Thread 213442296

sunday tea edish

poo smells lmao

>>213442296 (OP)
>/brit/ thread made by a non-British flag

turns out if you want to get universal credit you actually have to do things for it what a joke lol

naked women

Might finally get out of beddington

Thread might take a bit of time to get going, all those linux users from the last thread need to compile 3000 lines of code to migrate to the new

>>213442404
Should've got on it before Poo Barmer came in and fucked it all up la

another day in my piece of shit detestable evil incel freak sperglife

Reminder Britain tried to make some secular nations before Fagrael committed terrorism.

And now fagrael with only a few million people and all its combat effective soldiers dead is at war in opposition to the 92 million people of Iran.

Haven't really enjoyed this summer as much as I enjoyed previous summers

>>213442404
What the fuck did you expect

Installing Linux Mint now.

Decided to take a leap and fully overwrite the SSD where Windows is installed.

Just to be 100% sure, my hard drive will be safe right? It's not going to be formatted to ext4 and will remain NTFS?

I've backed it up anyway but just checking

*grabs your forearm and pulls you off your smelly incel bed*

>"Anon, it's time, Russia has invaded"

uncensored JAV anal

>>213442477
aww, why not? :(

Chinese status: ordered

>>213442296 (OP)
nowt wrong with smiley faces, beans amd breaded frozen chicken/fish

>>213442465
nobody on earth fears iran you bizzare pol schizo

>>213442465
islamism was always an inevitable consequence of imperialism

>>213442357
Windows has automatic updates that you have to force off, most people don't do that and I'm not talking about niche users that bend Windows into something it's not intended or supported to be.
Free as in freedom but also pirated software doesn't count as free since you're technically committing a crime to obtain it
Microsoft literally developed an entire Linux implementation for windows because it's better for development (WSL)
Windows has shit audio and video, Linux is easier to get bit-perfect audio and you can even implement lots of DSP if you want for free
> exchange for having to bash out 50 lines to move a folder
What?
You can do it in the GUI or you can use one command to do so via the CLI, whichever suits your use case
You don't even have the option to change the default file manager on Windows
>just plain racism
Indian software is terrible sorry that offended your sensibilities

Reminder that 100% of the world's supercomputers run Linux by the way

this will be the final /brit/
i can feel it

Sir Malapont.gay

>>213442480
for £300 a month? just give me the money ffs if it was a grand or more then fair enough

>>213442465
*yawn*

>>213442508
Dunno just hasn't felt as vibrant, feels dampened in a way

>>213442488
Don't know about that lad, all these linuxjeets "distros" are full of quirky gimmicks like deleting loads of your files or sending your wifi signal to scammers

>>213442488
Yes it will be fine unless you accidentally choose to format that drive
To be absolutely sure you don't make that mistake just unplug that drive until you are finished installing Linux

Sir Pakiwank Niggerarse

>>213442404
know loads of people on uc and they don't do shit. an phone call like once a month

>>213442494
>*latches onto my bed frame like when mum used to try drag me out of bed to go to school*

>>213442488
>>213442488
Unless you make a mistake during setup it won't touch your harddrive

#WogsforHitler #Shitalian #T50sAgainstZOG

>Fagrael
He's really done them there, they're never going to recover

Fucking mental scientists havent cured anxiety yet

>>213442571
I do a video call every 2 weeks sat on my arse on the settee and last time the bloke started asking about my holiday, was a nice little chat

>>213442616
Just bee yourself bro

>>213442616
>anxiety
grow up

>>213442616
my meds seem to work ok

>>213442571
I’m too much of a anxious retard to do that

>>213442623
Also did the one previous during a pub outting, 3 pints in just walked out the pub into the car did my call and went back in for more pints

>>213442616
>anxiety
omds

anxiety has got to be the biggest robert webb of them all

easily beats even depression

>>213442616
They did though

>>213442680
bleach or milk hard to tell

anti-depressants are toxic slave pills

>>213442758
but they make me feel better

>>213442566
>>213442576
Thanks.

What about "encrypt my home folder"? Is that needed? Would it make future backups to an external drive difficult?

>>213442774
he'll be alright

>>213442774
happy wheels

>>213442781
Can u get them without going to the nhs. I don’t trust doctors

>you free for dinner or a pint
>yeah
>cool how's 2 weeks from now sound?
>hmmmmmm Yes let me just check my very busy calendar ...........

>>213442774
reminds me of the train webm posted recently

Beauty is the only thing of value

>>213442296 (OP)
american cuisine... holy shit that unironically looks so good... hungie...

if ur so funny why are you on ur tonight

doubt he felt that, rip

>>213442868
why'm i on wot

>on ur tonight
twat

>>213442774
Bicycle trannies BTFO

>>213442813
was a spur of the moment outing

reading a book aren't I

Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

>>213442919
nerd

mental how all my friends stopped talking to me because i'm not a normie and am not 'interesting' to them
what am i supposed to do?
i just want to have mates and also be introverted

can't go more than an hour without looking at my phone or computer me

>>213442696
you should have a look at clonazolam for a laugh, RC benzo that was around during the UK RC days (might still exist elsewhere). It's basically the active parts of alprazolam and clonazepam stuck together ontop of this structure.

Was great for ending a bad trip. They sold it in 0.5mg and if you took a quarter of a pill you'd fall asleep. There was nothing it couldn't cut through, LSD, speed, whatever. Couldn't walk in a straight line. First time I took it I fell asleep mid-meal then woke up to a plate of cold chow mein in my lap.

sunday gotta be grim
might get on the beers again

Sir Michael Ebenezer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr.

the sausages are in the air fryer

ahh yummy lager beer
*drinks first mouthful and pulls a mad face*

Sir David Robert Joseph Beckham

>>213442957
I mean what else is there really

>>213442937
foetal autralian syndrome

>>213442937
yjk her breath smells like shit

Sir Gareth Southgate

mad how Iran is full of fit women but we barely see any of them because the country is pretty much just islamist north korea

>>213442973
>air fryer

>>213442959
used to take flubromazolam and fall asleep for 14 hours
those were the days

The Right Honourable Sir Hymen Snapper

>>213443049
where do i get this miraculous medicine

Sir Timothy Donald Cook

WHEN I SAY SEX
YOU SAY ARSE

SEX

>>213443107
FANNY

The Right Honourable Sir James Spencer Cleverly

>>213443107
is something i will never get

>>213442959
used to take that stuff and drink at the same time and i'd pass out and be unable to even stand up afterwards or control my muscles

>>213442793
I'd say skip /home encryption

If you want to protect the contents of the drive just encrypt the whole disk

Anyway it's not necessary unless you have things one there you don't want anyone to ever see even if they get physical access to your computer

Traveling through life's very constant lulz....
so far from where I intended to go

>>213443107
I prefer sleeves to sex arses

Sir Alexander Langsam

>>213442793
It's worth encrypting if you're privacy conscious and definitely if it's a laptop

growing out my pubes

go on then. post it. post the toilfus linkedin pfp

>>213442959
Never took benzos myself desu but that sounds fun lol

Sir Eldrick Tont Woods

>>213443179
corrr corrrr show us your muff, lass

the sausages in the ayre friar

just remembered why i had the wheels on the bus song stuck in my head and got a bit sad

>>213443213
Quite the batch

>>213443049
Used to take 4F-MPH then just sit in this thread for hours wired watching JPOP videos lads were shitposting, having a great time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmjIbn3lSos

Wish I could go back. Also hope that everyone who was around from that time is doing well, even if they've moved on from this thread and that 4chan life x

>>213443142
>>213443169
How does it work with regards to copying the files? If in the future I have to make a backup to an external drive, would the encryption cause issues?

>>213443213
cor, lovely
what you having them with?
mash? sarnies?
just on their own mebbe with a bit of brown sauce?

>>213443213
lovely

>>213443236
You just need to decrypt it to copy files

If you are a noob I would recommend against it until you've tried using it on an external drive such as a USB stick for practice

air friar

not every day should be a sausage and potatoes day, have a nice salad with some grilled chicken on the side tomorrow okay?

putting sausages and chips in the air fryer
putting beans in the microwave

If a digital ID system gets implemented we are so fucked it's unreal.

Literally complete, unbreakable totalitarianism.

Unless a civil war breaks out we are fucking fucked. I'm scared lads. Really scared. They tried during covid, now it's coming back.

vtubers aren't helping with my loneliness anymore

>>213443303
What a queer

>>213443354
ever head of AI companions?

6 o clock on sunday already where did the wekeend go

>>213443381
tried it, doesn't do anything for me

i havent got literally ANYTHING
to put up my bum
god how annoying is this

toil on the morrow in the toil mines

it strikes me that were I to end my own life I wouldn't need to toil anymore. I would be free to do nothing in peaceful non-existence forevermore (I assume)

toiling tonight

>>213443402
some lad here posts french asmr lasses, tried those?

>browsing /brit/ on phone
>vodafone keeps blocking me and unblocking me from viewing/posting every 2 hours

>>213443213
far too many sausages

Looking at photos of me when I was 16 and now and I haven't aged a day. It's actually quite annoying, I was hoping for a "glow up" - as the kids would say, but the only thing that's different is that my face is slightly more angular.

I eat green salad at least once a day

Honestly it's one of my favourite things to eat, so fresh and helps with digestion

i want to fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=058LVIbUYgY

>>213443438
yeah, tried watching saurei's asmrs too and it just doesn't work for me

>>213443442
Maybe join the gym or something you lanky cunt. Those kids "glowed up" because they did something about it.

>>213443354
LOL

got the outdoor boys on

>>213443463
think you need to go outside, la :/

OH TOMMY TOMMY

Alright, jokes over, I need a job. Anyone want to hire a sensitive young man, unemployed all year, who has never held a job more than 6 months? Can't be any customer service either I can't talk

just a bowl of sausages, oh it lush

tommy robinstein, a shabbos goy

>>213443481
i do like 3-4 times a week to play a sport

how to stop being an incel?

might just start wiping granny arse for $15 an hour

>>213443520
wtf thought you were a genuine incel freak, not some normoid who boohoo doesn't have gf at the moment
fuck off

>>213443556
He is a genuine incel freak obviously

YES! MAGNIFICENT! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WEKEEND!
and now moving swiftly over here...
NORMOID!

we're living la vida loca lads

These anti migrant demonstrations are all very well but they're completely direction less

>>213443556
i am a 32 year old virgin incel freak tho. i picked up a sport because everyone kept saying you need a hobby but it hasn't helped obviously

>>213443576
is that the irish girl
she was amazing on the NYE episode

>>213443603
what sport

What's a fun trade an idiot like me could do

>>213443512
I bet you couldnt fit an entire one in your mouth

>>213443574
incel freaks don't do sports and don't socialise

>>213443616
tennis lol

>>213443616
competitive wanking

>>213443627
prostitution

I'm trying nando's peri peri sauce and this tastes like ass.
What the fuck is wrong with south african cuisine? There is nothing cheeky about this.

>>213443627
painting

>>213443643
Some do clearly

i'm 6ft tall and have never been on a date

>>213443660
the peri peri hot sauces they sell at supermarkets here have too much lemon/citrus going on IMO

>>213443660
we are the cheeky girls
you are a cheeky goy

odds do the dishes i mean the washing up and get the bacon and eggs on
evens mimosa and a film on the projector
dubs crack open the last can of carlsberg

>>213443667
you're right, i didn't consider the struggling incel freak

>>213443671
>playing on easy mode and still failing
tut-tut

>>213443671
im 5'6 and my last date was last night

microwave rice, jar of tesco butter chicken sauce and sliced polish sausage for dinner. tastes like shit

>>213443648
based

>>213443671
i'm 190cm and i've never held hands with a girl

>>213443720
tried butter chicken because limmy's always going on about it and it's just a brown korma
rubbish
back to the vindaloos for me

>>213443720
it was to be expected

automatically assume people that are nasty to others on here are virgins

>>213443720
sounds horrible
I had boiled potatoes, boiled broccoli and skinless chicken breast

>>213443719
how big was his dick?

i'm 5'11, good looking and am a virgin
women have no interest in me because i'm boring and have no friends

massive retard me, but I'm mostly amicable and try really hard which means that I often fail upwards. have made it much further than I should when my natural ceiling is probably a better-than-average plumber.

>>213443660
nandos is utter shite

>>213443768
why didn't it work it's just rice sauce and meat

Genuinely don't know what I'll do if 4chan gets blocked.

>>213443799
nothing good comes out of a microwave

french ASMR mentioned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdA3qwdbmZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daK293YqNAM

its my birthday today lads

>>213443773
Seasoning?

operation rising baton finna tek place x

>>213443660
I like the hot one. wouldn't pay to get actual nandos though it's a rip off

>>213443781
you’re probably average looking, no offence

YEEEEEESSSS!
FUCK YES!
FUCK THIS IS BRILLLLIIIAAAANNTT!! FUUUUCK YEAH!!!

>>213443819
microwave rice is pretty good
what little you lose in flavour and texture is massively outweighed by how much quicker and easier it is

>>213443815
you'll be alright

>>213443799
Used the wrong meat obviously even has chicken in the name

>>213443874
AND THEIR FAMILIES
EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE

>>213443852
thought it was 9/11 on the monitor

>>213443852
Happy birthday m8 x

>>213443878
it's rice, it makes itself in 10 minutes!

>>213443865
just some chicken salt on the chicken

It's insane to me how more people on this site aren't talking about the wave of online censorship. Only seen a few people on /g/ worrying.

The elites want TOTAL CONTROL of the internet. A Digital ID system with no escape. Literally a complete dystopia like Orwell couldn't even imagine.

We are fucked. There isn't enough technological knowledge among the population to resist this.

In 5 years, those of us who refuse to comply will likely be in jail.

>>213443878
they're full of microplastics though

>>213443885
i dont have any chicken

>>213443918
ok, maybe try some lemon or lime juice as well ;)

Are you on a crash diet or something?

>>213443919
what have you got to hide lad

>>213443919
Been heading here for a decade, even longer, time to act is long past. Let them restrict and dam the cyber-Ganges, nothing of value will be lost at this point.

>>213443919
it’s probably correct to be concerned but the internet is pretty cancerous and has a negative effect on my life so I would be pretty happy if 4chan et al were banned

>>213443908
microwave rice is done in 2 minutes
basically tastes the same
no washing up
no need to bring to the boil and cover/simmer or any of that faff
it's just miles better

I suspect native Brits will increasingly move to rural enclaves and attempt to self-police.

There is no other choice with a state that facilitates the constant rape of your children, and punishes you for noticing.

honestly if you don't support the UK taking in gazan refugees then you are just a vile sociopath who lacks basic human empathy

>>213443919
if 4chan is this ignorant, naive, and complement, just imagine the state of the bovine masses

>>213444005
That option doesn't exist anymore I'm afraid
Gone are the days you could move to a town or village to escape this
They're deliberately moving these people into every corner of the country

>>213444005
I suspect you won't do shit

>>213443815
use the front end innit

Me? Downloaded TempleOS on the library computer and i post from here

I guarantee in 10 years you'll have a personal id that is tied to basically everything you do and it'll be sold in the name of convenience

Want to access an age restricted website? No worries, your id is tired to your laptop/microsoft account which verifies your age

i oppose the vile far right wing thugs who hate refugees

>>213444001
This attitude is why British cuisine is rightly derided the world over.

>>213444007
maybe if the uk hadn't taken in millions of african and other "refugees" there'd be room for them

>>213444101
I’m far right

>>213442522
>>213442547
Have fun, fake-Brits.

>>213443867
How's your mum doing mate?

She good?

>>213444081
If 16 year olds can vote they should be allowed to view pornography and also to produce it.

>>213444081
just wake up in the year 2000 lad?

>>213444103
Not an argument

poo… w-wait…

>>213444081
sounds very convenient. looking forward to it.

>>213444119
yes but you're white so the wrong kind of far right
it's only ok to be a sexist homophobic religious fundamentalist if you're brown according to leftypol (who says trans rights are human rights)

absolutely shatterd. will be asleep by 9 tonight

Got too much from the Chinese and I can’t eat it all

absolutely shat a turd

Rice is shite without a steamer or a rice cooker anyway

Fucks sake my poo smells horrible

Makes sense after having three different cheese tasting plates last night and eight glasses of wine

>>213443964
Nothing, but this is all about punishing dissent.

Criticise migration? Get arrested!

>>213443977
>>213443986
You think it'll just be 4chan?

No, they want a system where EVERYTHING you say and do is logged and scanned.

Spread the word about the 50,000 KIDS that got murdered in Palestine after their WATERSUPPLY and AID was blocked. They would’ve migrated if they could’ve.

they need to crush all dissent against the great replacement

Luddites have always existed, and they've always been right.

>>213444194
Do you own a fridge

>>213444201
This

Even the cheapest rice cooker is superior to stovetop

Me? I've invested in an expensive Japanese rice cooker that sings to me

skyler is basically right but why do i hate her so much?

onlyfans have my passport photo

>>213444236
The hell our elites have planned is 10x worse.

>>213444103
british cuisine is derided because of yank soldiers having experienced rationing here in ww2 and never shutting up about not being able to feast on fried chicken and bbq ribs 24/7
i used to cook rice in a pan, tried all kinds of different types of rice and methods etc
i wouldn't expect microwave rice in a restaurant, but for everyday meals it's just better
do you think people in other countries are all baking their own bread and growing their own tomatoes and making their coffee with moka pots?
fuck off, british food is better than the global average and on par with any developed country except italy and maybe france

>>213444236
paleolithic rorke throwing the stone tools in the sea

>>213444269
full of pakis now

>>213444282
No it’s because we see it on the internet and it looks shit nigga

rorke throwing his plate back at his mum because the food is touching

>>213444282
>do you think people in other countries are all baking their own bread and growing their own tomatoes and making their coffee with moka pots?
Increasingly many people here actually do do this, myself included

>>213444238
>Me? I've invested in an expensive Japanese rice cooker that sings to me
Nice

>>213444282
>and maybe france
maybe? lol

>>213444290
You don't know what the Luddites stood for do you.

>>213444295
>>213444295
That would be preferrable to the current situation

>>213444313
punched mummy for less

>>213444321
My only regret is I didn't get the even more expensive model that has more options as I have to guess which setting and grain/water ratio is correct for different kinds of grains like quinoa and barley

I've also heard after the fact that they have a soldered battery inside them that is difficult to replace, not looking forward to that

>>213444159
poo sneel

i hate N1993R$ and i live with my parents and don’t have a job

british cuisine doesn’t really exist except a few meme dishes. on a par with france? Lmfao

>>213444313
>>213444290
oh great someone put 20p in the unfunny cunt machine

>AAAAAAAHHHH the AI GovCorp is watching my every move this is dystopian!!!!
How about you worry about the True and Living God, and his judgement of your eternal soul?

Lads, being serious now, but I think we need some sort of IRL group

4chan will likely be banned soon and the digital ID scheme will lock people out of society

>>213444329
Why don't you explain it for the ignoramuses among us?

>>213444395
Is that why you're posting?

i put molly in her champagne. she ain't even know.
i brought her home and enjoyed that. she ain't even know.

>Fascists buy up land for white-only communities in Wales
>A far-right group has raised £162,000 to create racially exclusive settlements as its leader seeks to create enclaves across Britain
£162,000 would get you a parking space in the UK

>>213444403
I’m genuinely up for this

feeling awfully blue

>>213444395
calm down rorke

>>213444399
That just shows that Christian morality drives liberalism.

The idea of peering into people's souls is something deeply christian. Surveillance states embody that.

>>213444452
da boo de daboo di

>>213444452
cheer up mate :)

>>213444313
:)

just finished an outdoor boys video and went to check the comments but the comments are off

>>213444237
It’s the principle. A fatty boom boom like me should get it down easily

>>213444005
leftypol cheering and clapping

>>213444435
Parts of wales are cheap as chips

>>213444475
screamnig

need 50,000 white men outside downing street to force keir stalin to step down

>>213444370
>soldered battery
Mine just plugs in

>>213444307
we don't actually eat toast sandwiches
don't believe everything you see on the internet is true and representative of the norm

>>213444324
i've been to france
i'll admit the bakeries are better but most french people don't eat any better than your average tesco customer

>>213444390
name a country that has, for example, more varieties of cheese
you can't because there isn't one
you don't know shit about food

>>213444492
it's suspected his wife torpedoed the channel

I’m a stupid big black gay cunt

When shit gets real the fake rorkes go quiet. trve chvds only fear God

we have to save our nation
we're in a battle for survival against forces of pure evil

>>213444540
>name a country that has, for example, more varieties of cheese
Italy has way more varieties of cheese.

>>213444572
yeah?

>>213444435
Honestly looks very interesting.

>>213444544
Suspected by incel freaks with no women or lives yeah

>>213444572
can you name those forces?

>>213444572
nazilad on a mad one

britain CRIES OUT for...

>>213444540
i know more than you about food if you think fish and chips and baked beef with no seasoning and supermarket sandwiches constitute a good cuisine. and whilst the uk does have some ok cheeses it’s mogged by france and italy into the stratosphere

2 5s dont equal a 10

>>213444531
I think it's just for the internal clock or some other bullshit, not for the actual cooking element

Anyway that's a problem for future me

>>213444576
mozzarella
gorgonzola
parmesan
go on, name some more while i type up a massive list of british cheeses

might move to 1933 Germany

filled with regret. lamenting the life I could have had. the life I was so close to having.

>>213444631
gabagool

Hey, everyone

fuck mates how long is this recession going to last?

>>213444551
is that how 'muricans see themselves kek?

>>213444523
>keir stalin
i'm stealing this

>>213444403
digital ID scheme is to hunt down anyone who isn't a liberal fag, never cower.

besides there's 2 trillion protests against bringing in afghans, just say any 4chan shibboleths and filter out from there

>>213444620
>fish and chips and baked beef with no seasoning and supermarket sandwiches constitute british cuisine
you're just proving my point

>>213444614
brown biomass hordes

>>213444657
you can still be anything you want to be

might pop shop, what should I get?

>>213444594
the french, who let mass migration kill this country

Someone create a new thread quickly

>>213444661
>is that how 'muricans see themselves kek?
I don't see myself kek, I'm more of a lel guy

>>213444689
diet dr and tendies for me

biomass clunge

>>213444710
lel used to be funny but it fell off because fags were too scared to out themselves using "kek"

>>213444661
>digital ID scheme is to hunt down anyone who isn't a liberal fag, never cower.
I'm not going to get it but what do you mean?

>>213444689
cornetto

>>213444672
there’s no such thing except some meme dishes like fish and chips and beans on toast. most of what people ate here historically was just bread, meat and veg cooked in the most boring, simple way possible. the only good dish is beef wellington which originates in france and isn’t something brits even eat regularly

i'm a lyl man
rip lyl

new >>213444770

>>213444689
50,000 undocumented economic migrants

>>213444800
>>213444800

>>213444763
they're trying to isolate us by destroying our safe spaces, for example on twitter they've started censoring posts with the "this post is currently unavailable in the UK".

basically this is how it starts, then they'll move on to Phase 2