Thread 213490028

St. Michael's, Maryland edition

>>213486010
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this is the one

Two words get you automatically banned: Donald Trump

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>>213490072
Donald Trump.

burgers would anything really could be automated but having it to be made and cooked just when selling makes it hard, it would be easy to have a line making thousands of burgers and freezing them but like having a contraption to make them right then and there would probably cost more than just having a dude do it with maintenance and all that

is this the thread

>>213490049
was it really though

>>213491658
you are my thread

lets get this bread

>>213491659
Now it is

women owe me sex

>>213491704
no we don't

>>213491704
i do

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xy37JcCkG0

120 IQ would be optimistic for me. I think 110 is more likely but I'm worried that I'm overestimating myself so it could actually be 100 but I've done some really stupid things so 90 isn't out of the question either

>>213491732
this hairstyle was so ugly

i owe women sex

>>213491735
what did you score on the SAT/act?

>>213491748
no it wasn't

>>213491760
I never took one

>>213491743
every anime convention footage i see now is filled with brown fat people

>>213491787
VGH...

>>213491781
oh...umm what was the highest level of maths you passed?

>>213491781
we can take one together :3

1998 vs 2024 keeek

>>213491779
CERTIFIED hood classic

>>213491811
ended highschool with 78% in math 30-2, but I struggled to pay attention and never studied

got 96% and 98% on my english and social exams tho

>>213491840
blonde girl is cute

>>213491850
hmm probably just middle tier IQ then

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>213491658
>>213491659
the saged thread wishes it was the thread that got recycled, which wishes it was the thread that got chosen. the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. the next best time is now.

>>213491914
how they gonna feed them keeedz?

>>213491914
das RAYCISS

>>213491914
i usually buy beef jerky, ramen, and those caffeinated coconut drinks

>>213491914
this is totalitarianism thoughbeit

>>213491944
I use them on oreos and chips :(

>>213491959
das right drumph, or as I like to call him, DRUMPHLER is a natzee and he stealin dat food meant for da chillens

>>213491914
what are snap benefits

>>213491914
Any source besides this random Twitter account?

>>213491975
digital food stamps

>>213491975
food stamps

>>213491975
Formerly known as food stamps
The government pays for your food

>>213491965
sometimes chips too yeah that's gonna suck but i also use them to buy tofu, peanuts, and green tea

>>213491993
>government
white tax payers*

>>213491914
This is an infringement on my rights as an American

>>213491914
from a guy who knows a few dudes on snap and what they buy very closely: those are good bans, but far from the worst purchases i've seen snap users get

how are all you niggas on food stamps??? fr my doods?

Wtf why are so many of you on food stamps? I am too but that's beside the point

Oh snap!

me rn

>>213491965
>>213491914
>In all, waivers to restrict purchases using SNAP benefits were signed for six states. They are Louisiana, Texas, Oklahoma, Florida, Colorado, and West Virginia.

>The changes in each state are set to take effect in 2026.

Thankfully I live in the socialist utopia of California so I can keep buying garbage with my food stamps

I'm gonna borrow a bunch of money and invest it with the direction of my Singaporean girlfriend.

me rn

Watching a video of a monkey grooming a cat

how do you even get on food stamps

Mommy and Daddy pay for everything

goodnight

>>213492080
Apply online and they'll call you for a little interview

>>213492093
night bud

>>213492069
Does she speak Chinese?

Why am I so much happier than I was 3 hours ago?
I was blackpilled and angry 3 hours ago, and now I'm fine

>>213492114
i slipped some copium pills in your milk

>>213492114
Literally me

>>213492099
what are the requisites and what do they ask during the interview?

>>213492131
The requisites are your income level and your financial independence. The interview is mostly just them clarifying anything that they couldn't deduce from your application.

>>213492145
is it really that easy?

>>213492169
Yes, it's quite easy. The hardest part is scrounging up the documentation you'll need to upload (pay stubs, etc)

Just jacked off. Gonna take my meds and then take a shower. Tomorrow's gonna be a big day. First I'm going to talk to a certain someone about becoming a financial advisor. Then I'm gonna borrow a bunch of money from a lender; my gf is a former financial advisor and she's extremely knowledgeable about crypto and money and shit and she's told me she can help me turn it into a lot more money. No this isn't a scam by the way: I've already video chatted with her and we already did a small test run with $150 CAD. And even if it is a scam I'll be accredited to be a financial advisor by the end of the year and I'll be able to pay it back easily anyways. The girl and the becoming a financial advisor aren't related either. I was approached by someone looking to grow their firm and they basically pitched it to me and I talk to them again tomorrow.
>>213492106
She has a thick accent so I'd assume yes. She's a Canadian citizen tho (she's been on vacation abroad since I started talking to her and comes back in a few weeks).

That video of the crab eating the onion ring is good

>>213492197
Bro you are getting SCAMMED

>>213492209
link it

>>213492219
https://youtu.be/9mDngl11P3k?si=-sHiDGiBNSo7nmXZ

this will be my first car once I get my liscence
what was your first car and what do you drive now

>>213492237
I still don't have a car or a license (I'm 22) (my sister is three years younger and has owned two cars)

>>213492262
I'm the same age as your sister, I felt like such a retard walking to school every day while my classmates were driving past

>>213492291
I just rode the bus

>>213492197
This has to be a troll
Don't give your money to some woman on another continent who you've never met

moidbrothers how do we refute the fact that men are responsible for all the war and rape and crime and so forth

>>213492310
who cares

i love walking

>>213492310
Stop saying we're sorry WE'RE NOT SORRY

>>213492237
first car was a ford ranger my dad had
first car I bought was a honda accord
now I have a ford f150, chevy 1500 and another honda accord that I need to sell. u wanna buy it? 60k miles

>>213492310
Testosterone makes us act irrationally sometimes

i really miss her...

>>213492237
first car was a 2000 dodge stratus. current is a 1990 toyota tacoma

Not a summer fan by any stretch but it's so fucking nice to be comfortable outside at night in a t-shirt and hear the crickets chirping

>>213492237
>what was your first car and what do you drive now
That I owned? toyota echo shitbox. I learned in a rusted out yellow Nissan truck, manual.
Now? Corolla, not a shitbox yet

I drive a few different things in the work fleet:
baffling inexplicable problems: Ford
surprisingly fine in to high mileage: Chrysler
supposed to be reliable but isn't: Mazda
The Toyota and Honda reliability reputation holds up but understand that's the drivetrain. Everything around it will fall apart at the same pace as any other brand. There's a Sienna with 700,000km in the fleet still running fine. Everything inside and out is broken but it runs.

i gotta stop whacking off all the time

>>213492399
https://youtu.be/3GCrzjVdmSg

>>213492422
gen X kino

>>213492072
You better be asleep, nigga

>>213492331
>>213492341
Around 5-8 dudes at my school had trucks and I think every single one was a chevy. If I was going to buy a truck it'd probably be a Nissan Frontier, seems like it's just a Tacoma but without the Toyota tax.
>>213492361
I want to learn manual, but I'd be a complete asshole if I sold a gifted car to get something I don't even know how to drive yet and could potentially destroy the transmission of.

>>213492443
I got at least 2 more hours in me

Damn, look at these asian bois go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqx1xf6d9ZE

>>213492462
benefit to ford and chevy is they're so common that parts are cheap and everyone knows how to fix them. idk I know a guy who got a nissan frontier but it seemed chintzy, I didn't care for it but whatever. he's a mechanic so he can fix it on his own, I have no idea bout their reliability compared to the other trucks.

Fellas I’m going bald. Shit sucks, I do not recommend it. I was never especially attractive but this is the nail in the coffin. My guess is I’ll only get a third the pussy I used to get (0 x 0.33 = 0)

>>213492408
whacking off all the time just makes you boring. that's the worst effect of it. 8 hours go by and you have zero new anecdotes, new thoughts, anything. you don't wanna be a boring guy who has nothing to talk about, zero topics he can interact with meaningfully.

>>213492518
finasteride check?

>>213492518
ask your doctor about finasteride

>>213492556
dutasteride is better

.....

>>213492556
isn't that girl hormones or something

>>213492548
>>213492556
>finasteride check?
Yeah I’m on the stuff. Admittedly only 2 months in. But a miraculous recovery will be required at this point. Like Tom Brady in that Super Bowl comeback against the Falcons. I guess I’m simply too masculine for hair. This is the cope I’m prepared to tell myself.

>>213492572
no it doesnt make you troon out

?!?

>>213492569
why does it say squelch in the middle of that dark spot

>>213492491
GO TO SLEEP

i aint even tired nigga

fuckin casual

Beethoven Virus DDR Level Asian

>>213492422
why these niggas wanna eat so many damn peaches anyways smdh

*bop*

Furry Genocide

this nigga gay

>>213492674
based

furry yifficide

Damn, ai knows us too well.

>>213492704
>Big Chungus next
Wtf no I like Big Chungus

>>213492694
shit, you know this thread would get 6 million replies too. just slap gio or some other retarded bitch on it

>>213492694
tell it to make a thread about peaches

meeOWWWWW!

>>213491914
G R A P E
D R A N K

I have to admit that I feel a sense of superiority when people post twitter screenshots and I have no idea who any of the featured influencers are.

>>213492779
Brazil mentioned.

>>213492778
I fucking hate how 4chan is practically only this now. Just a series of Twitter screen caps and their reactions.

>>213492778
Same. Last night people were talking about crumbl cookies and lubu-somethings and I had no fucking clue what any of it meant.

>>213492834
Maybe one day the mods will have the balls to ban Twitter screencaps

>>213492801
>NO ANIME
Fuck off stupid robot, 2D>>>>>>>>>>3D every goddamned time.

>>213492758
pearl davis had a homeless black boyfriend

>>213492758
That's how broken people are. That pride in engagement is considered grifting

>>213492758
I think it's time to face the facts. For all the people complained about movie and TV celebrities back in the day, it was 100 million times better than this shit. These people make me a nihilist

>>213492903
Chudettes be like

I jerk off to jury nullification videos. If I could teleport my own asshole GONE and it be teleported inside somebody else’s asshole I would do it in a heartbeat. Imagine my asshole inside your asshole. Then I would eat so many crabapples like a little friend squirrel but could never ever shit due to jury nullification.

evens i stay up
odds i go to eep

my mom keeps trying to shill quake to my korean exchange student friend

>>213492214
>>213492304
If I do get scammed I'll figure it out. This is too big a chance to lose.

>>213492994
why does your mom care about quake

>>213493007
i don't know I think its mid but she compares every modern game to it

She's also proved that she's familiar with my city and she's a real person from my area at least.

Bros I’m fucking Yugioh. I’m every character from Yugioh and I’m gay. I’m chinese McGay. How do I say “ching chong” in chinese?

You can have one meal for the rest of your life, what do you choose? It will give you all the nutrients necessary to live.

>>213493082
A tall glass of spicy liquid cheese sauce

>>213493082
poop

I don't think girls taste in games evolve they just like whatever they were first exposed to. For example my cousin only plays zelda games and dirt bike / quad racing games

>>213493082
Costco hoddog (plain).

So, basically I will find out soon if I'm getting scammed LOL. I'm hedging on "not" as naïve that must sound.

>>213493082
Human breast milk from the source. The implication of course being that the milk will be available wherever I go, meaning I will be able to suck on any breasts of any woman I see at will and they will lactate, as there is no other means to provide my request without this being available to me

>>213493065
I like your posts you gay lil goofball

>>213493082
PEOPLE

Sorry I had a outburst

>>213493127
I love you !

>>213493141
>>213493082
homunculus

im having an attack

>>213493186
fight back

>>213493203
i cant

Twist your hips, crane your neck

Sometimes I have to sneeze but I can’t quite sneeze, so I think of porn and it makes me sneeze. Looking “at” the sun does it to, achoo.

>>213493211
what is attacking you

need to brush my brown rotten teeth but im sleepy

>>213493251
go to bed peanut

>>213493242
the demons in my head

>>213493186
You’re safe I promise

>>213493238
why does sam not do more stuff with frank instead of hanging out with his unfunny wigger squad

Is it true that hanging by your penis for a half hour per day will make it grow

Sick and tired of Canadian smoke
Sick and tired of Canadians making their problems ours

Didn't know Scooby Doo is supposed to be a great dane

>>213493257
but my teeth

>>213491914
HOLY FUCKING BASED
/fit/ won

>>213493273
you're stronger than them, you'll make it through

>>213493294
frank is to uppity, and sam can't abide niggas that don't submit to his alpha gorilla status. his zoomer twink harem may be unfunny but they constantly stroke his ego simply by being small and weak and obviously trying to mimick him

>>213491914
Do NOT search food stamp haul on twitter

>>213491975
Supplementary Nutrition Access Program aka food stamps

>>213493276
i dont feel safe

>>213491914
My local pot shop has a no SNAP card sign. Kek idiots tried using food stamps to buy weed so many times they had to put up a sign.

>>213493323
you really think god wouldn't design teeth to grow back? go to bed

>>213493339
I'm going to tariff your posts

>>213491984
cute

>>213493375
I'm a satanist

>>213493393
well that implies you also believe in god

>>213493405
we dont

>>213493345
The only thing that ever helps me is getting somewhere comfortable and trying to take very deep very slow breaths.

>>213493425
dont tell me you're one of those cringe new age satanists whos just an atheist lampooning the bible

brushing your teeth is letting the trolls win

I thought about becoming a satanist but instead I’m just an agnostic, which is a profoundly boring thing to be.

>>213493448
dont tell me you are some christian straggot

I am so angry and sad, I want to die.

>>213492569
>>213492617
>>213492660
Seek professional help.

>>213493484
Ok

gay men make better fathers than straight ones

i wasn't a skater boy

>>213493523
i guess you're guaranteed to not be an incel that way

>>213493523
>raping your kid makes you a better father
umm

>>213493533
straights molest more than gays

>>213493495
And now they stole my eagle!

>>213493556
Everyone on 4chan was molested and now we’re all gay

gonna poo

beautiful song
https://youtu.be/1hnRTfzbT_s

gay men suck dick

men are naturally gay you have been groomed since birth into believing the opposite

>>213493612
chat is this true

>>213493589
This
F*CK gay men

men are naturally trans women you have been groomed since birth into believing the opposite

>>213493629
Um...I'm not into that

it's 2 am here

Time for a fun poll!

>https://strawpoll.com/NoZrz7B1pZ3
>https://strawpoll.com/NoZrz7B1pZ3
>https://strawpoll.com/NoZrz7B1pZ3

>>213493652
its 4am in the real world

this dude is like a jewish wizard holy shit

keylogger in link
do not click

>>213493657
oh I don't live there

>>213493556
That's actually not true. The only reason that appears to be true is because they don't count cases where the perpetuator is explicitly gay as a gay molestation.
If all male-on-male molestation cases were counted as "gay," the raw numbers would likely show a higher proportion of male victims relative to the prevalence of homosexuality (roughly 2-4% of men). For example, some studies estimate that 25-35% of child sexual abuse victims are male, which is higher than the proportion of gay men in the population.

>>213493689
>don't count cases where the perpetuator is explicitly gay as a gay molestation.

is NOT explicitly gay

>>213493689
>>213493699
straggot cope

>>213493652
And she says baby it's 3 AM i must be lonely

>>213493708
bet you smell vaguely like poop

>>213493721
bet you wouldnt survive my curse dont push me

I'm depressed because I read the blog of someone I loved and it turned out to be a piece of shit, and since I'm a queer inside, I'm tearing pieces of skin off myself. What are you guys doing?
https://litter.catbox.moe/yki39kupxjj1pvmv.jpg

Didn't know that some animals like the tuatara still have a third eye

>>213493758
I saw a hopping maggot for the first time yesterday felt sick to my stomach

calling it a night

>>213493638
Once you realize all women are just men with micropenises, everything they do makes sense

>>213493803
Once you realize all men are just women with elongated clits, everything they do makes sense

I think one of these days I'll end up killing myself.

>>213493835
do you do parkour or something

Having your genitals tucked on the inside of your body is such coward shit. Women are fags. We men literally let our shit dangle and swing. Such a sigma gigachad move in comparison.

>>213493858
I'd probably jump out of a building.

i dont need my balls i want them removed

>>213493885
You should become a girl

Imagine laying on your bed while your japanese girlfriend gently sucks your balls for an hour and a half

>>213493906
fuck off fag

South Park was never really that funny
That 70s Show wasn't funny at all

>>213493912
Are you the same anon? I bet you’d be such a pretty girl.

i want popeyes

>>213493940
i bet you would make a good splat when you jump off a building

>>213493975
*glomps you* :3

If you died, do you think anyone would miss you? I think my mother would, but my friends would forget about me after a couple of weeks, and I don't have many friends anyway.

>>213494062
i don't have friends

>>213494062
ideally i want to die in my 70's

>>213494062
Yes and that's the only reason

https://youtu.be/0GWge-smHqY
thread theme

you know what
i want KFC
haven't had it in over a year

>>213494133
trash

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/sQXPiv3Enxc?si=rR0LqJXM82idzDBE

i hate thinking about the future

lots of negative energy in this thread tonight

>>213494252
i cursed this thread

>>213494252
Life is worthless, so it's okay to be negative and wait for death.

>>213494321
ive never seen a sadder mexican

>>213494421
Everything is fake, one day I will die and everything will be for nothing.

>>213494442
You can't be sure of that

>>213494474
I am very sure, nothing is fair, suffering is for nothing, but it's okay, one day I'll die and there will be no more pain, there will be nothing.

Stayed up all night award

I have arisen
I will now drink not one but two covfefes and then it is arm day

So momberg just refused to buy me something yikes!

jason BTFO
https://youtu.be/_j56IiLqZ9U

>>213491914
Got what I voted for again

>>213497467
You voted to punish poor black kids what's wrong with you

>so anon, what do you think about my boyfriend?
what's the correct response to this

>>213498817
fuck off

>>213498817
Depends, is he hot?

I want to disclaim that I don't plan on getting in a relationship with men or really feel romantic attraction to men I know IRL. I ideally want to have had sex only with my wife, if I ever get married.
I do suck my own dick though, and I enjoy it for having a dick in my mouth. I also tend to note guys' attractivenes even though I don't actually want to do anything with them, at least I don't think. I feel like I might be into pegging or some shit when I eventually start having sex. And I kinda like dick in some abstract sense that I don't think I want to act on. Does this mean I'm a faggot? Does it matter?

>>213499699
You're bisexual but prefer the opposite sex like 60% of the population

>>213499699
just get a dildo

>>213499699
fag

>try playing civ 6 using competitive league ruleset on deity difficulty
>all it is is rushing towards a science victory because its 2x speed but movement speed stays the same so you can out tech any units the enemy might send toward you before they even arrive
>eras last like 20 turns
>no tech or civic feels like it matters
why do espurts ruin literally every single thing it touches

Day 2 noporn

>>213492310
> how do we refute the fact that men are responsible for all the war and rape and crime and so forth
women love that stuff more than men do

>>213493082
water

they will all die in 4 years

>>213501419
tranny

Alot is made of Indians in Canada but not nearly enough is said about the endless sea of Latinx in America.

Pigeons have no survival instinct

drinking covfefe

>>213501641
Me too
Columbian blend

>>213501628
why would he assume he is going to get attacked though it's just another bird lmao it's not like it's a lion

>>213501820
It's a kestrel, birds of prey have a different outline that birds that are pretend in should recognize

I had to get my ass out of bed but my ass was so fat it was in another timezone *starts twerking* *chimp sounds* *clapping* *someone plays tiktok meme songs on phone with full volume speaker*

>>213501916
*Preyed on

>>213501628
crazy how nature be like dat

>>213501916
doves are the dumbest they literally collect a couple of sticks and call it a nest

>>213501628
The look on the kestrels face lol feels like looney tunes

>>213502001
Pigeons are doves. They're all in the Columbae family

>Did you seriously masturbate to my naked body?
>>Yes.

>>213502042
*Columbidae

>>213502154
trans people love those games

NEW
>>213502183

>>213501628
Rock doves were effectively domesticated but aren't really kept anymore. So they retain all of the negatives of domestication in the wild without the benefits