Thread 213450316

kiss your sister

keep the thread up chuds

>>213450316 (OP)
I'm going to sleep bros

Why did you do it, Veitbros?

ISIS = Israel Secret Intelligence Services.

ISIS = Only go on war with Muslim countries.

ISIS = not any Muslims country but ones near to Israel.

ISIS = All top commander are a trained Israeli officers

During past intifadas, none of ISIS would want to take part. Because a dog will always stay loyal to the owner.

So the middle east conflict (Syrian, Iraq) concludes that Israel creates ISIS/Daesh/ISIL. to destabilise the region. And for Israel to expand the idea of greater Zion without any disruption.

PAS=parti islam singapura

DAP=PAP

Malaysian 1 percent excluding royalty=all Chinese with family in "Singapore"

Forest City=singapore colony

Sneed's Feed & Seed Formerly Chuck's = Chuck's Fuck & Suck Subsequently Sneed's

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY MAN, MY CHILDHOOD ARCHRIVAL WHO WAS ALSO MY FORMER BESTFRIEND (now we hate each other) MARRIED A FUCKING 8/10, AND HE USED TO BE THE DORKY ONE WHO CAN'T EVEN TALK TO A SHIT TIER GIRL WHILE I WAS THE (relatively) POPULAR ONE BACK DURING SCHOOL DAYS. I'M SO FUCKING LIVID OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!

>>213451875
I FUCKING LOST I LOSTTTT, I LOST THE FUCKING RIVALRY

>>213450316 (OP)
MALAYSIAN MEN LOOK LIKE THAT?!

>>213453731
Whats his @

Wakey wakey asean.
For wageslaves, prepare to work for longer hours and lesser payment than western wagies
For neet, prepare your mentality to rot in your bedroom and beating your meat in there

Wake deez nuts

>>213455078
pagi

>>213455187
pogi

>>213450316 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60bg7JAGNcU

Are asea nibbas muslim?

>>213453731
>>213454218
indonesian
wildamf on tiktok

That's not scaramouche

>>213451875
Just marry a 9/10 or at least 8/9 and let him have it

>>213455553
The ones I’ve seen here, mainly Nigerian, are.

is that the furry?

u horny rn laokot?

No

Is it worth it to visit Laos?

No.

Shame

>>213455815
In that case I apologize my nigerians

I envy Singaporeans.

>>213456125
I had one in school a year younger than me. She plays basketball a lot and got called [word which will get me a 3 day ban] a lot. She hung out more with the chinese compared to the malay or indian groups for some reason.

>>213456156
Explain

you can say nigga doe

just not hard r of course

>>213456201
Your country looks comfy and has a high standard of living.
The only countries I would consider on par or superior to America are Switzerland, Singapore, and Japan.

I'm super lonely frens.

I wish I had money, you can buy intimacy in indonesia and vietnam. Very attractive girls, I was so happy there.

>>213456261
Either go all in and say it with the r or nothing at all.

>>213456270
Debatable

>>213456201
And yet when I call them "Wakandans" people call me the r-slur. Must be nice having the muslim pass

You don’t need to. Everyone generally doesn’t give a shit when you insult their race since everyone does it. Not sure how it is now with younger people

>>213456242
>>213456261

We say Negrito not the western version of it

who is we nigga?

SAARS, i need pictures of hot caramel colored ASEAN beauties. Please do the needful.

benchod bloody

>>213456443
There's still a stark difference in perception between calling your close friend a keling and calling a random Singajeet a keling.

>>213455815
NIGGERIANS KEK

>>213456905
Yeah I take it back, but I still feel people are more laxed in racial bant.

we dont use that word here chud

bago
>>213456964
>>213456964
>>213456964

can say the same with pinoys and christianity.

>>213457146
all fucking kaffirs must fucking hang!!

how can we fix this?

Give every jawir a chindo gf

I miss being a NEET. Unfortunately my aunt promised to add another 25k allowance just to make me go back to school.

>>213457849
They’re deadset on setting the country back to the aftermath of the Khmer Rouge

No brekie cause im fat

just bee urself

i feel too weak if i don't eat brekkie

>>213456313
>buy
That's fake happy
Get real happy with real hungarian women

>>213455570
Ah fvckk i dont use tiktok
But I would plow this female looking boy ass until his penis ejaculated unwillingly everywhere all over the place because of how my penis bullied his little prostate inside and force this boy to produce cum again and again until he exhausted and beg for me to stop (I wont)

>>213457638
embrace it amoi

>>213458414
it's a real girl

>>213458168
>>213458248
moo ping for brekkie

>>213458516
i had scrambled eggs and kofi today

>want to start a business
>see a lot of news about companies going bankrupt
>many people are unemployed
How long do I have to wait for Indonesia's economy to improve?

>>213458883
Two more weeks

Let Indonesia, the Philippines, Thailand, Vietnam and that massive shithole Banglasia get fucked in the ass by tariffs and we shall clap our hands

>>213458475
Day ruined

>>213458539
>>213459596
why are you gae

>>213459589
Having been to Yogyakarta, its kind of sad how Indonesia has failed to capitalize on its rich history and well-preserved sites. The place is as underdeveloped and inaccessible as the Taj Mahal. All the tourism infrastructure is on Bali and with Jakarta and now the new capital sucking up any available money, they are never going to be fully able to fully use its potential

emma

>>213459097
You do know that Singapore is profiting from the growth of the surrounding countries?
When Asean+South Asia lagged Singapore would also lag in growth, or maybe worse because your entire economy is leveraging on those countries.

flipbros can i request a new copy of form 137 cuz the previous one i had got wet?

>>213460171
>real emmas

>>213458883
Go ask Trump, America is the one who can get the whole world out of crisis.
But I wouldn't be surprised if we see an invasion of Taiwan within the next 3 years, or a wave of global unrest and revolutions, effectively suspending the economic recovery for many years to come.

>>213460218
some men just want to watch the seamonke burn

>>213460119
It’s pretty popular honestly many angmoh, but I can’t compare it to the Taj Mahal as I’m not gonna step into India.

The restoration is okay-ish, the stone is the same type but it’s machined cut so you can tell what’s new easily and they don’t fix much of the wall carvings and put blank stones in its place as needed.

Old tour guide said islam is a good religion for taking care of the temple, that there was no war on java due to the harmonious people, all religions lived in harmony but islam won because Allah is the greatest. Then he went on a rant about the problem in java is women and how you should pick your 4 wives.

>>213460281
ask about how moslem terorist bombed the borobudur in the 80's

i keep watching internet comment etiquette slop

>>213460284
>displayed pussy on screen
>waifu status: revoked

mom bought laap

Lol at the state of roblox

>>213451488
Post name

>>213460549
good shit.

new countries just dropped

>>213458273
No, indo massage girl or death. No compromise.

youre into muscle mommies laokot?

bought rotisserie chicken

>>213460304
Didn’t know about the bombings. It was kinda awkward since the tour guide was explaining all the stuff rather neutrally in the tour group then he sat us down and told us that and kept going for 15 minutes.

>>213451875
yeah that's it , you failed.
kys immediately

>>213461168
negros je torbia or something

>>213453731
>>213454218
kys faggots

^tsmt

During a trip in Thailand I was in a cruise ship buffet looking at the food like a fatass. I felt something bump my right arm and I looked and it was a qt in a hijab. She gave me a real warm smile and I got nervous and failed to smile back. I think about this sometimes

Come watch One Piece with me

My favorite Thai movie is Hangover 2

For me it's 21 Jump Street

For me it's creampie in Asia

cringekino continues

>>213462777
>ngibarin bendera dari anime-manga
>banyak yang ikut-ikutan
kenapa masyarakat kita sangat tolol dan gak kreatif wan?

>>213462835
>kenapa masyarakat kita sangat tolol dan gak kreatif wan?
kebanyakan ngelem ama main tiktod

brown taste and iq
same energy as wakanda and konoha meme

i love kopiko brown

Did nothing all day

>>213461168
It's funny how the DOD jumbled the entirety of Bicol, Visayas, and Mindanao into a single entity
US glowies need to catch up since there is no goddamn way that Bicol and some islands in Visayas would join the hypothetical Mindanao separatist movement

>>213462835
that's an insta post from the hack himself

>>213462835
gen Z

TRVKE

wtf is wrong with mindanaoans

what TRVKE?

oh the one piss indog protest o algo

>>213463375
zoomer don'tread one piece, they read kimetsu

How weird is too weird
>>213462777
If there's another protest against the monarchy I expect people to start bringing imu dolls and blow ups here

dont know any zoomer who is into one piss aside from only knowing luffy
theyre more into shit like JJK MHA and chainsaw mid o algo

kids who watched the big 3 also have kids now ktim

shes a minor you nonce

today, high school girls call me pak cik

it's over...

>>213464119
Proof?

she got taken to juvie o algo iirc

>>213464201
>>>/wsg/5940231

How can we fix manchildren pandemic?

kys nonce

Is it true the indonesian protests are happening right now because Indonesian drivers are paid by the weight of their cargo

>>213464477
Shes so cute

Uhhh do chinks love spitting whever theres a confrontation? its like they think spitting≠no jail time. its still assault

me and who

>>213456270
only because we don't have a gross leftard and crimegroid handicap.

>it looks comfy
no crime, no riots, a social safety net that works, and essential goods are partly price-controlled through govt meddling. If only we had enough free time to enjoy the comfy before dying. At least no uppity troons or crimegroids.

>>213457027
Context's still important. You don't "bant" with strangers you barely know as much as you "bant" with your friends whom you know enough that any lighthearted jabs you do to each other won't sour yours and theirs perception of you.

Anyways, the only ones who kvetch and bitch on the internet over not being able to call strangers niggers irl without being called out are gigautists who spend 24/7 of their lives on the internet and lack the EQ to know when and when to not do so.

>>213466646
explain

>>213466798
4 is unlucky in Chinese cUse it sounds like death, many places skip the 4th floor for this reason

just bought something from indonesia

Should I ask my auntie's American husband for money? I need to buy right now

just get a job

It's not that easy and the pay is low

find an american husband too

become a bartender or masseuse (gay) guy in Malaysia. it's simple

go ask somewhere else o algo

I was trying to brainstorm all the best practices to not be screwed over by pinoys
1) don't marry so you're not dragged to the courts
2) don't be confrontational
3) don't get into arguments
4) use online shipping so don't have to put up with skin tax
5) use to ride share so the fee is pre determined and the driver can't rip you off
6) don't tip
7) don't flaunt wealth
8) only rent never but land cause you'll get screwed over by government
9) keep money in international banks to the extent it's possible and don't trust Filipino banks
10) always keep a record of the price so they can't say the price was really this layer
11) go over leases with a lawyer
12) be very very careful about friends
13) stay in higher reputation areas
14) always have a backup plan
15) don't ever take pity or think about changing things cause you'll just end up getting fleeced
16) keep interactions with women to a minimum so you don't arouse the pinoy jealousy
This country is truly a country of all time
I don't get why some Filipinos will say expats have such a glamorized life
Those videos like that guy posted of him talking about having five girlfriend and they don't get jealous and introduce to other girls is so far from reality...

>I don't get why some Filipinos will say expats have such a glamorized life
>dont flaunt wealth

the tipping is where you're making the money aside from the monthly pay, most clients are americans

ok

>>213467107
It's not that
The whole notion that Filipinos bend over to foreigners is complete horseshit
You get screwed over pretty quickly if you're not careful
That's what I meant by glamorized

when you get enough experience around 2-3 years, just hop on to Dubai money. It's simple, you'll earn even more.

I thought it was hard to manage an oil palm estate but actually it's easy when you have many minions from Indonesia.

>>213462835
>>213463375
>there are also a self hating millennials in this internet caffee country
truly the troll remorse generation

>>213462777
check'd. did someone get fined for flying the one piece flag?

Just asked him

>>213462445
>the kind of flip who is a passenger on a cruise ship and not a crew member
why do the indogs and flips here keep pretending they're not part of the 1% in their country

>$175
why would you ask money from some stranger?

bought a&w

>>213466798
Cinama shi
shit= dead

>>213467118
I learned pretty quickly acts of kindness are quickly taken advantage of there
Best to just avoid it entirely and not have to deal with headache
Not like I don't sympathize but you know
>>213467382
Aren't most anons here like middle-upper class
If you're smart enough to get on 4chan and speak good English then you're probably not lower class

>>213467721
tipping is discouraged tho.

I wish I have a Japanese daughter

>>213467382
Indogs are chill. It's the attentionfagging Flips who think poverty porn and going "muh" on it is a personality.

>>213467382
We don't pretend thoughbeit

Speak for yourself loggie

>Speak for yourself loggie
you admit to be poor then bisayad?

Thais think they have won but mark my words, there will be karmic retribution for picking on the defenceless and mentally retarded

>>213459151
So Lenitards want me to remain sexless to propogate their antinatalism fantasies.

new presidential admin building of Sarawak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AVBPaX4tB0

Abang Johari is clearly gunning for seperation

>>213468279
>Singaporejeet sees himself as Chinese before Singaporean and it's his personal responsibility to represent the interests of the Chinese Communist party even though he doesn't have to live under it

>>213467721
I wish I was a middle-upper class

and it's not beautiful

but I don't see any helipad around the perimeter

>>213468652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn8-_td09DM

my cousin is a janitor somewhere in Nevada but is an executive investor here in the philippines

>>213468279
I don't know who's right and who's wrong anymore

>>213468991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Ox3YkGaqE

>>213459151
You just know this bitch will enjoy getting raped.

>>213469043
for me, it's nafas cahaya and jawapanmu

Britney Spears Malaysia in 00s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xth-B-t-bS4

>>213469844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JXMoGkRrZQ

tonight i will goon to r/fashionph posters

I will prowl my local nightclubs next halloween for goth girls

>>213470593
Why did she take a picture in the gents room?

>>213468652
Yeah, this is the result of being buckbroken by our nation. Do NOT move here, choose Switzerland (Japan has similar issues)

Didn't shave for 5 days and I look like a serial rapist.

because she has a titit

>>213470743
I will move to Singapore and there's nothing you can do about it

get with the times unc, we don't listen to those dinosaurs era ahh type shi anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlWxKCq0d2k

>>213470991
Oi, don't lump me in with you
Singapore doesn't really accept foreigners anyway unless you're ultra wealthy so it's not like I even thought about it

>>213471061
Was answering this >>213456270
At least one SGanon is mentally ill here

>>213470593
amoy asim waahahaha

>>213471061
I'm worth half a million

Why do educated Filipinos tend to be liberal social justice warriors on the outside but massive self hating white supremacists who call everyone the same genes as them uneducated?

you can't fix subhumanism with education

>>213471061
Unless you're working in an in-demand industry ( or a Mainlander ), you're not going to get anywhere.

Honestly, just move anywhere else in SEA but Singapore if you want to stretch your US Dollars get every last cent's worth out of it.

>dead
>dead
>dead
>dead
>dead

>start meditating for an hour
>notice burning sensation around my body

>>213472360
I still can't believe monks set themselves on fire all for the noble cause of being repressed by atheistic communists
What were they thinking...

>>213472465
>What were they thinking...
they were observing the present moment

>>213472660
>didn't learn how to cockblock before entering a cockfight match
deserved

>>213471277
You spin half truths just to rile people up
>>213472498
You know one of the first things the commies did was consolidate all the Buddhist organizations into an umbrella group and banned and arrested all the rest
And then oh course even the ones that submitted to the state the state subjected them to strict censorship, surveillance, and control
It's as idiotic as Muslims simping for China
But at least they sure got what they asked for

Gonna learn how to pilot for the next war

>>213472703
huh didn't know that

Particularly hilarious was the ubcv who simped so hard for the communists and then immediately when the commies took over all their temples were closed and taken over
Then it's leaders put on house arrest and all the monks were either forced to join the Buddhism sect with Communist characteristics or were simply arrested

i thought it was over thoughbeit

>>213472778
>49.5 mbps
It’s better than my download speeds…

It's over if you don't have a college degree

>>213472894
The new vietnamese wifi is insanely fast for some reasons.
My previous one was terrible with only 3-10mbps

i though singapore had the best isps thoughalgo?

>>213472921
I think both of you developed recently and so install the newest antenna towers (idk what they’re called)

>>213472921
then again, my last one is a vietnamese ISP too.
So this vietnamese company is better I guess.

>>213473029
probably.
Metfone probably gets a lot of money after whole cutting out Thailand wifi service shit.

bpo is also a hot pot of scams, homosexuality and infidelity

nobody wants to receive an unsolicited call from a pinoy who sounds like they're puking rocks

pagi

gm laokot

Tf that video was uploaded on youtube

You dont need all this stuff only someone that loves you

your pp is small

proof?

why are you up, dough

i slept in the afternoon albeit

me

>Indonesian word for the US is Amerika Serikat
>Amerika Serikat translate to American Union

I cant wait to finally plant my seed in my Filipina online gf. It will be happening soon.

estados unidos

Sneedos Chunidos

I'm glad browsing pinterest T~T

uhh guys?

ANG TAMBOK NG PUKI NG BATA

GUYS

>>213450316 (OP)
What do you think is the best form of heterosexual incest? Brother-sister? Mother-son? Father-daughter? Cousins? Uncle-niece? Aunt-nephew?

o algo

>>213484418
mother-son

wake up, guys.

>>213472694
That blade is not a joke anon, its basically a mini karambit where a single wound can cut your inner veins or something. Knowing indonesian and their laidback medical emergency culture, I'm not surprised that the man got killed after that chudster struck him
>>213476035
Hot dynamic

>>213477870
Well, yea. The US is basically a Union of States in America.

is terabox good alternative to gdrive? it's japanese cloud storage

>>213466646
made me LOL

>>213474142
How to find someone who loves me

>>213486859
Prior to the late 1800s, the country was often referred to in plural. Like "these United States of America"

>>213487510
Being white helps a lot with this in SEA

The current ASEAN Secretary General, Kao Kim Hourn, is Cambodian. By attacking Cambodia, Thailand is attacking all of ASEAN

>>213487510
Just be white

>Go to nearby BandaiNamco Gashapon shop
>See Vongola Ring Gashapon
>Spend a crap ton of money
>Get 6/7 of the rings
It's over...

>>213488070
Is your wife’s boyfriend cambodian or something? Stop bring so protective of another nation.

not reading that

red pill me on data annotator jobs

>>213489033
jeet shit

>>213489040
how easy for me to get hired though? how much does it pay? how long is the work hours?

Madagascans asean. Or are they their own category, blasean.

>>213489070
Ancient jawir sail away reached the island o algo

Should I become a call center agent as a 23 year old NEET? They seem to be the only industry that don't require experience or college educated. Though, I feel like it's going to be a shithole.

>>213489247
spend 30 minutes to test your MBTI and Big Five Personality first, then ask for ChatGPT to interpret the result.

o algo

>"Good morning, Papa! ~<3"

papa anons with social anxiety h-how do w-we respong I mean respond to /our daughter/ in a stern and stoic m-m-manner?

>>213489070

Looks Asian to me

pagiiii

>>213489396
*blasian

>>213488354
>BandaiNamco Gashapon shop
where is this?

>>213489564
Here are all the locations. I bought mine in Greenhills. Also SM Davao's Gashapon shop opened 3 days ago.

>>213489564
I also rolled for some Pokemon stuff.

>>213489637
thanks my brother is really into it years ago and his birthday is coming so I might get one.

>>213489715
No problem bro but don't get your hopes high up on the Vongola Rings. Those things are incredibly popular. I had to take a day off and show up at the shop when it opened during the day I bought these.

Why are flips so obsessed with us?

Literal cambodian levels of malding.

>>213489893
Coping mechanism. That's what happens when your country is 500 years behind your neighbors.

>>213489916
But they focus only on us specifically even though we've been the nicest of their neighbors. Even giving flips jobs as English teachers etc.

Do flips only respect neighbors who are assholes to them?

I think Philippines should defend Cambodia and go to war against th*iland

>>213489952
Thats just 1 Flip who was triggered by another Flip flag who constantly shits on the Philipines who he alleges is a Thai VPN poster

>Thats just [HEADCANON]
More projection incoming

>>213489982
I see. It's good to know most flips aren't so delusional. I bet the one supporting cambodia is a wumao as well since China is the main backer of cambodia. You should execute that flip traitor.

Being a good guy doesn't mean being delusional. We fight for what's right.

>>213489952
It's just one single pinoy. His thailand work visa probably got rejected for being retarded and he now has to live paycheck to paycheck in the Philippines. If you feel baited by a pinoy on /int/ he probably lives like livestock.

stop brother war

>>213490016
We are unfortunately too deep in FB, Twitter, Insta and Tiktok. To be honest, so many folks here have messed beliefs from all that brainrot.

>>213490093
I agree. I love /ASEAN/

>>213490050
>>213490104
I understand. Good luck in expelling all the wumao fake flips from your country.

>>213489060
My nigga it is literally slavery, it's like 4chan janny but gets paid a little.

Cambodia is set to overtake Philippines while this country kept increasing minimum wage while the cost of living becomes more and more expensive. Cambodians have a brighter future than your ordinary pinoy because all this country knows is to kowtow to US and suck american dicks.

>>213490130
There are more coming here I am afraid. Some have even infiltrated our government and are serving as politicians and are sabotaging us.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Guo

oh no no no no flipbros not like this

>>213489893
that poster probably thinks thai look so much like fiip, so we shouldn't get any good thing if flip don't.
just another variation of severe self hating o algo.

>>213490172
Fake bait. Should have mentioned Vietnam.

just be content with being paid 300 pesos a day o algo

>>213490190
fuggg

>>213490281
Yes are too lenient on foreigners here. Even those who have no good will towards us.

get a job fags

I am working from home though for like 9 years

>>213490358
I seriously don't know how anyone can shill for Cambodia though, literally a Chinese puppet state run by a khmer rouge. We actually care more about their dead soldiers than they do :l

It's not easy to get a job in the Philippines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYrnLFGwM4A

papa anons always remember we are STERN and STOIC...

>>213490497
Keep practicing whatever skill/s is/are needed for the job.

I don't have the time and patience for that

>>213490608
Maybe use whatever you are good at already?

Never vote for parties that promise free gibs

/asean/
the fucking gayest general on /int/

Never gonna vote for anyone who won't defend Cambodia

NEW
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>>213490941
Have you seen the /mena/ threads?

MOVE
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