Thread 213445404

You are just mad that you were molested at a Catholic school, Jason.

>>213445404 (OP)
that's meowko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v_Uew8cvYE

Turks are white. Hasan Piker is white.

>>213445404 (OP)
ugly . literally looks like a tranny

So i was watching Evo last night and somebody won one of the side tournaments against the favorite. He happened to be using a top tier character, as was the other guy. Anyway, he wins, and instantly in the chat someone types "you ain't nothing without your (top tier character)". I'm surprised there are still people like this in fighting game scene. The kind of masochist who thinks it's a valid win if you use a bad character that sucks.

>>213445498
Thoughts on Olivia Rodrigo’s outfit?

Business idea: E=mc^2 + AI

>>213445631
always liked mini skirts on women but I'm not a big fan of corset type of tops
8/10

>>213445404 (OP)
I made avocado toast and my gf jokingly said I am such a millennial. Just kidding I don't have a girlfriend. I need to kms.

>>213445603
Turkey is located in asia
They are asian

I sleep like this

>>213445720
How do you have gay sex like that?

>>213445716
rollercoaster of emotion, this post

>>213445718
asians can be white

they've called me snow nigger on /int/
I'll write that as my race if I ever visit USA

>>213445868
Ermm no they can't

International fun fact: East Africans really hate Libyans because they regularly kidnap and ransom their relatives who go there trying to cross into Europe

>>213445756
very carefully

>>213446014
dont reply to goshcel

>hit up bar because already crossfaded
>Beastie Boys song is playing
>Start rapping to the lyrics as I'm walking
>Black guy staring at me
>Tell him: What are you looking at?
>He doesn't actually do anything
W

>>213446014
yes they can
most people agree

Every glamorous sunrise
Throws the planets out of line
A star sign out of whack, a fraudulent zodiac

>>213446076
this came to my mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvJQeP1NU4w

>>213446091
Asians and whites are different races
Everyone on planet earth recognizes this basic fact

America is the great Satan.

>>213445868
they are better than white

>>213446239
with the bilingual packaging that says 'el satan grande' under that

>onee-san is drugged and kidnapped by knights to go fight migratory dragons
>go to town to meet the one person she said you could trust
>onee-san told him there's a 12 year old girl back at her house and he goes to look for her
>he meets MC(12 year old girl looking for her guardian who went missing at the same time of the kidnapping)
>"A red haired green eyed woman named Nelly told you to come here and that you can only trust me? I don't know any such woman, and I'm sure I'd remember because my dear friend Neferati looks just like that!"
>"Anyway, bye. I need to go tell Nef her 12 year old girl is missing and probably dead. I hope you find your missing guardian who looks just like her and told you to come to me."
>the entire town is doing this

>>213446311
>pic
Megumin gets younger every year

>>213446309
Beaners love america and assimilate to american culture instantly
They are hundreds of thousands of them in the military and love watching football and baseball and driving big trucks

>>213446362
sound like my kind of people.

I wish I was Mexican

>>213446349
Megumin has black hair and red eyes.

358
כל ישראל=358

153=fish of sea

All Israel, the tree, the root, the root of Jesse, the Son of David, Yehoshua (391, result of the vesica) is All Israel that are his children by faith thru Abraham's body first for Isaac, then those grafted in, so All Israel will be saved.

>>213446378
You must love tacky, low brow, kitsch, unintelligent, and pompous culture then

>>213446433
>t. 100 Gecs fan

>>213446497
What is that supposed to be?

>>213446507
NTA but its a rap band from the covid era

>>213446362
Beaners are mostly good people that usually aren't good at planning and have shit-tier governments in their home countries. When I lived in the US, I got usually along really well with them.

German culture is the most intelligent, wise, peaceful, passionate, truth seeking, and honest culture to have ever existed
If america had been founded by Germans instead of anglos america would be infinitely prosperous and the most advanced civilization to ever exist

>>213446433
oh yeah, big time. pass me my raiders mug, it's behind my old novelty plates.

>>213446076
Calm down.

>>213446543
Never heard of it until you mentioned it in your post
Beaners also love rap and negro culture as well

I love life

>>213446665
Its a white band

>>213446675
i love.... uhhhhh

The Crimson Demons are half the reason konosuba is in my isekai 3x3

>>213446714
Negro culture is the monoculture of america

/brit/ is better than /cum/
>>213446488

>>213446756
Women!?

>>213446798
i love nothing

Picked up Dark Souls 1 and Watch Dogs for PS3 at the pawn shop

>>213446847
why didnt you buy it on your ps5?

If i shave my neck it looks very obvious that i want to "strenghten" my chin if i shave my whole beard and leave the mustache i look like a pedophile if i shave only the moustache i look like an impostor if i shave completely i look like a potato

The answer is to not shave at all and never go outside as there's nothing good there

>>213446878
I have no such console

>>213446924
>not shave at all and never go outside
gross, i bet food sticks there when you eat

>>213446617
Cute! ,

Kawaii@!!

>>213446414
Hot explosion magician !
>>213446311
I like! :)
>>213445920
Funny frog xD
>>213445720
Big boots
>>213445631
>>213445404 (OP)
Grotesque foul gross despicable 3D pig disgusting . I just threw up in my mouth upon looking this visage. Please do not posting filthy 3D whores

I'm in bed, in my jammy pants and hoodie, under the blanket, laying on my side, reading an isekai.

U.S. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson prays at Jerusalem's Western Wailing Wall while wearing a Kippah: "Our prayer is that America will always stand with Israel... That's what Scripture tells us to do."

I recently learned human breast milk isn't nearly as accessible and easily acquired as I had hoped. In fact you have to contact a milk bank or be referred by a doctor, and the milk is more or less only available to mothers who can't produce it on their own. This is unacceptable.

The fact that there's no way to easily obtain pasteurized human milk delivered to your doorstep in glass bottles is a sign of our civilizational decline. It's 2025 and we still don't have something this simple?
I demand the creation of a service such as I will describe:
>Human milk is collected from employees, who are white and attractive. Having large breasts and being attractive is a prerequisite, like classical Hooters used to be
>There is also a soy milk option, which is produced by Asian women
>You sign up online and the milk is delivered to your door and glass bottles, like classic milk deliveries in the past except delivered by milk women in sexy outfits.
>Each bottle of milk comes with a picture of the "cow" on the label. Just a tasteful portrait shot, with her wearing novelty cow ears and maybe a bell.
>The milk is pasteurized and treated such that it lasts unacceptable amount of time and just free of foodborne illnesses

Is this really too much to ask for?

>>213447195
Also as a side note, I blame the fact that america is no longer a homogenous country for this not existing

You'd think there would be more jokes about how Hamas sounds like hummus

>>213447193
Christians should be crucified.

>>213447276
American evangelical ones should be most definitely

>>213447195
>There is also a soy milk option, which is produced by Asian women

How do you rank the farm animals

>>213447195
how about chocolate milk, produced by black women?

>>213447195
Do they make poo milk for gay babies

>>213446626
Despite them looking like us, something is really unsettling about Indians.

Its hard to belive anything as evil as jews exist on earth
The shit with the GHF is next level brutality that has never been seen in history
Genesis Kahn would shudder in horror if he saw what israel is doing right now

>>213447347
cows and chickens are both indispensable, tied for top slot. all others are just for funsies.

>>213447432
indians look nothing like mexicans

>>213447425
It's not for babies idiot

AOC is jewish

>>213447458
i was about to say, yeah. and i'm not just being nice because you guys are the 'm' in /cum/, mexicans look perfectly human. you don't have that uncanny "anyone in there?" look indians have.

>>213447556
AOC is built for gentle coitus

Many "Hispanics" and "latinos" are descended from converso sephardic jews

Toronto moment

How many jeets ruined your day today?

>>213447630
https://youtu.be/hsfwH0Nb-us

Logically, I can see the benefits of walkable cities, but walkable cities are essentially giant outdoor malls that you also live in. As a stonecold incel freak, the idea of this is repugnant to me

>>213447628
thats not true

>>213447630
Land acknowledgments serve the exclusive purpose of massaging the ego

>>213447778
Yes it is

>>213447791
can i massage your penis?

This CPU keeps kicking my ass.

Sitting poolside

>>213447747
this nigga thinks walking in a city involves buying McDonalds every few steps

>>213447802
less than 0.5%

>>213447642
i don't think an indian has ever ruined my day. as a matter of fact, i'm positive a couple have helped me out with digital support jams. they're nice people when they're not being weird.

>>213447849
Its a not insignificant minority
Your president is one of them

MY MY MY MY MUSIC HITS YOU
SO HARD
MAKES YOU SAY
OH MY LORD
THANK YOU
FO BLESSIN' ME
WID A MIND TO RHYME
AND TWO RIGHT FEET

its raining cumbums

>>213447902
I don't think we'd end up looking too good if USA and Mexico went jew for jew tbqhwyf

>>213447902
>Your president
NOT my president

>>213447791
Maybe if the land acknowledgement faggots got a prostate massage, they’d calm down

whats rain feel like? I cant even remember

where in the US can I meet an asian woman preferably of chinese descent?

>>213448042
california or gay york

>>213448042
San Francisco or seattle

>>213448042
san francisco

>>213448042
You can find Chinese people from Fujian province in any major city in America

>>213425099
please help with bumps :)

>>213447927
hallelujah

>>213448042
Boise, Idaho
Atlanta, Georgia
Dallas, Texas

It get noisy in Boise

Terrone had a mental breakdown last night.

>>213448184
what happened?

>>213448184
/cum/ was terrible last night

Oh shit that pedestrian just made eye contact with me. I'd better stop my car in case he decides to dart out in front of me.

The sort of Chinese woman I'm thinking of

is the whole website just pure garbage these days or have I grown numb?
even the porn boards are lame as fuck

>>213448268
i'm sure there are plenty of Chinese women in Stockholm

Being naked outside feels so good, I completely understand nudists perspective but I don't have the balls to actually be seen naked by strangers

>>213448346
>these days
This site has effectively been dead since moot left.

>>213448386
stockholm has plenty of indians and chinese

How is it only 3:36 PM

business idea: start posting with Israeli VPN in /cum/ so Terrone gets a mental breakdown again

>>213447955
I didnt vote for trump but he is still president

DEI will be back on steroids once israel is safe

Exercise, get lots of sleep, stay hydrated

>>213448453
12:36*

In america our rights are violated at least 100 different ways every day

i think i'm gonna go back to sleep. i hope UBI exists when i wake up

fuck white people

>>213448521
west coast fag

MMA and WWE are run by the same jew

We all serve the same mystery

>>213448484
It never went away. Orange Man’s deal with the Ivy League is just to add Jews as an additional privileged group alongside blacks, gays, etc

>>213448565
das right

Thousands of IDF soldiers are currently living in the USA
all of them killers and murderers who wouldn't hesitate to shoot you if they find out you arent pro israel

Really love the threads were terrone and redditpaki just circlejerk each other. really awesome and cool

>>213448566
They run nearly everything. You just have to look closely.

>>213448605
Truke

i don't like the OP of this thread so i'm not going to post epic xitter screenshots on this thread

I root for china and russia to defeat NATO

>>213448720
Kys goshy

>>213448720
Thank g-d!

>>213448419
I remember telling myself that captchas would make me leave, yet I kept coming back like the battered wife that I am.
the joke's on me ater all

>>213448790
I’d like to hug you?

>>213448720
if I used this for the next one would that be acceptable?

HOLY DIVER
YOUVE BEEN DOWN TO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEEEEEAAA
OH CANT YOU SEEE WHAT I MEEEEEEAAAANNN
RACE FOR THE TIGER
YOU CAN SEE HIS STRIPES BUT YOU KNOW HE'S CLEAN
OH WHATS BECOOOOOMING OF MEEEEEEEE

GOTTA GET AWAY
GET AWAAAAAYYYYYYYY
GOTTA GET AWAY
HOLY DIVER

Sunday /cum/ is always the worst

The talons of a cassowary, a large flightless bird native to Papua New Guinea, Indonesia, and northeastern Australia. Attacks on humans are rare, but they can be serious. Two fatalities caused by cassowaries have been recorded in the last 100 years.

>>213448804
yeah we can do like a long distance hug if you want.
On the count of three reach your arms in front of you and imagine squeezing some brown incel fucktard in between your arms, I'll do the same on my end.
go !
1...2....

>>213448729
What about Serbia and Iran and North Korea and Belarus?

>>213449007
Creationists be like
>this looks exactly like a dinosaur foot because God is testing your faith

you're probably a shia innit

silly little guy

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>213449102
Haha, this chud is so cute!

>>213449007
these mfs always killed me in farcry 3

>>213449070
im a cumming cummer

gonna complain for a few posts

>>213449102
billions must dance

>>213449030
I root for them as well
They are on the right side of history

My throat hurts from lack of beer

Purchased a snow plow for my truck today, I'm gonna be balling this winter

Everyone in america celebrated when this yenta got shot

>>213449051
This is fake btw

>>213449166
who?

>>213449116
great game. 4 is even better IMO.

>>213449178
How you know that?

Lol, her husband is just what you would imagine him to be based on who she is.
She's a hot mommy though...

Drinking Dr Pepper

>>213449166
who?

>>213449188
>>213449244
Jewish Blackstone employee who was shot in Manhattan

taking off my pants and transforming into jammies mode

xD

>>213449257
You mean the guy who shot the wrong floor because he was targeting the NFL?

>>213449319
Thats the cover story

>ID expired
>Debit card expires this month
>need ID card to renew debit card
>can't get a new ID because of shitty government

Cum niggas be like:
>lololo everyone was going crazy when this person did the thing. The whole country was laughing and screaming when this person did a thing!!! lol everyone is so stupid!! She/he was a (race/religion) after all!! Lololo
>Posts a picture of someone literally nobody in the world has ever seen in their lives

>>213449348
jajaja pendejo

>>213449388
have you ever coomed inside a pendejo?

>>213449228
>Candace Owens
This bitch is dangerously retarded

it's youtube playable time

>>213449386
Shut up Sheila

>>213449460
flash without the SOUL

>>213449340
Okay schizo

>>213449443
nope, no butt stuff for me

>>213449519
das gay

>>213449456
she's very eloquent and by all means quite successful, also she's hot

What if you caught your girl sniffing your unwashed boxers

>>213449500
Seething yid

>>213449569
I'd say "ewww"

>>213449569
my what?

>>213449569
kinda gay

>>213449546
You can be eloquent and successful without being intelligent
I'm not attracted to her. Black women's nostrils are just such a huge turn off

Wish the NJP still existed

>>213449575
What's a yid?

>>213449569
I'd break up with her on the spot because I don't own any boxers and she must have obtained them from another man

>>213449632
derogatory term for a Jew

when is my real life gonna start

>>213449661
Oh that's terrible!

I think i accidentally ate my ZYN pouch

>>213449697
Once you start it

>>213449697
when you stop gooning to anime girls

So many albums on spotify have the tracks in the wrong order

>>213449722
I tried a 5mg one and wanted to die

>>213449759
I have 3 6mg ones each day

was gonna redeposit to the casino but I forgot I self-excluded

>>213449806
Try a different casino!

>>213449697
Two more weeks

did this really happen in your opinion?

>>213449857
brian tier

>>213449869
That's not me I'm actually being really brave about it

>>213449865
yes

>>213449865
no but only because I don't believe for a second dave blunts ever sold anything, even weed
but normally yeah junkies will absolutely try fake money

i fucked up

The Swede or englishman or frenchman who comes to america tomorrow is more my brother than any black whos been living here for 600 years or any indian who has been living here for thousands of years

kill me

>>213450055
no

>>213450055
Whiny bitch!

>>213450110
hello retard I have ran out of books to read in my personal library.
Mind typing one of your made up stories to entertain me?
retarded old faggot

Jerked off to a black bitch with big juicy tits I feel disgusted after tho black women give me the ick

>>213450201
Why are you always so mad at me? Also, I'm not that old.
You probably mistake me for a different German.

>>213450046
what about the white Guatemalan who has brown skin but identifies as white who comes to america tomorrow ?

>>213450201
post personal library

>Name
>Number
>Adjective
>Color
>Noun
>Plural food
>Noun
>Verb ending in "ing"
>Article of clothing
>Adjective
>Famous name
>Number
>Name
>Noun
>Name
>Occupation

>>213449228
the fact that he's Catholic and he made her Catholic really makes me wonder what my female African ancestors were like

Cats have grosser buttholes than dogs

>>213449257
It's annuda showa

>>213450212
at least drop the name brotha

>>213450283
cumjective

>>213450297
Not encouraging your porn addiction. it's for your own good

>>213450290
How do animals clean their buttholes?

>>213450290
thats not true
dogs don't clean their buttholes and cats do

>>213447556
That explains her rack.

>>213450283
George
69
Bodacious
Maroon
Couch
Bananas
Dildo
Raping
Crocs
Voluptuous
John Lennon
420
Claudius
Butthole
Rutherford
Pornstar

>>213450320
They lick it clean like a German

>>213450317
I don't have an addiction thoughbeit

>>213450360
gottem

>>213450360
Racist cunt!

>>213448253
Is he reviewing my life or something?

>>213450201
>>213450246
you guys live so close, you should meet up
trains go fast there, do it

>>213450286
Brazilians really do be having slave ancestors

>>213450363
First part of recovery is admitting that you have a problem

>>213450354
>My name is George and I am 69 years old. If I were president, I'd do a whole bunch of bodacious things: I would drive the biggest maroon car in the country. And that car would go faster than any other couch in the world! Everyone would eat pepperoni bananas for dinner. I would live in the Statue of Dildo and build a raping pool at her feet. I would wear Crocs on my head, and everyone would say I look voluptuously like John Lennon. School would be open only 420 days a year. I would give my friends the best jobs. I would nominate Claudius to be Secretary of the Butthole, and Rutherford could be Vice Pornstar!

they killed the giggler

>>213450499
I'm one of three people that understand that reference. State your name, scumbag.

>>213449456
Only some of the things she says are pants on head retarded. Sometimes she says true things.
It's just way more pants on head retarded.

>>213450517
they killed him, man

>>213449456
Emmanuel Macron IS married to a tranny

>>213450473
I forgot how bad these fucking sucked

>>213450473
>I would live in the Statue of Dildo and build a raping pool at her feet.

Do AI voices have a built in breath feature? I was hearing what I thought was a robotic voice but then I hear it take a breath in between words like wtf..

>>213450400
No denial seen. Germans lick their assholes clean: Confirmed.

I can't believe there's not one italian in this whole band

>>213450591
Yes, some AIs are programmed to simulate the passive and automatic noises that humams do.

goon'd to evangelion porn again

hair cut, fresh as fuck right now

>>213450636
Could you just get in the robot, Shinji?

>>213450636
terrone tier

stop sniggering me

>>213450606
What are they called, the soprano raviolis de la palermo?

This is what I plan to look like after looksmaxxing. Then I'm going to re enroll in college pretend to be a football player and have tons of hot casual sex with fat ass insta models of all races.

>>213450594
At least we don't poo on the beaches like Indians.

>>213450662
could you just pay child support, gendo?

posted it again award

everyone wishes they were a cool operator dude with a face mask and a helmet and a vest and gun and shit

Recently discovered that Irish victimhood is modern invention as well as protestant vs. catholic

>>213450771
Id rather be a ninja, like a mortal kombat style ninja like sub zero or scorpion not a realistic one

>>213450803
>protestant vs. catholic
Wut? Catholics used to put Protestants in cages, and string the cages up on the side of the church.
That was a long fued.

>>213450834
yea that shit aint real, who gives a fuck

>>213450771
Not me. That kind of killer is only useful as a political tool. The supreme form of violence is chemical and radiological warfare

>>213450857
who gives a fuck about your gay zogbot operator. for all relevance to my life they may as well both be fake

almost time for ediblesburg to pay me a vist

I would also like to be a wizard by the way

Not too hot out

>>213450896
>Tecumseh
WTF

>>213450803
Catholics have hated protestants ever since their clergy overlords told them to. You can't call out a con artist without expecting retribution

saw like 3 japanese girls at the super market

Find small ways to create happiness.

>>213450851
Brother, the leadership of the Irish independence movement and IRA was a mix of protestant and catholic, of course nobody will admit it and it's true the protestant ulster scum started arming up around 1914.

>>213450955
the weather has been pretty chill here too

>>213451016
Did you insta-nut?

>>213451025
No
Beautiful wife or nothing!!

>>213451016
Protect them

>>213451038
no but they got that low key quiet demeanor that's really uncommon in brazil

>>213451030
Oh, you're talking about Irish Catholics and Irish Protestants. It wasn't clear. I thought you meant Catholics and Protestants in general, across countries.

It's almost that time

>>213451098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

Let's finish this thread so Goshy can create a new one!

N

>>213451140
schizo

I

New
>>213451159

G
G
E
R

MUH JASON
MUH GOSHY
MUH BRIAN
MUH TERRONE

holy fuck shut uuuuup
nobody cares about your /cum/celeb

>>213451097
I wasn't clear sorry about that. I do think in general, protestants hate catholics more than vise versa

>>213451285
You're good.

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