Chop Socky Edition

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What speed internet do you have?

>>213502282
that's a carp

The thread is slow now, but soon it will be faster and I will still be the Lord of Coffee

>>213502310
436 download 40 up 7ms latency

>>213502310
1 gigabyte per second

i am still without coffee

>>213502418
Couldn't be me

>>213502310
1000 mb/s up and down HOWEVER my internet goes down like at least once a week and rarely gets full speed, my ISP is dogshit but they have a monopoly

>>213502344

>>213502477
meme album

>>213502477
That’s a carp

Wish him happy birthday please
>>213500588

>>213502477
trout

How do dead and blind people have sex

do mulatto women like white men?

>>213502629
Wish we had trout where I live

when dead people have sex, it's usually someone else doing all the work

>>213502629
That's a carp

why are the most retarded people the most obsessed with politics

>>213502495
I actually listen to it all the time. At the gym, road trips, at work.

>>213501628
Pigeons were domesticated millenia ago but people don't really keep them much, so they have all the negative traits of domestic animals but get none of the benefits

>>213502690
the political arc is over

When I get old I'm gonna call myself PawPaw

>>213502756
meme listening

one of my ancestors last names (of my paternal grandmothers mother) was Isaacs, does that mean i'm part jewish

>>213502911
i wouldn't take the risk

I'm 5% Ashkenazi

>>213502983
what that mean

>>213502911
It's possible, but a lot of blahpipo took Biblical type family names as well so it's not a guarantee.

>>213503004
why yes i'm 1/64th cherokee

Trouts a good fish. Solid. A go-to. The default.
Salmon is a cut above, mackerel while solid is just below trout. But if you're rolling in trout you're sitting pretty

my youtube channel blocker addon is working once again.
i'm crying with joy. no more asmonbald, women, or e-celeb trite on my feed

>>213503019
No they didnt

>cute black girl was staring at me at the gym
see you incels later

>>213503094
for me, it cod. also love those little canned oysters

>>213503019
well my sister took an ancestry test and it didn't detect any african or jewishness, the smallest traces it had were 1% southern european and majority generic northwestern european/british
my most recent ancestor to come over from the Old Country was a Finn who came in like the late 19th century
this has been an episode of muh heritage

>>213503128
a bird in the hand is worth two in the gym

Why would you block Asmondgold, he's so funny

took an edible then drank 2 pots of coffee I feel like I might explode

i block him b/c he's bald. i don't listen to bald people

I’m an Indian outlaw half Cherokee and Choctaw. My baby she’s a Chippewa.

>>213503148
I would never eat an oyster of my own accord, but a friend introduced me to canned oysters (with hot sauce) and it was good damned delicious

>>213503168
got super high like 12 hours ago and i've been coming down hard

>>213503205
oh yeah the hot sauce one are so good

>>213503125
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregory_Isaacs
So you sayin' he be a hebrew? Shieeeeet

Zinc? That's a metal and what Pokemon eat. I'm not putting that in my body, sorry Jew doctor.

>>213503151
>the smallest traces it had were 1% southern european
Those are just fake btw, they just throw them in their to keep the results interesting
t. Did one of those tests

>>213503168
Nigga it is a Tuesday morning. Get your shit together.

>>213503128
Here we go again. Another delusional whiteboi. I mean it's good that you learned early on that you stand no chance with white girls. You're too scrawny, too awkward, and with that pathetic little "dick." Probably three inches soaking wet. Definitely way too small. White girls wouldn't even look at you, so you dove headfirst into interracial porn. How original.
You thought you could flip the script, jerking it for hours to those BLEACHED videos. Dreaming of landing a spicy ebony queen. You thought you could be that kind of white guy, right? Fucking a gorgeous Black goddess. Her dark skin glowing while you somehow get past her whiteboi-blocking ass.
Why do you think you could pull that off? I mean, you're seriously mental if you think your tiny clitty could please a Black woman, let alone a woman, period. You thought, you REALLY fucking thought you were worthy of a Black queen?
You're so wrong. A superior Black queen needs a superior Black king, not a weak whiteboi like you. Her curves, her fat ass, her beautiful ebony skin. She deserves a real man. Someone with a thick, strong, black cock. Not a pitiful white clitty.

>>213503306
a lot of my ancestors were "canadian" (this is throughout the 19th century so you might as well call them british idk), there was a lot of crossing back and forth between the border in those times it seems, my great-grandfather was born on an island on the BC coast according to documents, but he was raised completely in the US and had some trouble getting his citizenship certified later in life because of it
i've lived all my life in washington state, seattle area

peescattle

what are you guys doing rn

Went into town for substance use counseling. Got a haircut and picked up some groceries and coffee while I was there

>>213503424
Stop smoking it’s disgusting

>>213503424
do you live in belgrade, this is your regular cafe?

Grocery haul:
Two yogurts
A gallon of milk
A bag of lentils
Two cans of tuna
Two containers of cottage cheese
Three apples
A head of cabbage
A bag of broccoli
A grapefruit
Two oranges
Two sweet potatoes

>Yes of course Algebra II will be very useful throughout your adult life.
>Now go waste your sunday afternoon studying that crap or you'll be doomed for life

i use math regularly in my daily life.

Saw a cute beaver on xwitter and wanted to see more cute beaver clips so I searched for beaver without thinking.... bros those were not beavers that came up...

>>213503403
That's because for a very long period the border in the Pacific Northwest was undefined with the UK & US jointly controlling it, crossing was completely normal and there were tons of Americans who did the inverse. In fact part of the reason why BC joined Canada was they were worried so many Americans going there would overwhelm the local government and make it join the US. Things were very comfy, but Brown people once again ruined borders.

Hello my friends.
Today is sad. My parents and me took our kot to the vet and the vet said that he has cancer.

>>213503481
yes and yes. where do you live? what kinda coffee do you drink?

>>213503669
HAHAHA GET FUCKED NIGGER

>>213503669
i am so sorry to hear that. two of my cats died

>>213503669
Spend time with him while you can, my dog passed away of lung cancer last year and it was painful

>>213503669
i'm sorry to hear that. stay strong kot.

>>213503699
>>213503733
Duality of dubs anons

You're a bunch of lecherous leeches

>>213503666
the injuns who lived in what is now BC were bigger and scarier than the injuns who lived in the puget sound region
the haida would come down in their war canoes and the local natives would scurry into the woods and hide, so the story goes

This is our kitty kot. We got him in 2007. My dad says that he will be put to sleep and not wake up.

>>213503870
Rip
I lost a few pets recently too

wake up sheeple

If you took a DNA test at it showed 5% west African DNA, how upset would you be?

hello

a noble and dignified kot he is

someone post a vocaroo of themselves whistling "pop goes the weasel"

>>213503825
Yeah they used to go on like 1000km round trip slave raiding warparties and they had certain tribes they even preferred to target due to their docility or other characteristics. This isn't like Wypipo slavery though this was enlightened noble injun slavery o algo with the occasional human sacrifice

>>213503916
Why would I be upset over having BBC genes?

>>213503669
**hugs**

>>213503677
i drink keurig plastic cup slop in my hovel

>>213503916
Wouldn't be upset at all because those low percentages are fake anyways.

>>213503424
Your mom isn't sexy, she looks like Marie from everybody loves Raymond(she is jewish)

a fine companion he has been

>>213502183 (OP)
What movie is this?

>>213503946
what's going on

>>213503955
the haida were/are pretty neat though, they had the best totem poles and artwork of the pacific northwest tribes, and their homeland is on those big islands far off from the coast, "haida gwaii" or the "queen charlotte islands"
they also make 'manga' apparently
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haida_manga

>>213503953
>>213504005
>>213504080
sad

>>213504031
Bastard Swordsman (1983)

>>213504155
looks just like any other tabby cat
there are many like him, but he was yours

>>213504093
Manga is shit thoughbeit but overall I agree. They are the only genuinely interesting injuns Canada ever had and were also the most developed (Iroquois don't count they were American first). There's a reason all the other injuns steal their culture and not the other way around.

>>213504076
just woke up. how are you?

>>213504197
they remind me a lot of the Ainu of Japan

>>213504353
Geographic determinism o algo

woke up lusting for cock award

>>213504454
Not just that, Ainu are like the Siberians, they predate the Yamato Japanese, they're basically Injuns in Asia

My durag smells a bit is that supposed to happen? I’m still barely getting any waves i tried so many times man idk what am i doing wrong

you ever just see some data and think, "we're so back?"

drinking covfefe

>>213504566
You'll notice how the media has stopped talking about it because:
>vast majority of Americans do not support infinity illegals
>vast majority want criminal illegals deported
>Americans actually do want jobs, cheaper housing, less traffic instead of infinity illegals
I ENVY you

>>213504668
start talking to your leftard leaf friends about how economic migrants are literally, ideologically, philosophically and economically indistinguishable from union breaking scabs.

>>213504721
the migrants themselves have no ideology or philosophy in coming here, they're just tools in that sense

>>213504783
much like scabs

Can someone please have sex with me

>>213504819
why

Ask your mom for sex. She's always willing to let me have a go.

>>213504834
Why not?

>>213504721
They've already come around to the idea that 'infinity immigrants = good' wasn't so truthful and that capitalists just might have other reasons for advocating for that. Unfortunately their programming is just too strong and they usually just say something like "umm we should be focused on the billionaires not blaming the immigrants" or "ok instead of 1 million every six months how about only 250,000?". They're like battered housewives who think the abuse is normal.

>>213504891
won't someone please think of the scabs???

my ideal woman looks like this

>>213504668
BUT WITHOUT CHEAP LATINX LABOR THE FOOD PRICES WILL GO UP (because wages will go up, and housing will be more available especially in high Latinx states like California)
And furthermore America should be a service based economy where nobody generates any actual value and kids dream of being social media influencers instead of astronauts, researchers, and inventors

>>213504888
im not gay

AND I'M THINKIN' WHAT A MESS WE'RE IN
HARD TO KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN
IF I COULD SLIP THE SICKLY TIES THAT EARTHLY MAN HAS MADE
AND NOW EVERY MOTHER CAN CHOOSE THE COLOUR
OF HER CHILD, THAT'S NOT NATURE'S WAY

WELL, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID YESTERDAY
THERE'S NOTHIN' LEFT TO DO BUT PRAY
I THINK IT'S TIME I FOUND A NEW RELIGION
WHOA, IT'S SO INSANE TO SYNTHESIZE ANOTHER STRAIN
THERE'S SOMETHING IN THESE FUTURES THAT WE HAVE TO BE TOLD

The only way infinite migration can benefit Canada is if they’re used to settle the shield

SteelworkerAnon hasn't shown himself in a while, I wonder if they put his name down in that book of workplace incidents he was talking about

My dad said I have jaded views on women

hunter biden is kinda based

>>213504996
Sorry, best we can do is pave over all the most fertile farmland in the country to build shitty townhouses for 20 jeets to live in each.

>>213504996
Uh, migration from where? Siberia? Because they're the only people who would be any better at that than anyone else

Seething incels be like I have zero experience with women but I’m an expert

>>213504930
You live in the perfect place then.

I have a chair, I have a chair. Go do dis, go do this!

wich is the most moral army in the world?

>>213505009
Boomer, gen X, and millennials were literally all cuckolds and whores.

I can use about anything
to flick my country cowgirl bean

>>213505041
These arguments make no sense
It's like if you bought a car and the engine was broken. You are gonna have to figure out and learn how the engine works. Meanwhile for most people they never need to learn anything about the engine because it works out of the gate

>>213505036
Send the Jeets there
They either build roads and infrastructure or they succumb to the elements and can’t cause issues
Either way it’s a win-win
>>213505029
It’s a really good idea to get rid of your food supply to make room for immigrants
More people means you need less food, right?

>>213505073

my gf calls me titfucker as an insult and i love it

>>213505073
Ukraine, Palestine, and Israel are the only ones with their backs against the wall, basically forced to fight or die

my gf calls me pindick

>>213505135
you will never be a pussy fucker like me

>>213505110
More like a fox trying to reach grapes but not being able to actually get any, then declaring that the grapes were sour anyway and he never even wanted them

Asked my sister which war Abraham Lincoln was president during and she said WW1

>>213504927
I mean it's retarded but at least it's better than before. From like 2015 until 2023 you couldn't even suggest immigration had an affect on the housing or job markets without being considered a neo-nazi.

my gf thought babe ruth was black

The temptation of submission and security the sissy panties promise is always there but you must never give in......

>>213505204
do not bully children

Some nigga done signed me up for Weinerschnitzel texts

>>213504945
>saying this after food prices already doubled from 2020 despite infinity illegals
Never understood this line of reasoning, seems so disprovable even to the people who would support it lol

i dont remember any presidents before trump and biden

any pencil dick freaks here

>>213505127
Conscription is a form of enslavement so you might as well mark them all down for that on the men

>>213505204
Zoomer at my work confidently said Einstein was alive in the 1980's because that's around when WWII ended

>>213505243
It’s usually those with brown skin
Took a government class in college and every bean wrote essays exclusively about immigration laws unless they weren’t allowed to choose a topic

*mwah* big kissy for all my cumboys!!

>>213505275
Young zoomers and gen alpha don’t know about anything before 1980

>>213505321
BEGONE, SYPHILITIC WHORE

>>213505075
No women were just different in our eras

>>213505302
>Took a government class in college and every bean wrote essays exclusively about immigration laws unless they weren’t allowed to choose a topic
Lol this happened to me in my first year mandatory PoliSci course when the professor let everyone choose their own topic then present it.
>literally every brown/black person wrote about discrimination and immigration

The French revolution is really boring. Napoleon is cool though.

i'll never forgive napoleon for creating brazil

>>213505340
This same guy likes boxing and said Mike Tyson was born shortly after slavery was ended which is why he faced discrimination. Muhammad Ali was born during slavery times.

>>213505397
French revolution is kino. When I relatively modern history have we seen regular jackoffs rise up and behead the rich.
You got a fucked up world view little boy

>>213505165
The grapes are actually sour though

>>213505414
what are you talking about?
it would have been cool if someone rescued him from that island like they planned and he conquered south america, it would have to be better right?

I asked this literal whore with an onlyfans that I'm deeply parasocially in love with how much it would cost to commission a short video of her calling me a loser and insulting my tiny cock and she read it but never responded :(

great. the cuck poster is back

>>213505505
FK on a proxy lol

Spilled soup on the floor. Cleaned it up but now the whole room smells like chicken skin

I am
1) brown
2) gay
3) retarded

>>213505450
They were redeemable thoughbeit.

I called my dad a nigger

>213505450
you're using text to speech, so i won't be reading or replying to your posts

>>213505553
The rich are never redeemable

>>213505561
what do you have against blind people?

>>213505584
i just can't see things from their pov

>>213505257
i'm a pencil neck geek

Nigga needs to hit Jerome Powell with the New Jack

Rich people are sociopaths. There's things like homeless veterans, little kids with horrible diseases, starving people, sick people with huge bills and you have motherfuckers sitting on billions and billions of dollars just doing vanity shit like SpaceX and shit. I don't know how they sleep at night

All nonmillionaires should perish

>The French Revolution marked a significant turning point for Jews in France, transitioning them from a group with limited rights to citizens with equal rights under the law. This process, known as emancipation, was not without its challenges and complexities, but it fundamentally changed the relationship between Jews and the French state.
That's all you need to know to realize it was a mistake

i might not actually do anything for people who are less fortunate than me, but i can still post online about how much i FEEL for them.
i am a good person, possibly the best.

This pic goes hard but the song it’s attached to is absolute dogshit (f in natural selection)

I have jock itch on my shaft so I really shouldn't jerk off until it heals

Would you redeem this deal?

If I was a billionaire I would do as much as humanly possible to preserve what little nature remains

>>213505706

>>213505545
I’m not into sph
Also I’m loyal to only one goddess. And it’s not even parasocial with us because after we met up in Berlin (she asked if I want to come see her) she’s been lowkey crushing hard on me because we instantly clicked and had the most amazing day together

>>213505706
You can see these kind of listings everywhere in Canada

>>213505744
think of the poor, retarded, starving, selfish browns taking up space in our precious civilization!

>>213504155
Your cat is very attractive. He doesn't derserve to die.

>>213505744
Chumean? This country is made up mostly of untamed natur

>>213504277
Just put that money into the S&P500 bro. You suck.

>>213505744
If I was a billionaire I would pay women to have sex with me/ each other

>>213505771
>I’m loyal to only one goddess. And it’s not even parasocial with us because after we met up in Berlin (she asked if I want to come see her) she’s been lowkey crushing hard on me because we instantly clicked and had the most amazing day together

>>213505793
Less than 1 tenth of a percent of the grasslands in Illinois remains
I want to fix that

>>213505794
Fag

damn fk is even more pathetic than I thought

The american revolution was financed by jews

i wish to cum in a /cum/mer

Bros... I have a serous confession to make and I genuinely deeply sorry about it.

Last night when I was delivering somebodies dunkin donuts I made a wrong turn down a one way road and had to back out and there was this bunny on the side of the dirt road just sitting there. as I inched closer while backing up and forward to get out of this tiny ass dirt road I dont know if my foot slipped or what happened but I accelerated really quickly right where the bunny was but stopped myself from hitting a fence. I heard some really narly cracking and slipping sound. It could've been the road because there was a big ass pot hole in the worst possible spot but it also could've been the stubborn bunny who refused to move. I didn't get out to check and my heart started racing while I thought about would could've happened.

I'm sorry, it hurts to think about. If it was the bunny I hope it died quickly.

if i were a billionaire, i would pay for insurrection groups to blow up DC

>>213505816
Well that's fine, just fine

>>213505834
I don't think that's true actually

>>213505815
She is honestly so beautiful and kind and caring and sweet and amazing
And then she let me give her a foot massage too and her soles were insanely soft like honestly the softest skin I have ever touched

>>213505837
As long as you feel remorse it's fine. All bunnies go to heaven anyway.

Do you guys get hairs growing directly out of your penis shaft? I do, and it's simple enough to shave them with a safety razor, but it's like.....why are there hairs there?

>She is honestly so beautiful and kind and caring and sweet and amazing
>And then she let me give her a foot massage too and her soles were insanely soft like honestly the softest skin I have ever touched

i wish i loved and worshiped women instead of thinking of them as people

>>213505899
it's for tickling the inside of a pussy

>>213505879
dont you have a gf?

My dad lost his wallet and doesn't know if it's in the house or apartment

I know where my wallet is

Everything is quiet
Since you're not around
And I live in the numbness now

He should have his credit cards blocked.

>>213505957
I am a bad person yes but it felt so good
She’s also 12 years younger

>>213506023
how old is she?

what the fuck is a foot massage

>>213506056
It's when you massage the feet

>>213506077
sounds good, you wanna do that for me bby

The medium is the massage

are germans hornier than jeets?

>>213506051
12 years younger than I am

>>213506126
so you are what? 22? 23?

>>213506125
I don't know about hornier, but they are much more dignified in their fetishes.

>>213493006
I'm telling you, this is a SCAM
A common one too
Dont send your money overseas to someone you've never met PLEASE

>>213506118
That's correct. E.g. a thai massage is a massage by a Thai.

>>213506125
No fucking way
Indian society is full lf sexual repression
Meanwhile Germany has tons of porn and prostitute

got called a pickaninny in another thread

>>213506163
pretty sure they have the same fetishes. i dont think one group is more degenerate than the other

>>213506175
That anon keeps posting things that are so obviously scams I'm wondering if it's just a LARP for attention I can't imagine a young person doing that.

you should send all of your money to me

i can see women liking indian men because they like being raped and such

I usually watch videos of people working very hard in construction and leave a comment like: this looks easy. I can do it with my eyes closed
And they get mad and salty and give me passive aggressive responses and then I laugh

>>213506322
Unfortunately for jeets they have all the negatives of males from other races with none of the offsetting positives

i slept for 14 hours
woke up 5 hours ago
and i'm ready for bed again

>>213506268
There is this YouTube channel about exposing catfish scams. Most of the victims are older people but sometimes even young people get baited into sending money to an obvious sammer from Nigeria.

>>213506322
Women liked being raped by attractive and virile men, not Indians

>>213506341
It's easy in some ways but physically taxing. Like 70% of my job as a millwright unironically involves hitting things with a maul until they start working again. Sometimes, though, you have to be clever

>>213506393
Do you have depression?

I think I drank enough last night that I don’t even want to keep drinking. It’s fun but it makes me fat and poorer.

>younger brother is facetiming his gf again

>>213505449
Black zoomers think their great grandparents were slaves

My gf is a model - a large language model.

>>213506533
You can be like the older brother who fucks his sister in law in those hentai doujinhsho

Gooners have taken over the internet
Can’t go anywhere without Goon content

>>213506544
Yeah, I think they genuinely believe Jim Crow/Segregation era is the same thing as Slavery.

the AI goonslop got me, i really want to kill myself for that

>>213506664
Why

us incels oughtta stick together through thick and thin you know what i mean, one struggle sort of deal

>>213506626
Why are kids today so genuinely retarded
Whenever we hire a college grad they’re usually incredibly stupid and half of them can’t use a computer

>>213506611
Ah you think gooner bait is your ally millennial? You merely adopted the goon. I was born in it, molded by it as a zoomer. I didn't see the non-gooner internet until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but mid af!

>>213506686
will never happen, men will backstab each other over the chance for some pussy

Great grandparents of black zoomers are probably only in their 50s

>>213506678
well i already have a disgusting weird internet fetish that i'm too ashamed to talk about even anonymously, that made me want to kill myself throughout my adolescence, i kinda got over it but now i've sunk even deeper into depravity
nothing illegal just disgusting

>>213506686
you say that, but one shred of female attention would change everything for you (nothing would change for me because I am a stone cold incel)

The problem with incels is that they took the black pill incorrectly
Instead of taking the stoicism and cynicism pills they took the seethism and copism pills

>>213506694
The way things have gone these last few decades, the first time most of them are experiencing the world without the shelter of parents or schooling is after getting out of college

>>213506717
true, i hate you niggas

>>213506740
>one shred of female attention would change everything for you
I've only ever gotten attention for average or below average girls. I feel nothing when that happens
I only want attention from Stacy

It's high noon and I'm not out of bed yet.

Have to pee, get a drink, shower, fap, do my gacha dailies, etc but I'm just laying here browsing 4chan on my phone.

>>213506694
>Why are kids today so genuinely retarded
Purposefully misled, schools that don't teach anything, all students are just passed along, most of what they actually learn is from social media.
>Whenever we hire a college grad they’re usually incredibly stupid and half of them can’t use a computer
Lol same, at my job we have both college grads come in during the summer to work and High School co-op interns. Some of them send in their transcripts and they are all getting like mid 90's scores in their classes but are all dumbasses I think grade inflation has gotten out of hand in my cunt-ree

>>213506798
ok fakecel

>>213506696
I’m a 97 Zoomer I’ve just been on the internet since I was like 8 watching cartel executions

>>213506818
Yeah, I'm a standardscel.

>>213506834
are you a virgin

>>213506811
Do high schools curve grades now or something
The government wants the population to be too retarded to get the high paying jobs so they can import millions of jeets and pay them 50% of what they’d pay locals
People always blame the Jews but I think the Jeets are the real infiltrators

>>213506774
I've always thought this as well
>correctly recognize life is unfair
>correctly recognize women will choose certain men despite what they claim
>use this information to seethe & cope all day online
Like damn nigga did you even TRY the passportbro method?

>>213506664
I for one can't wait till it's good enough for me to be permanently hooked up to the goon engine

>>213506884
Yeah
I've had women approach me before but I didn't find them attractive.

>>213506825
/cum/ is a Zillennial general, you are welcome here brother.

>>21350689
Chad
>everything is out of my control and nothing matters therefore I will live life to the fullest while I can
Incel
>everything is out of my control and nothing matters therefore I will live a miserable life while blaming everyone else

>>213506910
you’re on thin ice buddy

>>213506980
I have zero interest in having sex with women who are below 6/10

>>213506952
>everything is out of my control
sex-havers do have control over their sex lives you idiot, that’s the literal distinction between incels and normies

Lost my virginity to the first girl who ever approached me during my first semester in college
She was a dance major and she said her goal in life was to have 5 kids and teach a ballet class for children
But she also said she didn’t want to date anyone until she’s at least 20

>>213506892
>Do high schools curve grades now or something
During the holo-cough all kids just sat around doing nothing while teachers tried to teach on Zoom. They didn't fail anyone even if they didn't do anything because of the circumstances. The grades were kept higher too out of sympathy for the kids and an unwillingness from the teachers to show grade decreases. They never went back down after the mandates ended, it's normal for the university level high school classes now to have class averages of +85 (in Ontario anyways)

Best way to get smell of cum off from your cock?

>>213507052
grim

Anal sex is strictly a heterosexual activity

>>213507051
Sexhavers know their league and stay within in
Incels meanwhile want to only fuck top tier models who are also virgins

A mix of pollution causing brain damage, and growing up on the internet

>>213507060
shower. use soap

>>213507060
my mouth

>>213507060
Ask a bro.

>>213507052
Idgi what's grim about that

>>213507079
I don't find women inside my league attractive and therefore I will remain a virgin forever

>>213506728
Spill it
We’re all freaks here

I'm so tired y'all

>>213507060
keep it on there as women can smell it subconsciously on you and become aroused

>>213507130
Therefore you have control of your sex life
Could always work on yourself and upgrade what league you’re in

>>213504211
took a 1h20min nap but couldn't sleep. i just layed down with my eyes closed

>>213507127
She wants to settle down and have a family but only after fucking around
She’s probably married now because she was very cute and liked to wear dresses

>>213507161
This is about what I would be willing date
Maybe a point or two below that is the bare minimum

>>213507181
O, you didn't indicate anywhere that she wanted to fuck around first

>>213507251
I said she didn’t want to date until she’s 20

>>213507246
that's a man

>>213507267
Which indicates fucking around how exactly?

Can women really smell your cum? If so why not use cum as cologne?

>i fucked her
>she's not interested in dating
gee, how hard is it to put these things together?

>>213507298
She looks underage

>>213507298
it would only work if they already want to fuck you and women do not want to fuck you

My 14 year old cousin has a confederate flag banner in his minecraft house

>>213507298
Maybe I guess, but it's probably not a good thing if they can.

>>213507298
women can detect cum
if you still live at home mom knows when you and your room smells like cum

>>213507283
Pretty self evident to anyone who interacts with college-age girls

I couldn’t stomach living in a city honestly

>>213507339
badass

>>213507329
I guess because people seem to have an unrealistic understanding of what fucking around is. Also 20 is just barely in college isn't it? I thought that was around 19

>>213507354
I feel like maybe you don't interact with women in general. They're all like that until their 30's

>>213505871
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haym_Salomon

This is roughly the average of the women I would be willing to date. Maybe a point or two lower but no more than that
>you're delusional
I'm perfectly content dying a virgin if I can't fuck girls like this

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>>213507351
how can women breath in gangbangs with 15 men when they smell cum?

>>213507298
yeah I saw it on a science show called Manswers

>>213507442
ok, die a virgin then

>>213507366
You smell like horse shit and hay

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playing ludo with mom, drinking non-alcoholic beer, waiting for my burger to arrive