine?

if a Jewish woman gives birth to a kid, that kids Jewish. but then what happens if you wait 18 years and fuck the offspring, and make a baby with that? rly makes u think

>>213400412
Mischlings with an Aryan father aren't Jewish.

>>213400427
r/thathappened

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

>>213400314
>cheaper to run
Nobody ever notices any differences to their electricity bills whilst using them

>>213400434
Judaism is passed through the mother so yes they are

X chromosome disgarees >213400434
cope and seethe

>>213400451
lmaooo

bored.com/hungry

>bro went full binble
what does this even mean

i like cats and dogs

Any Linux man in

I will always boil water for tea in a pan on the stove and use the oven to heat my leftovers
don't care

people used full size ovens in the past because they had families and cooked food for them
now they use air fryers because they're atomized lonely freaks whose only purpose is to pay taxes while being replaced

pulling a freshly-bummed arse out of the full-sized oven

i dont think the small boat crossings will ever end

glad my father didn't live to see me grow up to become a vf

I always got an ottoman and a futon confused cos with an ottoman you're supposed to put your foot-on

£15 for a cut seems a lot don't you think?

need something like a microwave but it makes stuff cold faster than a freezer

>>213400490
Doesn't even make fucking sense
Can't fry air mate

rorke stomping about the house and squealing when mummy uses the air fryer for his chicken dinos

>>213400502
I reckon I'd be a normal functioning man if mine didn't pop his clogs
no clue how people with fathers end up here

now youre just saying the complete opposite of waht I fell out with you for, but you are still making those bad jokes and it robs me (and others) of enjoyment, and thats not healthy or constructive. but you have built me up in the past

>>213400496
x

lucky me with a jewish dad. can argue i'm not a jew by both jewish and nazi doctrine in the event of a holocaust, and am eligible for israeli citizenship in the event of jewish dominance.

>>213400409
you never heard of a blast chiller?

im going making a corned beef sandwich

>>213400507
my barber charges £22 but he's a good lad so i usually up it to £30

>>213400511
liquid nitrogen?

>>213400485
yh

Leftypol giving the migrants bigger boats so the small boat crossings end

>>213400518
aye true enough

what if religions werent treated seriously and were considered hallucinations

>>213400518
>>213400502
my dad fucked off when l was a baby.

>>213400570
white person moment

>>213400562
wot if yer air fryer woz a dog?

>>213400570
t-t
why is world like this

>>213400387
imagine being too poor to afford to use the oven

>>213400395
Main difference is beef is the main sausage meat here rather than pork

yer da eats his chinese the long way

get the methanphetamine cooked

>>213400570
my dad is an alcoholic who used to beat my mother. haven't spoken to him in like 15 years

always sends me roaring this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUxmonNjZRg

Just want to go back to summer 2007 lads

>RuneScape
>had just finished primary school
>Wii and PS3 were new, but the PS2 still had loads of good games
>MSN
>pre-financial crisis
>last Harry Potter book came out
>no smartphones
>no SUVs clogging up streets
>loads of friends

I miss it :(

I nooticed the pattern of the two people though
also thank you /brit/ for not calling me a nonce in my name anymore :)

Breaking Bad is overrated

>>213400533
Were your parents married before 1935

>>213400589
using an oven to do a job an air fryer could do in half the time is objectively fucking retarded

slice of marmite toast for breakfast main course slice of jam toast for pudding

>>213400622
i will bum you.......

>>213400624
mousenonce! toby tiny dick

>>213400609
Watching Breaking Bad for the first time?

>>213400609
>waaaaah why isnt my wife cool with me dealing drugs and killing people

>>213400619
erm

>>213400624
What do you think of Toby Carvery

not sure when i'm going to start cooking my lasagne
won't take too long to prep but i reckon it'll be in the oven for a minimum of 45 and then cooling for another 30 or so

>>213400655
sexo

mad how i have fuck all to do but watch tiktoks and drink i should fucking kill myself

>>213400652
no, second time

>>213400619
mental how black bronies are a thing
just not right

>>213400685
you ever tried wanking with a plug in
makes life worth living honestly

err friar

watching Sliders on Pluto TV

>>213400685
watch youtube it's better than tiktok

>>213400685
no, you have fuck all
maybe just a phone (and laptop), alcohol

>>213400680
are you making the bechamel and bolognese properly or just pouring jars of stuff in?

>>213400636
is it the 1940s

>>213400711
i watch police interceptors on the pluto tv

>>213400711
>sliders
good show

>>213400680
why go to all the effort when a ready made one from tesco is just as good

>>213400700
And Belgium’s hot take on this matter?

>>213400693
bit of a grim topic to be taking the mick ent it la?

>>213400707
excelent paint rendering

>>213400718
i'm not doing bolognese but yeah i'm doing it myself
i mean it's lashing some stuff in a pan

>>213400734
well i don't live near tesco do i

racismlad!

>>213400754
>>213400762
this nigga payin for a 4chan pass like omdz

>>213400485
Yes, Debian lad here

>>213400545
Nice, I assume that's Mint based on the colours (since most people probably don't change the default colours)

>>213400545
I've been using Linux (Mint) for the first time in a live session from USB, have some potentially stupid questions.

I tried playing a video but had no sound on either my monitor or headphones. Is that due to the drivers not being fully installed in a live session?

Also before I take the plunge and overwrite my SSD to install Mint fully, will I encounter any issues with my existing HDD (NTFS format)? In the live session I could access files on there without any issues from what I tried.

>>213400726
what are they intercepting?
>>213400729
first few seasons are kino later on not so much

>>213400779
screech

>>213400754
post pics of lasagne

>>213400632
It's alright but I think The Sopranos was better

>>213400792
crooks and baddies

>>213400791
>Is that due to the drivers not being fully installed in a live session?
probably not it might be a hardware compatibility issue :(
>will I encounter any issues with my existing HDD (NTFS format)
no linux has no problems working with nfts other than the problems ingrained with nfts

bradley "the chase" walsh

if you're just chucking jars of sauce onto sheets of pasta then you're not really making a lasagne are you

maybe not knowing what I did (because I know what it couldve been) is just empathy, and mind reading. maybe talking to (someones maybe?) ego. o well it is all stars :3

quite excited about my amazon delivery as i have purchased new jeans and a bottle of expensive scotch for dadberg

>>213400485
Xubuntu and Debian here. Xfce on both.

>>213400825
>probably not it might be a hardware compatibility issue :(
So what do I do?

don't understand why cunts at my gym take the safety rails out of the squat rack, asking for trouble doing that

>>213400829
ave you tried?
me: no
no I have not made lasagne. it seems difficult even with tomattetete jarsaan

>>213400844
what scotch lad

>>213400747
So true

you will NOT post the mice

>>213400853
you could try and troubleshoot it if you know your audio setup
it might be a two second fix or might be a more problematic issue
linux does have some hardware compatibility issued especially if it's very new hardware and you're using a slightly older kernel version like on mint

Got a hard fat poo sitting low and heavy in my rectum.
Do I poo now
Or wait an hour and poo at my brother's house. His wife will be home.

wow <3ing pain is probably the most it has ever been possible as well as connected to someone as fursona instead of being fur
do you have the one where Jasper is sitting on his bed? for me to post...

>>213400829
well you are
i like chopping and cooking and all that but if you don't or don't have time chucking jars of stuff in a pan is totally valid
if it tastes nice then who cares

>>213400700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcJUWdkZJl8

OK good it isnt pain :)

>>213400791
Check that the devices are not muted in pulseaudio

don't think i've gone more than a week without getting shitfaced in the past 10 years

if you're just chucking homemade sauce onto store bought sheets of pasta then you're not really making a lasagne are you

that's cool man that's awesome

>>213400914
The headphones are just a generic cheap pair. The monitor is a VG248 connected via Displayport.

>>213400869
the ragu is easy just takes a few hours simmering but that's very hands off
bechamel takes five minutes to make
assembling the lasagne takes maybe 10 minutes

easy dish to make and has lots of variations

hmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmm

i mean if they don't win this appeal then presumably self driving cars are a dead industry right?

>>213400853
Could Google around or ask an AI chatbot, or you could try another distro. If you run lspci in the terminal it will tell you what audio device your motherboard has.

you remember earlier this year during the trans toilet debate arc all the trans males were coming out with videos of them showing their muscles and chopped off tits saying shit like "you really want me in the same toilets as your wife/daughter/sister" and despite their intentions it came off as quite sinister
yeah that was quite a weird time

assembling a squadron of gay porn rapists

>>213400991
lol Sky News 3 RTs and likes
also how many followers do you have??

>>213400991
Should have got insurance

it doesn't matter anymore

manifesting a 2) bugatti, 1) script for meth ??? stocks

can hear catberg acting a fool outside the door of my smelly bedroom

If you came in here for a Twix, I’d stick one in your eye, one in your ear and one up your bum. But I’d have to break into another packet and I’m not prepared to do that

>>213401096
let him in rorke

>>213400545
got you beat mate

>>213401078
thanks ^.^
LITERALLY me :D

going to get this background texture on MY fursona, when I get one!

The temperature inside this apple turnover is 1,000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten Bramley apple is going to squirt out. Could go your way, could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down.

>>213401022
I live in Brighton and know a few FtMs (there's loads of them here) and they all use the womens bogs.
Also on a side note, more people seem comfortable 'misgendering' FtMs because they know the chance of getting physically attacked in response is much lower.
Really makes you think.

>>213400485
Debianxister here but phoneposting rn

>>213401138
I've never seen a tranner in real life so I don't believe in them

>>213401125
Why are logged in as root, lad?

>>213401136
Peep Show?

McD is hiring for 13.80 per hour.

>>213401194
the gay leftist phenotype is real

>>213401217
he's not a leftist he's single issue centrist multi millionaire

>>213401136
molten Bradley apple

even the artists are right-wing nowadays
Sam Hyde

even though he could maybe get mad at that in real life. I dont know him

Anyone got any tips for Goodwood today? Just put an each way bet on Master Builder for the 13:55

asked the girl i fancy out yesterday
she said no
let me lick her chin tho

sam hyde was never funny

none of these right wing losers are funny

>>213401241
here's a tip: get a clue

>>213401246
why did she let you do that and how did you ask her to do it

>>213401250
laughed at the odd roy chubby brown joke i can't lie

dad sending me culture war political tiktoks

>>213401231
>millionaire
so he won't mind being taxed more then

no caffeine
no protein
no booze or
nicotine

>>213401270
didn't ask her to lick her chin
just asked her if i could kiss her on the lips and she said no so i kissed her everywhere else lel

>>213401187
coz my user account has a silly name aha x

>>213401250
cope and dilate

>>213401279
well demonstrably not because that's what he's advocating for

>>213401259
What time is Get A Clue racing de lid?

>>213401246
Why the chin?
How did you even get to it?

>>213401322
didn't ask her to lick her chin
just asked her if i could kiss her on the lips and she said no so i kissed her everywhere else lel

>>213401293
ah good thinking la

just ask one of these british retards to post a single funny sam hyde joke

they can't do it

>>213400349
screamnig

I dont think this happened, or we are not getting all of the facts

>>213401305
right well we'll start collecting that tax to pay for the boatmen

>>213401369
it's about wealth inequality not paying for x or y

bank holidya this nmnth lads whaheyy

>>213401358
nobody cares faggot

rorke buying millionaire's shortbread to feel rich>>213401380

rec me a film on amazon prime to watch this saturday afternoon

>>213401380
Everything's about paying for x or y

prolly would have been a better use of my time to hit on other girls in the club but i wanted mine

watching HITLER: The Rise of Evil

>>213401411
Run Fat Boy Run

and BASED Hitler
^ funny Sam Hyde Joke

>>213401358
his whole schtick is being a racist and anti-semite "comedy is more than making you laugh" type of pretentious hacky attitude, which is enough to make the retards here feel validated and worship him

>>213401411
My Little Pony: The Movie (2017)

>>213401411
Four Lions is a good daytime film. Gutbuster of a comedy

>>213401411
I liked legion

Don't see any black people in the highlands.

>>213401250
never thought he was funny either and i'm a rorke
frank hassle is funny though if you can stomach the cringe

He's not wrong

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/191417046/#191418767
think about this post every couple of months

>>213401488
well there's not as many dogs going to the doctor as humans are there Rorke you fucking idiot

>>213400307
How much of that sort of thing do you get to see in bongland?

kill me
go on do it

>>213401513
got my ankles out right now

>>213401488
cause its a dog and you can do what you want to them if you want
not really
but yeah that creature needs some injection
or probably a lot of stomach pumpings. you would get that (with a stomach pumping) within 3 hours as a person
AI (me!) answer complete

cherry pickuns we gon rob dis ol lady

This Quentin loves:

Black men
Peter Hitchens
Labubu’s

>>213401503
biomass

>>213401488
well he is isn't it if you apply any sort of critical thinking

>>213401519
click click BANG!

fucking hell

>>213401519
suck on this
*shoots you in the belly*

>>213401503
who said you could talk?

horse

>>213401519
okay
*hides your post*

>>213401488
took my cat to the vet not too long ago for a balls off and the young nurses huddled around him and kept hugging and kissing him saying how handsome he nice he was
must be nice to be an animal

Having a cheeky little fry up, don’t care if it makes leftypol seethe

Aarvoll has the physiognomy of a Roman Emperor.

>>213401513
A fair bit when the weather's nice

>>213401618
Is that marinara or ketchup

>>213401618
looks lush that mate x

>>213401531
Nah, I mean when you go outside. Do you get to see hot chicks walking around like that much?

>>213401618
mental how you could mush this all together with both hands and throw it on the table and floor, and nothing bad would happen

>>213401612
loolo
animalmogged

>>213401568
She'd save so much on toilet roll...

>>213401618
Cooked that with a hairdryer did you?

getting animorph powers to become a cat and then going to the vet for a balls off

not much happening around here is there?
tell you what
a coffee then a clean of the flat i think for me

>>213400874
oban 14. was 75 odd quid

Any Aryans in?

>>213400791
If you have sound issues it could be a hardware issue maybe. You could run `systemctl status --user pipewire` in a terminal to see if PipeWire (audio service) shows any errors. If that command doesn't work then you could try replacing `pipewire` with `pulseaudio` (another audio service which is sometimes used).

Alternatively you could try a live session of a different distro (hopefully with newer packages, because I think the newer the Linux kernel is, the more drivers it has). I think the latest version of Mint (which you've tried) is based on Ubuntu 24.04 LTS. In which case you could try and flash a newer release of Ubuntu to a USB stick, and try a live session of that, because it might have newer drivers. Or you could try the same but with the latest release of Fedora.

But yeah maybe try `systemctl status --user pipewire` first because it might show an obvious error, I dunno.

omanyte has landed (in Pokemon Go)

>>213401672
will you right mate? getting that animorph powers yeah?

>>213401672
imagine if the powers wore off after the op and you're just there on all fours stark naked

>>213401503
yes there are

never seen a gorilla eating a burrito

irish tings tend to carry more of a bunda than brit chicks yeah? been noticing that for a while

>>213401636
Same. By springtime, you cannot go anywhere without seeing it.

rorke - the sopranos
leftypol - the wire
rasheed - breaking bad

I liked Doom 3

I'm spending way too much time in /brit/ compared to all the other boards on this site
It's very easy to just get stuck in this general
Honestly /brit/ is basically just a chaotic chat room with images for White men aged 18-40 which makes it so addictive

>for white men
lol

ummy wummy ~~

>>213401721
leftypol showing this to the kids at his local nursery

>>213401618
rubbish fry up for a toddler

>>213401721
um

>>213401758
what’s the point in using other boards

there are a lot of browns here

irish diaspora explores his african cultural ties:

i ain't been feelin right since ever avicii got cooked...

>>213401792
me critiquing asda's bread aisle

>>213401789
More variety of topics

I use /tv/, /v/, /vp/, /pol/, /g/, /gif/ and /n/

>>213401804
wow good for her
:)

>>213401823
dire selection of boards

more like loosey letby haha

>>213401823
can't be much more runtish than you

>>213401823
I know what you are.

>>213401703
Looks quite worryingly like a mate of mine. To the point where I can't rule out that it's actually him. Never seen him pull that face though.

>>213401840
>>213401851

Post yours then

>>213401823
Stupid cunt

>>213401823
i don’t come to 4chan for topics since everyone’s opinion is going to be retarded anyway. come for the gimmicks me

fit nurse MILF gf who knows youre a lil retarded..

shagged lucy letby but nobody believes me

>>213401871
Did you enjoy your steak last night mate?

>>213401618
get this posted on r/fryup

what are we doing tonight?

I browse /lit/, /fit/, /ic/ and /d/.

>>213401740
i'd record myself doing it for you but not worth doxxing myself

Other than reddit, is it fair to say 4chan is basically the biggest old style forum/board left that has boards for almost every topic?

There are loads out there but none have the variety and speed of 4chan

/sp/ (home board)
/int/
/ck/
/an/
/p/
/ic/

scrimple as

by the way I got an aerodactyl today :)
+1 to my Pokedex :D and with a Pokemon that is so meta to have

made the mistake of going back to /epl/ recently. no idea who dave or arsewog are but they seem to be the only two posters

>>213401908
won't show your bald mug but you'll happily spam 50 images of your caked up bussy in a thong? bizarre

>>213401909
we're all on gaia

>>213401896
how was she? omit no detail however small or filthy

>>213401904
going for a virgin walk this afternoon

after that home then bed

only use /brit/ and only when I’m hungover

>>213401899
Went and got a tasting menu actually it was too late for most restaurants

Was delicious had a really good beef tartar and Waldorf salad also the drinks were good

>>213401914
/an/ is based

/int/
/g/
/diy/
/p/
formerly /a/ and /vg/

for me it's /int/ /sp/ /a/ and /ck/

get it made

Gonna start a neocities site
Wanna join?

>>213401907
>>213401914
Who the fuck uses /ic/ lol

I did my time (for the white race) :)

>>213401904
getting the monthly chinese takeaway, i'm afraid

>>213401965
mostly weebs

/int/
/vr/
/g/

formerly /tv/, /ck/ and /pol/

>>213401949
You do realise nobody believes any of this shit right?

>>213401909
No it's not a forum

get.
it.
made.

>>213401965
I'm trying to learn how to draw mate.

riveting stuff lads, the boards we visit, really fascinating content

air's a bit damp today
don't like it as it makes me feel damp also

Went on /pol/ a few weeks ago to have a look around. Could feel the seething negativity pouring off it. Almost felt sick from it. I know politics gets people angry and miserable sometimes but that was brutal. Dunno how people can spend any amount of time there.

>>213402015
t. browses /int/ and has no interests or hobbies

>>213402017
/brit/ is the same your just desensitised to it

>>213402017
cost sunk fallacy i reckon, or just insanity

>>213401292
utterly bizarre rape larp

>>213402016
pop a towel on

>>213402017
a lot of that on /brit/ too tbf

>>213402051
>>213402051
>>213402051
NEW

>>213402044
no larp

>>213402060
fuck off then loser

>>213402016
got a damp fanny luv?

>>213402094
>>213402094
>>213402094