Thread 213495254

You are set to inherit 20 million USD (or its equivalent in your currency), on the condition that you transform into an Indian male and have to live as one for the rest of your life in your country. Do you take the offer?

>>213495254 (OP)
Yes. It's not that I get any pussy as a white male either.

Yes, but I immediately throw away the inheritance and go live in the worst part of India. I need a challenge, I am sick of tutorial mode.

>>213495254 (OP)
I'm already well off so no thanks. Probably a tempting offer for people who aren't me though.

I'd take it but I'd move to India. I certainly wouldnt wanna live in the west with constant JBW reminder

being an indian male is an upgrade from being a pinoy man

>>213495254 (OP)
People who ask questions like this have never experienced poverty.

>>213495254 (OP)
Take a wild guess

>>213495254 (OP)
Mlecchás, especially cumskins can never be Indians. I'm sorry.
>His head was so bald and his forehead so broad it was as if God had intentionally made them thus to inscribe (as on a copper plate) the vast number of sins he had committed. The color of his beard, his eyebrows, his very lashes was yellower than an ox's urine-it was almost as if even the color black had shunned him in fear of being stained by his bad reputation. Horrible was his speech, like the cry of wild birds, for it lacked cerebrals; indeed, all his phonemes were impure, impure as his leprosy-laden complexion. . . . He had what looked like skin disease, so ghastly white he was, whiter than bleached cloth, whiter than the snow of the region where he was born."
Your very soul is too impure to reside in an Indian body.

>>213495254 (OP)
No

>>213495993
kek. Love this copypasta.