Booba Edition
In solidarity with ita and brit
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>>213474855
AWOOOOGA
BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA
>>213478757Go to /brit/ and make posts over there
The great wall of china > the wailing wall
>>213478778I make posts on both
>>213478792oy vey cool it wit da ANTI SEMITISM goy!
Was watching this quiz show on tv with the gf and they asked something about Walther white and for some reason I ended up just shouting BREAKING BAD NIGGA and the GF got all shocked d-did you just say nigga LOL
I need to contain my N-Word urges
just got back from unplugging life support equipment at the jewish hospital
>>213478827lmao did you say this in german or english
how do you say "nigga" in german or can you even
>>213478851They pulled the plug on us long ago...
Considering reporting this thread because Iโm angry at women
Women were put on earth to be cherished and adored and bring pleasure to my penis
>>213478882You need to just buck break her into accepting the nigga word
only placer county california and fk say 'nigga'
>>213478882Tell her you got an official n-word pass from your fellows on /cum/
>>213478982why are you gay?
>>213478956I say nigga, stupid ass nigga
>>213478709 (OP)Do they make sloshing sounds?
>>213479005they make tin can noises
>>213478882just give her this
>>213478757you definitely do not have patrician tastes, mommies aren't supposed to be pretty
anyone else enjoy eating inside fast food places instead of going through the drive thru?
>>213479043you are poor
you live in the ghetto
NIGGUH
>>213479063sounds like cope for liking uggos
>>213479072i haven't had fast food in idk how many years. maybe 3
>>213479092what do you eat then
Please meet me for expresso
>>213479101whatever i cook, sometimes i eat pizza at a gastropub
how is it possible to focus on anything without any kind of supplement
>>213479167i don't understand your post.
>>213479167Buy my book the art of focus
>>213479142but you are missing out on limited time meals
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>>213479192english bros how do we get the word "black" to be just as offensive as the N WERD
>>213479195but i can cook anything
>>213479082you just don't get it do you
>>213479222That AI is ignoring how many porn addicts basically ruin their lives due to trooning out and shit like that. โNo risksโ my ass
>>213479246Using it as a noun instead of an adjective is pretty close
>there was a black at the store today
Why can't they be like we were
Perfect in every way
Oh what's the matter with kids tooodaaaaaaaaay
>>213479255you make a smore mcflurry
>>213479246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51USLgPWhgc
Did you hear about the UFO over East Rutherford?
>>213479427No can you tell me about it
No, I just got thrown over the 3rd storey mezzanine. Too many onions or some shit.
sisterberg stabbed me in the back she now refuses to draw me the picture i cant depend on any of these cunts
Do permanently online Gen Alpha kids in other countries even speak their native languages anymore
>>213479549why do you need a picture
>>213479560I mean yeah they still have to go to school and talk to their family
Women do not spawn inside my room wanting to have sex with me. This is a flaw.
>>213479584ok maybe she doesn't want to be in the contest?
>Trump to withhold disaster funding for states and cities who boycott Israel โ Reuters
>>213478757They hate him because he speaks the truth
>>213479611no shes just being a cunt stringing me along for days
>>213479650so just draw your own picture?
>>213479676if i could draw i wouldnt ask her you dickhead
>>213479650if you just gave her to me this wouldnt have happened
>>213479711What's the contest for
>>213479711so why do you care about a drawing contest if you can't draw?
Primary polling suggests 2028 will be James โJD Vanceโ Bowman vs Pete Buttplug lmao
i just ate 2 microwaved gas station hot dogs, head full of zombie too
>>213479740its the prize that i care about
Pursuing a girlfriend requires significantly more effort and is considerably more difficult than masturbation, demanding 100โ200 hours/month initially (3โ7 hours/day) compared to masturbationโs 1โ3 hours/month (5โ15 minutes/session, 2โ3 times/week), with maintenance for a girlfriend still requiring 60โ120 hours/month versus masturbationโs minimal ongoing effort. Financially, a girlfriend involves $300โ$800 upfront and $50โ$300/month, while masturbation costs $0โ$50/month. The girlfriend path entails high emotional energy (20โ40 hours/month initially for bonding and rejection, 10โ20 hours/month for maintenance), significant social effort (40โ80 hours/month initially, 20โ40 hours/month ongoing), and logistical planning (5โ20 hours/month), along with risks like heartbreak, STIs, and social reputation concerns. Masturbation, by contrast, has negligible emotional, social, or logistical demands and minimal risks, making it vastly simpler.
>>213479758So you want your gf to spend her time drawing a picture so SHE can win a contest and you can steal her prize?
>>213479747Pete won't make it out of the primary. He is gay which makes it impossible for him to have any support among blacks (polls have him at literal 0% black support)
If Kamala runs again it's gonna be her.
mom and i are watching djekna
>>213479796shes not my gf lol shes my sister learn to read pedro
You guys are intentionally vague with your problems so you can keep getting you's right?
>I hate my life boo hoo I need to do this one thing that is super important in my life!!!
>What thing?
>Is a thing that involves other things
>Which things?
>It's for the clown concert but I need to do something else
>What clown concert
>The one with that very famous pop star
>Which pop star
omg
>>213479824true a guy like you having a girlfriend seems highly unlikely.
anyways why do you want to steal your sisters prize? seems kind of selfish of you, you seem like kind of a greedy cunt
>>213479847its not a prize she would want anyway you faggot i was just asking her for a favor crazy concept right?
>>213479833They pretend it's so they don't get "doxxed" as if anyone cares
>>213479806Itโs HIS turnโฆ Cumala already had her shot, and she blew it
really like the word mound to describe a pussy, don't know why
>>213479747I mean it's clearly got to be gavin newcum
>>213479747>Pete Buttplug LOL I can't believe he had the balls to run for president
Feel tired and my tummy hurts so I finished my gacha dailies and got back in bed gonna read a book and nap.
>>213479833Who told you about the clown concert
>>213479871If she doesn't want the prize why would she bother spending hours upon hours to draw something that could win the prize especially because you're clearly just trying to use her and she can clearly tell that
>>213479928Looks like eastern US somewhere
>>213479928Are you the guy who lent his house to the sharknado makers? Nice pic btw
>>213479956Insane Clown Posse?
Need to move somewhere permanently warm but not hot so I can be homeless
Young Amy Klobuchar was cute
can you make a table in squeak/smalltalk 80 squeak
smalltalk-80
>>213480009I went to Hawaii to be homeless
In retrospect it was always warm but the humidity was disgusting
>>213480016Sheโs Slovene
I get more pussy in Fortnite than you do
>>213479990yep, they start filming Wednesday, they will be there 3 days.
I'm tying to get more info from my property manager, like who's in it and what the movie is called
1 little fishy
>>213480009I hear SanFranciso is the right place for homeless hobos like you
>>213480068Iโve been there, itโs cold as fuck
And I donโt want to be around other homeless, I want to have a shack and grow some basic foods while hunting and foraging for the rest
>>213480009Thatโs been solved
You down with HRT? Yeah you know me!
>>213480009>>213480053Southern Italy would probably be a fantastic place to be homeless
>>213480113Horny Retarded Tranny?
excellent throw on nickit
How to cope with being Indian?
India is one of the worst countries on earth. Highest pollution, no civic sense, horrible behaviour. 90 percent of people are just irredeemably disgusting. But there are clean, civilised people who are a small minority.
Because of online interactions with foreigners and constantly getting insulted and verbally abused for being Indian I feel very depressed. None of the stereotypes apply to me. I bathe, use deodorant, never litter, never harass women online etc. I'm sure there are many other people like this, but they are overshadowed by the vast majority of Indians who do such things.
I honestly don't know how to cope. As individuals there is nothing we can do to fix the country. I often feel suicidal. Right now I'm studying in America. I feel tempted to try to get a green card and living in the USA permanently. But Americans don't want immigrants either and I don't want to be a part of the problem. So I have to go back to India.
Is suicide a good idea? Or should I try embracing nihilism (nothing matters, nothing is in my control)?
The O. P. P beat is still one of the greatest to this day
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CUAUCISjiBc&pp=ygUdby5wLnAuIG5hdWdodHkgYnkgbmF0dXJlIGJlYXQ%3D
>>213480114What about Greece? Maybe I could find a nice cave
>>213478827As a black gentleman, I'll never get to experience this. :(
Upstairs neighbors were literally doing jujitsu above me. Fucking loud as shit and the ceiling falling onto me. I scream for them to stop, they stop for a little but then keep doing it. I hit the ceiling with a broom and they hit the floor back thinking it is funny.
I just went up there and knocked on their door to tell them to stop (never meet the guy). Dude doesn't come to the fucking door. I can clearly see he is looking at me through the peep hole. Fucking pussy bitch.
When you realize 90% of the things men do are for the prospect of having sex.
listening to: we cant be friends (wait for your love), by Arianna Grande for the first time - not really
it just came on the radio :3
>>213480221I want to have sex with you
I know you're there, you're casting a shadow over the peephole.
>peep hole
Sorry Iโm not poor I have a doorbell camera
what does the 2 waving hands emoji mean?
White women should be required to have at least 3 children with a sub saharan African man
gonna get on a seafood only diet so i can raise my iq to extremely above average levels
>>213480168This is why the Indian situation is so sad. There are normal Indian people who get lumped in with the overwhelming majority of disgusting ones.
Just be you and do your best
>>213480114>>213480195I often dream about becoming a roving wanderer in the southern european countryside
>>213480103That last guy's face is way too small.
>>213480306Yes you're quite correct. Seafood has nutrients essential for brain power
>>213480306Enjoy the omega-3s
>>213479352i wouldn't eat that slop for anything
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i love you guys. thank you guys for always being there for me
If you woke up tomorrow and this was your wife what would you do?
It is this way sometimes (all the time)
>>213480326Southoids are so lazy because they live in paradise and they donโt have to work if they donโt want to
Just go catch some fresh delicious fish or gather shellfish, gather some mushrooms, and find some wild edible plants
>>213480416put her on a diet
>>213480168Become a vollywood star. Embrace Bharat.
>>213480419I live in the area with the seething wojak on top of the red background
>>213478709 (OP)Vgh the trad midwestern wife
Anyone else seeing all this smoke from the Canadian fires? Shit looking bad here near Boston. Air quality is ass.
>>213480416Tell her she needs to gain some weight
>>213480406I love Olivia Rodrigo
>>213480416How about a smile sweetie
>>213480510God is punishing Canada and Calipoornia for being sodomites
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>when he's white
>>213480498Vgh the israeli wife
>>213480600the one on the right is male
I need an older woman to instruct me in the Sex Arts.
>>213480556sodomy is the best way to reach divinity
Crowley viewed breaking social and moral taboosโincluding homosexualityโas a way to transcend the ego and free the self from external moral conditioning.
"Existence is pure joy; all the sorrows are but as shadows; they pass & are done; but there is that which remains."
โThe Book of the Law (Liber AL vel Legis)
He embraced homoeroticism as part of his rebellion against repressive Victorian morality, believing that rejecting conventional values was necessary for spiritual liberation.
>>213480467Sorry to hear that. I live in the green chadface area
not reading this brianesque crap
nut without porn
if you can't, you dont need to
@everyone
post big tits or shut up
>>213480777Who am I to argue with that logic
in america you cant boycott israel
What kind of a dogshit life I have lived, what other men have experienced but yet I never could because women are repulsed by me. All these inbred retards i've seen get pussy with ease since their teens, yet not a single fucking bitch has ever seen me as worthy. They all flush me down the shitter. Every single one.
I cannot cope with it any longer. I'm sick of getting rejected by every single woman I ever talk to, even if she comes up to me first. What a sick fucking joke this life is. I won't put up with it.
>>213480510not my problem
How long does it take to drink yourself to death? Ive been trying for years and keep breathing
>>213480910Too black. Too strong.
>>213480556>God is punishing CanadaBy flooding the United States with smoke? Sounds more like someone is getting punished for supporting the synagogue of satan
>>213480646It's entirely natural for an older woman to initiate a young man.
forgot to filter that phrase
animals keep digging holes by where I feed the stray cats
>>213478858'Nigge' but it sounds the same.
>>213480995What if they evolve into burrowing cats
Finally no more sliding captcha
Immigrants have to leave. Beautiful women can stay.
>>213478709 (OP)this shit is gross.
>>213481075simps like you should be beheaded
>>213481087>He doesn't want the supply of pussy to increase thus lowering it's value and deflating women's bloated egos.
>>213481075Telling me to leave wonโt make me leave
>>213481080Gave me a woody ngl
>>213481035one of the cats does like to lay in them
Stop talking about people you'd like to fuck
Start talking about the people who'd like to fuck you
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my stupid dad owns me 2300 dollars but everytime i ask him for money he is like muh muh im a poor senior (nigga literally getยดs 3000dollars per month average senior gibs are like 1500dollars) muh muh my car taxes, muh health care muh muh i have no money but i make vacation in Bavaria,Spain,France,NL,Austria muh muh i have no money. Are boomers literally like jews? I am so sick and tired. I want my 2300 dollars but my boomer dad always finds a excuse. I hate boomers so much. Meanwhile i struggle to pay my rent.
>>213481217Would you like to fuck me?
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>213480995stop feeding stray cats you retard
>>213480416>well? how did I get here??
why did god curse me with mental retardation?
black guys be like
>ooga booga white women
I love the Japanese sense of fashion
me be like
>ooga booga olivia rodrigo
White guys be like
>ooga booga Asian women
>>213481379That is one big bitch
>>213481472being smart wouldn't make you happier
I would like to plan an overseas vacation sometime in the Oct-Dec timeframe. What country should I visit? I'm considering Australia or New Zealand because it'll be their springtime.
>>213481512overrated whore
>>213481741YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>213481752go away
this thread is only for Canda Usa Minland
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boomers are so retarded man
>>213481861Then why are they more successful than soylennials and zoomers
>>213481861have you met zoomers
or millenials
or gen x
or the greatest generation
or gen alpha
everyone is retarded everywhere
except for me
who has never been wrong about anything
>>213481882Because they grew up in post-war tutorial mode where you made $100 a hour painting a fence.
>>213481925all new gens seem to be smart
I dig gen alpha, they seem alright
I love American music
https://youtu.be/PbXFHSa4YmQ?si=VZ4TVUL8Dy757G3g
>>213481882parasitism is such a successful strategy, that it has independently been evolved countless times through biological history
are you dumber than a mosquito?
thinking about missed opportunities. well, i'm only thinking about one really.
When you're old you'll regret not hurting more people
>>213482059if you had one shot
or one opportunity
to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
would you capture it
or just let it slip?
https://youtu.be/-BZV2WpueWc?si=FJc__bGFg2so0qAI
YEEHAW
>>213482112it wasn't me choking in a rap battle unfortunately, much more mundane and drawn-out than that
>>213482203Im on a lot of ketamine again
https://youtu.be/BSR4q1SRwOg?si=MeUoEjBmP6HXN2Tn
You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips
He never really liked me anyway
>>213482267Are you in a k-hole right meow?
>>213482318I would have to do even more, but then ill start to question existence itself
>>213482117this song will always remind me of my priscilla
>brazilians think they invented the airplane
lmfao
Hank, short for Hanktholomieu
i can never understand this world desu
You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
>>213482465ohioians invented the aeroplane
>>213482485the nature is nice.
>>213482425You should ride out on your horse and tell her you love her
>>213482545be a pal and name a few?
>>213482472you stupid or something?
This view is considered breathtaking to Clevelanders
Riveting news here in Maryland
>>213482597Rememeber the good stuff, forget the bad stuf
>>213482641you wanna hear a joke?
>>213482641Surprisingly effective advice
Chilling in bed with momberg
>>213482641Bruh some people in here have never spoken to a woman or made any real interesting memories in their entire lives
I thought Dua Lipa was hot when I thought she was Latina but turns out she's Alb*nian
>>213482681now now, you're comparing yourself to other people
remember the good things in your own life
>>213482681that's their fault
https://youtu.be/gF7z3eznoWA
>>213482654What's the joke?
and now a word from our sponsors Steven Singer
so if rogue ai wiped all of humanity, would said rogue ai receive punishment on judgement day?
>>213482798No. Ai aren't people
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose
Nothing ain't worth nothing, but it's free
Feeling good was easy Lord when Bobby sang the blues
And buddy that was good enough for me
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee
>>213482798No, that would be humanities own fault, and thus our own judgment day
Toilet barely flushed down my poopoo.
have you seen happy gilmore 2
https://youtu.be/MP4gy0TBDfU?si=l0qgNS1MBblkYBcG
yeehaw
I HATE TEXAS SO MUCH HOLY SHIT
>>213482834right but imagine this: on judgement day as jaysus man is descending from high heavens, all he sees is bones and robots traipsing around. what would he do to that robot?
>>213482867it's been 3 days since i've looked at porn, or jacked off. just not in the mood
>Yes, I do piss in the shower drain. How did you know?
I jacked off twice each of the past 2 days, might give myself a rest today
>>213482798AI is satanic. Itโs the creation of an intelligence outside the paradigms of God and nature. An inversion of Logos and the Holy Spirit.
>>213478709 (OP)Excellent tits but a gremlin face
I'd hit it if I could put a bag over her head
>>213482881it was alright for nostalgia bait
>>213482901Probably nothing. Based on the primary material in revelations.
>>213482866but what if we gave the robot free will?
>>213482940How many dicks has he sucked yet or is he too busy taking meth
>>213482968Again, our own fault for not putting in checks and safety features.
>>213482940Him and Andrew Tate are eskimo brothers
>>213482968What does free will mean in this case? Ai can only behave within the limitations of it's programming, regardless of how lenient or not the programming is.
>>213482968how could a robot have free will? it's quite another thing to say it's sentient. artificial intelligence couldn't have free will, it's the product of a deterministic universe.
https://youtu.be/xt4XAz2WZ3Y?si=7oIEBRj12sOHUkV1
Can you imagine this spawned an entire subculture
>>213481861>Wing Ling>Jose rodriguezErm
In the mood for a churro. Too bad drumpft the pedophile had to deport all the heckin brown people