Thread 213403687

>only 32
>only
>32

glad I didn't get the shoefag autism
genuinely feel disappointment when my sister's kid spends a couple hundred pounds on ugly trainers

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all london street webcams are offline

back in my day the young female celebrities were actually naturally good looking and had some talent

today it's all just whores who make money by twerking on stage in a thong, acting slutty, fucking black men, and they all wear tons of make up

we had jennifer, zoomers get sydney, sabrina and charlie lmao

hello my good friends and pals of /brit/ on the 4chan /int/

>>213403742
every generation says this

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

>the youngest millennials (including me) will turn 30 next year
It's so over

im only 30 haha

>>213403743
hello how is your day going?

>>213403773
propa oirish

>>213403762
compare this to the current female celebrity line up (all famous for twerking their arses in front of black men)

>>213403790
its foing good
i am playing tony hawks on the xbox
it is hard

I have arse pain from sitting down too much so I alternate between sitting at the computer and lying on my bed using my phone

Don't Just Book It, Thomas Cook it

32 is young for /brit/
wait, you're not wasting your teens or 20s on here are you?
in the prime of your life and stuck on /brit/ on a saturday afternoon in the summer?
don't you have friends?

>say to mumberg to do my coffee at 3
>still not done it
fs

>>213403847
how did your last slave die?

>>213403801
tons of makeup huh

>>213403821
i get a warm energy from you :D

>>213403606
i don't stan sydney x

>>213403857
she's 70 years old in that pic

>>213403856
diabetes

>>213403804
what's your favourite trick in tony hawks

Do you believe in The Loch Ness Monster?

>>213403871
you're mentally ill

>>213403821
I'm gonna start enjoying my 20s when I reach 30

Wank commemcing

momberg calls oatmeal 'cereal' makes it sound like im eating fucking lucky charms

>>213403847
mummy, coffee, fucking hurry uppy

did fuck all in my teens and 20s and will waste my 30s

>>213403886
anything that gets me through brazil in top spot

Government's doing a digital essentials allowance
Meaning we (not me I'm a neet) pay £300 a month to old people so they can learn how to send a fucking text

>>213403872
no she isn't

UH OH
STINKY

>>213403910
*holds up a gang sign that spells out ktim*

spent 5 years in prison in my 20s

>>213403890
close your eyes
open them again
you are now 30
that's literally what turning 30 feels like
and 40
i imagine 50 will be the same

>>213403928
yes go bing jennifer connoly

>>213403889
i have mental health

>>213403430
I don't know if one necessarily means the other. I remember when it's OK to be white was new and the message was deliberately made so no deeper meaning was implied only the surface message. For me it seemed to point more towards the denigration of white culture, in terms of historic figures and stuff and to encourage people to feel better about their own culture. The bailey here seems to be your interpretation of it. I remember growing up in a majority non-white area and feeling pressured to listen to rap and talk in a certain way, which I don't do anymore at all, which probably means I never actually wanted to.

>>213403952
desperate to fit in creep

>>213403950
she isn't 70 there

been spending most my life
living in a smelly bedroom

>>213403967
she isn't even 70 now retard

FREE PALESTINE

>>213403821
Luckily for me this country was cold and drab in my 20s. Imagine sitting inside on such a sunny day when you are 24 years old!

>>213403940
the very rare very good yank post

DTFIC on his VPN again is he?

how are eastern europeans with hilariously spelt names treated there
do people actually sit there and pronounce grzegorz or do they just go by greg as a nickname

>>213403981
don't sign your posts

Implying you have to stop using 4chins at a certain age. The photo that anon posted was from the '70s or something. I grew up in the 2000s.

rorke considers billie a valuable ally after the recent events in ireland

There are enough houses, but they get bought up and sat on by investors. There is an area near me that has like twenty new high rise residential blocks. But you walk around at street level and it's a ghost town, doesn't match up with the sort of population density the buildings could house. That's because a lot of them are just being sat on as stores of value. Multimillionairs and beyond treat property like shares or gold, and they'll keep the rents high because that keeps the property values artificially inflated too.

Take a walk around some of the new residential areas along the Thames, particularly in East London. Absolute ghost towns, you can these blocks are 20% occupied at the most.

>>213403963
it was a troll to try and get a reaction originally

>>213403990
It's OK for her to be white.

>>213403988
i have to admit i spent many a sunny day shut indoors during my youth myself
in my defence i was mostly doing drugs and playing video games with my mates

>>213404040
i genuinely cant tell if he is one of them by the anime pfp

>>213404026
imagine walking out your council flat and you see these two chavettes blocking the door

>>213404076
Apparently he's a Catholic now

>>213403990
Utterly disgusting that she binds her tits
They're absolutely massive and dying to be freed

>>213404005
In the UK they probably just say Greg, often when I meet a Grzegorz they say introduce themselves a Greg. But if you drop a Grzegorz in front of them they'll be mad impressed.
I've lived up the road from a roundabout called rondo grzegórzeckie for years and still can't fucking say it without tripping over my own tongue.

>>213404040
if that was real and it isn't but if it was it's probably because queers conglomerate even before they're out

>>213404089
so just the right wing equivalent of tranny got it

>>213404026
Billie was her fittest here

biomass boilers heating

>>213404095
probably started as some young people gay chat and one groomer started a tranny domino effect
I bet it happens all the time

just lost around 300k on store packs on fifa

>>213404171
I would bet literally all of that is wrong

wonder if emily blunt rolls a blunt

get the new made

>>213404199
To be fair if you're that certain then I believe you

>>213403990
>Heres your zoomer sex symbols bro

cant stand marvelslop and dont like capeshit

the one woke thing i will never accept is tranny ideology

im so cooked

>>213404284
why

>>213404303
dtfib

>>213404284
so you'll accept white women being sent to breeding camps?

>>213404319
ok

thinking of trying to get an autism diagnosis. can't keep on toiling while getting no girls anymore. i want pip.

>>213404319
I think that's battlestar galactica not woke ideology

We need the footie back to pacify the gammons

jcon was pengest in house of fog, do not >> me

>>213404284
so you accept that money is the least important factor in determining privilege, as according to the woke intersectional progressive stack?
or do you just not care about and respect people?

>>213404311
load of bollocks that causes harm

>>213404319
not real is it

Fly has been buzzing around my room for an hour and wouldn't go out of the wide open window when I kept swiping at it. It made me look like a right cunt.

Anyway I just knocked it out of the air with a folder and stunned it. While it was writhing around I gently picked it up and tore both of its wings off before putting it on the ground outside so it can slowly die.

Little daft cunt not so clever now is he?

starting on the booze then

absolutely hate chit chat me

>>213404237
The new as it were
>>213404360
>>213404360
>>213404360

>>213404348
what makes it bollocks the science behind it makes sense to me, nature makes all kinds of crazy shit

>>213404350
same lad who flooded his landlords property

>>213404367
bit early but I'll allow it, janman let this one fly

I received a nip letter from the police this morning.

leftpol famously doesn't think money is involved with privilege

>>213404355
bastard
finished the last of my booze and fags last night
told myself i'd have the weekend off from drinking and smoking but easier said than done
you enjoy it though

>>213404389
do you read japanese?

>>213404423
It’s in English

>Isle of Man
>Jersey
>Guernsey
>Gibraltar
>Bermuda
>Cayman Islands
>British Virgin Islands
>Anguilla
>Turks and Caicos Islands
Bit weird the majority of tax havens are British

>>213404367
why the fuck did you make a new
are you retarded
what the fuck is wrong with you

gonna cook some sausages soon

Cronem manipulating Katy's spicy young white console
>mmhmm just like dat

>>213404443
He asked me to

>>213404443
they want it used next so they make it now and keep linking it

>>213404350
> wouldn't go out of the wide open window when I kept swiping at it
Im convinced they know what they are doing

sydney and billie in the same week
rorke making big gainz yo

>>213404442
>Isle of Man
>i love man
bit gay

>>213404454
really do hope the janny sorts you out with a three day holiday for that
fucking mong

>Cronem manipulating Katy's spicy young white console
>>mmhmm just like dat

>when you push dat phat oval into katy and feel the hymen breaking

mmhmm, anuva hymen sorted

a future worth fighting for

>>213404498
as bad as bmwf

>>213404498
so this is rorke

>>213404498
will never have this

>>213404528
You will never have this!

i turned myself into a pickle morty
im pickle rick!

>>213404528
why would you want to shame your ancestors like that? if they gave it a thought, they pictured you with a white woman, never a subcontinental brown rat

>>213404412
of course they do
just not as much as race, gender identity, sex, sexuality, or ability
a homeless straight white male needs to check his privilege when talking to a black millionaire
or a woman
or a gay person
this is ACTUALLY what they believe and fight for

lads are we english or british?

>>213404556
just want some brown pussy desu or any pussy at this point

started my cooking

>>213404583
both
english is a subcategory of british

>>213404559
UMM

>>213404569
it's not though is it

>>213404598
so which one is it then

>>213404498
mental how fit they are

>>213404585
don't lower your standards just because you're desperate, especially if it means betraying your race. never do that

>>213404580
I dont care what people say the food at Buc-ee's looks good

>>213404583
no

>>213404559
oh yeah
oh yeah thats nice
that's really nice that
really nice

i no longer see you fit for purpose

doing the new rimworld dlc

>>213404617
i think my ancestors would be more disappointed if i stay an incel

spain done in

>>213404635
rim? world?

>>213404583
Muslim then Mirpuri then Yorkshire then Pakistani then British. Simple as

you're fit for a porpoise

>>213404619
a holiday where you tour around america trying all the unique types of slop they have really does sound like a fantastic time
they should have tour groups there that cater for this type of thing

oh what a purpose oh what a magnificent purpose

>>213404601
yes, it is

>>213404635
rim this

>>213404679
Sounds like a profitable little niche business. Thanks for the idea ;)

>>213404645
You know there were lifelong single people in the past too.
They would be more horrified is they knew you mixed with a nonwhite. People in the past were much more racist than we realise. If a brown sailor wandered into their village they would pelt them with rotten veg and even kill them.

>>213404784
yeah shit like monks. that doesn't count. my ancenstors would think i'm a demon possed freak

finally got a choice of what to eat instead of being at the mercy of what food's about to go off
don't know what to have
chicken and bacon noodles sounds good

shoeonhead so fucking fit

>>213404724
not though, you're either misunderstanding what privilege is as a concept or more likely deliberately pretending to believe it's something else and it's boring

Sir Dal Matian

I have a theory that the reason whites constantly bang on about racism against brown people is in fact to stop themselves from reverting back to type i.e. being naturally racialist
They are checking themselves more than anything else

>>213404871
you forgot all the mr beast thumbnails, roblox and minecraft videos

communism will win
against the woke and the rorkes

>>213404801
no, monks would more likely have given strangers shelter and refuge inside their monastery

trafficking a poo

>>213404784
i must appease my barbarian ancestors

leftypol using unflavoured toothpaste because mint is to spicy for him

>>213404871
human version of machine learning finding a local maximum

>>213404901
monks were volcels along with majority of other volcels of the time like kant. it's not the same thing

>>213404878
It's like you hate money.

>>213404871
chocolate bane!

>>213404871
for me it's video essays about games where the whole thing is just the guy telling us the whole plot

Rorke's half asian sons will inherit Britian

>>213404871
no difference

>>213404979
by half-asian surely you mean half pakistanis

>>213404969
i listen to them on the second screen while playing a different game on my main screen

mental how the EPL doesnt start today

no no we need to let the footballers on £150k a week rest a little longer fs

>>213404979
The sons will be incels and the daughters will marry white men or, if white men run out, lightskin mixed-race men

>>213404778
Just joking wouldnt steal your idea. You should genuinely look into it tho.

>Visit a Buc-ee's
>Stay in a motel
>Route 66
>Go out to a Roadhouse style bar
>Late night dinner at an all night diner
>Go to a massive high school football game
>Nascar
>shoot automatic weapons at a gun range
A proper americana experience

badger badger badger badger badger badger

>>213405037
>eat one greasy american niggermeal
>instantly done with the gimmick
>but your cardiac arrest

doin a watch

>>213404878
Just joking wouldnt steal your idea. You should genuinely look into it tho.

>Visit a Buc-ee's
>Stay in a motel
>Route 66
>Go out to a Roadhouse style bar
>Late night dinner at an all night diner
>Go to a massive high school football game
>Nascar
>shoot automatic weapons at a gun range
A proper americana experience

making cheese on toast. shall soon be eating cheese on toast.

>>213404580
this has to be ai

>>213405068
is this the communist party that hates troons

cheese on toast update: now eating cheese on toast.

some nonce is spamming Britfeel with grim webms what the fuck is wrong with these people

>>213405119
ok.... keep me updated....

>>213405119
corr

>>213405102
I think both the CPGB and the CPGBML do

Jamaican restaurant opened near me
Might get some curry goat

>>213404580
the 'mass

>>213405071
It's unfeasible for me to start. But it's a good idea, and I stand by it. Bet you'd get loads of money from Asian and British tourists specifically if you hit the market in the right way to go viral on social media. Don't forget breakfasts in random roadside diners where some waitress calls you hun and asks to freshen your coffee.

>>213405124
people discovered the nonce botnet and felt power for once in their sad lives

>>213405124
your first problem is being the kind of nonce who visits that place. try and work on that.

>>213405140
*curried goat
Raasclaat

>>213405167
I don't respect the biomass

are communists against immigration?

>>213405174
but you financially support them?

poo

>>213405140
jamaican me hungry with this talk of curried goat

wonder if my favourite poster is in x

>>213405183
I don't do that either. It was a joke, you see.

>>213405150
You just need to work out a way to organise it. Lots of people who go to america do all those things but if you organised it all and packaged it together im confident people would buy it off you instead of having to organise it all themselves

>Don't forget breakfasts in random roadside diners where some waitress calls you hun and asks to freshen your coffee.
Yes :)

>>213405193
yeh I am x

>>213405193
um hi x

all my acquaintances joining a gym and making me feel insecure

>>213404824
i saw the progressive stack in action during occupy wall street
white males who had been made bankrupt were yelled at by middle class black women and told to get to the back of the line while they get lectured on racism
obviously not all leftists are "progressive" and "woke"
but this is the essence of progressivism, and leftists vote for it
look at what they protest most passionately: BLM
they say women and girls are oppressed, but they look the other way when they're trafficked by rape gangs... because the rape gangs are brown and their victims are white

when was the last time you saw a car set on fire in protest on behalf of poor people (without race being the central theme)?

catberg on a mad one

spreading my arse
spreading my heart
spreading my butter

It's funny how hapas want desperately to revert to whiteness. They must think their white parent was crazy to mix with an Asian person

>>213405216
>>213405234
hmm it could be either one of you based on these replies... I guess you're both my favourite x

rorke mate

>>213405198
Hilarious. Bantersaurus rex over here

did some pulldowns today

>>213405222
Why didnt he just stop being weird and talk to women instead of murdering them?

been trying to complete a wank over the past few days and gonna do it now no matter what

>>213405297
the eternal question

>>213405297
cause he would get rejected

>>213405262
Roy "Chubby" Brown

>>213405260
um epic :) x

>>213405351
>>213405351
>>213405351
New

>>213405359
atrociously early new
janitor take him to the penis explosion chamber

dtfic on his meltdown era please stream his newest album

>>213405379
you're worse than he is

>brown brown im brown please stream the brown
yeah no

>>213405359
have you gone mental

Please listen to my albums

You call it genocide, I call it winning.

>>213405177
they should be
before the floodgates were opened in france there were two vocal opponents to it: the far right and the communist party
however the communist party leader was eventually pushed out for this position

been sneezing all day
the human body shouldn't be capable of producing this much snot

>>213405392
don’t like the canadian but yeah something very off about this so called “brazillian”

>>213405208
Had a yank friend who wanted to take me on a road trip from Vegas to San Diego and I'm kicking myself that I didn't take up an offer like that, would be kino. She had massive boobs and we probably would have shagged in a motel as well.
Can't sell that one to tourists.

>>213405462
it's the trannyspammer/carlybender

>>213405458
think you're reading a bit much into my post there pal.

seeing a lot of gossip about me lately

>>213405497
you're brown

>>213405497
i think you're a daft brown bastard, 'pal'\

>>213405476
>driving all day then going to shitty empty bars

here's my evening meal plan:

dice the bacon
fry in sesame oil (in saucepan)
add frozen sliced chicken, chopped onion, and garlic
add spices (coriander, turmeric, black pepper, chili powder)
add frozen mixed veg
boil and drain noodles in separate saucepan
add to the fried meat and veg
add soy sauce
stir well and serve

what you having for tea?

>>213405452
dust your room

>>213405208
You're just describing a travel agents that already exist

lasagne in the oven

>>213405531
You could go to the Vicki and Vance Casino in Primm.
Just like in New Vegas.

rorke on a mad one outta nowhere
what revved him

>>213405574
don't like new vegas
i'm not a transsexual you see

>fry in sesame oil
Gonna taste like dogshit but enjoy your "Asian-inspired" slop I guess

Summerslam tonight lads

>>213405617
sc

>>213405547
CHICKEN SOUP MAYBE WITH SOME BREAD......

>>213405476
Why didnt you go?

>>213405128
i have finished the cheese on toast. so ends my tale.

>>213405599
noooo the trannies ruined a fun game for me

just ate an entire banoffee pie from morrisons

cute rorke doing lil boyfarts x

Entirely the sign of a diminutive mind to sort all posters of one flag or another as "brown", "black" or "white" according to native population. The probability, however, of my own brownness is only slightly more than the brownness of a UK flag poster. I am, of course, brown; but then again, who isn't?

>>213405641
scraniel coded post

>>213405563
Yes but specialising in a very specific niche

my spaghetti is bronze pressed today
none of that plastic sheen

playing tomb raider 1-3 (remastered)

>>213405625
love chicken soup with garlic bread
up there with tomato soup and cheese toasties

just polished off a freezer pad thai
added chilli oil scrambled eggs
lush I say quite lush

getting poo steaming

>>213405651
fosnyeg

Sitting alone in my dark, dreary incel dungeon.
Plotting...
Scheming...

>>213405617
Wow 25 years ago me would have been really excited. Would have been going to a sleepover whilst id be the only one that stays up to watch the entire thing

>>213405630
I was a student and didn't have a job or much money at the time so was saving up to go meet a girl in Italy that I also didn't end up shagging. Wanted to be loyal, you see. Literally had the yank in my bed after she got drunk at a gig while I slept on the couch and lost it all.

>>213405695
that's a nice name for your childhood bedroom

Sydney just cried on stream saying she's not right wing

>>213405736
JUST
STOP
EATING

>>213405739
Thanks

>>213405695
the sun won't be up forever

>>213405746
damn she looks old

>>213403888
Diego does, he loves made up bullshit like that

>>213405664
Those agents already exist was my point
Retards will pay for things like https://www.americanexperiences.com/ or any other destination in America like the Grand Canyon or Yosemite or whatever
Anyone with above 80 IQ will just fly somewhere and drive down a highway in a rented car or RV and stop when they see a diner on the highway
It's the same thing here btw

>>213405746
willy throbbing at this video

eating healthy

Think I might get some rum in, not had it in a while

Also why would someone buy an American travel experience from some random Bong or Polak

>>213405746
lmaoooooooo

>>213405817
state of those fucking mushrooms

>>213405746
>she's was a member of 1 of the only 2 parties in america
>the 1 that is currently in power
>This is fascism
american society is so fucking over its unreal

went to go out for a walk in the country to fix my life and mumberg told me dinner is in 30 so I'm sitting around in the dark again
fucking hell they forcefeed you in this place

>>213405757
Getting darker... earlier..

>>213405817
>all that sugary syrup to make your slop palatable
NGMI

>>213405611
nearly missed this comment about my post because you didn't use the convenient linking system
i can only assume you were hoping i'd miss it because you're afraid of confrontation
don't worry, no need to be scared of me, i don't bite
as for your comment? each to their own i suppose
i've cooked with lots of other fats and oils and personally i like sesame oil, but i'm open to recommendations if you have any

>>213405817
rorke cutting all his food up into bitesize pieces like a child

>>213405719
You chose poorly...

>>213405817
what is the poo sauce?

>>213405817
rorke's pièce de résistance

need some music recommendations for my incel walk

>>213405817
eating hot pockets would be less rorkey than this

>>213405860
I'm a better man for the good-natured decisions I made and desire to do the right thing.

>>213405817
jesus christ lad learn to cook

>>213405861
HP brown

>>213405889
goldfrapp - felt mountain

Mongos like you don't deserve the (You)s
Sesame oil will become extremely bitter when heated to temperatures high enough for frying
It is used as garnish, added off heat
Also bacon has enough fat in it to fry itself
Learn to cook before you come here to tel us about it

You have to put so much effort in order to look good when you get older. Strict diet, exercise, never drink or smoke. It's so shit

>>213405782
I understand what you are saying but my point is if you create a travel agency/brand that is known for only organising a very niche experience of kitsch americana, there is a decent profit there.

>>213405929
fucking delia smith over here
it's 2025 mate you can fry sesame oil as much as you like

>>213405929
Um, sweaty, we can cook just fine thank you
>>213405817

>>213405889
autechre

*wacks this on the big telly*

>>213405889
City of Caterpillar - City of Caterpillar

thinking about the aussie fart pizza lad

>>213405239
people don't protest as much about wealth inequality no, because it's less tangible than a specific event like a black person being killed by police, and msm are more likely to cover it than cost of living too, being in poverty
I don't really care about anecdotes, plenty of versions of progressive stacks exist and they will never be perfect at weighing oppressions
I barely hear the left talk about BLM at all, I only see the right talk about it as though the left are obsessed with it, how many leftist spaces are you in?

>>213405984
>>213405984
>>213405984
new

>>213405912
Ive had very similar situations and did the same :)

I see how it is

>>213405952
Then go do it and get rich
You won't though because you know deep down that it isn't profitable at all

>>213406014
Thank you will do

>>213405760
Lisa Nandy looks like THAT?!