Thread 213406128

Serbian history is so sad.

I mean, they truly suffered so much. Imagine your cultural and historical birthplace, your own soil, being a meme country recognized by many nations. It’s just not fair. And this is just the tip of the iceberg...

>>213406128 (OP)
Serbs are always happy and cheerful, they don't really mind. All what matters to them is dancing to turbofolk and eating roasted meat, especially now on Saturday evening.

>>213406206
South slavs generally more cheerful comparing with western and eastern slavs.

>>213406206
Sometimes they start randomly murdering people

>>213406233
that's true, generally every southern nation is more cheerful than its northern neighbor, the only exception to this rule is northern Slavs vs Scandinavians (Scandis are more happy than us despite living north of us).
>>213406244
well, just don't provoke them and things will be fine
Serbs love guests as long as they behave well. You will never leave a Serbian house hungry.

>>213406244
>randomly
That never happened

>>213406244
>randomly

>>213406128 (OP)
yeah

>>213409362
:( leave kosovo alone

They deserved everything that happened to them

>>213411297
why

>>213406128 (OP)
here comes the funniest quote ever given in a interview by evolas serbian chud student

A woman is a heavy addict of the genital organ and above all the need for orgasm. She is able to forgive a man everything, even the greatest insults or betrayals, if he knows how to pity her nicely and cause supreme ecstasy. Especially those that take a long time. Serbs know how to do it. How? Easy: by restraining herself by simply shifting the flow of thoughts to others, preferably unpleasant objects or, ultimately, by short pauses in breathing. When the supply of oxygen to the blood is stopped - sexual arousal also stops, as our 'brothers' the Croats would say. We, Serbs, know how to do it because for centuries we have been forced to restrain ourselves, to suffer and wait for our historical moment.”

>>213413131
what the actual fuck

>>213412146
They're serbs

>>213406128 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azNKPM5anok

>>213413171
deep chudology and peak political theory you wouldnt get it

>>213413131
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. God bless you anon

>>213406128 (OP)
Yeah they were raped pretty hard

>>213406128 (OP)
sounds familiar

>>213413131
My sides

>>213411297
true
https://youtu.be/GW6GSa14xXI

>>213406128 (OP)
I'm not even some pro serbian nationalist chud but I'd say Serbia has the biggest claim to Kosovo

>>213415961
It's crazy how Kosovo is an ugly shithole yet both sides desperately want it. Same with Gaza. It's always the ugliest territory that is the most coveted

>>213416061
Serbs passionately hate beauty. Remember how they destroyed Dubrovnik with no remorse? In a sense they probably enjoyed turning beauty into rubble.

serbs are bros

>>213416061
Isn't it full of old serbian architectural landmarks like monasteries and churches? It was a big cultural and religious center for the medieval kingdom of Serbia

>>213416181
Yeah but otherwise it's ugly

>>213416168
That GOT filming location? Pretty underwhelming place desu

>>213416251
looks no different from any other city in Serbia

Serbs seem like that aggro crazy uncle compared to Croatians.

>>213416633
It's exactly the opposite, Serbs are peaceful, ambitious, hard-working and independent-minded.

>>213413131
That man managed to perfectly describe the Serbian national character

>>213416762
I laughed