Thread 213470476

doberge edish

off to do the 'ini

>>213470476 (OP)
thi could be us but you played

The missus washing the BBC seed off her body

anyone got poo seal or poo snail?

the wagie jumpscare

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>>213470527
would a pooey hairy arsehole do?

>>213470440
>you said she was snuggling up to you lol, what other possible hint do you need. I mean you really are an autistic r9k robot if you needed her to tell you in words to "initiate sexual intercourse procedure"
Snuggling could mean anything though.

I've heard horror stories of men who knew women that would flirt with them heavily and touch them all over, but when they leaned in for a kiss she shouted "What the fuck?! I'm not into you like that!"

I am utterly fucking petrified of such a situation ever happening to me. So, I really do need explicit verbal confirmation that a woman is interested in me, to remove all possible doubt from my mind.

But I also have the problem of my physical inexperience. I literally do not know how to kiss, let alone do anything more intimate than that. What happens if a woman IS into me, but then I go to kiss her and I do it so embarrassingly bad that she loses all attraction to me?

>>213470533
for me it's
>can you ring me when you've got a minute?
if you want to speak to me you ring me cunt

got a decent promotion in work a while ago and started feeling good about myself, like i was going places
but I've basically done nothing else with my life since and feel stagnant again

remember when my mum set me up with this girl. when she saw me you could see the disgust on her face and she ignored me the entire date

>>213470476 (OP)
what's he doing in there

213470526
Genuinely fantastic body

>>213470558
chad move is to immediately call them when they send that

my mental elves are doing me in

Name one thing better than cumming inside a pretty Japanese girl's mouth.

>>213470574
On a flight back to labrador

>>213470558
>for me its
for me its when someone calls like 20 times when you are busy

Had a bizarre dream and then woke up in a cold sweat, weighed myself only to find that I had gained a pound so I will be starving myself to death today

>>213470526
um

the kit

Oh my god I actually replied to a post in the old thread what a fucking idiot

>>213470526
The mentally ill pedo rodent using his front end to spam the same repetitive unfunny bullshit

literally went to an even that's about men and women having sex you either come as a couple or you come to pair up
me and like idk maybe 5 other guys dind't get with anyone literally everyone else did (hundreds) even the obviously gay guys (who also kissed guys) kissed many girls
literally nothing
had nothing
i hit on girls and was utterly invisible
utterly pathetic piece of shit
why do i even exist

>>213470590
the BBC battalion

>>213470588
10 minute video just to say theyre the same

Welp, now that my thread ( >>213468214 ) is over, what did we think of the OP? I'm always looking to improve.

reading at some schizographics and nodding constantly

>>213470641
wrong tbf

>>213470590
wow i want to die for israel now and give them all my money!

>>213470496
2:56
not bad ig

>>213470580
It literally could.

At uni I once went to a female friend's birthday party and a few of us went back to her house at the end of the night. I slept in her bed with her and another girl, and she was snuggling up to me while we slept. There was no romantic implication whatsoever, she was just a friend and didn't want me or the other girl to have to sleep on the sofas or something.

You can't take everything a woman does as a sign of sexual interest, or else you'd end up becoming a rapist.

Pokemon Go: snorlax butterfree snorlax
(3 minutes)

>>213470645
sir kebab squeezer

>>213470604
a cold can of monster on a hot summer day *sips*

>>213470590
There are pathetic moids who will support a genocide just because they see a video like this on a screen and want to fuck their body so they delude themselves into thinking if they ‘support’ them they’ll be able to

>>213470612
very healthy behavior im sure

>>213470645
Seems like an affable chap

>>213470645
don't like this
not one bit
actually i do, well done

I'm just saying, I've never seen a Palestinian woman who was hot...

off to ummingtonshire anyone want owt

ah yes can't wait for another thread of literal essays from the two neeks trying to decide who is the biggest virgin

>>213470628
Did you copy this from reddit lad? What sort of event is this

>>213470266 #
So now you admit that in reality you are a spineless gimp who doesn't "do all the right things" and gave up after minor dating setbacks.

Incels are unbelievable at least you aren't as deranged as Diego who is pretending to have leafs filtered again

>>213470347 #
I'm not being mean to him I'm asking an honest question

>>213470590
Paraglides into their room and kidnaps them for months

>>213470677
Extremely

>>213470628
>literally went to an even that's about men and women having sex you either come as a couple or you come to pair up
>me and like idk maybe 5 other guys dind't get with anyone literally everyone else did (hundreds) even the obviously gay guys (who also kissed guys) kissed many girls
>literally nothing
>had nothing
>i hit on girls and was utterly invisible
You are able to hit on girls, therefore you're in a better position than I am.

So much for me being a "neurotypical" and you being le poor oppressed widdle "incel", eh? You're more of a normalfag than I am!

If I ever tried to hit on a woman, I'd end up having a panic attack out of sheer fear, and then she would either laugh directly in my face or would glare at me with a look of disgust.

>>213470590
What would you even keep in this pocket

>>213470704
>So now you admit that in reality you are a spineless gimp who doesn't "do all the right things" and gave up after minor dating setbacks.
I did all the right things, I just didn't actually ask women out.

>>213470590
pfm

perusing /sci/ and telling people they’re wrong and retarded without any backing

>>213470663
bro if two girls are happy to share a bed with you without any concern whatsoever that you might try something you might as well just hand your dick back to the government or something cause you clearly don't need it

>>213470755
good

blog on you boring cunts

I'm 35 so I'm actually king of the virgins

>>213470750
You're not an incel by your own standards

Get a grip

>>213470755
haha, pretending to be retarded, is it, retard?

>>213470791
you’re wrong and retarded

>>213470029
Is that anon in who wanted to start a travel company for American tours?

I will admit you're right and should go start that company asap

>>213470665
why was this post deleted?

shit makes me diamonds

>>213467710

>>213470812
because never mind

>>213470800
Literally me

>>213470800
Here's that kid I was telling you about

GFberg is self concious about her flat chest. Should I tell her I've been wanking it to Daisy Ridley and Keira Knightley for the past 20 years?

>>213470764
>bro if two girls are happy to share a bed with you without any concern whatsoever that you might try something
What the fuck did you want me to do? Try to initiate a threesome with them? What kind of pornographic fantasy land do you live in?

>>213470802
banished that freak to the tartarian depths

>>213470832
>Daisy Ridley
no tits no arse and a mid face
dire dire taste

>>213470831
absolute cinéma

>>213470817
yea because you're a pathetic gimp who can only realistically see himself shagging an asian woman who has the build of a 2x4

>>213470831
ahhh no please stop hitting me 25 year old robert deniro

>>213470774
I never claimed to be an incel. I don't like that term.

I am a kissless dateless handholdless virgin.

>>213470854
hooting & hollering

>>213470875
it's the kissing in missionary position, calm down

Any freaks of nature in?

a Monday morning cuddle with Jack

>>213470876
whath ahpepn bradley no face green in the backgrdn?

fortnite girls are so peng

>>213470875
so what if he likes Asians

*calms down*

>>213470832
Sounds like a great plan. Reckon that will make her feel loads better x

>>213470919
grow up

>>213470905
yea me

someone mind telling me why indians are hated? all i can imagine is the smell but i can't imagine the smell is what gets people seething

>>213470839
it's not what you did/didn't do in the bed, it's the fact that they were willing to share a bed with you at all
I hate to say it but it seems you're on the same level as a gay man to them

>>213470871
>no tits
are you that fucking slow you can't even read

>>213470927
>loads

>>213470931
you know, i know, we all know mate you don’t need to do this

weird how celebrities try to make themselves look hot and sexy like we have porn we can literally look at girls arses and tits and see them get fucked and you think we're gonna get around by you wearing a slightly above knee skirt? lmao

>>213470931
they're just generally really [REDACTED BY OSA] because of all the [REDACTED BY OSA]. surely you've experience them [REDACTED BY OSA] yourself. hope that helps x

>>213470931
Well sarr youre dirty, obsequious people the kind that sucks up to their boss and smiles and nods while shitting on anyone beneath them. Weak people with no self awareness

>>213470962
>>213470973
no i am serious like curry smell is very bad and i hate it but indians crime-wise are not as bad as most other criminals so whats the big problem

>>213470984
that doesn't really explain the extend of the hate compared to other immigrants (pakistanis, arabs, jaimacans etc)

mad how the OSA is now getting caught on with by the normies

>>213470941
>it's not what you did/didn't do in the bed, it's the fact that they were willing to share a bed with you at all
Yes, now you're understanding my point, aren't you?

Women just don't view me as a potential partner. They tell me I'm "handsome", or that I'm "well dressed" or "smell nice", but when it comes time for them to actually find a boyfriend, they look at every other man but not me.

>I hate to say it but it seems you're on the same level as a gay man to them
Several women in my life have either asked me outright if I was gay, or have later admitted to me that they thought I was gay when we first met.

o aye am fram scotlan
tadee ats haruts v habs
ah fuckan heet haruts
and ah fuckan heet habs
am a reenjers fan mesel
an ah tell ye wor
ah fuckan HEET seltack!

>>213470882
>If anything, my situation makes me the most involuntarily celibate man of all time.

Business idea: battered chips

>>213470984
>sucks up to their boss
trying to curry favour with them eh

>>213471000
Theyre all hated to. Theres just more indian people and theyre in every country

>>213471021
wouldn't the rangers fans have less thick accents than the celtic fans

>>213470931
being competitive in jobs for bread winners, being extremely arrogant, smelling really bad and being extremely creepy/perverted will get you hated even by normies
the fact that you can't answer this question is very telling. you really cant figure it out?

>>213470986
well i just got a 3 day ban for posting “shut up n-word” so i’m not just not going to engage further

hope the CIA gaslights some autistic to go to Ukraine war with knife only as a challenge (like a TikTok challenge)

i hate the man for grangling me

>>213471029
orange chips mate

>>213471027
Involuntarily celibate, not incel.

>>213471036
Wahey

Shat myself at the men and women having sex even and had to go home

>>213471073
Why did someone paint AI slop on the wall?

>>213471079
That's literally what it means and what you said in the rest of your post

You're a boorish mong and I won't respond to you anymore

>>213471084
Sir John Torode

>>213471049
smelly bad is the only one i've experienced here. the rest apply to many other immigrants. must be a US thing.

>>213471049
>being competitive in jobs for bread winners
They must fit right in over there.

MI-5 in geography for scientific and how to kill the gulls with slingshots and ballbearings purposes (without hitting whats most important: property) lesson and mission

I have been thinking about ways to make real maps using technology and plotting distance (using the real life maps key) using rules and marking the map, but using technology for coordinates. so I hope that I dont mess doing that up
but the dickhead gulls (that just make noise all the time - the alpha gull duck) should get shot to show the other gulls what they get and to cull them a little bit

the toil freaks are finishing day 1

>>213471193
tobert

rulers*
and a compass

the neet freaks are finishing day 34583450 of their pointless depressing existence

a friend with weed is a friend indeed
but a friend with liqour is my muhfuckin nigga

PENG
E
N
G

>>213470919
for me it's chic (yellow)

Why is nobody talking about this? It's now illegal to own katanas in the UK.

just under a thousand quid to last me 3 weeks

>>213471245
>ban katanas
>call it ronin's law
absolute kinema

>>213471239
I didnt say that

>>213471245
this is anti japanese racism

>>213471245
lmao isn't it a bit offensive to call them "ninja swords" too?
so much for the sensibilities of your japanese citizens, they don't matter

>>213471245
it has been this way for 12-13 years they have been talking about katanas (im not underage) since I was born

mowing down biomass with an easi glide 300

rorke getting molested

>>213471245
so harmless antique and replica collectors are fucked over because leftypol's pet w*gs cant control themselves in london.
actually mad how disingenuous lefty types are

>>213471278
>12-13 years
>since i was born
>im not underage

I’m afraid of myself and I don’t feel in control of my own actions

owning "ninja swords" should not be illegal!
no gangsters are using NINJA SWORDS. if ...

>>213471245
https://www.katanamart.co.uk/content/27-uk-samurai-sword-law
This shop says you can still buy them
>All our swords fully comply with current UK laws, including the new legislation taking effect in 2025. Our entire catalogue is vetted to meet current and future UK legal requirements — we have already removed from sale any items that will be banned under the new law coming into force in August 2025.

>>213471245
Love how we ban everything but it doesn't make any difference

>>213471312
Get him sectioned

leftypol getting molested and enjoying it so much he starts molesting others

>it has been this way for 12-13 years
>since I was born
SIR KIER STARMER ARREST THIS CHILD

cricket bats are worse

>>213471285
Thats a no-dachi you idiot

>>213471321
ban the biomass

>>213471332
fucking screaming

>>213471353
the fact that you know the difference makes you a massive incel

>>213471316
Don't understand it meself either. I just know over 1,000 swords have already been surrendered

>>213471332
he’s the best poster of all time

>>213471350
> >>213471316


>>213471331
im not underage but the people that got mad when they were banning ninja swords 12-13 years ago, had to have grown up at some point. I could make my point better but I dont know how but its ok :)

Islam and Sharia Law will save UK from the claws of NATO, liberal democracy and capitalism

rorke clueless what to do with his saved PIP money after the ninja sword ban

who tf is walking around with a katana anyway

sir queer is banning gta 6 due to woke

tried a hard level sudoku and humbled myself.

ain't going back to black boy lane

ew
also this is literally city 17 from gmod halflife 2 mod campaign

>>213470832
would be more subtle
put on pirates of the caribbean and casually mention you always had a crush on keira knightley growing up or whatever
if you actually want the relationship to last you'd be better off glancing at a girls big chebs every once in a blue moon, not enough for her to kick off but enough for it to play on her mind

>>213471372
You revel in your ignorance

>>213471429
what the rorke

>>213471414
will be rather annoying setting my Xbox to another country just to download the game. Shall be done though

>>213471425
he was playing a character, your honour

:D

They'll be banning the BWC next...

need to go get someone pregnant and then kill myself

I have some questions about dogging, if that is ok.
1. Do you have to get out of the car, or is it considered dogging if you park and fuck?
2. Is it still dogging if you go to some remote area where there are realistically no other people?
Thank you in advance.

remember how fucking livid diego was when mouselord stole his name for a while.

Is the YOOKAY Regime really going to try to ban GTA?

This country is an absolute shithole. Labour are true totalitarians. They have the jesuit habit of peering into people's souls, coupled with their awful cultural leftism and capitalist economic stance.

the duality of man

>>213471471
OK this is based
and everyone in where I live purified their ralts, which was a mistake actually, but I got a regular hundo ralts and with lots of candies to feed it :)

prove he's a nonce though, toby has always denied it

>>213471516
Wheres the duality?

the pooality of scran

tipping it down, you dont know how happy i am to see this, allotment looks like the sahara right now

>>213471531
he said he'd fuck a child (presumably a child's photo was posted in the thread he made that post in)

can't wait to play GTA6 and play as maria
i'll just run around and admire the jiggle physics

In the novel by William Luther Pierce, he predicted the development of a computerised ID system mandatory for all citizens, which would even be needed for buying groceries.

And this guy was writing in the 1970s. Unbelievable foresight.

id fuck a pony from MLP and that rule is stupid also. why does that rule exist? because people would leave the thread to go jerk off

>>213471594
based and true they’re fit as fuckkkk

>>213471592
not really that hard to predict

>>213470584
Indeed the missus is worthy of BBC

>>213471514
if only someone warned us this would happen

>why does that rule exist? because people would leave the thread to go jerk off
this is my post
but this has been proven (that people would leave the thread to go jerk off)

>>213471594
the horse shotgun but what the fuck yeah in the i htihnk head

>>213471486
funny

*clangs little can* a (you) please sir? Bless you sir...

>>213471630
yeah

>>213471592
as if the nazis wouldn't have implemented the same thing, probably much sooner

computer. put my consciousness into applejack’s older brother. have us both locked in a room together with no possible escape, and increase her libido by 30,000%. disengage safety protocols and run program

do you ever pretend to be a retard when you're home alone? you know like walking around the house like you're disabled and that

>>213470605
puttering

>>213471516
samar a cute

>>213471516
fuck off normoloid

Another afternoon browsing Australia on google maps and imagining myself as part of a happy, sociable australian community in rural Queensland

>>213471691
uhh but they're based so it's ok

>have us both
who both????

>>213471705
No
Its offensive to those seriously walking around their houses like that, like you

>>213471705
i don't have to pretend

>>213471732
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/context_clue

whom both!??

Will feel very sorry for teenagers if they can't play games like GTA any more.

Playing GTA 4 in my mid teens was a formative experience. Plus literally everyone played games like CoD and Battlefield (this was back in 2008-2013).

I guess they'll still be able to play offline, unless companies try to force always online DRM again.

dinner for the last three days has been curly fries with either fried chicken or burgers. mad how runts live like this

my aunt said it's stupid to visit the UK because I wanna drink local stouts and walk around some small towns

>>213471794
yer aunts a goyslave

>>213471820
and a dead ting

>>213471771
obviously, but it is sneaky

Need some Norwegian or Danish friends.
(No Swedes).

so this is rorke

>>213471794
Ever shag her up the arse?

>>213471691
Why would they? The Romans believed in individual liberty. NS Germany relaxed firearms laws.

Technology would have developed completely different had they won.

haven't eaten all day but can't be arsed to make food
because i don't have any easy and quick goyslop, i've actually got to cook something

mousey lets have my little pony roleplay esex on discord

must be fun being a video games rater for PEGI like you get to play games and say "this is an 18" or "this is a 15" but what if you don't find the secret sex mission

making some black tar heroin
>black tar heroin >instant funny
yes, but its serious. and im being serious

>>213471879
Yeah that's how it works

>>213471897
pictures or fuck off

Mousey should Play ..

Umamusume "Pretty Derby" !!

Lets Give it a Go !!

ever buy a pair of creps you like so much that you leave them out in your room so you see them a lot

>>213471908
I need to get my opioids license. ringing government soon

>>213471901
it does i just googled it

>>213471908
here you go but i dont see how that proves anything

>face id required to fuck this femboy
fucked up this is.

>>213471972
mate...

Go on. Post that webm. You know the one I mean.

mousey youre going to be my boywife by 2027 whether you like it or not

wish I could switch to veganism but it’s just not realistic or sustainable when you lift weights and are a poorcel

its not the last step but still important scientifically speaking. pouring heroin down the sink to commingle with (gods precious) water which has been fluorinated is not dumping it into the ocean with everything else which is based, is disrespectful to the heroin,.

>>213471765
bit gay to wear that shirt and not be carrying a gun

>>213472026
Shut up u poocel

>>213472036
ktim

>>213472026
you want to resist your nature of eating plants AND meat mr saar?
just go eat cow poop
bitch

leftypol reading the news and suddenly booking a trip to Kenya

>>213472013
you better be josef (registered pharmacist and used to work for the FDA) and I want to develop seizures and throwing plates etc. around by accident

>>213471928
i think you shold commit suicide <3

be le me
prepare to go out somewhere
bail at the last moment cos I feel like a freak
lolwut.jpg

Just posted a roll image in some discord I'm in and no one knew wtf it was. The next generation is beyond fucked.

>>213472072
i know it smell crazy in there

>>213472066
>I want to develop seizures and throwing plates etc. around by accident
why

>>213472049
I don’t think it’s an ethically good thing to do in the modern age with the farming methods used even if it’s natural to do

>>213472072
me after Israel has been defended

>>213472072
the stench, considering it

>>213472076
>The next generation
why are you in a discover server with gen alphas?

>>213472072
Leftypol: "I'm in heaven!"

>>213472072
Erm... okay...

Emma Watson is to AI what World War 2 was to radar, jets and nuclear power.

FUCK

mousey barefoot pregnant naked wearing nothing but a frilly apron in my kitchen

>>213472026
plants don't contain loads of essential nutrients

>>213472072
get them all housed and fed right now rorke

>>213472128
got bored of fantasising about bgi D?

>Teenage boy detained for mutilating and killing kittens

>Notes on the London boy's phone detailed his desire to kill another person.

>"Every day I was researching how to get away with murder. I have come close. I have killed cats to reduce my urges. I have skinned, strangled and stabbed cats."

>>213472070
ktim

>>213472159
what on gods green earth is a bgi D

mousey's little willy going plap plap plap on my tuppence as he rides my peenor cowgirl

>>213472072
you arrive at puregym

yesterday on YouTube I saw a shorts video on making some sort of explosive device and it showed a bunch of styrofoam (cut with that hot iron homemade DIY meme videos) in a wooden frame, concrete poured on it, made sort of a layers spiked pattern (of concrete) while he was talking. I think still with concerete, but to hold things it might be useful to do that trick with styrofoam and all. I guess also paper mache

>>213472169
normal behaviour for boys imo

>>213472187
no bombs

>>213472145
I realise that which is why I have trouble with the idea of switching, I’m not so much against consuming animals in general as I am the methods in which they’re farmed and slaughtered. seems like you either have to do something or just don’t think about it ever

>>213472169
>His accomplice in the animal abuse, a 17-year-old girl, will be sentenced later.
This lad's shagging and (You)'re not. What the fuck is (You)r excuse?

Be real though we all love the Tobester nowadays he’s mellowed out massively

that's Rorke finished

>>213472222
kek this is me

>>213472169
you've got your brads mixed up there i think you meant to post this one

>>213472106
Cuz I'm a nonce. Actually these are Gen Zs desu, I'm a millennial, I still count Gen Z as the next generation.

>>213472169
skin color?

bombs are important
for example have you tried swapping the words around? its a situation: the terrorists domestically attack you. what if Russia invades?

>>213472182
bet he makes some proper weird noises when he’s bottoming

get the books burned

>>213472237
corr they'd make a lovely pair of mittens

>>213472072
looks like ai

>>213472237
le bergés

>>213472210
women love serial killers

Reckon Toby Carvery might be on the menu later this week.
Wahey!

>>213472237
So this is rorke and leftypol

>people really are using discord to groom children
jess phillips was right wasn't she

>>213472203
yeah factory farming is undeniably cruel and people don't need to eat as much meat as they do to justify it really. it's obviously more expensive than a supermarket but I bulk-buy organic grass-fed beef and pasture-raised chicken which is more nutritious unless I fell for a meme and hopefully better for the animal (relatively) and environment

>>213470481
>>213470481

>>213472193
staged

>>213471332
God I miss him so badly

This thread has been so shit lately that the spammers don't even bother anymore

if you (the xeno-national or globalist TERRORIST) attacks the words would be: attack domestically by the domestic terrorists
in that case domestic terrorism is actually a good thing. the government will probably teach us to do everything probably anyways. and so they release their secret training footage they had prepared to the public