Thread 213486734

Why don't UFOs ever visit other countries aside from America?

>>213486734 (OP)
The Mexican government literally showed fossilized aliens.

because Aliens love McDonalds for some reason

>>213486734 (OP)
"La luz mala" intensifies

>>213486796
I don't blame em

>>213486753
el chupacabra isnt alien unless it cross into usa

>>213487069
cope
aliens are real and living among us

>>213486753
>>213487158
That shit was pretty funny

You have UFO, we have pengalihan isu. Both are pengalihan isu.

>>213487158
this, my 34-year-old teenage cousin had his Nintendo Switch stolen by four guys like that

>>213487158
>>213487227
How have they not been laughed off the face of the planet for this

>>213487371
mexicans are a very whimsical people

>>213486734 (OP)
We dont drama
We dont community democracies or soeedrum
We dont depression anxiety or autism
We ride on
Only ylmoA niggers that i managed to talk to eere gray and short
They collect minerals only found on earth and sell them
They are willing to die for the profit
Dont worry about shit
We arent there yet

>>213486734 (OP)
they've visited brazil and zimbabwe.

>>213488551
They visited Japan in 1000 B.C.

>>213486734 (OP)
We invented the airplane and haven’t killed off all our cryptids which makes us interesting and a safe bet

>>213490683
Thank you for destroying our world.

>>213486734 (OP)
>Why don't UFOs ever visit other countries aside from America?
The simple answer is that America is cursed. Alien abductions, cattle mutilations, the Jersey Devil, the skinwalker, sasquatch, demonic possessions, haunted houses, hurricane season ... it all only happens in America.

>>213486734 (OP)
Why meet with subordinates when you have direct access to the boss?

>>213486734 (OP)
lol We are not far behind


Amazonian tribes and people have reported many, MANY, instances of contact with aliens throughout history

An ovni flew over a whole football stadium during a match once

Varginha case is the most popular and most intriguing, as tons of people saw, interacted and reported on a creature in the middle of the city, they also reported on the OVNI, then the army took everything, the US got involved and the media started shitting on it saying it was just an animal or whatever. People who got in contact with him also died from unknown causes.

Then theres Operação Prato.

And most recently, some schizo drew on his whole house and spoke in languages after saying he was captured by aliens or something, then offed himself. But that's most likely just an /x/ schizo.

This happens all over the country all the time, the most interesting to me are the Amazon sightings, as they are the most unique, often treated by locals as spirits and such. My uncle who went to work there says they are such a common occurrence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_sightings_in_Brazil
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:UFO_sightings_in_Brazil

>>213490916
>OVNI
UFO*

>Sighting occurred on 6 March 1982, during a match of the 1982 Campeonato Brasileiro Série A between Operário-MS and CR Vasco da Gama. The Morenão stadium, which had an audience of more than 24,000, had several reports of the sighting of flying objects in the sky, including from some players such as Cocada and the match referee, José de Assis Aragão. Ademar José Gevaerd, one of the main Brazilian ufologists, began his career in the field as one of the witnesses of the phenomenon.

>>213486796
>>213486951
Apparently within the whole ayy lmao circle, there's claims that aliens have an obsession with bread and have been apparent instances of that being the first time they ask for if given the opportunity, look it up

>>213490916
>we are special too

UK had a few, like the Sandown Clown

>>213490994
Maybe our aliens are all chileans illegal immigrants

>>213491016
if I had a dollar for every monkey asking how to move to work here or taking pics with snow I'd be rich, behave

>>213491638
>he feels superior Brazilians are moving to Chile to steal their jobs and 14yo prostitutes
Damn, good for you bro

>>213491752
>to steal their jobs
keked loud, thanks for the laugh

>>213486734 (OP)
Why do most schizos live in america?
Same question