Thread 213480280

ICE recruitment page is talking to me like the god damn green goblin mask

>$40k bonus and $100k to go crack some heads and defend the vaterland

it is intriguing

>>213480346
How long till the latinxes start 2Aing ICE agents?

>>213480280 (OP)
>>213480346
Erm...do you understand that you will literally be social outcasts (on Reddit) and that your unwholesome behaviour will come back to haunt you in the form of many downvotes and permabans from heckin epic subreddits like r/politics, r/pics, r/cuckolds, r/neoliberal, and r/gamingcirclejerk?

>>213480380

Outright warfare with illegal invaders of this country would be the closest thing we ever get to actually fighting a war to defend it rather than overseas Jewish interests so... whatever

>>213480280 (OP)
>>213480346
ummmmmmmmmmmm sweaty, that's le bad. you are literally going to work for orange Hitler and his gestapo. That is so problematic. We need to unpack this.

>>213480442
You'll be put in prison just like this Miami Tiny White Pecker man

>>213480442
I imagine a significant portion of the legal latinxs feel sympathy for their brothers.
Not to mention a number of US citizens were deported just because they were latinx.

>>213480346
All that to hire some low quality mercs and a government that can bail out at any moment in regards to compensation?

>>213480346
The biggest difference between joining ICE and the military is that you can quit ICE any time without a dishonorable discharge.

>>213480280 (OP)
Mexicans and co are always mean to me if I was usonian I would join ice to defend the cia

>>213480832
Does the U.S. military have good pension plans? Ours isn't too bad.

>>213480522
NTA but i think 75% of latinxes voted for trump

>>213480442
Ha good luck
Your pedo orange retard is Netanyahu's personal golem

>>213480522
>a number of US citizens were deported just because they were latinx
Didn't happen, don't be so gullible

>>213480490
>>213480522
>>213481012

Enter: salt

>>213480522

30% of America is hispanic and most are assimilated at this point. Additionally they live along the border so it's their backyard that gets invaded first and foremost. Not just by central americans but also venezuelans, indians, chinks, and haitians/africans, not exactly people they like. This is why hispanics are veering hard right politically.

>>213480346
Enjoy the mass layoffs and prosecutions in 2029

>>213480468
>>213481239

Guys I don't give a fuck about your topical bullshit politics. No one does if you support trump. We want one thing.

Where is the Epstein list?

>>213480889
You are paraguayan, you essentially do the first two pepes and that's it

>>213481293
>He doesn't know

>>213481293
That's future me's problem. Would hate to be that guy lmao

what happens if i sign on, take the 50k with the minimum work required in the contract and quit immediately after it’s done

>>213482003
I pray one day I'll have enough money to do those things

>>213480522
Neither of the two statements you just made are true.

all i know about american ice is, thats some deportation thing
how many niggers got deported since trump got in presidency again?
is there a number?
is there a single case of an illegal nigger crossing where a nigger that illegally crossed the border into usa got deported?
a single i mean ONE case where a nigger got deported?

>>213480280 (OP)
Aren't they very selective thoughever ? At least that's how I imagine fed jobs to be

>>213480280 (OP)
>>213480346
Do you think they will let me in?

>>213482945
They passed a bill recently that boosted funding for ICE by like 100 billion dollars, they are taking anyone with a pulse that can pass a physical

>>213482038
Kek

>>213482857
whos askin?

>>213482975
Of course

>>213483073
me
this is my selfie in the dark
post your selfie in the dark

>>213482975
ICE has always been like 70% Mexican

>>213481297
Never existed. That was last week's news, move on.

>>213483423
Ice has Yet to produce the Epstein Files.

I'd join if I was American.

>>213484191
Well we appreciate your efforts to help get the Epstein list because otherwise we don't give a fucking shit your opinion on politics besides that.

>>213484216
You're still going to read my opinion on politics, genetic dead-end, leftoid cuck.

>>213482975
yes
They unironically probably will put you over in hiring compared to your Timmy counterparts since you know Spanish

>>213484551
Yeah sure. Most of the country wants those files and isn't buying this distraction bullshit.its just making everyone angry.

>>213480380
They're already trying to in Texas but they've gotten their brains blown out.
LatinX are more interested in venting out their frustration at the police of the cities that tolerate them, like Los Angeles and Houston.
They do this because cops in California are not allowed to enforce immigration law. That's literally the policy their employer put at the behest of state lawmakers.

>>213480411
made me kek