/ita/ - il filo: edizione

fat whore

>>213478095
Homosexual

A boy, 17, was sentenced to 12 months in custody while a 16-year-old girl, was detained for nine months. They cannot be named for legal reasons.
They had previously admitted killing the cats, which were found cut open and strung up. Knives, blowtorches and scissors were also found at the scene.

>>213478079 (OP)
SIR KEIRR HELP

when are they legalising euthanasia for anyone?

https://youtu.be/KiJhRwmn2Kw

heheheheeh
hehe
hehehehehe
hehehe !!!!

>>213478079 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAAAWAWAWAWAWAWAAWAWAWA

>>213478104
People who harm catbergs should be flayed alive

it's the episode where walt thorws the pizza on the roof. still funny

>>213478079 (OP)
ofcom task force thudding a battering ram against my front door after looking at this post

The first girl I jerked off to was Olivia munn in 2009
Which girl was your first wank lads?

>>213478128
>the 17 year old, who beheaded the king, blew up the houses of parliament, raped every swan in St James' Park and deliberately unleashed a strain of ebola killing millions last Thursday afternoon, cannot be named because of his age.
We need to stop with this nonsense.

>>213478128
You can't post the Peters

neoliberal bull logging in

>>213478128
This is not allowed.

looking at yaoi on tumblr

>>213478136
thats because she does

booba1

So you're saying if I'm not a nonce I'm basically retarded?

>>213478163
I would want to know his name if he did all that so I could shake his hand

>>213478181
you dont need to use your password

British special forces have been captured by the Russian military in Ukraine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWWP4VFb5iw

Got the itsu ramen cooking.
You ninggas WISH you could afford premium ramen like I can

UFFFFFFFFFF

>>213478214
tfw no dmt trip about the biomass wastelands

>>213478096
I wish he was black

>>213478214

they gave me 20p bsck instead of 10p and i think they will do it again tomorrow which will mean a gain of 20p over 2 days that can last up to 7 days (or 5 but that depends on the other thing) and if that works out i'll have enough for a pizza and milk on the days where i won't eat because thats just finance :)

>>213478162
Jordan laying on her back with her tits out in the snow. I was 12 and the year was 2003. I printed it out and kept the picture in my pocket. I then got paranoid so destroyed it by running it under the tap

The proverbial scran

>>213478248
screaningq

>>213478162
mia from golden sun

book x

>>213478259
'atie 'rice 'oo 'ic?

buggering a nigger

>>213478263
Doesn't look as good as my ramen or as premium

>>213478270
it look like yhe gherkin :D

That time Boris saved Christmas

>>213478280
Good lad

>>213478263
Yank home cooked food is always random unappetising shite like this smooshed together

>>213473653
screamnig

sweating off the alcohol

>>213478263
is that microwave rice

>>213478214
They are so fucked.

>>213478298
At least it's not on a paper plate

I've got no mates you see

>>213478270
the cronem can't read

>>213478298
mad that thats one of the better examples that gets posted

literally went to an even that's about men and women having sex you either come as a couple or you come to pair up
me and like idk maybe 5 other guys dind't get with anyone literally everyone else did (hundreds) even the obviously gay guys (who also kissed guys) kissed many girls
literally nothing
had nothing
i hit on girls and was utterly invisible
utterly pathetic piece of shit
why do i even exist

>>213478330
my willy has had no mates :(

give it to me im worth it
*twerks my lil white ass to smithereens*

>>213478341
what event was this?

>>213478288
it’s the gherkin book x

>>213478341
maybe you are just not that good looking mate

rorke got bars

https://youtu.be/4duftbSZkxs?feature=shared&t=1492

Sent that dick pick to my gf and she said “do you think it will still be hard tonight?”

Got rejected basically. No blowjob for me lads (not yet anyway)

>>213478289
remember the shops

no sex 11 years

>>213478298
that's rich coming from the island of mushy peas and beans

>>213478341
no banter

Had sex 9 hours ago still got no mates havent had a friend ever

I'm rock hard thinking about all the other guys in this thread who are also rock hard.

>>213478409
i had sex with some prostitutes during lock down. when long ago was that???

>>213478406
i do not remember the shops being anything like this

>>213478401
>“do you think it will still be hard tonight?”
how does that mean rejection?
how big is your willy out of curiosity?

By 24 15% of women have never had sex

so have we decided where we'll go when the walls close in?

>>213478409
>11 years
haha yeah... imagine...

>>213478440
dyrbi?

>>213478433
11 years

>>213478434

>>213478371
shiiii this one is more than ready for it

>>213478162
wanked myself raw to the music video channels after i was shown how to do it
reckon my first solo was over britney spears

>>213478463
yeah I remember a less dramatic version of that
but not this mess
>>213478432

>>213478079 (OP)
love tits

>>213478461
zamn

>>213478434
>>213478481

>>213478441
Simply go to the remainder of the space in between the walls. What's the problem?

>>213478493
The goyim really are a pathetic bunch

>>213478485
phwor

might be nsfw though

>>213478493

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FjMFAG2IEE

>>213478481

>WASHINGTON, Aug 4 (Reuters) - U.S. states and cities that boycott Israeli companies will be denied federal aid for natural disaster preparedness, the Trump administration has announced, tying routine federal funding to its political stance.

So from the looks of things there's a whole ecosystem of instathots with massive chebs -- I guess they meet up and say to each other "ooh look at us, we're all so massively chebbed wow..." and then take pictures together. Seems like a rather vapid way to spend one's time but to be fair it is no better than my own life.

>>213478509
when i was last in yank land i saw a jew in a supermarket and he was fat

>>213478515

>>213478515
just the diet you need for a global pandemic

>>213478524
MIGA

>>213478524
>Child dies because you are catholic
America is collapsing

wish i were their dog

>>213478524
Just another Monday in the pozzed up clownworld zog circus we call a society

>>213478289
>lockdown day 244
no it wasn't, we were out by june

>>213478520
Where are the masks?

>>213478539
how did you know he was a jewoid?

>>213478341
>came in a fluffer

>>213478593
had a small hat on his jew head

Quick rundown:
neg = negative (HIV)
hole = hole
neghole = a hole that is HIV negative
noz = not postive for HIV, but thinks they are HIV postive
poz = positive (HIV)
pozhole = a hole that is HIV positive
nozhole = a hole that is presumed to be HIV positive but actually isn't
pozzing = to make something positive (HIV)
nozzing = to thinkg you're about to make someone positive (HIV) but don't
pozzing a neg-hole = making someone who is HIV negative HIV positive by cumming into their hole
nozzing a poz-hole = having someone who is HIV negative put their penis into a HIV positive by cumming into their "noz" hole and marinating their penis inside of the "poz" hole

Huge news

https://x.com/i/status/1952357299533631815

>>213478341
you posted this last thread you pathetic little rodent

>>213478613
It’s over for Rorke

>>213478592
i think those pics were from just before the lockdown was announced

>>213478613
image board not a link board tosser

Just been pie'd and slimed by a peng ting

slimegirl porn

>>213478606

My daughter wants to fuck an aids infected congoid

>>213478524
The forces of Antichrist tighten their grip.

>>213478592
L.M.A.FUCKING.O

>>213478647
put a sock in it fatmong

>>213478639
right i was probably just not in the shop on that day. shops will have got organised quickly after but the supply chains were still fucked.
i reckon people are quickly going to get nostalgic about covid like they were about the blitz for so long.

>>213478678
das white
regards, whitefrog

watching minecraft & chill videos about cool seeds he found. ngl there are some crack on seeds out there lads

>covid
>the blitz
nothingburgers, get over it

>>213478725
fucking hell this is an obvious edit

>>213478676
slimegirls are good because you can let them fuck your ass and it's not gay

Have you seen these men?

>>213478524
This is a good thing. You shouldn't encourage citizens to boycott a country's ally, that will only bring about instability and chaos within your nation. In the old days traitors were executed so this is a light punishment in comparison.

>>213478780
need a black and white buddy comedy based on this

there was a tranny posted on outer /int/ a couple days ago that I haven't stopped thinking about

gary eats is having a birthday dinner with another food nonce

shut up Canada

>>213478790
shut up wog bastard

did a whites wash today

got to admit it is satisfying

The great wall of china >>> the wailing wall

FREE LUCY

doing a green wee

did end up wanking to nice porn today

>>213478393
i know im not good looking but loads of other uglier and loserer people were pulling girls

Going to buy this shirt

>>213478647
SENT THAT NIGGER BEAST FREAK FLYING INTO THE NETHER

>>213478864
tha not healthy

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

>>213478913
scrsnamfign

Wait

is it a concern if a 2 and a half year old is still basically only capable of mama dada nana etc
she also lined up jengas neatly in a row earlier on
i'm concerned that my baby niece is an autist
any parents want to weigh in

>>213478801
is this about my slimegirl post? because I will not apologize

>>213478709

Siamo frat

>>213478911
mad how tney went from kurosawa to this shit

when we drink do it right like a blizzard
now i’m feeling so fly like a g6

>>213478934
you don't have a kid mate. I day dream about having a family tooz but not like this, this shit you're doing ain't healthy mate

was a "nerd" (neek) growing up and went to a grammar school and no one not fucking once explained or showed me what coding was in my LIFE

Chien-Pao toil completed, now to check the outbreak spawns

>>213478959

>>213478934
like father like son

>>213478977
>i'm concerned that my baby niece is an autist
>you don't have a kid mate.
im concerned that some brit posters are illiterate

>>213478934
maybe ask mumsnet mate don't think there are many parents here

>>213478977
you've got worse reading comp than her lad

>>213478986
because you’re not a paedophile

>>213478986
>no one not fucking once explained or showed me what coding was in my LIFE
same for me but i learned anyway
grow up

PM Benjamin Disraeli

>>213479031
Gemmy

>>213479033
I didn't even know what it was though
that's the level of cluelessness I was operating on
I know now, but it's too late

>>213478997
her dad is a retard to be fair because my sister went for looks

>>213479014
defo been a few lads briefly talk about their infant children on here before

when I was a teenager I had my Facebook permanently set as "It's Complicated" to obscure the fact I was getting zero pussy

bedroom smells like farts

mienfoo detected

>>213479054
when i was a kid i started out believing that computer games were made by drawing circuits on a big piece of paper and then shrunken onto a chip but that didn't stop me from teaching myself

>>213479075
seen this lass drink a homeless guy's piss

>kier starmer to ban posting images of east asian ladies on /brit/

>>213479094
>p
>having a facebook
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

i can "delete" again so i can post "them" later if i want to but it shouldn't have to be deleted because the rules (the ones they use) are outdated and they should update them to new rules to deal with the flags (the BE flag among others) and deal with them rather than banning images of things (pony images)

>>213479116
well done

>>213478934
>>i'm concerned that my baby niece is an autist
Possibly. I had my oldest tested for all sorts of things because he was not talking well past when I was told he should be (now he never stops btw). I spent a lot of time worrying, even after all the testing I was told he was perfectly normal. But my second child started speaking early and instead of a first word she had a first sentence.

discovered I am quite fond of the iranian femoid phenotype

>Unseen photo shows killer nurse Lucy Letby partying at friend's wedding while on bail for murdering seven babies

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14968095/killer-nurse-Lucy-Letby-partying-friends-wedding.html

>>213479007
>>213479029
I didn't actually read all of the post haha x

>>213479144
Too bad youre a virgin freak

cringe. true post

>>213479136
what was the sentence

i just don't understand how rorke of all people got invited to epstein's island

nowt to do gonna rewatch Dune 1

watching the 7/7 documentary and they’ve focused more on how the ‘british’ muslims felt than the people who died

>>213479172
"ian watkins must pay"

>>213479172
moo deng poo peng gay porn bradley walsh yhe binble screaming

>>213479151
wtf bros

>>213478876
HOW

>>213479177
dropped your lil sister off to get a service haha x

a cat is fine too

who posted this one
also post more

>>213479234
Toby's CV

>>213479233
is that are roobs

>>213478586
Er no.
Lockdowns didnt end until spring 2022.

>>213478079 (OP)
Indians look like THAT?

>>213479144

>>213479234
ktim regarding trainers

jtim

My mum still watches shite like Coronation Street.

Some lad on here said the other day that soaps exist to make boomers think Britain still has a community and he was bang on.

>>213479191
the cheek

>>213479287
cute

>>213479308
literally me :3

>>213479226
Who watches women's football?

might organise a sex session with the gf

>>213479289
mine used to watch all three, drove me nuts

>>213479172
"wow a dog"

>>213479151
I thought they said she was innocent

put my basket back in the basket thing at tesco self checkout and the workers started tenederly kissing my neck and mouth

>>213479323
;v

The shopping list
Dark soy sauce
Cooking wine
Neutral oil
Cumin thyme
Coffee
Peanuts
thongs
hat

think I'll smoke a zoot and watch Wild Wild West


wicky wah

having one of those boners i’ve heard so much about

the orange pony doesnt have a white mane or tail. its some other combo of colours

>>213479344
sir keir

bet you can't type this without messing up:

sixty six sizzling sausages served with sachets of sauce and salt

got dennis wilson on

>>213479376
Nigger soy sauce
Nigger wine
Nigger oil
Nigger thyme
Nigger coffee
Nigger nuts
Nigger things
Nigger

>>213479420
sitevy x yww465242

>>213479350
mine watches all 3 lol

monk from monk in x file

>>213479408

>>213479376
what about chicken salt

>>213479430
grow up

>>213479376
LET ME SEE THAT THONG

breaking bad in x file

pidgey with return almost wiping the leader battlet training now

>>213479451
I’m trying to get banned

>>213479420
sixty six sizzling hostages ser-ah fuck

Reading about bowling

Need to hide my big fat belly from the world

Alarming how many other men are in the same boat

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

Another loss. Another delusion. I’m convinced Haru knows exactly how many times she’s come in dead last—every single race, every single time. You’d have to be a complete squibby head not to notice that your entire career is just… cantering in circles while everyone else actually races.

She’s got a whole team pampering her like she’s some misunderstood genius, but nothing’s changed. Still spooks at the starting bell. Still gets distracted by birds. Still trots like she’s waiting for a parade that never shows up.

She sees a “performance coach,” apparently. Not a good one, though—no progress, no strategy, just vibes and carrot cubes. At this point, Haru should really consider stepping away from the track altogether and figuring out who she even is. Because this “plucky underdog” thing? It’s tired. It was maybe charming once, but now it’s just kind of sad.

She’s got the best feed, top gear, her own hashtag. And for what? Her content is duller than a fence post. Maybe she needs a full reset—go out to pasture, rethink her life, and if she ever comes back, come back as herself. Not “Haru the Next Big Thing,” but just… Haru. Whoever that even is.

But honestly? I don’t care anymore. At some point, even the flashiest mare digs herself so deep into mediocrity, there’s no climbing out.

Complaining about my shit life to AI is getting me nowhere, it's too formulaic. I guess that means I'll always be stuck with a shit life

>>213479448
Dont support the making of chickens into salt its inhumane

>>213479494
Do yanks even know about it?

>>213479493
waaw a girl

>>213479493
man I would of been DISAPPOINTED !
lol! (dont care one bit!)

>>213479509
ktim

im going to launch a shop where you can listen to youtube videos
and maybe buy a bottle of water

might watch this tonight

>Panorama: Why I Joined a Riot will be broadcast tonight on BBC One at 8pm.

>>213479506
what do you expect aiberg to do about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aWrLveRYYs

>>213479502
what is this squibby thing, saw a gif on discord that said squibby head with that character

>>213479493
fat

>>213479525
boner? i hardly know her

>>213479542
Give me the magic answer that solves everything and will immediately make me happy

>what is this squibby thing

Sorry wagie no bowling for you

>Some lad on here said the other day that soaps exist to make boomers think Britain still has a community and he was bang on.
well said >>213479289

oh you just know the "patter" be "honking"

dubai chocolate matcha latte labubu

>>213479509
would give anything to have a fat arsed bird with a big plump fanny to shag

>>213479577
answer me bradley

20% cooler

hello all im here to take your questions did you know the capital of belize is called belmopan

>gfberg said today she wants to do phonetoil
>she woke up at 11am and went straight to work
>out this evening
??????
when was that supposed to be then silly bint
fine by me anyway

>>213479612
Hi Anne it's good to see you I've wanked to you a lot

>>213479622
get the smeargles wanked

>>213479493
fat white bitches (:<

cumming
ARGGGGGGGGGGGH

>>213479612
>did you know the capital of belize is called belmopan
i don't believe it

>>213479606

you literally need to be 6’8 with 25+ inch shoulder width to even fuck 6/10 women off tinder in 2026
brutal, never even began

>>213479651
Don’t like how brits call brown people asians

>>213479663
but to what??? there is no porns

>>213479692
nuts and zoo magazines under my bed

>>213479640
hi anonymous thanks a lot no one has ever said that to me before. would you like the answer to any of your questions. for example did you know that the top speed of a ferrari sf90 is 211mph.

>>213479664
it is, there is also the fact that the capital of madagascar is called antananarivo.

>>213479691
Fuck you

>>213479420
sixty six gay porn served with sachets of gay porn salt

yhe binbleopan

in heaven they play ludacris all day

thought i had cancer the first time white stuff came out of my willy when i rubbed it the first time

>>213479685
yeah it's grim

>>213479685
Walk out the door and talk that blarney nigga

that ozzy ai is nuts, what the fuck was rod thinking?

>>213479685
>6’8 with 25+ inch shoulder width

willyberg just shot upright like a dog caught misbehaving

>>213479691
can't call them pakis because that's racist

>>213479735
didnt asked

>>213479612
does The Vixen take it up the arse? I just get that vibe about her you know

>just go outside bro

helping some dwarves on my way to ciri

the ASMR 'fu appears to have died

>>213479509

>>213479735
thought i broke mine when i first did it

>>213479721

>>213479691
asia is a big continent
israeli, turks, arabs, persians, indians, punjabi, bengali, indons, malays, central asians, japanese, chinese, koreans

all asians

https://youtu.be/_aNL-MXXNlc?si=a62LUhZtWdP8g3RE

>>213479760
she has never had sex as far as i am aware thanks for your question. did you know that rounders was invented during the tudor era.

>>213479771
winds howling

the concept of irish incels is very funny to me

found a lump on my left bollock 6 years ago and haven't checked my balls since

>>213479786
crikey o reilly

Prefer a well shaped bum over a big bum any day me

>>213479778
when the ethnically english win the war and send all non ethnic english home what should we do with the mosques? turn them into wimpys?

I'm physically and spiritually tired lads

please fall asleep so i can take pictures of you and hang them in my room

>>213479816
that's your right bollock

>>213479789
me in tier 4 (for now)

>>213479786
Ktim

would anyone like to know what i am eating for dinners it's roast lamb

>>213479830
sex sex (if female)

>>213479844
thanks anne sounds nice

and the new?

>>213479844
get fucked. get ROCKED

>>213479808
yea...
i'm about to cry my eyes out btw

would anyone happen to know what the first successful aeroplane was called it was the wright flyer

I'll make the new

*runs off guffawing*

>>213478709
>>213478709
New
>>213478709
>>213478709

>>213479890
>>213479890
newlads

leavign the train station now
all that it needs to have is a strong/meta Pokemon that train-travellers cant take fast

they need to invent a tv channel that just schedules streams from youtube and twitch or just a guy who watches youtube but his screen is mirrored on to the broadcast while he's doing it