>it's a "visiting a small town in america and the girls think my accent is cute" daydream

happens iyc?

I cant say that it does

>it's a "going back to high school and not knowing my class schedule" dream

>Australia
American women will like your accent
accent ranking is British > Australian >>> Italian > Spanish (Spain) >>>>> everything else

The other night I dreamt a fat tick kept burrowing into the tip of my index finger. There was blood, and I could see it under my skin and I kept sliding him out of my finger but it would hop around and a few seconds later it'd be right back digging into my finger. I woke up fucking rattled as fuck I was panicking in the dream

>>213485363 (OP)
This actually happens btw. There was a guy a grade above me in high school who was probably 5'4" and had terrible acne but got tons of pussy because he was Australian. Another guy I went to college with was Australian, and this guy was actually tall and very attractive too. Looked like a stereotypical skate/surfer type. 3-4 nights a week he'd be fucking a new girl in his dorm room down the hall from me.
>>213485499
You can lump Italian and Spanish accents together, no American woman can tell the difference. Most of them can't even tell any of the British accents apart from an Australian one.

>>213485499
I always thought American women liked how sounds

>>213485363 (OP)
this would happen irl. idk why brits/aussies/kiwis don’t sexpat here, you could have your pickings and then some with pretty hot girls here

>>213485363 (OP)
my skinnyfat aussie friend literally gets any girls he wants because “his accent is cute” and it’s so fucking frustrating to me. like he’s objectively uglier than me but ive been with a total of two 6/10s while he has sex with 9/10s every weekend simply because of the retarded way he talks

just open your mouth and you get any girl you want, literally sex served on a platter

>>213485363 (OP)
>it's the "you go to the beach and everyone from your high school class is there and you're too embarrassed to take your shirt off because you're a skinnyfat loser and you don't want anyone to see so eventually you just go home and hate yourself for missing out on what could have been a really fun day with all your friends" dream again
The first time I had this dream it was so vivid and traumatizing that I bought a gym membership the same day. I still have it every know and then, but at least I look better than I did back then.

if you are it, you can click your tongue language upon them, you will get some
american girls are so retarded its not even funny
except for this one girl i used to chat with via internet, we were both too poor to see each other, she was eye teeeylian from joyzeee or some shit
id ruin my life for her
she was so fat and ugly yet she would put on so much makeup and would fry her hair roots with chemicals to look like a caricature
we were perfect for each other
im so devastated each time knowing that yahoo mail died, i cant get in any contact with her for over 7 years ffs
i used to recite poetry in italian for her and she would send me pics of horrible food she would make

>>213485910
you should really go to newark dude, there are like a million copies of her there

this was our favourite american song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWurqD68u70

>>213485363 (OP)
Not and thanks to your accent i fail one of my english test as i couldnt understand aussie accent though...

>>213485363 (OP)
I've never heard the German accent in English described as anything other than retarded

>>213486570
The German accent is unfortunately always going to be associated with Nazis in America because of our media, but if it weren’t for WWII I’m positive the German accent would be the go-to “smart person” accent in American film and television like the British accent is today. It’s a very pleasant accent, I really enjoy hearing Germans talk. I had a German professor in college whose class I despised but it was worth going to just to listen to him talk for an hour.

>>213485503
i often have similar nightmares with ticks

>>213486570
desu it just sounds gay to me

>>213486570
ohnepixel soundin ahh

>>213486570
Yeah, you WILL get BTFO like pic related did

>>213486570
i think it can sound cool https://youtu.be/QkhrGUSf2ok
Also i watch her videos, i think she sounds cute https://youtu.be/DS7_ya3DuBI

>>213486649
I've never had a nightmare about ticks specifically, but I often have nightmares about bugs and dirt. Usually, I'm dreaming that I'm in bed, and my floor is covered in dirt, worms and spiders.