Thread 213441867

You're welcome, rest of the world. No need to thank Americans for perfecting pizza, just knowing we have is good enough for us.

is that a lasagna

>>213441867 (OP)
Thanks Amerikings, you're always so awesome.

>>213441867 (OP)
Thank you for the best pizza in the world.

>>213441867 (OP)
well done maximizing the calories fatmerican

>>213441867 (OP)
Would like to try it. I don't think you can get deep dish anywhere around me. There's probably some place in Stockholm

>>213441867 (OP)
I make rectangular americanese pizza in my oven.

>>213441867 (OP)
>perfecting pizza
Brazil did it. Americans don't know what real pizza is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4&t=61s
Sit down, be humble.

>>213441867 (OP)
I don't know what that is, but that is not pizza

>>213442002
Lmao I knew what video that was when I heard brazil and pizza

>>213441867 (OP)
I still don't understand how you're meant to eat it
I chew and chew but nothing happens because the cheese just springs back, so I sort of grind my teeth to cut it up but it doesn't do much, so I try to swallow but it's like I'm choking.
Why can't Chicago just make regular non autistic pizza like everywhere else?

>>213441962
it's looking good, but cats shouldn't post on the internet

>>213441918
You usually eat a slice or two in-house and take the rest home and munch it for a few days, simple concept really

>>213442035
even in the steppes of mongolia it is known

weird way of writing quiche. i know it's bait but ameriporks and their questionable taste is next level. at least they're not getting financially ruined anymore if they need insulin
i'd try it yeah but i don't see why anyone would brag about it unless they want to embarrass themselves

>>213442039
Where the fuck did you go? Sounds like you jew'd out and decided to go somewhere cheap

>>213441867 (OP)
thats a fucking casserole
you've made a casserole, not pizza

>>213441891
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>>213442096
Semantics

>>213442125
>you are to blame for this food being bad by nature of its very qualities

>>213441867 (OP)
If it's so great, why does nobody outside Shee-cog-oh! make it like that?

>>213442371
Well if you bought cheap food of course it's going to be bad

>>213444542
>the overpriced of the food makes the inches thick molten cheese stop being chewy