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You are just mad that you were molested at a Catholic school, Jason.
>>213445404 (OP)that's meowko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v_Uew8cvYE
Turks are white. Hasan Piker is white.
>>213445404 (OP)ugly . literally looks like a tranny
So i was watching Evo last night and somebody won one of the side tournaments against the favorite. He happened to be using a top tier character, as was the other guy. Anyway, he wins, and instantly in the chat someone types "you ain't nothing without your (top tier character)". I'm surprised there are still people like this in fighting game scene. The kind of masochist who thinks it's a valid win if you use a bad character that sucks.
>>213445498Thoughts on Olivia Rodrigoโs outfit?
Business idea: E=mc^2 + AI
>>213445631always liked mini skirts on women but I'm not a big fan of corset type of tops
8/10
>>213445404 (OP)I made avocado toast and my gf jokingly said I am such a millennial. Just kidding I don't have a girlfriend. I need to kms.
>>213445603Turkey is located in asia
They are asian
>>213445720How do you have gay sex like that?
>>213445716rollercoaster of emotion, this post
>>213445718asians can be white
they've called me snow nigger on /int/
I'll write that as my race if I ever visit USA
>>213445868Ermm no they can't
International fun fact: East Africans really hate Libyans because they regularly kidnap and ransom their relatives who go there trying to cross into Europe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr_xgY-02DM
>>213445756very carefully
>>213446014dont reply to goshcel
>hit up bar because already crossfaded
>Beastie Boys song is playing
>Start rapping to the lyrics as I'm walking
>Black guy staring at me
>Tell him: What are you looking at?
>He doesn't actually do anything
W
>>213446014yes they can
most people agree
Every glamorous sunrise
Throws the planets out of line
A star sign out of whack, a fraudulent zodiac
>>213446076this came to my mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvJQeP1NU4w
>>213446091Asians and whites are different races
Everyone on planet earth recognizes this basic fact
America is the great Satan.
>>213445868they are better than white
>>213446239with the bilingual packaging that says 'el satan grande' under that
>onee-san is drugged and kidnapped by knights to go fight migratory dragons
>go to town to meet the one person she said you could trust
>onee-san told him there's a 12 year old girl back at her house and he goes to look for her
>he meets MC(12 year old girl looking for her guardian who went missing at the same time of the kidnapping)
>"A red haired green eyed woman named Nelly told you to come here and that you can only trust me? I don't know any such woman, and I'm sure I'd remember because my dear friend Neferati looks just like that!"
>"Anyway, bye. I need to go tell Nef her 12 year old girl is missing and probably dead. I hope you find your missing guardian who looks just like her and told you to come to me."
>the entire town is doing this
>>213446311>picMegumin gets younger every year
>>213446309Beaners love america and assimilate to american culture instantly
They are hundreds of thousands of them in the military and love watching football and baseball and driving big trucks
>>213446362sound like my kind of people.
>>213446349Megumin has black hair and red eyes.
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All Israel, the tree, the root, the root of Jesse, the Son of David, Yehoshua (391, result of the vesica) is All Israel that are his children by faith thru Abraham's body first for Isaac, then those grafted in, so All Israel will be saved.
>>213446378You must love tacky, low brow, kitsch, unintelligent, and pompous culture then
>>213446433>t. 100 Gecs fan
>>213446497What is that supposed to be?
>>213446507NTA but its a rap band from the covid era
>>213446362Beaners are mostly good people that usually aren't good at planning and have shit-tier governments in their home countries. When I lived in the US, I got usually along really well with them.
German culture is the most intelligent, wise, peaceful, passionate, truth seeking, and honest culture to have ever existed
If america had been founded by Germans instead of anglos america would be infinitely prosperous and the most advanced civilization to ever exist
>>213446433oh yeah, big time. pass me my raiders mug, it's behind my old novelty plates.
>>213446543Never heard of it until you mentioned it in your post
Beaners also love rap and negro culture as well
>>213446665Its a white band
>>213446675i love.... uhhhhh
The Crimson Demons are half the reason konosuba is in my isekai 3x3
>>213446714Negro culture is the monoculture of america
/brit/ is better than /cum/
>>213446488
>>213446798i love nothing
Picked up Dark Souls 1 and Watch Dogs for PS3 at the pawn shop
>>213446847why didnt you buy it on your ps5?
If i shave my neck it looks very obvious that i want to "strenghten" my chin if i shave my whole beard and leave the mustache i look like a pedophile if i shave only the moustache i look like an impostor if i shave completely i look like a potato
The answer is to not shave at all and never go outside as there's nothing good there
>>213446878I have no such console
>>213446924>not shave at all and never go outsidegross, i bet food sticks there when you eat
>>213446617Cute! ,
Kawaii@!!
>>213446414Hot explosion magician !
>>213446311I like! :)
>>213445920Funny frog xD
>>213445720Big boots
>>213445631>>213445404 (OP)Grotesque foul gross despicable 3D pig disgusting . I just threw up in my mouth upon looking this visage. Please do not posting filthy 3D whores
I'm in bed, in my jammy pants and hoodie, under the blanket, laying on my side, reading an isekai.
U.S. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson prays at Jerusalem's Western Wailing Wall while wearing a Kippah: "Our prayer is that America will always stand with Israel... That's what Scripture tells us to do."
I recently learned human breast milk isn't nearly as accessible and easily acquired as I had hoped. In fact you have to contact a milk bank or be referred by a doctor, and the milk is more or less only available to mothers who can't produce it on their own. This is unacceptable.
The fact that there's no way to easily obtain pasteurized human milk delivered to your doorstep in glass bottles is a sign of our civilizational decline. It's 2025 and we still don't have something this simple?
I demand the creation of a service such as I will describe:
>Human milk is collected from employees, who are white and attractive. Having large breasts and being attractive is a prerequisite, like classical Hooters used to be
>There is also a soy milk option, which is produced by Asian women
>You sign up online and the milk is delivered to your door and glass bottles, like classic milk deliveries in the past except delivered by milk women in sexy outfits.
>Each bottle of milk comes with a picture of the "cow" on the label. Just a tasteful portrait shot, with her wearing novelty cow ears and maybe a bell.
>The milk is pasteurized and treated such that it lasts unacceptable amount of time and just free of foodborne illnesses
Is this really too much to ask for?
>>213447195Also as a side note, I blame the fact that america is no longer a homogenous country for this not existing
You'd think there would be more jokes about how Hamas sounds like hummus
>>213447193Christians should be crucified.
>>213447276American evangelical ones should be most definitely
>>213447195>There is also a soy milk option, which is produced by Asian women
How do you rank the farm animals
>>213447195how about chocolate milk, produced by black women?
>>213447195Do they make poo milk for gay babies
>>213446626Despite them looking like us, something is really unsettling about Indians.
Its hard to belive anything as evil as jews exist on earth
The shit with the GHF is next level brutality that has never been seen in history
Genesis Kahn would shudder in horror if he saw what israel is doing right now
>>213447347cows and chickens are both indispensable, tied for top slot. all others are just for funsies.
>>213447432indians look nothing like mexicans
>>213447425It's not for babies idiot
>>213447458i was about to say, yeah. and i'm not just being nice because you guys are the 'm' in /cum/, mexicans look perfectly human. you don't have that uncanny "anyone in there?" look indians have.
>>213447556AOC is built for gentle coitus
Many "Hispanics" and "latinos" are descended from converso sephardic jews
How many jeets ruined your day today?
>>213447630https://youtu.be/hsfwH0Nb-us
Logically, I can see the benefits of walkable cities, but walkable cities are essentially giant outdoor malls that you also live in. As a stonecold incel freak, the idea of this is repugnant to me
>>213447628thats not true
>>213447630Land acknowledgments serve the exclusive purpose of massaging the ego
>>213447791can i massage your penis?
This CPU keeps kicking my ass.
>>213447747this nigga thinks walking in a city involves buying McDonalds every few steps
>>213447802less than 0.5%
>>213447642i don't think an indian has ever ruined my day. as a matter of fact, i'm positive a couple have helped me out with digital support jams. they're nice people when they're not being weird.
>>213447849Its a not insignificant minority
Your president is one of them
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MY MY MY MY MUSIC HITS YOU
SO HARD
MAKES YOU SAY
OH MY LORD
THANK YOU
FO BLESSIN' ME
WID A MIND TO RHYME
AND TWO RIGHT FEET
>>213447902I don't think we'd end up looking too good if USA and Mexico went jew for jew tbqhwyf
>>213447902>Your president NOT my president
>>213447791Maybe if the land acknowledgement faggots got a prostate massage, theyโd calm down
whats rain feel like? I cant even remember
where in the US can I meet an asian woman preferably of chinese descent?
>>213448042california or gay york
>>213448042San Francisco or seattle
>>213448042You can find Chinese people from Fujian province in any major city in America
>>213425099please help with bumps :)
>>213448042Boise, Idaho
Atlanta, Georgia
Dallas, Texas
Terrone had a mental breakdown last night.
>>213448184what happened?
>>213448184/cum/ was terrible last night
Oh shit that pedestrian just made eye contact with me. I'd better stop my car in case he decides to dart out in front of me.
The sort of Chinese woman I'm thinking of
is the whole website just pure garbage these days or have I grown numb?
even the porn boards are lame as fuck
>>213448268i'm sure there are plenty of Chinese women in Stockholm
Being naked outside feels so good, I completely understand nudists perspective but I don't have the balls to actually be seen naked by strangers
>>213448346>these daysThis site has effectively been dead since moot left.
>>213448386stockholm has plenty of indians and chinese
business idea: start posting with Israeli VPN in /cum/ so Terrone gets a mental breakdown again
>>213447955I didnt vote for trump but he is still president
DEI will be back on steroids once israel is safe
Exercise, get lots of sleep, stay hydrated
In america our rights are violated at least 100 different ways every day
i think i'm gonna go back to sleep. i hope UBI exists when i wake up
>>213448521west coast fag
MMA and WWE are run by the same jew
We all serve the same mystery
>>213448484It never went away. Orange Manโs deal with the Ivy League is just to add Jews as an additional privileged group alongside blacks, gays, etc
Thousands of IDF soldiers are currently living in the USA
all of them killers and murderers who wouldn't hesitate to shoot you if they find out you arent pro israel
Really love the threads were terrone and redditpaki just circlejerk each other. really awesome and cool
>>213448566They run nearly everything. You just have to look closely.
i don't like the OP of this thread so i'm not going to post epic xitter screenshots on this thread
I root for china and russia to defeat NATO
>>213448419I remember telling myself that captchas would make me leave, yet I kept coming back like the battered wife that I am.
the joke's on me ater all
>>213448790Iโd like to hug you?
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>>213448720if I used this for the next one would that be acceptable?
HOLY DIVER
YOUVE BEEN DOWN TO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEEEEEAAA
OH CANT YOU SEEE WHAT I MEEEEEEAAAANNN
RACE FOR THE TIGER
YOU CAN SEE HIS STRIPES BUT YOU KNOW HE'S CLEAN
OH WHATS BECOOOOOMING OF MEEEEEEEE
GOTTA GET AWAY
GET AWAAAAAYYYYYYYY
GOTTA GET AWAY
HOLY DIVER
Sunday /cum/ is always the worst
The talons of a cassowary, a large flightless bird native to Papua New Guinea, Indonesia, and northeastern Australia. Attacks on humans are rare, but they can be serious. Two fatalities caused by cassowaries have been recorded in the last 100 years.
>>213448804yeah we can do like a long distance hug if you want.
On the count of three reach your arms in front of you and imagine squeezing some brown incel fucktard in between your arms, I'll do the same on my end.
go !
1...2....
>>213448729What about Serbia and Iran and North Korea and Belarus?
>>213449007Creationists be like
>this looks exactly like a dinosaur foot because God is testing your faith
you're probably a shia innit
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>213449102Haha, this chud is so cute!
>>213449007these mfs always killed me in farcry 3
>>213449070im a cumming cummer
gonna complain for a few posts
>>213449102billions must dance
>>213449030I root for them as well
They are on the right side of history
My throat hurts from lack of beer
Purchased a snow plow for my truck today, I'm gonna be balling this winter
Everyone in america celebrated when this yenta got shot
>>213449051This is fake btw
>>213449116great game. 4 is even better IMO.
>>213449178How you know that?
Lol, her husband is just what you would imagine him to be based on who she is.
She's a hot mommy though...
>>213449188>>213449244Jewish Blackstone employee who was shot in Manhattan
taking off my pants and transforming into jammies mode
>>213449257You mean the guy who shot the wrong floor because he was targeting the NFL?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PD0VjZTGuw
>>213449319Thats the cover story
>ID expired
>Debit card expires this month
>need ID card to renew debit card
>can't get a new ID because of shitty government
Cum niggas be like:
>lololo everyone was going crazy when this person did the thing. The whole country was laughing and screaming when this person did a thing!!! lol everyone is so stupid!! She/he was a (race/religion) after all!! Lololo
>Posts a picture of someone literally nobody in the world has ever seen in their lives
>>213449348jajaja pendejo
>>213449388have you ever coomed inside a pendejo?
>>213449228>Candace Owens This bitch is dangerously retarded
it's youtube playable time
>>213449386Shut up Sheila
>>213449460flash without the SOUL
>>213449443nope, no butt stuff for me
>>213449456she's very eloquent and by all means quite successful, also she's hot
What if you caught your girl sniffing your unwashed boxers
>>213449569I'd say "ewww"
>>213449546You can be eloquent and successful without being intelligent
I'm not attracted to her. Black women's nostrils are just such a huge turn off
Wish the NJP still existed
>>213449569I'd break up with her on the spot because I don't own any boxers and she must have obtained them from another man
>>213449632derogatory term for a Jew
when is my real life gonna start
>>213449661Oh that's terrible!
I think i accidentally ate my ZYN pouch
>>213449697Once you start it
>>213449697when you stop gooning to anime girls
So many albums on spotify have the tracks in the wrong order
>>213449722I tried a 5mg one and wanted to die
>>213449759I have 3 6mg ones each day
was gonna redeposit to the casino but I forgot I self-excluded
>>213449806Try a different casino!
>>213449697Two more weeks
did this really happen in your opinion?
>>213449869That's not me I'm actually being really brave about it
>>213449865no but only because I don't believe for a second dave blunts ever sold anything, even weed
but normally yeah junkies will absolutely try fake money
The Swede or englishman or frenchman who comes to america tomorrow is more my brother than any black whos been living here for 600 years or any indian who has been living here for thousands of years
>>213450110hello retard I have ran out of books to read in my personal library.
Mind typing one of your made up stories to entertain me?
retarded old faggot
Jerked off to a black bitch with big juicy tits I feel disgusted after tho black women give me the ick
>>213450201Why are you always so mad at me? Also, I'm not that old.
You probably mistake me for a different German.
>>213450046what about the white Guatemalan who has brown skin but identifies as white who comes to america tomorrow ?
>>213450201post personal library
>Name
>Number
>Adjective
>Color
>Noun
>Plural food
>Noun
>Verb ending in "ing"
>Article of clothing
>Adjective
>Famous name
>Number
>Name
>Noun
>Name
>Occupation
>>213449228the fact that he's Catholic and he made her Catholic really makes me wonder what my female African ancestors were like
Cats have grosser buttholes than dogs
>>213449257It's annuda showa
>>213450212at least drop the name brotha
>>213450297Not encouraging your porn addiction. it's for your own good
>>213450290How do animals clean their buttholes?
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>Cats have grosser buttholes than dogs
>>213450290thats not true
dogs don't clean their buttholes and cats do
>>213447556That explains her rack.
>>213450283George
69
Bodacious
Maroon
Couch
Bananas
Dildo
Raping
Crocs
Voluptuous
John Lennon
420
Claudius
Butthole
Rutherford
Pornstar
>>213450320They lick it clean like a German
>>213450317I don't have an addiction thoughbeit
>>213448253Is he reviewing my life or something?
>>213450201>>213450246you guys live so close, you should meet up
trains go fast there, do it
>>213450286Brazilians really do be having slave ancestors
>>213450363First part of recovery is admitting that you have a problem
>>213450354>My name is George and I am 69 years old. If I were president, I'd do a whole bunch of bodacious things: I would drive the biggest maroon car in the country. And that car would go faster than any other couch in the world! Everyone would eat pepperoni bananas for dinner. I would live in the Statue of Dildo and build a raping pool at her feet. I would wear Crocs on my head, and everyone would say I look voluptuously like John Lennon. School would be open only 420 days a year. I would give my friends the best jobs. I would nominate Claudius to be Secretary of the Butthole, and Rutherford could be Vice Pornstar!
>>213450499I'm one of three people that understand that reference. State your name, scumbag.
>>213449456Only some of the things she says are pants on head retarded. Sometimes she says true things.
It's just way more pants on head retarded.
>>213450517they killed him, man
>>213449456Emmanuel Macron IS married to a tranny
>>213450473I forgot how bad these fucking sucked
>>213450473>I would live in the Statue of Dildo and build a raping pool at her feet.
Do AI voices have a built in breath feature? I was hearing what I thought was a robotic voice but then I hear it take a breath in between words like wtf..
>>213450400No denial seen. Germans lick their assholes clean: Confirmed.
I can't believe there's not one italian in this whole band
>>213450591Yes, some AIs are programmed to simulate the passive and automatic noises that humams do.
goon'd to evangelion porn again
hair cut, fresh as fuck right now
>>213450636Could you just get in the robot, Shinji?
>>213450606What are they called, the soprano raviolis de la palermo?
This is what I plan to look like after looksmaxxing. Then I'm going to re enroll in college pretend to be a football player and have tons of hot casual sex with fat ass insta models of all races.
>>213450594At least we don't poo on the beaches like Indians.
>>213450662could you just pay child support, gendo?
everyone wishes they were a cool operator dude with a face mask and a helmet and a vest and gun and shit
Recently discovered that Irish victimhood is modern invention as well as protestant vs. catholic
>>213450771Id rather be a ninja, like a mortal kombat style ninja like sub zero or scorpion not a realistic one
>>213450803>protestant vs. catholicWut? Catholics used to put Protestants in cages, and string the cages up on the side of the church.
That was a long fued.
>>213450834yea that shit aint real, who gives a fuck
>>213450771Not me. That kind of killer is only useful as a political tool. The supreme form of violence is chemical and radiological warfare
>>213450857who gives a fuck about your gay zogbot operator. for all relevance to my life they may as well both be fake
almost time for ediblesburg to pay me a vist
I would also like to be a wizard by the way
>>213450803Catholics have hated protestants ever since their clergy overlords told them to. You can't call out a con artist without expecting retribution
saw like 3 japanese girls at the super market
Find small ways to create happiness.
>>213450851Brother, the leadership of the Irish independence movement and IRA was a mix of protestant and catholic, of course nobody will admit it and it's true the protestant ulster scum started arming up around 1914.
>>213450955the weather has been pretty chill here too
>>213451016Did you insta-nut?
>>213451025No
Beautiful wife or nothing!!
>>213451038no but they got that low key quiet demeanor that's really uncommon in brazil
>>213451030Oh, you're talking about Irish Catholics and Irish Protestants. It wasn't clear. I thought you meant Catholics and Protestants in general, across countries.
>>213451098https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8
Let's finish this thread so Goshy can create a new one!
MUH JASON
MUH GOSHY
MUH BRIAN
MUH TERRONE
holy fuck shut uuuuup
nobody cares about your /cum/celeb
>>213451097I wasn't clear sorry about that. I do think in general, protestants hate catholics more than vise versa