Thread 213511652

Would you rather live in Serbia or in Croatia?

What's the difference?

Croatia is Mediterranean and catholic than alone makes it way more appealing than Serbia which is landlocked and orthodox

Croatia, because maybe I could find a place quite close to the Slovenian border where I could escape the obnoxious, disgusting Serbocroatian culture of swearing, making dirty jokes, chainsmoking cigarettes, doing manual labor, being pompously melancholic and eating sarma, burek and čevapi.

>>213511711
Can't swim
>>213511724
Isn't that just Žižek?

>>213511724
Aren't you getting bored of this incessant retard posting? I feel like it's been years already of you repeating these same posts. Just move to Istanbul already, you're obviously obsessed with Turks.

>>213511652 (OP)
as far away as possible from these two shitholes

I would rather kill myself tbfh

Croatia easy

Serbia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4gkgoAu2-E

Croatia, they're chill but Serbs always seem assblasted about something

I think Serbian culture and people are awesome but the country looks very bleak to live in. Croatia is gorgeous so i'd want to be there

Bossvnea....

>>213511724
lol this is funny. Ya croaches are same as serbs except north croaches who r like u basicaly.
2 answe the question croatia ofc serbia is a harder place to live, more gangsters and corruption and pollution, life at risk more on a daily basis, which is good cause that means u end up tougher, but bad cause it means u could be kidnapped and tortured just cause some guy thought u were being disrespectful when in reality u were thinking about something and not intending to disrespect him.plus serbia they have much more witches (recall marina abramovic) who, like the man i described, could use the craft against u if u by accident disrespect them. croatia has these things but less and in the example of the man who thot u were disrespecting him, he is more likely to give u a shorter/less intense beating where the serbian gangster will give u a long beating or kill u.

>>213511652 (OP)
https://youtu.be/bKYZz9c70C8
serb women seem like wife material

I'd choose Croatia if only I could still somehow get my daily delivery of Russian cum there.

>>213513886
fukk no. they are overbearing, annoying, boring AF. they are also aggressive and at the end of the day if ur not willing to punch them they will seethe at u even more than regular women cause their culture is more violent but ur mexican so u probably do hit women so maybe itl work

>>213514004
kek no but u would come to enjoy german cum they have a steadily available quantity

>>213514026
how do you know
are you a serb?

>>213511652 (OP)
umm, i guess Croatia
i really don't know

>>213514085
i am croatian with ex wife serb and kno plenty of serbian women

Bosnia

>>213514132
you are albanian larping as dalmatian croat. You maybe even are zadar albanian at best

>>213514246
i am croatian thru and thur i have baby pictures with a U on a little nazi hat i just respect albanians cause i lived with some for 3 months and they liked me and did lots of nice things for me for example gave me prostitutes that they had sex with and paid them to have sex with me. i like albanians for how they are. i am just honest.

>>213511652 (OP)
On behalf of all westerners. Its probably better to live in Croatia if you dont have income from your own country. If you earn money there its better to live in Croatia except if you are IT guy (they earn more here) or some high end mechanical engineer or chemicist

>>213514004
>daily delivery of Russian cum
You could still eat your own cum, Sasha

>>213514085
hes a serb possibly albanian larping as a croat

>>213512556
a drinking contest, very soul

Croatia because they're Catholic like we Spaniards, and they write in the Latin alphabet, not the Cyrillic alphabet. Anyway, I get the impression that if it weren't for those two things, Croatia and Serbia would be exactly the same.

>>213511652 (OP)
Serbia because I can go for a walk without seeing 100 brown and black immigrants

>>213511652 (OP)
is that even a question? Serbia is one of the greatest countries to live in Europe

>>213514763
Visigoth-ostrogoth brotherhood, never forget

>>213511652 (OP)
Almost all former Soviet republics decided to revert to crowns on their coats of arms, despite not being monarchies, as a gesture of respect for their history. Romania, Serbia, Hungary, Bulgaria, Montenegro, Poland... all have crowns on their flags or coats of arms, but Croatia opted for this unsightly monstrosity.

>>213511724
Unfortunately my crush from Čeber which is the closest thing in Croatia you described started smoking like a turk last year and it makes me really sad :(
And the bars there are filled with cigarette smoke and old people smoking.

>>213514928
>Visigoth-ostrogoth
Please don't insult me. I am Catholic Apostolic of the Holy Roman Church, Celtiberian heir to the eternal city of Rome, and of course anti-Germanic-Protestant.

>>213515089
Don’t know much about celts. Goths got nothing to do with protestantism though.

>>213511724
Had my first burek some 6 months ago. Ngl pretty tasty. But it’s part if the culture in the same way doner kebab is in germany.

>>213515566
bullshit my cousins eat it been eating it everyday since we were kids i go there often enough to see it how they eat it everyday and places sell it all day everywhere dont lie

>>213511652 (OP)
It's zagreb vs belgrade really and that's not even close.

>>213515673
Dude you‘ve been outed as a serb by the serbs on this board lol. Even if you were Croatian you are some turkofied hick from the hinterland who‘s family couldn‘t fathom the concept of a toilet let alone a bathroom up until the 90s. I eat štrudl you suck cock.

>>213516035
i am cro and like 90% of croatians are hillbillys until 2 generations back max. the entire zagrebs people are all from "hillbilly" areas like one generation ago. most people shit in fields ya obviously.

>>213517442
>t poor dalmatian slave
LOL

>>213511652 (OP)
Croatia obviously, but only Dalmatian coastline. The problem is living with loudmouth slavs might make you go crazy. Serbia is literal hell on earth. I’d rather live in Africa.

>>213517549
my ancestors were poor shepards sure but slaves? no.

>>213511652 (OP)
Croatia, I need Zagreb

>>213511652 (OP)
idk i don't leave my house so it doesn't really matter where i live

>>213517796
Did you see the Zagreb thread?

>>213517728
>I'd rather live in Africa

No, you wouldn't.

>Serbia is literal hell on earth

Trve