Thread 213405659

how does one get an American gf?

>>213405659 (OP)
fart on your balls

>>213405659 (OP)
Hopefully you don't.

by being 6ft tall, 6 figures, 6 pack, square jaw, white, nice communication, rich from birth. the male also needs to be atheist, woke, progressive, communist(but not too much hellooooo i want democracy), feminist and not a bigot.

>>213405742
why not

>>213405814
You're a filthy foreigner.

>>213405659 (OP)
be loud and retarded

>>213405659 (OP)
Move to farming town, breed redneck farmer girl and get citizenship. Help her Daddy around the farm, fixing machines and hacking tractors will go long way to get you American gf.

>>213406117
>tf
>tp
You’re all foreigners.

>>213406279
hnnnng i need me a kay gf

>>213405659 (OP)
Wish to know anon wish to know...

>>213406279
my dream

>>213409546
you might make it
you live close by after all

>>213406294
what if he was a native american?

>>213405762
The thing is that the 0.01% of men who get this
>by being 6ft tall, 6 figures, 6 pack, square jaw, white, nice communication, rich from birth.
are all right winger so not this
>he male also needs to be atheist, woke, progressive, communist(but not too much hellooooo i want democracy), feminist and not a bigot.

>>213410801
1% chance

Be black

>visit america
>have an accent of any kind
>talk shit about the country and how dumb and fat she is personally compared to women from your country
>pull a stupid face whenever you have to eat literally anything in america even if its imported
basically just act like a stereotypical german, it isn't hard.

>>213412079
>In Sweden we do not have homeless people and we treat POC with great respect I will have you know.
>Dios mio, you Europeans are so cool, well dressed and mannered!

Sigh
Maybe i will never find my American gf...

I want this kind of american gf

Or this...