Thread 213438419

Stormerkrieg edition

jak & daxter > rachet and clank > Sly racoon
thoughts?

>>213438470
you mean sly cooper?

>>213438522
the game is called Sly raccoon, so no I'm correct

>>213438765
hmmm
well banjo-kazooie is better than all of those, and it fits the theme

>>213438419 (OP)
One of his weaker works i reckon

reading freud

i'm trans btw if that matters

feel like SHIT. just want mihai back

>>213440359
won't happen. his case of twink death was terminal

malcum in the middel
funny

so what do you lads think about.. uhh... british culture and all that?

>>213440215
the right honerable sir peter fyle

>>213440390
bit shit init

>>213440252
>Reshare to drive engagement to my social media profiles - RUBEN HASSID

no I don't think I will be resharing that actually. In fact I will be releasing and proliferating a version into the ecosystem in which I have deliberately removed your name, like those infertile mosquitos they release into the wild on purpose

>>213440390
dead as disco i'm afraid

>>213440390
british culutre? you mean indian curry, american films and polish plumbers?

>>213438470
haven't played any of them, didn't have a piss 2

You need to grow up

i dont want to grow up
im a toys r us kid

got shit curly hair so my hairdresser sister gave me this relaxer stuff that black people use to un-afro their lid. really does the job, the hair's behaving itself now.

>>213440462
ever shag her up the arse?

Doing a read

https://jewinthecity.com/2025/01/sundance-makes-an-anti-israel-statement/

the work wife and the gf hate each other's guts apparently. some drama going back to high school

i'm too old for this

>>213440462
can i shag her up the arse? please

>>213440462
what's it called? I have curly hair and it's a pain most of the time too

>>213440421
I mean the banter and the pubs and the football hooligans and what not

Beano
Funny

curly haired black bastards

>>213440510
bit grotty and chavy

yhe birnble says just not let ye be jusged

>>213440510
Pubs are far too expensive nowadays unless they do a happy hour type deal. Always end up feeling like I've been mugged off after I've been

curly hair is funny

>>213440452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qpEVl-Q-Ks&list=RD5qpEVl-Q-Ks

>>213440526
bald haired bald bastard

>>213440535
it's called scottish genes sweetie

dubai chocolate labubu pulled salted loaded crumbl matcha

>>213440507
it's unironically called dark + lovely

I have thick wavy hair that I part in the middle like Prince Charming

>>213440546
https://youtu.be/kB8I-ACHeTo

>>213440554
....yh?

>>213440543
shut up u egg. wont tell u again.

want to open a baileys but there's no way I'll be finishing it any time soon and the last one I opened went off

>>213440551
it's called BLACK JEW GENES AND I HAVE HAIR, JUST NOT EVERYWHERE

>>213440594
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B8d1W03zls4

>>213440591
how can it go off it's alcohol

>>213440619
got cream in it

>>213440625
fitttttttttttttttt

i'm such a fat bastard lol

>>213440629
so do I

>>213440582
We never had that ad here

fortnite has the best girls

>>213440645
gone right off you

Another day spent rotting in bed eh Rorke?

>>213440625
>24 years old

>>213439127
Rorke still in first phase

get the gazan "children" treated IMMEDIATELY

get the taxpayers on the waiting lists

wish my fancy expensive gaymen laptop was capable of watching a video and playing a 20 year old game at the same time without overheating and bluescreening

>>213440658
do zoomers really wank to fortnite skins?

never played fortnite so I don't know these things

>>213440625
English rose

Any of you lads been flapping?

>>213440685
I used to wank to the strippers and prostitute sex in gta

>>213440683
how old is the laptop? might need to replace some toothpaste inside or whatever it's called

sneal subedition

How do I start generating AI video slop, help a nigga out

>>213440685
Yes

>>213440727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDd2G_V1rzc

>>213440727
Poo sneal

>>213440726
2 years
I'm sure it could do with a good clean but I'll bother with that when it's on its last legs

:D

spiritually im here

>>213440727
don't like this
gives me the fear

>>213440682
>they come
>they can't go back
>they have human rights to bring their extended families over
>jews get to empty palestine of the arabs
>england gets fucked over like jordanians, lebanese and eqyptians when thet accepted palestinians

ah yes

>>213440696
irish need a home safe from outsiders

wish i'd kept a diary in my younger years. no point starting now.

>>213440683
should have gotten a PC shouldn't you
just a stupid useless bastard aren't you?

>>213440775
physically you're in your smelly childhood bedroom

>>213440775
But physically you're in your stinky childhood bedroom?

>>213440805
>>213440806
great minds stink like

>>213440653
grim
https://youtu.be/7gnhlfNYs-I
https://youtu.be/LMd8qmBmTkg

>>213440805
>>213440806
..yh

wish that i dressed more coherently and demanded more respect

>>213440784
das rite they on the council estates now

who could be behind these so called "privately funded operations"

Gonna trim my pubes to make my cock look even bigger than it already is

>>213440727
this is a photoshop you can tell from the pixels

>>213440798
blog on

>>213440802
nah because being able to rot in bed posting from a laptop infinite mogs being desk bound

having thoughts that haven't been approved by the government

>>213440876
dangerous and downright stupid

>>213440832
new jerusalem innit

>>213440876
getting locked up you are pal

15 Interesting /Brit/ Thread Fan Theories, #5 Will Shock You!

>>213440876
shall be alerting ofcom pronto

2x2=5

>>213440876
show your ID right fucking NOW

>>213440815
>well open check out number 9
Is that the black fella from Save the Last Dance?

OFCOM needs armed agents like the IRS

>>213440916
*shows my pooey hairy asrehole*

>>213440876
Wait til daddy Starmer hears about this

Ain't nobody (nobody)
Loves me better (loves me better)
Makes me happy

does britain have soft comfy jails like a eurosissy or hard hell-hole prisons like americhads

>>213440832
don't mind if it's actual women and girls coming over
they're not gonna rape anyone and they're actually in danger in the places they come from

Empty hostels, cheap flights and the brief house party revival during lockdown isn't spoken about enough

I think brown lasses are alright as long as they're fit, they aren't too Muslim and they can handle my SWC

The demise of pub sports teams has been a disaster from English society

>>213440942
both
little bruv went to prison for shooting someone and had a playstation, gym, pool table
then tommy robinson went to prison for telling people about rape gangs and couldn't eat the food cos it was made by muslims who want him dead

Watching the men kick the ball

why not just settle for an average white gf?

Activists have plastered WANTED posters over the walls in Westminster Tube station, to name and shame the Shabbos Goy genocidaires Lammy the Lapdog and dead-behind-the-eyes Jew puppet Keir Starmer. We condone this action, but let's stop pretending that these men are in charge of anything. That's not what this is.

Whitehall, like the U.S. ZOG across the pond, is controlled by Jews. There exists Conservative Friends of 'Israel', and Labour Friends of 'Israel' - Britain's AIPAC, grooming and vetting aspiring politicians to control both sides of the aisle.

And what are the results of said arrangement?

The results are a Foreign Secretary whose 'brain' is a Jewish handler by the name of Ben Judah, and a Prime Minister who's married to a Jewess and who observes Jewish holidays and rites.

These men aren't in charge of anything.

>>213440942
Seems like they're mostly hellholes but you get the odd tiktok from the inside and some of them have playstations, phones and kettles etc.

Ce groove me tue depuis 30 ans. Impossible de s'en lasser. Une envie irrépressible de danser, de claquer des mains et de chanter.

what would happen if a machine existed that could read thoughts though? Could society function alongside the existence of such a machine?

you could handwave the odd bad thought saying they just bubble up from nowhere and that people aren't in control of them, but this machine by its very nature would also be able to determine and distinguish a person's actual beliefs and convictions simply by reading their mind. Those could not be so easily dismissed.

>>213441035
*looks around* are you alright?

>>213441023
>average

Why are they so cartoonishly evil?

>did mumberg and dadberg's finances
>groceries excluded, a good 20% of expenditure goes on the fucking car

cars are bhenchod tings fr
just walk nigga

>>213441023
That's a bloke

>>213441036
Based radical centrists would be immune

>>213441023
aaaaaaaargh delicious tummy and underboob
turning me feral *rapes a woman*

Digital ID is the most dystopian idea ever invented.

Genuinely panicking that it's probably coming. This is full on China-tier social credit system, make no mistake.

Critical of the elite? Arrested.
Say a bad word online? No luxuries for you.

This has to be fought with all our power.

Be afraid leftypol
We are coming for you...

>>213441029
You know you’re dealing with a proper mentally ill schizo when they say shit like “shabbos goy” and “jewess” lmfao like you’re terminally mindraped by jews at that point

David Lammy sex arse

wonder what this fellow's ethnicity is

>>213441080
>>213441029
Why would Israel want millions of Muslims in Europe threatening jews and making us far less politically amenable to our current full support for Israel

Just doesnt make any sense lad

>>213441029
How's the job hunt going?

>>213441112
Dritte Weg are pro-Azov stooges.
Die Heimat (NPD) is the best German party.

lads
Do you post on any obscure slow boards?
So not /tv/ or /sp/ or the porn boards - but some shit like /n/ or /po/ or /k/?

>>213441139
Why does anyone want them there?

I don't understand why mass migration happened at all when it isn't fixing the economies and is destroying European cultures worldwide

>>213440625
this the type of girl Pakistanis were grooming

>>213441139
Because Europe is a dumping ground and occupied territory.

Jews don't fear Muslims, they fear a homogeneous, nationalist Europe.

Look how they instantly freaked out over Return to the Land in Arkansas

I'm going in.

I reckon Bradley Walsh would post here

>>213441164
Based mentally unwell incel

>>213441162
posted in /po/ once when we all visited that years old thread

>>213441184
How about you do the same to that online job application you've been putting off?

Refugees welcome!

mental how they have those weird little jewish synagogues only in the rich areas

makes you think doesnt it

>>213441195
Actually he has sex with fat ugly hogs

>>213441182
>Look how they instantly freaked out over Return to the Land in Arkansas

You’re acting as if anyone knows what the fuck that is Rorke, you’ll have to explain that one for the people who don’t spend their whole life on /pol/

>>213441182
>Jews don't fear Muslims, they fear a homogeneous, nationalist Europe

Are you sure it isn't the other way around? The european and usaean elites wanting a pawn in the middle east?

>>213441162
sometimes go on /w/, /wg/ and /hr/

Palestinians are some of the best immigrants we have.

>>213441184
>Hello.

>>213441219
Did your ears prick up when I mentioned mentally unwell freaks DTFIC?
>>213441231
Blud looks like Adam Ragusea

>>213441218
Where are the orthodox and catholic churches?

Terrone has officially reached Barneyfag levels of mental illness

>>213441244
this nigga always talking bout sum hello

The country with the highest diaspora of Palestinians is chille and they are all Christians

>>213441243
why don't you want them in israel then scholmo?

>>213441162
Just /vr/ and /lit/ mainly. I used to like going to /toy/ occasionally back in the day but never posted on it. And /cgl/.

>>213441250
Strange post

Not quite sure what you're talking about desu

>>213441209
I already have a job THOUGH

>>213441244
got to keep 'em sweet so they put me in the VR heroin gooner coma population when judgement day comes rather than a "you're going in a blender" population

Ruuule Britannia! Brittania rule the waves!

>>213441281
based fellow /vr/ and /lit/ poster

>>213441281
>/cgl/
L O N D O N

>>213441307
Precambrian gimmick

>>213441224
https://www.returntotheland.org/

>>213441278
“Israel” doesn’t exist.

They don’t want to report their millions of losses as to keep their people like zombies. It’s just not safe to be near the zombies.

Palestinians will breed overseas like crazy and return.

The UK has some 20,000 Palestinians and none of them have ever engaged in child grooming gangs like the Pakistanis

just made 20 boiled eggs

doesn't allow wot

don't be gay

>>213441368
Being white is illegal in the united states

>Go to church
>Join your local pub's sports teams
>Go to your local gym
>Join a union or trade association
>Join your local masonic lodge
>Volunteer at the food bank/soup kitchen
>Get involved in local politics

>>213441268
And they wear big crosses just for people like you.

Gf is away so I’m slipping back into my goyslop habit

Copped a cheeky zinger for tea

>>213441333
you don't know that

>>213441402
Yes I do

>>213441401
grim

>>213441368
>160 acres
lol

>>213441302
Old games and books are two of the only things I really enjoy anymore. Haha

>>213441307
It became less fun when the mods banned drama.

>>213441401
Bet that cost 20 quid, an entire shop

>>213441421
How

>>213441401
lush

find KFC to be quite hit or miss depending on the staff. You know what kind of staff I'm talking about.

mcdonalds on the other hand is always the same across all branches

>>213441401
corr
big fan me

>>213441436
The burden of proof is on you

>>213441426
It lovely x
>>213441435
How can do you do an entire shop for 20 quid lol, that would last me like a day
>>213441442
It is indeed x
>>213441443
Yh it’s quite variable although I find their burgers are never bad. The tenders and fried chicken though can be and the chips are usually bad but occasionally peng

>>213441401
propa nawty

>>213441401
haven't had a kfc in yonks

>>213441401
bet it tastes great
everything tastes better with a sprinkle of naughty on it

Refuse to get KFC after they started charging £8.50 for a popcorn chicken. Absolutely takes the absolute piss.

>>213441398
>that image
why do people hate the idea of 15 minute cities again?

>>213441481
You said you know though

why die for Douliu

>>213441443
No. What kind of staff are you talking about?

>>213441428
>heh they won't get 10 acres
>heh they won't get 100 acres
YOU ARE HERE
>200 acres
>1000 acres
>the entire state
>the entire South
>the entire US
>North America

If literally every single penny in the UK was divided equally between citizens tomorrow, would the average middle class person be richer or poorer?
Because the ultra wealthy have an absurd amount of money (we've got half a million millionaires) but there's so many dirt poor council house scum too.

I wonder.

>>213441483
>the chips are usually bad

What's weird is that a few years ago they did a whole rebrand of their chips, acknowledging their chips were crap, changing them to skin-on chips. There was a period of 1-2 weeks where their new chips were good then they somehow reverted to being total shit, the same as before except with a bit of potato skin at the end.

>>213441401
You're obsessed with food

The boys in green will win

>>213441517
what are 15 minute cities?
sounds like an excuse to shove everyone in tiny commieblock units to me

>>213441533
KFC employees.

>>213441546
Yeah but bizarre I guess the wagies that work there couldn’t be arsed making them properly
>>213441553
How so?

>>213441557
Yes they will

>>213441536
kek

>>213441583
You're always on about food

can you live on that?

It looms
Oh, how it looms

>>213441562
Just means all the amenities you need are within fifteen minutes of walking

Seems perfectly reasonable to me as you could still take transit or a car or bike elsewhere

Schizos started claiming it meant you'd only be able to travel within fifteen minutes of your home though

>>213441562
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/15-minute_city

>>213441601
When did I last mention food before this?

KFC is the fast food most likely to have been spat in

>>213441618
all the amenities you need are within 30 seconds of walking
bathroom
kitchen
bed
front door to pick up your grocery delivery
you don't NEED more than that

>>213441614
if you don't like your job, why don't you quit?

don't get it

>>213441562
>cars banned
>guard towers every 15 minutes walk
>government run slop shops
>have to scan your face to use electricity

remember 15 years ago when we were all in secondary and half of the girls were cutting themselves

lmao why did they do that

>>213441618
>Schizos started claiming it meant you'd only be able to travel within fifteen minutes of your home though
And they're right.

>>213441662
Well, I need money, you see

>>213438419 (OP)
what the fuck i am looking at

are amy beat the blacks at the one thing they're good at

How do I become a prepper lads?
I live at home still but I want to move out.
I'm genuinely scared for the next few years in terms of digital ID being brought in.

Fascinating time to be British wouldn't you say

>>213441678
what you need is to stop complaining

be better

India could send 150 million people to the UK, Canada and Australia and still have 1 billion people left in India.

UK would be 69% Indian
Canada would be 79% Indian
Australia would be 85% Indian

Anglos-Saxons are only 1% of the Earth population.

Really ought to get out of bed

>>213441718
Project on

>>213441709
>prepper
>uk

lol

>>213441726
don't give them ideas

what deodorant do y'all use on your bell end?

Pissrael wil lose...

>>213441746
Skips Prawn Cocktail 48H Ultra

>>213441737
I accept your concession.

>>213441709
Well the natural first step would be to get a job and move out of your parental home. I am now eagerly awaiting your excuses why you cannot do this.

>>213441746
Scampi for men

>>213441709
china has the exact same system and to make a steam account you need one, lol. in a few years you might a diferent steam system like china. you guys are so weird

>>213441659
Ok but what's your point?
Also getting everything delivered is grim, I like shopping and picking my own food

>>213441673
How so?

>>213441726
borders and walls are used to divide people unequally
imagine the diverse, inclusive and equitable world we could all live in without these borders and walls

Dadberg brought a Chinese home with him, get innnn

>>213441638
never seen a white person working in kfc I wouldn't trust it

>>213441775
i need to claim asylum in argentina
i am being oppressed in the united shitdom of the great shitstain

>>213441808
What's Chinese about that then?

>>213441808
grim

>>213441824
The fried rice and curry

>>213441808
He’s spoilt you there lad

When I was a lad you could lean a curly wurly against the house and climb up on the roof

cars should be banned

>>213441808
Had a szechuan chicken from the chinky on Friday. Was peng

>>213441765
I have a job and plenty of money saved up.
I'm genuinely starting to panic about what is being planned.

>>213441775
Exactly. I can't stand this.

you will welcome the refugees
you will eat the bugs
you will get the digital ID
you will age verify on pornhub

ay yo wtf
incelbros how are we still single

>SOCIABILITY IS HARD ENOUGH FOR ME
>TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS BIG BAD WORLD
>AND AGREE TO MARRY ME

something immensely shaggable about zoomer girls
couldn't imagine 10 years ago wanting to shag someone 15 years my junior

>>213441910
i don't think the refugees will accept the bugs and the digital ID

>>213441807
fucking hell this map is literally 20 years out of date lmao

anyone know best way to do chicken breast in air fryer?

um

shant be clicking that

>>213441401
leave some for her cronem x

Wretched little scrote

UMMY WUMMY ~

Trying to use Linux Mint again. I simply can't get sound to work on the live session from USB.

About to install it. As I'm a beginner, is it worth even bothering to dual boot? Planning to just overwrite the SSD.

>>213441969
cut it into chunks, bread it, bam chicken nuggies

I pledge my allegiance to the Reform Party

>>213441756
They attacked Iran. A huge nation.
With volunteers only, not conscripts/hostages.

Meanwhile an army of ex-conscripts is growing in the former Ukraine. With real leaders instead of democracy-ruiners.

>>213442012
dual booting on a single drive is very much dubious in the current meta
windows 11 will happily just shag your bootloader with a bad update

>>213442012
genuinely cannot comprehend why anyone uses Linux.

mental the thought of having to bash out 50 lines of code for something windows does with a click and apparently this is "advantageous"

>>213442019
iran has conscription

>>213442017
Israel vpn worried about the Germans again. While Brits are fucking em.

arseniggering a poowank pisspaki

Does anyone know if I claim universal credit will it mess with any of my mums stuff like council tax and stuff, because I live with her

>>213442053
>mental the thought of having to bash out 50 lines of code for something windows does with a click and apparently this is "advantageous"
it's 2025 mate you don't need to do this see >>213410607

>>213442058
The 92 million people aren’t going to use conscripts.

>>213442108
Right so why use Linux then? What's the tangible advantage?

>>213442129
well they do so

>>213442143
don't have microsoft harvesting and selling all your data
don't have AI plastered everywhere
don't have an objectively average windows release for the next however many years

>>213441401
They're doing some zinger burger slavvered in hot sauce right now.

>>213442053
> bash out 50 lines of code for something windows does with a click
Such as?

In my experience it is actually the opposite, Windows is becoming increasingly unusable

>>213441808
dad sorting you out x

Imagine if everyone participated in sports instead of starring at screens

>>213442129
Besides we all saw how israel got cucked by their hostages.

Irans does train its people but doesn’t throw them to their doom like fagrael does to their own people.

>>213442182
>don't have microsoft harvesting and selling all your data
dont care about this
>don't have AI plastered everywhere
literally one small icon you can hide

>>213442213
i do but i'm still an incel

They found rorke

>>213442225
every time you type something into the search bar in windows it's sending it to an llm

>>213442179
Nope.
Sorry we’re not as stupid as you, fagrael.

>>213442143
Can resize windows more easily
More stable operating system, less downtime
Free and customizable
More software available for many tasks especially for software development
Better quality audio and video output
Better utilities for file management and remote access
Did I mention it's free and not jeetware?

>>213442213
i browse /brit/ while lifting in my garage gym

>>213442213
Everyone would be dumb cattle allowing anything to happen to them as long as they can still be placated by football

>>213442271
literally don't care about any of those. it's not jeetware sure, but it's trannyware instead. so pick your poison

wake up babe another migrant child rape scandal just dropped

>>213442047
I'm using Windows 10.

If I still can't get sound after installing, what should I do?

>>213442257
weird freak

>>213442279
>Everyone would be dumb cattle allowing anything to happen to them
already the case, la

Me? A Windows 10 man
Not updating, just not doing it

>>213442256
just typed poo into my search bar

>>213442310
>trannyware
Fake news
And okay if you don't care about any parts of actually using a computer then why are you arguing about it?
Enjoy your slop dogshit OS that gets worse every day

>>213442321
forget your linux dreams or change your hardware or prep for several weeks of hacky troubleshooting that will break on the next update

>>213442256
Right, why does this matter, why would I care an LLM is looking at my frog folder or landscape planning drawings

>>213442271
>Can resize windows more easily
ok ill give you this one
>More stable operating system, less downtime
what? when is windows down? it's a software not an online app
>Free and customizable
isn't the latest windows free? if not pirating it is incredibly simple
>More software available for many tasks especially for software development
outright wrong
>Better quality audio and video output
outright wrong
>Better utilities for file management and remote access
in exchange for having to bash out 50 lines to move a folder
>Did I mention it's free and not jeetware?
not an argument, just plain racism

>>213442279
>Everyone would be dumb cattle allowing anything to happen to them as long as they can still be placated by wanking
Kier really fucked up with the osa

>>213442296
>>213442296
>>213442296

>>213442357
>what? when is windows down?
t. hasn't updated windows in about 15 years

Reminder Britain tried to make some secular nations before Fagrael committed terrorism.

And now fagrael with only a few million people and all its combat effective soldiers dead is at war in opposition to 92 million people.

>>213442325
Fuck off, fake-Brit.

Reap what you sow.