Thread 213503836

she shleepy edish

think I've got food poisoning, lads. done four poos in the last hour - each one wetter than the last - and got a horrible stomach ache

remember when the police shot a drug dealing criminal who was trying to run them over and people protested about it?

>>213503855
ive had food poisoning about 5 times now, tell you what works for me - nice tall glass of milk

brown people…

any man ever noticed that almost all cows are called daisy

what's up with that
is daisy the cow's muhammad or summat
the messanger of the cow god

>>213503836 (OP)
she's got her boys out

>>213503855
did you know if you drink alcohol with your meal ypu cant get food poisoning

need to train my telekinetic powers. i can feel them getting weaker.

>>213503972
varrock west bank basement. be there.

everyone at works hates me lmao why dont they just fire me

>>213503972
science;adventure coded

>>213503894
need a super sleuth to tell me exactly where this is

can i go to the barbers with long hair or do i have to go to the salon. i look like this

>>213504003
howling this is me but in the world
surprised i'm not deleted yet

>>213504003
can't fire a spacker can they, diversity an that

>>213504036
i have that hair but i'm balding and not cute

>>213504036
what sort of mystery meat are you then

>>213504069
Are you taking minoxidil and fin yet?

>>213504036
You a quog?

>>213504036
just slap some argan oil on that ting

>>213504092
that the vegetarian kind?

>>213504020
90 broad street, stoke

>>213504069
krusty the clown ahh nigga

nth for the baddiedem

>>213504092
whats a quog

>>213504106
lol

>gonna take my own life
Take it where?

>>213504137
to ibiza

>>213504137
in akon city

Just realized the game I played as a kid, that kinda turned me on to the UK, "mystery of the druids", portrayed the druids as child sacrificing, human eating lunatics, and power hungry elites. Apparently it was made by Germans. I wonder if that portrayal is just incidental.
I also played Broken Sword but it did not turn me on to the french. They seemed rude even in the game.

>>213504124
quarter wog

>>213504150
>to ibiza
yes lad, come on

my hair is turning into this

>>213504020
here

>>213504172
mental how the fashion industry psyopped men, mainly arabs and wogs which trickled down to whites, to wear literal handbags

>>213504036
You can go to a barber
If you're going from long to short they might charge a few quid extra for a "re-style"

>>213504186
quite stylish

Still haven't forged that one perfect post with which I could retire from 4chan satisfied. I'll keep at it.

>>213504215
can't say his handbag was the first thing i noticed

you can tell a lot about a man from his arse

>>213504247
pervert

get the dark academia worn

More of a renaissance man my self.

>>213504201
that's 15 minutes from a park and 5 minutes from an art gallery

>>213504264
rorke you're supposed to be in your whimsigoth summer era

>>213504172
tatecel looksmaxxers won't understand why women find this repulsive

mental how many disgusting gay exhibitionists sell items on vinted

See lads. If you stopped being so IGNORANT you'd understand the nuances of the migration figures.

>>213504010
For me it's https://exhentai.org/g/494826/d0c84e72bd/

>>213504026
*invites her to the study group*

>>213504292
yeah there's far worse places than stoke on trent

>>213504288
me when i play assassin's creed 2 for 5 minutes

>>213504172
BOSH

>>213504316
Nah, lad's shagging with that drip

you nibbas dumb

>>213504341
such as?

>>213504323
>as long as they arrive legally it's a-okay

>>213504377
scream

>>213504264
far too warm for that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

BOSH

>>213504377
no one was saying that was him you daft twat

>>213504386
>as long as they arrive it's a-okay

>>213504377
>white
Someone's lying down the line

>>213504036
I suspect you're a lot fatter than that

1:30am chinese delivery is officially inbound. what have i become

>>213504409
yes they did you daft cunt

>>213504424
hey king you dropped this

>>213504330
>exhentai
UM

>>213504323
wouldn't have happened if we all spoke German

>>213504424
oh brucie...

>>213504424
not sure there's anywhere even in london that delivers chinese that late on a wed morning

>>213504378
newtowncrommelin

>>213504424
GET your hand off my PENIS

>>213504378
jaywick

>>213504426
where you daft cunt

>>213504407
Activeee

Has pewdiepie ever finished that alice in wonderland video game?

>>213504477
go to the posts and read the replies you daft cunt

>>213504507
Glory to Montenegro

a lustful cuddle with Jack

All comments deleted except one insinuating that weed caused him to do this

>>213504522
not a single one you daft cunt

>>213504527
monteWHAT???

>>213504533
you're illiterate you daft cunt

ah yes talking about reddit and twitter screenshots now this is what /brit/ is all about

Malapont is here. I can sense his presence.

>>213504560
the 'cut

>>213504574
./..ygh

>>213504547
kier is knocking at my door

>>213504527
Nek je vjecna. Long live the UK.

BRRRRTTTT GONNA GET CHEFD UP BRUV

Greeno Eats And Gary Eats
they`re Looking
Very
fat


Sadly ..

>>213504574
who?

>>213504439
Typed the link with a hyphen(public website) and got this instead wth? They're coming after hentai too fucking hell

>>213504628
Who was that big fat lad who brought his own table

>>213504628
Greeno eats and Gary eats what? An elephant

>>213504531
also one saying this case is a good example of why people SHOULD be arrested for tweets

>>213504645
reckon they'll repeal it

>>213504672
>https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903
>The Government has no plans to repeal the Online Safety Act, and is working closely with Ofcom to implement the Act as quickly and effectively as possible to enable UK users to benefit from its protections.

>>213504711
yeah but they will, trust me. im in the whatsapp group discussing a plan of action.

>>213504725
um

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>213504316
>women find this repulsive
guarantee he shagged that night mate

>>213504739
fr

im already tracer

>>213504730
stop gatekeeping anime, noncelad

>>213504645
ofcom hasn't "come after" any websites though and it seems increasingly unlikely that they ever will

>>213504752
Guess I'll pick widowmaker

>>213504672
Reform will

>>213504739
>guarantee he shagged that night mate
you reckon?

>>213504773
>and it seems increasingly unlikely that they ever will
No it doesn't.

No excuses

>>213504711
loads of websites still work for porn.

>>213504796
what are yours?

>>213504739
yeah his own arse maybe

>>213504172
a m8 literally just sent me a pic of this lad saying he looks like toad from mario. who is this mushroom headed fool?

was at jobcentre and the lass asked to see ID and I took out my drivers license but for some reason it had snapped in half so I handed her both pieces of the license hahaha

>>213504796
Wish I were a midget. Grow a beard and start my own clan in some mountain.

>>213504172
toad if he deano

>>213504784
if you think that any party will repeal a law that more or less allows them to censor anything they want you're mental

I'm really struggling with mental health at the moment lads :( My Shogun 2 campaign is going belly-up, I played at too high a difficulty and it's not going well :( Might get on PIP cos I'm anxious about playing my video game again

>date cancelled
Sick of it

I lost my airpods for two weeks but I just found both today!

>>213504853
sc

>>213504896
Sorry I just wasn't feeling it

what about diego, except he’s chinese and his name is hao tso

>>213504903
Fuck yes

>>213504215
>fashion
he's carrying drugs in there, you mong

>>213504730
truthnuke

>>213504773
They're reviewing 4chan right now

TF2 won

>>213504938
oh right, where did men carry drugs before they started using handbags then?

had to turn down an invite to a stag do because it was the same month as the wedding and i'd have to travel for both, costing me a grand in the span of 4 weeks. people are fucking mental when it comes to stags and weddings these days. behave like normal fucking humans and have your stag in your hometown and have your wedding in your hometown. fucking gimps.

>>213504816
he mogs me

aussie getting ready for work putting on his crocs

>>213504773
still early days, and it's not coming after the sites themselves but more instructing isp's to block them

>>213504861
They're not as cool as fantasy dwarves though, are they? Them stumpy little fingers and short arms aren't good for swinging an axe

>>213504963
up their arse

>>213504975
in spirit, sure
you're better than this, jeffo

>>213504969
if you're going to have it far away you should at least cover the travel/accommodation of the important people

>>213504730
Dumb fuck

There was a murder by the corner house, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
Dem boys asking questions now, no-no-no-no-no
Now everybody seen it, but don't nobody know
What happened to the boy down the street a week ago
And ain't nobody talking, they keep it on the low
Don't open up ya mouth when they knocking at ya door
Cause niggas die out here for snitching
They dying for snitching, okay?
These niggas die out here for snitching
They dying for snitching, okay?

>>213505003
lost art these days

Ah-so ah-so
*bows*

>>213505023
God she's so hot

gf gave me a crazy good handjob last night using lube and it felt like i nutted my actual bollocks out of my bell end, it was that good. felt like a really good blowjob except she only used her hands

give it a go lads it’s life changing

>>213504730
Any recommendations?

>>213504949
They've been reviewing it for almost two months, what's with the delay? I reckon the inspector is busy with his dick 'reviewing' the /d/ board

2 weeks clean from vtubers since i relapsed

>>213505058
No thanks I don't want to give you a handy

>>213505001
I would adapt evolve. Or go live in the shire

>>213505058
Me after a 2 hour hentai goon

>>213505094
why aren't they blocked

>>213505058
where did she learn that? think about it

>>213505058
she free this friday?

This bloody storm's got me under the blanket
Current feels like temperature: 9c

>>213505116
There are tutorials for everything these days.

>>213505133
No storm where I am x

>>213505155
Like the pussy eating tutorial we've all watched

Gossip girl xoxo

>>213505113
what

The de-arseification of my life begins today. It begins right now.

Kaba was born on 22 July 1998, to parents Prosper Kaba and Helen Lumuanganu. He was raised by his Congolese parents alongside his younger brothers at various homes in south east London.[2]

Kaba was a member of 67, a Brixton Hill-based drill gang.[3][4] A 2023 police report classified 67 as the "highest harm street gang in Lambeth".[5] Kaba was known by his stagename Madix or Mad Itch.[6] He had a long history of violent crime with convictions dating back to when he was aged 13 for offences including stabbing with intent to cause grievous bodily harm, a knife-enabled gang assault when the victim was stabbed and had his arm broken, and two other knife offences.[7]

In 2015, when he was 17, Kaba was convicted of affray and possession of an offensive weapon (a belt) over an incident in which a revolver-style handgun was recovered nearby, but the revolver was not linked to him and he was never charged in connection with it.[8]

Kaba had been charged in 2018 with possessing an imitation firearm with intent to cause fear of violence,[9] in relation to an incident on 30 December 2017.[10] He was found guilty at Snaresbrook Crown Court in January 2019, and sentenced to four years in a Young Offenders Institute.[10] He was released in 2020.[10]

In August 2020, Kaba was given a five-month prison sentence for failing to stop and possession of a knife, which was discarded from a vehicle.[8]

In the months following his death, six men were charged with conspiring with Kaba to commit murder and grievous bodily harm; the charges relate to a shooting which took place in Tower Hamlets on 30 August 2022, days before Kaba's death.[11][12]

>>213505094
Who did you relapse with?

>>213505116
Don’t think there’s really much to learn, i told her what felt good
>>213505132
Haha

>>213505169
Unlucky lad

>>213505092
Aye bet her drive is full of futa on male, dirty old slag

>>213505092
lol

>>213503836 (OP)
that niggy's nuts

might rob the El Paso bank

The West Side (W/S) 52 (or "5-Deuce") Hoover Gangster Crips are an active and long standing African-American street gang founded in the western region of South Los Angeles, California. They originated around 52nd Street and Hoover Street, between Vermont Avenue and Figueroa Avenue during the 1960s. Also known as "The Young Hoggs", the 52 Hoovers are a sub-set of the larger Hoover Criminals umbrella gang. Throughout the 1980s, this gang, along with the 74 Hoover Criminals Gang, were key players in the drug trade business, operating drug houses across South Central, Los Angeles which Authorities estimated were earning them as much as $500,000 to $1 million dollars annually at the time. The 52 Hoovers are the only Hoover Criminals set still identifying themselves as "Crips", retaining their Gangster Crip identity by maintaining their close relationship with the Eight Tray Gangster Crips, 51 Trouble Gangster Crips and other adjacent Tray (3x) gangs who share common enemies with The Hoovers. Members of the 52 Hoover Crips still sport traditional blue apparel associated with the Crips along with orange to represent their Hoover Criminals connection. They have been linked with other Tray(3x) gangs such as the Eight Tray Gangster Crips, to the east as well as the. They are rivals of all Neighbor Hood Crips, in particular the Rollin 30s Harlem Crips, Rollin 40s Neighborhood Crips, Rollin 50s Neighborhood Crips, Rollin 60s Neighborhood Crips, 46 Neighbor Hood Crips, 48 Neighbor Hood Crips, 67 Neighbor Hood Crips, the 59 East Coast Crips and the 65 Menlo Crips. The 52 Hoovers are also rivals of the Fruit Town Brims, Van Ness Gangster Brims, Harvard Park Brims, & Rollin 20s Neighborhood Bloods, Denver Lane Bloods& Crenshaw Mafia By the late 1980s, the Five-Deuce Hoover Crips had over 1,000 active members on the streets of South Los Angeles. Although their numbers are not as large today, they are still considered a serious criminal threat due to their brutal nature.

>>213505218
can't remember. CC maybe. love the germans me.

I’ve been with my wife for 12 years. She recently admitted she has had many more sexual partners than me, more than 50 for sure, but it could be 100. She has only had a couple of long-term relationships. I didn’t think the number bothered me: I didn’t know her then, it was before we got together and we can’t change the past. However, we hardly ever have sex (only once every three to four months) and her sex drive dropped off a cliff after our first child was born almost 10 years ago. She says it’s the stress of children but I can’t help feeling she just doesn’t find me attractive any more. Rightly or wrongly, I now feel upset that she was willing to have sex with so many people before me but doesn’t want to have sex with me.

Knowing this country ofcom will be reviewing 4chan for years, then they'll need a peer review which will take several more years

>>213505175
the old pornstar one?

>>213505326
ofcom HQ please inform our american colleagues

>>213505196
i thought vtubers would be blocked

>>213505336
love from kazakhstan

when will we get used to calling charles "the king" and camilla "the queen".
Every time I refernece him I still say his bloody name instead of saying "the king".

>>213505354
why

Sam in the bag is the greatest story ever told

>>213505354
i unblocked them

>>213505368
AIDS?

And it's only the giving
That makes you what you are

>>213505412
prefer taking me

fucking thieves all of that should go back to the victim

>>213505133
grow up

Westminster Voting Intention:

RFM: 27% (-2)
LAB: 21% (-1)
CON: 17% (=)
LDM: 15% (+1)
GRN: 11% (=)
SNP: 3% (=)

Via @yougov.co.uk, 3-4 Aug.
Changes w/ 27-28 Jul.

>>213505455
um

>>213505486
3 (three) years til the next election this is all quite irrelevant at the moment

why does gdp only go up if more people are tossed into the economy? why cant it go up with normal human population growth levels?

>>213505335
CC has her first 3D live on Friday night(technically Saturday morning)

GG's was hilarious, if you like CC it'll be a fun watch x

>>213505354
Anime marches on

overheard an old couple today they were talking about bad medical news and said they'd been married since 1974. Crazy to me. Married more than double what I've been alive. Wife said the husband you can't leave me now. Husband said 50 years and 4 kids, if that didn't stop me this won't

>>213505334
West Coast blacks are soft LARPers. They would call the cops if they ran in to real G

we'll head them off at the pass

>>213505517
we have to keep our shareholders happy

>>213505459
Laws the Law
That will be put to good use in a diversity in policing program

>>213505511
Reckon the Conservatives will win and nothing will change, Reform will die out and we won't break out of our two-party duopoly

>>213505565
That law would have been created before the internet

>>213505459
Yikes he should sue

I have food poisoning.

*rolls a 20*

>>213505603
The victim only needs to thank the police for returning his property

>>213505619
*checks rulebook*

I personally won't be voting reform

I believe that everything Tolkien wrote actually happened

>>213505635
They only returned half of his property

watching a pro wrestling video but can't be arsed with it, it's all fake anyway

>>213505649
Okay, I will

>>213505661
No they returned all of it

gymtoil complete

>>213505678
As is your right

Corbyn vs Farage would be just like Luke Skywalker vs Voldemort

>>213505486
Gonna be hilarious watching Jeremy Corbyns new party splitting the labour and green vote

>>213505668
Sometimes I wish I fought in WW2

NINA HARTLEY
name came back, that's the one

>>213505704
upvoted

toil over lads

>>213505714
mad how it was actually worse to be a soldier in ww1 than ww2

>>213505459
Don't see how that makes any sense
The victim has bitcoin stolen from them, not the fiat currency value of bitcoin
If the police recover a car that went up in value do they sell it and pay the victim the only the value at the time of theft

>>213505714
Antifa scum

>>213505691
I'm using a straight sword in elden ring and regretting it a bit. Mainly cause of reach and it looks less kino against bosses

>>213505739
delet

for the first time in my life I've truly got no friends. I'm nearly 30. Not sure how to fix this

>>213505805
make some friends

>>213505805
who cares

>>213505745
no, it reads like the victim had money stolen from him which the thieves converted into bitcoin

there's not a man, woman or child on this planet that I would not destroy in battle

>>213505745
No, he had 500k fiat stolen
the stolen money was converted to bitcoin
the police seized the bitcoin
the police converted the bitcoin back into fiat money
the victim got his money back


they did not take his bitcoin he didn't have any to begin with

>>213505685
Rich Piana looked great before he went a bit mental

>>213505814
how
>>213505839
me

>>213505852
what kind of battle

>>213505691
i always play warrior with an axe

>>213505648
*throws a fit*

>>213505860
is google broken?

A postman was overpowered by two men and robbed of a parcel during a daylight incident in Blackpool.
It happened on High Street at around 10.55am on Tuesday, July 1.

The offenders fled the scene after the robbery, running along Bank Street and then onto Dickson Road.


Lancashire Police today released CCTV footage of two men they wanted to speak to in connection with the incident.

don't give a ducking shit

men commit all the crimes and are so violent just sick of them

>>213505486
can't wait for lib dem/SNP/green coalition that lasts a week

>>213505958
mong

it's immoral for the police to make money from crime

the profix should have been burned

>>213505918
Irish surnames no doubt

you don't need mates. what are you some kind of queer or woman?

>>213505955
Big fan of poo seal

>>213505918
they look like nice fellas

>>213505979
should have given it to me

>>213505955
nice poo seal that

>>213505990
even batman has robin

the river bames

>>213505990
Fuck up you unlovable goblin

>>213505979
they had to get a judge's permission, they didn't just keep it willy nilly. the fact you know about it at all shows it's an unusual thing

>>213505719
based lil naitch

>>213505856
Would take a bite out of her arse like a crisp apple

if you have bitcoin stolen from you it's your own fault

got a best mate me
known him me whole life
must be about 8-9 years since I last saw him
maybe about 3-4 years since last spoke
love that guy

>>213506060
What's your point exactly? Can tell you're a stupid chink with that attitude

Slavery

mental how the rat torture /britfeel/ guy met up with a paki tranny who records women in bathrooms and they're both featured on a newsnight report about friendship

I got food poisoning and then found out everyone I loved was dead.

all my crypto stays on the exchange i buy it from and desu i wouldn’t even be that upset if it got lost or stolen as i don’t have much of it to be begin with aha x

>>213506112
that sounds like friendship to me

>>213505023
nonce

>>213506122
ha ha what are you like

there's been a change of plans

>>213506112
erm mcscuse me

Just back from a 3 day holiday, lads.

>>213506100
white slavery :0

Whole house reeks of rubbish, semen and farts

OH MY GOD HE DID NOT GET BITCOIN STOLEN READ NIGGA READ

>>213506112
he's got the incel feet

why is that seal in poo that's what I want to know

>>213506168
he's got knock knees

>>213506178
it's his thing

>>213506158
>rubbish
that's our word, you can't use that word

>>213505890
rape

>>213506164
i don’t have any bitcoin anyway all my bags are in bonk and hedera and ive got a cheeky $50 in ethereum that i bought when it was up one week now its down x

only like lagers don't like ales or stouts me

>>213506206
hes gone woke

>>213506178
have you pondered two poo seals?

>>213506200
When i say trash or water my New York accent comes out so i avoid it x

>>213506168
wait my feet are like this too, that's not normal?

rorke!!! >~<

>>213506094
keep crying i'm sure the world will change to suit you any day now

>>213506217
I love stouts
never liked much of the stuff until I found those

>>213506220
spackers

>>213506237
I accept your concession, bugmong

>>213506206
poo seal >>> unpoo seal

GIMME DAT MALT LIQUOR

NEPHEW GET ME A 40

i don't need motivation i need discipline

What if I told you, that poo seal is actually a poo SEA LION?

>>213506279
Word

how do you burn bitcoin ya daft fanny

>>213506282
discipline is even more difficult to maintain unfortunately

>>213506256
concession to what

got a bad sense of taste and a bad sense of smell and bad eyesight and i'm bad at remembering names and faces and i'm colourblind

why did she say this

Montenegro be kiddin me

need to kill myself because I gave into the AI porn

>>213506316
she watches too much GB news

gonna have a nephew soon and my millennial brother wants to call him otis

>>213506316
my queen

listening to the 'asis
listening to the 'miths
listening to the 'one roses

>>213506356
that's a dog's name now

Lee Van Queef

>>213506356
should name him niggerkiller1488

>>213506288
Convert to fiat then physical cash then burn

>>213506390
>>213506390

>>213506316
she's a thicko who gets in a right fluffery buffery over news designed to get her worked up

>>213506279
you a straight busta

1. Lucy Connolly you have pleaded guilty to the offence of distributing
material with the intention of stirring up racial hatred.
2. Sadly this is one of a number of cases that this court has had to deal with
arising from civil unrest following the very tragic events in Southport on
the 29th July 2024.
3. As everyone is aware some people used that tragedy as an opportunity to
sow division and hatred, often using social media , leading to a number of
towns and cities being disfigured by mindless and racist violence,
intimidation and damage which has been summarised by the prosecution
today.
4. It is strength of our society that it is both diverse and inclusive. There is
always a very small minority of people who will seek an excuse to use
violence and disorder causing injury, damage, loss and fear to wholly
innocent members of the public and sentences for those who incite racial
hatred and disharmony in our society are intended to both punish and
deter .
5. At 8.30pm on the 29th July of this year you used the social media
platform, then known as Twitter, to publish the following:
“Mass deportation now, set fire to all the fucking hotels full of the
bastards for all I care, while you’re at it take the treacherous government
and politicians with them. I feel physically sick knowing what these
families will now have to endure. If that makes me racist so be it”
6. When you published those words you were well aware of how volatile the
situation was. As everyone is aware, that volatility led to serious disorder
in a number of areas of the country where mindless violence was used to
cause injury and damage to wholly innocent members of the public and to
their properties.
7. Your message was widely read – it was viewed 310,000 times with 940
reposts, 58 quotes and 113 bookmarks.

>>213506282
I need a no nonsense black qveen to whip me into shape, or a kindly Japanese woman would work too