>Can you use the bathroom? I don't know, can you?

>>213501001 (OP)
Kek

>>213501001 (OP)
not really most of the time, shower's broken too

>>213501001 (OP)
I hated hearing that cringe shit back in school. I bet you money if I got up and took a piss, the teacher would of flipped shit.

>>213501001 (OP)
Could I take a shit?

I never asked I just left the classroom without saying a word whenever I needed to take a shit

>>213501001 (OP)
Did Americans really have hall monitors and hall passes and all that

well? can you
i sure can!

>>213501001 (OP)
Yes, I can
*leaves*

>>213501132
not at my school, but OP’s situation happened daily. fucking smug faggots. i even had a french teacher who would do the same shit, but in French

>>213501132
Not my school

>You won't need any of this in real life? This *is* real life, punk.

>>213501209
>Yeah, well in real life I can use a calculator.

>>213501001 (OP)
>teacher stops the lesson and randomly starts talking about their personal problems for 20 minutes
In your country?

>>213501132
One of my teachers in middle school made us use a bathroom pass, I guess to make sure only one person was outside of the classroom at a time. We didn't have hall monitors and if we did they probably would've been bullied mercilessly.

>>213501338
>The classroom is literally falling apart due to an earthquake and we are currently sliding into the east wall? Heh, you think I'll just accept any excuse won't you?

>>213501520
Made me lol

>>213501421
9th grade.

History teacher wouldn't stop bragging about how he left the school his parents enrolled him, and went to a different school to prove a point. Wouldn't stop talking about his former school he used to work, and such. He was kinda of an asshole, and didn't learn much from him.

Pretty sure I accidently ratted him out when one of the higher management asked me how's he doing.

>>213501421
that's where the teachers pet comes in clutch and wastes the entire class till the bell rings

>>213501001 (OP)
Apparently not.
*psshhhhhhhhhhh*
Clean it up janny.

>>213501577
>Why don't YOU teach the class then. Come on!

>>213501001 (OP)
every morning there was a teacher who'd force the same fucking joke whenever someone was late
>why were you late?
>"I slept in"
>you slept in what?
>"my bed"
>and why does that make you late?
it was registration class with a big mix of students so he would do this almost every day

>>213501831
>because I had to get my ass out of bed but my ass was so fat it was in another timezone *starts twerking* *chimp sounds* *clapping* *someone plays tiktok meme songs on phone with full volume speaker*

>>213501001 (OP)

>who drew this swastika on the blackboard? This isn't funny

>>213501987
>stop laughing!>>213501987

>>213501001 (OP)
Total Teacher Death

>>213501884
no no no no *WHEEZE*

>teacher breaks down in the middle of the class and leaves without a word

>>213502105
kek I remember the little shits in my class made our Math teacher have a melty, literally started crying and stormed off

>>213502105
>teacher breaks it down in the middle of the class and leaves without a word

>>213502105
God that is horrifying to witness.

>>213502105
Had this happen one time. Someone called her in class and started crying and left without saying a word

>>213502105
That's just a rite of passage for every substitute teacher.

>>213502105
jej

>>213501001 (OP)
"Yes I can use the bathroom. I will now use the bathroom."
*goes to the bathroom*

>>213502105
Yup.

That happens

>>213501421
I remember that some book we had to read in middle school mentioned purposefully asking the teachers leading questions to make them talk about their personal life and waste lesson time. We then spent the next months doing that all the time during every lesson.
Good times. Horrible for our education, but it was pretty funny at the time.

>>213502211
Teacher in our school did that after one class bantered her too hard when her pet died

>>213502476
she explained how something worked and then left?

>>213502511
I misread I am VERY sorry about this

>>213502105
I remember it happening in our music class. We were shit at singing some old patriotic song, so the teacher broke down saying how people in Belarus (she was Belarussian) are more patriotic about Poland than we are, and stormed out.
It was weird back then, but it's even weirder now thinking back about it.

>>213501001 (OP)
When I was in middle school, one of the gas canisters blew up in the art room. I was in Spanish class which was down the hall. Apparently our teacher saw the gas coming down the hall and just bolted out of the room and left without saying a word. Luckily the gas was completely harmless but it left white clouds everywhere

>>213501132
not at my school, but we also had prostitutes hanging out in the bathrooms so maybe we shouldve

>>213502566
What was a gas canister doing in an art room?

>>213502211
dance is probably one of the only subjects a mute could teach tbf

>>213502538
How does it feel to be out-Englished by a non-Englishman?

>>213501421
Oh yeah, that was pretty common.

>>213501932
BAZA

>Yes Brazil is much better team than Argentina, and I'm going to pick on all of you now for the rest of the year even though this is just sports because i'm an ego tripping manchild.

>>213501421
in middle school, we had a recurring sub who went on a lengthy explanation about how she got raped and then trapped into marriage with the rapist for many years. i'm not really sure why she thought she would garner meaningful sympathy from seventh graders

>>213501421
Every woman teacher I had. I vividly remember my kindergarten teacher ranting to a bunch of 5 year olds about her fiance.

>teacher suddenly gets very intense about politics out of nowhere

I had a drama teacher in high school who went on a half hour monologue about how black men love to date outside their race but only marry other blacks. This keeps the negative behaviours outside of their group.

>Alright class, you have 30 seconds to find a partner

>>213503076
Hated this shit

>>213503076
what happens if I can't find a partner in 30 seconds?

>>213503076
then you shoot a glance at your one "friend" but he's already partnered with someone else

>>213503138
For the really autistic kids in my classes growing up, the teacher would be their partner

>>213503076
>And no, you can't partner with yourself.

god school was SO fucking useless bros. I wish my parents were enlightened enough to homeschool me, but they are turbo NPCs.

>>213503076
>odd number of students in the class
>have to pair up with the teacher

>Yes of course Algebra II will be very useful throughout your adult life.
>Now go waste your sunday afternoon studying that crap or you'll be doomed for life

>>213502092
Literacy shiteracy

>>213501520
KEK

>>213503076
>group of 3 girls ask if they can all be partners
>"No, one of you has to pair with anon"
> "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

>>213503076
>Oh anon you didnt find a partner haha you really need to be more socially skilled. I dont care that the class is not divisible by two lol

>>213501001 (OP)
>>213501421
>>213502105
>>213502755
>>213502900

Crazy how this experience is common across 3 different continents ane multiple different languages and education systems and yet the experience is still the same. Are teachers just AI automaton models that governments unleash on kids in schools?

>>213502594
How old were the prostittutes?

>>213503628
I was thinking the same thing. Did they all get the same fucking rulebook from the jews or something

>>213503628
>>213503651
what's even weirder is how we all knew the "S" before internet. maybe we were always pretty connected

>Haha Anon you always got an A in the math exams but you were bored in my class because i always repeated the same for the stupid cunts in row 1 and also you drew robots in your notebooks so im giving you a C haha
>These stupid cunts in row 1? Oh I will give them a B because they always "participated"
Behead women teachers in my cuntree.
Now i studied differential geometrie in uni and i would mathmog that stupid roastie whore

>>213501001 (OP)
>why yes i have a personal vendetta against a 13 years old

>>213501001 (OP)
in my country, the most typical line from a teacher is to say
>are you children of darkness?
when instructing students to turn on the lights or draw the curtains open when the classroom is dark, a very random idiom that is used nowhere else but in classrooms across the country for generations

>>213503492
retard

>>213503425
atleast the teacher didnt add you in to the most retarded group to make up for the differences

>>213502566
>our teacher saw the gas coming down the hall and just bolted out of the room and left without saying a word

Your teacher wanted to kill everybody in the class except himself. That's why none of you were informed.

>>213503076
>no luck finding a group anon? how about you team up with stacy and becky over there
>they roll their eyes and sigh with half annoyance half disgust upon hearing it
>long walk towards the table that feels like an eternity

>>213503744
This doesn't happen in any school. Grades were given based on performance, and you get a "behaviour" grade, which affects nothing, next to your actual grade. G(ood), S(astisfactory), and B(ad).

>>213502755
sounds based

>>213502594
literally impossible to suffer in PARADISErica

>that one fat kid that would watch porn on his phone in class
Keep in mind this was back in the java phone era, so he was watching like 10-20 grainy 144p pixels shuffling around the screen. Wonder what happened to him.

>>213505855
I remember a fatty autist in high school who would always come back from the bathroom smelling weird like fish, people just assumed these were his jerk off breaks

>>213505526
except prostitution is literal legal in CHADzil

>>213501421
Yeah but I'm glad for one because it redpilled me hard at an early age. She talked about her exciting ex bf who ghosted her and how lame her husband is by comparison. Kek

>>213503076
This is honestly fucked up. Socially inhibited people are persecuted since childhood

>Stacy teacher gets annoyed at you for asking question about the assignment

>>213501132
In middle school we had hall and locker passes but it was a small private school
In high school we didn't have any of that since it was a public school

>>213504412
Every incel chud knows this experience well

>be American
>Kids are well aware of the dangers of school shooters here
>I am always alone at lunch
>2 stacies get scared i may turn into a school shooter
>They invite me to sit with them to prevent that
>It would be too awkward for all of us, so i just decline

>>213501001 (OP)
I raise my hand for a full minute
The teacher feels obligated to ask
I openly declare to the entire classroom that I am going to take a piss
I get up, push my chair back to the desk and walk to the door
Everyone else is awkward
I close the door with the might of Hercules
Best piss in a while

>>213507050
fumbled stacy hangout

>"The bell doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you"

best thread in the catalog

>>213503580
>>213504412
You didn't have to remind me.

>>213503076
Alright now class we are getting into groups for this assignment. No you cant team up with anyone you choose. I'll assign the groups.

Anon you get teamed up with shy Goblina, low iq Stacy and chad.

>>213501132
They tried it very briefly when I was in elementary school but it didn't last long before they scrapped the "hall monitor" program

I used to secretly pour hot sauce on the teacher's chair before our female teachers took a seat. We called the victims the Spice Girls

>>213501132
Yes, my public middle school had them, although not hall monitors. You took a pass to go to the bathroom.
My high school also required teachers to give you a signature on a piece of paper or something if you wanted to to anywhere and random faculty would ask for it if they just saw you as a student walking in the hallway.

>>213501421
or this. she nailed everything https://youtu.be/MIQ8Uuroi94

>>213507261
I honestly think that teachers are only some levels lower than people like public servants in the sense that part of the reason they hold their jobs is because they are psychopaths who desire to feel superior and acquire a position of authority towards the people who are forced to interact with them

>>213507261
I'll throw my desk at his stupid face.

>>213503425
we had secret santa in school and like five years in a row i was picked by the teacher. i had to look at kids get each other video games and action figures while i sat there with a fucking pencil case

You can try

What does it mean when girls call you cute

I'm a failed normie, so I can't empathize with many of you.

>>213501421
In 7th grade french class someone drew a stickman with tits and a cock on the board before class and the teacher spent the entire 90 minute period talking about transvestites in reaction to it

>>213501132
Yeah, in my university we needed a pisspass

>shhh hehe, shhhh! anon is coming, quiet

>>213508279
>>In 7th grade french class someone drew a stickman with tits and a cock on the board before class and the teacher spent the entire 90 minute period talking about transvestites in reaction to it
I wonder if he posts on this site.

>>213501001 (OP)
>mfw English teacher gets pregnant again and lessons get suspended for months

>gym teacher
>hes fat

>>213508279
Well, what did he say?

>>213504412

elementary school preaches about multiculturalism and complains about the men vs women paygap

>>213501001 (OP)
My art teach from secondary high was brutalized, murdered, and severed into pieces

https://nld.com.vn/phap-luat/tu-hinh-ke-giet-da-man-co-giao-truong-colette-20120426010932907.htm

>>213501421
You know students do this on purpose right? You ask weird ass leading questions that you don't actually care about to take up time so less material is covered and everyone can kick back.
Most teachers love to yap, they just want an excuse.

>>213507261
Fucking hell

>>213504412
Never happened to me, since I attended an all-boys school.

>>213501132
That's more of an 80s/90s thing

My main teacher for our class fucking died and i was the only one who didnt go to his funeral kek

>>213504412
whenever this happened to me I would end up doing everything on my own, which was a win-win situation really since I didn't like teamwork

>>213508169
It means your chances are over

>>213508757
Reminds me of the time everyone but me pitched in for the teacher's birthday present and then the class singled me out as the only person refusing to take part, cunts

>>213507050
Being the loner who wears black was pretty fun. No one fucked with you and they stepped out of your way in line. The administration always followed me around and tried to suspend me for dumb shit but the kids didn’t give me problems.

Once the school wanted to do some weird ass event for Girl's Day where men dress up as girls and dance at school assembly, we must have been 15 or something. I straight up told the teacher that I'm not interested in faggotry and they let me stay out of it kek.
Should have just nodded my head and then skipped school that day desu, but that was my greatest moment.

>>213501421
my french teacher would tell us about how Jesus used to ride with dinosaurs and the ark of noah was real and you could see proof of that in the tree lines

>>213508437
She overanalyzed the anatomy of the drawing and talked about them existing I think. At the time the time the extent of our knowledge on transgenders was "haha Conchita Wurst is a man with tits isn't that whacky haha" do it kinda fell on deaf ears

>>213509909
based, she is educating and spreading awareness of real life abominations.

what you do with the information is your will

>>213508279
Least obsessed chud
>>213508619
Most normal vietnamese story
>>213509117
Most normal polish story

>>213504473
IN GERMANY in grades 1-10 your grade is half exam performance and half participation in class

>>213510801
She was a lefty doe

>gym class
>we're doing rolls and spins and cartwheels and shit
>I keep fucking up monumentally
>teacher decides to single me out and make the whole class circle around me until I get it right
>this goes on for 20 minutes or so

>PE teacher is a creep

>>213511078
Born true chud that was psyop'd by social circumstances

>>213511278
>PE teacher gets caught cheating with a student's mom
he was in our class too

>>213511278
>europeans calling natural attraction creep

america won

also had a teacher who went through a depressive state and "became' gay and got sacked. It was a christian missionary school.

>>213511397
it's what the girls called him mmkay?

>duuuuude my class is like EXTREMELY hard and most students fail. i'm a shitty professional and proud of it.
Is this just a Brazil thing or professors in other countries are like this too?

>>213502105
>28 year old female professor randomly has one class where her voice sounds like she's about to burst into tears at any moment

>>213503389
same.

Every month, I have a nightmare that I failed senior year of high school and have to do it all over again. I'm 24.

>>213503529
thank you german bro

>>213511278
this happened at my high school, but it was the teacher that was teaching us CISCO computer shit

>>213511556
this is definitely a thing here in the US

>in high school
>old math teacher starts raging and yelling at a guy for eating a piece of bread while listening to his lecture

>>213508306
>university
Why the hell would one require such a thing from an adult?

One time my geography teacher mentioned the country "Letônia" (Latvia in Portuguese) and I mean my smart ass corrected her saying it was "Lituânia" (Lithuania).

I genuinely had never heard of Latvia and I was a kid who memorized flags and capitals for fun

I remember in Spanish class the teacher asked me how to say, " what is your name?" in Spanish. I didn't know, so he started yelling, throwing shit around, calling me a retard.

>>213501421
>>213509251
I had one who liked ancient aliens and another one that talked about 9/11 conspiracies and exorcisms (demons are real, why wouldn't they be, the catholic church is really old and stuff).

Middle and high school teachers aren't the brightest

>>213512868
do you live in rural backwater shitville?

>>213501034
>would of

>>213512950
Idk piss pass has always been a thing and we need to buy it before the semester starts

>DER LEHRER BEENDET DEN UNTERRICHT UND NICHT DIE GLOCKE

>>213503170
classic

>>213513641
Why does he have a wand

I had an art teacher who loved modern art like Pablo Picasso and was also very right-wing (he praised the Brazilian military regime and played Hitler speeches in class), truly a bizarre combination

>>213506407
A non honors civics teacher was like this

>>213507261
Now that's actually me.

>>213513709
>he didn't go to wizard class
lol. lmao even

>>213513887
To clarify he didn't straight up defend Nazism (that would be a crime in Brazil), it was more of a "this guy can make very good speeches" but combined with his other beliefs it was kinda sus

>>213508728
how was the gaysex

>>213504412
>group project
>ok we all know how this goes; fuck off, leave me alone, I will brief you on the presentation 10 minutes before class on the day of

>>213513016
well, at least you're half the world away

you'd be surprised how often Polish and Finnish people are shocked to find out that Latvia exists and isn't Lithuania

>Just because I didn't assign any homework for tonight that doesn't mean you should stop practicing

>>213513887
>>213514118
>Sanest Art teacher

>>213507261
kek, I once started eating right after the bell rang, and the teacher completely exploded and went on a five-minute rant about how ill-mannered I am o algo

>>213513016
We also call it Letonia

>>213501421
every history teacher ever on every lesson

>>213515024
Could you please not dox me? Thanks

>there are like three male teachers in the entire elementary school
>one of them was an old man who was a legend within the school for his sense of humour and laid-backness
>got hyped up to have him as my teacher
>get him in grade 6
>within a month of the school year's start his throat cancer takes a turn for the worse and he has to take time off for treatment
>never hear about him again for the rest of my time in elementary
>find out in grade 10 (second year of high school) that he died the year before from a kid who was in grade 9 and they had an assembly about it

>>213508974
I didnt get to be a loner in basic school because I was one of the smartest in class so I had a following group wanting my help on stuff like passing them answers during tests, despite being a quiet weirdo

>>213514874
based BRGR alliance

>>213501421
my history teacher did this and spent 30 minutes ranting about how her husband was having an affair with a stripper. everyone in the class had the same face on as the guy in your pic

>>213511144
I wish PE educations here were fun. Mine were always the teacher just dumping the kids on the school's sports field with some balls to kick around, at most sometimes we had to learn sports rules

>>213501421
>Physics professor stops the lecture to talk about Jinn

>>213511397
its creepy if they act on it

>>213515982
PE classes i mean

>>213513561
bait

>>213511278
This happened with all my PE teachers. Another non PE teacher went to Thailand and when he showed us the pics half of them were of female asses

>teacher stands on the desk and starts larping the dead poet society

>based Latin teacher gets fired for complaining about a (medically) retarded kid on facebook
>all the kids get mad because she would pass us without any effort and the new replacement Latin teacher was a tryhard
>half the class failed because nobody was studying up until that point

Did you guys ever have chuds in the class?

For history, we had an Italian teacher, who would always talk about how bad WW2 was and the evil stuff Italy did.

Kids in the class would always argue Hitler had the right ideas and that the Holocaust was exaggerated. I don't think this could ever happen in Europe, in that kids could argue about what was being taught or have a different opinion than the curriculum. Then again, the younger kids are, the more they push back against the narrative of WW2/Holocaust.

Wonder if it was just my school.

>>213516749
> I don't think this could ever happen in Europe, in that kids could argue about what was being taught or have a different opinion than the curriculum.
oh fuck off

>>213501987
they suspended me from school for this

>>213516749
We had to take a US government class in 9th grade which had a one week mandatory unit about the Holocaust in the middle of it. Someone asked the teacher why this was when the two things had nothing to do with each other, which the teacher gave a bullshit non-answer to, and then another kid chimed in that it was because of Jewish political influence and got immediately suspended, which if you can believe it only made him even more antisemitic.

This was in 2006 too so before edgy social media brainrot.

>AYO TEACH I WUZ TINKING WEN WE GON NEED DEM DEFERENTIAL ECKUAZHUNS N SHIEEET? MA HOMIE FROM DA HOOD NEVER PASSED YO CLASS AND NOW HE BE SLAYIN PUSSY WITH DA BLING HE EARNED FROM SELLING CRACK TO NIGGAZ. WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT SOME SORRY ASS CRACKA ISAIAH NEWTOWN WHO PROLLY OWNED DEM BLACK PIPO

>>213516749
the "holohoax" as they call it is nearly 100 years ago now
but just like "slavery" and "hiroshima bomb" these races will eternally seethe for thousands of years until the sun goes ou
and they will blame the sun exploding on antisemetic racist nuclear bombing

>>213517106
I wonder if he'd have gotten suspended if he'd asked about why there's a dedicated black history/gay pride month, and if was black/LGBT political influence forcing it.

If our social studies class, we'd have textbook sections dedicated to difference groups of people who've contributed to Canada. Somebody said that in the US, there's an entire month dedicated to learning about black history every year, while we only got a chapter dedicated to it. And somebody asked why there wasn't a white history month. Nothing happened to that kid.

>sexually frustrated teacher is angry at students for no reason again

>that one teacher who asks a female student out as soon as the turn 18

>former teacher got his nudes leaked once he left school and everybody who had classes with him knew what his penis looked like

>that one teacher who smugly tells the class that it would be easier to tear down the building they're standing in than to get him fired.

>>213501421
yes, but I went to school in a village where the teachers were either pub drinking jolly fellows or stalin psychopaths, with no middle ground

You ever had that one teacher who was bias to one particular section of students? My former Math teacher didn't let my friend take the necessary exams, and got a frebbie, because he was part of that section

>>213516749
Yes. I took Honors Sociology and it was one of the funniest experiences in my life. Since it was high school, kids still had no filter and could pretty much say whatever they wanted. We also had a slightly chuddy teacher which allowed such discourse to happen without le "SHUTTING IT DOWN".
As a result every other class just ended up as a debate between the chuddy males and the shocked SJW white girls.
I was sad and disappointed when I took a similar course in college years later and the discussion was extremely watered down because you could tell people were afraid of getting cancelled or failed out. We just had to sit there and pretend to agree with the meme shit the 1-2 opinionated females would talk about

>>213507261
I answer to a higher authority

How come teachers look like that and say that in *every* country? Were they all given the same script?

>>213501132
We had hall passes but not hall monitors, it was just to show a teacher if they saw you wandering around the halls

>>213507261
fucking subhumans

>None of you will get a job, none of you are up to standard. You think you can just -get- a job? When I applied for this job there was a pile of 600 CVs, and that's just for a teachers position.

Was she trying to make us into NEETs or something? What's with that sort of demoralization. It wasn't even true in the slightest in the early 2000s, everyone had a job back then.

>>213501132
nope

>>213508186
You didn't go to school?

I had a computer class teacher in high school. The guy did monologues like McGuirk, usually had a hangover on Mondays, and got angry if anyone talked to him. The rest of the week he was calm and gave crappy advice. At least the guy taught us how to use torrents.

>>213516749
@grok what are the demographics of kids in canada 2025

>>213516749
Based kids.

>>213516749
I was that chud. I remember arguing once in favor of the Vietnam war just to be contrarian

>>213501132
My elementary school experimented with passes one year. There were no hall monitors. It didn't take. Another year the teacher had us write our names in the corner if the chalkboard to indicate we were going to use the bathroom. The point if that was to try to limit it to one child on bathroom break at all time. This rule do not last either.

>>213515982
In parts of Canada there were curriculum mandatory social dance components of the PE program. They would teach antiquated dance like square dance and two-step, which you were expected to perform to horrific pop country like Cadillac Ranch. This was not optional. I hate the entire genre of country music in part because of bad memories related to it.

>>213501132
Of course

>>213520258
The song in question. Evidently it's a cover of a Springsteen song. Imagine you are in fifth grade gym class, instead of playing soccer or basketball you are instructed to form a line and dance to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq5Iz7suy-U
When Columbine occurred I immediately understood why.

>you just had your lunch break, you should’ve went to the toilet then.

>Alright, today is the penis inspection day, since the nurse is sick, I'm doing it myself

Weird how my principal took photo of me naked but i never saw those photos on my medical record.

>>213501421
Only teacher that did this that I can recall was a pajeeta maths teacher I had. She would complain about being single and about how her parents would only let her date Indian men.

>>213516749
I graduated high school back in 2000, and nobody believed that holohoax shit.