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Why dont incels just settle for a trans gf?

janny is NOT gonna be happy

>trans
>gf

this is the one.

I been drivin’ all night my hand’s wet on the wheel

Maybe you're an incel loser because nobody likes transphobic assholes, ever think of that?

Chappel has a fat ass

>>213458862
1. I’m stonecold. Asking me to initiate a relationship is pike asking a rock to stop being hard and cool.
2. Transgeners dont look like that.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aua_-W1R-lQ

Your future wife

/mu/ is a dead board so all my music discussion has to occur in /cum/
in my opinion, these are the top 10 albums of the 2000s, in no order

>>213458926
MY BABY SENDS A COOOOMFORT COMIN IN
FROM ABOVE
WE'VE GOT A THIIIIIIIING THEY CALL, RADAR LOOO~OVE
WEEEEE'VE GOT A LIIIIINE IN THE SKYYYYYYY

radar love

>>213458807 (OP)
'emmy

>>213458960
Yeeeaahhh buddy :)

>>213458944
>21-25
25
>180cm
173cm close enough
>white
white spic like nick fuentes, not white germanic
>150k a year
What I will probably be making when I get my degree, thank you

Why are you guys complaining that white american girls have standards for their men? Thank you

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BTFO!
>>213458839

>>213458855
>I couldn't care less about the idea of racial solidarity
Even IF this were true (it's not and you're lying through your teeth) the rest of your low IQ brownoid scum do not believe that so you're all going home to whatever shithole that might be.

I am probably the biggest grower ever, I am 5x bigger erect than flaccid

>>213458983
this one came first but I still like that one because that lady looks super yummy

>>213458996
haha dis nigga got a TINY pp!

>>213458944
>>213458981
you are one of the worst posters in /cum/

>>213458981
you are PARDO

>>213458996
That’s awesome. You should wear women’s panties. Nobody would suspect a a thing and then BOOM huge cock. Would be a fun party trick.

>>213459016
Não

>>213459014
I legitimately think he's a danger to society and shouldn't be allowed women, he creeps me out

Evo made 0 noise

>>213459001
SHE IS A WHITE UGLY LATINA!

>>213459025
he is brown so you are correct.

>>213459040
you are brown, faggot

cum lol

>>213459048
no, but you're mad and a rapist in waiting

Jason needs to enter his conversion to Christianity arc
It's time Jason

>>213458934
only women get to eat that ass

i like

>>213459079
I don't believe it. Same with Billie Eilish and Clairo

2hollis is ass

I denounce Yahweh
I denounce Abraham
I denounce Moses
I denounce Jesus of Nazareth
I denounce Saul of Tarsus
I denounce Mohammad
I denounce Joseph Smith
I denounce Vishnu

>>213459105
>Billie Eilish and Clairo
both are proud penis enjoyers

>>213459024
YOU ARE BROWN JUST LIKE ME

>>213459118
>>213459070
do we REALLY have to do this every night

get something new faggots

>>213459129
It's ok you can join in ;) what's your beliefs faggot

>>213459121
They said they were ''''''bi-sexual'''''''

>>213459118
have fun in the fire lakes of gehenna bro

>>213458862
That's a woman

>>213459140
stop being AUTISTIC you fucking sperg

>>213459156
Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part that cringes

>>213459142
I'd believe Clairo over Billie Eilish any day, she seems more genuine, even though shes a nepo babby

I'm an Animist.

>>213458947
ok but here's the real list

>>213459129
jason is lonely and wants attention

>>213459155
hi
/cum/ is not doing well right now

>>213459171
you deserve a lobotomy

>>213459181
>Candy Claws
based alert

>>213459174
both are nepobabies

>>213459191
grim

>>213459181
Boards of Canada isn't even Canadian :/

If I made a ren’py game (vn rpg) would you play it

>>213459181
>Narrow Stairs
I Want To Possess Your Heart is definitely a SOTD contender but the rest of the album is just okay

Thinking tariffs will be lifted once Trump's gone is low-iq take. Experts are already backtracking.

>>213459227
no

>>213459190
why don't you become his fwb? thank you

More like Boreds of Canada

>>213459229
midwit take

Here I got something? Let’s all be gay together. Compare dicks and start rubbing them together. I want to have gay cums with you guys :D

>>213459236
twt

>>213459248
wow gay off in the cum board? bit on the nose don't you think

>>213459245
that dude Ben Gibbard be charging like $500 for Death Cab tickets, he thinks hes Mick Jagger!

>>213459220
They lived in Canada for a little while when they were kids. I think that’s where they got the idea for the name.

>>213459263
Ben is talented thoever

>>213459190
I didn't start it, faggot
>>213459248
I'm all for gay sex and frotting but only win a committed relationship, be it monogamous or polygamous.

>>213459262
>bit on the nose
Yeah but also on the chin and in the mouth

why are they like this

>>213459300
cause you suck penises

bored award

>>213459300
He's right

I'm gonna go pee, get a glass of milk, and get in bed and read isekai.

>>213459230
You're right but if you're only now receiving that opinion you're midwit

>>213459342
read a book nigga

>>213459230
>Thinking tariffs will be lifted once Trump's gone
Not happening. One of the main groups that Democrats need to win swing states are white union workers, who are heavily pro-tariff.

ayo this nigga aaaaaaaaahhhhh

readin books

>>213459300
lmao, what the fuck

(2) Momberg is feeling a bit better re her sciatica. I helped her make a virtual appointment to see a doctor but it's at TEN PM. I went to the pharmacy and got her some Robaxen though and it's helped. She also got me to order pizza and she paid for it.

>>213459342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPXLYUHJP1Y

>>213459230
is this from the Washington Post?
You can disregard it, it was bought out and is leaning conservative now.
tariffs are retarded

I think some (not many) but some trannies are in fact cute and I would fuck them but also I do think it’s very gay to do so. I consider myself to be something of a philosopher on such matters.

I WILL find and marry and raise a beautiful family of 2.5 children with a kpop idol.

>>213459409
t. smoothbrain retard

>>213459405
luggage lad...come back...

>>213459361
Been thinking about this actually but I don't know what to choose

>>213459417
I'm not gay, and for that reason I am not attracted to people with penises or people who cut off their penis.

>>213459382
Yes???

>>213459428
I like to stick with the classics
start with whatever they didn't force you to read in school

>>213459406
:)

>>213459417
>Premise 1: fucking trannies is gay
>Premise 2: you would do it tho
Conclusion: you are gay in theory

genuinely insane there are people who grew up in this country but will defend the actions of fucking Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union

Fucking trans niggas is gay foo

>>213459429
That’s fair. Overall I prefer real women. But if I were to ever hook up with a tranny, the dick would need to be there. I have zero interest in neovaginas.

vagina > penis > penis (removed)
>>213459453
I will accept bisexual as a compromise. But I strongly suspect I will never have gay sex in my life.

I like fantasy dark skin races, and the contrast IS hot. It's a shame dark skin is universally bad and tied to ugly bone structure irl.

>>213459421
For me it's Kwon Eunbi

>>213459469
Russian apologists should unironically be investigated by the state
hopefully orangeman does this now since he's a wannabe dictator and is finally turning against monke

I refer to myself as a classical liberal.

>>213459489
she needs to wear a better supporting bra

>>213459473
i don't get it

About 6 years ago I got a job at a warehouse and they put me on the health and safety team and it was my first time in a leadership position
They told me to make a health and safety presentation so I got together a bunch of Chinese LiveLeak accident videos relevant to our work and showed the videos and the HR person fired me IMMEDIATELY after the presentation was done

>>213459417
I lived that conundrum and the conclusion I came to was it is unquestionably gay and I'm gay for wanking to it but I'm not capital G gay and I'm a poser kind of bi.

>>213459439
would you recommend homer's odyssey?

>>213459503
I hope this story is true, because that is hilarious

>>213459428
Fahrenheit 451 is a good easy one.

>>213459428
pic

>>213459510
Yes, but you should read The Illiad first. It's harder to digest, but gives important context for The Odyssey, and introduces several of it's characters.
I'd buy a combined copy with both novels and if you hate The Illiad then just skip to The Odyssey

>>213459489
We wanted a slug thread

>>213459503
You did nothing wrong

>>213459505
Yeah I’m in the same boat. I think I’m just a porn degenerate and I would never actually go for it in real life. But I can’t say that with 100% certainty.

>>213459520
We read it in 12th grade, I honestly didn't like it that much. But I did like 1984.

>>213459544
aww yea we boutta get turnt up in this bitch

>>213459548
What's a slug?

>Russian apologists should unironically be investigated by the state
>hopefully orangeman does this now since he's a wannabe dictator and is finally turning against monke

>>213459544
qt

>>213459567
this meme isn't sincere since Russia gets much of it's troublemaking due to being partly Asiatic

>>213459538
thank you my nigga

worst popular songs ever? i’ll start:

short skirt/long jacket by cake. fuck that song

I like hikaru nakamura's theme music

>>213459600
99% of electronic, rap and hip/hop

>>213459593
No problem, enjoy

>>213459600
WITH FINGER NAILS THAT SHINE LIKE JUSTICE also I hate that I'm so messy song

https://youtube.com/shorts/ziNlPFZrtnE?si=8iPdj7n0SokUNF3h
Oh my fucking god look at him
>>213459600
I hate cake and primus
Id kill for him

>>213459600
fucking dance monkey god I fucking hate it

>>213459600
Bittersweet Symphony makes me wanna punch my dog

>>213459614
you cant just say genres dude, every genre has good music

>>213459552
I read F451 on my own in grade 10 and didn't like it. Reread it in grade 12 I think and I felt totally differently. I've read it several times since then. Also I read Nineteen Eighty-four in grade 12 too. It's one of my all-time favourites. That, and F451 are together the most prescient dystopian fiction novels in my opinion.

>>213459600
HEY SOUL SISTER

has the storm passed?

>>213459600
this one
https://youtu.be/9bZkp7q19f0

>>213459600
anything by Guns N Roses
fucking hate that band

>>213459600
karma chameleon by culture club. genuinely fills me with rage

>>213459600
Probably "Hey There Delilah." It was on the radio constantly in the late 00s.

>>213459639
its a good song, you insipid dullard

Jarvis, queue Family Guy funniest moments #82, initiate intravenous heroin, and set automasturbator to “gentle”.

My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you, ooh

>>213459655
that song is kinda good though not gonna lie

>>213459628
Ha, that’s what I was going to say. Heard it for the first time at a wedding. I was actually kind of amazed by what I was hearing. I didn’t think a hit song that bad was even possible.

>>213459640
real nigga hours have begun

>>213459675
based

>>213459655
good song
>>213459639
horrible song

>>213459621
A month or so ago I asked my mom if she had been listening to any new music and was like yeah they play this song "Messy" at work all the time. It's not a bad song imo. Rather trite though.

>>213459640
What storm?

How do chuds explain Tom Holland rejecting Sydney Sweeney for Zendaya

>>213459638
I read 1984 I think in grade 8, our teacher let us pick a book and make a google slide to summarize every few chapters and to answer a discussion question. Shit was awesome. I should re-read it like you did with 451.

i'm old and busted

>>213459697
/pol/cels, goshcel and jason spam

Solved Clues by Sam in 3 minutes and 12 seconds

>>213459708
I would suggest that it means he was more attracted to Zendaya. But I’m just a retard, so what do I know?

>>213459684
Lain!! :333

>>213459728
Grade 8 is too young for 1984 but I did read Animal Farm at that age.

>>213459708
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
if every man thought Sydney Sweeney was the epitome of beauty, then all of Africa, Asia, and South America would go extinct within a generation

>>213459628
is this a new song?

BASED

>>213459763
Anon...

Jacked off. Again.

>>213459749
thinking about that time /cum/ had a lain spammer and he was so obnoxious and annoying that he literally killed the thread. Reasonable chance lainspammer was pedocel as well

>>213459772
it's true unfortunately
Palestinians have literally no culture, nothing distinct that sets them apart from other Arab nations besides happening to live right there
just let fucking Egypt and Jordan annex it all

I already know nobody on this entire website agrees with me, but I think Zendaya is hot. I like half-black girls.

>>213459789
lmao guy didn't even realize what he said.

Why do Chinese and Indian pipo love having like 10 degrees.
They really be like: I have a BA in Economics, MA in Accounting, JD, LLM in Tax Law, PhD in Buddhism or Hindoo, and a SJD in Chinese/Indian Law

>>213459684
Never post Lain here again
>>213459794
That was the only time I left the gen. I even powered through the Zazuetta days since it was kind of an entertaining trainwreck, but the lain spammer was so fucking boring, and stupid ass /cum/tards wouldn't stop using his lain editons.

>>213459623
I actually like this song from Cake
https://youtu.be/LuknbVZ-dkc

>>213459791
Me too

>>213459805
yeah she's disgusting and you've awful taste. but actually attractive mulattoes are hot, yes

is mulatto half and half? i can never remember but anyways it's fun to say

>>213459805
It's performative. Like when white women say they don't understand how people find Asian women attractive.

>>213459805
She's hot I just don't like how Hollywood shoves her in everything. Same with Pedro Pascal

>>213459805
she has the fleeting beauty of youth
or, she used to, anyway

i was gonna shit talk elton jonh but then i remember i like that one sacrifice song

I miss being a kid and watching boomerang at my gramma's :(

I really don't care if Muslims venerate a pedophile anymore. I just want children to stop dying.

>>213459827
I think you’re right
>>213459828
Yeah she’s sexy to me. But I’d agree, she’s pretty mediocre as an actress.

a bidet makes each and every shit more pleasant
tiny shower fo’ yo’ ass
genius

Rocket Man favorite Elton John song
>Captcha:VAXDN

Should I get a masters to delay unemployment

>>213459818
>and stupid ass /cum/tards wouldn't stop using his lain editons.
yeah. that's why I kind of think lain spammer was pedocel: same kind of mentally ill obsession with making the new threads and spamming the same shit over and over again. lainspammer did murder the thread though, many people never came back

Something about Zendaya is annoying, I'm not sure what it is. Maybe it's that she doesn't have a last name

what labubu would you buy

>>213459896
her face is too wide

>>213459896
literally who

>>213459874
That’s what I’m probably gonna do. It’s either that or get a job or kill myself.

>>213459901
what are labubus and why I have never heard of them before yesterday and since then have heard of them 10 times

Might watch Lain just because of the credits music

>>213459874
Apply for a PhD because it's a job and they pay you money and they will give you a free MA as part of the program. A MA alone you have to pay for and should only go to if your grades sucked/planning on studying a different field from your undergrad.

>>213459916
the newest astroturfed viral fad

Labubies

i dont think i can go back to studying shit and having to write shit, that shit was miserable, being unemployed is pretty nice the problem is the money

>>213459916
it’s a keychain but it’s expensive so it has cachet

I wish these trannies from their blue state shit holes would go back
and get killed by the niggers they have a sexual fetish for

you say this with a smug look on your face but they're seething and know Nick Fuentes by name because he's turned the right wing youth in america against the jews

*Talking emoji* *Megaphone Emoji*
WE NEED THE TURBO THOTS
HIGH SPEED TURBO THOTS

>>213459896
Her last name is Coleman. I remember she used to have it when she was on the Disney Channel

>>213459956
gay creature

Evangelical Christians are burning their children's Labubus.

>>213459882
I'm glad you're still here anon
It's unlikely that I'll ever leave this general permanently, I hope a few people from those early days will still be here in the far future.

denounce jesus

I used to get drunk and try to solve old scooby doo mysteries before the gang unmasked the villian

>>213459968
Evangelical Christians have schizophrenia

Pinkpantheress is the objectively hotter half-black/half-white girl.

This coors is gonna have me waking up to pee in the middle of the night I just know it

>>213459987
denounce Don cherry

>>213459968
I found a beheaded labubu

>>213459980
isn't the gay texan one of the gay texans we used to have as well? maybe he's a different one and there's just a lot of steers and queers down there.

what the fuck are labubus

>>213459639
"My heart is beating right out my untrimmed chest" is the most irritating lyric ever conceived

>>213459990
I H*CKING LOVE PINKPANTHERESS

just took FIRST place aren't you proud of me

>>213460018
I only remember the gay Arkansasan (how am I supposed to spell that?!), but it very well could be the same gay texan you are thinking of.

>>213459920
Doing research does sound pretty cool. But to get a PhD in my field you have to be big brain
>>213459912
whats your undergrad in

they don’t make ‘em like they used to

>>213460014
Lmfao

>>213460046
BAZINGAERS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KmB8Laemg

Yah, these were the days...

>>213460026
latest women fotm

/cum/sters don't know nothing about matcha, labubus, sambas and crumbl cookie

>>213460072
crumbl cookie is overpriced hipster cookies. Who the fuck is paying $6 for a cookie

>>213460072
I have wasted a disgusting amount of money on crumbl cookies
thinking about it actually makes me want to hurt myself

>>213460072
I have had crumbl cookies.

was reasonably good I guess

>>213460081
Hipsters.

>>213460061
Damn, that white boy has some moves.

Do you try to make the best choices you can?

>>213460072
Matcha is green tea japan, labubu is beanie baby china, samba is an active directory client for linux, crumbl cookie is cookie mormon

>>213460096
Yes, but I fail every day

>>213459987
no nigga, we are a Christian nation

I have multiple brothers. realistically speaking theyve probably jerked off in our family's bathroom many times
kinda gross to think about. like when I get into the shower there's possibly residual microscopic cum I'm stepping on
Bodily fluids should not exist I think if I could replace fluid with a pneumatic system it would be more hygenic

Kash had by far the finest girl in the White House

>>213459987
t. Netanyahu

Spaniards and Portuguese have ruled these lands for hundreds of years and never massively imported the world like the Anglos have, what explains this

>>213460061
>some of those are dead
grim

>>213460108
pneumatics in the ogdoad

>>213460085
You know that shit is like 8 gorillion calories right?

>>213459990
Idk she has those derpy kinda down syndromy features of a brit

>>213460072
I know about crumbl cookies because I watch Darius on youtube

>>213460044
>whats your undergrad in
Communications

>>213460113
He's not in the White House...

>>213460133
yes
kill me please
I guess it's some roundabout form of self harm, like smoking weed even though I know its horrible for my lungs, because I think I deserve it

>>213460133
>counting designer cookie calories
Female behavior, glowie.

>>213460089
Suit straight from the men's warehouse rack.

Your favorite cookie?

how can I learn to dance

>not being a fat fuck is female behavior
fa bros........

It makes zero sense to “denounce Jesus” unless you are a gay r/atheism cringelord. Either you believe in him or you don’t. I don’t believe in the easter bunny but I don’t need to denounce him lmao.

>>213460169
cookies are evil and cause diabetes

>>213460157
I am spiritually a wombyn

faith is a gift and I don’t think I could force myself to believe in a deity

>>213460203
>lack of critical thinking is a gift
okay

>>213460169
Shortbread

>>213460211
nta but ignorance is bliss and all that shit

Do you guys want to do a cyoa?

>>213460169
you

I love Addison Rae

post candy

>>213460253
no
diabetes
stomach ache

Nigga's be like
>I love dwarf ahh
lmao

drinking milk

>>213460263
only if you lack self control

You only get diabetes if you eat it everyday

I'm crestfallen

>>213460279
I'm drinking tea
Do you like to have any snacks with milk

>>213460320
usually no. but i wouldnt mind cookies/cake

>>213460315
I like that word

just sneezed

DO NOT REDEEM

>>213433497
I need some naked titties touching my chest

only had 4 hours of sleep but im still not tired

I really need new pants but I go outside so rarely that it rarely bothers me, I'm wearing some jeans that don't fit me so they have to be completely unbuttoned with zipper down and I hide that it's open under the shirt

>>213460330
I never drank milk by itself, I only eat it with cereal or with protein powder

>>213460380
you dont like the taste of milk?

cant stop thinking about publix cheese cake

I feel bad for women, esp older women, who happen to be named Karen.

No better way to start the day on a gloomy morning. Sleep well, /cum/

>>213460428
I feel no pity for boomers

>>213460429
looks like catbergs vomit

>>213460429
Ethiopian food, everyone.

>>213460253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaL9VrQOP0E
RIP

>>213460407
I dunno why it just feels weird to drink it on its own. Never really thought about it until now

>>213460428
I agree, that is a bummer. Except I do know somebody with a mom named Karen and she 100% lives up to the stereotype lol.

>>213460443
Its actually a German

weather stations says the heat wave is over and the rain is coming im so hyped

rain?
whats that?

>>213460464
Boooooooooo

>>213460472
idk but it rained hard here this weekend

>>213460448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cohgqx_M454

>Todos saben como soy
https://youtu.be/I_luHBNt0cc?feature=shared

>>213460425
I remember you from last time

>>213460474
dont tell me you are antirain

New
>>213460500

>>213460464
I'm jealous. It poured for 5ish minutes earlier today but now it's dry again

>Be me
>Be gay
>I could look girly but I feel good with my body
>Was hooking up with a cute guy in LA while I was there
>Their bus broke down half way through to LA, I have photos and everything
>I was on a tight schedule so we couldn't meet after that inconvenience
>I'm back home now

... why is it so hard to meet people I actually like?

I'm already 30 and while I look young I feel like I'm gonna be alone forever! I feel good with my body and confident, I'm not FAT...

I kinda don't wanna go out and meet people here in my city...

>>213460495
hi

>>213460515
Nope

Recycle
>>213458813