Thread 213462961

Ah. Rorke. You're here. Splendid. Do sit down.

>>213462961 (OP)
long earred nigga

so here we are then. the eponymous "new"

>>213462998
We don't even come close to having the kind of restrictions and scale of censorship that you have, if you didn't know that, it's because the BBC lies to you about Russia every day.

>700g pork belly
>10 sausages
>4 chicken legs (1.6kg bone in)
£18.76 from the local butcher
What we saying lads, goodndeal>700g pork belly
>10 sausages
>4 chicken legs (1.6kg bone in)
£18.76 from the local butcher
What do we think lads, good deal?

this country has NO assets they were all sold off. We are 100% reliant on taxation

personally the porn ban hasn't affected me because i exclusively wank to feet

Rorke calling the Samaritans just to talk to another person since he has no mates

>>213463034
also ive been good i dropped like 10 pounds since may please dont call me fat
>>213463048
yes you do wtf? people arent even allowed to talk about being lgbt there, you make terf island look sane

>>213463006
leftypol fighting the system and speaking truth to power by supporting just about everything the wef shills

leftypol
rorke
leftyrorke
rorkeypol

>>213463048
When Britain was involved in the Iraq War, there were massive protests from Brits against the war, which was allowed, because protesting like that is legal in the UK. But if Russians protest against the invasion of Ukraine, they get put in prison.

>>213463092
how come we're not allowed to protest against israel?

>>213463092
That was over 20 years ago now actually. Modern Britain arrests people for protesting the king.

got a horrible ulcer on my tongue it keeps scraping against my teeth ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>213463121
get some salt walter gargled lad

Just done the maths
The equivalent products from Tesco would cost ~£14.50
And the quality of the produce I'm getting from the butchers is far superior
Plus I get to support an independent business

I think the £4 extra is definitely worth it

>>213463135
bruv why you trying to justify your purchases to us?

trying to look for imported dublin guinness cans because they started brewing it here and it went to utter dogshit, can't find any
if i want a decent guinness my only options are to track down a pub that has the proper stuff or fly to fucking ireland. just not right is it

nth for the baddiedem

>>213463159
stupid bitchdem

>>213463164
just not on that kind of behaviour is it

>>213463158
*yawns in your face*
yeah?

woke up today with mental health. Not had it for a while x

>>213463164
not very nice lad

>>213463174
>Video unavailable This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds

>>213463176
umm i wasnt talking to you

so I got raped

>>213463210
yeah?

>>213463188
*clap* British *clap* shows *clap* aren't *clap* for *clap* British *clap* people.

>>213463048
post "putin huilo" on your VK and see how long it takes before you have a broom up your ass

>>213463150
I'm just brain dumping as is the point of this general

>>213463177
play football with your mates and cry or something, we must all fight mental health x

>>213463210
I'm sorry. No matter how it happened just remember it wasn't your fault. Idk how to deal with that in a healthy way.

lying on my back letting mousey unleash a fetid stream of diseased diarrhea all over my chest

>>213463209
*pretends to snore obnoxiously loud*

just started stacking shelves at the shoppo, lads. 10x better than working fast food let me tell you

think i've got taller. my desk seems way lower than usual

>>213463218
Haha retard moment

>>213463220
understandable

>>213463210
simply unrape yourself

tried the red tip bananas because I was sick of cavendish and thought it was way better but apparently they're the same thing just "organic"

>>213463256
not got a clue what any of that says x

>>213463282
Keep us posted on further developments

>>213463282
i'll give you a red tip banana wahey

>>213463282
good morning bananalad

>>213463286
my 100 day Russian Duolingo streak is telling me that Poccnn is Russia and I think Putin may refer to Putin

>>213463101
you are but you just aren't allowed to break in to military bases and destroy jets babe xxx

>>213463308
or so you claim

>>213463256
I don't like you. The other russian poster had a poets soul. Your soul is black and shriveled like a gooners testicle.

>>213463316
were these two 80 year old women breaking into military bases and/or destroying jets?
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jul/24/uk-police-detain-pro-palestine-protester-80-almost-27-hours-search-house
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9vrjkev802o

rorkes mum's partner regrets taking him for a day out

>>213463286
Little Slovakian nigger, trying to prove to me that Russian social media bans people for insulting Putin. And there are entire groups here dedicated to hating Putin.

In Russia, as in the UK, people do go to jail for social media posts, but there is a nuance: In Russia, people go to jail for calling for terrorism, but in the UK, they go to jail for quoting a rap song with the banned n-word.

>>213463256
Did you know that the FSB poisoned Navalny. Not something that happens in the West. What was his crime exactly? He wanted a non-corrupt country and that meant he was poisoned without a trial or anything?

>>213463286
He has searched for "Putin Khuilo" which means "Putin is a dickhead"

>>213463101
There's anti Israel pro Palestine marches every single week up and down the country

>>213463338
>I don't like you
I don't give a shit, retard.

>>213463364
Not enough

>>213463347
Someone stuck their dick in that and impregnated her. Grim

>>213463347
she's the mum that stepped up

Just shagged another milf with a son older than me. She worshipped me young knob

>>213463353
neither slovakian or czechoslovakian mate

>>213463363
>Not something that happens in the West
True the West prefers guns

>>213463363
Not something that happens in the west yet. Fascism is coming to a theater near you.

Why does it matter if the UK recognizes Palestine as a state? What does this even mean? What's been the government's stance on this up to now?

>>213463385
cute!!!
you should have a mmf thresome

you don't even need to argue with russians, simply having to wake up in russia every day is punishment enough
no snidy online insult could top that

>>213463363
>Not something that happens in the West.

woke up at 4 to take a piss then took ages to fall back asleep and then started having mad vivid dreams

>>213463415
yeah but i wake up in the south east so its not great for me either is it really

>>213463363
>Not something that happens in the West.

>>213463385
how old is she and you

>>213463344
>group breaks into an airbase and damages military equipment around the time when war is looking very likely
>for better or worse get proscribed a terrorist organisation
>stupid old biddy goes out marching IN SUPPORT of this newly proscribed organisation
It's actually incredibly easy to not get arrested at these things, 99.99% of the people attending manage it

>>213463363
>Not something that happens in the West

What was the name of that member of Blair's government who quit Parliament before the Iraq invasion? You know, the one who had an accident while doing his morning jog? And wasn't there an english in the commission that was sent to research Sadam's supposed WMD arsenal but he openly declared there was nothing to find? Or was it the same person?
Have you heard about Sergei Magnitski?

>>213463459
80 year old women are often the prime suspects in military sabotage, mate, you're completely right.

>>213463464
David Kelly

>>213463344
they were protesting on behalf of a proscribed terrorist organisation babe xxx

>>213463400
It's meaningless horseshit from retards who still cling to the world order of international liberalism that America upheld until recently

>>213463447
He gets himself jailed on purpose

>>213463296
I bought 3 lady fingers today to try them out. Not bad. Not too sweet, in fact it has a little bitterness, but the overall taste is pleasant. It doesn't have that texture that the cavendish often have that I dislike. At twice the price per kg though I'm not totally sold, especially when the skin takes up a bigger proportion of the weight.

>>213463363
Have you heard of Ulof Palme?

>>213463473
are you being deliberately obtuse and disingenuous?

eating a apple

>>213463344
Why were they supporting a terrorist organisation? My nan doesn't do that

>>213463450
She's 43 im 25. Her son's 28. You do the math

just looked at an old mate's insta who i haven't spoken to in years and looks like he's living the life, travelling, DJing, hanging around with loads of cool people
and im just under the covers of my bed on a monday morning

>>213463473
Are you illiterate or being deliberately disingenuous?

do you think sir keir starner ever has a wank

>>213463481
Honestly yeah its kinda crazy the western hemogony kinda collapsed but we're in a state where we're pretending everything's still working.
Like we fired people for reporting economic statistics thats actually 3rd world tier unironically.

>>213463489
now why on earth would a man go and do that on 4chan?

>>213463521
back in my day trolling was a art

>>213463489
>>213463515
mossad bot's broken x

hooting

>>213463507
Are you alright?

>>213463498
see what youve done there is eaten a apple

>>213463417
to be fair the americans' political leadership's response to the ice gun and stuff like it at the time was "what? no! that's retarded!"

KGB was probably like that as well until the 2000s swung around and they could raid their Q lab for multimillion dollar isotope samples to kill dissenters because one of their own was in charge and no one gave a shit about optics anymore

>>213463507
you should start doing mother son roleplay sex with her and brainwash her over time to want to actually shag her son

>>213463536
So it's the latter
Thanks

Don't have anything to get up for me

@213463553
not giving you any (You)s on account of you being a proscribed poster

>>213463507
how very grim

>>213463507
currently doing the 'math'

prostate
pro state

>>213463598
done him

Bloody Australians and incest fantasies

posts per second dropping rapidly need an infusion stat

holy fuck... lois... im cumming... ngaaahhhh

unc calling it maths lol ok professor boomer

poo

>>213463507
dude that means you were three when you became a dad, the fuck

>>213463646
No way you spastics have started calling it math

>>213463510
>old mate
Why is everyone saying this all of a sudden

>>213463646
as opposed to what?

>>213463680
there's a difference between old mate and old mate

Wonder how old you have to be before you have viable sperm
Fun trick to play on some kid would be make him a dad before he got his pen licence

anyone spending $70 USD for the mgs 3 remake

rape-wanking my arse

>>213463713
um

irish nightclub:

why is that a category?

>>213463680
imbecile

>>213463713
lad you dont have to post every thought that comes to your head

>>213463734
It's an important topic, rorke

>>213462961 (OP)
me sitting across the table from rorke ready to push a big red button that activates a 20 minute self destruct timer that will blow the building sky high when he makes me see the error in my ways and how i'm no better than them.

yankstralia

>>213463764
blithering idiot

>>213463764
we should get the Labor government to introduce a program to combat it

>>213463734
British men are so weird because in most countries men love the women but in britain even the straight men hate women

>>213463738
?
>>213463694
>there's a difference between old mate and old mate
what

here he is then

>>213463793
They can start with their own party name

Quentin is here so Im away

>>213463822
mate is like chomie old mate is like sir

gfs being grumpy with my since i spaffed on her face

>>213463822
nitwit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feodor_Koshka
so this is catberg

THAT'S THE JOKE

>>213463835
>>213463827

thoughts?

>>213463853
I am genuinely curious
All of a sudden "old mate" seems to have replaced "I'm cooked/let him cook" as the phrase of choice of the zoomers I am around every day. I know it's not a new phrase though but until maybe the last month I've probably heard it used twice in my life

need labour to ban big lez show and tame impala here asap, australia has this country by the balls

hypothetical: someone has wasted their whole life just muddling around, still in school at 28 and just getting an associates degree in comp sci, how fucked are they?

all feels pointless lads ngl

having to turn my vpn on to have a wank really makes you realise how good we had it before

>>213463882
>All of a sudden "old mate" seems to have replaced "I'm cooked/let him cook"
cunt what no it hasnt

>>213463885
big lez was only good 10 years ago
stop being slow and lame

>>213463898
i feel the same way im from texas. kinda fucked that you guys are as conservative as us tho.

>>213463882
bro is cooked

>>213463898
they failed to ban my fave small porn sites

>>213463912
think I'd rather live in texas

>>213463890
Irredeemably

it looms

>>213463898
just use brave and open a private window with tor. no vpn required.

>>213463822
in the post you're plying to he was just talking about a mate from a long time ago, rather than calling someone "old mate" for the sake of it

>>213463911
couldn't think of any other australian culture

>>213463916
ong ts pmo fr oms icl ru fr rnb

>e621 one of the biggest furry porn sites in the world is still available
makes you think

>>213463961
Everyone has moved onto e6ai, keep up old mate

>>213463936
the weathers nice but the people and politics are hell here

>>213463882
>All of a sudden "old mate" seems to have replaced "I'm cooked/let him cook" as the phrase of choice of the zoomers I am around every day.
So they've started talking like Austtalians again?

>>213463949
not possible I'm not a smelly little virgin runt so I can't use brave

>>213463878
Irish prods look like THAT?

dont talk to me if you take SSRIs you vile automaton

Israel fucked around and found out. Change my view.

>>213463955
what is blud cooking fr :dead:

>>213463793
>Labor
FOY

>>213463961
Just drawings of animals innit

>>213463993
>Israel fucked around and found out.
Found out that they won

>>213463993
found out it can continue to do whatever it wants with very little consequences?

I really hate women aye. like, I'm gonna go super saiyan 3 on women and just kill em all

>>213463882
bro is living in a community of retirees skull skull skull

Just taken a horrid poo
Left the toilet water a marshy swamp like green
Needed two flushes

Come on Rorke I thought you'd like Kevin
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-F2e9fmYL7Y

>>213463961
are the r34 sites still standing tall?

>>213464017
its okay to be gay, no need to hate women though

When we get banned I will miss the Australians. They all bring terrific banter to the group

>>213464017
who will make your tendies and hotpockets then fattie?

>>213464032
no all is gone only furry remains

leftypol has blood on his hands

I keep doing really large poos that can't be flushed so I leave them in there and let the water erode it over time until they can be flushed

>>213464038
bloody hell even rule34video? dont know how i would wank without that...

fwberg gave me incurable gonorrhea lads

Reckon when 4chan gets banned it'll be like when it went down for a few weeks and I realise I don't really care all that much and it's pretty easy to something else

Welsh sounds like bent Hebrew

>>213464050
honestly could hear brett hand saying that

>>213464036
I make my own stuff like a man. really just got a bloody gutfull of women existing aye. might do the needful and blow up the planet with a death beam

>>213464050
Turns out there was one thing Timmy could do

i am addicted to pornography

>>213464059
i was thinking about you when i gave it to her

had so many shits yesterday it feels like im walking around with brambles betwixt my bum cheeks

>>213464030
Rorke only likes the heavier, faster shit
https://youtu.be/7jekYAm3fkA?si=ORzIbpX-QZ-VHZOY

>>213464095
fancy a twix now

Off tae bed

>>213464092
https://voca.ro/1c5ZDwisiYtv

>>213463541
Yh im fine just got home safe from a drink drive
>>213463549
Kind of leaned that way tbqhwyf. She was more into it than i was, and i
was saying nasty shit thoughout
>>213463597
got a circumcised 7.5 incher but the birds worship my knob and act like it's the biggest in the world. Most condoms break. Once I can actually get a broad to pull her pants down they always fall for a young bvll

>>213464122
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite. *kisses your forehead* sweet dreams my little prince.

mental to think there was a time when twix was new
imagine being the first bloke to eat a twix
must have been incredible

>>213464122
ktim

i'm a virgin but when my parents were my age they already had a 13 year old son. mad that

>>213464141
That's good, it was just that it was funny at first but thinking about it made it seem really predatory on her end.

Her bum
My face

Why is Al Mountain pretending to have sex

thinking about the time when i almost lost my virginity but spaffed my pants during foreplay and she laughed and told me to go home

>>213464149
mummers had me when she was 19 and i'm 20 now yet i still feel like a kid, can't imagine my parents were already dealing with a 1 year old baby at this point i barely have the discipline to get to work on time

>>213464149
How is life with Down Syndrome

Woman are support class

might start walking around the streets killing black people

another week of toil begins, when will it end?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze7UdvR57Ks

i like watching psychiatric videos

>>213464122
shouldnt you be getting ready for toil?

>>213464214
alri liam

torture niggers and burn their bodies to ash

wind's howling

>>213464243
Nice and quiet on the south coast x

*unholsters my beretta m9 and shoots a nigger kid in the head*

I need an Ofcom agent in the thread NOW

>>213464195
my mom got married when she was 20 and im 28 and it makes me sad because she was just a kid and then didn't divorce him until she was like 40 and she deserved a lot better than my dad.

yeah I'm thinking TOTAL NIGGER DEATH on this one lads

>>213464272
*waves the ofcom flag*

HELP US KEIR

>>213464266
Kek this is literally me
>>213464238
>>213464277
Good posts

>>213464277
absolute kinema

>>213464266
dont make fun of him, if he wants to feel like a big cock makes him a big man let him, this is the hillbilly welsh mountain village of the internet, we're all sad weirdos, we should be there for each other, not tearing each other down.

>>213464305
To be fair yanks are not welcome

>>213464238
this but for polaks

having a cheeky little autism attack x

>>213464298
thanks, I do my best
>>213464304
goated pole. we will destroy ever last nigger god willing

Not seen EW in a few days, hope she's alright

>>213464311
okay chat show of hands how many people here have ever felt welcome anywhere in our lives?

melty! melty! in the brit thready!

my willie mays hays is 6.5 inches long and 4 inches wide

>>213464305
Very gay and yank tier post

>>213464328
She? SHE?
IT'S A FUCKING BLOOOOKKKEEEEEE!!!

Me? Not a sad weirdo. A shagger. A patriot.

Little spider just tried crawling up my arm trying to be my pal
Fucking squished the cunt instantly

>>213464315
*raises hoof* um

>>213464342
Not very respectful that

get the fucking niggers raped

you lot ever watch the american inbetweeners?
don't know why they bothered actually

>>213464328
>she
Oh we need to have a talk mate..

>>213464333
cave a niggers head in with a ball pein hammer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiSidFXwO5E

getting the boffins in my ear

expanding my brain, unlike you, an odious twerp

>>213464355
BOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH X

all 1.5 billion africans could fit in the UK without an issue

just saw an elderly nigger repainting the underside of his 15,000 pound elevated hot tub, he must really trust those rotted balsa-wood support columns.

>>213464328
I know she's alright she's really strong unironically. It makes me glad when shes not posting here because thats self harm for her.

>>213464355
yep, this is THE post that needs posting

>>213464363
just not bloody on that isnt

>>213464374
get the lake district paved over

I hate every pole I see
From Chimpniesz to Chimpovski

>>213464328
He was here just yesterday

>>213463210
Need a kung fu GF to rape me too

the scran

>>213464377
>>213464328
he was here yesterday mate
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/employed%20woman/

>>213464385
piss all over dead niggers after I rape and kill them IN REAL LIFE

>>213464406
gimmick stealing mong

>>213464420
which gimmick?

>"employed"
>"woman"

leftover crudites > your breakfast

Racismlad is about to find out all about ASIO's power to detain

earth but it's just anglos and japan

>>213464447
sacked
tranny

>>213464447
50/50

>>213464392
shut up nigger, Poles are ZASED. Poles are educated in the fine art of killing niggers

>>213464447
has a job and is a woman

>>213464448
Depends on how shit the veggies have gone and how likely the dip is to make you shit your arse out

>>213464473
polish diaspora

import the biomass post haste

im gay i like cocks in my arse
da ba dee da ba di

>>213464458
tell em to square up ong b I will ZEEM any GAYsio niggerkike who steps me, I am ARYAN ELITE

Tired of seeing POOJEETS on your Instagram feed?

Get rid of them with this one simple trick, like all pictures of GOTH BADDIES you see and Rupinder will be a thing of the past.

>>213464489
Abolishing ICE doesn't mean you support illegal immigration.

>>213464473
That's suicide and it's a sin

>>213464459
unfortunately english people become the biomass in this scenario

strange sound came from my derriere followed by a peculiar odor which cause some offense to my nostrils. What in the heavens is going on

>>213464505
why do big titty girls gravitate to being goth girls so much

>>213464492
hi asl

>>213464505
think i figured out why i like big tiddy goth hoes so much

it's a PURELY ARYAN aesthetic

you cannot do the goth thing with brown skin

>>213464510
*Runs naked through the streets with the jap cops racing behind me with a giant net*

>barely got to 100 push ups yesterday
>used to be able to do over 200 in a day
I've regressed lads. I do sets of 25. Stopped for like 4 months because work already left me physically tired enough.

>>213464516
leftypol is walking by behind you stinking and making noise

Does anal sex smell bad?

bollocks have been swept into the ocean by storm floris

get the fucking black folks respected

yer da got molested by storm floris

don't think i'll ever be cured if i can't put my willy inside a jap milf's slopey vaginafanny

>>213464535
25x4 is really good lol probably under 20% of healthy men can do that many with proper form

the biomass grows larger

i did 0 push ups today
and will do 0 tomorrow

the niggermass

>>213464535
what good does doing that many pushups do

Indians are delusional

>>213464559
depends

Find that posting on other boards on 4chan has some kind of benefit (/tv/ you find good movies, /g/ you pick up some tech news).
But this board in particular is an utter waste of time.

>>213464614
shut it alistair

>>213464606
get them shagged

>>213464579
My form starts off good then goes to shit by the end usually lol

>>213464601
get stronger, feels good to reach big numbers.

>>213464614
poo

>>213464631
scream

>>213464606
the downside, of course, is they are latvian

>>213464622
fucking done that freak

>>213464614
FUCK OFF

pscrmn

how comes the 'kis in dominos and pizza hut are allowed to put pork on pizzas then

>>213464613
I don't want to do it if it smells like poop

>>213464559
Depends

>>213464657
it's not actually pork. all pepperoni pizza is basically turkey/chicken with pork flavouring

tn gim

>>213464559
by "bad" what do you mean? sometimes it smells like poo but it's hot as fuck when a cute girls lets out a big stinky anal fart

>>213464614
i dunno /mu/ for example has awful taste

educating my brain with youtube videos and drinking a berocca

stopped giving all fucks about expectations and life got better

>>213464712
>>213464712

>>213464694
pleb

>>213464664
lol what are you doing Cody