Thread 213487005

sticky situation eidishion

poo smells lmao

i thought britain was the birthplace of liberalism o algo
why does your government openly loathe and revile you

>>213487005 (OP)
leftypol's conservatoty

>>213487005 (OP)
what's this pic from?
gives me sexy fantasy vibes like labyrinth, excalibur, or even the old adventures of robin hood

why do brits add 'noffin wrong widdem' when talking about stopping immigration. In nz we just say fuck off we full

>>213487024
because liberalism involves open borders for the purposes of cheap labour and the natives decided they had enough of it, which is distinctly illiberal so liberalism has to be enforced now.

>>213487048
not telling, my secret comfy movie :3

>>213487024
>why does your government openly loathe and revile you
The peoples of Britain have been occupied by a hostile Judeo-Norman force for almost 1,000 years.

>>213487024
>o algo
Okay I've resisted for a long time, but can someone please tell me what the actual fuck this particular piece of non-sensical zoomer retard lingo means?

Despite not even knowing what i means, it makes me want to absolutely fucking pulverise the skull of whoever typed it whenever I see it. Just fucking reeks of utter subhuman zoomoid garbage.

what the

Ssiiiiirrrrrr it was the bloody benchod normans

theyre scared of the flying-type Pokemon (everyone) - theyre the based ! (the flying-type Pokemon)

If only our country was surround by a great body of water so we didn't have hordes of foreign invaders coming across our border so easily

Me when Emma Watson walks in the room.

bad botch by LA Knight

Still currently listening to Deftones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJbvSmRuV_w

>>213487080
It just means “or something” like “or whatever”
It implies a vague form of ignorance or disinterest in details of the speaker

>>213487080
means or something in spanish and it's a sharty meme
use google next time smart guy

!!

>>213487144
>>213487145
Oh, so it's some third world garbage as usual.

Genuinely hilarious how desperate zoomers are to adopt the cultures of mud-hut dwellers. Why do they think impoverished shitholes are so "cool", exactly?

Mental how I am as far left as it gets but I don't believe in immigration so I can't roll with leftypol

ah, hello all

>>213487173
It’s a 4chan meme not zoomer slang outside of this site

>>213487182
why do you want everyone to get taxed to death and have no freedom whatsoever
bizarre thing to want in what im assuming is an anglo ethnostate

>>213487173
autie meltie

>>213487204
american moment

>>213487199
It's definitely zoomoid slang, I've seen people far outside of the 4chan cultural sphere reference it.

I wasn't even aware of any "4chan" connection to the term until you just mentioned it.

And, by the way, the "sharty" is not 4chan culture. It's a degenerate pedophilic zoomer offshoot that has nothing to do with the traditional culture of this site.

yes I have been learning to make pipes for moonshine. I think that the lesson from them is that running smaller copper pipes through copper pipes for joining them together, there is no worry about welding the part that touches the moonshine with the wrong metal. and maybe the outer pipe can be water cooled - except for the spiral part into liquid

>>213487204
mental how clueless you are about everything

>>213487225
???

"shake and bake" meth: hilarious

>>213487182
Same

>>213487204
>why do you want everyone to get taxed to death and have no freedom whatsoever
just the rich, there is enough wealth to go around. I believe in social and personal freedom and capitalism needs to be abolished so this can be achieved without social harms like hoarding wealth/property/land/resources :3

shack and black

you can sell whatever you want at a petrol station

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754353622036894.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754353622036894.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754353622036894.mp4

Fucking freezing cold

might do some bench presses

>>213487279
what does this even mean

>>213487263
i dont really consider that as far left as it gets tbf
that's like stalinism or some anarchist dystopia where everyone can't even have $5 to themselves

>>213487279
so this is rorke
after all this time

>>213487279
sinisterlad after the border collie incident

UwU

deleted my post so the thread doesn't get too political. lets stop it there

so how do i go about finding a lad to chop my head off while i wank and post it here for all you lads to see?

upvote!!!!!!!!!

>>213487235
whatever dude

>>213487337
craigslist

>>213487351
If you were born after the year 2000, you are a subhuman and deserve to be herded into a concentration camp and gassed.

Lads I'm fucking cold in my smelly neet bedroom
Checked the weather app and it says 13c but due to the storm it feels like 4c

Currently listening to Archspire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kultPul2ThE

>>213487378
Would keep you warm with my big fat belly x

>>213487392
Thank you my American king x

>>213487406
Ugh, look at that ugly upscaling. Completely ruins the original artistic vision of the animation. Probably done using "AI" garbage too. Whoever produced this video should be killed IRL.

>>213487378
that sounds lovely and cozy i'm jealous

I wish I could feel something.

>>213487356
>job title: Fart

>>213487431
thoughts on sailor moon crystal?

>>213487439
It's actually very nice mate, I'm sat here with the blanket over me. Only a few months to go til it gets like this permanently.

>>213487356
interesting prospects on there

>>213487480
>Mother & daughter

Currently listening to Dark Tranquility

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEyJV9LD6-c

Any other kissless dateless handholdless virgin man in?

>>213487518
guarantee you stink and have greasy hair

>>213487518
Nope.

>>213487525
Nope and nope.

However I DID know many, many guys at uni who stank and had greasy hair and yet still got cute GFs, meanwhile I remained a kissless dateless handholdless virgin despite being a normal well-groomed guy.

Have a giant huge mole on my leg

the oldham tickler

Currently listening to David Bowie and wearing Guerlain Vetiver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1UEfgwiULo

The 2030s are coming..
100 years..
He will return
Time is a flat circle

>>213487549
make an ad on craigslist

>>213487632
No woman would respond to it.

There is something about me that simply makes me universally repulsive to women.

I could pay a prostitute to fuck me, and she'd probably turn up to my bedroom and run away after she comprehends who I am.

This is my life.

>>213487631
vgh.....
get a better fake personality already

good morning lads and ladettes

>>213487653
Vile
Yank
Vermin

getting blacked

>>213487788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcakBGundb8

London 2100

acknowledging a poo

>>213487541
science horse

send them all back

>>213487631
100 only has significance because we happen to have 10 fingers

I want to smell Emma Watson’s female gas.

Currently listening to Rishloo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmF-b-lYaEI

i wanna be more hip and cultured but then ill feel like im a performative type

doing a post

>>213487958
that's insecurity

i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside

>>213487985
which part

Indians? All scammers and thieves. Simple as.

okay so in Angela: Volume 3 there’s this scene with manuel ferrara and angela white where after they’re done banging, angela just starts crying outta nowhere
like legit tears, no fake shit
manuel just holds her and says “you’re so fucking special” and it’s honestly kinda touching
porn usually feels so fake but this was different, real emotion and all that
angela’s said it’s one of her favorite scenes because it shows porn can be more than just sex, it can be real connection too
crazy to see that level of vulnerability in porn

>>213488009
their women are extremely fuckable thoughever

>>213487080
>>213487173
>>213487235
>>213487366
2016mong!

>>213488035
shut up heatherfreak

>>213488037
You know perfectly well I meant jeets.

feel like a deflated balloon when I'm not sipping a 'fee or a tea

so this is leafypol...

>>213488035
anyone fancy wanking over Angela White in Discord DM's?

>>213488035
you should be euthanised for your own good

>>213488047
Not worth giving him attention

>>213488061
>Michael Trent Reznor
>May 17, 1965 (age 60)
>Reznor married Filipino-American singer Mariqueen Maandig in October 2009. They live in Los Angeles and have five children together.
it's never too late

Might listen to clairo see if she’s any good

>>213488066
few things i'd less rather do tbqh

>>213488066
yeah

>>213488091
God damn that dude is old now
Wait that means so am I
Fuck I hate how much time has passed

me? love native women

>>213488107
tag?

>>213488129
what?

>>213488067
shut up heathermong

won't you cum?

I post here every day for a few hours broken into a few periods over each day

I cooka da pizza

i should be shagged

Why did Niles leave Mel for Daphne
What a fucking downgrade

>>213488179
Pattaya calls

>>213488201
Thailand is all around better
Richer, safer, can get ladyboys and real women, and all the gross old boomers go to pattaya

>>213488209
pattaya is thailand you sexpat larper

Good evening chaps.

>>213488228
would love to stomp that little prick into mush

>>213488228
Fuck off

>>213488061
>>213488091
Trent Reznor was one of the top rockstars of the 1990s and was a seriously hot guy. He fucked Tori Amos and Courtney Love in their prime, among numerous other women.

https://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/trent-reznor

would absolutely go on a reign of terror if I ever set foot in SEAmonkeystan, for this reason I will never go.

>>213488224
Never said I’ve been
Always thought pattaya was Philippines. Anyways

Get the poo eaten

Darth Sidious had the best lightsaber hilt in Star Wars. It was very sleek and elegant.

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don’t confuse them with mountains

I am a Gnostic I am bored brit ask me anything

>>213488264
When I get angry I use one of these on the Jay Dyer 'exarse

>>213487024
nunya bushnish

>>213488273
You are a heretic and will burn in the lake of fire.

*looks up at you from my pooey feast and growls like voldemort looking up at harry potter when he was drinking unicorn blood in the first film*

>>213488293
You really believe the yaldabaoth was kind when he made humanity he created man and woman as a punishment

>>213488264
boyy thats a dildo

been treating dogberg very passive-aggressively lately as punishment for his barking lately, i think he's starting to get the message

Palpatine mostly used Form VII: Juyo, the most aggressive and vicious style, which specialized in fast, unpredictable, erratic attacks.

>>213488323
>yaldabaoth
Persona 5 MENTIONED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_wQZdfnTAo

wish my chud parents had been abusive Joe Jackson types so I could be a rich and famous talented musician right now

How!?

>>213488350
https://youtu.be/7VgNG8theUw

>>213488364
not the brightest bunch are they?

I am naturally a Nordic — a chalk-white, bulky Teuton of the Scandinavian or North-German forests

>>213488345
Did they really put him into persona? Oh well doesn't make sense but here is how he punished humanity

>He split humans into 2 genders
>Forced people to crave love
>Incels are beings who born with a female half dead
>Forced to wander looking for their lost part

>>213488393
whys he done that then

As Chancellor, Palpatine kept his lightsaber hidden in a very dense sculpture in his office. There it waited all those years until the time came.

>>213488393
what benefit is there to believing this bollocks if you're just using it to be a miserable cunt anyway

Right let’s get a topic of discussion going
Shall we have a wholesome conversation on something that interests us or shall we argue over something pointless?

>>213488413
He was angry and jealous humans had the spark of divinity so he wanted to cause pain and suffering so his first order of business was to split humans into 2 genders

>>213488435
im digging in my ass twin

watching a filmberg

>>213488391
Prove it

>>213488432
Because by understanding the soul and the way out you could escape rebirth of constantly coming back to the human world

>>213488453
That’s fucking disgusting, why would you say something like that to me without my consent?

>The Unspeakable Act 2012 Directed by Dan Sallitt
>Synopsis
>17-year-old Jackie is in distress as her older brother Matthew gets his first girlfriend and prepares for college. Though Matthew does not share her incestuous desire, Jackie fights the intrusion of reality on her idyllic childhood world.
watching this tonight

There is a cut content scene from KOTOR 2 where Darth Sion tries (and fails) to assert dominance over Darth Nihilus.
Nihilus casually gives Sion a ruthless and brutal smackdown!
https://youtu.be/Pi9UsYNqiSs

>>213488481
Has pretty good reviews on the ‘boxd

I am in pain my soul is black i am evil

Everybody I went to university with apparently now thinks I'm dead.

I was contacted by an old "friend" last year who told me that a mutual friend of ours had been at a house party and had a conversation with some girls who talked about "how sad it was that Anon (me) had committed suicide".

Apparently the rumour has been circulating for many years now, and it seems to be a widely if not universally held belief that I am deceased.

This is a feeling not many people get to experience. The feeling of being a ghost.

213488542
sybau

>>213488542
Now is your chance to spook them.

When the footie is back on next week the illegals will be able to rape without any protest

>>213488614
kek true

>Bongs will never see these niggas lurking about on their nightwalks
Grim

There is a lot of cut content from KOTOR 2. On Telos when you go into the military base there is this one locked door and you can never go in there, but what it was supposed to be was the factory where the new HK-51 units are built and you were going to go in there and shut it down but that whole level was cut from the game due to time constraints (they had to rush out the game in like one year to be ready for Christmas 2004).

>>213488640
Finally, a good fucking Catyank post.

>>213488264
why would palpatine use a jedi weapon? always thought he'd be above that

Qui-Gon's first apprentice was from Telos. His name was Xanatos and he turned to the dark side. This was before Obi-Wan became Qui-Gon's apprentice.

have to wash myself after going anywhere because you accumulate toxins chemicals and general evil vibes on your body when you interact with the world

>>213488639
Literally saw all of these lads out on Saturday night
And a deer and I live in a city

>>213488667
The ancient Sith invented the modern lightsaber. The ancient Jedi had the proto-saber and it was more cumbersome because it had to be connected to a power pack via a cord which restricted movement.

>>213488695
i've scarcely left my house in 15 years and i'm an evil incel as a result, care to explain?

The last time I was alive, it was the year 2020.

And for some unknown reason, my enemies all sung this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs3h-pXhipA

It comes back into my head sometimes. And I sing along to it.

It brings back those memories. January, February 2020, those fucking stupid cunts singing this awful song, drunk as fuck, in uni student houses in the south-west...

All those people now believe I am dead. They think I'm a problem who has now been disposed of.

One day I am going to return to haunt them. Oliver, Harry, Josh, Alina, and all the rest of you... I'm coming for you. I'll make you pay for underestimating me.

>>213488717
used too many black mirrors (screens) to connect to the satanic pentagram circle (underwater internet cables)

there's absolutely no downside to doing steroids, the jews lied to you

had a headache all morning but took some paracetamol about 20 minutes ago and now i'm fine

i do be smelly

>>213488767
ah nice

sometimes a random famous woman ive never thought about or had any interest in will appear prominently in my dream and then ill be obsessed with them for a couple days
its pathetic but uncontrollable and i dont know what causes it

40 minute hot shower and a wank and a panadol will cure 99% of ailments including cancer

America is the United Federation of Planets.
China is the Borg.
Russia is the Cardassians.

schizos are tearing my life apart

I hate this bitch. I count her as an enemy. She partook in trying to ruin my life 5 years ago.

>>213488827
what did she do to you exactly?

>>213488827
what is this? an image for ants?

ive got to find a better way to spend my time

>>213488827
Fit enough

>>213488797
Alexander Dukat

>>213488710
non-canon nonsense

I’m having a panic attack. I need to grope someone

once had a gf who was 10 years older than me and i miss her dearly but she'd be nearly 40 by now and i can only imagine how badly she's walled up

I think of the basketball electricity, where the enormity of the color purple resulted in left-handed Tuesdays.

>>213488797
Me mate Alan has visited Moscow and Saint Petersburg and he said they were kino.

>>213488836
It's a life changer

>>213488228
fuckoff cris

>>213488834
Firstly, she made out that she was flirting with me when she actually wasn't. She on multiple occasions spent social events touching me all over, hanging on my arm, and making remarks towards me insinuating that she wanted to be close to me. Then, I found out she had a long-distance boyfriend at another university, so I stopped indulging in her absurd fantasies.

After that, my reputation started to decline, and I found this girl associating with a particular person who hated me and tried to undermine me at every opportunity. At that point she started glaring at me whenever she saw me passing by. If we were at a house party or any other social event together, she would look at me with this gaze that signalled "You are disgusting and I don't want anything to do with you". I felt the signals she was sending me, and I felt humiliated as a result.

I fucking hate that bitch. Few people have ever made me feel as small and pathetic as she did.

Taking a perc

>>213488827
I could beat her in a fight easily.

>>213488890
you familiar with the concept of pixels la?

>>213488912
No you couldn’t
Be quiet

>>213488897
Should get pozzed and then transfer said pozz to her neghole with your goon rocket via hitlerian rape in the style of Mansonian sexual terrorism

haven't had any drugs in 3 weeks, never gets any easier

>>213488867
My gf is 41

and yet im still fucking disgustingly obese

And the very latest from Emmett Patrick Garcin??

Artists who make industrial music are called industrialists. For example, Throbbing Gristle and Nine Inch Nails are industrialists.

I am a goose

>>213488973
TAMPA
A
M
P
A

>>213488974
dead :/

>>213488948
she a grim fat leather bag yet?

My sister is an all around trash human being.
She's starting to outlive her usefulness to me.
Honestly one of the biggest pieces of shit I ever met.
Ashamed to call her related to me.

>>213488974
locked him up and threw away the key most like

Martin Heidegger, philosopher

>>213488973
boohoo bitch nigga

>>213489024
Emmachad i kneel

>>213489024
worked with a guy at arbys that was built like this
he was our manager and would rip some kind of vape that obviously wasnt nic and get absolutely faded
sometimes slept in the freezer, but when he was on the drive thru headset he would take like 10 minutes for one order kek

>>213489047
ahaa legend

Late 2019/early 2020 this was my theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm9Da2G5HlM

I had an antagonistic energy in me back then that hasn't been replicated since.

Feeling snoozepilled and delirious

>>213489024
alri professionalwresterlad

>>213489073
it's late anon time to get in bed *tucks you in* *kisses you good night*

>>213489062
That's called growing up

any can't fucking sleep and want to die man in

>>213489100
cant sleep but love life. every day is a gift from odin

>>213489110
ur big gay

Analytic philosophy is the philosophy of soulless globohomo bugman

>>213489145
kys you pedo freak

>>213489145
corr

Any Herzog heads in

>>213489164
I majored in Analytic Philosophy

i took a wok to poland

Fucking bitch.

>>213489145
havent seen you in a while mate

catberg scrambling around and headbutting me
shes very happy but never purrs, maybe shes defective

Pulled my own braces off with pliers when i was 13 now ive got fucked up teeth and jaw. Really got to arsing my life up young

>>213489186
i am a herzog enjoyer but not an expert just a causal

>>213489249
whyd you do that then

Do you think you look better with facial hair?

>>213489271
me when i head down the local albertsons

>>213489249
didn't happen

>>213489264
Have no da and mum was a druggie, had no way to get them off properly and we didnt pay the bill. Still should have just waited

>>213489280
yeah

>>213489280
can only grow a sparse goatee and sideburns me

scully

Oliver

and Rory

and Mostyn

and Harry

and Josh

and Ross

I'm coming for you.

You think I'm dead? I'm far from it.

You're going to feel wrath like you never even contemplated.

Back from the fucking dead, I'm going to fucking destroy you all. Haunting you like a spectre. Destroying your life like a phantom.

The dark twisted evil life of Cody

babe its [4am] time for your [fire alarm], he posts on 4chan right before the loud beeps

>>213489319
shut it twerp

>>213489314
idiot

Just heading to the albertsons

in australia if you see a holden commodore there is a 100% chance that they're going to rev their engine and generally drive like a twat
what's the british equivalent of that?

>>213489165
>On Friday, July 22, 1977, Lorne Acquin went to the home of his foster brother Fred Beaudoin, who was at work at the time, and killed the latter's wife Cheryl, their seven children, and a niece of theirs by bludgeoning them to death with a tire iron. Acquin also sexually molested one of the children, 10-year-old Sharon Lee Beaudoin, before killing her.[5][6] He afterward spread gasoline around the house, set it on fire, and escaped.
>>213489228
Went on vacation

right before the loud beeps and smog to inhale; china-tier thick smoke until 10AM

>>213489329
french nigger beast

>an Australian
blblblbll
hbrbhbhrqhpgqfqwkafbhbhghbrhbrhafpsf;afh;

Emmett Patrick Garcin. No job. No girlfriend. No social media... The guy would be a ghost but he’s too fat, you can’t miss him.
Apparently in love with his sister... sniffed her panties... sick shit.. They say he’s a neo nazi with schizophrenic tendencies. He obsessively posts on a Mongolian dream weaving emporium. Sounds like a fatter, dumber version of the Riddler.. has catchphrases “Love to see it.” “Pipe down kid”. These could be riddles or just the ramblings of a man on the edge of sanity... Last seen in the forests of Maple Ridge… The Canadian Rambo

pizza et la croutons tomato ketchup pizza (pepperoni pizza before you ask "what kind of pizza") for dinner

Professor Dershowitz... are you going to let me finish?

find scully distractingly beautiful but im not sexually attracted to the actress.. curious

>>213489356
nothing wrong with
fucking your sister

>>213489360
maybe it's because she's FBI, are you attracted to clarice starling as well?

>>213489356
pipe down kid

them Australian people love the
CIA and FBI (for osme reason)

>>213489380
H-he’s back

shut up Canada!

>>213489385
hello mouse man

we at /brit/ love mousey

>>213489402
>>213489385
fomyeg

The Legend of Ol’ Goof

so baby pull me holden
in your cosra or your holden
and feed me chicken chunks
in the back seat of your holden

gross!

just descimated that pizza

>>213489432
why are black "men" like this?

>>213489461
sexo

>>213489495
like what?

heh.. I dont promise things, gal...

Take me down to the paradise city

Alcoholics, the unemployed, angry loners

would love to do psychological experiements on people 70-80 years ago

would love to do psychological experiments on people 180-200 years ago
>>213489521
I am soo happy right now
it is just you seething (as per)

>>213489488
toppings?

>>213489521
all me

* &>
* | invisible dick
| my hand
ueuererrghghghueh

whats a good amount of time for a nap? always wake up feeling terrible after one

im gonna go be a rabbit for some girl in Australia Now

>>213489583
>>213489583
>>213489583

>>213489590
fucking brilliant edition

Best big cities in the UK (i've never been)
1. Edinburgh
2. Leeds
3. Belfast
4. Sheffield
5. Liverpool

so bye!!

>>213489601
gudbai

what a terrible morning

>>213489600
wrong wrong wrong

>>213489600
good bait desu