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I hate sand.
It's course and rough and irritating and gets everywhere

what's the solution to my identity crisis

i don't have any ideas for a good post to make

Need a gf like this.

>>213474901
Become nothing. It's better

>>213474908
me neither
okay pack it up, 4chan is over

dogs can definitely consent to sex but only with women. just like boys

My 6th grade English teacher told us that SpongeBob is gay

>>213474971
teachers find sexual gratification in tormenting and corrupting children.

>>213474971
This is actually true, but only because they retroactively made it canon, like with harry potter

if spongebob is gay im cancelling him

Everyone in America should give me $1

dont believe me niggas? look it up. they made spongebob a gay faggot. retroactively

>>213474971
you can't deny that he's zesty though

There is no "cost of living crisis". You're just poor. It's fine to be poor but it is not a sign of broader widespread issues. It's you projecting your tiny lived experience onto millions of people. The poorest American or Canadian is still better off than 90% of humanity.

You know who was gay that I never saw from a mile away? Rock Hudson

>>213474855 (OP)
It was the blood pressure pills bro

"canon" in an episodic tv show is a joke.

Redeemed kosher s25u phone. The microchip in my blood forced me to consoom new product.

>>213475082
John Wayne was gay

>>213475088
Shut up homo

>>213475075
>The poorest American or Canadian is still better off than 90% of humanity.
the poorest american should be the blacks and they SHOULD STILL BE richer than 99% of humanity in their ghettos.

>>213475075
i think you are too uninformed to bother talking to.

No, he didn't say "SpongeBob is a homosexual" he said "SpongeBob? That show is gay."

>>213475088
speak your truth king

I hate that my parents moved to texas. I have to see black people every day now.

>>213475102
Just because a niggas real name is Marion doesn't mean he's gay

>>213475139
yea but what is percentage of 30 year old who have iphone? checkmate

>>213475092
still using my s22

I just looked it up and apparently I was wrong, SpongeBob is not canonically gay. No refunds

>>213475173
studies have shown that he was probably gay

>>213475161
There's faaaaaaaaaaar more Latinx than blacks in Texas>>213475186

>mfw the joke goes too far because of my blood pressure medication

>>213475177
this. you see young people today are poor because they waste their money on frivolous things loke restaurants and movies

>>213475088
Not in the office or that 70s show

puta bros???

>>213475214
There's a shitload of both and also indians. This place is a shithole and I regret moving here

>>213475186
What "studies"?
Lmao

>>213475161
why do you visit your parents every day if they moved to another state?

>>213475258
sounds like your mummy moved you there

>>213475139
unironically, zoom out.

>>213475242
HOLY BASED

>>213475258
LOL where were you before that this wasn't the case?

>>213475284
>>213475260
I moved there because I actually like my family and I like to hang out with them but I still live alone

Some of y'all smell like curry up in here and I'm tired of pretending to not notice

>>213475380
*Cough*
>>213475284

>>213475360
texass is a shitholio. all the rich texans move to my state

tfw too poor to upgrade my PC with a smellovision just to browse /cum/ all day

dallas is brown

Why do I get offended at Euros making fun of American tourists even though I always dread running into American's abroad myself due to their fatness and loudness?

I pick my nose and just throw the boogers on the floor in my room and mom vacuums my room once a week.

will there ever be a yt city in the us ever again?

>>213475355
i used to live in southern california which is by no means homogenous, but it was practically a fucking ethnostate compared to texass

Israeli settlers holding down Palestinian twinks and tweaking their nipples while the world ignores it all

>>213475444
fairbanks alaska

>>213475449
Commiefornia is the most ethnically diverse state in the country

babe lemme slurp on those fallopian tubes like spaghetti

Welcome to this episode of "On the Water" with me, your host Bill Hassinger and my co host Kip Purnell

>>213474835
You left out that she got fined $300; more than I would have expected

had a little bag of sourpatch kids and now i feel ill
i wish i was young again

>>213475473
lots of injuns there
when I went i saw some schizo homeless white guy having a meltdown in the middle of the day, hooting and hollering about how all his friends are bitches and how hes tired of people fucking him over

>>213475439
Europeans saying anything bad about America just grates because they're all such limp dick faggots

>>213475242
I received 0 dollars before, I receive -$2.1 now? STOP TAKING MY MONEY!!!

tits on my face

>>213475521
how tf can someone be homeless in a subarctic climate

>>213475492
what channel is this on

>>213475552
Thoughts on the above SpongeBob conversation?

>>213475532
please read the graph again, pablo

>>213475554
he might have just been schizo and dirty and had a shack somewhere, idk

https://youtube.com/shorts/_WNMi-LFOcg?si=hlaS-TzqYX7sMxI4

>>213475476
Having lived in both places, there's no way California is more diverse than Texas

>>213475566
dont care even a little bit

California actually has hot Latinas and Asians
texas does not

>>213475492
There's a correlation between pingus size and fish size. It's over guy in the leftbros. I'm transitioning right now.

>>213475610
>pingus
lol

>>213475449
I live in socal. There's more beaners here than grains of sand on the beach.

>>213475594
>Le anecdote
https://www.census.gov/library/visualizations/interactive/racial-and-ethnic-diversity-in-the-united-states-2010-and-2020-census.html

>>213475656
You have no idea how bad texass is.

>>213475560
It's not I just made it up

>>213475603
Would you clap Sandy's cheeks tho

I've seen videos about how the EU, Japan, and Korea deals are actually in favor of them and that the US got screwed. Separate videos from different people in different languages.

>>213475663
California might technically be more diverse but black people make you feel the diversity way harder than mexicans. It's crazy that they're only 12 percent

>>213475705
wtf is your problem

>>213475677
If it's worse than here that's saying something cuz CA is like 60% mexican

>>213475711
You are brown

>>213475724
Ok Pablo LMAO
I knew this was a beaner when his first complaint about Texas was blacks while Texas is like 70% Latinx

>>213475733
Just answer the question and get it over with

>>213475724
that's not what diversity means
california has armenians, persians, people from all over

I don’t like it

The Int minister looks like a scammer... Coincidence?

>>213475791
i would not

>>213475798
is canada a dying state now?

smoking on my balcony. i have the grimmest balcony in all of /cum/

>>213475805
You know you'd give her that nut you damn liar

I have anime hair today xD

>>213475815
Probably

>>213475829
it's more of an alcove innit

>>213475836
You going outside today or something? Why all dressed up

>>213475836
This nigga be like
>teehee I’m a cute girl >:3 my name is Samantha and I’m 17
In his discord chats

>>213475839
sorry to hear that. no company has ever survived enjeetification. i can only imagine a country will fail in the same way

>>213475836
kurt cobain in ohio dawg

>>213475781
Im not a beaner goddamn it
>>213475793
fuck you

fuck everyone. I lived in both States I know what both of them are like I visited California since moving here. Texas is worse than where I lived before, which admittedly was the most expensive part of California

>>213475894
And where I live now is one of the most expensive parts of Texas by the way

>>213475852

>>213475863
Hoodies are my lounge and sleepwear(im a boymoder)

>>213475894
>>213475916
Cope

>>213475532
shieet they stealin yo money mang!

I HAAAAAAATE seeing black people

>>213475940
same, brother. same

>>213475740
>cuz CA is like 60% mexican
and libtards pretend there are 100 million illegals in the USA

>bacon double stack biggie bag
>10 extra spicy nugs with ghost pepper sauce
umm yeah
I'm thinkin epic

jason weston chandler

>>213475940
this but unironically. honestly anything brown makes my skin crawl

>>213475940
i don't like see yo white ass neither

>>213476018
You need a latina gf

>>213476003
LOL

>>213475894
>>213475916
why are you crying so much?

>>213476029
gross no thanks, I'll leave them for the mexican bros

>>213476027
You’re white

>>213476040
He got bullied by colored people
>>213476054
And you have low test

How do I become a /cum/celeb like jason? Do I have to post pictures of myself naked like a character select screen

>>213476063
You are indian

Terrone hasn’t posted any new pictures

>>213476063
He must be liberal then

>>213475610
Hassingerbros...

>>213476067
Yes post pictures of yourself and have a recognizable topic you post about

>>213476085
Yes and that's a good thing now stfu about that boring faggot you cultist

>>213476067
You have to be posting 24/7 even if you get ignored. You have to force yourself enough to make people go: oh my god (this guy) keeps trying!

I should be thrown off a cliff for being a 5’7 manlet subhuman

>>213476067
avatarfag, have the same posting habits (eg. spamming twitter screenshots with no text), constantly use the same phrases

Thoughts on Aarvoll and Return to the Land?

>>213476065
I didn't get bullied by brown people. And let's be real, stop using the term "colored" because you people have the least variety of color. White people have blue eyes green eyes, blonde hair red hair brown hair. You have black and brown everything, so don't call yourself people of color. Call yourself people of shit. Hope you die screaming in agony btw

how do i tell a woman friend that i didn't want to hang out b/c i think she's boring without offending her?
impossible mode: no lying

>And you have low test

I'm never getting on a boat again

>>213476139
if ur cute then get on the t-blockers and estrogen a.s.a.p.

>>213476162
Sorry I took it a little too far at the end there but still fuck you

>>213476162
>Typed with tears in his eyes

>>213476177
I would simply swim through it all

>>213476170
why are you friends with boring foids?

>>213476170
Just say you're busy
Technically it's true, whatever you'd be doing would be more important than hanging out with the boring foid

>>213476177
Hey look it's flooding! Let's go stand outside jimbob

>>213476177
i remember reading this was on a military base in the marianas islands

>>213476197
this, its just water bro i'm not made of sugar

We manlets should be the same as Dalits
We shouldn’t be allowed to interact with the general population and should only work in sewers and mines
We should be an underclass for being the physical abominations that we are

>>213476208
i'm only friends with low status people b/c i don't have to work to maintain the friendship and i can always find new ones

>>213476139
5'7 is good for a girl wink wink.

>A tourist in Tunisia was raped mid-air during a parachute tour

>>213476249
i hate normies so much

>>213476170
Give me her number and I'll tell her we're hanging out and you're fucking me

>>213476254
Are you sure you're not, because you seem pretty sweet to me

>>213475511
Honestly I expected more. They like to make a show out of fining people $50k for Migratory Birds Act violations.

Cucks in Toronto are letting blackbirds attack people because it's illegal to do anything about it. We need to normalize just killing any wildlife that fucks with us. Maybe if everyone saw thousands of people were being locked up just for protecting themselves from animal attacks there might be some kind of pressure to update/remove this stupid fucking law.

>>213476282
You got the rizz

>>213476282
ohhh look at casanova over here flirting and shit you think you're cool huh fuck you BITCH

>>213476177
Is the US #1 in natural disasters? Feels like.

>>213476328
yeah never thought about it before but it sounds right

>>213476177
why didn't they lock the door so the water couldn't get in

All manlets and all trannies should be ground up and turned into fertilizer

Do statistics really matter if they don't reflect my actual experience with something? Am I supposed to change my opinion when they don't actually reflect what goes on in my daily life?

>>213476277
>>A tourist in Tunisia was raped mid-air
The logistics of that are impressive enough that I'm not even mad.

>>213476277
This reminds me of that meme about the Pitbull heroically swimming out to sea to bite a drowning child

>>213476387
i'm guessing it was a skydiving-instructor raping a woman he was attached to, not really that impressive

>>213476379
what if the most attractive of them were bred with the most dainty of female in order to create an ultra fem breed of humans?

>>213476380
You're supposed to look at the bigger picture and adapt your opinion accordingly
But honestly a lot of that shit is fake

>>213476445
and what of the ugly manlets?

>>213476445
No, all manlets should die and not be allowed to breed

looks like somebody's got a case of the spose ta's

>>213476445
Dainty =/= feminine
Look at women in old medieval paintings and shit

>>213476464
fertilizer but I also want hobbits so maybe keep a few around so we can turn them into hobbit folk

I hate tattoos on women

I’m a manlet because reincarnation is real and I’m being punished for my wicked ways in my past life
Tall men are physically and spiritually superior to me

I hate women

>>213476572
Cuck

>>213476445
>in order to create an ultra fem breed of humans?
ok but consider this: I was catnip to gayfags and pervy women when I was 16-26 years old, very androgynous looking, very cute and very girly they said.

but I'm also 6'2"

>>213476592
>I was catnip
Zesty ass phrase

donald trump?

>>213476626
yeah I woulda turned your dumbass gay

>>213476631
*Angry chimp noises*

>>213476282

fandom.com is the worst website ever made

plastic so tiny it seeps into your balls, its in your brain, in your blood

what about femdom.com and it's the 2nd worst website ever made

>>213476651
Zesty ass comeback, probably flinged your wrist and snapped your finger when you typed it

DONAL TRONG

>>213476717
i'd rather have my balls tortured than try to browse a modern day wiki

>>213476592
I would breed you with the shortest dainty foid to produce offspring who were middle sized and feminine

er

does it

even work like that? probably not

>>213476730
Get his ass

You know those memes of people shooting guns with a caption that says "how I keep the property rates down"?
That's like me saying the n word in here, it keeps the whiteness rates up

Mid women be like
>what you rejected me? How dare you? I was doing you a favor. I'm way out of your league

>>213476760
wiki's died off in the 2010s we'll pretend

absolutely fucking this wendys up rn on some real shit

ELON MOX

I'm going to commit self harm because I am sad that I'm short and ugly

>>213476823
shugly

Donald Troonp

>>213476836
it be like that

>>213476795
i'm so glad everything is hidden on discord now. wikis were honestly lowkey racist now that i think about it.

>>213476709
maybe it will actually make us live longer, ever think of that

i'm a plastic man

Attorney hasn't gotten anything from the prosecutor yet and court is in less than 2 weeks. Evidently my case must be low priority

I love Wendy's but I can't remember the last time I had it. At least 15 years

things are so easily broken, so arduous to fix or create
it's entropy

Women treat everything so personally. they immediately make societal issues about themselves and their own guilt
like with fat acceptance. instead of looking for ways to make society healthier and less fat, they want you to accept obesity and lie to them about the health effects because of their own insecurity

>>213476921
He’s lying to you

>>213476962
if you had a red head teen girlfriend with pale skin and blue eyes you should go to halloween with her dressed up as the wendy's girl

>>213476921

>>213475022

I went to college

https://youtu.be/DE_CLQjbIoI?si=H6-Ag6cTVVWjOuTi

Do you guys remember this song? I remember when people genuinely thought this was cool. It's very funny to watch in retrospect. But I also think it's sad, the state of modern people. People have lost faith and their ability to be rebellious, they don't believe in this sort of hero anymore. Even if the idea of anonymous is pretty cringe, I think it's sad in a bad thing that people don't believe in this sort of revolutionary spirit anymore.

>>213476987
The ozempic thing is funny too because corpo messaging brainwashed them to dismiss anyone who is skeptical of injecting a drug with unknown long term side effects
if you're skeptical of a quick fix drug, you just must hate fat people or something

Hell is real and it’s called being born a manlet

>>213477031
Did you acquire knowledge

>Take On Me starts playing

>>213476996
Paralegal said that there's a high caseload in the circuit court rn. Seems to check out with online court records. Lots of probation violations, idiot vacationers, and more serious DWIs/DUIs

>>213477079
Knowledge of loans lolollollllo

>>213477077
true that

What do therapists do if they hate their clients

Hair is less anime after showering :(

>>213477164
i've never seen shrek ears on real person before
well it's almost there

>>213477176
>that poster
holy shit lmao
I know your parents are just beside themselves with grief

Here’s the latest controversy straight from twitter

>>213477200
He was raised by a single negro fucking whore

If your enemy kills you then you have won

>>213477237
Who, Quinton Tarantino?

>>213477258
the dead loser nigga award

>>213477211
wow I'm so upset reeee

also this was CLEARLY her idea

>>213477258
ytpepo b like

>>213477176
Your eyes look like you're on the verse of mental sadness breakdown......

>>213477200
he only has a mother his dad went out for cigarettes long ago and never came back

>>213477164

>>213477200
>my son.....likes pussy and ass?! AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
Grow up. Your mother used to pant like a bitch while cocks thrust into her.

>>213477211
Tf is wrong with white people

>>213477317
lol I'm not even gonna argue with you man
just really look real deep inside and ask yourself how proud you think your mom is of you

>>213477211

>>213477360
He’s delusional and incapable of self reflection

>>213477360
His mom's boyfriends are the ones lookin deep inside her

>>213477360
Your mother has had cock in her mouth.

>>213477437
all the deflection in the world won't take away what's on your mind

I like women only for their physical appearance

https://youtu.be/Pa5pqdK4-FY?si=xH-YfHqL9U16br-N
I like this video because of how enthusiastically the white women support the black guys for assaulting him and when he's on the ground they agree to not call an ambulance hoping he dies for being racist

>>213476177
did they die

based

>>213477456
Nothing is on my mind, you retard. Your parents do not care about your sexual proclivities unless you're some kind of psychotic anti-sex Christian family.

>Nothing is on my mind
Not the W you think it is

Got a girl coming over for sex tomorrow
Been almost 3 months with no sex for me so im looking forward to it

>>213477536
what a strange series of mental gymnastics to justify plastering a naked anime girl on a wall in your parent's house

>>213477577
make sure to stick it in her poopa

>>213477211
how is this controversial
good for them

>>213477574
maybe he's buddhist

>>213477317
yours still does with a random man every night

>what would mommy think if she found out I like boobies and I cum?! I might get spanked again.....

>>213477605
women are upset about it because they're mildly jealous

>>213477652
Hot

>>213477605
it's trashy. I don't care about it being sexist or whatever twitter-oids are complaining about, but posting sexual stuff about your partner on social media is trashy behavior

I think OnlyFans is all bullshit. I just don’t believe a mass amount of men are paying for porn in 2025.
It has to be like an intelligence money laundering operation for black ops funding.

I want to die for israel now after seeing the Sydney sweendy commercial for some reason

Jason's mom shook her ass in his face

>oh my g-d what if mommy finds out i jerk off?! I could never scandalize her she is like the Virgin Mary o algo

>>213477726
No you don't

It's raining here and I feel comfy

>>213477728
based mommy

The largest recorded tornado in history happened in Bangladesh

>>213477742
When I first jerked off I called my mom crying and apologizing unironically. I also did it later, the second time

>>213477819
Average Christian mother/son relationship

semen
semen

>>213477805
imagine what this visionary director could do with modern CGI

The first time I coomed I was fondling myself while watching a call of duty livestream

>>213477805
Tarantino niggas watch this and say absoluterino cinemarino!!!

when people say goon now are they actually talking about hours-long edging seshes or are they just using it as a synonym for fapping

The first girl I jerked off to was Olivia munn in 2009

>>213477930
pretty sure the 2nd

>>213476177
That is definitely not a boat

Nautical Thaibro made a thread, go show him some love

>>213477819
I do the same every time I have pre marital sex.

>>213477719
I've never met a man who does.
I think it's rich boomers paying for it
I mean even if you wanted the simulacrum of a girl paying attention to you, you could just use strip chat or chaturbate both of which are free

>>213474939
Love women who bully me for having a small penis, unfortunate its super rare and AI is terrible at SPH

>>213478138
do you actually have a small penis tho

>>213477858
Yes I was unironically raised basically fundamentalist chris chan

starting a new job tomorrow :-)

>>213478051
Bull shit

>>213478164
you making them big leafbucks now?

>>213478160
aww I bet your mummy thought you were gonna be a super smart scientist or a doctor or something with a fulfilling life

>>213478188
just under 80k, it's a start I suppose.

Today, I will remind them.

>>213478151
Yeah below 4 inches

i miss smoking and drinking and smart women who know how to cook

This is true.

>>213478179
I call her right after I cum to let her know I failed her
I've been doing this since I was 18. She's usually quite understanding and forgives me

I'm 25 and moved back in with my parents. I'm so fucked

>>213478310
Oh oh oh I am this one!!! That one is soooooo me!!!

>>213478271
That's not bad though right gotta be at least reasonable.

>>213478373
assume you're talking about the one on the bottom, of course

The most I've ever made is 37k

>>213478415
Yes

>>213478445
i made like 6 grand in a year once

>>213478310
i think goblins in most fantasy settings are evil but they still have some sort of soul, of course they have a tendency towards wickedness but they are capable of not being totally selfish, especially towards their fellow goblins

>>213478467
I made 6 grand in a week once

>>213478338
Not buying it

>>213478490
how

I pooped blood once (twice)

i have a crazy hard time focusing

>>213478650
fr?

i have a crazy hard time

>>213478533
bid a job really well and they were rich and didn't even blink.

>>213478533
selling ass and sucking cock

>>213478650
Tiktok brain ass nigguh

>>213478668
ong

>>213478695
i have never used tik tok, im serious

>>213478691
no, it was actually by PIMPIN out yo ho ass MOTHER

NEW
>>213478709

>>213477534
Very clever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBtUACfTd9c&list=RD0SNWc_D35XM&index=3

Im on a lot of ketamine