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Reminds me of that one:
A man came to a bar and ordered a beer. While drinking he noticed a guy ordering a water. After he received his glas of water, he suddently run up the stairs and minutes later you could hear a *blump* outside of the bar. The man who ordered the water suddently came in again and drank the water. He repeatet it for three times.
Curious the man who ordered a beer asked the water man "Why are you doing that?". The water man then explained "If I order a water and the run up to the third floor and jump out of the window, the water will turn into wine." "I don't believe that." Said the beer man, so the water man demostrated it.
He ordered a water, run up the stairs, jumps out of the window and came back to his glas of water. And behold it turned into wine. "I have to try this!" Said the beer man. Ordered a water, ran up the stairs, jumps out of the window and then died instantly on impact.
The water man grinned after hearing the *blump* outside of the bar. Then the barman came and said to the water man "You know Jesus, for a Messiah, you're quite an asshole."
