Thread 213479890

resolution edition

lads

and this is the new

poo seal sub edition

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would anyone like to answer a question and see if they can then ask me a question to answer? i see no other way to communicate with people

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>>213479934
mysterious lil fella

*gong sound*
yeeeeeeeeOOOOOOOooooooohhh

>>213479929
ancient 'mick

>>213479945
on second thoughts, i've decided not to continue this gimmick on into the new thread. hope you all understand.

got blue water on again

big into peas me. eating some now.

tony bloom has the jewiest face

Am irish

haven't heard from gimmique of the year lad in a while

rorke's been a crazy dita

>>213479996
gaylick

>>213479982
i enjoyed it, thank you for your time

>>213479999
oh i never left lad

but i only started it, i didn't continue it ;)

lemme try one of them bajels

wonder what poo for tea lad's having for tea today

>feminists encourage women's empowerment
>this includes prostitution and pornography as a means to make money off paypig men
>bonnie blue documentary drops
>"no no no, this is not female empowerment!! this is too extreme!!"
where do feminists draw the line? and why?
is it because they don't want men to see women for who they really are?

>>213480055
"flag on"

nonce my takeaway is in south east asia
imagine the untold damage he's going to do

>ketchup on fries
do gaijins really

>>213480043
very incel post

gyaldem post coming right now

>>213480043
why do you think that it's women and feminists making these censorship decisions?

>>213479934
Just because he's muddy doesn't mean he's a poo seal

giwtwm

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1753912381100636.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1754280342671727.webm

>>213480081
the food will kill him first

Got the scabies

someone mentioned this webm the other day
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1754211170851660.webm

Chris Broad with his Onlyfans Canadian Whore wife! Sorry Mr Abroad in Japan, I have unsubscribed from your obnoxious videos, you fat oaf!!

>>213480112
because he's a furious incel

>>213480093
mayo or bust

>>213480124
What's he done now

>>213480102
i am getting angry in advance

10 year anniversary of /vip/ coming up

man and woman held hands and jumped off whitby cliffs to their death, been 5 suicides there in the past 4 days

kind of romantic init really, imagine someone loving you so much they would jump off a cliff with you

>>213479996
condolences

this slag from Liar Liar was my sexual awakening

us and uk people are literally obsessed with protecting kids
so i think keeping kids from the internet is the most wholesome thing they can come up with

Ok, I'm not going to work until all the illegal immigrants have gone and a substantial number of the legal immigrants here have been deported. Sorry! I'm not going to contribute to a government that facilitates that!!

chubby little loser, national joke
nono,
pathetic little fat man, no ones bloody laughing
hes so depressed at being useless, fatso takes his own life
fatty? fatso?
fatty takes his own life
but the twat would probably miss
yeah good one linda
he sold his soul for a shot of fame
catchphrases, wigs and the jokes are lame
hes got no style
hes got no grace
hes banile and facile, hes a fat waste of space
see his pug nosed face
pug pug
pug pug

>>213480180
Most parents won't because it's a pacifier. Like giving your 10 year old a dummy.

>>213480122
do you have the one where the black woman is playfully biting and nuzzling up to a guy's cock through his boxers?

>>213480169
doesn't look steep enough for me
i'd choose beachy head personally

>>213480180
what do they do in japan?

found ciri
the poles, they got me good

>>213480189
Me neither, but it's likely I won't work after they're gone. Can't be fucked desu mate.

>>213480222
rape em

>>213480204
no because i don't like darks

>>213480190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhQ9---1TjA

israel can do this but we can't stop the boats

>>213480213
course its high enough lad even a bridge is high enough if you go head first

>>213480189
so you're just going to be poor? that'll show everyone, being a povvo.

>>213480237
Same

garlic and chips

>>213480222
nothing
grade schooler can watch porn manga and anime then browse whore house website

literally went to an even that's about men and women having sex you either come as a couple or you come to pair up
me and like idk maybe 5 other guys dind't get with anyone literally everyone else did (hundreds) even the obviously gay guys (who also kissed guys) kissed many girls
literally nothing
had nothing
i hit on girls and was utterly invisible
utterly pathetic piece of shit
why do i even exist

>>213480152
Le physique de leurs idées

got legs of two different sizes

>>213480295
blog on diego

>>213480283
you have pretty good English for an oriental

get the pakis and wogs in the hotels
get the fed and watered
get the taxes raised
get the small boats on these shores
get the services cut
get the bennies reduced
get the house prices raised
get the wages suppressed
get the children raped
get the hate speech censored
get the porn blocked

why is tiktok giving me these videos

>>213480302
alri poliolad

>>213480236
it's ok she's not dead cause she's in the sequel x

>>213480256
well its high enough if they're all dead but i bet they bounced off the walls multiple times on the way down

>>213480320
nah not at all
my english is 4chan acquired

going to try looking back in anger for a week to see how it works out

prostate cancer rate will be massive if british men can't goon any more

Watched School of Rock the other night and it made me really emotional and I cried for the first time in like 4 years
Tears streaming down my face and everything

>>213480343
i know, i'm just a sensitive gaymer

>>213480169
ofcom need to ban cliffs pronto

i get the whole "pretending to be on the side of a clearly failing governmen" larp troll but there comes a point where its clear some posters on here genuinely might be getting paid to respond to every post with lol incel etc etc

>>213480169
>man and woman held hands and jumped off whitby cliffs to their death
dark stuff
what do you reckon happened that they both agreed to do that? miscarriage?

I used to keep up with all the gossip and drama at toil but the sheer volume of shagging going on between colleagues (none of it involving me) just got depressing

>>213480336
Escape the matrix by making money and buying things

bet the leaky pg tips are about to engage?

>>213480373
don't look back in anger lad

>>213480375
need to start making milking terminals

>>213479930
POV: You walk into a white woman's bedroom

>>213480397
very incel post this

>>213480149
This little twerp looks like such a pussy it makes me feel like an alpha chad in comparison (even though I'm a pathetic dweeb myself)

money is just a paper piece or a metal nugget

what matters is a promise among people

In the morning, you know it's gonna be alright

>>213480401
dno they were in their 40s, maybe one of them was diagnosed with something terminal and they both decided it would be better that way

>>213480407
lost respect for this nigga after he said he'd never smoked weed in his life, what a wee baby virgin

>>213480336
not true either. if it's illegal it'll be traced and will get seized by the bank who will call the police on you

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.—That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed,—That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

cloggy giving his ID to hiro so he can act like a freak 24/7
ERROR 133: despite claiming you are from belgium, you are brown

How can I get paid to call incels incels?

Those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.

sucking a funny willy

>>213480454
How will the bank seize cash

humbling my arse with a rape

he was right lads

need a really dark skinned south indian gf who stinks of curry all the time

>>213480474
be a biological woman with large chebs
then start your livestreaming calling incels incels

rorkes just want to have fun

rape arseing my arse with a knife

>>213480407
Lives the ultimate consoomer lifestyle. By matrix he means not working in McDonald's.

>>213480504
this wasnt supposed to be a documentary...

raping a poo with my arse

>>213480507
no you really don't
take it from me

>>213480397
stop making incel posts and people won't point out that you're an incel

>>213480545
don't tell him what to do

>>213480545
*takes it from you*

>>213480545
talking from experience lad?

What would happen if we did this Brit?

busting all kinda nuts to JAV

ah yes tom scott the incel zoomer obsession

Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

made so many poor decisions
continue to make poor decisions, seemingly never learning anything from my mistakes

need to start henry fonda maxxing

>>213480581
he'd flee to america and do nothing again?

Sir Michael Ebenezer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr.

>>213480581
they release names of sex offenders, and if one of them is named ahmed you can pretty much fill in the rest yourself

>>213480612
Knock knock

>>213480581
leftypol be like we must protect our kids
leftypol also be like we must keep importing 3rd worlders who love raping kids

he sees no contradiction in this

>>213480613
pozzed movie

>>213480629
>you can pretty much fill in the rest yourself
not necessarily, prick.

Sir David Robert Joseph Beckham

>>213480463
>>213480479
Good posts
>>213480612
Holy ktim

What's your favourite film of the last five years?

>>213480446
Don’t think that’s true

phoenix arizona

>>213480612
arsing it all up are you lad?

>>213480632
Who's there?

Sir Gareth Southgate

Wah wah mommy

rorke I want you inside me

>>213480700
>mommy
FOY

>>213480678
spectacularly

>>213480612
this is why pelaganism is clearly false

>>213480694
Kah

The Right Honourable Sir Hymen Snapper

Might buy some more redundant windows xp laptops

i don't pay for anything nigga

>>213480583
ALL KINDSSSS

>>213480661
This was kino americana. Much better than Anora

>>213479890 (OP)
>>213480674

>A boy, 17, was sentenced to 12 months in custody while a 16-year-old girl, was detained for nine months. They cannot be named for legal reasons. They had previously admitted killing the cats, which were found cut open and strung up. Knives, blowtorches and scissors were also found at the scene.

real talk

what good is locking him up for 12 months (actually 4 months with new labour policy) going to do?

He should be sectioned for life. The whole story says he was killing cats because he was going for humans next and was researching killing homeless people.

>>213480695
Never understood people looking back fondly on him. He was a shite manager who fluked his way to a couple of finals, always getting outclassed when push came to shove. He never actually won any trophy of note and he gets knighted for his failures. Fuck off man!

The more you ignore me the closer I get

Sir Timothy Donald Cook

>>213480661
I was gonna say the lighthouse but turns out that was 6 years ago
got no other response sorry

>>213480766
That's ok hun x

Post nut depression

The Right Honourable Sir James Spencer Cleverly

>be american
>get shot

Arianna Grande got fat lads

migrants come here to help us poor savages
we'd be living in slums without them

as someone whose parents want nothing to do with him im disgusted when people cry over their dead parents in the comments of random youtube videos wahhh my dad loved playing this game with me i miss him so much waaahh well my dad is alive and couldn't give a shit about me

got 10 minutes before the offie shuts

>>213480802
she got mac miller killed she'll never have peace

>>213480804
sir bootlicker

Sir Alexander Langsam

guys how to I stop talking to AI all day

>be australian
>play halo

Sir Eldrick Tont Woods

>>213479890 (OP)
I resolve to eat that puppy

So, let's get this straight...

Starmer's "genius strategist", Morgan McSweeney, who is leading efforts to "smash" the people smuggling gangs...

Is the same man whose father has reportedly benefitted to the tune of £6 million housing "asylum seekers" over in Ireland

>>213480840
If youve ever talked to AI it's already too late for you

>>213480752
Bro fr think he Patrick Bateman!! DIABOLICAL

>>213480639
i dont care. i just knew an old guy who looked like him and was always dead composed i everything he did. was going to make him my mentor but now he retired

Before you post-

Think.

Is it really worth wrecking your life?

Going to prison?

Ruining your career?

You’d be safer watching television. More comfortable too.

So don’t get carried away in the moment.

Stop. And think.

>>213480864
well send them to ireland then

shoving twiglets down my dick hole

>>213480842
Why is there so often some mentally ill french freak crying over Halo what a weird fucking gimmick this is kill yourself

>>213480864
They'll be shipped off to Ireland, trust the plan

George Chooney

Do you have girls like this in Britain?

>>213480840
Hello anon. The inability to distinguish an actual human from an artificial intelligence program is a common fear amongst many internet users. Just know that there is nothing wrong with speaking with AI as long as you do not let it interfere with your daily life.

wasted the day again award

Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile

>>213480901
cry more halo bitch *kicks you in the nuts*

Ngl this would be a pretty cool tattoo

>>213480886
little fannies

>>213480752
He'll have a criminal record so is doomed to be restricted to shit jobs for the rest of his life.

>>213480875
>Patrick Bateman
His name is my name too.
Whenever we go out...
I don't go out.
My name's Patrick Bateman.
When I do leave the house, I prepare aliases.
I do have some really nice business cards from work - one of the more useful practical jokes they've played on me.

>>213480941
lol timmers

>>213480933
wtf is that Sir Queer?

>>213480933
Is this real?

fucking HATE batarians

I remember playing a really REALLY Japanese game as a kid and not enjoying it at all

Got invited to a stag do by someone I haven't seen in 10 years to the fucking BAHAMAS. Where the fuck do these people find the money?

>>213480933
Our king

The SNPfu is resigning

>>213480971
That is if he can even find work. I can't and I have no criminal record at all

>>213480971
Oh yeah. That'll make him not want to kill people.

>>213481016
It's a good way of filtering out who comes so it's only the ones genuinely close, that's why people have holidays abroad.

>>213481016
lol bahamas stag do... tell em to fuck off

>>213481029
ktim, over two months a NEET now and it's shit, I'm running out of money

>>213480886
The year was 1984
and we were the casualties of war
A war, it seemed, on life itself
My brother, who could ask for more?

>>213481054
katy does this in her snapchat group x

>>213480755
many are saying this

>>213481052
What's the average? About 7?

>>213481073
scrotal warfare

I can see other people’s Dall-E prompts. Why would they be creating these pictures?

>>213480970
Does she like white guys??

got the texas jerusalem crossroads on

>>213481070
How? The government gives you money FOR FREE

starting a feet pic onlyfans

>>213481052
>ONE IS A VERY LARGE NUMBER OF SEXUAL PARTNERS!

heard the bitch was in

>>213481187
can't believe Israel would do this

>>213481157
Don't have two full years of national insurance payments because they base it on the two years prior to your claim and I was finishing off uni for the first half of 2023 (went to uni later in life) so they rejected me, I can't claim Universal Credit because I have too much in savings even though 20k of it is for a flat deposit. Even if I did get money they refused to backdate it, and it would only be 100 quid a week which is a waste of time.

>>213481046
Surely the way of filtering people is the invite system itself? Invite people you want there and don't invite people you don't want there.

Breaking: varg just posted the doomer wojak on his xitter

wanking to half naked Japanese Girls

>>213481228
this is, huh, wow

spamming/flooding

wanking to naked half japanese girls

hapax legominion

Got piss soaked bed, socks, and trousers but im still taking in the vibes

>>213480612
>>213480919
>>213481054
KTIM

wanking to half dead Japanese geriatrics

>>213481218
not being funny but you sound like you have goals and a life

you need to get a job ASAP lad

me?
part time warehouse work min wage
22 hours a week
government subsidised employment
government keeps wages low to benefit large corporations with cheap labour
wi win for everyone
government person receives bribe from big corpo
big corpo gets cheap labour
me? i get free benefits and gibs so i dont have to work full time
thanks for funding my lifestyle with your taxes
thanks to capitalism and greed for enabling it

but can he do it on a wet Monday night in Stoke?

>>213481295
king

watching f is for family

have to do the virgin media end of contract retention dance and i cant be arsed

alri lads

QUESTION
i dont get how Bongs dont go all retard on illegal migration
your cops are faggots, sikhs, lesbians, beta males , they dont even have guns...

meanwhile german riot cops are Terminator looking ass niggas full body suit , MP5, helmet, vest..

if we had weak ass copppers in Germany like you have we would have crushed them in 2015 and put them all 6feet under.
UK cops are a joke compared to german riot Polizei
just beat the shit out of them

lil rorke be poppin

mad how there are these balls spinning really fast in space and they shoot lasers

>>213481343
tried watching it but couldn't be arsed with animated comedies about quirky dysfunctional American families so I stopped

>>213481352
IM FIRIN MA LAZER

>>213481225
Nah that causes drama and you might upset people by not inviting them

>>213481295
how does that lifestyle compare to working full time, financially?
how better of would you be working fill time?

>>213480840
what do you talk to it about?

>>213481350
2006 called they want their gif back

>>213481350
Don't think you know what a question is

>>213481371
made me chuckle like a retard

amazing asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwkGbGr1Unc

>>213481286
Thanks m8 I had to turn things around to get here so it's shit being out of work. I was a proper NEET between 18-22 though and it was awful.

>>213481395
this is extremely homoerotic

>>213481350
thats a statement not a question, hans

might replay octopath traveler 2

Rorke................you benchod.........

>>213481377
id be about 50quid a week better off, for the extra 14 hours a week of work
not worth it is it mate
broken system

Just pozzed up a neghole

>>213481371
I fired Malaysia.
We'll need someone to cover until Thursday, but the new hire starts Monday.

>>213481349
fresh trim

can't stand cunts who "aren't keen on" certain foods
just fucking eat it you twats

Wanted to do some lifting today but I am too tired. I have been making some progress too...

>>213481411
You know what's extremely homoerotic? How old blokes in the changing room at the gym wander around stark bollock naked and make no attempt to cover themselves. They'll put every article of clothing on before their pants.

>>213481471
progress, gone

not a fan of the meat pies

So what's the latest?

>>213481467
*whips of cock*
just eat it you twat

Rorke feasting on a chicken and bacon pasta ready-meal from Tesco as he makes his final few posts for the night with the lads before going to bed

>>213481349
Literal
Fucking
Muppet

one more point of contention i need some intervention approachwi

hello British Witish people :3

>>213481467
Realised recently that the reason I'm not a fussy eater could be because I have a shit sense of taste and nothing tastes of much to me.

>>213481479
nooooo! ;_;

what if rorke was gay

>>213481480
all the more for me ...

>>213481483
world's gone berserk

>>213481349
bro what is that on his head
he looks like craig david from bo selecta, just needs a plastic bird called kez attached to his arm

>>213481518
Overreacting much?

>>213481349
say something to his (literally Ali G)s face u wont

>>213481506
that's how it should be

>>213481515
He'd be unstoppable

>>213481506
That's how you enjoy british food.

Wheeeey lad! Get in!

>>213481349
Rorke on the lash

>>213481517
*dropkicks you and sends you rolling down a steep cliff*

>>213481543
Nah even just fucking pasta or something
>ahh yes tomatoes and herbs, very impressive

people who eat tesco meal deals should just be taken out back and shot
absolute waste of energy
savages

>>213481536
you're right i probably wouldn't to be fair

thats it im rubbing testosterone on my facial beard area

Wanking off to the hulkster's sextape

Where's the next?
Come on, get on with it.

might get a multi cooker

>>213481569
oouh!

sex them all

>>213481619
>>213481619

>>213481616
ur really horny recently

if they didnt want the word gay to be used as an insult or for comedy they shouldn't have chosen a word thats so satisfying to say

someone make a real new

>>213481517
Corr, I'd scrape his barnacles

>>213481588
bubba the cum sponge