Thread 213432620

nobbly bobbly edish

poo smells lmao

might donate to wikipedia

>>213432630
why

i can't get no girlie action

right then, time for bacon and eggs and a soss or two

>>213432630
I got paid about £400 for a job in bitcoin around the pandemic. Had no idea how to turn it into money, no one was any help, spent all day trying, so just gave it to Wikipedia.

>>213432662
sc

eating cheese before bed in hopes of having the dream where i'm happily married with children to my ex

>>213432619
Had a friend that worked in the Vegas Amazon and someone sliced open his wrists with one of these in the toilets.
Can't imagine the determination it took to do that.
Also never saw a drug test while working although they're supposed to be done randomly. Probably a lot of them were on something, most the people there were random Euros like Polish and Spanish. Bet it's full of blacks now.

>>213432656
good breakfast. i think i might cook me up some of that and have a few ciggies as desert

starting a 'craft world

>>213432716
please let me join

translation: another incel weekend alone in my soiled boxroom

I say lads we really need to adopt the washlet in our countries. I suffer from chronic poopy butt that needs at least 5 or 6 odd sprays before I can even THINK about wiping.

Poo smells lol

>>213432691
make sure you bring waterskins

poowanking niggerarse from my bumhole

>>213432687
crazy shit. I can definitely see something like that happening in the warehouse I was at in my early 20s. Always because of money owed. Funny thing, most productive warehouse guys were smoking crystal meth in the bathroom on break. White and Mexican methheads carried more than half the work load

poo nigger

>>213432726
Join my 'nite server instead please!

my 2013 mexican arctic white fender stratocaster has turned yellow

>>213432676
>dairy
>saturated fat
>lactose
>casein
not good

>>213432762
ok

>>213432767
woke freak

143 days until Christmas

>>213432767
i can eat all that stuff because i'm not a paki

>>213432783
fuck offfff

find myself strangely uninterested in football lately. usually quite look forward to the start of the season.

hey ofcom
gargle my balls

>>213432812
it's shit now, has been for a while

>>213432812
the soul's gone

>>213432812
good, you've grown up

>>213432754
You need to be either autistic, poor, or on drugs to put up with that.
Kind of fun packing boxes until they do shit like wheel around a really shit speaker for "prime day" to boost morale, which actually makes you more miserable. The best bit was the canteen since they had surprisingly good food. I'd rather that than an email job if the money was better.
Scratched some swastikas into an order of desk fans being sent to Israel from the UK once and panicked that they'd know who did it. Not sure why. Not sure why a British FC was even sending stuff to Israel.

>>213432828
Right there officer.

Which far right political parties are you lads interested in?

>>213432620 (OP)
they're absolutely fucking foul

>>213432850
poo party

>>213432852
wash your mouth out

>>213432850
the kill niggers party

>>213432863
sc

>>213432850
Party for the Preservation of an Englishman's Ancient Right to Bear Sporks

>>213432850
Ofcom nationalist party

>>213432812
ktim, just not worth getting worked up over. still watch it but it's not that important

>>213432822
happens to men constantly during puberty
women are just pussies

me? I don't make the new threads. that's a job for the help i.e. the irish and scots

I usually don't post here, I consider it a waste of time. But considering it might soon be very difficult to post here from the UK, I kinda feel like spending time on /brit/'s short remaining time around has extra value.

>>213432878
why you keep posting average looking Asian women

bloke over the road always has a ciggie hanging out his mouth

>>213432934
poo

>>213432850
the Palestine Above All Else party

Thanks to the new regulations in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, I've managed to wean myself off the hardcore pornography to which I'd been addicted for so many years.

In a way, you could say that thanks to OFCOM I've gone off cum. Ha!

>>213432934
you've been seen here many a time

Oh my fucking days blud

>>213432840
it wasn't a bad job and the methheads were funny. and lol, good on you for the graffiti on the fans that is funny. eventually i found a security position at a meat packing plant that paid more than me moving boxes. so now i sit on my ass and bullshit with truck drivers. the slavic truckers that come from chicago have a lot of personality and are interesting.

>>213432947
based

>>213432812
it’s not for us (natives) any more lad
they despise us and they’ve made that very clear
in hindsight cheering on millionaire braindead africans kicking a sack of air about was never best pastime anyway
that aside the games and seasons as a whole just aren’t entertaining anymore anyway

Sheffield Wednesday about to be liquidated after 158 years

poo chirping

ROAR

sc

going to poland next week any tips for krakow? already booked auschwitz, theres a salt mine but not that interested

>>213432993
schrignugh

>>213432996
they've got a lot of trains you could jump in front of

i only care about football during the world cup and the euros coz I like to get lairy towards other countries
don't actually even know the rules x

went to do a fart and thought i'd accidentally followed through, but it was just a gas bubble caught betwixt my chubby bum cheeks

>>213432970
security sounds like a dream job since you get paid to do pretty much fuck all the whole night and if anything bad happens you just phone the police
at the warehouses in britain polish, romanian etc. lorry drivers get called flip-flops because they always wear these

fingering through my eyebrows and watching dandruff sprinkle out

>>213433070
sc

wtf does sc mean anyway

Daturatoil soon come

>>213432996
reckon there must be loads of those massage places you can get an oily wank from a topless eastern euro slag for like 50 euro there

>>213432996
The Salt Mine is beautiful, they have a cathedral inside that looks like Moria. Near Schindlers' factory there's a good industrial bar with food trucks and great beer. The Cracow Shooting Academy has the best gun variety out of all the options so go there for it.
Never been to Auschwitz so can't comment, only drove through the town once.

>>213433080
short for screaming

>>213433080
sc

>>213433093
that's mongy even for /brit/

I suffer in Scotland

>>213433102
sybau

Screaming

no pollen update?

in the bath looking at my comically small willy and balls and screaming

rewatching the lord of the rings trilogy, startling lack of diversity in it really

>>213433088
It's legal, yeah. Cheaper than €60 in some places if you want some disinterested Ukrainian student to do it for you.

Thoughts?

screamed at every single post in this thread. my neighbours must think i'm being murdered. you lads really are the living end.

>>213433135
the orcs are you know whats

>>213433164
illegal image

all in all it's just another kick in the balls

>>213433164
lmao

>>213432958
So THIS is rorke

>>213433170
NIGGERS?
are the orcs NIGGERS are they?
NIGGER orcs? might as well call it lord of the NIGGERS

>>213433214
that would make sense if it was lord of the orcs

>>213433041
wearing flip flops and socks as we speak

can't finish unless theres a woman getting her face dunked in a bowl of urine

watched a 19 year old ukranian get doubled analed then pissed on on sxyprn when she clearly wasn't enjoying it recently
wonder was she displaced because of the war or if they filmed it there

love love LOVE inclement love high winds, love snow, love hail, love thunderstorms, love torrential rain, love talking about the weather love looking out at the weather

>>213433109
get your kite out

Today has a bit of a Men's Mental Health Sunday feeling for some reason. Hope everyone's holding on out there.

Get the fucking tasha's posted

>>213433238
not a fan of any kind of flip flop or sandal
people say they're comfy yet i don't feel the same
what are your reasons for doing it?

angela rayners islamophobia law will slam the door shut on criticism of the biomass

>>213433089
thank you i will go to the salt mine

>>213433266
coooorr name?
sounds like sofa weber but she's russian

>>213433080
Starcraft

convinced we have a muslamic occupied government

picking a spot on my bum cheek

>>213433043
The weak must fear the strong

Korone's invading stormveil, she just beat the banished knight in the dark room x

>>213433317
Do you like the Witcher? There's a Witcher themed pub called Tawerna Wilczy Dol (The Wolf's Pit) where you can drink potions and do archery.

what's up with jeets lads
they're all like
*jibber jabbers incoherently in brownspeak*
and you're like
"yeah?"
and they're like
*continues to jabber in brownspeak with increased volume*

>>213433297
just feel like I get the benefits of being bare foot without the risk of getting shit on my feet

>>213433342
s-sure haha
*nervously throws phone into river*

>>213433240
who's this then?

>>213433333
CHECKing your bumhole is nice anon x

>>213433333
CORRR CHECK THOSE QUINTS

don't think the steroids are working

yer da drowned in storm floris

>>213433369
She's going to breed the white race out of existence.

>>213433229
Mad how 4 (FOUR) times he couldn't take Jerusalem and had to ransack Constantinople, and we are meant to be OK with the latter because "christians will be christians"

ding a dong every hour

is spitting a fetish among the zoomerfolk now?

>>213433229
My elden ring build x

how often do you lads cut your nails

what, in your opiniom, is the best female phenotype to shag?

>>213433438
latin

>>213433437
when they need it

Lovely Emma x

>>213433438
yer maws

>>213433437
i bite them incessantly so there's never any need to cut

>>213432954
Not lately akshully

>>213433427
yeah see it quite often, women just spitting into their hand or at the camera
some of em just dribble it down their chin like spastics
vile slags

>>213433458
snub nailed freak

>>213433266
>sxyprn
What VPN did you use?

might watch that happy gilmour two

Death can't come soon enough

IS PEPES PERI PERI OPEN ON SUNDAYS

>>213433438
the one who loves me for who i am

>>213433438
petite, slim tummy, nice pert bum, handful of b-c cup tits, pretty face

Getting a bit worried that eventually all porn sites are gonna be blocked.

What are the chances new ones will spring up?

>>213433438
Bubbly

>>213433115
PULL UP TO MY BUMPER BABY
IN YOUR LONG BLACK LIMOUSINE
PULL UP TO MY BUMPER BABY
AND DRIVE IT IN BETWEEN

>>213433438
2D

british population could actually be 10x greater than is being reported

End me and my suffering

taking a sleeping pill (zopiclone)
they don't put me to sleep but they calm me right down

Do we have any foreigners in the thread tonight? If so, please put up your hands. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our thread. I don't want you here, in the room or in my thread. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch's our man. I think Enoch's right, I think we should send them all back. Stop /brit/ from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep /brit/ white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. /brit/ is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is /brit/, this is a white thread, we don't want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. /brit/ is for white people, man. This is /brit/, a white thread, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? Throw the wogs out! Keep /brit/ white!

>>213433360
sounds gay as all hell

>>213433523
read some marcus aurelius and soldier on like a man you hysterical nigger

>>213433494
What's life like in Malaysia?
Thoughts on SIngapore?

Why are there a couple of lads talking about vtubers and drama. Is it a new gimmick or what

>>213433514


>>213433509
Bookmarked 100+ doujins earlier, I'm not worried. They won't for come anime

done fuck all on my days off again

mum's caught me playing blue archive
gotta be out the house by the time she's back from work tomorrow

>>213433538
tell me what you want and i can help you

just sweaty palmed catberge

>>213433588
>not taking your trinity students to church with you every Sunday
You're own fault

>>213433584
award

>>213433620
>You're

>>213433438
Depends. My absolute favourite is blonde with the eastern germanic/slavic pointy nose, like that one german woman posted in some webms, she was posted yesterday or the day before again I think.

>>213432958
Olivia Sykes <3

think i'll quit vaping after i finish this one off, been wheezing like an emphysematic octogenarian lately

>>213433115
She looks like a panther. What are you screaming about?

I support Russia!

they could be importing 100,000 palestinians as we speak and covering it up

>>213433438
Mate I'll shag anyone.

>>213433527
Do we have a bootleg for that?

>>213433568
Well I'm poor and I like to sing

Yt pipo be gettin babysitters fo they pets

>>213433692
elton john

>>213433568
it's alri i suppose. you can get cheap and tasty food easily here but the weather is too hot for my liking
>Thoughts on SIngapore?
i've never left my state so i dont really have any opinions on it

>>213433686
even an absolute slampig rotter?

nth for the gyaldem

I be placin' snitches inside lakes and ditches
And if I catch AIDS, then I'ma start rapin' bitches

>>213433342
*takes picture of my erect penis*

>>213433676
Right, because it's the Palestinians who migrate to Europe. Also, stop saying "imported" when referring to people

>>213433620
church is no place for a repulsive slug like me

gordon ramsay undercover /brit/ food tasting

>>213433714
Reckon it should dissolve as a country.

might become extremely morbidly obese so i can get disability bennies and never leave my bed again

>>213433717
Pierce Brosnan's ears puckering right up at this.

And how do you feel about that?

>>213433733
Wrong

>>213433750
wow
fuck me

Would like to try going to church, but I wouldn't even know what to do. I'm so socially awkward I don't go to the pub because I don't want to have to interact with the bouncer.

what do you lads reckon is more difficult

Getting good at writing
Or finishing a novel?

>>213433775
>"and the religion argument?"
>been going on for 8 years, chef
oh fuck off

>>213433783
You just sit and read innit

>>213433783
>but I wouldn't even know what to do
Just go and sit you don't have to do anything else.
Assuming you mean a Catholic church and not some pozzed Anglican or 'gospel' place.

>>213433783
They'll welcome you with open arms

>>213433783
You just sit and listen lad

any Leeds man in? i remember i was out there one night and there was a bouncer wearing a cowboy hat. he was about 6’4. can’t remember the name of the club though

>>213433799
Where do I sit?
What do I wear?
Where do I go?
What if people ask me questions?
What if everyone knows what they're doing and look at me like "Who's this joker?"

>>213433831
it's a fucking church they'd accept anyone that's the point

SMILEEEEE AND BLOW ME

>>213433831
What Smiths song is this?

>>213433831
>Where do I sit?
On a chair
>What do I wear?
Normal clothes
>Where do I go?
Church
>What if people ask me questions?
Depends on the questions
>What if everyone knows what they're doing and look at me like "Who's this joker?"
Nobody knows what they're doing

>>213433783
you sit and then the most important part is when the "donation" fella comes around and you have to give him all the money in your wallet or you go to hell as per his words

>>213433812
Larper

[gets up from the pews and starts singing some jive wog gospel soul sista hymns]

How do I know which church to go to?

just saw a telly ad for the advertising standards agency. cannot fathom why they bother paying to advertise.

>>213433887
Anglicans are the larpers

>>213433756
Become an absolute unit lad

>>213433592
that wasnt me calling it gay, my friends like the witcher so will probably look at that too

im an alcoholic, i take it there are loads of pubs to drink in at night? is there anywhere that does live music? i went to berlin last year and the bars were dogshit i ended up drinking in the hotel room

vgh...

Church and heavy metal are two of the most welcoming communities. Such a shame they have beef with each other.

>>213433936
Its all the same shit anyone who argues about technicalities in theology isn't going to heaven

>>213433089
My friends and I lived the salt mine. I'd like to go back to Poland sometime. I've never been to Auschwitz either.

>>213433943
one time a woman hit my heels with a trolley in tesco and i didn't know what to do so I just sprinted down the aisle

roke

>>213433980
So you believe Thomas Aquinas is in Hell do you?

>>213433831
>Where do I sit?
Ask them, churches often have people welcoming churchgoers
>What do I wear?
Casual to smart casual, depends on the church
>Where do I go?
Local denomination you fancy or the closest local, depends where you fancy
>What if people ask me questions?
You can just be polite they won't be pushy
>What if everyone knows what they're doing and look at me like "Who's this joker?"
That's just your brain worms, they won't judge. But if they do then you need might've attend a shit church or one with a few bad apples. Don't beholden to shit churches, just leave

>>213433980
if hell is real the entire point of life is to avoid hell which is depressing

>>213434008
Yeah and augustine and john calvin and martin Luther

>>213433949
Yeah the square is full of live music venues for tourists, especially the Irish places (don't go to Bulldog though, Bull Bar/Ronnie Drews is nicer and is actually Irish-owned not Polish/Ukrainian. Banialuka is a great place for quality cheap pints, if you want to stand next to a sticky table then Pijalnia is fine, people call it the Polish Spoons but it's nothing like Spoons. There's a place called "Free Pub" that's also cheap and a bit of a dive, but it's pretty fun. Local alkies go there a lot so you know it's legitimate. Beer prices sadly went up a lot over the last few years.
There's also a place called "Stay Port" (old port) that has a nautical theme. It was popular with sailor types and they play sea shanties. It's really nice and quite cheap but the toilets stink of old shite.
There's a nice riverside bar called Hala Forum that's also nice in the warmer months.
If you like beer you can't suffer here, although my favourite brewery shut down at the start of the year.

>>213434051
what about john constantine

>>213433714
Thoughts on roti jalal?

>>213434051
Sounds like you're doing the same thing you condemn them for.

Barbeques, 4x4s and classic rock. Dadcore.

if you work/pray really hard and live in hell/hell for like ... 70 years maybe god/your boss will let you into the special place/get a raise and you'll be able to look down on everyone else, deal?

love having net curtains you can see out but they can't see in

>thEreS a stIgMa aRouNd talKinG aBouT YoUr MEntul ELF if uR a blOke

Sick of this gay narrative being pushed on tv and social media. There hasn't been a stigma for years because gay celebrities have pushed it into normality and channels like ITV won't SHUT THE FUCK UP about it.

It's just such a boring talking point.

>LITTLE DEANO CUD AV GOT ELP FOR HIS MENTUL ELF BUT HE WOZ TOO EMBARRASED TO SAY OWT

Shut up.

>>213433527
He died 20 years ago mate

>>213433783
Bouncer at a pub? Only in the city on a weekend i can imagine

>>213433906
Look churches in your areas social media pics and chose ones that makes you most comfortable via vibes and start from there

>>213433831
>What if everyone knows what they're doing and look at me like "Who's this joker?"
my grandad's started going to church? haha (he says that a lot)

>>213433783
You have to shake hands with and say hello to the people you are sitting near.

>>213433864
HOWLING

>>213432638
They wear you down with all the begging

>>213434097
Piss be with you

hairberg's been getting curly lately, might start cutting it like benedict cumberbatch when he played sherlock

>>213434077
Mates.
Madris.
Mental health.
Multiple SSRIs.

>>213434124
and with you, be piss

need to go do family bits at quarter past two

just tossed jimmy wales a tenner which should cover the wikipedia servers the next 6 years

imagine how rorke would look sitting alone in a cafe reading lol

You're never going to make the underclass less violent and antisocial by trying to convince them to talk about their feelings because they're just genetically prone to pointless aggression. Talking about your mentul 'elf is a normal people thing.

Holodem ASMR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1ffz3ADSNI

>>213434077
The 'help' is a prescription for 50mg sertraline and being put on a waiting list to speak to a non-doctor in 6+ months for 6 sessions of them telling you to breathe in for four seconds, hold for four seconds, then out for four seconds. That plus them telling you to imagine you were standing on a beach and asking you to name something you could: smell, see, hear, and touch. Sorry your 6 sessions are up I hope you've taken something away from all this.

Anime incels must swing

i've got 4chan brainrot

>>213433720
Damn, imagine if she airbrushed that image

>>213434178
Side effects clearly include making you a fucking boring bastard

>>213434147
gave a fiver the other year and the cunt won't stop emailing me

>>213434059
thank you, this is very useful information. 2 other points i could ask google but you're there so i might as well ask you; do you tip in restaurants and should i use trams or taxis or walk everywhere?

>>213434178
Tbh actually doing CBT makes a big difference. Although it doesn't fix the world for you, it makes you better at dealing with it.

>>213433751
yh......
>>213434067
it’s meh imo. you’ve got to eat it hot or the texture gets weird when it’s cold. i prefer roti canai especially when you dip it in goat curry

I love my Japanese girlfriend. I call her “princess” and I give her pats on the head. When it’s hot out, she takes out a little towel from her purse and wipes me down. Have you ever dated outside of your culture, anon?

>>213434285
corr

our bekah

if you have mental health you should cook and that will make it better
im making lamb stew :)

>>213434285
booboid
fannoid
tummyoid

>>213434319
What if I have physical health?

What's the ACTUAL cure to the unstable nerves that so many /brit/izens are afflicted with?

>>213434319
mentals should just do heroin every night. would give them something to look forward to at the end of the day. less dangerous than alcohol long term if you avoid an overdose.

>>213434343
make lamb stew :)

>>213434319
It's true all the most miserable people I know have a terrible diet.

>>213434238
You don't need to tip. I only tip in a few places because I really like the staff and I've been going there for years, plus they treat me well. Some tourist spots add it to your bill without asking, usually about 10% to watch out for that. Service in Poland is quite bad because Poles are miserable, and these days you have a lot of Ukrainians and they're even more miserable + they don't care. Only tip if the waitress has a cute smile or if it's a man that's sound basically.
For transport it depends on how long you're here for and where you need to go. The old town is quite small and you can walk it really easily. Trams/buses are handy for all the other bits, but right now and until September the major Tram line between the Old Town and the Commie Nowa Huta is severed for renovations. If you stick to the city centre/old town + kazimierz then you can walk it all and take trams for the rest. If you need a Taxi take Bolt rather than Uber because it's cheaper. I do this to get to/from the airport or if I'm in a hurry. If you buy a physical ticket for public transport remember to validate it in those little yellow boxes, if you don't you can get a fine when inspectors get on. They don't care if you're a foreigner or a child, fining people is their life goal.

>>213434356
A right good dicking!

Pissed the bed last night it's went through the mattress and is dripping off the other side dunno how to combat this situation

>>213434319
>4 hours of cooking for 20 minutes of eating
err... no thanks

yeah mate taking 3 SRRIs will make the climate not shite, will make crime go down, will allow you to buy a home and will get you a fair paying job
its just one chemical in your brain AND not environmental factors out of your control

>>213434356
This >>213434289

>>213434394
iron it out to evaporate the piss

sc

>>213434396
gonna be seven actually, this little bastard going straight in the slow-as-fuck cooker

>>213434396
This attitude is why British home cooking is rightly derided the world over.

>>213434394
suck it out

For the lad who posted the UN study titled Replacement Migration pdf.

Of course states will do or try to do anything in their power to lower wages, whether direct wages or indirect wages (welfare/anything to do with labour reproducing). We know that there needs to be a pool of people from where bosses replace workers, unemployment is necessary to a certain level for capitalism to function unhindered.
What you are implying, the replacement of the white race, firstly is neither mentioned in the study (seeing as it includes Korea and Japan in the case study), nor is what is the true wager behind your rhetoric: the true wager remaining the subjugation and oppession of the working class, internantional as it has ALWAYS been in its composition. Whether agrarian versus urban or citisen versus immigrant, it has ALWAYS been the case that THAT is the way the bosses can wield the "replacement" card over our heads and the answer has ALWAYS been the FUCKING UNITY OF THE PROLETARIAT.

>b-but muh rapes
>b-but muh knife crime

We have skynet and bbc news for that, we don't need you spewing the same vitriol too.

Have tried citalopram, sertraline and mirtazapine and they do absolutely nothing whatsoever reckon i'm not depressed i am just living and everybody is equally miserable

need to start making faggots again

>>213434457
kys

drank a monster 12 hours ago and i'm still buzzing and only slept for 4 hours
need an energy drink expert (mousey) to weigh in

>>213434468
Medication cannot fix or solve your anguish. It only serves as a boost to your own efforts of making your situation better and aiding you to accept your situation.

>>213434468
True, you can't fix chemically what is a social or personal problem.

>>213434474
Find an LGBT wife

>>213434503
I drink 3 and then go to bed

>>213434474
what youre mother said to me (your father) last night

>>213434383
excellent. i hope this gun place you've recommended does not do a background check of uk medical records

>>213434485
Done you haven't I? Yeah, go read some Oswald the mouse

>>213434474
starting up a discord server?

GYATT

there's never any decent cams on sundays

mad that yanks can be shopping in walmart and can buy a gun at the same time

>>213434530
They don't. I would go more often but I'm afraid of going alone, you see.
They offer historical guns like the M1 Garand which is really cool, if you know guns they will talk to you about them. I'd take a taxi there because the public transit options are shit. You need to take a tram and then walk by the motorway for a while. I can stand it because it's near my office, but I hate it.

>In most cases, the potential support ratios could be maintained at current levels by increasing the upper limit of the working-age population to roughly 75 years of age

Ah yes, we definitely don't see pensions disappearing. Better blame the immigrants.

>>213434406
For real though the cure to being a doomer is literally just go have sex. It’s that simple.

let's play geoguessr

when ur ready
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>>213434720
bit early there mate

bastid weather so much for summer

>>213434720
steady on

>>213434720
what's this joker doing?

dumb and dusted