hi my name is doge

>>213438409 (OP)

*gives you this look from across the room*

>>213438352
China is unironically freer.
This country is a complete hell.

ION THINK Y'ALL HERT DAT

we ain't goin' to heaven

The other day I installed Remnant 1 on my Linux install, runs great as expected but I've not played shooters in so long my aim's gone so far down the shitter

A report from the Starmerite think tank Labour Together recently called for No 10 to make digital ID a “top prime ministerial priority” and begin a “fundamental transformation in the way British citizens interact with the government”.

No 10 strategists are convinced that public opinion has shifted since the last Labour government proposed ID cards and that voters would be broadly supportive of a digital system that made accessing the public services more convenient.

A poll for More in Common last year found 53% of people backing digital IDs, with only 19% opposed. Six former home secretaries have urged the government to introduce a universal system to drive efficiency in the public sector, cut fraud and tackle illegal immigration.

Boomers literally used to just phone a mate out of the blue and ask how they're doing . The fuck was wrong with them?

im so terrible at fashion i try and dress nice for something and end up looking like a nonce I hate my life so much

your digital ID will be linked to your social media, your bank accounts, and facial recognition drones

having negative thoughts about the government

just want to win the lottery lads

FAST AND FURIOOOOOUSSSS
DICK
DICK
DICK

rorke's been a crazy dita,
posts "it's over", makes you wonder,
where's that pic?
where's that pic

>>213438474
I still phone my family every week or so just for a chat and im only 32 years young

>>213438467
>Linux
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

>>213438456
Unironcially true. At least with Chinas authoritarianism they get to built railways and skyscrapers and have a middle class.
We just get poo in our rivers

not a word

much new
so wow

>>213438491
i don't have social media

he has been a crazy dita though

>>213438491
and the moment you criticise lord keir you will have your bank account frozen

>>213438474
boomers didnt have internet or high tech

wondering whether I should grow up or not

>>213438474
A weird breed them lot.
They would marry a woman that they hated. Worked at a job they hated for 45 years then get bored when retiring.

hyped for bf6 hope its as good as bf1 the best fps ever made

>>213438535
that gives women the ick mate

smugglers beware! sir keir is coming for you. be very afraid

>>213438561
yes yes goy please purchase the new slop

i'm 4k recording

>>213438455
What happened to men like this?

Where are these specimens nowadays?

>>213438507
erm... I'm not using a GNU based distro...

>>213438571
not putting an end to the actual act though of course

>>213438564
don't give a fuck what women think

>>213438596
What are you using then?

woman i know updated her FB status and reading through the lines you can tell she's getting battered

>>213438491
What can we do?
I plan to not comply and I'll probably get thrown in jail but I mean in terms of complete overthrow

you've got to admit that he's been a crazy dita. you've got to admit that at least.
oh come on. oh come on now, mate. come on mate, he has, and you know it. we all do, we all can see how crazy he's behaving. he's been a crazy dita, and it's made me wonder where's that pic. because rorke came in here mate, and you saw him with your own eyes, he came in here and he said "it's over" then pointed towards where you'd expect a picture to be but he didn't have a picture at all.

i thought you niggas would be using vpn. did you doxmaxx?

>>213438606
england lost again huh

>>213438571
>Allow 16 year olds to vote
>Ban them from wanking or listening to Spotify

Not the brightest fella, our Keir

Pakistan or India lads, whose side are we on???

>>213438603
alpine

>>213438571
Boat gangs? SMASHED

>>213438571
all of this is good sir kier starmer the queer harmer is the best pm we've had for decades

>>213438603
ok you got me I am
but I could've been using alpine linux

>>213437442
Thoughts?

>>213438624
same thing innit

>>213438624
hope they both nuke each other

Crazy how literally everything people predicted in 2020 is coming true.
>Digital ID
>Complete censorship

Just prepare for the end lads

haven't had a single beer in 2 months
horrific

seasideMARK doing handstands on the sofa. Suffering with (SVT) Supraventricular tachycardia. De lads

>>213438655
unironically true. muslims value blind obedience and worship of their prophet

going to prepare for the end.. just like with covid.. any day now

>>213438671
barricading my gaff as we speak

>>213438627
>>213438641
Fascinating
I tried Void a while ago but think I'm too retarded for it
Might try Alpine for fun later

The most useful skill in life? Networking. Connecting with others. You go through almost 20 years on schooling and don't get a single lesson on how to close a deal.

>>213438681
same haven't had a single, i've had a hundred
haha ;)

wank then shower or shower then wank?

Are these shorts fashionable I feel they look silly

>>213438725
Hope you've been enjoying them my lad
Will be on them tonight to break the pattern

>>213438730
you wanna buy yourself a pair of these mate

>>213438699
alpine is mainly used as a base image for containers because it's small. could be fun to use it as a daily driver.

>>213438474
on the train the other day and a lad sat behind me did this back to back with 4 different people he knew, family and friends. Never seen anything like it. Literally phoned them up, asked how they're doing, hashed out a 5-10 min conversation then wrapped it up and dialled the next person immediately after hanging up on the last.

next-level relationship maintaining I swear. This man had fully embraced the Mates, Madri and Mental Health mantra and was keeping 4 whole relationships ticking over in the span of a 25 minute train ride. I'm sure he'd had phoned more had the train not pulled into the station. Made me reflect on how I never phone anyone and I'm a friendless loser.

People hate the online safety act and the ever encroaching government rule but they do nothing but sit on my arse and complain online
brought this on myself really

>>213438755
Dumb gimmick
You’d have your phone posted downwards if you were taking a pic of your shoes

>>213438755
corr scran

>>213438730
spongebob aa shorts

>>213438624
pakistan number 1

>>213438727
wank, arse play and then shower

>>213438755
really really bad gimmick

this is the wrong thread

>>213438730
>those pockets
no man, don't

>>213438785
>yank says dumb thing while accusing thing of being dumb
always a favourite
the point of the gimmick is it's accidentally posting an old selfie from your gallery, not that you've just taken a photo of your shoes to post to /brit/ and accidentally used the selfie cam

need a wee
will it be a sit down wee or a stand up wee who knows

>>213438409 (OP)
hi doge

>>213438758
Would be a good excuse to learn how to use containers
I also need to set up an mpd server for my music library
So many little projects and so little time

>>213438762
this is normal people who cant chat on the phone are freaks

hong konger proto gf asking me if ive read the dao. i only know english babe x

>>213438727
wank in the shower for me
like to put the shower head on high pressure and shoot the jet down my japs eye

Love a sit down piss

Feels good man

>>213438785
idiot

>>213438839
hiya

>>213438828
I thought they were trendy nowadays

>>213438762
Sounds fucking exhausting. Don't know how normgroids do it

am gay

>Dumb gimmick
>You’d have your phone posted downwards if you were taking a pic of your shoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tUctFu46_c

scranning a poo bardley walsh gay porn
>>213438900
sc

>>213438877
Simple silhouettes are trendy. That's simple shapes with no textures. Small and tight upper half, baggy lower half. Like a cartoon character.

Life would be so easy if I looked like Mads Mikkelsen

washing machine going absolutely bloody mental

new beta squad video is fire. AJ on a mad one

>>213438877
no, they'll make you look either autistic or boomer

mumberg: boils onions in water instead of using olive oil because its "fattening/unhealthy"
also mumberg: makes an entire garlic flatbread to munch on while cooking
A youth spent eating saltless boiled vegetables. 20th century diet fads have done untold damage. still fucking my life up decades on.

Dame Judi Dench - Send in the Clowns

Mad how I might rewatch Mad Men again

>>213438755
Legendary gimmick

bird sitting on the washing machine coz it feels good on her fangina

ROOOOOOOOOOOORKE
I SAW YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
I SAW YOU BEING A CRAZY DITA
I SAW YOU MAKE THE ERRONEOUS POST
YOU CAME IN HERE
YOU SAID IT'S OVER
YOU POINTED TOWARDS YOUR PIC
THERE WAS NO PIC
AND YOU MADE ME WONDER WHERE'S THAT PIC?
WHERE'S THAT PIC?
SO FUCK OFF

>>213438965
watch true grit instead lad

yhe containres

>>213438981
sc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohxMZZGc4JA

the accrington scranley

>>213438955
Mumberg never used to preheat the oven when cooking for me and my brother

Can any blond British lad post shirtless pics here, please?

>>213439009
why

>yhe containres

>>213438990
already seen it, decent fillum x

>>213438999
looks like a poo

>>213438955
>did you add salt to the pasta
>*twists the salt mill once into two litres of liquid*
>yeah

I gave twin peaks a go and it is gay as fuck
Can't believe I actually listened to some faggot nonce freak in here that recommended it to me
Sometimes I forget that 4chan isn't a normal place and is full of utter freaks

>>213439016
Because I want to fap to you

linuxcels will seem cool at first and then be like yeah my computer is full of demons

>>213438955
Is she fat?

Are you fat?

>>213439018
poosc

the haircut

>>213439023
seen both versions?

>>213439053
she is
i'm not :)

I'm just staying on Windows 10 and that's that I'm afraid

>>213439043
Stick to Marvel mate it's more your speed

>>213439063
no actually
don't like john wayne films though find him annoying

>>213439004
Did you get the shits much as a wee lad?

>>213439058
imagine shagging that

Boomer mums actually used to boil vegetables in a pot of water for 6 hours and serve it up while complaining about "foreign muck"

There HAS to be someone on here who landed a gf even though they have no friends? Make yourself known pls

>>213439043
Filtered

Also it was normgroidslop back when it came out

>>213439058
actually makes you look a bit like snake off of the simpsons

>>213439058
Lovely gravy juice there

>>213439070
ye i haven't updated windows 10 for about 3 years anyway so it makes so diff to me if they stop rolling em out

I didn't vax, clap or mask.

will be running windows 11 LTSC with my little incel powershell scripts myself

>>213439094
probably someone who used dating apps. it's the only way i can think of

>>213439069
Good job

>>213439121
Same :)

>>213439081
john wayne version is kino
a 10/10 rather than the newer 9/10 version
it also has robert duvall and glen campbell

>>213439083
Fortunately not

>>213439075
>>213439095
Shut the fuck up it's not some 4d chess TV show. It's a pure straight-faced melodramatic soap opera full of utter cheese. It's unwatchable
>Yeah but a backwards talking dwarf appears for 30 seconds in one scene so it's kino
If I wanted to watch Corrie I'd watch Corrie

>>213438606
the very act of using facebook in 2025 and relationship status vagueposting tells me everything I need to know about that genre of woman

>>213439149
All frozen shite then I assume

>>213439043
for me, it's audrey

>>213439043
truth nuke
lynch is awful

>>213439070
>>213439112
based retards who dont care about security or privacy

>>213439148
hm maybe I'll watch it then

>>213438606
post a screenshot saar

>>213439090
To be fair their cooking skills came from their parents who had to deal with rationing so it's a bit harsh to criticise their lack of culinary skill

>>213439174
got nothing to hide have i, save for some embarrassing stuff

>>213439043

>>213438992
no komf for that komga?

>>213439213
again, you are a moron

>>213439112
um

>>213439154
Why are you so angry about this?

>>213439169
Why are they all dressed like the 50s when it was set in the late 80s

>>213439213
>some embarrassing stuff
like what?

going apeshit

david lynch would still be alive and making kino that didn't make sense if he hadn't smoked 2 packs a day

>>213439043
dropped that shit midway through season 2. what the fuck was that

hermione granger and the chamber of secrets

John Wick
Good films they are

>>213439234
Because I was duped

>>213439242
pics of my bumhole

>>213439264
the vanity wore off after 2 films

How would a digital ID system tackle illegal immigration anyway

Don't know if they've noticed but the drug farms and takeaways that hire these people aren't checking your right to work

>>213439264
did you see the raid and raid 2?

it looms

Sucking Barry soetoro

>>213439254
you don't know that

>>213439257
The TV execs forced Lynch to reveal the murderer early in season 2 while doubling the number of episodes in the season. Lynch was furious and left, leaving the writers to attempt being Lynchian without understanding what exactly that was. Lynch then came back for the last 2 episodes and saved it

>>213439291
it's not about illegal immigration

I’m reporting you all to prevent for being terrorists

>>213439291
if it's a crime not to have digital id then the illegal immigrants will have to carry one because they aren't criminals

>>213439291
just another way for them to pretend they're acting with good intentions
same for the protecting kids bollocks

Cabbage soup for an early dinner

>Ballerina: A John Wick Continental Hotel Lore Backstory Secret Society Assassins Guild More Details More Secrets More Lore Gritty Action Without Jumpcuts Story

wearing a bit thin is it not

>>213439237
the big sex

>>213439355
fallen on bad times, eh?

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Was there a Middle Class in Ancient Rome?

>vanity
what? lol

>>213439288
>vanity

phones are extremely unergonomic how do zoomers cope with them

>>213439388
yes for some of its duration

Gangs? Smashed.
Rhetoric? Put aside.
Pensioners? Heated.
Online? Safe.

Just kidding I've never watched a John Wick film. You mongs fell for it

>>213439379
The problem with all of this is that the websites will still be accessible via vpn but that London loses its status as a financial capital.

Why do business with a British financial institution if your funds could be seized by ofcom?

>>213439454

>>213439433
thank you sir keir

>>213439392
>>213439396
His brain knew the word he was looking for had a "v" in it and ended in -ity but he gave up searching for "novelty" and went with what had come to him, hoping for the best.

is it weird to go on holiday with your mum, dad, brother (16) and sister (16) if you’re 23 (24 in November) ?
Like a summer holiday I mean

>>213439454
I’ve seen that one with the Christian policeman going to a Scottish island to investigate a missing girl and they end up sacrificing him to their pagan gods

>>213439338
why don't you prevent yourself from dying a virgin

>>213439489
Could be a bot or a dyslexic? or a dyslexic bot!

>>213439497
yeah, thats proper mental

>>213439497
No

>>213439489
>>213439396
i'm drunk give me a break

>>213439497
only to people with some sort of resentment over their own lives/families

>>213439514
The Wickerman, good film that

>>213439497
Not really
I mean why would it be? Family is family. Seems nice. Have a great time

>>213439536
grow up

>>213439398
fax

>>213439549
I meant like would it look weird to other people

>>213439552
i'd rather not

>>213439497
Stop bragging about having a normal loving family

>>213439497
not really if you go out alone to bars and get shagging
yes if you just spend all your time with your family

anyone else have family drama
I love the sinking feeling of utter despair and anxiety when I have to go home

>>213439497
No

>>213439577
Why would it? And who is so interested in your life that they’d care?

>>213439590
Pretty much this

>>213439607
>I love the sinking feeling of utter despair and anxiety
ktim when my family message or phone me

>>213439497
>brother (16) and sister (16)
um

>>213439607
grow up

>>213439497
you shouldn't care about meaningless judgement over things you know are positive for yourself

>>213439593
Shagging and bars isn’t me.
So yes I will be with my family, thanks for the honesty though
>>213439590
Not bragging

>>213439666
True

>>213439666
poo

What number do you fry your bacon on? Oil or no oil?

The two Englands

>>213439634
trying not to pass on the generational trauma but its not easy

>>213439497
went to benidorm just me and mumberg and it was alri but I'm pretty sure she shagged some fat cockney bloke while we were there

>>213439607
all mine are dead bar one sibling but i had a nutty narcissist mum and as we grew up we just sort of figured out how to placate her and keep her reasonably docile like a dog or a toddler

>>213439722
How old was you

>>213439692
Medium till its cooked off the water so its not spitting everywhere then high to crisp the fat. Yes little bit of oil

>>213439094
Put a lot of thought into this and the only ONLY way for this to work is the rare possibility of finding a girl with no mates on a dating app. It's near impossible.

>>213439654
capitalism, a beautiful thing

>>213439497
>he is so concerned of how others perceive him that he is unable to enjoy a family holiday in peace!

>>213439734
28

>>213439398
She's right. I remember the day we made that stupid decision like was yesterday. Back in 2013 I believe.

>>213439728
This is my mum except she acts like a mafia boss (similar to Tony's mum in Sopranos but not as miserable and haggard) and treats us like her troops

>>213439734
43

yer maw thinks shes an underboss in the mafia

I remember it was around aged 15/16 that I started to get this pervasive feeling on family holidays that I couldn't shake, like what the fuck am I doing here I should be with my mates back home sat in a park somewhere getting drunk while the sun sets, talking to some bird with butterflies in my stomach and instead I'm stuck here on this family holiday on a bus tour in Barcelona with these people who still see me as a 10 year old boy.

While I appreciate some lads went out on family holidays and hooked up with local girls, that was never me. My mother was insane and there was never any sort of independence allowed.

>>213439790
>hairy legs
>arms as soft and hairless as a baby's

weird

>>213439789
Tbf she comes from a childhood home as the youngest of 5 sisters so assume she had to learn these tactics to get by

>>213439706
>Bakery
>Heaving crowd of people going out the door
>Bakery that costs slightly more
>Empty
Why?

got the julia kristeva open

>>213439790
Connell did nothing wrong

Long John Silver maybe

>>213439630
my sisters are the same age but not twins
one was born in august the other in may

might watch sopranos again

need a russian gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAnK1y7qjuE

>>213439840
omds are we really post american celeb tabloids on brit now? grimmmmmmm

i watched that Hotel! (2001) film last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE145j74G4I
it had some funny bits but i wouldn't recommend it to everyone
worst thing is the 360p quality
i was wrong about one thing though, that IS bradley walsh as the porter
he gets some cringeworthy jokes but not loads of screentime
i'd give it 6/10. pretty weak overall, but got a few laughs out of me and has a slight nostalgia factor if you remember the early noughties

Contemplating the downfall of civilisation in my smelly childhood bedroom again

>>213439876
back when kpop had soul

>>213439883
would start screaming if i saw bradders in that

>>213439864
this but a ukrainian gf instead (she is just happy to be out of the warzone)

>>213439896
get it watched and get ready to scream then

despacito

>>213439883
you've got to remember bradley didn't have the profile i have at the time now, so he had to take any old role just to get in the press
not like these halcyon days of the chase, gladiators and various other media appearances

>>213439840
said it before but Ariana Grande gets a pass for going mental due to what happened in manchester

obviously it wasn't her fault in any way yet she has to contend with thinking had she not held that concert people who are now deceased would still be alive, many of them children. There are plenty of celebs due a slagging off but as far as I'm concerned people shitting on her are punching way, way down

>>213439921
well i wont scream now since it wont be a surprise

travelling is gay now anyway
everywhere is the same
tourism is consoomer and woman coded

>>213439948
really doubt she cares about that at all

>>213439948
she doesn't give a fuck

>>213439840
Looks fat

get the slop made

>>213439826
The bakery that costs slightly more is very bougie coded

Always thought Joelinton was a bizarre name. It's like being called Nigelsmith or something.

Wtf? I love African qweens

>>213440030
vandal rapebaby

>>213439916
https://www.tiktok.com/@anastasiavthompson/video/6992278774653947137?lang=en
this one actually has an American accent though

hows it foing

>>213440052
or european slave rapebaby
they took a million or two of us

>>213439946
i wouldn't knock him for being in it one bit, it's got quite a few names in it
you've got your peter capaldi
your art malick
your lee majors
your paul mcgann
your brian conley
and it looks like it was a lot of fun to make
some of the jokes are brutal but there's a lot of them and some are funny

>>213439954
soz mate i feel like i took something from your life

>>213440063
alri nige

>>213440000
cor at the braless milf
she works in HR I bet

I've become slightly addicted to these netflix documentaries about women falling for retarded shit and then crying about it

Might have to start defrauding women just for the sexual thrill

>>213440054
i can hear her bf stomping around in the background
>thompson
she's muttified

>>213439963
>>213439971

Respectfully I think the "she's a vapid celeb so she doesn't care" argument doesn't cover your own fans, children, being turned into mist at your own concert. She will have heard it happen, heard the screams, heard the sirens. Whatever your thoughts are about vain celebs, it's not a stretch to assume she has, at a bare minimum, actual PTSD from this event.

>>213438409 (OP)
nah, she is Kabosu, you know?

>>213440086
the one where she thought brad pitt was in hospital and needed her help
that was kino
that scammer must've been pissing himself 24/7 while pulling that one

Brit quite slow today.

“nigger” is a great word but the fact that it’s the number one racial slur unfortunately means that other excellent terms for the darkened ones often get overshadowed. darkie. coon. golliwog. you get the idea

>>213440094
American dad conquered her Slav mum. She looks SOOOO Slav though

the day of the jackal. good film

>>213440129
screaming and crying and vomiting and wallace and grommeting

>>213440129
>you're a great interviewer

scroom, this is definitely in the contract that they have to say this

>>213440152
it's also a great password base

toilberg owes me £60 and just isn't responding

>>213440111
RIP

>>213440091
poo seal detected

need a good film to watch, any suggestions?

>>213440152
monkey

>>213440158
the woke one or the normal one

>>213440000
WAN 2.2?

>>213440190
my arse, coming straight to pornhub in 30 minutes

the original one

>>213440190
Run Lola Run

>>213440170
mate... jsut get on the pip

>>213440191
who me?

>>213440182
thanks ;_;

>>213440190
twin town

>>213440190
Perfect Days

what do you reckon the cut-off time for daytime drinking is so that it doesn't ruin your sleep?

just made a coffee even though i'm a tea man
dunno whats come over me fancying a coffee despite previously being a tea man
if you had to rate this on a scale from 0 to 10 where 10 is on a proverbial mad one, where would having a coffee as a tea man rank?

>>213440238
9

>>213440238
10. You need caged. What next? A hot chocolate?

>>213440237
probably need at least 3 hours of clean air sobriety prior to going to bed to have any hope. Note that doesn't mean finishing your last drink 3 hours prior but having fully sobered up at least 3 hours prior.

>>213440238
you'll be ripping off that coffee lad.

isnt gemini better than chatgpt

>>213440238
11

might watch twin town

>>213438419
erm recycle?

>>213440238
It's a 7 for me. Everyone needs variation in the life even if it's just to re-establish your love for DH.

>>213440304
let us know what you think of it
i enjoyed dougray scott and rhys ifans in it