Thread 213506390

the fields edish

i have literally never used an indicator at a roundabout since passing my test a year ago

what is even the point? people don't look at your lights, they look at the car and where it's positioned

seems utterly pointless

my mate's just put up a social media post to celebrate the birth of his first child
which is brilliant
but the thing is you can basically see almost all of his wife's massive engorged preggo tits
so basically ive wanked over that twice already and its only been up 2 hours

why are the french such disgusting little rodenfolk

Is this true? I said we shouldn’t have any US bases in our country.

Tuesday evening? Time for your reminder. Get up and move. The wheels in motion. The goals still need to be met. This is our mantra. This is our moment. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.

still listening to 'asis
still listening to 'miths
still listening to 'one roses

SNIFFFFFFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meNbh90DZJ0

>>213506430
so basically you're wanking to newborns?

1. Lucy Connolly you have pleaded guilty to the offence of distributing
material with the intention of stirring up racial hatred.
2. Sadly this is one of a number of cases that this court has had to deal with
arising from civil unrest following the very tragic events in Southport on
the 29th July 2024.
3. As everyone is aware some people used that tragedy as an opportunity to
sow division and hatred, often using social media , leading to a number of
towns and cities being disfigured by mindless and racist violence,
intimidation and damage which has been summarised by the prosecution
today.
4. It is strength of our society that it is both diverse and inclusive. There is
always a very small minority of people who will seek an excuse to use
violence and disorder causing injury, damage, loss and fear to wholly
innocent members of the public and sentences for those who incite racial
hatred and disharmony in our society are intended to both punish and
deter .
5. At 8.30pm on the 29th July of this year you used the social media
platform, then known as Twitter, to publish the following:
“Mass deportation now, set fire to all the fucking hotels full of the
bastards for all I care, while you’re at it take the treacherous government
and politicians with them. I feel physically sick knowing what these
families will now have to endure. If that makes me racist so be it”
6. When you published those words you were well aware of how volatile the
situation was. As everyone is aware, that volatility led to serious disorder
in a number of areas of the country where mindless violence was used to
cause injury and damage to wholly innocent members of the public and to
their properties.
7. Your message was widely read – it was viewed 310,000 times with 940
reposts, 58 quotes and 113 bookmarks

just moisturized my face

>>213506421
Paki alert

You are going to Boardmasters aren't you Rorke?

OHHHHHHHHHHH DOMMY DOMMY

>>213506430
>>213506466

>>213506430
coomers gon coom

>>213506485
i rarely see people indicate. explain to me why they are needed? nobody looks at your lights.

My son shall be named UselessfuckingtwatthagIneverwanted

heading to bed soon

sick of being awake. There's nothing for me in this waking world.

8. By the time you were arrested on the 6th August of this year you had
deleted the account. From enquiries made by that police they were able to
establish that the individual tweet the subject of this offence remined
available for at least three and a half hours.
9. The police were however able to trace other tweets that you had sent both
before and after the 29th July which included further racist remarks. On
the 5th August, the day before you were arrested you sent a WhatsApp
message which included “..raging tweet about burning down hotels has
bit me on the arse lol “ which is commonly understood to mean laugh out
loud.
10. You also messaged that if enquiries of you were made, you would deny
you were responsible for the message and if you were arrested you would
“ play the mental health card “.
11. I have to apply the Sentencing Council Guidelines for this offence.
12. In relation to your culpability this is clearly a category A case – as both
prosecution and your counsel agree, because you intended to incite
serious violence.
13. In relation to harm it is again agreed, correctly, that what you did
encouraged activity which threatened or endangered life and therefore
falls within category 1. There is also further relevant factor in relation to
harm in that you sought, and achieved, widespread dissemination of your
statement by posting it on social media.
14. The starting point after a trial is therefore one of 3 years imprisonment.
15. There is a further significant aggravating factor namely, the timing of the
publication when there was obviously a particularly sensitive social
climate. It would be difficult to think of a more sensitive such time than
during the evening of the 29th July of this year.
16. All of those factors would require a significant increase in the sentence
beyond the starting point.

leftypol looking at what a lawless wog infested shithole britain has become and saying 'ah this is progress'

>>213506483
with your own cum?

>>213506472
Not sure why you thought it was a good idea to post that

>>213506442
It's not getting through to Deano

>>213506494
ayo this bitch got a seven-head

>>213506525
no wtf is wrong with you

what i would do for a longer penis even an inch id give my left arm for an inch

>>213506516
watch some shows
have a wank
doomscroll tiktok
the night is young

>>213506504
>i don't look at indicator lights so nobody should use them

17. As to mitigation. You are now 41 years of age. It is clearly a mitigating
factor that you have no previous convictions. I have also read the
character references on your behalf from those who know you. They
speak of a caring person including those for whom you acted as a child
minder for their children. You have a good family and a young daughter
who is undoubtedly missing you terribly. I also take into account that this
will be the first time you have been in prison and present circumstances.
18. In relation to the offence I have regard to the fact that although it was
widely read, you did not repeat any such statement and in due course
deleted it and you sent some messages to the effect that violence was not
the answer.
19. You have had tragedy in your own life with the loss of your very young
child some years ago. I have read the psychiatric report from some twelve
years ago as to the psychiatric difficulties you then suffered.
20. I accept that you still very keenly feel that loss.
21. There is no recent psychiatric evidence and whilst you may well have
understood the grief of those who suffered their own tragic losses in
Southport you did not send a message of understanding and comfort but
rather an incitement to hatred. There is no evidence of any mental
disorder having any material affect on you committing this offence.
22. Similarly whilst I accept you regret your actions and I have been referred
to messages in which you say that you disagree with racism and violence,
it is clear from the evidence of your own words in the days following
your actions, what you said to the police and what you said to the
probation officer that you have little insight into, or acceptance of, your
actions.
23. I have to balance all of those factors.
24. The minimum sentence after a trial would have been three and a half
years imprisonment.

>>213506556
please do NOT kill yourself

left my dutch flag on by accident
ive been wanking again havent i

>213506556
>213506519
>213506472
Nice one dickhead

They're having a migrant protest down the end of my road on Sunday, should I go?

>>213506516
It's just so grimoli

I really do adore my penis and shall be sad to see him go.

Just because your post didn't get any (you)s doesn't mean that it didn't give me a chuckle

he Plea and Case Management hearing and you
are therefore entitled to a reduction in that sentence of twenty five
percent.
26. The sentence on count 1 therefore is one of 31 months imprisonment.
You will serve forty percent of that sentence. When you are released you
will remain on license for the balance of the sentence and if you fail to
accord with the terms of the license or commit any further offence you
can be returned to serve the balance of the sentence.
27.I make a deprivation order in relation to the digital device seized.
28. The victim impact surcharge will apply.

>>213506551
retard my instructor literally told me to pay attention to the movement of the car because indicators can be misleading
and they are because people don't use them properly and they're hard to see

it pie night

>>213506575
why not

It's cool to live with your parents

pesto alla trapanese > pesto alla genovese

Never hear about this bloke anymore

>>213506605
Wish i had a peng ting to pie me

>>213506632
got done for noncing

>>213506575
You can be charged with violent disorder without participating in any violence

throw nigger babies into the fires of Mount Doom

>>213506600
>my instructor literally told me to pay attention to the movement of the car because indicators can be misleading
and your response is to just never indicate or look at indicators at all?

>>213506632
we used to have to lick his bald dome when he came to our primary

>>213506663
bit racist

if we were japanese we'd be 弱者男性

>>213506632
Summit off about him

Are dua visting the war crimes museum with her anglo bvll

>>213506687
how so

>>213506744
he's gone poo wild

>>213506714
lad in his 30s wearing his n-sync halloween costume to the war crimes museum in case he has to enter a break dance battle in between exhibits

>>213506744
delete this immediately

>>213506744
don't like this
thoroughly unnerved

Never had a friend my entire adult life (Just turned 28) and probably a lot of people are the same. I don’t have any interest in going to a pub which I’m guessing is where most people go after work, but it’s not my thing

the salami lid ain't gone fit

>>213506819
Want to be friends?

>>213506819
blog on

>>213506819
join a club
>don't have any hobbies
fuck off and get some then boring cunt

this is fashion apparently
If I dressed like this I would be called a nonce and people would throw things at me from their car

>>213506819
Did you not go to uni?

get the melanated women off the train!

>>213506858
wasn't an adult at 18

rorke having to give up his seat on the bus to a single mother with a black baby in a pushchair

>>213506927
Yay mlp yay yay yay mlp

>>213506904
need all the nonces like him rounded up and killed

HE'S WEARING BAGGY CARGO TROUSERS
HANG THE NONCE

becoming increasingly insane as I get older

can see myself becoming some sort of Tim Byrne esque character in my future

I smell like poo

>>213506990
*scurries over to you naked on all fours and starts sniffing you*

>>213506836
screeching

How did he get away with it

Hello friends. Today is a very sad day. My kitty kot of 18 years has passed away. May he rest in peace.

>>213507037
good

rapetoil loometh

bet you get so much pussy with a bike

drinking aldi whisky

>>213507062
have a heart will ya?

>>213507037
I'm very sorry to hear of his passing catyank. I'm sure you gave him a great life and he enjoyed his time with you. He will be waiting for you in heaven and you will be reunited one day x

>>213507074
They're like modern day knights with sexy armour

>>213507037
rip gingerpedo's cat may he find comfort for the loss he has sustained

>>213507088
christians think animals dont have souls so dont go to heaven

is this good for Are Keith or nah

>>213507074
you get more with a van because you have a mobile shag box
you can park up outside of clubs and just sleep in there

>>213507074
not if youre a tryhard like him

>>213507139
Serious what makes him a try hard? Idk

>one month into my new hospitality job
>all 3 of the shift managers just quit at the same time

hmm .....

>>213507164
time for a real man to step up

>>213507164
do you ever spit in the food

doing quite the poo.

quite the poo indeed.

Keep sucking cock when I get really drunk even though I'm straight

>>213507037
Sorry to hear that catyank :(

evil white incel rapist thugs
let me know what you think

>>213507160
hes always going around in his all black overdesigned outfit trying to look cool in his videos

i expect your report on my desk tomorrow

Thinking about the king of all the gauls

Need the SAS to conduct covert operations in northern france to assassinate smuggling gang leaders
What good is just 'sanctioning' these people lmao
Just send them in and execute them like drug lords like USA did with cartels in the 80s/90s

>>213506819
Same, I'm 29 and haven't had any friends since sixth form
I wonder if my old classmates from school ever think about me

>>213507201
top right is making the rounds on soshy meeds lately

>>213507201
bottom right what the fuck even is that lad
feel bad for him

on the 6 dot velo purple grapes

>>213507225
I thought you were supposed to wear those in case you fall off

>>213507201
deano is out of control at this point

I have epilepsy so I get my covid jabs early. Always enjoy my yearly trip down to the community centre sat among the 60-70 year olds as they wonder what must be wrong with me such that I need the jab early while I mog them all to death looking muscular and fit.

>>213507264
thats rorke

>>213507269
get on the 50mg pablos

>>213506575
Stand up and be counted, show the world that you’re a man!

got the jazz funk on

listening to music is gay by the way

>>213507269
>>213507297
what happened to just having a smoke

fucking nose hairs i only trimmed them the other day and i already have vines hanging out

>>213507269
>purple grapes

>>213507304
takes a significant mental effort for me to read the word "mate" as intended in that image given your flag

>>213507297
got some freezing ice just trying to get through these cos I bulk bought them

>>213507297
think the panic attack i'd get from that much nicotine would make me want to kill myself

>>213507343
I like a good smoke but the strength of a cig doesn't even touch the sides

yeah the air fryer is fired up, it burger time

>>213507291
scrambled shit for brains mong

>>213507037
rip

>>213507370
it's obviously maté you gay freak

The UK has FALLEN

What do we do if 4chan gets banned?

>>213507444
shut up moron how many times are you going to post this

>>213507429
yeah but aussies say mate all the time and it's a brucepost so obviously if I see the word mate then I'm thinking it's bruce saying mate, not the meme south american brew

the word is even at the very end of the sentence, the way you'd tack on mate at the end, mate.

Sir Sam Currant

>>213507037
that's not your cat

>>213507444
Monty Pyke
Every Saturday 7pm
Table 42
Don Diego will see to you

>>213507037
sorry to hear it, he looked very handsome

>>213507444
we go back to mailing our gimmick posts to the editor

>>213507269
just a steady 3 dot ruby berry for me

Will be having sex with a girl I met off hinge today

hey guys quick question

political studies student here

does voting in politics really do anything?

thanks

>>213507444
touch grass and have sex probably

And the latest from the darkened, twisted mind of Cody?

This is my kitty kot. A fine and noble kot he was. Today he has left the mortal plane after 18 years.

>>213507537
jfs OUT!!

>>213507547
contemplating his troubled visage in a cracked meer

don henley wrote both hotel california and desperado

>>213507535
In a day?

Can’t believe that Thomas Crapper was instrumental in the evolution of the modern toilet

>>213507591
rip in peace catberg

What a supreme and dignified kot he was.

>>213507619
hahaha ya toilet humour amirite :p

Alright chatGPT make a video of catyanks dead cat raping a jaydyersexarse with the darth sidious lightsaber shaft

This is him when he was a young kitty. This was in 2007.

>>213507619
They should've called it the crapper

>>213507591
>>213507632
>>213507673
RIP

What a fine and splendid creature was he.

lads... I don't have much time... the entire EE mobile network has been range banned because of OSA... O2 is next... they're taking us out one network at a time... save yourselves...

I can't stop gooning to trannies

>>213507713
Proof?

The life of a single cat is worth more than all of the non-White masses combined.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDKhUknuQDg

put me in the middle of cheadle please

>>213507768
cats are the nigger of the animal race

>>213507037
:(
F

>>213507074
You people who get pussy on a bike would get it without the bike. The bike doesn’t change your height, jaw etc
>>213507225
Sorry mate but he does look cool

>>213507796
They're the chinks. They mimic affection and love but in reality they are evil bio-machine parasites. Say what you will about the 'iggers but they are passionate people

bit slow today, we usually do a whole thread in about an hour at this time

>>213507885
He looks cool to men

>>213507987
Bet the milfs love it

>>213507978
i will try to step up the poo posting

men in lycra (faggots)

raping my own arse

just did a poo. i would rate it a 6/10 poo. i would have liked a bit more heft to it iiabhwyl.

Any Bonnie Blue webms kicking about?

>>213508125
yeah

>>213508144
Where

>>213508165
um probably in

>>213508165
kicking about

>>213508165
nice try Keir

>>213508165
Lets see some ID

>>213508172
>>213508176
>>213508180
>>213508189

Come on brothers I need a wank

>>213508195
licence first son

>>213508195
We're trying to help you

>>213508195
You into bellies?

do they have mcdonalds on indian reservations

>>213506390 (OP)
put a gherkin on it x

Rorke when minorities are about

Well /brit/?

What if I just imagine porn in my head? Sir Keir Starmer can't control my mind

wiping my arse with poo

>>213508224
yeah they call it Frying Bull

>>213508224
...yh

evening girlies xx

could I have a word?

>>213508253
racist

>>213508253
They're not wrong

>>213508255
That's what you think.

>>213508253
the Jews are not a friend of the white man

>>213508253
Leftypol thinks Uyghurland is in America omdz

>>213508253
leftypol cheering and clapping people who want him extinguished

>>213508303
lips made to be wrapped around obsidian hard veiny blood diamond head african jungle bbc

>>213508303
Evening you fucking colossal bender xx

Her fanny is a right state

>>213508354
hpw are u my little rock skipper <3

watching a youtube video on dale earnhardt’s crash and death rn

>>213508368
ummers

>>213508368
By decree of mein starmer

>>213507201
Movie

>>213508368
find that attractive honestly
also enjoying the hint of danny ds MASSIVE knobber

What is Trump up to lmao

Give me the bonnie webms now

/brit/ supports Lily Phillips in the great British whore off

what an awful thing to see at dinner time

>knowing the names of male porn stars
>being able to identify male porn stars by the last 2 inches of their cock

>>213508255
anon, I...

>>213508432
?

>>213508432
Hang on let me ring him

>>213508458
Spot yourself in the mirror did we?

>>213508466
im not sure you comprehend how far gone some people are. they have minds irreparably ruined from porn addiction. truly wretched specimens that frankly need a bullet to their heads

>>213508487
Attractive people are just born superior to the rest of us and get easy lives because of it, which they deserve

>>213508473
He's currently walking around the roof of the white house shouting at reporters lmao

>>213508497
>fatmong patter

>>213508529
Lmao

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

>>213508529
howling reminds me on my nan wandering about when she had the old 'mentia

Couldn't name a single porn star but I do have favourite Instagram wanks

>>213508537
Settle down mate you were done

>>213508529
also 'joked' about installing nuclear missiles up there when shouting

>>213508466
For me? It's Mick Blue

gonna get the wank done

>>213508487
this one looks more like him desu it's funny how he's so chiselled in that one photo

>>213508586
My favourite porn star, Cody Lane died in a horrific car accident a few years ago :(

>>213508529
He’s telling the architects where to build the big Star of David statue

Americans literally elected a pedo with dementia lmao the best and brightest

>>213508529
Imagine the scenes if he was shot

>>213508644
which one

Everything Tom Kerridge makes in the M&S ads look fucking shite lmao

>>213507037
Sorry to hear it Catyank. RIP to your catberg.

>>213508644
They've done that a couple of times now

>>213508631
he's not even chiseled in that photo, he's chubby
such good facial structure that he can do that

>>213508637
colon perforated by a bbc?

Britain is racist so it has to take in 1 trillion brown people ok rorke?

Why is he on the roof though lol

my favourite pornstar is japanese and I don't even know how to say her name properly

my favourite porn star unfortunately had her cock surgically inverted

>>213508691
it is his second term yeah

>>213508740
Fail to see how this would stop you posting it
Are you using text-to-speech on /brit/

can never wank to pornstars if i know they are dead which is a crying shame as i loved cranking my hog to august ames' tits

Sir Oswald Mosley
Sir Enoch Powell
Sir Nick Griffin
Sir Jonathan Bowden

>>213508696
maybe more squared jawed is a better description. he's obviously very photogenic but i think of him as more unconventionally handsome idk

>>213508466
she looks kinda like Matt Hancock

>>213508733
yes and immediately shovel them into ethanol reactors, think of the energy opportunities that arise from biomatic blob, children, mothers, brothers, wives, so much energy

>>213508531
surreal to think that you could see a cute gal like this and be none the wiser that she's got a big fucking throbber hiding in her shorts

>>213508785
Why? That makes it hotter.
Yeah she's dead but her videos will live forever online.

Mental how much I love small breasted women.

>>213508834
I wish

>>213508783
Me on the right

>>213508774
would prefer not to

>>213508845
in person you can usually tell something's off

>>213508845
it's not that big

>>213508858
Um

>>213508466
I have a problem

The YOOKAY state is an ethnically hostile regime of degenerate liberal midwits that is in direct war with the native population

imagine dying and the only time any person ever remembers you is when they tug one off to you getting fucked up the arse by a bbc

>>213508885
Shut up diego you little div

>>213508885
its also munted to fuck

>>213508895
I said WOMEN. What were you thinking of?

>>213508958
i'd still have a go on it

>>213508929
gonna do anything about it?

>>213508885
cockmogs me

>>213508929
>YOOKAY
why do you keep writing it like this
what is it supposed to mean

What happens when you die, lads? I'm scared.

>>213509013
nothing, you just start rotting and get eaten away by bacteria and insects

lil tay wank on the cards, again

>>213509013
Your soul goes to heaven where you exist in a state of endless bliss and no suffering along with everyone you ever loved and knew

>>213509000
It's a mockery of how the term "UK" has replaced "Britain".

"UK" is a place devoid of any attachment. It's an economic zone to be used as a cog in a machine.

I have food poisoning.

>>213509013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXnAIgeVGt4
it's ok

Reading Hitler.

Screaming with laughter in the face of single mothers to remind them of their awful decisions

>>213509075
I guess it’s easier to delude yourself like this than face reality

>>213509013
personally, i don't know

Refuse to believe a Bradley poster thinks deeply about life after death

>>213509092
oh okay, i see

>>213509159
they're human just like us

>>213507488
amazing psot

>>213509133
Only ones with mixed offspring.

>>213444800
>>213444800

>>213509232
>>213509232