Thread 213424606

St. Hamudi edish

>>213423013

why do boomers like fishing so much?

xenonauts 2 might be the worst game ive ever pirated

was listening to female rappers, turns out they talk about their fannies and tits almost as much as the fellas talk about their dicks

I Grew MOLD on Beans… to See If It Could Taste Like MEAT

hello

>>213424640
it's contemplative, relaxing
meditation for the non mystic

something I utterly DESPISE?
when cunts say the UK's timezone is GMT in the summer when it's very clearly BST

Current GMT time is 02:14
grow up

jst are a bgheh laodn ofn psnene aeanne ahhayyaaaje

dangn yhdieuer did didi owfhe hdie ahhahdll shi

>>213424768
You alright pal?

jank botego

ologywl :D

>>213424776
skrlnkha hghow ey

wyh hgt e hel gong son

du du duh du dy dy dyg agh eyyyyyydrhhyihogh

calling catberg a fat ugly fucking cunt then proceeding to feed and pat her like the princess she is

didi

is this a mousenonce melty or has that one lad had a few too many cans?

>>213424812
you're feeder
that's abuse

>>213424768
dangn dangn hdiue ughyayayaya :D

Anyone still on the booze?

>>213424812
:)

gghhajwow oghmigwehe di di ooh aya :)

>>213424835
..yh

>>213424835
why do you ask?

>>213424842
ahgharig donywajj h

you can't just spam consonants

>>213424862
ajshjsowikwns :D

>>213424861
Because I am and I need the social validation that I'm not the only one still drinking

>>213424883
klunkwjkogh jahf :)

ohjy ohjy ohiiiiijjjyyyy :0

The passage of time is a musing on how things change.

We are not helpless.

playing diepio

my sister is pregnant, but the baby must not be. I am her twin brother, we are both of good nordic genes, but i can not sit back an allow.

beans are peasant food? :(

>>213424943
Is the baby black?

>>213424895
playing the witcher 3, drinking whisky

>>213424919
neil young said we are
and he is a canadian

>If you go uni from 2023 onwards, not only are you paying an extra £250/yr for tuition for 2025/26 onwards, you're paying at a far lower income threshold too

bloody grim man
those poor lil children
for me that'd be about an extra 60-70 quid per month

rorke's house

>>213425018
ktim

mad how gay i am

>>213425018
And if you're not a woman, black man, or 6 ft+ man you are an automatic outcast

leftypol's bedroom

>>213425018
Sir Poo Barmer can raise the taxes as much as he likes but I simply don't work

mad how straight I am

>>213425260
Good posture is important

>>213425156
they took rorkes foreskin here

Thoughts on my colleague?

shaving your arse is like tattooing a virgin sign onto yourself. get lots of attention but it isn't all good attention

>>213425284
fat stupid whore

>>213424606 (OP)
HIROSHIMA NAGASAKI BLACKPILL

Think I'll have one more glass of rum then head to bed

>>213425327
i don't get it

>>213425336
You're not going anywhere. Sit down.

>>213425346
Nothing to get. I'm falling apart neurologically.

>>213425358
I mean I'll sip on it for an hour

>>213425362
my condolences xx

You know what, I do have a blogpost from today. I took a violent shit at a rest stop and I heard a pair of dude's talking at the urinals.

Guy 1: Hey, long time no see, how's the drive going?
Guy 2: Oh, you know, just CRUISING along, ha ha
Guy 1: Hey, good to hear. Traffic doesn't look too bad.
Guy 2: Well, hopefully there aren't too many BENDS before the coast, my wife would get sick ha ha
And then they left.

>>213425433
haha so relatable

>>213425427
this didn't happen

Might get raped

>>213425504
It did.

today i found i'd downloaded a series of some random anime i've never heard of. no idea how that happened, i haven't been been drinking lately

>>213425511
yeah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdlvPe959Ck&list=RDrdlvPe959Ck&start_radio=1
Love this Heart fm shite

>>213425284
6/10
looks huggable :3

I don't get it

>>213425543
What's your deal why do you use a Jap VPN?

High quality bro pod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO6wtQdhqSg

Where does one find escorts now the OSA has taken effect?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQlAEiCb8m0&list=RDrdlvPe959Ck&index=2
Yanks will never know the feeling of driving on the motorway Sat night 12am this shit blaring

i only read yank posts if someone other than a yank has replied to it

well that's a cartoon man strapped to a chair with a massive boner isn't it

colossal loser me

>>213425606
not sure

>>213425621
chin up, la
at least you're not one of the schizo spammers

why all you guys speak to yourselves

>>213424640
Excuse to sit in nature with the lads or by oneself

>>213425639
>>213425642
both of these are the same user from america

>>213425647
would be too self-conscious to go fishing by myself, would be afraid some delinquent youths would come up and mess around with my stuff and say "look, he's making us play with his tackle! he's a paedo!" and i'd go home and cry

>>213425531
it would be funnier if they used a tibetan name and not a han chinese one

>>213425284
wife material

Heat makes me uneasy. Very uneasy. Troubling. OH WOW WHY DON'T YOU DRINK SOME WATER THEN IF YOU'RE SO TROUBLED. You know what, maybe I will. What do you guys think?

>>213425734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F913LrBAMSg&list=RDF913LrBAMSg&start_radio=1

Going to make that Australian read my post. Watch.

Should I pay a prozzie to take my virginity before I kill myself lads

>>213425531
Love a bit of kant

>>213425791
of course
never waste a suicide

>>213425791
might as well

>>213425791
the moral thing to do would be to take her with you

>>213425791
don't you want to die as a pure soul

>>213425833
How pure can I be if I kms

nobody will believe me but I was born as the Buddha, and i’d just like to say that there is only One God in three persons, the Father (YHWH), the Son (Jesus Christ), and the Holy Spirit.

The Catholic faith is the one true faith. Abandon all other flawed beliefs

>>213424986
Neil Old. That boomer thinks he's entitled to us caring about his politics because he wrote some songs 40 years ago. Has the morrissey effect.

>>213425776
cant believe youve done this

Night out at electowerkz
Cheeky maccies
What have you virgins been up to

this lad is a LEGEND

>>213425849
pure cringe more like. stay alive

>>213425849
you're a virgin

>>213425875
stroking my dih

>>213425868
im convinced i was genghis khan in a past life

>>213425892
more like genghis khant get laid

Black woman accusing white people (generally) of stealing her coffee

>>213425791
Make a strange low budget short film with her before you do it and show it to no one.

>>213425881
Wild first sexual experience to have

>>213425875
erm posting on brit mostly

>>213425901
this is the only explanation for why im still a virgin as an old man. i shagged so much in a past life that god punished me in this one

>>213425913
he knew what he wanted and went for it, shamelessly
doesn't get more chad than this
reckon trump would lower his gaze before that lad

>>213425927
does kinda make sense. next one will be better

zombie
zombie
zombie nation
UUGH UUGH UUGH

>>213425968
Please don't post or try to be funny ever again.

neighbours are being loud
trying to enjoy my BLOODY SUNDAY

All types of celebrity worship, whether it's Trump, Elon or Love Island retards, are disgusting and anti-humane.
Why did the normies never stick picking this up from Shakespeare works where the Jester always undermines the person in or with power

>>213425997
are they forren?

crazy dream lads. fucked a girl and she turned out to be a ghost

that was my last ever gay wank

>>213426034
doubt it

>>213426016
don't think so, but i can hear from the woman's voice that she's fat

me? not gay or nuffin not even subconsciously

>>213426001
>he's an ultra-powerful and prolific billionaire so he's a "celebrity"
You're not wrong about this, it's just...

There comes a moment where you realize that reddit legitimately had no idea who Donald Trump is. He was on a reality TV show where people compete to earn a ton of money for no reason.

>>213426029
oooooOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
AAAAAaaaanoooonnnn
put it in my buuuuUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM *snickers*

wish these beavis and butthead clips i've been watching would start where they begin instead of showing a preview first

Apparently atheism is on the rise in Saudi Arabia
Maybe no religion can withstand the internet and industrial living

now my fair cousin
if you are marked to die
you are enough to do this general loss

little shakespeare for the suicidal brit

>>213426056
What do you mean? Donald Trump was known in the American public sphere before the electoral campaigns through The Apprentice and movies like Zoolander and Home Alone 2. People were at least aware he existed.

>>213426078
other than iran i think they're one of the more secretly secular islamic nations

Redditors genuinely seem like the most out of touch people on the internet, I think most of them are more polarized than poltards

>>213426090
Yeah there's a funny post on /r/funny where Donald Trump has a cameo in Home Alone 2 in a funny and bizarre turn of events.

If only we could have known...

hate doing deliveries, it's embarrassing to be seen doing a pajeet job while not being a pajeet, still another year of this until i graduate and can get a real job

>>213426118
You're Australian, you're all either walking demigod chads and staceys or weird freakish aborginals

>>213426106
What do you mean other than Iran? Aren't they a theocracy

>>213426131
not me, i look exactly like the fella from the virgin walk meme

>>213426118
i appreciate white people doing menial jobs like that. shows that the top down hierarchy is still somewhat natural

Apparently little miss smelly bottom has been seen riding a bicycle around Oxford ever since her driver license was suspended.

>>213426118
unlike poojeets, you're reliable
a trusted porter

>>213425791
Don't do that. You can visit a professional sex woman but don't kill yourself.

more like uberjeets

>>213426151
yeah secular was the wrong word. more like drifting from a hard belief in islam. they like to drink alcohol and the younger gens are less religious that sort of thing

>>213426186
I wish I had a time machine specifically so I could go into the past and show people things like this and refuse to explain it.

MULL OF KINTYRE
OH MIST ROLLING IN FROM THE SEA

if I had a time machine I would fuck

>>213426186
true enough, i find that the pajeets don't give a shit about doing things right, always in a rush
that's why your stuff accidentally gets delivered to your neighbours half the time

>>213426118
your white patrons probably love you though

>>213426110
Think I figured them out. They're all girlfriends of friends there.

>>213426235
toiled with my old man as a kid
he left me with this, no matter how shit the job is, do it right
that's how you keep the lights on in the end, everyone doing their jobs right

been feeling rather black pilled as of late

>>213426306
it's sunday and sunrise soon, maybe take a stroll eh?

>>213426268
wise man your dad, a level of integrity that exists singularly within the white man

doubt the UK and france are actually an hour apart in terms of time

>>213426330
true but really it's just common sense
you like it when people do their jobs for you, only fair to do yours for them

Emma Watson’s buttockhole? Stinky.

>>213426365
You don't know that actually

You never will

such a miserable faggot i am. thank goodness i’m dying

>>213426377
ktim

How is the weeknd #1 on Spotify had no idea he was that popular

>>213426377
don't jest, we lost a good lad on /fr/

>>213426355
common sense seems like wisdom in a world increasingly full of ignorant self-interested buffoons

>>213426377
what's your illness?

Why do Jews keep making these Wyte peepo bad movies like Opus and Midsommar

>>213425678
I've never done it by myself would have to find somewhere no-one passes through or get a boat

>>213426420
White people are kind of weird man. It's why we all love them.

listening to music

>>213426374
Anuses tend to be stinky after a while.

>>213426454
literally me

business idea: film studio that paints jews as villains

>oh no I ran over him with a steamroller? Better put it in reverse to run him over a second time.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1754191074794965.mp4

>>213426505
don't know the studio but in this one, they were very villainous

>>213426505
wonder if goebbels ever tried to set up any of them camps as film studios for his propaganda pieces

enters berf

ALL THE DREAMS YOU HAD
WHERE ARE THEY NOW
THEY WERE LOST SOMEWHERE
ALONG THE WAY

haven't watched a single episode of the netflix show
as much as i like him he was completely wrong for the role
but i do like the netflix armor suit in witcher 3 and the quest you have to do to get it
free update too, wouldn't see that from americans (or french ubisoft)

haven't raked the grass in time and now it's rotten biomass full of midges that swarm me whenever I try to rake it (doesn't help that I haven't washed in more than a month and stink like shit)

Where did everybody go?

>>213426747
yep that's a capchta

>>213426775
>it's a bicycle mission

>>213426505
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>>213426547
>>213426554
>>213426557
>>213426567
>>213426605
>>213426645
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>>213426772
It's 11 pm western yank time and the crazies aren't awake yet.

>>213426772
Just bought a meta quest 3s on Amazon.com

That's the rain on

Earth but it's just Britain and Japan

I wish I weighed 500 pounds and could barely move

and i wouldn't walk if i was 500 pounds
and i wouldn't walk til i was 500 more

>>213426889
and gay..?

>>213426889
two nations shaped by France... so why don't we just make it all that, eh?

>>213426942
Why would it be gay?

>>213426940
Just to be the man that weighed 1,000 pounds just to fall right through the floor

christ i feel like shite

I’m thinking about Emma Watson’s arse again.

>>213427003
what time is it over there, bruce?

>>213426984
idk haha but imagine if it was just as a joke lol

whoa baby i'm thinking about your axe wound
whoa baby i'm thinking about yout gash

freaking obsessed weirdos

goodbye, goodbye
to everything

>>213427099
that's no way to talk to your sister, bruce

>>213427109
Who in /fr/ died?

chantilly lace with a pretty pretty face and a ponytail hanging down
a wiggle in her walk and a giggle in her talk
makes the world go rooooooound

gfberg is talking my ear off about seasonal palettes
aparently women are doing projecting astrology onto clothes now

what good for this cold heart
could anything bring

>>213427121
we called him enzo, peculiar lad with a brain tumour
former military, questionable diet, sipper of monster ultra
deserved better but cancer's a bitch

>>213424606 (OP)
Imagine if looksnaxxed

I have had a headache for over 20 hours now

>>213427172
sounds like something a redditor made up

>>213427199
no, he was doxxed, that's how we knew he died

>>213427210
yeah seems fake as hell. you fell for a hilarious prank

>>213427210
and how we knew where he lived long before that haha
but he was a beloved fixture

>>213427223
wish you were right, lad

>>213427237
i am

>>213427242
you're weren't there, i was

i dont want diego to get old

>>213427193
have some panadol then ya crazy cunt

>>213427249
he's already old

enzo had them eating it up

>>213427249
don't worry lad. 40 years from now he'll be dispelling common atheist misconceptions with the same veracity, albeit at a slightly slower rate

crying at the state of my evil incel life

>>213427302
hs?

trying to make images with chatgpt
dont think anyone should be concerned with it taking over a thing tbqh

what's bossman got hiding under there

amazing how much time, money, and energy over the course of our entire history has been dedicated to answer the question: Where does our poo go?

>>213427329
that's just the free version for the poors

>>213427371
If you’re Emma Watson, the answer is simple: into my mouth.

moriarty in BBC's sherlock was completely non-threatening, just a funny little gay irishman, were they trying to mimic the joker or something?

cat just came into my room COMPLETELY NAKED

>>213427322
*coof coof*
it doesn't have to be this way, la *coof coof*
the path for Red Dead Redemption II™ is always there to take, you only need to take the first *coof coof* step

>>213427371
well yes i mean look at the state of the societies who don't care where their poo goes

say hi 2 Vinnie

>>213427425
what state are you from? michigan?

>>213427444
Gironde *coof coof*

>>213427438
hi vinnie

>>213427480
how old are you? 40s?

>>213427438
hello vinnie or "vin" as i like to call you

>>213427438
Big Vin how ya going

>>213425872
this "canadian" is so dumb and clueless
what a buffoon

>>213427491
33, just like the GOTY

>>213427519
you like greyhounds?

why is this thread being spammed by fake canadian french and polish

>>213427545
yea what of it? i like dogs in general

people always say they're going for a "quick shower" but you never really know how long a shower is going to take, do they? you might discover that your bum is much pooier than you thought and you have to spend more time cleaning it, for example

>brit is infested with the same 46 year old american shit porn spammer that other gens are
oh me oh my oh me oh my

it looms

>>213427547
for me, it's the poo posting

gotta get rid of 'em
gotta get 'em outta here
pronto

>>213427592
no it doesnt

>>213427580
how often does that sort of thing happen to you?

Put On Your 3D Glasses Now

>>213427608
yes the stench of shit wafting off of you makes that very evident

>>213427547
wouldn't know, filtered the leaf yonks ago

>>213427613
Sunday lad

if you have shit on you when you enter the shower you're a filthy cretin who should be kept away from other people

>>213427580
have never discovered my bum to be noticeably pooey

>>213427545
Me? I like Flixbus

>>213427630
yeah i agree

>>213427633
because you're a normal decent person with a reasonable sense of hygiene

>>213427614
>>213427633
was just an example
a more grounded scenario would be suddenly realising you need to wash your hair or something

>>213427619
rude
>>213427629
there's more than one of us you know

oh my daaayss the 46 year old with the shit fetish and vpn addiction is here. he's the threadcuck who makes news early on vpns if you didn't know

>>213427617
alri, is the new avatar trailer coming out? because i didn't even bother watching the second one

>>213427657
well i wouldn't go that far

oh my dear days the thought of it

Why it Sucks to be Born as an Incel (1.5M views)

>>213427679
I watched it on a plane and it was so dogshit I couldn't finish it

And thus The Loomening begins once more...

I feel so bad

I'm not DTFIC you fuck. Where in 10 posts about a mcdonalds coffee are you finding someone with a scat fetish abusing a VPN.

I look forward to Mondays cause it means I can see the toilfu again

>>213427705
the 3D on the first was honestly impressive
but the film itself, i'd already seen it
one that i really liked and wish the sequel didn't suck was pacific rim

>>213427729
are you her work husband that tickles her?

sir british empire

>>213427726
Not as bad as us.

going to /fr/ and telling them i'm enzo after moving to quebec and that they got it all wrong and i'm not dead after all

Keep getting promos popping up in my Uber Eats but when I click claim it says there's an error and can't contact support about it

>>213427784
mmm yes, the nation of ikea and pewdiepie vs the nation of war crimes
yea sucks to be swede

>>213427728
the one where you're desperate to feel terrible i'd conclude
because every post you make makes me hate your soul and want you to die painfully. if i had to guess

Wish I were immortal for the next 10,000 years and every other humans disappears of the face of the earth in an instant

"He's crazy".
Okay gotcha.

Full Metal Alchemist Ending 1
The GOAT

>>213427856
what would you do

gradually detaching myself from sanity not a happy chappy

>>213427883
wank outdoors freely

>>213427904
Im completely insane me

>>213427729
I haven't quite reached full on tickling but I do give her a playful jab in the waist with my finger some times

>>213427912
you ever see an orangutan?

>>213427856
I would probably spend 100 years exploring the world and seeing all the sights and that but then get bored and run out of things to do

>>213427933
yeah your mum

>>213427933
i saw one years ago but it was in a zoo

>>213427970
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>>213427916
what do you do in the time between things happening

*cringes at how early and eager he made the new*

>>213427856
i think that's just being dead

So is this the new?

>>213424606 (OP)
brits won

>>213427972
grow up