Thread 213509232

workin 9 to 5 edish

First for poo

einmal in der woche

listenin to 'oy 'ivision

third for poo

What type of person would care about this

+1 to the poo count

What is this little rascal up to lmao

>>213509250
*dances in early-00s CGI*

neoliberal bull logging in

>>213509232 (OP)
spooky

GET. THEM. OUT.

had beef jerky for the first time today
not sure the yankoid obsession

Deploying an interstellar probe to shout the word nigger at distant planets in 400,000 years

>>213509318
leftypol nowhere to be found

>>213509332
It's good /out/ food

>>213509332
Yeah it's crap
Biltong is much nicer

milk boob

https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1754415673956631.mp4

well well looky what we have here

>>213509350
This wouldn't be an issue if it was properly policed.

>>213509318
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>213509380
Ok

>>213509340
She's already going grey

>>213509340
what's the issue

>>213509380
oh so leftypol likes the police now?

>>213509399
probably the fact he was her tennis coach when she was presumably underaged which could conceivable amount to grooming

*spins a guitar around like zz top*

https://x.com/wesleywinteryt/status/1952725444635095294?s=46&t=IkPRHrWsmatzDsivbdhklw

the police in this country are actual human sewage

>>213509399
If you can’t see it you’re a nonce. He coached her whilst she was underage then suddenly dates her once she’s 18
That is grooming

>>213509490
>>213509431
No reason to assume

>10 sleeps until the footy is back and I can stop pretending to care about politics and current events
wahey

>>213509431
right well she was legal from 16 onwards so unless he was coaching her tennis for 3 years (unlikely) it's all above board

not illegal though is it

mad to think if william iii just popped out a boy the british king would still probably also be king of the netherlands

>>213509535
>right well she was legal from 16
big assumption that this isn't yankland
but regardless of legality, it's still extremely disgusting

SHE WAS 38 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

>>213509275
What the fuck how can a yacht be worth that much

in the sewer all alone

>>213509575
No it isn't, all civilised countries have the aoc at 16

>>213509598
no you're not

>>213509598
FOY we call them shite tunnels

>>213509318
crazy how they go to the effort to find out about the gangs and then do nothing to stop them

>>213509622
>>213509630

the noncecord out in full force tonight

Only in Sneedville

>>213509318
rent, food and travel will finally be cheaper

>>213509575
16 is age of consent in a lot of us states, but being her coach would probably make it illegal. at least that's how it is here. it is kind of gross on his part but it's also silly to infantilize older teenagers

Doing some singing

>>213509651
the wall is coming, and it's coming fast

>>213509597
I think he was scammed. It looks fucking shit

>>213509663
Only trannies and femcels care about age gaps.

start wanking to this

>>213509651
This is a man. In a wig. You are a homosexual

Good thing normies changed their pfp to the Ukraine flag, I'm sure their army wouldn't have held on with that

>>213509690
men don't hit the wall so she's only getting fitter

watching a 90 minute video about a container ship

>>213509711
not a furry but it twitched

>>213509694
its built in that vintage style you moron

>>213509597
fuel, insurance, crew, docking fees, maintenance, depends how they came up with the $500 million figure

Taking a dinghy to Calais in blackface

Spending £700 on a new gaming PC like a fucking incel

>>213509727
men don't hit the wall but men who put on dresses and pretend to be women absolutely do

If I wanted some isolation I would build a house in the woods
But a boat? Fuck that

>>213509597
I don't know if people really appreciate what a fuckin yacht is. If you own more than one yacht then your grandkids are probably set for life.

>>213509711
you're allowed to post the mice, ok
you are NOT allowed to post the erotic mice.
this is the line tobias

>>213509745
I don’t get what you mean

A lot of guys will lie to you when they say they have food poisoning just to get you to like that or get in your "good books" but I actually do have food poisoning.

>>213509772
ktim but I only play hoi4 and eu4.

>>213509743
we're putting you in the second one where it's like a half skirt with the front exposed

>fwberg says she's pregnant
she said she was on the pill...

*starts humming the HOI4 theme tune which starts doo doo doodoo*

you just don't get it do you

>>213509819
Never met a dude who was into Paradox games who wasn't severely autistic.

>>213509862
mate used to love them
he's a woman now

might start watching Buffy

>>213509694
>23 mph
Imagine spending half a billy and the fastest you can go is 23 mph lmaoooo

I can't go on X anymore. It's too blackpilling. My head is FIRMLY in the sand!

>>213509694
Can build a small hospital for that money

nigga. WHAT is that thing

*distant eagle screech*

>>213509862
Didn't say I wasn't?

I am a large soap bubble floating on the zephyr of creation...

>>213509904
yeah but you can't sail around the caribbean on a hospital

>>213509912
the richest future divorcée in the world

>>213509912
richest nigga in the world and the best he can settle with is some used-up bogged christmas cake

>>213509694
wonder how many cabins on board people have been nonced in

I'm almost certain my mother is slowly poisoning me.

>>213509941
almost like face was always the most important thing

>>213509872
get him shagged

I have generational trauma

>>213509811
sorry
https://www.oceancoyacht.com/fleet/koru/
it's meant to look like a 19th century sailing yacht

Still absolutely howling at that lad I destroyed so much that he start screaming at me to admit defeat so he could go to bed lmao

GRANDPA'S PARTY
GRANDPA'S PARTY
GRANDPA'S PARTY
GRANDPA'S PARTY

>>213509967
should be a better son

>>213509912
he must actually really like her and maybe they get along

not really feeling /brit/ this evening

looking for a better fleece than all of the usual shite x

>>213510054
OOF madone he looks like shit

>>213510070
It's called growing up. Happened to me. I only come here for an hour or two in the evening now.

>fleece
alright literal middle-aged woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-W23WLBWtE
He's live

Food Poisoning is one of those things that no-one really feels sympathy for you when you get it. I may as well be moaning into the void.

>>213509941
he's not the richest

>>213510116
ADONBILIVIT

hope you lot are data hoarding

>>213509912
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>>213509694
I guess that's Lauren Sanchez.

Not really feeling this food poisoning gimmick

>>213510136
why havent one of those yankoids bought like the dallas cowboys or some other vanity sports project and thrown money at it while wanking watching them play?

>>213510116
>tv show was shot in a studio using special effects
fucking hell I never saw this coming, this changes everything

Unsubscribed from Kurt caz after he revealed himself to be a zionist jew lickspittle

wine comes from Georgia ~8000 years ago

Had food poisoning yesterday, and today still have it. It's quite unpleasant.

CANIGETAHOYAINHOBBYCRAFT

Favourite pringles flavour, lads?

>>213510198
ADONBILIVIT.

>>213509535
Ah right well that's never been normal

>>213510247
Partial to BBQ

Got the knockoff ones from aldi just before

>>213510247
quite enjoy the bbq for dipping purposes

Rourke pissed off that his daughter is pregnant and brain-dead after a black migrant raped her

>>213510247
Paprika

hate farting just after you've had a poo

>>213510247
sour cream and onion is the only correct answer

So many things to juggle as an adult, and people wonder why people drink so much

raping my arse with poo

The 'rapes are looking lush

>>213510247
salt and vinegar, like a true neoliberal

Crisps are for children

>>213510251
according to whom

>>213510318
these turn my poos wild colours if i finish the tube

ana boulter sex

aha alri-
*falls through the /brit/ manhole*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ

>>213510383
Marriage records for the past 1000 years

what's your comfort watch/listen?

for me, it's old yogpods

>>213510432
i read a book

>>213510415
enjoyed this post

>>213510432
like watching old 9/11 footage or listening to full radio broadcasts of it on youtube

PUT THE TUPAC TAPE IN

which one would you eat first?

a neoliberal treat

>>213510467
unhinged choice

*vomits uneventfully in a corner of the /brit/*

>>213510481
youer fuign insane

I got the madonna on

>>213510363
Make wine

an honest neoliberal breakfast

Beautiful chune
https://youtu.be/BIkR-1LN-fE?si=TO4RqNNNlYNUyJZ7

>>213510531
Takes time

Wish I had £100,000,000 right now

>>213510583
listen to money by pink floyd instead

>>213510559
Okay fine

>>213510583
you'd find it a burden after so long and probably kill yourself from the pressure

>A braggot is a type of alcoholic beverage that is a hybrid of beer and mead, meaning it's made with both malted grains and honey. It's essentially a beer that has had a significant portion of its fermentable sugars derived from honey. This results in a drink that combines the characteristics of both beer and mead, offering a unique flavor profile

need this in my life

imagineing the pink one is what yours looks like

https://vocaroo.com/1ejbAiBiFrlD
what do you lads think of my silly little beat i made

an honest neoliberal breakfast

mental how my shite at toil looks like it parted the red sea. I didn't even flush. Just left it for the next person to admire lmao

I'm going to Davos with some clear agendas

winning the euromillions tonight

>>213510693
upload it on whyp.it then i'll consider listening

vocaroo has the worst compression imaginable

Just googled nft's and still don't get it. Sounds like another scam like crypto.

Reckon having a child with a woman you love has to be genuinely the best possible thing the average man can achieve in their lives

>>213510757
crypto isn't a scam it's a technology, like graphics cards

>>213510731
how did you manage to shit so high on the bowl?
you ain't right

Overheard my parents talking about just how fucking skint we are and how we’re going to need to recycle and pawn stuff to be able to afford the last few months of mortgage payments before we sell the house we bought 3 years ago. Mortgage prices have went mental.

>>213510721
No eggs benedict here! Just common sense cornflakes.

>>213510790
>crypto isn't a scam
it's a scam, but it's a scam which has made an awful lot of people an awful lot of money because there are an awful lot of people falling for the ponzi scheme

>>213510784
brother's expecting a boy around christmas and they're thinking about naming it otis
not sure how I feel about it

>>213510814
it's main usage is in the dark economy (ergo drugs buying) and it has been insanely useful for that purpose

>>213510790
Okay panjeet whatever you say

>>213510784
i will never experience this

>>213510812
well said

egg

>>213510821
I'm glad for him but Otis is a horrible name. Makes me think of pic related

NO TRUMP NO DONT JUMP

cyberpunk is such a sick fucking game there really is no other game like it

>>213510839
someone lost money on a shitcoin lmao

this is my dog, Otis

>>213510752
they’ve capped it at 25mb per upload, what a shite website

>>213510873
eh I don't hate it but it caught me by surprise
would name it john me, we need more johns running about

tactical post-work nap complete

>>213510937
lower the bitrate when you export then (settings)

>>213510731
EAT SHIT SAAAR

you may not be the next Mozart, but you could be the next Grozart

Mad how bonnie blue was married and only shagged 2 fellas before the event

>>213510583
start investing rorkey boy

>>213510821
got a baby 2nd cousin called otis it's an alright name

doctorberg said a lot of rich people come in with depression. hedonic treadmill n tha.

Poor Otis dead and gone
Left me here to sing his song
Pretty little girl with the red dress on
Poor Otis dead and gone

Going shopping soon. Need to replace phone and grab a few other items.

>>213510803
Have you considered that it might be time to grow up and stop being a wasteman

>>213510974
saw an instagram reel where loads of people were taking selfies with her in ibiza. normies are bizarre

Utterly mental just how easy it is to bait people with old /brit/ gimmicks on other boards

>>213510945
we don't say the n word here

Ever had your heart so heavy only a cigar could uplift you?

the days are getting cooler
the nights are getting longer
the black-hearted incels rejoice

what does that mean

Gave my boss his bi-annual bonus today

of all the threads on this site, /brit/ is the most unserious and addictive

>>213511057
sunberg is soon to make a return

>>213510958
just not going to do that, strictly bounce any mix with 24mb

>>213511036
not wrong though
will be killing myself if I'm still here at 25 c:

SNIFF THAT

>>213511039
tactical post-work recharge complete

>>213510998
A lot of rich people live boring lives and they have to act a certain way to maintain their position. I'd imagine it's enormous pressure. If I had a million or two I'm out, leave the country and find a cheap country to live out my days doing my hobbies in beautiful surroundings.

Britain is miserable anyway, most people are depressed.

>>213511088
alright but vocaroos merks your quality and any self respecting musician ought to care about that

omds turn on bbc news now

>A cargo ship from Nigeria with 7,200 frozen male genitalia was seized in Shanghai

>Male genitalia from Nigeria were packed in 36 boxes labeled "Plantain".

>The General Administration of Customs of China has warned that there has been an increase in attacks in Africa by armed groups that forcibly remove people's genitalia in order to sell them. The publication's publication says that human organ traffickers earn between $600 and $1.2 billion annually from smuggling.

Mental how I'm the best looking person in this thread

HE JUMPED
HE ACTUALLY FUCKING JUMPED

just found out i'm sharing a room with the 36 year old twink from toil for 2 nights in october

>>213511159
FUCKING 'ELLLLLLL

>>213511159
kris cross made me do it

>>213511134
>>213511159
Holy shit it's true
The files must be getting released

>>213511127
nah it’s just a bit of fun sharing innit, no need to strive for absolute top quality when it’s the first mix down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIogQ0WrxZ8
wow i like her outfit here

actually mad how good gooning and cumming everywhere to gay porn is

>>213511134
oh shit corbyns going after the allotments

Did trump really jump lads?

Yeah mad that.. truly mental.

*Does a 180 degree turn and walks away*

>>213511275
it rhymes !

>>213511275
YES

>>213511229
gay porn is a once in while on weekends thing for me and I tend to stick to assorted hentai most of the time

>>213510136
>Rothschild's not in the top 10
Did rorke lie to me?

>>213511326
literal homosexual you are

and the latest from the kardashians and / or paris hilton?

>>213509361
who is this

might wank tonight

Reddit is down
The nukes must be flying
Farewell lads. Gonna cuddle my mum

>gay porn
Loling at your lives

>>213511365
alri yoda

>>213511374
no you won't

be quiet

I quit smoking lads (cigs and weed) for good.

>>213511428
creas

>>213511449
Well done mate

Where is everyone

>>213511486
cooking tea

grandad had a stroke and on his admission form he wrote english as his ethnicity and they immediately arrested him and refused treatment

it didn't have to be this way

mad how some people had a teenage life like Skins
house parties, kissing birds, shagging, going on small trips, getting in trouble, hanging out and listening to music with mates

my childhood was just playing runescape, posting on 4chan, listening to radiohead in my smelly bedroom and popping my zits in the mirror

feel like im the last redpilled aryan man left

>>213511486
eating tea

*enters the thread with my back arched at a painful angle* aha hello lads how's it evening x

another hedgehog in my garden will put some food out for it later

>>213511515
her arse is insane

scrolled some insta reels while i ate some food
mental how everything is catered to zoomers in relationships
i can't relate to anything
i'm a zoomer freak

>>213511365
yh...a bit

>>213511515
corrrr

>>213511449
you are desperate for a cig

>>213511540
um
name

>>213511515
cronem delight

bro really thought

>>213511515
did she ever show her holes?

>>213511529
up to no good most likely

>>213511503
Did a few those things bar having sex between 16-17, wasn't really cut out for it as I had been a shut in before that. Remember getting the names 'Ben' and 'Ken' confused once so turned up to Ken's house with a load of booze and his parents answered the door and said he was at Ben's party, ended up going home because I couldn't be arsed, parents had given me a lift.

Was just ridiculed for a comment I made on YouTube.

>>213511577
'

corr, might go to bed

>>213511591
no, she basically makes that exact video over and over again and rakes in money from it

>>213511577
Janny screaming out of his arse at this post.

Watching a recent video from that aussie soyboy History of everything and he's ending a video with a fundraser appeal for trucks for Ukraine, except now he's coping about how even though the average life expectancy of every truck donated is 72 hours, he's still like "w...well if they survive for 3 days th..that means they can make like 3 trips and thats 60 troops transported and probably 3 wounded troops recovered from the front lines!"

>>213511577
speaking of I just learned about an infamous porn game so I'm looking forward to playing that when the wanking hour calls me

>>213511515
cronem cream doll

>>213511503
went to loads of house parties but never shagged or anything

>>213511662
sup crodie x

>>213509694
>his wife as the figurehead
omg that is so cringe

>>213511580
might have this

>>213511657
???
speaking of WHAT nigga

>>213511657
ah yes, the porn games

>>213511631
thought so, i moved on from her output years ago

>>213511600
I'm a STEM neek so 16-17 were the most stressful years of my life as I was trying to figure out fucking calculus n sheit

>>213511670
that's still better than being a shut-in weirdo who didn't make any memories that weren't on the internet

>>213509972
thsi amazing post

Got my camo pants on. Ready for war

>>213511702
I'd left school after my gcses as I hated it and went to sixth form college where I had a social life for the first time and fucked around. I remember there was a pub in town we'd all go to that didn't ID us for fucking ages but eventually kicked us out.

>>213510821

just send him pics of retarded people called otis to chnage his mind

>>213511713
It's that kid I was telling you about

might get the wand out

sick of having to deal with fucking gear chucking clankers

>>213511702
if it makes you feel better 98% of the people who had the Skins teens and weren't from rich families are now doing runt jobs on 22k

just seen a drug deal

>>213511768
Post brad lol 32

>>213511762
stay mad biofreak

>>213511702
well i still ended up a 33 year old virgin so it's not all rainbows and sunshine

>>213511795
Imagine fucking that robot
Giving it the full treatment, absolute painal in that mechanical arsehole
How good would that be

why doesn't brit understand that love is blind

>>213511820
ummiana

>>213511503
when i was at school my group of friends were collectively and derisively referred to as "the runies" because all we talked about is runescape but we still ended up going to house parties and getting drunk and stuff

>>213511820
Like Tetsuo the Iron Man

>>213511580
got 3 of those

get it fucking made

the new? dont mind if i do
>>213506736
>>213506736

>>213511899
so fucking early so fucking fucking early

wouldn't it be scary to have sex with a robot that could kill you in a moment's notice

new brendan fraser fillum lads

that's not the new! ooh i've been tricked ooh i'm livid!

kill everyone
now

>>213511873
>>213511873
>>213511873