>MINI
>BIGGER THAN A 90S RANGE
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS? ALL CAPS THREAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHl6PSN1SA
>>213421504 (OP)achieved absolutely nothing this year
Iโm debating between a fiesta st and a Mini Cooper S. Any recommendations?
don't know what brand my car is
>>213421523seething because you drive some rusty ยฃ500 shitbox
>>213421540we doo poos here โ jobbies even โ but not much farting
>>213421540Swits more like Squitz
Anyone still on the booze?
theyโre shutting down the harbour bridge for a gaza protest today
>>213421550me? got a job, saved some money, started talking to old mates again. we back
>>213421559t. debadged volvo rapelad
>>213421583free
free
palestine
>seething because you drive some rusty ยฃ500 shitbox
>>213421579still on can 4 (four)
>>213421504 (OP)you'll be alright lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI
>>213421552Buy a real car or get a bus pass you melt
>>213421624Whatโs a real car?
>>213421579i drinked some but became distracted by a bacon sandwich i made
>>21342160299% of crypto/stocks influencers make their money by scamming people with "consulting" or "courses", not by actually investing or trading
I KNOW IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE SAW EACH OTHER LAST
>>213421579aye. Just made an aperol spritz de lada
>>213421597donโt know what these leftoid nitwits expect the government to do, as if we have any say over the middle east
catyank is the source of all this general's problems
make me your king, I'm banning everything I don't like
rorke voting to acquit socrates in the first round of voting then voting to have him sent to death after he's found guilty
>>213421623good tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxls60aYSZA
used to spend bitcoin on research chems when i was a student
would be a multimillionaire now if i'd held
oh well
>>213421504 (OP)Fucking hell. We'll get em next year
>>213421649Heโs not that
>>213421669we keep flogging weapons to them. they use those weapons to kill palestinians. it's not rocket science laddy. no idea what bruceland does but we're complicit here and that's why we all have a cob on about it.
>>213421579...nh stopped before i drank too much
>>213421669they think of israel as an extension of white colonialism and white supremacy*
they hate whites, plain and simple
https://youtu.be/T5M2b4l-tvw?t=29
CORRR
>>213421672he is UNIversally hated!
>>213421704I'd shoot myself in the head if this were true, just to improve my IQ
>>213421725>we allyou mean pakis and gaylords
I am a white man without a college degree and i voted for 'ald drump to be my sword against the libtards
>>213421729you're better than that
>>213421752vile evil women
Fuck me that bowel movement has left me with a cold sweat
>>213421768ye know
its actually allowed
its a blue board but its censored
so yeah
its allowed
>>213421760no literally everyone who has a shred of empathy in their makeup. sociopaths obvs don't fit in but everyone else who sees children dying and feels something.
>>213421775>real car>automatic
Wellcome to the rice fields motherfucker
>>213421770at the bottom of it all, it is just that
>>213421697Tbh I come here to discover good tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46VHdzSdB7k
every single folk song that is posted is a banger
>>213421804Nope, only pakis and gaylords actually give a shit about shitskins on the other side of the planet getting blown to bigs
bit annoyed I didn't buy an r32 when they were 8k
will move out of my smelly incelroom when I hit ยฃ100k in savings and investments - some time in the next 3 months
how did you know catyank would appear though
>>213421775>automaticchrist
>>213421827holla holla get that dolla
>>213421809Like 90% of new cars are now
You wouldnโt know because youโre poor
You lot go on about drinking into the wee hours but the vibe is always dead by 11-midnight
>>213421827I'm at 120k and still live at home at 29
I've been thinking about moving out
idk how to bring the subject up with my parents though
>>213421838right well that's a pornographic mp4 of a man having sex with an asian woman isn't it
>>213421845this is an insane cope
youve never driven anything other than a used pakis beamer lmao
>>213421838100% i shag better than him, how big is his willard?
The grind never ends. Teeth grinding that is
>>213421838Personally I'd rather be shagging the blonde one
>>213421838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEFHqx-0kaI&list=RDsEFHqx-0kaI&start_radio=1
>>213421822>getting blown to bigs
>>213421861im 30 and on around ยฃ96k but did have 2 years out as a NEET incel after uni
morning lads
* stretches revealing my massive bwc*
oops... any takers?
just got blown to bigs ama
>>213421819here's another one I like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_yxuo4ghb4
>>213421861what exactly is holding you back? they'll be delighted you stupid bastard
>>213421901Yeah *pulls out my scissors* this will hurt only for a moment
>>213421865Nothing incorrect about what I said mate. Cope on
Just ordered my Chinese heavy duty ruler lads
https://www.temu.com/ul/kuiper/un9.html?subj=goods-un&_bg_fs=1&_p_jump_id=894&_x_vst_scene=adg&goods_id=601101757546255&sku_id=17601360936922&adg_ctx=a-9baf6127~c-ae1b7340~f-03a19f05&_x_ads_sub_channel=shopping&_p_rfs=1&_x_ns_prz_type=-1&_x_ns_sku_id=17601360936922&_x_ns_gid=601101757546255&mrk_rec=1&_x_ads_channel=google&_x_gmc_account=5584549166&_x_login_type=Google&_x_ns_gg_lnk_type=adr&_x_ads_account=8308307013&_x_ads_set=22724550613&_x_ads_id=182258567955&_x_ads_creative_id=760534074400&_x_ns_source=g&_x_ns_gclid=CjwKCAjw7rbEBhB5EiwA1V49nbgXLk7OhOt35-5qzHal8fTfR_0aeSJPXXKs6e7JR_kX-jHEDLbA8BoCmsgQAvD_BwE&_x_ns_placement=&_x_ns_match_type=&_x_ns_ad_position=&_x_ns_product_id=5584549166-17601360936922&_x_ns_target=&_x_ns_devicemodel=&_x_ns_wbraid=CkkKCAjwy7HEBhBnEjkAcLE0T-lXsZhJFUBKrA4SiG6IpC35ddblUC00e9n1sAJPULM9pEgutjcP5dO7akqyJ-BBsNMa170aAmhA&_x_ns_gbraid=0AAAAAo4mICE1mrl4-RAUKMBt9wu_gowDI&_x_ns_targetid=pla-1965229072443&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22724550613&gbraid=0AAAAAo4mICE1mrl4-RAUKMBt9wu_gowDI&gclid=CjwKCAjw7rbEBhB5EiwA1V49nbgXLk7OhOt35-5qzHal8fTfR_0aeSJPXXKs6e7JR_kX-jHEDLbA8BoCmsgQAvD_BwE
For measuring of course, keeping 1 in my car in case I need to measure what can fit in my car, and maybe carry one when Iโm in London, to measure the distance some ruffians need to keep away from me
>>213421910Well I am a KHV and my parents are quite protective.
>>213421828he never leaves and often posts on a british vpn he's a corrupt janny
>>213421838i see sex as a way for people who love each other to connect but these days itโs treated like just another workout. mad world honestly
>>213421922looks like elton john mcafee farted on your post mate
love brit me. mad how we can talk to aussie bros, russians, the fucking lads, like they're here. love you lads.
*gets my willy out*
suck that lads waheey
UM
>>213421873she got bored and walked off you might have a chance
Thoughts on Emperor Julian?
>>213421932*strokes my 5.1inch BWC pondiferously* you speak the truth young monkey
I think I'll stab dave in the gullet
>>213421958i like to move it move it
>>213421939*blows you to bigs*
>>213421958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-3h9TQ312c&list=RDi-3h9TQ312c&start_radio=1
morning lads
* stretches revealing my small shy little pecker*
oops... any takers?
crazy to think this guy even needed porn in the first place
women must be crawling all over him
SOONER OR LATER
THIS HAPPENS TO EVERYONE โ
TO EVERYONE
>>213422010right well that's us isn't it
>>213422010fat little tummy make benis hard
>>213422012Sir Keir Wanker
>>213422017Impossible, I have the smallest weenie in /brit/ - by far!
>SOONER OR LATER
>THIS HAPPENS TO EVERYONE โ
>TO EVERYONE
>>213422059Aristotle didn't seem to mind why should I?
>Volunteering helping the homeless
>Worked in a food bank/soup kitchen
>Litter picking
>Gone to church
>Helped the unemployed get work
>Gone and done a big shop for an elderly person
What have you done to help your community this week?
Might bend that French wank over the table and give his bum a real seeing too
Give him some of that Anglo love
You know what I mean, lads?
>>213422059the batarian barnet
>>213422048tsunami in japan rorke
those refugees from shibuya need refuge
>>213422048FED
HOUSED
WANKED
>>213422071>>Gone to churchGood Goy Award
>>213422048>complain when they put them in hotels or private rentals>complain when they put them in campsThey literally canโt win the government
>>213422059NOT ME I HAVE A FULL HEAD OF THICK HAIR OF THICK HAIR FULL HEAD OF IT A FULL THICK HEAD OF HAIR THICK OF IT FULL OF THICK OF HAIR OF IT A FULL THICK HAIR OF HEAD
>was watching something our ancestors called "television"
>every 10-15 minutes there's an advert break
>if you're watching a film (which weren't made for ads) they cut at extraordinarily inappropraite moments, making the film completely unwatchable
how is TV a viable thing at all?
BBC I get. No ads. Everything else is absurd.
I guess its only value is through sports.
>>213422096they can by stopping the boats
>>213422071sir worships a jew on a skewer
>>213421922shan't be clicking on that demonic link
>>213422037shes not fat
be nice
>>213422114>BBC I getDo you now
>>213422114I've watched Casino on TV, must've been 4+ hours total time
>>213422048Im starting to think the European elites are doing this to create a pan wide Europe civil war to create a European identity. Using an us vs them tactic.
>>213422071only first one is worthwhile as u can meet lefty bints
>>213422134oh grow up you pathetic WORM
>>213422071charity begins at home
>>213422096How about we put them back in the fucking sea you cunt.
>>213422048You sure this aint a pikey campsite?
>>213422096Send them back
>But Rasheed threw away his papersShouldn't give asylum to some dodgy bloke hiding his background
BALDING COMES QUICKLY
WHATEVER YOU DO
YOU CAN'T STOP BALDING
THE REAPER COMES QUICKLY
WHATEVER YOU DO
YOU CAN'T STOP BALDING
>>213422174that's a good point
ireland must be pikey HQ
Kings are divinely ordained by God fuck republicans
passed out for 30m mid sesh, now I can't sleep
grim
>>213422169The sandman cometh
>>213422114I dunno lad there's something different about watching movies with ads. They put in little cliffhangers the director didn't even know where there. You can get up for a piss, shit or a drink and if you're watching with family you won't be manually pausing to bother them. Also, it makes the overall watch like 50% longer which makes the movie feel like more of an event.
might start using gender neutral pronouns aha
performing a massive stay up late
should i provide the paki-jew takeaway industry money to continue it?
Made an awful mistake (went on outer /int/)
>>213422185You can live a life of finasteride
if that's what you want
Taste forbidden pleasures
whatever you want
You can fly away to the end of the world
but where does it get you to?
'cause just when you least expect it
just what you least expect
>>21342215094 year old grandfather has a full head of hair, I'm not worried.
leftypol putting a movie on and spending most of the time scrolling gay porn on his phone
>>213422114youtube works much the same way, with embedded ads as well
getting the job done x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DubtPdXXjew
got brained outside of tescos
My adblocker doesn't seem to be working anymore
>>213422229How old are you?
>>213422239yeah but you can evade it with adblock/ublock
I know they've put shit in there to try and force you to watch ads but I still get away with it
not sure why
>>213422229better be your mums da
>>213422239bro seriously doesn't know about adblock in the big 25 :wilting rose emoji:
was just walking about the yard shirtless and muttering to myself for about 20 minutes until I realized I was being observed the entire time by neighborstein. Hate this shit, need some acres
>>213422258this is a complete fucking myth btw
your genes are 50% mumberg 50% dadbeg
your mother's father's baldness equalling your baldness is complete BOLLOCKS
>>213421909Makes me wanna do a little jig and dance, added to my playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w
>>213422229My dad had a rock solid hairline until the last few years, grim to think that 60 might be my limit going off what happened to him
And I don't care if 60's good or whatever, I never want to cross the norwood reaper even as an ancient boomer
>>21342225527, no sign of thinning.
>>213422258No it's my paternal grandfather, but my maternal grandfather is in his early 80s and also still has all his hair so I reckon I'm good
>>213422277struck a nerve, deegs?
fuck sake, just went out for a fag and saw a rat or a mouse running under my shed. How do I get rid of that?
>>213422268on mobile
also the net neutrality has been breached and its all going soon
chrome already removed ublock and others will follow suit
4chan will be banned in the next few weeks and you will have to use your id just to use the fucking internet
that whole โif your mums dads got good hair then so will youโ is BULLSHIT my granddad was well old and still had a full head of hair he got a trim every couple weeks meanwhile Iโm 21 and receding
>>213422277cope. The norwood reaper be a coming
>>213422288>27Yeah you're not out if the norwoods yet
>>213422287um, not to be rude but maybe the hairloss was the cancer? I'm just assuming because you are saying he died in his 60s
>No it's my paternal grandfather
IT'S OVER
>>213422245God bless America
Just use brave browser to avoid ads
went into one of these emo shops where they sell dark coloured things and incense sticks
does anyone actually believe in that stuff or is it just for the aesthetic? nowt wrong with it i just want to know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR-csWS1bcM
>>213422245i liked this song
don't know why people say it flopped
>>213422309If both my grandfathers and my father all kept their hair why am I suddenly going to lose mine? You won't rattle me, I'm not worried.
I HAVE A ROCK SOLID THICK HEAD OF HAIR
IRONCLAD, HIRSUTE
wish i was a lesbian
its not fair
>>213422303>>213422325I have a dogberg. Don't think he'd get along with a catberg
>>213422317No I smoke fags tho
DOGBERG AND CATBERG
SITTING IN A TREE
>>213422310No he's not dead, hair started going in his early 60's, going off the norwood chart he's a VI
whenever I speak to a girl about what their preferred type is, they always seem to go out of their way to describe the complete opposite of me.
doesn't feel good.
took this picture earlier
Saturday Night just doesn't hit the same when you're broaching thirty
>>213422346even better against rats
PAINTED ON HAIR LIKE A FUCKING LEGOMAN
>>213422297yeah I got it from my dad, all the men on my mum's side had hair
>>213422346What breed is it?
Some dogs get along just fine with cats.
If you have a pitbull then put him down and then put yourself down. ty xx.
>>213422362had the pleasure of meeting limmy at a maccas do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
Erm that's rorkes hair gone then
file
md5: 7ef107195d70a430f1e2cacb409dda61
๐
caberge when he brings a mouse in to show the owners but accidentally loses it under the sofa
did some good productive stuff with my saturday. earned my lie in tomorrow.
can't tell if my dad's hair naturally receded because he was in chemo aha
>>213422142Not sure but it does seem the elites are trying to provoke people openly.
>>213422395nice
border collies are intellectuals
don't see why they'd have an issue with a cat
>>213422328mum and her partner LOVE it
>>21342236326 and never been out on a saturday
might do myself in by christmas
almost certain
how do dog breeds still exist in 2025?
do they only stick to their own or do we force them to?
how haven't they mutted themselves into one disgusting beige biomass like America in 2050?
>>213422412Probably all the gay porn
>>213422416sounds like someone achieved nothing today. there's time to catch up tomorrow lad don't worry x
might be early but it basically looms
utterly steaming
out of rum
think i hhave become an alcogolic
>>213422278have another one. also here's the background to it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Hamilton_(lady-in-waiting)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN1K_b2sK4U
>>213422400catberg bringing in a fucking insect and acting like he's brought home the bacon
Grimrorke, wielder of Mingebane
>>213422430heebs aren't into dog breeding
>>213422383Theyโre just dogs. If you train it and love it you wonโt have any problem itโs the owners
ziedbelgianesque
>>213422412
>>213422480Is that your dug?
>>213422458now you know how your parents felt when you brought them your shitty father and mother's day gifts
>>213422412Bro is really trauma dumping on us omds
>>213422480Sizing up your face for when he rips it off.
>>213422488alright you can say it was from gay porn but this is way too far
Reddit just lost their minds over this
Thread made 2 hours ago
1182 comments
Dogs farts smell absolutely rotten tonight. Ancient hag is 20 years old
NEED an upper-middle-class oxbridge gf
Thoughts on the Autumn fit?
uk
md5: 910caf0d135c3a80b5ece1ef4de050d4
๐
vgh
>>213422543thats a womans inspo mate
>>213422515how is that public information?
Rupert Lowe should run the whole of the UK from Holyrood
>>213422576Aye steal ma photo why don't you.
JK lad
A Honkin Jobbie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI8P6ZSHSvE
how is that Irish guy an actual irl chad but still comes to this websiteโฆ it doesnโt make sense
>>213422559in america you can pay to look up the electoral register where everyone's voting affiliation is listed
or something
>>213422597first image that's made me physically laugh in weeks
tyvm
>>213422543i would rip your primark clothes off and shag your arse, not before posting your nude photos all over whatever gay little hippy sites you frequent
>>213422608ah so she's a registered member of the party, is that it?
>>213422610haha glad to make you laugh mate x
>>213422621I donโt know. He has like 8000 Instagram followers and matched with a model on hinge and didnโt even bother replying to her
>>213422611more like jobless monster haha imiright haha *cries*
>>213422626yeah but I think you have to in order to vote
or something
I don't know, there are suddenly no yanks here to butt in and clarify
>>213422641>a modelnot just a model, that fittest tranny in existence
bizarre turn of events
>>213422610If you like that, try this on for size:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAe2Q_LhY8g
got 16.5k followers on my 'gram and not a single irl friend
>>213422660>you have to in order to votedoubt it, you can do whatever you want in the booth
>>213422665Wait itโs a tranny. Do you mean actually or just because she is tall
>>213422660you have to register for the party to vote in the party's internal elections, like primaries
Got 60k subscribes on YouTube and not a single friend irl
>>213422667eh, comes off a bit reddity most of the time but the word jobbie is actually too funny
Wish I could listen to these songs you lads link but alas I live in a household where it'll be frowned upon
>fittest tranny in existence
>>213422641Interesting. I think I'm going to obsess over this and post about it for the next few months if you like? We might get more details that way
>>213422587chinese or indian?
>>213422667aye well she's a menopausal lefty scutter who probably shags her local wog deliveroo driver for a ten percent discount
how do you even get 8000 followers if you arenโt a content creator that makes no sense
>>213422669unflattering outfit she should show off that dump truck she's hiding
>>213422694yh, bloke with a cock and balls
summer_dirx
>honking jobbie
redundant adjective
like saying 'big chebs'
Apart from getting caught, what's wrong with a cheeky bit of cheating?
>>213422703for a tenner you can get earphones, lad
>>213422694look at her chin lad ffs
>>213422713Really youโd do that for me?
>>213422734If I put earphones in gfberg thinks I'm ignoring her and gets pissy
>>213422733men are meant to be polygynous anyway
its only an issue when women do it
its not right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPlK5HwFxcw&list=RDOPlK5HwFxcw&start_radio=1
Jesus is King
>>213422733betraying someone you claim to love is dirsty business, a stain on your character
>>213422665nigga using android lmao
>>213422742Yeah, it's sparked my interest
You have to realize when you're in a relationship there comes a point where it's total no fun allowed
>>213422725has she got her cock and balls out
Please Answer
>>213422756a king of jews
>>213422736Yeah I see now
>>213422768Legend you
>>213422749so what? you're talking to us and not her anyway
pierbi if you're here I'd love to bounce on your cock until we both cum at the same time
>>213422698what's ur channel about
>>213422775Yes. King means he has the final say over them. They answer to him. Jesus is King
>>213422773no
also she has like no bulge at all so either models have advanced military tier tuck procedures or she's had it sawed off and uploaded as webm here
For me it was Richard Ashcroft talking about the dark days of lockdown and how all of us there in a field would fucking terrify them
>>213422736germanic chin that, she'll give me strong sons!
famous /brit/ users
>sargon
>aisha
>callum from britanica
>quentin
>limmy
>>213422810grim
used to wank to sophiesteak all the time until she had it snipped off
Britain will become an Islamic country
Why the fuck is Peter thiel calling me again when I already said I donโt wanna talk with him anymore
>>213422810or she's literally a biological female...?
Think I'm just garn go beddingtons, sleep for a bit then wake up tomorrow morning and log back in if that's alright with you? What should my secret code word be so you know it's me in the morning haha?
I've come to the conclusion that I am just not fit for life, nothing makes me happy and nothing goes right for me. If I wasn't such a coward I would have killed myself long ago.
>>213422835>used to wank to sophiesteak all the time until she had it snipped offerr, okay?
>>213422806Nothing. I made it up. But if I did have one it'd probably be about origami
>>213422831>>sargonfuck off there's no way
>>213422831>famous /brit/ users>>sargon>>callum from britanica>>limmyEvidence?
>>213422866none of that post is true lad come on
>>213422831you forgot reviewbrah. he left a comment on one of tims videos
>>213422837for a while but then they'll be looking for some other place to flee to after they've ruined this one
>>213422854Reckon it's worth sticking around to see if we get AI gfs or if it just kills us all
>>213422831Rorke? He's pretty famous here
>>213422853Unc canโt hack the all nighter loooool
>>213422866>>213422871was joking about all but aisha lel
callum does seem the type tho
>>213422879i thought his comment was what led /brit/ to focus on tim
Sir Carl Benjamin
Sir Carlgon of Swindon
Sir Sargon of Akkad
Sir Sarcuck of Mossad
heard paul mccartney and sting both browse /brit/
>>213422876aisha was here
callum and limmy seem believable
all I'm saying is... if carly had a cock - I shan't say more...
>>213422857she was fit as fuck
>>213422899I worship the ground you walk on
>>213422882I don't reckon we will even get to that point mate too much money selling cheap shite tech and minute upgrades. Only future I see for myself probably getting my head sawed off by a paki.
>>213422845i look like this
the king browses /brit/ as i understand it. heard someone on /brit/ say it so it's probably true.
i'm warwick davis
no, no. please. applause is unnecessary
>>213422923Itโs way past your bedtime old man
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDEN SLUMBERS FILL YOUR EYES
kier starmer is known to be a secret /britfeel/ poster
>>213422941You probably wouldn't hear it from all the way down there anyway
>>213422932I think youโre underestimating how much money would be in ai gfs
>>213422899i'm a bit famous in brazil. no one here knows who i am though.
>>213422970No you aren't shut up
I'm famous in a niche community for a game released in 2008
>>213422988no i literally am. or my band is, not me specifically.
Spoke to the Leftypolfu for an hour about AI
She doesn't get it at all and doesn't believe 'the rich' would 'give up' their power to a machine
Read the fucking sequences love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbAM2_6jKY0&list=RDXbAM2_6jKY0&start_radio=1
This is my feel good song. I listen to it every day before toil. Gets me zesty and ready for the day ahead
>Sunday's on the phone to Monday
>Tuesday's on the phone to me
what the FUCK did he mean by this?
so.. the err.. new. as it were. where is it?
HE LINKED THE OLD THE MADMAN