Thread 213430700

Poets' Corner edition

new thread, new me

>>213430557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCXnL8U6ops

New thread, same old despicable me

>lamb stew
welsh twat

>>213430516
aye

Thoughts on the pyramids lads?

the golden shores of north wales

french qt's

>>213430743
not real

ruby granger has just pledged to keep my balls empty
buzzing

>>213430743
would like to see them but apparently you can barely walk around in peace because the proud egyptian peoples are there scamming and begging all around

half Welsh and visit a lot but not never been north of snowdon

>>213430792
the north is the only part worth visiting

>>213430792
in wales or in the uk

>>213430743
Did you know that the pyramids were older to the Romans, than the Romans are to us.

The pyramids were built around 2600 BC - 2500 BC, so that's over 4,500 years ago.

>>213430743
Enduring proof of the industriousness of the Jewish race

Ruby Granger pretending she’s in Harry Potter in her 20s whilst mummy and daddy buy her multiple properties that she can get revenue from. Fucking BITCH

>>213430781
i've heard cairo described as the worst place on earth for these reasons

I just can't believe Sydney Sweeney is a MAGA brainrot retard.
Not that I expected her to be a woke or anything.

>>213430815
give it a rest

>>213430826
reckon thats not true, would rather go to cairo than some random somalian village

>>213430792
>half Welsh
they've got special needs schools to help you lot integrate better into society now don't they lad

>>213430833
you can't believe it, yeah?
>MAGA
>brainrot
>woke

Americanized freak

>>213430850
Exceptional banter
(replace exceptional with shit and tryhard)

>>213430833
She's from eastern Washington state, it's Rorke Heaven

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DEuMSDDiAcE
Rubes rejecting the mainstream media narrative

feels like i just wake up one day and there's a brand new phrase zoomers use and it's like everyone decided to use it overnight
the latest one is "crashing out"
noticed it a week ago and now everyone is saying it

oh, so you're a woke

First thing I do when I'm shagging a big titted blonde woman is discuss her political ideology

>>213430868
alright lad, won't piss in your daffodils again

curry for tea

>>213430833
she isn't. she's a beeb lover

It really is the hobbit calling the pot black

peter
!!

>>213430900
You don’t eat tea, you drink it, you northern ape

>>213430879
Oh don't tibb your freck

Post your fantasy football team then

>>213430915
holy crap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPKLDSifY0E

Get yours while you still can, lads

>>213430815
Seethe and cope, that luscious pink fannois would feel heavenly gripping my dick

>>213430924
poo
poo-poo-poo-poo
poo-poo-poo-poo
poo-poo

>>213430915
It is a peter in brit dot com :-0

>>213430945
heemed that cunt past the oort cloud

When I was 12 I had a poster from Wilko's of an alien and it said "I'm only here for the beer". Thought that shit was so funny haha simpler times I miss em x

Leftypol drinking curry

>>213430921
this sounds like something you'd hear in a top 10 scottish phrases (that people only say to be performatively scottish and pretty much never in daily use)

White boys are more worried about wearing dresses than propagating the white race

rubes in a congolese village right now getting her cunt torn to shreds by a big African fella named charles

that’s the morning haemorrhoid shit complete. life is good.

naked gun review pronto

thread just went mental

>>213430963
och ma boaby, on a shoogly peg, ah've git work in the moornin' etc

milk goes in the tea while brewing to flavour the milk unless its a strong tea then it goes at the end

>>213430915
weeder griffin

prefer my rooibos without milk

Ruby becoming paramount chieftainess

>>213430990
lmao they're definitely never saying that last one
lazy jocks right scunnered by a hard day's graft

Don’t mow my lawn. I like mowing my lawn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-m5RTM8d6A

Janny, I've been on my knees
Janny, I've been on my knees again
Janny, I've been on my knees

>>213430937
>442

>>213431020
44poo

>>213431024
dunelm

>>213430987
be patient my thoughts are due by COB tomorrow

You’ve done me an unkindness and now you will feel my wrath

damn he went through the humiliation ritual for nothing

wheater griffin

my distressed number nine T blows boomers minds

I am 40. I have been fighting fascism and racism and mysogyny all my fucking life. I raised my kids to do the same.

I can't tell you how mainstream this now has become. In all my days I was arguing with people and hoping for the best.

In all my years the absolute mainstreaming of the rhetoric on basic bitch media like BBC and ITV, let alone the bought channels. Nothing like what I've seen.

I can't do it anymore.

I've been literally going to my doctor depressed since Trump won.

People take up the fucking baton and fight.

I'm not old and decrepit. I work full time and have a full life and people who love me.

I literally don't see the point in me spending more of my prescious time on this earth opposing cunts. Another wave of shite has come. Prove me wrong. You fight. Oppose.

>>213431069
Wot

>>213431015
im fuckin your wife marty im fuckin your wife with my pickle marty

>>213431069
t. one of those wokes

>>213431048
she's quirked her last chungus

>>213430924
too many great hull city players to pick just XI

britfag on his way to Sydney, Australia to wrap his lips around my succulent BWC

didnt even try

>>213430931
>belgium
>france
normanbros...not like this....

These mongs who bring in and defend migrants should be legally liable for what they do

>>213431101
*redirects his flight to brisgayness*

>>213431106
total poof

>>213431130
powerful

>>213431048
theres unironically nothing wrong with sitting down and discussing the state of your relationship like adults, they just did it in a really cringey gay way

accidentally booked my taxi to scone palace in perth, scotland with a taxi company in perth, australia
little paki fella on the phone said it would be no problem and he'd have someone to pick me up in about 45 minutes

c u lads off to church
have a good one

>>213431130
ayo stop hogging the microphones man 2 microphones doesn't mean double the sound it's all 1s and 0s and shit

>>213431106
insane amount of bread

>>213431162
have fun mate

>>213431155
literally gay it turns out

>>213431130
so glad I never had kids. imagine bringing children into a world where these wankers not only exist, but aren't being brutally raped and murdered in the streets, baka

>>213431155
you'd like to think her being a closeted lesbian tranny would have come up in one of these talks but it never did for some reason

>>213431175
thanks :)

Free Shamima

rorke fantasising about public gay rape and murder

>>213431048
What makes Americans like this?

The kind of faux-confident "openness". It almost feels like an overreaction to the lasting effects that puritanism too boring for Europe has caused on their psyche.

Also I made a spag bol sandwich the other day it was banging.

>>213431048
I love that there's lads out there who keep up with these faggots life, so we can all have a good laugh at how these miserable sods turn out

>>213431162
have fun Godstime Chidiebube

get the JAV watched

life is but a dream

>>213431210
Why are you brown ma'am

>>213431216
mental

>>213431216
Rather die a virgin than have the gfe with these slags

What's a good ai porn generator?

>>213431048
A lot of women just don't like men and need to be compensated some how in order to spend time with us. Is what it is.

>>213431187
My kids would appreciate if you had some

>>213431208
come meet me in Sydney and I'll cave your head in with a ball pein hammer dog

>>213431262
loves his mummy

>pooped
>cleared my bowels
>want to poop again 5 mins later
Make it stop

>>213431262
wonder if it was his poo

>>213431259
wouldn't let my theoretical kids near your spawn you incel freak!

>>213431293
come meet me in Murray Bridge and i'll cave your head in with a cricket bat

cricket on soon

>>213431289
hot

>>213431311
coward, you'll never dare face me in combat

RORKE FIGHT
RORKE FIGHT
RORKE FIGHT

>>213431258
Men put up with women to have sex. Women put up with men to become mothers.

>>213431327
Reckon they can do it lad?

Need Root to not choke

i can smell shite

What's a good television series to watch?

>>213431374
Chernobyl

>>213431374
Little Lunch

>>213430700 (OP)
Early in the morning
Rising to the streets
Light me up that cigarette
I got strapped shoes on my feet
Got to find the reason
Reason things went wrong
Got to find the reason why my money's all gone

>>213431374
I liked the Terror
There's also this british zombie mini-series called Dead Set which was great

>>213430813
Not a race, they were a religious minority of egyptians originally

HNIC

>>213431374
dead like me

>>213431374
Gomorrah

I'm gonna rape leftypols mum, slash her throat, rip her tonsils out then piss down her gullet

can't believe england have shat the bed in this test

>>213431439
get this man housed fed and wanked

America's greatest artist was an Englishman
England's greatest artist was an American

>>213431461
fucks sake harvey

That just ain't right

>>213431461
HARVEY NO

my Anglo pride I will not hide
my Anglo race I will not disgrace

This country is a nightmare hellscape

>>213431504
Have some kids then

>>213431471
Even if it's not his poo he's probably responsible for that Joker's smile c-section scar
Must have looked like they were sawing her in half

>>213431517
no woman will breed with me thougheverbeit

>>213431520
Must have been like birthing an elephant

>>213431516
There's much worse

>my Angro plide I will not hide
>my Angro lace I will not disglace

The Israelis are going to orchestrate race wars across Europe to justify expansion in the Middle East. Foreseen it in a dream.

wish i could afford plastic surgery

>>213430792
yo momma got TAFFED

>>213431374
The lad on the right has sadly passed. Amazing actor.

>talk about my Anglo pride
>vile seething little nasty irish diasporats come flying into the thread seethinf and passing themselves with rage
fuck scatland too>>213431546

>>213431591
Women are such pigs. And I'm sure if pigs could they'd keep their room clean

>>213431598
blud went from rapist taxi driver to sleazy turk waiter

Post tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8z8hLvjb_U

all women are disgusting anyway. bleeding from your own genitals should be a crime

I am 40. I have been fighting fascism and racism and mysogyny all my fucking life. I raised my kids to do the same.

I can't tell you how mainstream this now has become. In all my days I was arguing with people and hoping for the best.

In all my years the absolute mainstreaming of the rhetoric on basic bitch media like BBC and ITV, let alone the bought channels. Nothing like what I've seen.

I can't do it anymore.

I've been literally going to my doctor depressed since Trump won.

People take up the fucking baton and fight.

I'm not old and decrepit. I work full time and have a full life and people who love me.

I literally don't see the point in me spending more of my prescious time on this earth opposing cunts. Another wave of shite has come. Prove me wrong. You fight. Oppose.

>>213431645
I'll body you and your faggot kids
TOTAL RACIST VICTORY

digital ID is coming

>>213431602
Mad how the fuckboy off the Danii Minogue music video died and the whole world grieved

>>213431645
OH TOMMY TOMMY

Rorke needs to start doing civil disobedience like the JustStopOil people but with thousands of white van men instead

any of you lot use soulseek?

https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o?si=iG6mPr3tF3liLsj6
ktim

reading some UN publications

>>213431645
you haven't been fighting shit cunt and you don't even have any kids. stop lying on the internet lil bro

watched lost in translation last night
god I love that film
cried a bit ngl

>>213431719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ski7d-HA2y4

>>213431746
boring film for boring queers

storm florist is on the way

exberg has a new bf and its a brutal mogging on my behalf, mad how she spent 4 years with me if she could attract someone like him

watched a film set in sicily and they all looked like muslims

Behold! The master race!

>>213431755
you are not an auteur appreciator of kino cinema

jews? yeah kill em!

got some americano instant coffee and it's crap

>>213431759
they do have moorish blood
t. lived in sicily

>>213431765
you're a childless little cretin who will never know the love of a woman or the children she can give you. do the needful. noose up and kick the stool out from under you

hmmmmm today I shall
....
...

Souther Italy is disgusting when compared to northern Italy

Ambient atmospheres >
Movies and Series >
Harry Potter
Studying at Hogwarts

got the tunes on

might give my acorn a smack

wish i was a woman desu. life would be so much easier

>>213431758
ex gf of 4.5 years?

Gonna play some boardgames with my friends later.
What do you recommend we should play?

meal deal for breakfast

>>213431837
It's WERE, you imbecile!

>implying you have friends
mate...

>>213431804
No need for comments like that

you boys doing alright over there across the pond? just checkin in and wondering

>>213431853
escape from atlantis

>>213431853
Squatter

this might sound retarded but I can't imagine breaking up with a woman
why were you even in the relationship in the first place?
just get a wife bro

>>213431876
my willy hurts

>>213431804
You don't know him

>>213431786
>instant americano
>a coffee that is normally an espresso with hot water added to make it weaker, and fill a bigger cup
not sure how that's supposed to work

>>213430879
Unc is fleecing, lol

>>213431876
yeah mate, living in hell, x
how are you?

>>213431891
rub some bengay on it youll be right as rain

Just showed Rorke's post to my wife and children

>>213430900
You put curry in your tea?

mental how completely unappealing to women I am

>>213431898
not bad. finished my night shift job and now im here at my pc drinkin whiskey+coke and enjoyin the cool night air through my window

exberg says I look like a model now but still won’t ask to get back together with me

>>213431876
which pond?

>>213431853
Traveller

>>213431943
Hey hey hey it's no time to be bandying anout insults

>he thinks he has a wife and children
meds! right the fuck now!

ramen scrandemic

>>213431733
Ah yes, the totally real publications that exist

eating crisps (they were part of my meal deal)

the watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtBU_pDVlR4

they hate to see a black man make it

>>213431786
What brand lad

>>213431896
Maybe they made a big Americano then evaporated the water and freeze dried what was left to turn it into instant coffee. I dunno.

>>213431936
atlantic pond. youre across the pacific pond. always wanted to visit australia personally but im too fucking broke

>>213431674
Dr. Hoendercamp, a camp where promiscuous women learn to gain self-control over their libido

pondering the 'fast. smoothie or fried eggs. quite the conundrum.

>>213431987
not too ugly for a yank house

>>213431985
mad how the UK is worse than colombia

>>213431987
nice house. like how your vehicle is the color of french's mustard

not even gonna bother applying to jobs today

>>213431987
Windows are a bit grim but I'm happy for that nigger

>>213431408
I started reading it before I watched it. Is the second season good? Einai kali h deyterh sezon, paliogamimene malaka?

>>213431988
that's just a dehydrated espresso with extra steps of adding then removing water
i think these people are just lying to you

>>213432030
can't you guys just stack the bennies and live in a council home?

>>213431958
*sad trumpet noise*

>>213431967
um that's a penis

Two-stage interview for a minimum wage warehouse job
what a fucking joke

>>213431739
do you reckon he posted that from the heart or something stupid idiot bastard

>>213432069
Get the crates stacked

>>213431988
cheapo one

>>213432069
I don't get interviewed, I'm forklift certified

>>213431969
cope
https://www.un.org/development/desa/pd/sites/www.un.org.development.desa.pd/files/unpd-egm_200010_un_2001_replacementmigration.pdf

>>213432069
sounds like it's quite dire over there. warehouse jobs around here pay enough to have fun money and a 1 room apartment (as long as you don't spend like a retard)

>>213432092
wrecked that cunt

>>213432098
You could get that if you live anywhere but the south, but then there's not many jobs about either

>>213432065
grow up

>>213432083
why not get a coffee machine lad? life's too short to be drinking shite coffee.

>>213432069
just not on, is it

>>213432018
wish our women looked as half as good as them

Camping in the new forest innit

>>213432083
Lidl's finest

>>213432138
not a milionaire am i

>>213432071
obviously he's a lying little rodent

what's happening with all that epstein business then? have yanks decided noncing is ok?

Basque cheesescake from woolies for dessert quite looking forward to it

>>213432193
wasnt real

sir router resetter

>>213432203
yes he was, i've seen pictures of him

>>213432069
used to be just a big group interview with a drug test and asking "do you *really* want this?

>>213432047
only if you arrived on a boat

sucking a coffee

>>213432193
turns out prince andrew didn't have sex with 17 year old models after all

>>213432215
no you didnt
be quiet

>>213432200
had it up to here with you and your shit

>>213432181
always think a thing like a coffee machine is fine to chuck a bit of money at cos you use it every single day. you mentally split the cost up by the number of times you use it it costs almost nothing.

>>213432083
instant coffee cappuccino recipe:
full mug of milk,
usual spoonful of the instant stuff,
sugar to taste
a twist of salt (essential)
no need to stir yet
heat it but don't overdo it. 1m30s usually more than enough
then stir and drink

bim bam boom
sussy, eh sussy
Vrooom sussy

>>213432222
>>213432069
lol mental innit

>>213432255
Leaf tier schizo posting from you tonight

>>213432069
two tier

>>213432069
Army of HR and middle managers keeping themselves in a job

watching Wolf of Wall Street on iplayer

seen it many times but to be honest it's not clear how many times I will need to see it before I too become rich

>>213432301
on a mad one

US national parks mog ours and it's not even close. Can't even camp and have a fire on most of our so called public land.

nowt to do today

>>213432238
but trump's a nonce yes?

>>213432356
we dont have any wilderness left it's just farmfields

>>213432356
>Can't even camp and have a fire on most of our so called public land.
I think you can camp on public land in Scotland. Lucky Scots.

2 tier 2 keirious

>>213432374
what are you on about you mong

>>213432356
fuck off go to america then you gay cringey bastard

>>213432388
hehehe nice one

>>213432356
don't be hard on yourself. USA is huge, UK is like the size of Minnesota, a state amongst 50 in USA. Your nation was also deforested centuries ago to support your massive navy.

was watching old totp episodes from 1998 the other night, that jayne middlemiss was a tasty lass

>>213432401
haha thanks x

>>213432388
Ejecto seato cuz

alright fine fuck sake ill order some lunch not that i want to though but i suppose since i have to ill just get it done

>>213432366
well, he did have 15 year old gfs
but I'm not a sociologist so I really can't say

>>213432395
it's literally correct
I think there's some untouched land down in cornwall or whatever and maybe in the highlands or shetland islands but that's it
everything else amounts to a worked field or just a big garden

>>213432386
Yeah but you can't have a fire unless you're at a campsite which allows them

>>213432414
really fancied her when i was a wee lad. there's pics of her with her tits out if you have a quick google.

remind me to clean the kitchen today lads.

>>213432410
you're right. I come from a long line of peasants so I shouldn't blame myself for this type of thing

>jayne middlemiss
english rose

>>213432410
Do you make use of your national parks?

>>213432297
for amazon once this black woman even got multiple tries to pass her drug test

>>213432431
you're a bit of a thicko aren't you lad

asian girls
white boys

>>213432460
are you speaking from experience? are you a pole that lived here and went back? tell me more

>>213432461
>ad hominem
not an argument
I accept your concession

>>213432275
did this during lockdown with instant coffee, warm milk and one of those electric mixers
didnt taste like a real latte but was still proud of it

>>213431374
Frasier

>>213432464
she did kung fu
he did mma
can I make it any more obvious

>>213432525
quite stylish

>>213432327
i jerk off at least twice a day

>>213432478
Yeah had the same warehouse job in-between college/uni semesters a few times, each interview stage was just filling in documents in a group, peeing in a cup, and watching a training video on lifting stuff. One guy literally put his hand up and asked "see if you don't pass the drug test, does that mean you don't get the job?" and walked out when they said yeah that's how it worked
im actually a Brit who moved to Poland, though

>>213432455
it's tough for poor folk to take some time to enjoy good nature. lucky for me i got a pond 10 miles away that has plenty of bluegill and bass

>>213432458
i have a few times. crater lake national park was the most memorable to me. water is so clear that even when standing at the rim of the caldera, you can see the bottom of the lake. super cool.

someone please get a minecraft server going

Sell me this pen

>>213432536
grim

>>213432556
why

>>213432543
chris? you're black mate leave poland alone

>>213432543
>One guy literally put his hand up and asked "see if you don't pass the drug test, does that mean you don't get the job?"

>>213432069
You can have my job. They'll let anybody in as long as one of us leaves.

>>213432575
would be fun init

>>213432590
alri christopher lambert

>>213432605
no there would be evil people who would destroy my houses and harm me

>>213432543
funny thing about warehouse jobs in USA, specifically midwestern-north region, it's an open secret that 75% of the employees are high on the job.

>>213432620
>>213432620
>>213432620

>>213432582
yes that's me am chris

>>213432092
Yeah, John McAfee's ghost just jumped out of the closet and made my computer explode

Scammed an old bloke on ebay by sending him a damaged item without telling him
I have 10 days until I get away scot free following the returns period