>see giant fucking roach in front of me
>look away for a microsecond then back
>it’s gone

get dabbed on

>>213426997 (OP)
ITS FLYING TOWARDS YOU NIGGA

These are worse to me

>>213426997 (OP)
I miss waterbugs. I would rather see one lobster sized roach a week than two hundred g*rman roaches scattering every time you turn on the kitchen light
>>213427236
These are annoying but they're completely harmless

clean your room

>>213427259
>two hundred g*rman roaches scattering every time you turn on the kitchen light
you should get that checked out

>>213427259
I have a phobia of them. They're Satan's spawn.

>>213427303
that’s abnormal. Roaches on the other hand are supposed to disgust us because of their filthy habits

>>213427286
It's too late for me

>>213427318
Don't think I've actually ever seen a roach

>>213426997 (OP)
Imagine having this as your cat while high on psychedelics

>>213427318
>Roaches on the other hand are supposed to disgust us because of their filthy habits
al insects have filthy habits, they disgust you because of their size and scare you due to how fast they are

>>213427361
DUDE DRUGS LMAO

>>213426997 (OP)
Went back to Germany

>>213427333
It's possible you could find these ones in warmer areas. Like most roaches they can't survive in human homes and you're mostly going to see them in fields and woods. The ones that cause infestations are bastards that can survive the relatively arid conditions in your home and live off of wood glue and dust mite shit long enough to reproduce.

should've shot it when you had a chance

>>213427236
these are great guys and funny there is a roach in my sinks overflow and it always sticks its antennas out

Is this thread about lurking insects or hypnopompic hallucinations?

>>213426997 (OP)
I remember almost peeing my pants at night from strange sounds in my room, as if some monstrous worm or slug was trying to get into my window. It turned out to be just a fat moth flying and hitting the walls when the lights were out.