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Samantha edition

Fyvush Finkel

>>213510977 (OP)
Cuck fetishes becoming almost mainstream knowledge has been a disaster for the internet

Society

>>213510977 (OP)
Why is she so small

>>213510977 (OP)
>Fucked up in the crib crackin' Mason jokes

>>213510977 (OP)
This is very good, but it looks like Samantha is in public, which he does not do in real life

I am black

business idea: frot with jason

I wouldn't have sex with a married woman even she approached me for it. I would document everything and send it to the husband though.

>>213511115
the best proof is a pov video of you fucking her

I'm drinking tea, but in a Chinese way, NOT a British way

My mega account is going to be deleted

imagine having a 'healthy' attitude towards sex
what does that even mean in today's world

>>213511101
Posted in the old by accident.......

>>213511145
It means you're not allowed to criticize women for having a high body count

>>213511136
good, good.

>>213511175
no i meant what would a TRULY healthy attitude towards sex even look like now

/cum/ has got to be the most normalfag general

I hate it when a homeless guy asks you for money two days in a row and he doesn't recognize you from yesterday. Maybe if you could remember basic details you could get a job ya fuck.

>>213511205
how's vancouver

>>213511189
Have protected casual sex if you can get it
Otherwise don't bother with women

>>213511115
>I wouldn't have sex
Just keep it like this, it's cleaner.

>>213511189
you're asking for two different things.
you can't have a TRULY healthy attitude towards sex NOW.
a healthy attitude towards sex NOW is not TRULY healthy

>>213511157
true say

>>213511197
a good chunk are incels larping as normies

incels be like
>according to all available evidence, women with more sexual partners are overwhelmingly less likely to be happy, faithful and content in any marriage.

>>213511253
if there is an optimal way to think about and engage in sex, it would probably remain constant throughout human history because it would have a lot to do with our biology, more than culture
so how would someone with the healthiest mindset navigate today's world

2/10 bait

what a nightmare

a lot of marriages are completely sexless

I don't care what other people do generally, but I would want a potential partner for myself to be someone who would only have sex in a long term, committed relationship.
If I hear about a random woman behaving like a slut I genuinely don't care

>>213510977 (OP)
It looks like he has a little girl on his lap

>>213511343
was your mom's marriage sexless?

>>213511361
i think so, i don't know

Horrid Edition
Horrid thread

>>213511376
where's your dad?

>>213511403
right now hes dead

>>213511416
**hugs**

lol I remember the one deadbreadrooms thread where the guy's wife put on gloves to give him a handjob

>>213511424
>tartaria is cum
holy crap

>>213511317
just like diet, different cultures have had different sexual traditions and experienced different levels of material success.
probably socially enforced monogomy is the healthiest.

>>213511437
I would cheat on my (hypothetical) wife if she did this

imagine being with a woman for years, only for her to turn around on you and say "sorry I don't want kids anymore :)" I'd unironically have a nigger moment and beat her

>>213511474
lucky for you, she only said it to start drama with you

>>213511474
then you look at the calendar and see it's april fool's, turns out she was pregnant and you just gave her a miscarriage

>>213511437
That's fucked. My wife is a total peude (raised catholic) but she will still offer a handy sometimes if she's on her period and will literally suck the cum out of my dick after

>>213511474
>imagine being with a woman
I refuse

>>213511469
just read the update post, the wife gave the classic excuse of "I'm just not a very sexual person man"

I see no problem with a woman having one or two previous sexual partners as long as they were genuine attempts at love and they weren't black or brown.

Anyway, im gonna go read a book

>>213511513
based

>>213511525
rare good jason post

>>213511424
I like the Total War series because painting the map feels a lot more earned

momberg promised sushi for dinner today

>>213511521
do you have a link

>>213511525
Bitch made
>>213511554
Cuck

>>213511468
well you just said what you think the best societal system around relationships would be
i asked what the best path an individual could take would be

>>213511521
This is usually true for women that have had only negative experiences with sex. Either they've only had one partner that was awkwardly bad, they were molested, or something like that.

>>213511525
That wouldnt be ideal because there is a good chance the woman is still in love with them

>>213511586
It's morally wrong to post reddit screenshots or links on /cum/. Just look up "dead bedrooms reddit gloves"

>>213511554
that's his slave name
he's samantha now

>>213511554
He's capable of making good posts but it's like 1/50, nowadays probably closer to 1/500 now that I think about it but still.

>>213511605
humans are social creatures. your personal behavior should fit in with your social behavior

>>213511613
>there is a good chance the woman is still in love with them
Lolno. Women can fall in and out of love at the deop of a hat and for entirely arbitrary reasons. If they're with anyone else, it's because they don't love the last guy anymore

fr bro why do i need hoes when i can just beat off to hentai

https://voca.ro/1cHYAHzZlP6h

>>213511645
you're dodging the question
when it comes to other people, yes, we should think of it on a massive scale and what the greater social trends are
but on an individual level, we have control over our actions, or at least we should believe we do, so what is the best thing one man can do in an imperfect world

When girls get tired of bad boys they settle down with nice guys like me. So who really wins.

>>213511698
i don't have an answer to your question. if i knew what personal lifestyle choices were most healthy, i would be employing them.

>>213511684
is that a george takei impression

>>213511665
>Women can fall in and out of love at the deop of a hat and for entirely arbitrary reasons.
That's only after they've already been whored out, and it's a coping mechanism because so many chads have played them.

>>213511714
Wow so you get Chads sloppy seconds. Lucky you. He already blew her asshole out but now that he's done with her, you can have what's left.

>>213511714
I don't even think redditors argue this much anymore, chud ideology has influenced everyone

>>213511725
No but it kinda sounds like him doesn't it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdZqlwJn_nM

this dude play Mario cart in real life

>>213511717
you're making choices to the best of your ability and knowledge right now though, aren't you?

>>213511782
no, i'm being impulsive and short sighted, regardless of the consequences that i'm aware of

>>213511761
That means it's the trad belief now

>>213511727
No it isn't

>>213511741
What if I'm bi and Chad's cum sounds delicious?

>>213511782
>>213511798
>>213511804
>>213511805
>>213511833
I AM BLACK

>>213511805
Ok

i think most people know what the right thing to do is, but we don't do it anyways
this is the root of self-loathing

>>213511844
Yucky

What would you do if you wake up in this cruise ship in the middle of the ocean?

>>213511844
prove it

people don't agree on what the right thing to do is. that's why we have politics

>>213511771
the laugh is a dead ringer

>>213511882

>>213511877
I would walk to the Guest Relations desk and inform Carnival I would like a refund

I WANNA ROCK

>>213511897
i'm talking more about things like addiction
aside from physical addiction, every mental "addiction" is really just a repetitive, chronic, habitual series of wrong choices
when people realize they have an addiction, they know the behavior is wrong, but most times they will continue to engage in the behavior anyways

>>213511897
I find politics rather shallow and pedantic

it's actually preferable if a woman has a couple previous partners

>>213511877
find my room and isolate myself until the end

I want an autistic map game that has the map and vassal management autism of Crusader Kings and the Turkish jank of M&B

>it's actually preferable if a woman has a couple previous partners

>>213511968
I want an autistic map game that's like plague inc except actually somewhat realistic

>>213511954
you need that pussy stretched before you stick your clitty in it

>it's actually preferable if a woman has a couple previous partners

it's actually preferable if a woman has a couple current partners and maybe they let you watch sometimes

>>213512036
so true

one can feel so helpless and powerless at times

How many of the cuckposters aren't joking

>>213512093
1 or 2

none of them are joking, and all of them are south asian

>noo you cant just take care of your wife emotionally while tyrone takes care of her sexually even though its literally a perfect balance and backed by science

>Trump yells from White House roof in bizarre impromptu press conference
LOL

its raining cumbums

>>213512133
what does it mean when you post this? that it's raining in your location?

>>213512133
Hallelujah

>>213512128
wanna post this on /pol/ and see how many replies I get

>>213512150
obviously yes

>>213512155
go ahead

>>213512170
then your post should have a comma

do white women like latino men

>>213512185
i know but that's on purpose

>>213512176
>>>/pol/512314602

>>213512170
could probably find out where you live then by plugging every time you posted it and connecting it to weather records, then through process of elimination finding your location, AI could make it feasible

Was about to make an unbelievably staggeringly stupefying and /cum/ zeitgeist-shifting post but forgot what it was

>>213512213
okay

>>213512210
will be watching

>AI could make it feasible
i hate that gptroons post in /cum/

>>213512269
just being honest, I hate it too
you don't think intelligence agencies for it's full and most malevolent potential? you're deluded

can't parse this gobbledygook response i got. it's missing a verb or two.

>>213512210
>first reply is from an actual nazi
you hate to see it :/

>>213512326
use it

Post a picture of your job site

>cuck fetishes
Get a real man's kink like femdom

banning dubs and GET posts has only made 4chan a worse place

watching friend zone compilations to give me vindication for why I never ask out women

Ive made 3 bots that are posting in /cum/ as we speak
One is ChatGPT, one is DeepSeek, and one is Google Gemini

>>213512350
my job site is your penis

>>213512077
supposedly that's the way to do it, or so the man said. childlike and meek and all that. i tend to agree, but i don't kid myself. i like that thought because it makes being a wimp feel fashionable.

I feel like both the incels and the radfems make good points

>>213512356
based

>>213512375
found the one you programmed to be a gay fag
>>213512388

guys everyone report this post for spam, I want to see if I will get banned

>>213512499
This is a trap because you can get banned for false reports.

>>>/r9k/82088036
Had a thought and made a thread. Going back to reading my book now.

>>213512499
Just say the n word multiple times

>>213512518
that's only if you report someone for breaking US law
t. accidently did it once

>gayson jerks off to AI trap porn

>>213512421
i meant fashionable as in, doable or something that can be used, not the people on the runway dressed like aliens.

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

samantha can you please start streaming comfy runescape fishing again?

>>213512549
erm, it's actually loli futa, dumb normalfag

do white women like latino men

>>213512606
Height matters more than race to a woman in most cases

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWz48GxCBLg

>>213512606
LMWF is literally more common (both numerically and per capita) than BMWF

>>213512606
your daddy likes BWC in his quesadilla

>>213512606
>>213512630
So... no
lllollllolllololo

My asian mom won't stop talking about her BWC bully

prepare for unforeseen consequences

>>213512676
Post her tits now

Anyone else here LITERALLY strogging it rn?

>>213512676
Shouldn't he be your bully

>>213512692
half life 3 NEVER EVER

>>213512692
at least unforeseen consequences would be interesting and exciting, the foreseen consequences are grim and mundane

>>213512653
why are you insecure

I remember in high school a black kid in my class got into an argument with a white girl, and he told her "shut up before I slap you in the face with my dick"
She instantly went quiet and started looking at the ground

>>213512606
i like sexicans

>>213512755
white girls are powerless against BBC...

>>213512760
Are you Mexican

>>213512806
no

>>213512822
true dat

how do people function without alcohol? this feels so strange. when i was drinking, anytime an unpleasant feeling came over me, i could wash it away and just get back to caveman-ing life. but the shit was killing me, and i had to quit. or, well, i guess i didn't HAVE to, but i decided to. now i have all these thoughts and moods i don't know what to do with. it's like losing a sneeze in the brain. they just sit there, and i don't like it.

I've never been with a White women, what are they like

>>213512822
true, better to be a lonely incel than to share a home with a woman who despises you

>>213512858
ask your dad

>>213512858
I will get back with you when I actually start dating women

>>213512889
you could date gayson. (s)he's woman adjacent anyways

To be fair with some of the dead beadroom stuff. A lot of men "relax" after getting in a committed relationship and let themselves go cause they think she will stay with him. If I was a woman I wouldn't have to fuck a fat tub of lard either

why tf do I keep torturing myself by looking at snapchat whores when I literally can't jerk off rn

>>213512812
What are you

Why do old people stare so much

So I says to da guy, I says what are ya waitin on put ya dick in my mouth already you faggot

>>213512857
people engage in other surrogate activities to distract themselves.

Homosexuality is the default, straights are groomed by perverts with a breeding kink into finding the opposite sex attractive

>>213512932
im sexy

>>213512918
jarvis, inform this man about the "latina effect"

>>213512967
Post fat hairy naked men

just had the displeasure of reading a brian post

>>213513011
same, brother

>>213512977
women are more willing to work out if they find their partners attractive. Physical fitness plays a part in attraction. If you become a slob don't be surprised if your wife does too

Hispanic American governments have always been more based than Anglo American governments.
>Accepted confederate soldiers
>Accepted German Fascist
>Accepted Italian Fascists
>Accepted Spaniard Fascists

>>213513028
>women are more willing to work out if they find their partners attractive
pretty sure latinas are an exception to that

>>213513028
how do you know the statistics of this?

>>213513048
SENOOOOOOOR

Would you?

>>213513106
No

>>213513062
There was a study I remember posted on one of the incel threads that said women work out and take care of their body more if they find their partner attractive. I cant find the study rn but trust me bro

>>213513065
am I wrong tho

>>213513048
now go back to your hispanic governed country paco

>>213513106
>not looking to fuck
>sexy selfie as profile picture
>single mother
i'd fuck her and leave

>>213512976
Are you incapable of regular nonsexual conversation
You're like the guy who doesn't realize chasing what you want aggressively makes it flee from you

>>213513106
she's desperate for a sugar daddy. kinda grim

There’s a good chance that nigger kid you remember from school is in prison or dead

>>213513155
we're having a regular nonsexual conversation right now thoever. speaking of, are you bully anon?

I got a job interview today for a job that pays $18+ an hour and I'll be working with machines and computers. And the guy on the phone made it sound like it was quite likely that I'd get the job.

https://youtu.be/M67E9mpwBpM

>>213513190
the black kid who returned my wallet is doing very well

>>213513211
>$18+ an hour
grim

A hairy mans sweaty asshole produces more sex pheromones than a vagina but straights suppress this fact

>>213513226
Better than the $13/hr I'm making right now. And this job will look more impressive on a resume.

I make $30 an hour and I want to kill myself

convinced my gf to try out some femdom stuff, probably gonna do it tonight after she gets home from her date

The guy upstairs is doing jujitsu again.

I work EMS and I hate my job, its extremely unhealthy and encourages you to eat like shit

>>213513150
why do people get so mad when you point out Hispanic goverments have been way more based than the American government

Went for a lindywalk again

>>213513248
Don't know if that's true (doubtful) but its probably offset by the fact it also produces shit

>>213513226
what do you do for work?

>>213513329
last wednesday, i was doing electrical work for $18/hr.
next wednesday, i'll be teaching in college for $28/hr

>>213513324
vaginas produce mucus, blood, and piss but straggots have no issue sticking their dick in it

>>213513363
the piss and fucking are two separate holes

>>213513363
They're easier to wash

going for a walk
hope I die

A recruiter reached out to me about a $85000/year base salary job with a company spending account

>>213513363
Menstration isn't blood (not exactly anyway)

it's impossible to come up with an offensive slur for heterosexuals b/c there is nothing wrong with them.

>>213513420
glad i voted for this cheeto

>>213513420
not even that hyperbolic, this kind of stuff literally happens

How many girls have you asked out? For me it's 0

>>213513424
There is something wrong because heterosexuality is not natural its an artificial paring why do you think straights divorce more than gay men?

>>213513478
one

How many men have you sucked off? For me it's 0

>>213513475
except for the part where the "homegrown" is white presenting, thin and speaks english

I once read a book where a soldier is put into cryogenic sleep. and when he wakes up in the far future, everyone is encouraged to be gay to limit population growth. Straight people are called queers and are sometimes sent to get brainwashed to make them gay

>>213513513
sounds like right now

>>213513478
2. I've been with many more but usually we end up hanging out for some other reason and we get naughty later on, so I didn't ask them out so much as we just hit it off

I've never cold approached a woman or asked one out, but I'm not a virgin

>>213513475
Good

Guy from my hometown was just caught today hiding behind my old church after killing 4 people and leaving a baby for dead. I have friends that went to school with him.

>>213513563
it's crazy how boring you made this story

Im going for a run
dont post anything funny or interesting until I get back

>>213513478
I don’t, a lot
I didn’t keep track of dates only how many girls I had sex with

do foreigners lurk in this thread

>>213513620
*My pants fall*

currently in 7 FWB relationships and 2 of them wont let me go in raw. It's actually over for a trucel like me.

>>213513563
But why'd he do it

>>213513771
The baby was coming right at him man

I'm a big guy

>>213513684
yeah

Is stevia bad for you?

>>213513684
apparently some of them do

>>213513809
Is Google bad for you?

>>213513809
it's adam and evia, not adam and stevia

>>213513815
Yes

Mysteriously craving some KFC sloppa
Haven’t eaten it in years
Must be the radio waves the Jews beam to my head

>>213513845
This says a lot about gender relations

>>213513880
No it doesn't. It just says a little bit

>>213513845
On of my gf's in high school tried the dommy mommy stuff once and I couldn't stop laughing. Kind of killed her horniness at the time but we still banged

where's bike dude?
how do you not burn your legs with this exhaust?

>>213513912
>I couldn't stop laughing
was it her big red boots?

How bad is the haircut bros

>>213513867
KFC in Canada is very very bad nowadays. How about in your country?

>>213513845
what in the new weimar is this?

>>213513957
generic

>>213513960
The local KFC has been closed since Covid
Also the local Burger King has been vacant for like 10 years and nobody has even attempted to build something new

>>213513933
1. It was the situation, I'm not into it and she also just came into it cold. I mean she told me she wanted to try something but not what
2. She was literally wearing big red platform shoes lmao

>>213513957
you look like me when I don't shave.

>>213513957
Not good, but not even close to full autismo freak getting a $5 haircut level

>>213513957
You look better than you did 3 years ago. Did you lose weight?

my friends call me buff bill on account of me being buff and named bill

>>213513987
America has fallen...

>>213514030
Yea I weighed 175 in the beginning of 2024 and now I hover around 150

>>213513957
you look like the crazy frog kid grown up

> Trump on undocumented farm workers: "People that live in the inner city are not doing that work. They've tried, we've tried, everybody tried. They don't do it. These people do it naturally. Naturally ... they don't get a bad back, because if they get a bad back, they die."
I voted for this

Hamburger Helper
Help Helper :DD

>>213514068
I am a big fan of frogs

Asking girls out is simp shit. Looksmaxx until they start asking you out or at least approaching you.

lol pimple jason

>>213514081
>I voted for this
go back to X.com cringelord

>>213513957
It’s like if Jason were a Lego figure irl

>>213514081
Slavery is legal again

Both of my parents had high body counts and I’m not exactly pleased with that

what happened with epstein

>>213514129
Why?

>>213514143
Trump said stop talking about it and I trust the plan

>>213514143
Democrats framed him and then he killed himself or something

just remembered this xeet and all the controversy it caused and laughed to myself

My dad cheats on my mom because he's cool

>>213514129
Thot parents to incel children pipeline is real

>>213514143
Killed himself, nothing more to the story at all.

>>213514148
I feel like I’m the offspring of two people who settled for each other
I do feel bad for thinging like this though cause otherwise they have been great parents

>>213514168
Both of my brothers get laid, especially my younger brother
I’m just too autistic

>>213514168
My parents talk about all the parties they went to as teenagers while I'm sitting here never even been to a fucking sleep over because they didn't allow it

i thought hales own was 7000 kills

>>213514219
I'm very thankful for my helicopter parents. Fornication is not cool at all, actually.

Dubs and tf2 gets another update tomorrow

unfortunately most of us are just genetic dead ends that nature is filtering out. we're the side branches on the family tree

So Lil Tay turned 18, started and OF and made millions in a day apparently.
All she posts are fully clothed pictures that aren’t even risky.
Some retard on simpcity bought a 200 dollar PPV and it was a couple second long video of her doing splits wearing shorts.
Women are smart business makers

>>213514309
I'm not, they still want to keep me trapped in the house even as an adult

if you have kids with a midwestern white woman there's like a 99% chance she will get fat

>we can't build rail because because we just can't alright!!?
the anglosphere sucks

TF2 hasn't been good since like 2009 or 2010

>>213514329
Passportmaxing will solve this

>>213514368
Japan really is living in 2050…

>>213514351
I mean, if "adult" in this case means under the age of 21 then I understand. Otherwise that's kind of your fault.

>>213514387
true. if you actually have the resolve to do it i'd say go for it

>>213514368
bet it's not earthquake proof
oh well, you roll the dice

long fao xing shao

Might go on another incelhike

Use this for the new

>>213514492
is this your lawfully wedded wife?

>>213514368
Whoever said that

>>213514368
Orientals need a railway
>planning
>building
>complete
Canada and the US need a railway
>consulting ($10 million)
>proposals
>back to the consulting stage over some petty reason (another $5 million)
>planning ($10 million)
>plans scrapped, project restarted ($15 million
>many years pass, project finally begins
>project is far behind schedule, overbudget, yet still is like 1/3 of the original proposal
Thirdie tier level of corruption and incompetence

>>213514510
It's dacutie (German rapper)

use this for the new

NEW
>>213514548

>>213514510
>>213514546
No it’s some random girl that ended up in my Twitter feed

>>213514492
No use this

>>213514550
Hnnghhh, my OC still getting posted