Thread 213478709

Booba Edition
In solidarity with ita and brit

Previous:>>213474855

>>213478709 (OP)
Whomst'd've?

AWOOOOGA
BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA

death to all coomers

unfortunate face

>>213478757
Go to /brit/ and make posts over there

>>213477905
i said that

The great wall of china > the wailing wall

>>213478778
I make posts on both

>>213478792
oy vey cool it wit da ANTI SEMITISM goy!

>>213478743
samanta lily

Was watching this quiz show on tv with the gf and they asked something about Walther white and for some reason I ended up just shouting BREAKING BAD NIGGA and the GF got all shocked d-did you just say nigga LOL
I need to contain my N-Word urges

>>213478757
gay post

just got back from unplugging life support equipment at the jewish hospital

>>213478827
lmao did you say this in german or english

how do you say "nigga" in german or can you even

>>213478848
blind post

>>213478851
They pulled the plug on us long ago...

Considering reporting this thread because I’m angry at women

>>213478858
In English xD

>>213478851
kek

Women were put on earth to be cherished and adored and bring pleasure to my penis

>>213478882
You need to just buck break her into accepting the nigga word

only placer county california and fk say 'nigga'

>>213478956
I say nigga

>>213478882
Tell her you got an official n-word pass from your fellows on /cum/

>>213478709 (OP)
ew

>>213478982
why are you gay?

>>213478956
I say nigga, stupid ass nigga

>>213478709 (OP)
Do they make sloshing sounds?

>>213479005
they make tin can noises

>>213478709 (OP)
lovely fat bags

>>213478882
just give her this

>>213478968
>>213478993
brown or lower status

>>213478757
you definitely do not have patrician tastes, mommies aren't supposed to be pretty

>>213478709 (OP)
tette fratello

anyone else enjoy eating inside fast food places instead of going through the drive thru?

>>213479043
you are poor
you live in the ghetto
NIGGUH

>>213479063
sounds like cope for liking uggos

>>213479072
i haven't had fast food in idk how many years. maybe 3

>>213479092
what do you eat then

Please meet me for expresso

>>213479101
whatever i cook, sometimes i eat pizza at a gastropub

how is it possible to focus on anything without any kind of supplement

>>213479167
i don't understand your post.

>>213479069
Noice

>>213479167
Buy my book the art of focus

>>213479142
but you are missing out on limited time meals

>>213479192
english bros how do we get the word "black" to be just as offensive as the N WERD

>>213479195
but i can cook anything

>>213479082
you just don't get it do you

>>213479222
That AI is ignoring how many porn addicts basically ruin their lives due to trooning out and shit like that. “No risks” my ass

>>213479246
Using it as a noun instead of an adjective is pretty close
>there was a black at the store today

Why can't they be like we were
Perfect in every way
Oh what's the matter with kids tooodaaaaaaaaay

>>213479255
you make a smore mcflurry

>>213478709 (OP)
MOTHER

>>213479352
cant*

>>213479359
Cringe

>>213479246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51USLgPWhgc

Did you hear about the UFO over East Rutherford?

>>213479427
No can you tell me about it

No, I just got thrown over the 3rd storey mezzanine. Too many onions or some shit.

sisterberg stabbed me in the back she now refuses to draw me the picture i cant depend on any of these cunts

Do permanently online Gen Alpha kids in other countries even speak their native languages anymore

>>213479549
why do you need a picture

>>213479573
for a contest

>>213479560
I mean yeah they still have to go to school and talk to their family

Women do not spawn inside my room wanting to have sex with me. This is a flaw.

>>213479584
ok maybe she doesn't want to be in the contest?

>>213478757
They hate him because he speaks the truth

Bartenders are whores

>>213479611
no shes just being a cunt stringing me along for days

>>213479650
so just draw your own picture?

>>213479676
if i could draw i wouldnt ask her you dickhead

>>213479650
if you just gave her to me this wouldnt have happened

>>213479711
What's the contest for

>>213479711
so why do you care about a drawing contest if you can't draw?

Primary polling suggests 2028 will be James “JD Vance” Bowman vs Pete Buttplug lmao

i just ate 2 microwaved gas station hot dogs, head full of zombie too

>>213479740
its the prize that i care about

>>213478709 (OP)
>>213478757
butterfaces are sexy.

Pursuing a girlfriend requires significantly more effort and is considerably more difficult than masturbation, demanding 100–200 hours/month initially (3–7 hours/day) compared to masturbation’s 1–3 hours/month (5–15 minutes/session, 2–3 times/week), with maintenance for a girlfriend still requiring 60–120 hours/month versus masturbation’s minimal ongoing effort. Financially, a girlfriend involves $300–$800 upfront and $50–$300/month, while masturbation costs $0–$50/month. The girlfriend path entails high emotional energy (20–40 hours/month initially for bonding and rejection, 10–20 hours/month for maintenance), significant social effort (40–80 hours/month initially, 20–40 hours/month ongoing), and logistical planning (5–20 hours/month), along with risks like heartbreak, STIs, and social reputation concerns. Masturbation, by contrast, has negligible emotional, social, or logistical demands and minimal risks, making it vastly simpler.

>>213479758
So you want your gf to spend her time drawing a picture so SHE can win a contest and you can steal her prize?

>>213479747
Pete won't make it out of the primary. He is gay which makes it impossible for him to have any support among blacks (polls have him at literal 0% black support)
If Kamala runs again it's gonna be her.

mom and i are watching djekna

>>213479796
shes not my gf lol shes my sister learn to read pedro

You guys are intentionally vague with your problems so you can keep getting you's right?
>I hate my life boo hoo I need to do this one thing that is super important in my life!!!
>What thing?
>Is a thing that involves other things
>Which things?
>It's for the clown concert but I need to do something else
>What clown concert
>The one with that very famous pop star
>Which pop star
omg

>>213479824
true a guy like you having a girlfriend seems highly unlikely.

anyways why do you want to steal your sisters prize? seems kind of selfish of you, you seem like kind of a greedy cunt

>>213479847
its not a prize she would want anyway you faggot i was just asking her for a favor crazy concept right?

>>213479833
They pretend it's so they don't get "doxxed" as if anyone cares

>>213479806
It’s HIS turn… Cumala already had her shot, and she blew it

really like the word mound to describe a pussy, don't know why

>>213479747
I mean it's clearly got to be gavin newcum

>>213479833
Who did that?

>>213479747
>Pete Buttplug
LOL I can't believe he had the balls to run for president

Feel tired and my tummy hurts so I finished my gacha dailies and got back in bed gonna read a book and nap.

>>213479833
Who told you about the clown concert

>>213479871
If she doesn't want the prize why would she bother spending hours upon hours to draw something that could win the prize especially because you're clearly just trying to use her and she can clearly tell that

Currently seething

>>213479935
Hes Maltese

>>213479928
Looks like eastern US somewhere

>>213479928
Are you the guy who lent his house to the sharknado makers? Nice pic btw

>>213479960
:)

>>213479956
Insane Clown Posse?

Need to move somewhere permanently warm but not hot so I can be homeless

>>213479928
>>213479964
VGH

Young Amy Klobuchar was cute

can you make a table in squeak/smalltalk 80 squeak
smalltalk-80

>>213480009
I went to Hawaii to be homeless
In retrospect it was always warm but the humidity was disgusting

>>213480016
She’s Slovene

I get more pussy in Fortnite than you do

>>213479990
yep, they start filming Wednesday, they will be there 3 days.
I'm tying to get more info from my property manager, like who's in it and what the movie is called

1 little fishy

>>213480009
I hear SanFranciso is the right place for homeless hobos like you

Last will and testament:

MILF-hunting (im prey)

>>213480068
I’ve been there, it’s cold as fuck
And I don’t want to be around other homeless, I want to have a shack and grow some basic foods while hunting and foraging for the rest

>>213480009
That’s been solved

You down with HRT? Yeah you know me!

>>213480009
>>213480053
Southern Italy would probably be a fantastic place to be homeless

>>213480113
Horny Retarded Tranny?

>>213480114
True

excellent throw on nickit

How to cope with being Indian?

India is one of the worst countries on earth. Highest pollution, no civic sense, horrible behaviour. 90 percent of people are just irredeemably disgusting. But there are clean, civilised people who are a small minority.

Because of online interactions with foreigners and constantly getting insulted and verbally abused for being Indian I feel very depressed. None of the stereotypes apply to me. I bathe, use deodorant, never litter, never harass women online etc. I'm sure there are many other people like this, but they are overshadowed by the vast majority of Indians who do such things.

I honestly don't know how to cope. As individuals there is nothing we can do to fix the country. I often feel suicidal. Right now I'm studying in America. I feel tempted to try to get a green card and living in the USA permanently. But Americans don't want immigrants either and I don't want to be a part of the problem. So I have to go back to India.

Is suicide a good idea? Or should I try embracing nihilism (nothing matters, nothing is in my control)?

The O. P. P beat is still one of the greatest to this day

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CUAUCISjiBc&pp=ygUdby5wLnAuIG5hdWdodHkgYnkgbmF0dXJlIGJlYXQ%3D

>>213480114
What about Greece? Maybe I could find a nice cave

>>213478827
As a black gentleman, I'll never get to experience this. :(

Upstairs neighbors were literally doing jujitsu above me. Fucking loud as shit and the ceiling falling onto me. I scream for them to stop, they stop for a little but then keep doing it. I hit the ceiling with a broom and they hit the floor back thinking it is funny.
I just went up there and knocked on their door to tell them to stop (never meet the guy). Dude doesn't come to the fucking door. I can clearly see he is looking at me through the peep hole. Fucking pussy bitch.

When you realize 90% of the things men do are for the prospect of having sex.

>>213480221
>Only 90

listening to: we cant be friends (wait for your love), by Arianna Grande for the first time - not really
it just came on the radio :3

>>213480221
I want to have sex with you

>>213480168
larp as arab

I know you're there, you're casting a shadow over the peephole.

Kinda nervous

>peep hole
Sorry I’m not poor I have a doorbell camera

what does the 2 waving hands emoji mean?

White women should be required to have at least 3 children with a sub saharan African man

gonna get on a seafood only diet so i can raise my iq to extremely above average levels

>>213480168
This is why the Indian situation is so sad. There are normal Indian people who get lumped in with the overwhelming majority of disgusting ones.
Just be you and do your best

>>213480114
>>213480195
I often dream about becoming a roving wanderer in the southern european countryside

>>213480103
That last guy's face is way too small.

>>213480306
Yes you're quite correct. Seafood has nutrients essential for brain power

>>213480306
Enjoy the omega-3s

>>213479352
i wouldn't eat that slop for anything

i love you guys. thank you guys for always being there for me

If you woke up tomorrow and this was your wife what would you do?

It is this way sometimes (all the time)

>>213480326
Southoids are so lazy because they live in paradise and they don’t have to work if they don’t want to
Just go catch some fresh delicious fish or gather shellfish, gather some mushrooms, and find some wild edible plants

>>213480416
put her on a diet

>>213480168
Become a vollywood star. Embrace Bharat.

>>213480419
I live in the area with the seething wojak on top of the red background

>>213478709 (OP)
Vgh the trad midwestern wife

gonna eat this

Anyone else seeing all this smoke from the Canadian fires? Shit looking bad here near Boston. Air quality is ass.

>>213480416
Tell her she needs to gain some weight

>>213480406
I love Olivia Rodrigo

>>213480416
How about a smile sweetie

>>213480416
Anal

>>213480510
God is punishing Canada and Calipoornia for being sodomites

I look at too much porn

>>213480498
Vgh the israeli wife

I play too much dota

>>213480600
the one on the right is male

>>213480599
mion sex

I need an older woman to instruct me in the Sex Arts.

>>213480556
sodomy is the best way to reach divinity

Crowley viewed breaking social and moral taboos—including homosexuality—as a way to transcend the ego and free the self from external moral conditioning.

"Existence is pure joy; all the sorrows are but as shadows; they pass & are done; but there is that which remains."
—The Book of the Law (Liber AL vel Legis)

He embraced homoeroticism as part of his rebellion against repressive Victorian morality, believing that rejecting conventional values was necessary for spiritual liberation.

>>213480467
Sorry to hear that. I live in the green chadface area

not reading this brianesque crap

nut without porn
if you can't, you dont need to

@everyone

post big tits or shut up

>>213480777
Gypsy

>>213480777
Who am I to argue with that logic

in america you cant boycott israel

What kind of a dogshit life I have lived, what other men have experienced but yet I never could because women are repulsed by me. All these inbred retards i've seen get pussy with ease since their teens, yet not a single fucking bitch has ever seen me as worthy. They all flush me down the shitter. Every single one.
I cannot cope with it any longer. I'm sick of getting rejected by every single woman I ever talk to, even if she comes up to me first. What a sick fucking joke this life is. I won't put up with it.

>>213480649
Brian

Hello everybody

>>213480510
not my problem

How long does it take to drink yourself to death? Ive been trying for years and keep breathing

>>213480910
Too black. Too strong.

>>213480556
>God is punishing Canada
By flooding the United States with smoke? Sounds more like someone is getting punished for supporting the synagogue of satan

>>213480646
It's entirely natural for an older woman to initiate a young man.

forgot to filter that phrase

animals keep digging holes by where I feed the stray cats

>>213478858
'Nigge' but it sounds the same.

>>213480995
What if they evolve into burrowing cats

Chatgpt is my bro

Finally no more sliding captcha

Immigrants have to leave. Beautiful women can stay.

>>213478709 (OP)
this shit is gross.

>>213481075
simps like you should be beheaded

>>213481087
>He doesn't want the supply of pussy to increase thus lowering it's value and deflating women's bloated egos.

>>213481075
Telling me to leave won’t make me leave

>>213481080
Gave me a woody ngl

the pussy stock market

>>213481035
one of the cats does like to lay in them

Stop talking about people you'd like to fuck
Start talking about the people who'd like to fuck you

my stupid dad owns me 2300 dollars but everytime i ask him for money he is like muh muh im a poor senior (nigga literally get´s 3000dollars per month average senior gibs are like 1500dollars) muh muh my car taxes, muh health care muh muh i have no money but i make vacation in Bavaria,Spain,France,NL,Austria muh muh i have no money. Are boomers literally like jews? I am so sick and tired. I want my 2300 dollars but my boomer dad always finds a excuse. I hate boomers so much. Meanwhile i struggle to pay my rent.

>>213481217
Would you like to fuck me?

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>213480995
stop feeding stray cats you retard

>>213480416
>well? how did I get here??

why did god curse me with mental retardation?

black guys be like
>ooga booga white women

>>213481379
built for blc

I love the Japanese sense of fashion

me be like
>ooga booga olivia rodrigo

White guys be like
>ooga booga Asian women

>>213481379
That is one big bitch

>>213481472
being smart wouldn't make you happier

>>213481612
hehe

I would like to plan an overseas vacation sometime in the Oct-Dec timeframe. What country should I visit? I'm considering Australia or New Zealand because it'll be their springtime.

>>213481512
overrated whore

>>213481639
Mauritania

New
>>213481619
>>213481619
>>213481619

>>213481741
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

>>213481752
go away
this thread is only for Canda Usa Minland

What is bro doin

boomers are so retarded man

>>213481861
Then why are they more successful than soylennials and zoomers

>>213481861
have you met zoomers
or millenials
or gen x
or the greatest generation
or gen alpha
everyone is retarded everywhere
except for me
who has never been wrong about anything

gen alpha is smart

>>213481882
Because they grew up in post-war tutorial mode where you made $100 a hour painting a fence.

>>213481925
all new gens seem to be smart

I dig gen alpha, they seem alright

I love American music

https://youtu.be/PbXFHSa4YmQ?si=VZ4TVUL8Dy757G3g

>>213481882
parasitism is such a successful strategy, that it has independently been evolved countless times through biological history
are you dumber than a mosquito?

thinking about missed opportunities. well, i'm only thinking about one really.

When you're old you'll regret not hurting more people

>>213482059
if you had one shot
or one opportunity
to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
would you capture it
or just let it slip?

https://youtu.be/-BZV2WpueWc?si=FJc__bGFg2so0qAI

YEEHAW

>>213482112
it wasn't me choking in a rap battle unfortunately, much more mundane and drawn-out than that

>>213482117
nice

>>213482203
Im on a lot of ketamine again

https://youtu.be/BSR4q1SRwOg?si=MeUoEjBmP6HXN2Tn

You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips
He never really liked me anyway

>>213482267
Are you in a k-hole right meow?

>>213482318
I would have to do even more, but then ill start to question existence itself

>>213482117
this song will always remind me of my priscilla

>brazilians think they invented the airplane
lmfao

Hank, short for Hanktholomieu

i can never understand this world desu

You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims

What’s good in Canada

Butt

>>213482465
ohioians invented the aeroplane

>>213482485
the nature is nice.

>>213482485
leaf femboys

>>213482425
You should ride out on your horse and tell her you love her

>>213482505
harlot

>>213482545
be a pal and name a few?

>>213482472
you stupid or something?

Wow I'm depressed

>>213482570
these anons >>213482570
>>213482505
>>213482085

This view is considered breathtaking to Clevelanders

Riveting news here in Maryland

>>213482592
yes

>>213482597
Rememeber the good stuff, forget the bad stuf

>>213482641
you wanna hear a joke?

>>213482641
Surprisingly effective advice

Chilling in bed with momberg

>>213482641
Bruh some people in here have never spoken to a woman or made any real interesting memories in their entire lives

I thought Dua Lipa was hot when I thought she was Latina but turns out she's Alb*nian

>>213482681
now now, you're comparing yourself to other people
remember the good things in your own life

>>213482681
that's their fault

>>213482654
What's the joke?

>>213482669
uhhhh

and now a word from our sponsors Steven Singer

so if rogue ai wiped all of humanity, would said rogue ai receive punishment on judgement day?

>>213482798
No. Ai aren't people

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose
Nothing ain't worth nothing, but it's free
Feeling good was easy Lord when Bobby sang the blues
And buddy that was good enough for me
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee

no rape today, good day

>>213482798
No, that would be humanities own fault, and thus our own judgment day

tired of all the porn

Toilet barely flushed down my poopoo.

have you seen happy gilmore 2

https://youtu.be/MP4gy0TBDfU?si=l0qgNS1MBblkYBcG

yeehaw

I HATE TEXAS SO MUCH HOLY SHIT

>>213482834
right but imagine this: on judgement day as jaysus man is descending from high heavens, all he sees is bones and robots traipsing around. what would he do to that robot?

>>213482867
it's been 3 days since i've looked at porn, or jacked off. just not in the mood

>>213481619
>>213481619
>>213481619

>>213482914
Shant.

I jacked off twice each of the past 2 days, might give myself a rest today

>>213482798
AI is satanic. It’s the creation of an intelligence outside the paradigms of God and nature. An inversion of Logos and the Holy Spirit.

>>213478709 (OP)
Excellent tits but a gremlin face
I'd hit it if I could put a bag over her head

>>213482881
it was alright for nostalgia bait

watching destiny

>>213482901
Probably nothing. Based on the primary material in revelations.

>>213482866
but what if we gave the robot free will?

>>213482940
How many dicks has he sucked yet or is he too busy taking meth

>>213482968
Again, our own fault for not putting in checks and safety features.

>>213482940
Him and Andrew Tate are eskimo brothers

>>213482968
What does free will mean in this case? Ai can only behave within the limitations of it's programming, regardless of how lenient or not the programming is.

New:
>>213483023

>>213482968
how could a robot have free will? it's quite another thing to say it's sentient. artificial intelligence couldn't have free will, it's the product of a deterministic universe.

https://youtu.be/xt4XAz2WZ3Y?si=7oIEBRj12sOHUkV1

Can you imagine this spawned an entire subculture

ai is satanic peroid

>>213483055
So are jeets

>>213481861
>Wing Ling
>Jose rodriguez
Erm

In the mood for a churro. Too bad drumpft the pedophile had to deport all the heckin brown people