Thread 213415083

saturday night edition
previous: >>213413699

he linked the old, is that ok?

>>213415083 (OP)
is steer calmer gonna get me for posting?

>>213415083 (OP)
>>213415868
LOL timmy's crush

white women don't get linea nigra

>has to use three vpns to link a fake new

lads, come on now

wish carly rae jepsen was my mum

Why is spaino on a Hungarian VPN

hahahaha, anyone else think this is funny?

Any right wing extremist man in?

I feel bad for looking back at that woman that had a boyfriend smiling at me because I was looking t the birds, and because they lived near that place they saw me at, probably knew I liked to do that, and liked it. wasnt looking back for that reason, but is is quite pervy
at the same time: spacial awareness is good; charlie (penguinz0) has amazing spacial awareness and shape recognition

pangpangs told timmy dey mums is sick
mmhmm splurging dat moneygram order

>>213416685
LMAO
>>213416691
cronem incubators x

>>213416691
This is a post-pregnancy thing though, right? You won't find it on an Asian who hasn't had a kid.

>>213416716
Desperation to stay relevant
The Daniella Westbrook of /brit/

Sir Emotion Anniversary

>muh VPN

brits can't fathom people from other countries posting here

kek

bunch of fucking retards

>>213416726
esl bitch

only get haemorrhoids when I booze but I just love the drink so it's a part of my life I accept

>>213416758
Hello Joao, how are you

>>213416758
they've been thinking i'm on a vpn for legit damn near a year at this point, they seem to take the 4chan game VERY seriously.

ESOTERIC QUOTES
MOST FRIGHTENING

Timmy flying to Bangkok to meet Pang Pang and she brings her 13-year-old son Bing Bing to their first date and he calls Timmy 'dad'

>>213416795
>damn near a year at this point
you discovered how to use a vpn about 2 months ago trannyspammer

>>213416768
Booze is all about sacrificing the body for the mind

post female gingers belly, one at a time. multiple females. then load them in and disable safety protocols

are amy just pwned the blacks

>>213416768
any medication to prevent them? a cream or something

carlybender on her brazillian VPN again is she

>>213416817
thought i was supposed to be 190, are they the same people?

>>213416814
oh my DAYS hahahahaha
timmy feel like a hero now raising dat luh ricefield critter x

any BIG tunes going?

144 days until Christmas

>you wont find linea nigra on chinese bellies
cope yes you will timmy

>>213416855
190 actually had decent taste in music so obviously no you mong

>>213416868
Zedd - Clarity

>>213416841
that's an apu

>dirty harry
if anything the baddie was the dirty one

>>213416868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy4T6zvQ6jk&list=RDHy4T6zvQ6jk&start_radio=1

>>213416894
Sent that gay mong straight back to the darkrooms

>>213416841
how's she done that then

>>213416894
oh sorry, need to get more in chemistry with /brit/'s characters

>>213416849
I stick anosol pill like things up me bum for a few days after and it sorts me out. not bent but that part feels quite nice

Here's that British super model I was telling you about

Am I a Timmy if I like Japan but don't give a rat's ass about any other zipperhead country?

go ahead and reply to him (dont know if you did or if it is his friend), you can get in the crossfire if you want to (thats funny and also not my problem)

>>213416716
have you ever seen kurva anyátok?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbE7dmOnWs4
nah but she's actually stupid fit here

>>213416946
no, nips are white

i hijack gimmicks so efficiently people think i'm multiple posters at once

lil timmy wearing his best outfit just to go out and see dis x

>>213416946
Timmy is a racial slur for White people, like how nigger is one for blacks

You other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung

I spilt a drink on my bed (first of like 3 times doing it) and mopped up all that tequilla with my cum rag, and at first it smelled like what I realized was the same smell as Vimto, but now it smells more like I dont know, gestation

any badman in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKMBtoHcpuM

>>213416946
>zipperhead

trying too hard mate

>>213416975
How about you get people thinking you're an interesting poster?

mmhmm pay up timmy

>>213416931
by being fit

playing the 'craft
building a new farm for my chickens you see

>>213417026
i'm not here for that mate i'm not trying to fuck any of you am i

The sun never sets in the British pooey arsehole

might transition my gender to female
could be a laugh

>>213417013
>first of like 3 times doing it
Nigga can see the future

>>213417053
*rapes you*

>>213417053
get the server going YOU CUNT

>>213417017
earkino

saturday night with the /brit/ lads is it? ah well. there's always next weekend.

>>213417038
shes irish diaspora

>>213416961
she's tiny irl she's like 5 foot tall

was about to remind you lads about the secondary /brit/ we're all heading off to after 4chan gets banned but... frankly this is a chance to leave some of you cunts behind
enjoy reddit

no I spilled drink all over my bed like 3 times in 2 days a week ago
without all of the cum, it would probably be a GOOD smell, actually. like if you poured tequilla (especially this drink) on the bed, it would probably make your ambient smell more nicer, as in, between showers

>>213417099
stop being a negro

>>213417060
give maddie back you tit

>>213417099
love my /brit/bros like I love my mates

>>213417119
silencio lil nigga

if I didn’t have a mum or brother I’d probably move to America

Mousey
shut it

mmhmm cronem just finished administering a diabolic quicktap
squeaky airmasses irritating lil timmy when he go downstairs

>>213417109
she looks like rosamund pike xx

wish ziedy would go back to posting brand adverts
its the only thing mods seem to ever ban him for

Sir Double Downer

ed balls

>she's tiny irl
not carlyfreak talking about her cock again

no really if you think about it, seasoning your bedsheets with alcohol and spicers is pretty smart

Irish diaspora built this country

God why do I have such a good taste in women

>>213417149
is he in this thread?
lol i wouldn't know
filtered his flag you see
i feel sorry for you poor sods having to see his spacker spam

>>213417149
wish he hung himself

>>213417142
https://voca.ro/1dOMyRxLAIa7

>>213417116
Where's that then

>>213417163
Stop trying to make me cook myself

>>213417178
you like asians because you're not good enough for whites

>>213417157
wow
mean but true

Ok this goes hard as FUCK
https://youtu.be/nTJHkUze9lc?si=ZzNHvG-ielTrSjt1&t=226

>>213417178
*snap*

>>213417208
cope HP

Whenever I stay at a hotel I always turn peoples do not disturb sign around to the clean my room one when I’m walking to my room

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckKA8V8sVZc
TWO DOUBLE DOUBLE OH
DOUBLE DOUBLE OH
TWO DOUBLE DOUBLE OH
DOUBLE DOUBLE OH
TWO DOUBLE DOUBLE OH
DOUBLE DOUBLE OH

I would carry ALL of your shopping home (1 days food worth max) for the delivery cost of hello fresh, in real life for anyone that didnt want to do it themselves, and I bet that hello fresh wouldnt carry old people groceries home for them for free if they got a lot of customers

Leftypol on a mad one

>>213417230
go on then go on then

might go see craig charles week after next

>>213417187
look at the state of this thread
i won't be the one responsible for these freaks showing up there

>>213417201
Better live
https://youtu.be/aDACorIaxNw?list=RDaDACorIaxNw&t=186

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag9IiByKOsM

>>213417246
Imagine him getting pulverized and turned into mince by a drone strike

smokane some dusty ahh weed

>>213417224
You could. Call it the cheese cart
And if you had a bike with a basket
I would call up mouseys cheese cart

Chappell Roan just released new single ‘The Subway’ out this week, have you streamed it?

>>213417265
what round for tea?

>>213417298
we dont care dtfi b

Sat inside bored, lonely, and depressed

>>213417317
>>>/r9k/

>>213417275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAsC9s4vY1s
This is the new 'eitch

i think the "gundamn" one is being mean by not meeting up with despy

>>213417291
I was thinking about a cart or something (and the person could even ride that next to me), because it would let me buy a weighted vest or something, and then I could add 20kg, 50kg, or my body weight (like liver king)
the point is to make my shoulders huge to see how far I can get, and make other people more healthy and content with their lives

Just erred

got the crazy penis on

>>213417317
get a clue mate x

pretending to be a woman on reddit and sexting with yankoids

>>213417317
Turn that off!

get the fucking drum and bass on

>>213417199
being good enough for a rice fairy is all I need for a fulfilled life

>>213417317
have no pity for supporters of this mong

>>213417299
he's doing a DJ set could be a laugh

>>213417246
imagine him firing that gun and going flying backwards and landing arse first in the barrel of an artillery cannon, which fires him into the sky
imagine him flying through the clouds, flailing his arms and legs, his face all black with soot from the cannon

>>213417317
Turn that awf!

why does it feel like everything's fucked but in my social circle I'm the only one that's struggling? maybe I'm just the problem

36 trips a day; all the shopping carried; fingerless gloves (and chalk); weighted vest' wolverine stack and painkillers and build muscle ontop of torn muscle

>>213417381
lol

>>213417397
people present their best selfs only if they are prideful

>can't watch age restricted videos on youtube
>VPN doesn't even work
>making a new account with VPN on doesn't work
>using my nearly 20 year old account doesn't work
Absolute piss take

Used to like that lad who'd post Legend of the Galactic Hero posts on Saturday nights

>>213417389
yeah his radio 6 show is good and he used to be a crackhead

>mumberg talking about how great her friends' grandkids are again
yeah nice one rub it in

>>213417298
every day since it came out <3 x

>>213417397
yes rorke you are the problem, glad you finally noticed

>>213417388
LOL

howling

GET RID OF THE FACKING WOGS NOW!

rorke would be a nice first name for a boy

ITS NOT FAIR

youre right, it is just Deliveroo, but I dont have a bullshti "service fee and am waiting for you outside the store. you still go in person to the shop to pick out stuff, and - unironically - this SAVES you MONEY, as silly as that sounds

>>213417429
>>mumberg talking about how great her friends' grandkids are again
is she a nonce?

i'm so happy i don't live in UK :)

>>213417429
mad how literally everything women do is for the sake of competing with and one-upping other women

Why does he hate Asian women so much?

>>213417375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAAIS6l8D0w

why do so many fit black and asian women like me on hinge, makes things hard you know

>>213417388
Scromit

>>213417466
o'rorke would be a dope middle name

i'm gonna do it to my future son bros...

>>213417429
mum keeps asking why i don't have a gf or bf yet
well, mum, look at me - i'm ugly as fuck and have no social skills!

>>213417476
wish i lived there so the paki clerk could greet me with "what it'll be boss?" everytime i walked into the store to buy a vape

>>213417505
LESS GOOOOOO

oh and I talked to two people today
one was fine but I came up with new ways to develop a conversation after (open-ended questions, but most importantly ones that arent (to me) immediately obvious) which develops the conversation better - but it went well. the second one did not go so well but it was more neutral than bad

Haven't danced in over a decade

>>213417518
why are you replying to an hour old post? is there a jet black nigger creature chewing your fibre cable outside?

Might play Pikmin 2

cant goon on reddit anymore
it ain’t right

got a fat bag of pink, might have to get on it

>>213417544
what did you talk about?

Wish i was in the Yabba

>>213417578
U-7700?

know a lad whos engaged to a obese ugly girl

imagine meeting mousenonce in spar as you are trying to buy some more booze

shivers man

>>213417388
@grok is this real

>>213417610
he fit?

Asian fairies mog so hard it's BRUTAL

>>213417583
I guess I did want to include in my post that in the neutral one there was a communication mishap for half of it and I misunderstood her (about cigarettes), but the positive is that I kept on her and did get the right message in the end. she sat on her pack of cigarettes

>>213417594
hope not, apparently it's coke, mdma, ket and some other shit mixed up and pink

snapchats katy gets

>>213417614
Reckon he and diego look like those weird scurrying about people dressed in hoodies and rags you see in shops now and then who you wonder if they're homeless

>>213417659
pink seems like just a gimmick no?

>>213417477
lol so true bestie

JUST discovered wikipedia has a dark mode

>>213417694
yeah peng and it's pink very cool

cronem have taken up residence

>>213417708
JUST discovered I have a dark chode

>>213417397
For me I'm like that but I only have two mates and they both come from middle to upper middle class backgrounds. Stable family lives, never wanted for money, big houses, siblings etc. Both landed decent paying IT jobs. Then there's me in working class family, moved about several times due to rent increases as a kid, no siblings for support, lots of disruption. Not really gonna be on their level.

Rorke and Leftypol standing off outside the Barbican hotel being used to house migrants in London

>>213417679
if you're not Asian it never began for you

never liked mass effect because the humanity is too op there and also there aren't many hot alien races

>>213417388
the best song
>we luv drumming and we cumming

>>213417692
mousenonce would definitely be creepy

almost lovecraftian i think

>>213417721
kys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BODDyZRF6A&list=RD6BODDyZRF6A&start_radio=1

>>213417764
greg inbound

>>213417679
white women btfo!

>>213417708
you can also jump to different sections (and turn the editing panel off in settings/cookies) on the sidebar, but might have to be zoomed out one or two notches before it appears if you havent seen

who tf is rorke?

me and the missus

rorke unmasked

>>213417772
I visually imagine him as that lad who thinks he's Michael Jackson in that one Simpsons episode

>>213417800
he wrote the rorkesian dialectic

didn't you read it?

>>213417614
I've seen him, he's actually good looking, just a bit weird

>>213417747
All of those on the right have mixed-race grandkids with big spongy afros

>>213417747
>anti-migrants are normal people, probably hard working, dressed normally
>leftypol are a bunch of larping faggots in black outfits and masks, probably bussed in by the police to defend le precious migrants from the evil native hoardes

Al so tiresome. Also we say boomers are the problem but leftypol is looking far younger to my eye.

>>213417332
was in st peters square before but didn't see him

>Timmy's crush
>it's a genuinely attractive ethnic woman

getting the electronic battle weapons on

unrelenting passage of time. already almost bastard sunday

>>213417820
Yh? Where have you seen him then. Full of shite you are

yea i saw it

I want a girlfriend *unfucked-with

Timmy calls it Pang Pang's 'love trail'

>>213417855
rorke x

vanessa kirby sex arse

>>213417834
yeah but using your half-black grandson as proof whatever you're about to say next isn't racist must be like being on coke to boomers

kurt caz is only 26

>>213417789
Sydny is like a 7/10 max on the White women scale. There are plenty of White women that mog these bugs into the zapper.

>>213417865
Hamilton Asda

Walk into parliament with a gun lads

>>213417880
kill yourself

cronem requesting permanent installation of jollof rice vendors for sustenance

>>213417861
i lo s

>>213417834
Irish diaspora cuck

TRIAL SENTENCE EXILE

>>213417937
Ummm

>>213417332
the lads

>>213417880
LOL omds

saw diago in a cafe in upper hampstead once

he was type on /brit/ on his phone furiously lmao

>>213417896
look at my gatus

>>213417908
>>213417937
the person one day will have to answer to god for being so dumb, but at the same time it is not their fault if they are incapable of searching within

I won "Freak of the Week" at University in 2015.

I WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE
tika tik tss tika tika tik tss tika tika tik tss

>>213417968
is that the same cat?????

I feel this may be my last thread
I'm deleting the cookies and everything

>>213417937
kys
die
bleed

saw diego getting bummed in the toilets of village in soho once

>>213417992
Not saying anything but the finnish had the right idea for this situation

>>213417992
LOL

>>213417747
kill the traitors

>>213417996
pangpang need new lexus suv x

fucking love noncehunter videos when the nonces wife is in the background screaming while they read the chat logs about him wanting to finger a 12 year old and banter him

Go to westminster with a weapon and kill the politicians
Its this simple

>>213418007
See you tomorrow lad

*Accepting Oscar* No words. Honestly, I owe everything I have to /brit/. Thank you...

>McDonnell was born in Liverpool to Irish parents
Irish diaspora crave brown skin

24 and still doing my bachelor's degree
it's over

>>213418078
this does still violate US law (its literally tyranny)

>>213418035
I have no idea what this means

>>213418067
I want to finger 50 year old women, come at me Keir

saw mikey unloading a horse box full of stolen dogs once

i owed him money so i helped him out

alri lands

>>213418067
mental how usually the ones doing the noncehunters are also nonces themselves, it comes full circle

fuck the police
ACAB

>>213418095
why do they look like fishes?

>>213418078
terrorism*
not reporting you but pretty stewpid thing to say even though youre probably right

I accept Han Chinese supremacy.
I accept white western inferiority.
The Chinese have been here for 3000 years, they will be here for 3000 more.
whites will be functionally extinct in a century.
Chinese philosophy is superior.
Chinese intellect is superior.
Chinese architecture is superior.
Chinese culture is superior.
Pray that the downfall of the west is swift so that the true inheritors of the Earth may claim their place.

>>213418028
Gayest picture I've seen all night. And I saw an anons arse three times

once saw 190 chat up this black girl in a bar once

Sort of realised that leftypol are only going to get bigger as they force their views on the world and we import more migrants, who want to support leftypol or they'd be off the gravy train

>>213418078
armed police all over the gaff

me after spending arduous months sailing the seas: >>213418125

>>213418166
They've snapped thousands of m1 white hymens

>>213418156
>jews west: bad
>jews asia: good!

>>213418156
>The Chinese have been here for 3000 years
were they not all turned into mongols at one point?

>>213418184
Don't care, they won't make it to 30

Same surgeon, making a fortune

>>213418166
you're mad asl x

business idea: take drugs then go to bed, have mental and mad dreams

Timmy's Chinese wife

>>213418176
probably what happened when they first landed in the americas

>>213417332
howling when he terrors the gay little balaclava wankers

This commercial aired on CBS right after they announced that JFK had been shot.

>>213418127
definitely most of them are wanking the chops of themselves pretending to be a teenager

>>213418212
one on the right looks retarded (thats hot)

You are not well Joe

men who are obsessed with nonces and just self hating nonces like 90% of the time

>>213418216
And you're disabled ya fat mongo

>>213418156
>Chinese architecture is superior.
yea i've seen enough liveleak videos to know this is bull

What East Asian earwax looks like

rorke watching the brutalist with his mom

>>213418216
26/m/london

>>213418277
thumbnail looks like a climbing wall, bouldernonce confirmed chinese gf

Hoping the Pokémon Channel on Twitch plays a movie tonight (Probably the third one with Entei)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZN0-51xT-0&list=RD3IkVCvcrodE&index=2
The gf

>>213418277
Otherwise known as Timmy nuggies

another wasted week waiting for life to being is it lads?

what's the most addictive video game you ever played?

>>213418323
you're drunk

>>213418314
LOL

>>213418174
Armed with what?
A rubber truncheon?

>>213418195
The Chinese have not fallen for jewish tricks. That is why their culture and their state remains Chinese. That is why they are not flooded with african, middle eastern and south asian migrants. That is why they are Buddhist and Taoist, rather than chr*stian (literally an offshoot of judaism that took over europe 2000 years ago).

Chinese force foreigners to assimilate to their own culture. Meanwhile whites assimilate to foreigners.

>>213418352
>>213418352
>>213418352
>>213418352
>>213418352

>>213418323
nah, worked 6 days, spent time with de lads, on the cans, life is ok
NEED a gf, love women so much, fucking hate them

>>213418333
Was addicted to League of Legends throughout my teens. Don't really play it as much anymore as it doesn't have the same kick

>>213418352
>>213418352
>>213418352

>>213418283
28/m/glasgow

sex?

>>213418367
mp5s I think

>>213418202
Mongols invaded, then the Mongol leader Kublai Khan realised that Chinese culture was superior to steppe tribalism, and he assimilated to Chinese culture when he became Emperor. The mongols slowly petered out and now they are nothing but a poor country, with no cities or relics to show their history.

whats the filter to hide stubs on a flags hidden posts

the british civil war has begun

>>213418172
no, leftypol is nothing but a useful idiot, very short sighted
leftypol helped the muslim takeover in lebanon and were quickly disposed of

>>213418444
untick stubs

for the last few months i've been spending about £50 every few days on booze and cigs
it just occurred to me that a week off from this degenerate nonsense and i'd have saved enough to buy another monitor

used to spend £50 a month on tranny onlyfans

>>213419334
this thread ended ages ago lad

>>213417121
Whom?