Thread 213504234

>be Aussie
>Just spent the entire day yesterday tidying up your backyard for a barbie with the family for the following day
>Go to bed
>Wake up
>Look outside
>See pic related...
>No joke It's covered in spider webs and they're all venomous
>Literally every centimeter is all coated in webs

You think Aussies have it easy? You can't enjoy shit in Australia without the wildlife fucking you over.
It's a constant Mann vs Nature battle in Australia... And men are losing.

>>213504234 (OP)
And people wonder why bongs took one look at that cursed land and turned it into a penal colony.

>>213505095
Honestly they deserve it, their Nutella tastes like ass.

>>213504234 (OP)
Yeah, I don't want to live anywhere with big spiders.

>>213504234 (OP)
Ah yes, Australian snow.

>>213504234 (OP)
i found most carburator and brake cleaners to give flames up to 5m

We have retarded spiders in South Carolina that will build their web overnight on our porches right at face level

>>213505670
Fat lotta shit that 5cm reach can give you against an army of spiders that jump.

>>213505732
OH MY GOD!!! NOBODY GAF!!!!
>*people discussing X country*
>*Amerimutt tries to shift the topic to himself because he must ALWAYS have the spotlight*
It's annoying, fuck off, not Everything is about you.

>>213504234 (OP)
nature has already secured a complete victory over there
every aussie poster here is actually a giant spider

>>213505811
Cry more faggot