Thread 213495870

3 WILD Facts About Japanese Eggs

>>213495870 (OP)
>very short expiration date
>two weeks

>>213495870 (OP)
What happens if you have eggs from different farms inside the same box? Do they have a group photo with all the farmers that produced each egg?

>>213495870 (OP)
I eat raw eggs all the time and some still have bird shit on the shells. Never been sick, all of this sounds like a liad of rubbish

>>213495977
You don't?

>>213495870 (OP)
the amount of times I've heard Japanese people and visit ass licking foreigners saying how only in Japan you can eat raw eggs has given me cancer

>>213495870 (OP)
You can eat raw eggs here too, must be a yank thing

>>213496235
Now that I think about it Germany and Japan have this exact same stereotype
>Did you know that in Germany | Japan we do x
>We don't do that in Germany | Japan !!

>>213496410
Did you know that in Norway we do this too?

>>213495870 (OP)
Eggs :-ㅣ
Eggs, Japan :-0

>>213496984
This meme has gotten so old it's now this:
Eggs :l
Eggs Japan >:(

>>213495870 (OP)
WOW SO QUIRKY! JAPAN IS BASED!

>>213495870 (OP)
unknown fact: japanese eggs are made to get fertilized by white sperms

>>213495870 (OP)
>We wash the eggs because we are retarded
>We wash the eggs because we are retarded
>We have advertisement on the cartons no other country does that
WOW BRAVO JAPAN

>>213495870 (OP)
What's the point of the plastic. Theyre literally in a shell to keep them clean

>>213495895
I don't buy anything non durable at mass market stores but I've taken my White trash coworkers to shitty big box stores buy groceries a few times have literally seen the same case of eggs in the refrigerator 2 months after they arrived and had to talk them out of buying them. Fresh eggs at the local Japanese market were cheaper per case and even the no habla inglesh Mexican supermarkets had better eggs.

>>213497087
germaphobes retards, because the egg white touches the shell when cracking it open

Eating raw egg is qualification of true firstie
Kneel to us you firstie pretenders
Tap water ?? Yes we can drink it of curse

>>213495870 (OP)
I'd rather swallow her hapa eggs.

>>213495870 (OP)
Eggs are such a God food

>>213496025
Do you eat the white too? I just eat the yolks

>>213495870 (OP)
>eggs
:/
>eggs, japan
:O

>>213496984
>>213497022
>Eggs
:O o o o
:| o o
:O o o
:| o
:O o
:|

>>213502360
>When there is only a single drop of sub-saharan african sperm left

>girls
:/
>hapanese girls
:O

>>213495870 (OP)
Raw clear is disgusting, only yolk is edible when raw.

>>213502880
fuck was the point of this viddy?

>>213502880
I dislike how the clean and hard shiny colors make everything seem cheap and mass-produced

>>213495870 (OP)
why do the Japanese treat some very mundane, universal things common across the planet as if they were quirky and and quirky?
everyone eats eggs and 2 weeks is pretty standard
it's the same with jerking off to 4 seasons, whole continents have them

>>213495870 (OP)
>>213496235
>>213502880
What exactly is it about Japan that causes such a wide variety of shameless ass-licking from such disparate groups of people? I don't think there is another country in the world that will have Neo-nazis, jeets, American blacks, soyboys, troons and moslems worshipping and defending it together the way Japan does.

>>213495870 (OP)
white women ruined japan

>>213502880
wait, it's just noodles? no soup or sauce?

>>213503213
That's the power of anime.

>>213502360
>>213495870 (OP)
This reminds me of that lesbian JAV where they snowball a egg yolk

the heat from her tongue cooks the egg

>>213496025
you can tell this poster doesn't live in a country with 4(four) seasons lmao

>>213503159
>it's the same with jerking off to 4 seasons, whole continents have them
I hope you someday will know what true spring is like.

>>213503703
>Japs thinks jungle summer is any good
No joke, they are one of the most boring races in the world, they even do zumba clases in total silence like weird introverts.
These yellow mf need Jesus.

>>213502880
this shit is so stupid, its like half a bite of just noodles per bowl the fuck

>>213495870 (OP)
meh most of these sound like common sense rather than wild facts. were japs touching all the eggs before you put them in sealed containers?

>>213503857
you need clrealy distinct seasons

>>213504404
clrealy distinct seasons=seasonal trees

>>213504497
It's not just about physical things.

>>213495977
How is this NOT a good trait for a woman

>>213495870 (OP)
how to fertilize Japanese eggs?

>>213502834
Kek

>most countries*
*includes: america, maybe canada, mehico

>>213496285
yank eggs have some protective layer removed due to liquid cancer they inject into chickens so they have to be refridgeated or however you spell that

>>213503703
I do

>>213495870 (OP)
you could still poke a syringe and eject your cum into an egg with the customer being none the wiser though, has anyone done that?

>>213503159
>>213503703
>4 seasons
>half of the country doesnt even get snow

>>213495870 (OP)
gross

>>213503292
I hate anime but i still love japan

>>213495870 (OP)
>egg
*tamago