Thread 213419844

jackie mclean edish

>>213419847
imagine that
abos living in caves, only eating what they can catch

Alto Saxophone in the Big 25

Why doesnt hatelad ever switch it up and try love?

>>213419847
would make a good horror film desu

jazz, only good thing they ever did. still not sure how black jackie is

breaking the ice with my flatmates during freshers week 2015 subedition

poo poo
poo poo poo
p-p-p-p-poo
poo poo

yhe binble

Get the British power ballads posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo&list=RDlcOxhH8N3Bo&start_radio=1

might have to sip this final can, just not a boozer me

>>213419880
@grok is this real?

i like /brit/ because you can go away for a while and come back whenever you like to find the same schizoid personalities and gimmicks still going at it. it's a comforting constant in my ever-changing life

>>213419897
gay if you wouldnt

>>213419938
you don't even change your pants

alcohol is proof that god exists

>>213419938
doing a poo

>>213419981
yeah, but why?

>>213419981
no no i am NOT watching this again

>>213419897
what cunnilingus niggas think about

>>213419981
Erm, think you're meant to let a Rabbi do that lad x

>>213419997
free sausage?

Mad how you can take the most inoffensive pop hit from the 80s and it was actually some leftypol seething about Thatcher

>>213419981
They did this to me except just the tip as soon as i was born

>>213419981
might do this

>>213419955
i do quite frequently

>>213419981
Shan't

>>213419969
how so? The Arabs believed evil spirits resided in the bottle

got earth juice on, absolute jam of a lifetime this

1 hour 10 minutes in to Wake in Fright, its a goodun

ever try to visualise a fanny with testicles dangling underneath it?

>>213420057
yes how did you know

>>213420015
weird how comfortable you are with being an ignorant mongoloid

>>213420043
there's definitely some kind of spirits in my bottle haha x

>>213420052
yeah it's peng, all those films you listed are good, except sanjuro, hate it

right well that's a man using a rotary saw to sever his testicles and penis isn't it?

>>213420074
Mad how you're a massive faggot pal

>>213420096
that's an angle grinder you muppet

>>213420096
The testicles remain

>>213420096
Even if the thought of that got you off for some weird reason it's ultimately self-defeating isn't it

RISE AVIATOR SUN WILL FOLLOW

>>213420127
it's not, and why would he use an angle grinder anyway? it's not the right tool for the job

>>213420127
don't think it is technically, but i daren't go back to take a closer look

Readin about how the one and only English pope invoked the norman invasion of Ireland

right that's a woman putting her thick erect penis inside a carved out pumpkin

>>213420096
don't know why you'd watch that kind of thing it can't be good for the soul

does anybody here live in oxfordshire?

>>213420110
you're an oblivious zoomer mong and you admitted it in your original post lad. probably past your bedtime.

>>213420187
yeah

>>213420187
No I live in Galwayshire.

>>213420166
>>213420170
yeah it is (handle removed)

>>213420187
I've heard of it

>>213420183
I'm a hardened internet veteran but I've just never seen the appeal of that shite

>>213420205
do you know thame?

>>213420187
been there once or twice

>>213420187
No I live in Glasgow.

right that's a cat swinging about on a lightshade then

bunch of toolless poofs in here

>>213420187
seen em on university challenge

>>213420194
I am undoubtedly older than you, kid

Zoomers seeing anything that's well written with proper punctuation and grammar and immediately think it must be AI

right that's a japanese woman dancing inside a lightbulb

>>213419888
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bkk2H3Ztrfk

>>213420233
he's on a mad one

>>213420052
they really did gun down those Kangaroos for real you know

>>213420228
Recently?

>>213420224
dunno i dont actually live there ahaha

any anti-racist man in?

>>213420187
Don't think so

>>213420259
LOVE her smile

Bro is genuinely still seething about Thatcher she was queen like 100 years ago omds

>>213420255
zoomers are fucked in the head

is it better to be a lifelong twink or get old before your time?

london was a mistake

>>213420229
half of /brit/ is from Glasgow

just partook of some stupendous confectionery

>>213420277
epic. does anyone want the code for the pub i used to work in in oxfordshire? if you'd like to rob it you're free to.

dingo ate my baby

>>213420304
>twink
>sagging double chin
yeah nah, that's an old boy

>>213420328
it's just baby fat

>>213420308
i went to Glasgow once and thought it seemed quite nice. That's my story, thanks for reading

>>213420308
Ayet

>>213420328
bit of a connoisseur of twinks are you?

>>213420275
last november xx

>>213420254
ok grandad. being surprised by 80s musicians being fucked off by thatcher means you're either a zoomer, or just a massive thicko who never paid attention. you're one or the other.

>>213420306
that's not a wembley hotdog at all
I know because I paid about a tenner for a hotdog there and got a baguette with a huge lincolnshire sausage in it
that is NOT a hotdog, but rather a kind of perverse sausage sarnie
not really on is it

>>213420306
yeah, paid 4.50 for a shite pastry friday, lidl bakery lad might be right

zoomers girls tho……VERY shaggable

now I have the toolless runts on the ropes, post you're drill bits

I'm in Jimmy Page's castle

>>213420324
i'll rob your pub if you like. i can also leave a poo under the floorboards

watching wwe summerslam

Bradley Walsh

Id blast a kangaroo right in the dome

>>213420369
mad how

got the christian rock on (om)

>>213420415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxWiRU1wrPo&list=RDGxWiRU1wrPo&start_radio=1

>>213420304
That photo of Sean Connery was taken during the filming of Goldfinger in Switzerland, which was completed by July 1964. Connery was born in 1930... In August...
Which means he is only 33 in that photograph.

how are there people who aren't faithful to their girlfriends
when i watch porn i make sure there are no women in it, that's how committed i am

going for a wee, reckon I'll be back before this autoposts

>>213420308
git tae fuck ye glaikit wee cunt ye

>>213420454
sook ma plums ya goose

>>213420438
ok

>>213420434
fancy

i only wank to porn where i know the performers are married to each other in real life

>>213420467
Factchecked you didn't I ye little cunt.

>>213420369
what's the more recent generation called?

>>213420445
or just one woman and a faithful hound, so you know she isn't enjoying the forbidden fruit that is another man

>>213420399
aight. the james figg pub in thame, the code to the upstairs is cy2390. there's bedrooms up there, not all of them are occupied but there are some rapeable women in some of them. it's like a game of chance.

wank to the same women again and again me

where did the last 10 years go

>>213420501
*flips the board over and storms off to my room*

remember white people, where did they go?

>>213420304
Neither, you want a balance. You shouldn't look like a leather bag by the time you are 34 but neither should you still look like you could be in school uniform. What you want is masculine, strong facial structure like the left but with smooth skin like the right.

>>213420556
prefer not to say

>>213420529
Same aha, only have about 10 I rotate through aha x

Now God send every gentleman
Such hounds, such hawks and such a leman
With a down derry derry derry down down

>>213420556
lived in three different countries in the last 10 years me

>>213420574
36 year old lad from work who said i had a nice bum looks like this

>>213420502
um thats a bit young

Rorke flabbergasted

christmas is now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsrHYGjdKrA&list=RDXsrHYGjdKrA&start_radio=1

doing a poo

thatcher sold off the water. so instead of having water as a right like every other country has, we have to pay water companies in order to have water and not die.

>>213420656
get it nationalised, get the socialism nationalised

>>213420514
do you want to help or not. how do you know they're rapeable

>>213420656
You're paying them to collect the water, clean the water, and pump the water into your house, and take away the dirty water when you're done with it.
Nobody is stopping you doing it by yourself for free.

>>213420656
just go to the stream and collect some you entitled prat

Wings for the biomass
Goujons for the master race
That's how it is

>>213420187
yeah

>>213420691
they're called tenders now rorke

>>213420721
Biomass detected
Biomass evisceration beam online

imagine we find a way to create interdimensional portals and have this one dimension that we send all our poo to
the poo dimension

>>213420656
feel free to drink your own piss

>>213420691
only eat thighs these days me

booked tickets for "magdalena bay" in februrary
just need a friend to go with me!

>>213420721
goujons are small fish

>>213420687
>>213420688
idiots

>>213420688
All pumped full of shit and piss from the biomass

>>213420745
shut up greg, send us the foies gras

Never had lobster
Or crab

>>213420738
that's ridiculous

>>213420741
enjoy it!

It's a glass of jersey milk for me

>>213420775
both peng

>>213420599
corr lets see then

>>213420787
ha! unfortunately dont have any girnsd"

State-provided services aren't free though are they.

>>213420741
sounds gay

>>213420775
both taste like boiled snot

>>213420765
brexit means brexit

>>213420797
you've lost me at the end of your post love

france's government invested in the companies that bought our water. so while theor water continues to be free, when we pay our water companies, it pays for france to continue to have free water.

>>213420730
Wow, are you really a writer for Rick and Morty? Can we get Justin back now he's been cleared of charges?

>>213420796
add me on discord

>>213420803
yes very gay but i love them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxaJ8aiURgU

>>213420801
just looked at the 2k+ tax I paid last month, 'no'

>>213420723
me when i regain consciousness after a drunken night of debauchery

Might start sucking off blokes as a side hustle

>>213420544
Based Scots showing those yank bastards some real music

>>213420812
I'll be on the eurotunnel in 25 minutes, coming for that shit greg

Has DTFIC stopped doing his fake mousenonce act on VPN yet? Was dying of cringe watching him do that before

>>213420830
just post your arse in the thread I don't know what your discord is

imagine actively wanting the british state to run anything at all

>>213420730
would be funnier if it was just a regular dimension and we throw all our poo to it and call it the poo dimension
lads over there getting pooed on having no idea where it came from haha

work conference next month
hope i get a shag
bisexual lad at work wants me

>>213420587
incredibly mid gook
this chinese prostitute from 20 years ago mogs her

>>213420723
this looks like america

>>213420859
yeah? that's free in a lot of places

>>213420866
dtfic is on a lovely holiday on the eastern canadian coast akshually

>>213420859
If you are very young looking you can probably make bank off rich old pederasts in central London

>>213420514
lmao I know that pub, last time I was there it was a bit smelly

>>213420824
so we literally pay for water so france have free water?

what the FUCK were they thinking

>>213420884
are you trying to give me an erection

I live in Wee Waa, NSW

roads in france are so fucking peng it's unreal

>>213420861
actually lived by a duck farm long time ago that made good foie gras

>>213420914
sexo pregnant

>>213420898
Yeah but I'll hate it
The only thing that AI can't replace is genuine human anguish

new chappell roan is mid

Poo Seal Nuru Massage

Why dont foreign countries just start using our plugs? They are clearly the best

Nguru Massage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3QeyNtuz8M

LOVE her x ... <3

>>213420899
Glad you’ve stopped lad, it was a bit embarrassing. You can do better

>>213420956
different wiring system, all houses would have to be redone

I would give Poo Seal a handjob

Two tier justice is a racist meme but it keeps happening

thatcher fucked us tbph. short term gain, long term ruin.

Gaza Day After Plan:
>Legalise weed
>Rebrand as Zaza
>Become tourist hub

>>213420914
Probably that they want to make a Fantastic 4 movie

>>213420996
Poo Seal is 13 years old in seal years

Having a zesty snack x

>>213420988
you seem unwell and not all there mentally

>>213421027
same .......... :(

>>213421019
Self-hating nonce giving poo seal a handjob then

>>213420859
Haha a bit of a "Grindr" are you mate? haha

>>213421027
hs?

>>213420860
too right lad

>>213420956
they’re not though are they

canny believe imagefap has not been blocked

>>213420687
you seem like a right thicko

poo seals are on poo sale lads

FEED ME FOIES GRAS
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>213421040
sending love :c

>>213420992
Sounds like they need to hurry up and get on with it then

>>213420914
who's the poo man?

>>213421063
why hasn’t 4chud been blocked, it seems like an obvious candidate given the only two things this website has to offer is porn and racism

second week on finasteride and my cock gets so hard it's unreal oily wanks never felt so good

>>213421063
really? works on my machine

We need to fix broken Britain. Whoeses With Me?

>>213421063
might have a puddems wank

Sir Zestleigh Snackington

>>213421088
that's why kier likes us so much

>>213421058
Source?

>>213421063
what's that

mad king krule never really took off
dean blunt too

>>213421101
based

I'm watching youtube vids of winchester college choir. currently it's 'tomorrow shall be my dancing day' but I promise I'm not wanking haha

sacked tranny spotted

>>213421088
because not a single website has been blocked
they're all voluntarily blocking UK users or implementing age verification

>>213421023
mad how my willy is pink and salty and you could be snacking on it right now instead

a thunderstorm fried my router and tv box so I ordered a new router but then I found another old router and it's working fine so I cancelled the order and they weren't able to send my money back to my card so they sent it to my account on the marketplace. I could have used it to buy a tvbox there but I'm retarded so I requested a withdrawal to my bank account and these take several days to process so my money is now stuck in limbo and I don't want to spend additional money on the box in case they won't be able to return my money again and it will get stuck on the marketplace account

I wonder what life would be like if they won

>>213421119
Not true. They both basically saturated the avant-teen marketplace. There was nowhere else for them to go.

>>213421119
saw babyfather like 10 times in 2016

>>213420066
Whom?

>>213421006
Nah. That was Attlee. Lefties can’t help ruining things that work and giving away things that belong to us. Rolls Royce engines to the Russians, see also Keir Starmer and the Chagos Islands

Thatcher tried to save us

>>213421119
Donkey Kong is just a shitty franchise. It's just mario but he's a gorilla. The new one looks shite but everyone is sucking it off anyway because it's nintendo.

>>213421151
The cavaliers? Me too lad

>>213421130
mad how utterly vile and disgusting trannies are

>>213421147
good post, but who watches tv these days?

>>213421077
dont telle me to kill myself again that was mean

>>213421023
https://youtu.be/XOW3JAZ9MoQ

>>213421147
Thanks for that completely pointless information about your life.

>>213421147
Are the international sanctions having an effect on your life?

For me it's watching walking tours of obscure third and fourth tier Chinese cities.

moving to ireland to have a wank to gay porn
might move back immerdiately after

>>213421199
mad how all these sexy bitches have no idea how to be sexy

>>213421088
not convinced we have the resources to follow up on it. it's all voluntary from the website side of things for now. do we really think ofcom will get a taskforce to hunt and shut down porn sites that don't behave? our government are incompetent mongs, there's no way they have this stuff figured out.

>>213421192
I'm just text on your screen
don't pay attention to it silly...

>>213421187
Deanoslop

>>213421161
good lad

got this repulsive sack of loose skin that hangs by my bellybutton but I have to pay bare money if I want to get it sorted because the nhs won’t cover it unless I start cutting my wrists because it causes me “psychological distress”

Sir Good Lad

>>213421199
Name of ting?

>>213421260
>ting
how did you already know

>>213421112
think low quality porn pics, and hundreds of thousands of them, as for the sissy porn that is complete garbage, nowhere near as good as the stuff on reddit

pablo picasso never got called an arsehole

Alison Brie sexy jew

>>213421258
>bare money
bradfordian newcomer detected

>>213420687
see >>213420824

>>213420434
>>213421067
made me laugh a little, i knew that seal reminded me of something

silly filly...

>>213421235
leftypol unleashed

day 3 of nofap
don't know if i'm gonna make it

>>213421216
>>213421260
Ting Ling.

>>213421258
had to pay several thousand pounds to sort a facial deformity that the NHS deemed cosmetic
wouldve killed myself by now if i hadn't done it or hadnt been able to afford it

>>213421260
>>213421273

got the hot buttered soul on
WALK ON

the last few weeks of summer then

>>213421273
scraemn

>>213421258
Let it grow lad

>>213421273
HOWRING

>>213420187
>>213420224
>>213420324
>>213420514
pack it in Nathan

>>213421225
The 90s were a mad time. Religious music from Charlotte Church and Liberus and Gregorian Chants
https://youtu.be/4F9DxYhqmKw

>>213421327
nuke me now

alright lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3QeyNtuz8M

adore her <3

my "nsfw labubu folder" has 2 (two) images

If you say “always an Audi or bmw” I just assume you’re jealous because you drive a shit car

>>213421371
oh fuck off, not in the mood

>>213421371
alri

>>213421371
hiya

I would rather give Ping Pong a handjob.

>>213421371
'lri

>>213421378
...said the paki

>>213421378
audi have never made a good car, bmw haven't since the 635csi, DO NOT >> me

>>213421371
hey hows it foing

rorke in his beamer

>>213421418
leftypol taking his creps off after rorke spat on them, and licking rorkes spit

crashed my dads bmw when I was a kid, shouldn't have let me drive it dickhead

>>213421415
getting steaming and watching deadliest catch hbu? x

i drive a mini cooper

>>213421418
>spits on his own shoulder
>stalls
What a mong. Chavvy runts aren't rorkes

>>213421461
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

really big "ick" for a girl if you dont drive either a merc, bmw, or audi

>>213421090
Who's gonna tell him?

>>213421461
Tits or gtfo
S or JCW? Which generation?

>>213421378
plenty of good cars, but these brands have been ruined by pakis

>>213421462
hes a tarquin/tarqdeano

>>213421461
bent as fuck I'm sorry to say, unless it's a classic one, which I doubt

>>213421504
>>213421504
>>213421504

>>213421378
I never say that because it's actually always a bmw or a merc. Actually, it's always a fucking bmw