Thread 213453516

Chubby Tudor fella edition

poo smells lmao

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Netan Yapoo

i would use my example to ask you if you could ever go to the /brit/ threat, at any time of the day, on any day, ALL DAY go to /brit/ and look through the thread, and not see a single Bradley. if you went there all the time to do that, then by the end of the week how many threads would there not have been a single bradley (noting that it is all one person) in it, in 7 days?

but you shouldnt stop with yourself and trying to do your job properly, and, if you cant explain how him posting the game show character over and over again isnt spam/flooding, then ban it

>>213453537
>not first
LOL

Did it really take that guy 3 days to install mint?

just told yennefer the magic's gone

need the UK blocked so that /brit/ can thrive

>187cm and 134kg

UNIT

I have overdosed on lasagna

bradley poster on a mad one

>>213453557
Big if true

>>213453552
I was trying to get the sound to work in the live session before installing.
Took the plunge and installed it earlier, didn't take long. Sound works now.
Just need to wrap my head around the structure.

yookay is not a serious country

>>213453552
probably, he was posting for months asking if his files (images and what not) would work on linux

janitorial staff on break

it's not funny when you use the paedo botnet frontend to do it

>>213453606
sc

>>213453612
it's not me!

>>213453597
ARMED ESCORT FOR A DELIVEROO DRIVER

>>213453557
Rorke's George Floyd

>>213453624
i know
he was spamming the scat and the union jack dress girl in the old

>>213453630
you cant you lieteralyl cant

>>213453630
MODS

Be careful out there
A man has been murdered by the police for speaking out against the imported libidinous doctors, engineers and scholars being put up in luxury hotels

bardley welsh

nonce botnet spamming

dtfic on a madone

>>213453597
me on the bike

I shure hope no-one spots my spelling mistake right now

>>213453673
that looks satisfying as hell

A lady at the gym:

"Oh wow! Thailand? Is that because of your job?"

I froze.

Paused my music.

Took a deep breath.

Counted to 3.

Then I smiled.

And said: "No. I'm going for sex tourism."

Her jaw?

Dropped like she just saw Beyoncé at the local gym.

so this is it. a pedo spamming with his frontend

*poos with my backend*

Back bf4 i had brittsh friend who took my taggs, rest of game i only hunted his dogtags and took like 20 dog tags from him.
We became friends and two man death squad but when i told him i pirate some games he was shocked and angry for me
Friendship with 1984 ended

>>213453392
Never been in a real fist fight where strikes were exchanged and I hope I never will. In school people I hated would challenge me to fights and I would pussy out and cry because a proper boxing fight is terrifying to me
In adulthood I've punched a few cunts but it ended there and we were separated

Once sparred against a female friend who was an experienced kickboxer and she battered me lol

where is the real thread

fucking stop

>>213453794
Did she kick you in the nuts? And smile mischievously as she was doing it? Barefoot?

>>213453768
Jannytorial

Bradley Poster is a CUNT.
I repeat, he is a CUNT.

nigger from wogginton

>>213453824
what time is it over there anyway?

dont know why people enjoy theo von so much, unfunny cunt who doesn't know how to mediate interesting interviews

>>213453828
it was my first ever kickboxing lesson so we only did punches to make it a bit fairer for me
in the first second she smacked me square in the nose. I got about 2 or 3 good hits on her in the whole round but she owned me fr, I was cowering behind my gloves and ducking around the whole time

sad little life

>>213453882
kys

scr

right, that's brits on the filter

I wish I knew about 4chan during lockdown I bet it was sick here

feeling sorry for the genuine lads

>>213453917
most bizarre post of the thread

odious scrumplelike toad

>>213453901
your dad is dead

>>213453932
Sory

bradley "the walsh" chase

Did someone mention something that needed to be shut down immediately? That's what it looks like. Maybe that lad killed by police in Wigan?

>>213453949
good post

not playing with a full deck

>>213453999
smug bitch

>>213453976
nothing that exciting sadly, it's just a schizzy paedophile

>wigan
>pedo frontend

Someone at work told me about the time he for a written warning
>Bloke comes through their till with a £70 barbeque
>Colleague doesn't scan it or take for it
>Guy walks out with barbeque
>alarm goes off
>customer turns around to check if it's okay
>Colleague gives him a thumbs up to keep going

Was fucking howling when he told me

literally went to an even that's about men and women having sex you either come as a couple or you come to pair up
me and like idk maybe 5 other guys dind't get with anyone literally everyone else did (hundreds) even the obviously gay guys (who also kissed guys) kissed many girls
literally nothing
had nothing
i hit on girls and was utterly invisible
utterly pathetic piece of shit
why do i even exist

fooking hate nilfgardians almost as much as batarians

>>213453956
my dad is alive and yours doesn't love you lol

>>213454016
trany freak

>>213454024
kill yourself in front of your mum

>>213454016
Was u aye

>>213454016
trany freak

can you imagine being in front of all your friends and family, looking into your bride to be, a foot away from priest/vicar/rabbiberg - and having to spout ot some ridiculous vows about why you love the bloody femoid?

can you fathom anything more cringe?
couldn't be me.

>>213454020
what sort of event was that

THIS ENTIRE THREAD MUST BE PURGED

>>213454057
sex rave event

Saw spaino in heron

HE'S HERE

Spaino stop it I know you shop in heron you nigger you will not get me

Thoughts on the pyramids?

>>213454160
Built by Black Excellence

Sucking a Rocky Mountain refreshment

>>213454160
respcet them, unlike that english film maker idiot

saw some lovely poppy heads earlier
might go back in the dead of night and pinch them

>>213454239
this is code for something

kill yourself

>>213454239
'

Black people are more orange than black

i am an ugly pathetic piece of shit
that's why im a derranged incel

I’ll b back leter when it’s stopped

seeing spamming and flooding

>>213454260
Papaver somniferum

>>213454267
The fuck are you implying with that fucking apostrophe you cheeky cunt

jamming to this
https://youtu.be/Q5JxuU7zLPo?si=BBN-j49B7GSV6VQF

snogging my dad

>>213454286
have you tried getting a haircut?

It’s over?

Going to sleep very well tonight safe and comfy in the knowledge that I'm not a triggered freak who spams /brit/ because of some pathetic emotional meltdown

>>213454326
yes
im
so fucking ugly
nothing works
when i got a haircut they laughed about me trying to look better with a haircut
im such an incel friendless cretin

>"'Scuse me, would you take a photo of me?"
How do you respond?

I hope that canadian dies in real life. Actually kill yourself in front of your parents you weirdo
"Pedo botnet frontend" not using that you freak kill yourself

>>213454239
Opium tea is it? Lucky you. Be careful with it though

>>213454352
Bit mean

>>213454352
micropenisia

>>213454329
yea

The new pornography taskforce will propose legislation this autumn aimed at banning a type of “barely legal” content produced by the porn star Bonnie Blue, the Guardian has learned.

The proposed action by the independent pornography taskforce, launched last month by the Conservative peer Gabby Bertin, comes in response to the broadcast of the Channel 4 documentary 1000 Men and Me: The Bonnie Blue Story. The programme followed the performer for six months and included her claim to have had sex with 1,057 clients over the course of 12 hours.

Visa and Smirnoff are among a number of businesses that have pulled online advertisements from streaming of the documentary, after reviewing the content. The film was condemned by the children’s commissioner for England, Dame Rachel de Souza, for “glamorising and normalising” extreme pornography.

Barely Legal porn to be banned in the UK

>>213454329
>I GET IT!
What did he get?

You guys are done, cooked, flambeed etc. mudshits are raping, kidnapping etc daily. So much so that the UK subreddit is struggling to bring the dissent under control.

>>213454379
should publicly execute this diseased whore

>>213454388
yawn

What does the government actually expect people to wank to?

>>213454347
bet you're not even bad looking

>>213454379
>Barely Legal porn to be banned in the UK
What does this mean in effect? Raising the age you can be in porn?
So 16 years old is mature enough to vote, but 18 isn't mature enough to be in porn?

You never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

>>213454417
That makes no sense. Barely legal means just that. Set the porn age to 65 and barely legal porn will cover 66 year olds

>>213454417
seething nonce

>>213454365
Yeah might make a brew. I'd like to plant some next year as well.

>>213454417
>The documentary also includes footage of Tia Billinger, whose stage name is Bonnie Blue, in a classroom preparing to film an orgy with a group of models dressed in school uniform; the performers acknowledge that they have been selected because they look very young.

Bonnie Blue shoots a lot of "school uniform" and classroom stuff so anything like that will be made illegal in the UK

>>213454445
So they're going to ban adults from wearing certain clothes?

>>213454399

London is like a foreign country at this stage. Such is the inward migration of first generation migrants.

Sorry officer she was voting I thought it was okay to blast rope all over her face and arse

>>213454438
was akshually quite good at endurance running; qualified the team for something,got a medal for it, somewhere

>>213454417
it doesn't say it will be banned it says a taskforce will make a recommendation. probably to restrict using the words "barely legal" in advertising or something

>>213454379
>Barely Legal
??? she must be 35

>>213454462
Yes, that will be made illegal.

>>213454466
Your bald head made you go faster

Went on grindr once and a 17 year old said he's suck my knobule and eat my bumbum and I had to tell him to not send pics cause that's illegal and then we met up and did exactly that

>>213454383
He was high on peyote.

glistening to the warning

amazing how people think it's ok to be a faggot

>>213454532
had a full head of hair back then
back then...

cucks

>>213454569
Noble

>>213454540
There was a Native American church in the southwest that mixed Christianity with their Native American shamanism or whatever you call it and they all tripped on peyote as part of their worship.

>>213454383
It. He got it. Word to the wise, remember the principles of roulette.

>>213454569
Based

why are y'all always talmbout politics

>>213453917
it was alright but the memeflu dominated the discussion

>>213454569
screaming

>>213454569
You = virgin

just heard the whinging chirp of a moon cricket

>>213454569
They were white. These days it would be overflowing with pajeets and the men would throw the women and children over the side to steal a seat on a lifeboat.

>>213454601
always bet on red because black steals?

Just had a 50 minute facetime with mumberg whilst on the edible. Not fun!

>>213454620
You’re lucky

>>213454629
Errr India is pretty feminist and LGBT these days, at least by brown standards.

>>213454635
Thats right. Red injuns are a gamble but the blacks are always thieves.

might need glasses soon, had flawless vision once but now it seems all the years of spending every waking moment staring at a screen in my evil incel lair have finally caught up with me

>>213454641
How do you even do that. If I speak to my mum for 2 minutes when I’m high she clocks straight away

I do love me some chubby Bri'ish lads.
Simple as.

might reinstall re4 and try to get S rank professional

>>213454647
alri Dr Singh, you would let the women have a space for showing bobs and vegene. very feminist

>>213454569
>men with honour and integrity are cucks
amazing how incel ideology is really just brown ghetto ape brain

>>213454673
this post brought a blush to my chubby cheeks

>>213454662
My entire family is druggies and alkies it doesnt matter

>>213454662
I briefly spoke on the phone with dadberg while I was tripping balls one time. I think he probably noticed I was being weird, but he just chalked it up to me being an autistic weirdo as usual.

What the fuck is booktok
Another app?

>>213454683
Which ones?
I'm sure they're all great.

>>213454679
original or remake?

For me it's stubby midlands lads who shop in heron foods

federated states of micronesia be kidding me!

>>213454717
stuff it froglad, from what i understand you're at least 3 years older than me

>>213454706
Ai app that turns books into shitty ai cartoon mini movies

>>213454725
He might be. Seems pretty specific.
I don't care where you shop, as long as you roll when you stop.

>>213454712
dope flag

>>213454732
good riddance

Do they have the Woke in Federated States of Micronesia? Might move there if not

Adam samefagging

Bongoloids love brown immigrants. Brits crave their superiors

The face of Rorke

>>213454763
no but it comes at the cost of having to live among a bunch of brown people
there really should be more slurs for pacific islanders, like "pineappleniggers" or something

jeffrey dahmer looked hot in that orange jail jumpsuit x

Mum almost said she's proud of me on the phone but stopped herself and said she's happy for me

2016 was such a hype year

Wasn’t it just?

Legit megapengers bar the politics

Have countless failed gimmicks that never quite got off the ground, im the perennial nearly-man of /brit/

>>213454783
they're coming for you too seamus

>>213454813
You a black lad

>>213454828
aye, look back on it with rose tinted glasses but i remember being plagued with anxiety and wanting to kill myself at the time

Not sure how you can be comfortable knowing the next time you're buying salmon sticks in heron I could get you

>>213454818
Did she breastfeed you or formula

>>213454789
they don't seem to enjoy "Boong"

>>213454859
rather not say

lmao

>>213454836

At the rate you guys are doing it. You will be fully islamic by then.

>>213454857
If they're rotund, cut me in.
I must warn you - I'll make sure they have a good time. It's kind of my thing.

Might have a wank. Is that allowed?

You know my style and I love Christian diorrr

>>213454865
boong is for abos

>>213454877
>>>/cum/

>>213454877
12% is pretty impressive still

>The 2001 Mexican legislative assembly attack began when two heavily armed Israelis, both carrying Pakistani passports, were arrested in the Mexican Legislative assembly
>The attack was reported on Mexican TV and in local newspapers, but appears to have been subject to a news blackout by Western commercially-controlled media

I just saw an old picture of myself when I had long hair. Man I looked cool as hell. I'm gonna let my hair grow long again.

>>213454900
Might be why they don't seem to enjoy it.

>>213454882
>>213454836

Bob Marley did 9/11

Mad how OJ Simpson was innocent

>>213454921
no one hears about anything that happens in mexico unless it's cartels killing american tourists

whats got two legs and bleeds a lot?
half a dog

Wish I was dead desu. I'll never own a home. Never have a wife and will never have kids. ITS OVER

>>213454985
What do you call a black airplane driver?

A nigger

>>213454991
>Never have a wife and will never have kids
why not
have you seen some of the dregs out and about

news

>>213454921
i have never heard of this!

>>213454991
>Wish I was dead
*were dead

>>213454991
get a grip you hysterical fanny

we found out today that wasps have somehow dug through the brick on the outside of the house and built a nest in the wall by the window and are trying to squeeze through this gap

>>213455000
She could get it honestly

>>213454991
It's never over

>>213455008
Who here seriously wouldn't fuck Sydney's holes?

Get in lads new Putler kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebHSsPyb-jY

>>213455020
yeah they're bastards

Having a sexual emergency

what's uh
what's going on here then

I feel like shit

>>213455004
classic

what do you call a paki in a sleeping bag?

>>213455074
You look like it too

would happily trade 4 inches off my height and 2 inches off my dick in exchange for a chad jaw

>>213455068
nonce warss

>>213455044
this picture radiates so much sovl it's unbelievable

>>213455079
Poo?

>>213455074
how come lad
too much borscht and vodka

mumstein and sisterberg and gfowicz alike always have the same problem where their first instinct is to ask me to help deal with it whenever they run into any kind of technical problem, why are women so pathologically useless lads?

Is UK still a good country to live in or are we going down the shitter?

Get on the hrt lad

>>213455113
a twix

>>213455121
You don’t have a gf

>>213455099
Live your myth in Poccnr

>>213455127
not sure

>>213455132
and what deductions have you made that led you to this conclusion?

>>213455131
Scream

what do you call an indian who is good at hide and seek?
amid

>>213455127
Hmm has anyone asked Jeremy Vine?

>>213455138
these niggas playing sim city 4000 in real life

>>213455121
be honest you enjoy it

Wanking to a memory... a memory from a very long time ago...

what do you call a paki who is bad at hide and seek?
amir

>>213455162
>>213455195
don't get it but laughed anyway because of the mild racism

catberg snoring

So whats the best political party on the British right?

Homeland? Patriotic Alternative? Or something else?

>>213455238
BUF

>>213455238
don't know

you tell us, nigel

society is oppressing me for the crime of being born a racist evil incel

>>213455232
kat

>>213455238
The only solution is violent revolution

>>213455152
You are posting on 4chan.org

>>213455268
pedo botnet

>>213455209
Am-id = I’m hid
Am-ir = I’m here

>>213455209
Idiot

Build the wall

Anyone ever actually read the Old Testament? 90% of it is Jews seething about other peoples and nations.

pickin my nose and eatin it

>>213455333
Rorke

>>213455308
>every leaf poster is the same person

>>213455344
>Every flag is le botnet

Crazy how hard Lukashenko mogs Putler

bonnie bitch
the great whore
vessel for sex magic
someone you can use and abuse
venerate and degrade
love, fuck and use up
sink her in shit when youve covered her in spit
discard

>>213455366
Different strategies. Putin's power comes from his autism. Luka's power comes from his charisma and persona.

>>213455329
Why would anyone bother speaking Welsh

>>213454379
Haven't watched TV in years, is this how far the channels have fallen lmao, YouTube and Netflix stole their lunch they're doing "documentaries" on attention seeking prostitutes lmao

Kill yourself in real life actuallyy

>>213455369
What Death Grips song is this

>>213455399
RARE FLAG

>>213455391
Yeah mental Channel 4 never used to do that sort of thing did they

>>213455389
Because they are proud to be Welsh

>>213455344
Are you not me?

oi m8
you got a loisense for that channel 4

wish i lived somewhere cold so i could wear a long coat and a scarf

>>213455419
What does that have to do with a dead language that sounds like gay Arabic

killed myself in a minecraft server

>>213455445
It’s not a dead language.

>>213455288
>88
Been reading the Turner Diaries have you?

>>213455461
about as dead as your sex life, wanker

Resident Evil 4 VR is SO FUN. I'm having SO MUCH FUN. And then you take the helmet off and are back in your real life.

>>213455476
Donim

>>213454569
>>213454682
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Arctic_disaster

might go pour myself a mug of milk

>>213455428
no i am you but you are not me

>>213455402
Crazy how 2 chubby eurobvlls will go down as the best basketball players of all time

>>213455476
So much hate in your heart. For no reason too.

>my dad died


@ybbk:matrix.org

>>213455461
Yes it is. It's only used by hobbyists and people with autistic special interests. If there was anyone who spoke only Welsh, they'd be fucked.

>>213455481
>good things are bad because they are not permanent
learn to count your blessings
there's a reason 'all good things must come to an end' has been a saying for centuries
you don't experience profound suffering, you're just spoiled

>>213455492
You're on a dark path buddy

Sir 3 time MVP

>>213455511
>It's only used by hobbyists and people with autistic special interests
But that just simply isn’t true. I think you’re basing your opinions on south wales

>>213455548
>>213455548

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sCJh9YcrL3k

banger