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Rest a while. Relax your shoulders. Unclench your jaw.
Chicanos out Amerijeets in
>when she finds out you post on /cum/
this is at least the 5th time captcha has shit itself this last week
fucking hiroshimoot
do the D-A-N-C-E 1234 fight
>>213423898STICK TO THE B-E-A-T, get ready to ignite
You were such a P-Y-T, Catching all the lights
Just easy as A-B-C
That's how you make it right
I'd only let Jesus Christ immigrate into the US if he:
1. Entered legally.
2. Condemned Hamas first.
vaping some weed my brother found in a parking lot
Ordering my shoes tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZtAYiio4eA
Age gap yuri.......the loli was 27 when she died so it's fine.
>>213423938Congratulations, it was laced with meth from a generous dealer
remembering the time in 8th grade when the emo girl in my class rubbed her finger on her pussy and chased me around trying to make me smell it
>>213423971I really hope not
>>213424115Shit nigga thats a real depressing roll because not only could i see myself dating a girl who looks like that, her personality sounds exactly like the kind of girl that would date me and how she would treat me
anyone know whats the best budget bluetooth iem adapter
what is rose wolfe doing right now
>>213423986*crosses fingers*
" Haircuts genuinely is the worst disrespect here, you are literally violating someone's SELF-CHOSEN IDENTITY. You are trampling on EVERYTHING that makes a person who they are by extension, they chose that haircut, they chose to keep it, they thought it looked good. It genuinely IS that serious to criminals, they kill for that kind of disrespect, since taking it is weakness."
W8.
Is this true? Are Mexicans really that sensitive about insults to their hair? Is it really worse than calling them a lazy slop and telling them to go home?
>>213424188its unironically pretty true
i made a thread thank you
>>>/wsg/5939048
drew myself in mspaint
10000 hours plus
>>213424188Not at all. If you perceive signals they may as well be real, and vise versa
My pp might not be the biggest, but it sure is the smelliest
>>213424228This is the key to success in all of life by the way
Who else here #TeamStinkyNuts?
saw a normie male flirting with a normie female in public yesterday. fascinating to see that sort of thing in the wild.
>>213424252you should've left that spot and gone back with a gun imho
I still have Urkel on steam, I’m gonna message him and say /cum/ misses him
>>213424252should've stuck around and watched, maybe you'd learn something
>>213424229fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars
>>213424265https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qzYN0S39d0
I WAS GOIN DOWN THE TRACK ABOUT 105
>>213424260looks like the fbi agent assigned to watching me is posting again
if any fbi agents are watching talk to your boss about me, i'll shill for a low price
I remember once I added a “girl” posting on /cum/ on discord, and then got flash banged by his micropenis
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How do I tell if Jason is here, how do I recognize a Jasonpost? I see people talk about him a kot but never seen him around that I know of
want to jerk off but porn been so bad i wont
If I don't actively go out of my way to look at porn I basically never get horny whatsoever
>>213423818 (OP)Turns out the reason why people think I am Mexican is literally because I am 25 percent asian and rest is french
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FUUUUUCK
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?
I know it's been a while, sweetheart. We hardly talk, I was doin' my thing.
I was so excited to jerk off but as soon as I started it just got really morose
>>213424358Im always super horny no matter what
>>213424291Too bad Ian went back to Deep Purple after only one record. Purple Sabbath was great.
>>213424391easy cash honestly
>>213424391His dick is nice thougheverbeit
>>>/pol/511977897
She literally said fuck Israel and now she's expelled from her masters
>>213424391Nick Fuentes won
>>213424411I get super horny if i see a hot white girl with long straight hair, how about you? Thank you
How do I get a bigger booty
Time keeps on slippin into the future
>>213424418But why is it always the sexual degenerates in the heads of these movements? God damnit chuds wouldn’t know good optic if it it hit them in the face
>>213424454i already talked about this
>>213424448I get horny to the mere concept of such a thing, as a drawing is
>>213424439What's your workout routine?
Why is Jason posting himself naked now what the fuck. Where is the fbi where is Trump?
>>213424391They're feds. Guys like this are always feds
>>213424391chuds are inherently freaks
>>213424477Jason's workout routine is neck hangs to failure
>>213424471Why is Anis so hot bros...
They're not gonna let a "whites only enclave" exist unless it's lead by a fed or an informant. Get the fuck outta here
>>213423818 (OP)I actually managed to convince a few mexicans that they should let the U.S. annex them on /pol/ the other night, it was pretty funny.
Guys please support the stream
>>213424505what is a "whites only" enclave? Thank you
i tried to learn how to be likeable by eavesdropping on normalfags having conversations and memorizing the responses. it didn't work
my most played game? spacewar
if you are a southwesterner or a norteño please bump our sister thread
>>213417079
>>213424484Probably true, governments always co-opt movements that could shake the status quo.
>>213424519i never tried, are there any videos of like normal candid casual conversation i can watch
Remember the Urban Guerrillas? Whatever happened to those guys
>>213424552in fucking japan no means yes
>>213424518What that guy supposedly led.
-With love,
From Anon
>>213424519I stole my brothers tactic of acting like a goofball, you would be surprised how acting humorous can get you out of a lot of sticky situations, and make people like you. Also just pay attention to other people, try to remember something about them, be open, also being talkative seems to help...
>>213424570The girl looks latina as fuck
i’m so socially crippled i’ve decided to not even try anymore
>>213424391this guy got into beef with Nick Fuentes btw
>>213424581Yeah, I think so too. It's kind of hard to tell as we are mutts... boy was trapped into the castizo-futurism route.... hahahah
>>213424452my nigger in christ, what the fuck are you doing?
>>213424503The irony is I don't even know who that is because I don't actually like anime I only like hentai
>>213424519this is because the strength of normies is in their quickly generated replies, not in pattern recognition
>>213423986>rolling for AshleyWould put 17 years worth of babies in her womb.
>>213424594>>213424596So how is it a "whites only enclave" if in America white means WASP = Anglo Saxon = English and German. Not even fucking Martin Sheen, or dare I call him Ramón Estévez is fucking white lmfao fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>213424620based, I have cranked to hentai for years, but have yet to watch a single season of an anime.
>>213424622Groce (I mean I would but I wouldn't brag about it here)
Ok I just watched the return to the land guy’s response and it was good. However most Twitter retards won’t actually watch it and just spam OWNED
>>213424636Fuck if I know man, it's not like being a far-right extremist is common, plus Gen-z whites are pretty much already outnumbered, they seem to be torn between realizing there most practical route out is bringing ethnics into their movement, but they want their cake too... I will never understand the existence of nick fuentes.
>>213424636Sorry but only the English are white. Everyone else in Europe is swarthy
>>213424188It depends on the woman
Some are super obvious, some you have to be forward to find out
>>213424622>ugly jeet might make a pointI'll never know though.
>>213424660give us the tl;dw
>>213424620Not an anime character, she's from Nikke (gacha game)
I also haven't watched anime in like a decade but 80% of the time I jack it to hentai
>>213424680Yeah, I try to tell people that on /pol/ I know fucking slavs/irish/italians/mestizo in those movements, I don't think they are going to realize that it will go right back to WASP.
like the cutest girls in class used to be on me but i was too shy
>>213424636Because hes a fucking fed. Also she looks whiter than me as an Italian
What's the "shut up I'm watching anime" anon watching tonight?
ATTENTION ATTENTION IMPORTANT QUESTION
what would happen if everyone on earth gathered in a single location, farted simultaneously, and then lit a match?
>>213424680Anglo Saxon = Germanic
>>213424689He did those degenerate things over 10 years ago, when he was in his early 20’s and before he became a Christian. The article made it seem like he has been doing it recently for years
>>213424739No wonder it sucks
Keep away from the digital bitch
Keep away from the digital bitch
Keep away from the digital bitch
She's so rich, the digital bitch
Ohhhhhh!
Jewrone has entered the thread
>>213424732All of the left-wing would cry.
>>213424732death of billions
>>213424732If all 8 billion people on Earth gathered in one location, farted simultaneously, and someone lit a match, the result would hinge on gas composition and dispersion. Human farts contain about 28% flammable gases (7% methane, 21% hydrogen), so a synchronized release could produce roughly 224,000 cubic meters of flammable gas from an estimated 800,000 cubic meters of total fart gas. In an open area, like a massive field spanning 4,000 km2 to fit everyone, the gas would likely disperse too quickly to reach the 5–15% methane or 4–75% hydrogen concentration needed for ignition, making a large-scale fire or explosion unlikely. At most, the match might ignite small, localized pockets of gas near the source, producing fleeting flames.
In a confined space, like a giant sealed dome, the scenario changes. The accumulated flammable gases could reach dangerous concentrations, and a match could trigger combustion, releasing energy equivalent to about 2 tons of TNT (8.7 terajoules). This could cause a significant explosion, with risks of burns or oxygen depletion, though still not apocalyptic due to the spread-out volume. However, the logistics of containing such a massive gas release in a sealed environment are impractical, and open-air dispersion remains the more realistic outcome.
The real impact, regardless of ignition, would be the stench. Trace amounts of hydrogen sulfide in farts would create an overwhelming, unbearable smell, like a global stink bomb. Coordinating 8 billion people to gather and fart in unison poses a logistical nightmare far greater than the fire risk. In short, you’d get a few small flames at best, no massive fireball, and a historic odor that’d clear the area faster than any explosion.
>>213424748if you are a leader of a movement it does matter what you did a decade ago btw
>>213424736That's because the only anime worth watching this year already completed.
>>213424391>have sex with your own wife>make money doing itis that even a bad thing?
>>213424820what do you mean? Panty/stocking S2 is still going
>>213424830he watched his wife have sex with other men just like jason, epstein, diddy, kanye and YOU
>>213424831Lazarus is over.
>>have sex with your own wife
>>make money doing it
>is that even a bad thing?
>>213424831how is it? Do the demon sisters still have incest scenes?
imagine if brigette macron was actually a biological woman and shes depressed that everyone is calling her a tranny
>>213424814True, if you ever became a Mexican revolutionary everyone would dig up that you post little girls on 4chan
>>213424857if shes doing cuck stuff then yeah fuck that
>>213424857making money to have sex is based
>>213424863who is that person? we will never know
>>213424845if hes doing cuck stuff then yeah fuck that
>>213424882why did you reply to the same post twice? This should be illegal, fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!!!!
When 9/11 happened, it was just crazy
Why is cuck culture so pervasive in modern day Amerika?
>>213424739She got better boobs later
>>213424907They get fucked in every aspect of the rest of their lives. It's a comfort thing.
>>213424900it was definitely interesting. wouldn't mind if more 9/11's happened only because its kind of cool to see on tv
(note for my fbi agent: i do not support terrorism or violence of any form i am simply sharing an opinion on a hypothetical scenario)
Jesus Fucking Christ! What the fuck? This is allowed at a panel for upcoming con in Montreal next week...
>>213424900dude fr shit blows my mind
nah cuz 3k killed is crazy nc
when 9/11 happened my dad entered my room and said our nation is under attack
When 9/11 happened, I didn't care, because I still had to go to school.
>>213424900i only learned about it like 10 years later
beating up incels??
good and based
>>213424807>In a confined space, like a giant sealed dome, the scenario changes. The accumulated flammable gases could reach dangerous concentrations, and a match could trigger combustion, releasing energy equivalent to about 2 tons of TNT (8.7 terajoules).Imagine if this is how humanity went out. All gathered in a giant dome, farting simultaneously and then exploding.
Thousands of years of war, religion, technology, science, leading up to that moment
I don't remember 9/11 but I remember when Bush invaded iraq. I also remember Trump was all for it?
One of my uncles was staying at the Marriott at the WTC when 9/11 happened. All of his belongings he left in the room got destroyed.
Luckily he was out visiting the Statue of Liberty.
>>213424955i got signed out of school early on 9/11 and they cancelled classes the rest of the week. it was based
>>213424980did he see any israelis dancing?
Is it cucked for people to see your wife naked if there was no internet / cameras? For example, at a nude beach?
>>213424980>All of his belongings he left in the room got destroyed."WTC went down? WHAT?!? No.. my porno mags! NoooOOooo!!!!!"
>>213424997No, if your wife is hot they're gonna be frothing from their mouths with jealousy
VGH
this is what southeast asia is all about
>>213424967wtf, what did I ever do to you?!
>>213424997i can only imagine nude beaches are becoming extinct with the advent of jeets and browns
>>213424997yeah its a little weird if your wife gets naked in front of other people. being at an orgy is one thing but the beach is at bit much.
>>213425024this is happening in europe for sure
>>213425012she got the blicky
>>213425024>i can only imagine nude beaches are becoming extinct with the advent of jeets and brownswould be fun to be a lifeguard at a nude beach. just kick out jeets all day who are jacking off
I wasn’t alive during 9/11 (I was born in 2002)
>>213425012That sounds fun. My grandpa hated monkeys when he was in vietnam, he said they scream constantly for no reason and steal things. They used to just shoot them casually
>>213425045same except 2003
>>213425024Probably but I also actually did hear that people stopped going because of smartphones and the internet
I was alseep when the towers got hit and nobody told us what happened the entire day. Some kid say a racecar driver died, and thats how I learned about anscar
>>213425046I can understand why SEA gets into monkey torture
>>213425042Imagine you're on the beach with your hot white girlfriend in a bikini. She's lying on you in a sun lounger, and a jeet is jacking off behind you and cums on her strawberry blonde hair. I'd beat the shit out of him.
i was 6 years old on 9/11 but desu i don't remember it at all.
>>213425025Are you saying its more normal for your wife to be in an orgy than be nude at a nude beach
>>213425073They seem that annoying.
>>213425073they also into cat torture and just torturing animals in general
>>213425080Why are you imagining this scenario, and are you using a vpn?
>>213425091gary's world, we're just living in it
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Cat’s sitting on me
>The NHL Has become sentient
>>213425109Luckily there are very few browns in the aryan utopia of shorewood hills in madison wi
>>213425091jason follows @NHL on xitter
>>213425115Dubs and you die violently tomorrow
>>213425112doxxable info in this picture
>>213425115Dubs and you have sex with this anons mom
>>213425129
>>213425045>>2134250579/11 2.0 will be in your lifetime inshallah
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I was in the 4th grade during 9/11
If trans women are women, then the word "trans" has no meaning. If trans women are women, does that mean cis women are trans women?
Dubs and lose my virginity tomorrow
>>213425129trips and jason troons out
>>2134251419/11 wouldn't faze anyone today because nobody cares about other americans dying
>If brunette women are women, then the word "brunette" has no meaning. If brunette women are women, does that mean blonde women are brunette women?
Wish I wasn't phoneposting and had access to my terrone folder so I can 'jak this nigga
>>213425160Great example of a false equivalency
>>213425153People are way too apathetic to be united in the same way that the nation was united after 9/11
there was an earthquake in new jersey (AGAIN)
>>213425153everyone loves a good happening
you need extremely retarded and indoctrinated people to go to war, like russia, i dont think western world is capable of that anymore, in a way internet killed wars
>>213425160Strawberry blonde is the best hair color because you get a blonde and a redhead girl all in one. What do you think about it? Thank you
If I post my face constantly how long until I become a cum personality?
I was in kindergarten for 9/11 and I don't remember a thing. My first memory associated with 9/11 was a moment of silence held on its anniversary when I was in 3rd grade I think.
>>213425168your post assumes that trans women can't be considered a subset of women. If it assumes that trans women and women are exclusive categories, then you've already assumed what you are seeking to demonstrate
>>213425183Personally I prefer brunettes. The ideal combo is very pale skin, dark blue eyes, and medium to dark brown hair
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>>213425204>language gamesKILL YOURSELF
>>213425194it’s not enough to post your face you have to pair it with retarded transgressive opinions
americas greatest asset is it's people, specifically that they are rich and buy lots of things, you people have NO idea how privileged you are
if Im grilling burgers, should I put the seasoning on the beef while its pink or after its already grilled a bit
What was the /cum/ equivalent of 9/11?
https://youtu.be/VR8ooa3G_5M
>>213425182If you rile up the population with a happening you can drum up support. Look at how many people joined up after 9/11 or Pearl Harbor or the USS Maine.
I don't believe that Jason is real
>>213425214Brunettes are all mentally ill. Blondes are ditzy and fun I love blonde american white girl
>>213425231while it's still pink
>>213425220you don't understand wittgenstein if you call this language games lol
>>213425245We have almost a hundred pictures of him
>>213425195damn, gottem
>>213425202your parents probably just didn't want to freak you out and kept you away from it.
>>213425230there’s nothing great about overconsumption
>>213425236I dont remember any constant threads about COVID, so Im gonna say the blumpf """""assassination"""
>>213425251what about white Italian girls with black hair?
I’m in my fourties!!!!! I bought the shitty Tony hawk remake full price because dats what da WORKING CLASS does :D I owned some old guy that found out his son got murdered!!!!! Why does nobody like us!!!!!! Palestine is burning and brown children are dying!!!! I’m in my fourties!
>>213425251All right, now this is going into an area of brown conspiracy theory. At this point it's clear that your judgment is clouded by fetishistic obsession, like me when I talk about Asian women
>>213425276Stop stealing xeets
>>213425230>specifically that they are rich and buy lots of things, you people have NO idea how privileged you areoh i know. everyone here is built with a stat boost to life quality. there are poor people who are fat in america. poor people in like 80% of the world relative to their countrymen are not fat and live in shit shacks and don't have playstations or electricity.
>>213425258Post his face then. When is the last time he was supposedly here?
Will I ever get an AI model that's not gimped and censored and has the sensibilities of a redditor? Not being able to translate text because it contains "offensive content" is fucking infuriating. Let me decide what I find offensive you faggots.
>>213425289I ain't steal jack shit nigga
>>213425299>Will I ever get an AI model that's not gimped and censored and has the sensibilities of a redditor?Nope. They're all neutered into woke feminism or packed full of Chinese propaganda.
>>213425308this is what the average girl looks like in sonora
>>213424188Female interest in me seems to depend a lot on my mood. I’m upper-90s percentile tall, strong, and handsome enough to have repeated been scouted to be a model, but I usually spend most of my days with an irritated or intimidating look on my face, and they’ll usually steer clear (aside from a smaller cohort who seem to like that, who are probably crazy). On the rare occasions that I’m visibly a bit happy as I go about my day, I’ll get fuck me eyes from basically all the women I see.
Have you found any Palestinian children with PAWG asses. Need this for research
i’m an island. i stand alone
>>213425308facial features too weird what that color palette. I like them right and proper caramel mestizo.
>>213425314I don't care about Chink propaganda. Who gives a fuck if it won't tell me Taiwan is an independent country.
For all practical use cases of a Westerner chink shit is uncensored.
Well I’m going to bed
Trips and I win the lottery when I wake up
>>213425314>he doesn't know how to jailbreak his AI
>>213425360this will be me when my mom dies, not looking forward to that no sir
https://youtu.be/SC4xMk98Pdc
The /cum/ theme
Guys if I post my haircut will you promise not to call me a stupid gay retard
need to escape this hell called life
>>213425395good news your death is inevitable
I am particularly attracted to asians and mestizas... I like them with chinky little eyes.
>>213425395All plastic
No skin
I will always prefer women who are dumb and cheerful over being intelligent
Oh shit I just freed Palestine. It’s over everybody! I did it
>>213425308i used to have a bunch of anime figurines but i got rid of it all
yall niggas ever feel your neck veins jiggle around
>>213425408what do you think this says about you
>>213425408Then you are partial to blonde girls?
>>213425417I found one at a thrift store and flipped it for like 300 bucks. Was my best find.
Palestine doesn’t exist. It’s not real.
>>213425420Sometimes I finger my ass in the bathtub. It doesn't feel very pleasant
>>213425394I can't promise that you don't look like a stupid gay retard without seeing you
i like hapa girls, i think they sit at the peak
>>213425404what about brown latinas who identify as white?
NOOOOOO MY HECKING PALESTINE
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Post your CRT
>>213425421Tell me what it says , I'm sure that it's good
>>213425435give me an example, for the record I am mestizo myself, so that should give some insight into my preference.
EXTRA SUGAR EXTRA SALT EXTRA OIL AND MSG
>>213425408>I will always prefer women who are dumb and cheerful over being intelligenti would like a smart gf or wife but yeah they shouldn't be cunts. all things being equal id take a smart woman over a dumb woman though
I'm back
I'm the brown anon whose dick doesn't work
mind if a white boy speaks a little espanõl tonight
One pixel on a animated video game character’s tit is worth more than every life in Palestine.
>>213425440Palestine won the culture war
stay mad, kike
>>213425444not my pic, but I have same model, too afraid to accidentally doxx myself.
>>213425421It says that he enjoys being around happy people, and not miserable cunts.
>>213425444i had one similar to that when i was a kid. didn't have a VCR in it tho. dunno where it is, probably got thrown out honestly
if the girl is smarter than you she will think she is too good for you
>>213425408i'm dumb as shit so i always think it's a good contrast but it's just not
Are you mad that Palestine is being brushed off the face of the earth and Medicaid is getting cut
>>213425455Why do you keep reposting tweets?
>>213425471yeah, what is more gay and jewish than that?
>>213425458>>213425459Oh shit nigger we got TWO SEPARATE Mexicans (which one is goshy)
>>213425471more so medicaid and foodstamps
I can't decide which is more fake, Palestine or Bisexuality!
>>213425471I don't care about either of those things.
>>213425446i consider Yanet Garcia to be white
>>213425455hhahahah nigga whipped out the lunchables, and is ready to get a little spicy.
What’s the age of consent in Palestine again
>>213425448I suppose I agree, but that's easy to do when you look at traits individually. That's like saying you want a girlfriend who's super horny all the time but never thinks about having sex with other men. I think women who are smarter tend to be more opinionated, argumentative, and worst of all depressed.
>>213425494the same as Jordan
if i were you i wouldn't care about palestine, i would care that seemingly all your politicians and ceos are beholden to israel and that you send trillions to them every year
>>213425423That's just a Jewish meme
Have any of you been to Palestine
If you took a DNA test and it showed 5% west African DNA, how upset would you be?
>>213425468if the girl makes more money than you she will think she is too good for you
>>213425461smart people can be happy
White genocide is real
Gaza genocide isn't real
Palestine isn’t real
>>213425514Yeah I stole some candy from babies
>>213425526>White genocide is realno its not
>>213425523Smart people can be happy but most women who are considered smart are actually midwits who went to college and got indoctrinated to hate being normal
>>213425523Wasn't one of the options, stop changing the options.
>>213425518I took a DNA test and it said like 3% Ashkenazi Jewish and then two months later it changed
>>213425532cuim???!?
get the F*CK out!
bookings for flights to palestine from august 5th to october 21st (google.com)
>>213425540Yea those sites change the stuff all the time. They say it becomes more “accurate” but I wonder how true it actually is
brian is spamming the thread
>>213425540You genocided the Jew within.
>>213425534I don't care if it counts as a genocide in the dictionary, your litigious criticism won't stop me from killing if there's ever a war over it
dont think i've ever met a woman thats smart. there were a couple of girls who got really good grades and had really high SAT scores in some of my classes but i didnt know them too well, never talked to them. i bet if i talked them they'd still just be dumb whores though.
We shouldn't fund Israel and lobby groups like AIPAC should be banned, but Palestine isn't our problem either
their simp "friends" sending death threats and getting the cops sent to your house is becoming quite common. these new guys go full postal
>>213425552You're going to have to find a new name for me because it's not Brian or Jason
Elon Musk should wire his entire net worth to Palestine
>>213425526White women not wanting to have babies with you, isn't a genocide anon....
>>213425526Are the japanese being genocided, they aren't hitting replacement numbers...
>>213425532bot enough labels, meaning unclear
>>213423818 (OP)Next time just do CU. They have /mex/ and we don't need them.