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>>213457342

First

this thread will be used in a few hours :)

god damn I love this fucking game

>>213458920
Pirated it a few years ago and played on Ryujinx. Got bored because the puzzles were way too easy

I will acquire a SEA gf by the end of next year trust

>>213458807
we are currently in this thread

do people actually call the greater la area southland?

>>213459019
I live there and never heard it called that. Where I live is called the inland empire

I wonder how WW2 soldier felt
that they helped satanist who would later destroy their countries years later
shame on the goyim

What game should I play? I am sad and bored

>>213460516
a game about being sad and bored

>>213460516
Minecraft

>>213460516
treasure tracker

>>213460516
RimWorld

Come on Eileen :)

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

>>213458948
I've come across 2 people named like that in my life. One was a sexual deviant and the other was a zumo cunt.

dumb peanutposter

Seethe

>>213460572
>take the future pill
>see nothing
Uh hh bros I'm scared!

>>213460572
Death Pill
Sex Pill
Money Pill

>>213460572
wish pill and i wish for my death

>>213460516
Whenever I feel like this I zone out and play Dirt Rally 2. I usually put on some music or a podcast in the background as well
https://youtu.be/pt_WyiLUoGA

>>213460602
actually you would have to use the death pill for suicide since the wish pill doesn't let you wish death, since it's covered by the death pill

>>213460566
do you like any other aminals

>dadberg gives me an amazon gift card as a late birthday present

*sigh* you couldve asked for something or even guessed with something random, gift cards are so lazy

>>213460621
ungrateful

I'm joining a dojo tomorrow to learn Tang Soo Do

>>213460578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AZY90pI1mo

>>213460621
chat is this bait

pokimane is literally perfect i love gooning to her

>>213460626
I literally said I'd be thankful for a shitty gift, a gift card just shows he either doesnt know anything I like or thought of it last minute

>>213460572
Futurepill wishpill is so op, then... Sex appeal pill

For me it's woman with large serene eyes and big tits and black hair

>>213460643
a gift card lets you buy whatever you want
grow up

>>213460611
death pill it is then

>>213460634
does she do any hardcore lesbian stuff?

i need some poon, can i borrow your gf?

>>213460652
a gift card isnt a massive black dildo which i specifically asked for

>>213460589
Moneypill is completely bogged by futurepill

>>213460663
Sure man thats why were here for

>>213460673
the moneypill is better actually since you can spend like a rich man without attracting attention

>>213460638
cute lil guy

>>213460621
your failing as a son is directly proportionate to his failing as a father

>see something in the corner of my vision
>look inside
>nothing

You all would regret being able to see into the future
What's the point of living if you already know exactly what's going to happen?

>>213460695
relatable

>>213460572
Kinda confused about wish pill so you can't even wish for anything similar to the other pills? For instance i couldn't wish for money but could I wish to have a large amount of stock or gold? How strict is it

>>213460662
no she justs sits there and teases you

>>213460686
How the hell do you consume without drawing attention / why care if people think you made a good trade

>>213460702
>>213460693
fuck you, Im straight, moved out, and have a job

Hey, Chuck, it's your cousin, Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you've been looking for? Well listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-KkP58qukM&list=RDv-KkP58qukM&start_radio=1

>>213460716
and you're whining about a birfday present?

>>213460572
Future pill, then I could trade stocks and make bank.
Wish pill has high versatility
Then death pill so I can kill every politician and celebrity

>>213460716
>fuck you, Im straight, moved out, and have a job

so you've done the bare minimum? ok(?).

>>213460713
I guess you're right but the moneypill just seems more straightforward and easy than seeking out the lottery

>see into the future
>realize all the lotteries are rigged by the CIA to pay off their assets
>realize you can't win any money that way
ain't nobody gon believe u son

>>213460735
A brokerage account is very easy to open, lottery ticket very easy to buy too like you said

>>213460756
the lottery is just a scheme designed to separate rhubes from their money and give them false hope that somehow they can escape the system without extreme measures.

The Island encapsulates this perfectly.

If you're black pilled, is it better to keep it to yourself, or to be honest with others about your beliefs?
I feel that keeping it to myself is best no point in spreading cynicism, but I'm not strong enough to pretend to believe in things I don't

>>213460779
just cuz yo dumbass believe sum shiet ain't make it tru, nigga

>Psh psh psh
>Come little nigger nigger nigger
>Come on here lil niggy
>Come to my lap
>Come to papa
>Yesss
>Good boy nigger good boy
>*Nigger purrs*

>>213460793
English please, Jamal

>>213460779
of course yes keep it to yourself

>>213460809
It must take an extreme mental illness to create this image

>>213460811
tldr: nigga u dum n tarded

>>213460821
while this is true, you don't need to be so mean to trannies because of their mental illness

Update: working on the second town of my fantasy map. Castle is placed.

i dont hate trannies anymore

>>213460847
pictures?

>>213460813
it's hard to feign caring or believing in the things people do
i don't actively try to spread cynicism but I can't help it slipping out when these topics come up

>>213460847
Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass fantasy map you got you'd get some bitches on your dick

NIGGAAAAAAAA

>>213460873
This is too much for me

>>213460858
I'll post when I'm finished in two weeks.

I'm not okay

there's absolutely no reason you should ever think about trannies unprompted.

If you could press a button that would instantly annihilate yourself would you?
Instantaneous, no pain
Conversely if you had a button that would incinerate every influencer and media personality would you?

Then why did you bring them up?

>>213460937
>If you could press a button that would instantly annihilate yourself would you?
yes

>>213460937
I'd press the first one maybe when I turn 80 and I feel like shit because I'm old

I’m cold and hungry

I look back at my life and think "damn that was cringe." Then I remember, "who cares?"

>>213460779
I only tell to my weirdo friends

i've blackholed all of my high school memories. can barely remember a thing. how odd.

How do you blackhole a memory?

>>213460994
I have a hard time remembering yesterday or sometimes what I did a few hours ago

>>213460938
don't get smart with me faggot

>>213460924
why u talmbout em den??

>>213461011
Mental trauma or head trauma. Which ever trauma you wish to choose

ever notice how every discussion these days is just about power and control, managing the narrative, not about the ideas themselves
like everything is just treated as p.r, optics, or a shit test for tribal affiliation

>>213461043
No

>>213461011
Look at a memory from a third eye view and replay it until you no longer have any emotional attachment.

I don't have to black hole my high school memories, since I made none anyway

>>213461043
two reasons: 1. the ideas underwriting leftism have been thoroughly discredited 2. women, who are majority of leftist types and control the dem party, don't care if something is true or right, they care about party consensus

Damn, this be one spooky ass nigga.

>>213461061
Did you, uh, not graduate highschool anon?

i'm so le sad

I had a great time in high school and am still friends with many of the people i knew back then

>>213461101
Same

>>213461101
t. 22 year old

>>213461109
do miss it from time to time
>>213461112
no

i just turned 22, my life is so over

>>213460873
did you make this

>>213460565
You must be young and naïve.

nothing worse than some faggot with a positive outlook who doesn't hate his life. truly disgusting.

happy people never accomplish anything noteworthy btw, every good thing to ever happen for humanity was done through misery, suffering, and by extreme pessimists.

take me to the Marquesas Islands

>>213461147
i bet they're full of brownoids and rich sex perverts

>>213461101
same

>>213461070
It's not exclusive to the left though as both exhibit this tendency. The whole idea of banning woke ideas from being taught is also predicated on preferring coercion over debate
i guess it's just polarization making it so there's no possibility for neutrality anymore in any public institutions

>>213461169
>The whole idea of banning woke ideas from being taught is also predicated on preferring coercion over debate
no it's not. woke ideas are wrong you have no need to debate them. that'd be like saying we need to include flat earth theory cause we need a good ol debate: no it's wrong, woke is wrong as well, simple as

The homeless can get fat. That should tell you enough about how prosperous our nation is.

Listening to Slipknot. Feeling really hardcore lately.

>>213461217
wow anon I'm surprised your mom allows you to be so hardcore

>>213461203
This is the chuddiest post I've ever seen

>>213461212
Obesity hasn't been a sign of prosperity since before franz ferdinand ate his last sandwich, okay chachi?

>>213461219
She doesn't, I have to keep it on the DL. I think that makes me even more hardcore.

>>213459050
Who’s the emperor

>>213461140
You should start writing, anon. You sound like a modern-day Bukowski.

>>213461248
Society

>>213461230
t. flat earth theory retard

>>213460924
True, but society used to prompt people to think about trannies constantly, until they recently put the woke away

>>213461230
no I'm a liberal, and the sooner we can purge you woke scolds out of polite society the sooner we can get the country back on track

>>213461203
why fixate on controlling the conversation instead of arguing those points as to how it's wrong?
Fixating on control makes the substantives debate harder because then it just becomes a primal power struggle of who gets to frame the conversations and determine curriculum to start
That shifts the conversation away from the normative discussion towards a discussion which devolves into accusation by both sides of censorship

>>213461272
>until they recently put the woke away

Foolish to think anything has gone away. They've just turned the volume down from 11 to a solid 7 - and only because they've normalized such degeneracy.

>muh heckin Sydney Sweeney advertisement!!!! woke is dead!!!!!!

>>213461203
Sent that freak flying

>>213461124
No, I would make one based on the age of exploration.

>>213461293
*towards a raw power struggle

>>213461247
darn moms they just don't GET it you have to be cool and hardcore in school

>>213461203
>you have no need to debate them.
why would anyone ever take your side if you don't even believe in proving your own pov?

gay bitch ass nigga hours

So many average women have at least one pierced nipple now, not sure if this is a good sign or a bad one for society as a whole.

>>213461293
At a certain level of polarization, debate doesn’t make sense anymore. Debate makes sense when people have roughly the same aims, but there are different possible ways to get there. We’re now at a point where both sides of the “debate” have a worldview that sees the other side’s end goals as profoundly evil. At that point, it becomes a powder keg for war, not debate.

I've been thinking about inviting my coworker to a ballet.

i've never paid any money to an e-thot. pretty sure there are some suckers here who have

>>213461379
why do you care who gets married

>>213461348
Bad. They use nose piercings on young livestock so that the cold metal is unpleasant to the mother, such that the mother makes her child stop breastfeeding. It’s anti-intimacy.

>>213461344
based

>>213461388
here's one right now, look at this faggot

>>213461388
because its bad for society wokecel

>>213461388
We live in a society. You can’t just have a growing cohort of antisocial freaks who are a burden on everyone else.

>>213461392
Surely they can just take out the piercing to breast feed though?

What did japan mean by this?

>>213461408
im talking about gays

>>213461373
NHH

I'm ashamed to share a flag with retards. Muh right wing muh left wing muh women muh gays muh trans muh--

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>213461362
But then public debate is just reduced to mutual accusations of censorship or manipulation by the other side
>You're trying to control what I say ... No you are!
I mean I guess that's already where we're at, but its not sustainable

>>213461426
nta but they are a huge burden on society and it would be incredibly easy to quantify the hundreds of millions of dollars they have cost taxpayers over the years

>>213461442
i didn't mention neets

>>213461439
Hence my statement that this is no longer a debate, but a prelude to war. The scenario that involves the least bloodshed is the national divorce concept.

Too many homos in this general, in general. Would really benefit from a 50% reduction, ideally on target to achieve a 105% reduction by end of Q4.

>>213460572
Wish pill, wish immortality.
Death pill, to kill and extort people.
Future pill, so they can't do shit about me.

the worst part about beating off is paranoiacally making sure you cleaned up every last molecule of nut

Have you had sleep paralysis? If so, What was your experience like?

goodnight

>>213461331
yeah we've been asking libshits that for literally years now, but racists like you should educate yourself

>>213461525
gn bro

>>213461477
>ideally on target to achieve a 105% reduction by end of Q4.
are we REALLY on target for a 105% reduction in the homofaggot population?? those numbers seem a bit massaged.

>>213461454
Ideological siloing leads to intellectual stagnation. The lack of real epistemic challenges to your underlying narratives and values leads to lazy thinking because people are afraid of dissenting from their own side. And what debate that is had in those silos is just mutual affirmations of your own tribes virtuous right beliefs
I guess it's a preferable alternative to violence, but people are going to become even more stupid.

>>213461546
with the way things have been going i think it's quite possible. besides we need to keep the shareholders happy.

>>213461518
Every time it has happened to me it feels like someone is coming to get me or kill me. I attempt to scream and my jaw moves but my lips remain shut. The sound I make sounds like when people do imitations of whales except my mouth is closed. I make attempts at moving but obviously I can't. It feels like I have an immense weight on my chest

>>213461293
>instead of arguing those points as to how it's wrong?
You're the one who's apparently in favor of retard woke "policies" even though the rest of everyone's moved on to things that actually work. SO it's really on you to present your argument as to why being a woketard is erm good akshually...

>>213461564
The data I'm seeing here is that gayson posts are up 17.8% in the last quarter, that is not a good sign. The shareholders could be spooked on our earnings call if we don't improve that number

>>213461518
Evil presence in the room. Feels like I'm home alone even when I'm not. Desire but inability to scream.

>>213461547
this is perhaps the most libtarded nothing paragraph I've ever seen. like damn, the final boss of libtardism is here, and she's queer

>>213461572
I'm not in favor of woke policies. I pointed out that making top down restrictions on teachers curriculum is an example of evading substantive debate.
It's not "here are the values and ideas which ought to be emphasized in school, and here's why they're superior"
Instead the argument is usually
"we have to prevent the other side from brainwashing our children "

Scary

>>213460572
future pill and I'll choose see five minutes ahead to now what pills I took and then I take those pills

>>213461684
I'm saying when conservatives create alternative institutions with only other conservative, and libtards do the same. Then increasingly intellectual debate stagnates cause you're surrounded by people who mostly only affirm what you already think

>>213461714
ඞ

>>213461708
>I pointed out that making top down restrictions on teachers curriculum is an example of evading substantive debate.
which again, makes zero sense. you teach kids things that are true, you don't teach them flat earth theory for the purposes of "debate" and you certainly don't teach them woketard lies.

>>213461783
You don't think schools should teach multiple perspectives and ideas?
Not everything has a single right answer like that
i don't think that schools should just outright tell kids what is true; at least not in a lot of subjects.
That doesn't teach kids how to think or reason

where did everyone go

>>213462012
Discord mods said to invade /brit/.

schizopoo scared them all away

im hungry and thirsty and have to piss

>>213462028
fucking shit picture kys kid

>>213461858
>You don't think schools should teach multiple perspectives and ideas?
ok so how would this work? "alri kids the truth is the world is round, but since we're soooo invested in teaching 'multiple perspectives and ideas' we're gonna teach you this fake idea that only retards hold, which is that the earth is flat, and that wokeness is real ok any questions it's ON YOU to figure out which one is actually true through your great powers of CRITICAL THINKING xD"

got verbally bodied by a witty late zoomer i cant compete as a zillennial

>>213462102
it's alri gramps fr

>>213462077
Some ideas do have s right answer like your example, but in a lot of subjects there isn't a singular obvious right answer
There's not a singular obviously right way to teach history for example, as so much of what we know is reconstructed from the fragments that have survived
So yes I would say you include the retarded woke ideas to a degree if it's a history class or humanities. It wouldn't be the only frame you'd present, but you'd offer it as one way of viewing history and then present others

i want to go to a dermatologist

>>213462192
want to?

White woahmen can't compete with asian goddesses.

>>213462176
>There's not a singular obviously right way to teach history for example, as so much of what we know is reconstructed from the fragments that have survived
This is mostly not true and nobody is really worrying about minor differences in ancient history. we are teaching kids a fake history that focuses way too much on slavery and jews and other pointless minority groups who did nothing noteworthy though.

My back is peeling (got a bad sunburn there a week ago).

>>213462199
yes i wanna looksmaxx

>>213462220
see how big of a chunk of dead skin you can peel off at once

>>213462228
well then just go to the dermatologist

>>213462247
ok

>>213462249
my friend used to work at the dermatologists office and they mostly just did medical issues not glow ups

>>213462261
i just want to clean up my acne scars

>>213462269
oh well hopefully they can help with that

>>213462204
>goddesses
Asians are chthonic, tiny, and brown albeit

>>213462308
asians being tiny and brown makes it fun to stick your pp inside them however.

>>213462308
Why chthonic

if i died tomorrow no one here would notice or care

>>213462218
I agree that woke history is simplsitic and overly moralizing.
But I think if I were a teacher I would introduce a woke interpretation of history as possibility, and then just move onto other theoretical approaches to history.
So I disagree with your idea that retarded ideas just have to be banned outright. history is not a very objective field as choosing which parts you want to focus on to begin with is a normative choice
In a health class it shouldn't be taught, as something like transgender ideology has no scientific basis.

>>213462093
boobs

ill stay up and post here if foot kraut promises to rock with me all night long

you arent going to rock with me? then fuck you

>>213462426
Not the kraut you're looking for

wtf is this shit so every eu site i visit i will have to do this? lol

>>213462512
why are you visiting EU sites...

>>213462512
this is a video game website btw

lookit dis nigga

>>213462524
i wanted to look at screenshots of a game

>>213462506
simps smdh

‘Couples therapy’ is usually just the woman bringing the man into a situation with her therapist in an effort to manipulate him to do what she wants. It’s a rigged game - and the therapist is on it, and will drag it out as long as possible for the $$.

I’m so fucked up

i need a sweet treat so badly

should i eat the cadbury thats in the sweet treat jar? i kind of dont want it but im hungry

sacchan is rapid!

>>213462653
ODDS: hell naw nigga
EVENS: eat dat shit, homie

>>213462689
less do it

>>213462357
ngl my man, it really really sounds like you just want to teach kids woketardism and are upset at the prospect it will be outlawed in 2/3rds of the country.

guess ill have a breakfast essential

I sustain myself by telepathically placing a void in other peoples stomachs and an exit void in my own, stealing their food

How do I stop jerking off to trannies? I don’t even want to quit porn. Just gay shit like traps and femboys and such.

But it’s the rabbit hole, you see. I had to sink into increasingly depraved shit. I get off to my own shame and disgust. I can’t go further. I need to quit gooning to dicks or I will be forced to commit suicide.

>>213462867
Thats a baaad path to be on. You're gonna end up like that 60 year old white guy who became a bnwo tranny and wore a fake pregnancy belly

stupid fucking moth keeps flying in my face and hitting the monitor

>>213462867
Isn’t it just a matter of having self-control, and not doing that anymore? If you stop engaging with an undesirable behaviour, the neural pathways with atrophy and go away, right? You quit smoking by not smoking when you get the urge.

>>213462883
Yeah or other weird fetishes. What’s next? Fucking poop porn or bestiality? I can’t become that guy.
>>213462897
It’s absolutely a matter of self-control but I’m a fucking retard idiot.

>>213462897
Easier said than done. Josh Moon said that he thinks people who have poor impulse control are going to go extinct due to internet pornography

>>213462867
only fap to real girls

not trying to be flippant but ignore the weird fetish stuff and focus on real girls like you used to when you were young and horny

>>213462943
when I see this image, I think of him making the CAAAA sound
https://youtube.com/shorts/qpObCUeOe5Y?si=6YgjNqsKA9OJAUA9

>>213462914
Im in the same boat man i can barely go a full day without jerking off and it takes me like 3 hours of exhausting deathgrip pounding my limp penis to cum

>>213462897
>the neural pathways with atrophy
*the neural pathways WILL atrophy

i basically have to hammer fist my cock to get it to shit out a drop of semen

>>213462921
>pic
what in the fuck

>>213462921
That’s what I’ve been trying to do. With a small amount of success. I jerk off about once a day on average. Sometimes twice and sometimes I skip a day. But for the last little while, once a week I’ve “relapsed” and gone on an hour-long tranny sesh.

I just need to snap out of it. I need to program my brain to just not do it. I can’t think of any other way.
>>213463004
Oh man that sucks. Maybe we can both beat our demon. Let’s mark this thread as a turning point.

>>213463026
my understanding is bugs no likey water

evens i game
odd i go to eep

im so eepy tho

>>213463033
I'm pretty sure the tranny/trap thing is some sort of weird mind virus. It's VERY hard to quit once you get into it. Potentially I fried my brain from years of smoking weed and gooning to trap porn and uh...other stuff as well. Have been doing well not fapping to any sort of trans stuff but also every once in a while it shows up and then boner activates but idk baby steps I guess.

>>213463033
if you want to leave some sort of contact we could try to keep each other accountable. ive been trying to stop for a long time now. if you don't want to because its weird i understand though. i have steam, discord and twitter

>>213462918
>>213462943
Josh Moon is based

>>213463109
hes got a shady past

>>213463132
Not really

>>213463132
dont we all

>>213463132
YOU got a shady past

anons get so upset if you like anyone with a name online

I’m self-replying here
>>213463033
>Let’s mark this thread as a turning point.
Maybe that’s it. I just remembered when Gandalf said
>I am Gandalf the White
>And I come back to you now
>At the turn of the tide
What a sick fucking scene. I need to rewatch those films. But more importantly, this is my strategy. I’m going to remember this post and think of Gandalf saying that shit to me whenever I’m about to look at dickgirls. That’s my strategy. I can fucking do this.

>>213463090
You’re right, it is a sick mind virus. I would often do it while getting baked too but I’m two weeks clean from weed. Tranny porn is the next thing to go. Gandalf has my back now. I am embracing a new divine form of autism.

>>213463106
Yeah sorry I’m too weird about my internet privacy. But I believe in you sincerely. We’re men, we can do this. Mind over matter!

My weakness is fat assed classy milfs

>>213463214
>You’re right, it is a sick mind virus. I would often do it while getting baked too but I’m two weeks clean from weed
I don't care what they say. There IS something about weed that leads you to be quasi gay. normal faggotry ala brian is disgusting but weed makes dressing up as a girl very enticing, every trans/trap whatever I've known has been a weed smoker

>>213463139
>>213463145
>>213463147
he wont fuck you with his broken penis

>>213463301
I think you may very well be right. My only possible theory on this is that weed kinda makes you dissociate and feel separate from yourself. Or at least it does for me. So when you’re in that altered state, you kinda get unplugged from your identity and your desires open up beyond their typical boundaries. I didn’t look at gay/trap/trans porn one time before I first used weed, which was during covid.

It’s really incredibly bizarre, the more I think about it. But you’re absolutely right, many people seem to be in the same boat. It’s so strange.

cant sleep

>>213463406
>It’s really incredibly bizarre, the more I think about it. But you’re absolutely right, many people seem to be in the same boat. It’s so strange.
Yes and I've noticed a lot of hostility from heavy smokers when I've mentioned this idea, online of course. I did occasionally have slight gay/femdom thoughts before I ever smoked, but once I started smoking normal fetishes almost disappeared and everything was focused on trap porn for many years.

For me though weed started to lose it's potency, even with long breaks, so then your fetishes get even worse. Bad road to go down.

>>213463508
I would have responded with hostility and denial if we were having this conversation a few months ago, but I would have been lying through my teeth. I’m just glad I never started to have any doubts about my own gender identity. The only trans person I know irl is a massive stoner and once talked about how horny weed makes them. I should have known better than to fall into this trap (clever pun).

To a certain extent, it’s actually nice to know others have had a similar experience. It means I’m not some unique lunatic going insane inside my own mind. Now that I better understand it, I think I can beat it.

>>213463702
yes it's probably only by the grace of God and being tall with an exceptionally deep voice that I didn't troon out. I've even got the autism thing going so yeah, the autism tranny (weed) pipeline is strong.

I should probably throw all my girl clothes out, not that I ever dress up anymore but no need to keep them. anyway gl on it all, I'm going to bed

>>213463804
Have a good night anon. It was nice to chat about this. It’s times like these I’m glad 4chan still exists. There’s nobody else I could ever talk with about this other than maybe a therapist or something.

Ive pirated, without a VPN, a fuck ton of shit from public trackers, and have not once been confronted by an ISP or a copyright janny
Are VPNs even necessary? desu I dont think there's even one ISP that gives a fuck

fuckin hell that was close

>>213464148
idk if this is just a coincidence but the one and only time i got a menacing letter from an ISP was when I was seeding a torrent at my parents house on their wifi. Made for a really awkward conversation.

For some reason my apartment wifi has never had a problem with it. Maybe certain kinds of internet plans make it easier to get away with?

>>213464501
>Made for a really awkward conversation.
Was it porn lol

covfefe no. 2 after which it is lifting time
today is chest day

covfefe no. 2 has been slurped
it's time

i'm out of coffee

>>213464148
My friend only torrents on rare occasion and has gotten multiple warning letters, albeit nothing has actually resulted from those letters

>>213465882
nta. only litigious companies send letters for torrenting on public trackers. some examples are, pornos, AAA gaming slop, marvel slop, 80/90's dad rock, enterprise software
if your parents have heard about it, or if it's porn, pirate at the expectation of getting a letter or getting sued. copyright trolls routinely sue people for torrenting porn.

been trying out the phrase, "I don't want to be rude, but I do *not* want to have a conversation [with you/about this]." on sales people and evangelists, and it's worked out swimmingly.

>>213465966
I don’t really mind being rude to salesmen, so I find extremely short responses like “No” or “Not interested” usually suffice.

I love working in automation
Seeing the looks on peoples places when i replace them with a robutt is unimaginably satisfying

>>213466972
very believable and genuine post

>>213466489
i call indian phone scammers "chai wala," which means "tea seller." this is a grave insult b/c tea sellers are bottom caste

>>213467106
I’ve never tried this one, but it’s supposed to be good

had a dream that i found a dead body and i called 911 but the guy who picked up was extremely unhelpful. he never sent the police and just kept asking me random questions about the body.

i had a fever dream that blended my real life and 4chan, I crawled into my old college classroom, dying of thirst and heat exhaustion, and saw my crush walking out of the room. I grabbed the nearest person and could only manage to gasp the word "Stacey".
Her name was kate but she looked like a Stacey in the 4chan sense.

done lifting
mineycrafta time

>>213468490
it's 6:47 AM on a weekday.

>>213468632
8:48 in the real America.

breathing polluted air

>go watch Naked Gun in theatres
>stereotypically dressed black gangsta guy walks in and takes a seat
>start to get worried he's going to shoot the place up or rob people
>remember only white people shoot up theatres

>>213468632
it's 8:53 am and I am unemployed
in conclusion: smd + I mog you

>>213468490
for me, it's terraria

i want a job to be fair