Thread 213514340

yeh lol edition

Diego loves Jews doesn't he folks

Malaponte melty

Thinking about Jews and crying

Leftypol running away at full speed after seeing this

english hooliganism is so gay because it's based on nothing . just a bunch of loser gammons wanting a fight for no reason at all. why cant you be like the irish and have a lore behind it. you just look like plastics. like everyone of you is just larping as a hooligan.thats why green street is so authentic because he actually was a larping yank

>>213514463
Delawaryans holding strong

thinking about poos and smiling

>>213514449
hates but admires and wishes goyim could organise and act like them but goyim are weak-minded christcucks

>>213514485
In what way do the Irish have "lore" behind theirs

>>213514340 (OP)
he spends his days and nights ferrying her to hospital visits

>>213514340 (OP)
best he cud do x

>>213514515
catholics and protestants north and south fighting over land and government
in contrast english holligans are just like

>WE 'ATE TOTTENHAM BECAUSE..... JUST BECAUSE ALRIGHT

Feeling noncey. Very, very noncey

Love me gay porn

>>213514545
true
they removed her cancerous vagina

Skibidi Toilet 560 out next week lads

>I have been reading SO much about local goverments since Friday (Two tier non-met councils, Unitary authorities, County councils, Met councils, sui generis councils (isles of scilly and city of london), lord lieutenants, high sheriffs, aldermen, livery companies, paris councils, and more

and the worst thing is it's such a dull topic nobody will ever want to discuss it with me
I must keep it to myself forever
how sad.

my idea of heaven is reliving the period from 1996 to 2001 forever

>>213514485
sheffield utd and forest have a rivalry from the miners strikes. that must count for something in your mind?

profoundly mentally unwell man engaging in profoundly mentally unwell behaviours on /brit/ again, as per

>>213514575
>>213514593
horny jail, NOW

>>213514620
i wish i could go back to my childhood too :3

Hit chatgpt with a stumper, he's speechless

we should nuke north sentinel island

>>213514595
unreconstructed sri lankan meat is the best timmy culd do

>>213514659
what did you ask it? anything longnose tribe related?

Pulp > Blur > Suede > Oasis

how does this happen. What was in the jar

mad there's people out there who cook entire meals and don't put any salt in them

>>213514740
1/4 positions are correct

>>213514769
I'm going to guess it's Pulp

>>213514740
Weezer > Pavement

HEATHENS
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>>213514740
Based

bit dead in here tonight
…

>>213514740
yeah pretty much this

braaaap

stroking my hamster
but not for too long

>>213514836
I thought you guys were parppers not brappers

has a female every displayed affection towards you lads?
has never happened to me

starmer and every other rorke on planet earth absolutely flummoxed

>>213514903
yes, several have

>>213514786
Suede. Pulp's position at #1 instantly identifies you as a mid-wit with an unwarranted over-estimation of your own intellect.

Can you get a job in tech without a degree

>>213514903
yes many times, but not in recent years

>>213514922
yeah as sales

>>213514921
I just like songs about sex

right thats it lads ive been so lonely for so long, im constantly skint and hence cant do fun or interesting things like travel and gain life experience
working the same repetetive toil for years now
the only thing i look forward to is getting shitfaced at the weekend and even thats starting to lose its appeal
skint all the time, cant do nothing, havent had a relationship with a woman in years
its fucked, its totally fucked and its eating me with increasing intensity every day now

>>213514903
ytim

>>213514922
Maybe in helpdesk

>>213514922
toilet cleaner maybe

what a weird little freak

>>213514917
do you think we should process the asylum claims of all who cross the channel, regardless of numbers?

>>213514965
100% pedophile

>>213514965
doesn't seem that weird

>>213514953
join a commune or smt idk

Blur are utter shite.

Lads if I dropped a link for a game of backgammon would anyone play?

>>213514922
in HR

>>213514986
well given that we'd be in breach of international law if we didnt

>>213514965
Mental so many bullshit jobs like this exist.
“Oh yeah mate Im a refugee researcher I research refugees”
What a load of shite probably on 100 grand a year too

Used to have that quintessential american puppy dog look but now im just a scowling scrooge

>>213514903
in the past. One time the oneitis gave me a bracelet to remember her by when we went to different unis (this was in the days before social media was as prevalent as it is today). Not asking her out is genuinely probably the single biggest regret of my life.

>>213515001
yeh

rorke proudly calling for fewer jobs and for those jobs to be worse paying

>>213514748
looks like she put a boiling hot jar into cold water

>>213515005
Yh but I wanna be on the computers

give me a youtube kino to watch
nothing right wing or zoomer

>>213514965
wonder what his early life was like

>>213515028
https://www.247backgammon.org/?room=DEDSF

>>213514547
Yeah but the Irish just use that as an excuse (i.e larping)

anime

the masses are on the verge of rebellion

keir jong un starmer can't grasp the level of anger on the streets

>>213515035
How so

>>213515041
watch the latest tasting history

>>213514965
But what about this fun fact?

the public sector should be abolished completely

keir jong un

>>213515035
Not seeing any cold water it looks like a tray

https://www.247backgammon.org/?room=YMVLD
Please don't join if you're not actually going to play :/

just wasted that backgammongs time lol

>>213515097
People like Mr Crisp are genuinely responsible for 99% of the problems facing Western societies

Realistically, if the entirety of the population of the Somali Diaspora decided today to leave every western country and go home would there be any negative results for any western country?

>>213514926
why
what changed
>>213514918
>>213514954
how'd you know?
>>213515023
she'd have said no.
if you'd have bene in different cities why would that be the apt time to START a relationship.
come on lad.

>>213514965
another anti-white extremist activist disguised as an impartial expert

My girlfriend is Japanese and I’m very happy. I call her “princess” and give her pats on the head all the time.

>>213515104
No need to get personal neph

>>213515082
>>213515113
maybe the tray was cold. only thing i can think of is thermal shock causing it to explode, otherwise i have no idea

>>213515097
omg a soccer star? this changes everything

>>213515132
No they're not
People like him are just talking heads
We know with whom the true power lies

im a yank heres some boring shit about my life

>>213514917
>international refugee law
what gives this authority
when did we last get to choose whether or not we want to abide by it

Is it true that Brits say “Tonight we’re getting a Chinese for dinner” ?

That’s so cute.

gormless canadian wazzock

>>213515140
screamikhg

Affection from females makes me uncomfortable and I turn into a stuttering fool

>>213514748
You make the jars air tight and sealed by boiling them, the jar must of exploded because it had a defect or wasn't fully sealed, etc

>>213515171
It’s called football

well thats a nice big pair of tits isn't it

>>213515121
how do i learn backgammon

>>213515233
The rules are pretty simple there's plenty of tutorials online

>>213515194
yeah it is
i think it's cute when you lot say TV like TEEvee

>>213515173
epic tits

You Americans are a bunch of fools with your guns and lack of free healthcare
>Lives in a town called Cum-on-Poo

le young girls will be raped because of me face

>>213515194
proles say it

yank """banter"""

>me and cody are gonna go drink some tallboys down by the creek after i pick up my meemaw from the mall, wanna come?
>idk who all is gonna be there?
americans don't suffer

I wonder what's faster, /brit/ on a normal day or /Isr/ when there's a happening

I got the irs all up in my fucking shit

>>213515274
she should honestly just be [redacted]

>>213514917
what does refugee law say about passing through several safe countries before claiming asylum

>>213515194
Normal people say "chinky" in private.

>>213515173
who's this then

*enters the thread*

>>213515342
nothing because there's plenty of reasons you might do that ignorantlad

>>213515342
hang on lets ask diego he absolutely ADORES defending the international liberalist dogma as if it were gospel

>>213515297
have you ever seen /brit/ when people are spamming poo webms or bradley walsh

>>213515346
>a not insignificant number of British people have probably uttered the sentence “tonight we’re having a cheeky chinky”

>>213515387
state two

how do we stop this from happening?

>>213515406
1) you speak a language and not another
2) you have friends or family in a country and not another

last full time job I had I just noped out and quit. was in probation so no notice period. just sent an email "thanks for opportunity but I'm done". could feel myself going insane from the thought of repeating every day like i was
that was two years ago. not worked much since

yu shinoda sexo

>>213515428
diego wanking over this

Fly to Texas, Drive to a small town middle of bumfuck nowhere, Find my wife working in a diner
Why wouldn’t this work

>>213515400
imagine how many people have thought it... shivers...

>>213514475
generation identitaire were the only good alt-right group
the rest were the same collection of mouthbreathers as always

>>213514485
>>213514547
hooliganism has been dead for 30 years and you sound like a gimp

looking at pictures of nude women with large breasts

>>213515430
what do either of those two things have to do with fleeing harm?

>>213515430
1) Learn
2) Make new friends

Thistle City Barbican Hotel, Islington, London
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/36125416/migrants-blow-kisses-hotel-film-protesters/

drinking every night because the only glimmer of happiness/being able to relax on my own is after a few drinks
how do i break out of this

what does english sound like? like how french sounds all fancy and gaylike and german very aggressive and abrupt whats our language like to non native speakers

>>213515443
u need to start a relationship

>>213515460
nice

>>213515443
we have small towns here…

>>213515097
Fun fact: they wouldn't have bothered doing that if western countries didn't collectively decide to give free housing and money to any brown biomass that wanted it for decades

>>213515472
yes they definitely seem traumatised from the horrors of whatever they fled from

>>213515467
consider you might have better prospects at a life in some countries and not others

>>213514903
2
both of them were weeb goth girls with BPD

the pussy was not worth it

>>213515483
we don't have diners
imagine sitting in spoons on your own and trying to chat up one of the bar staff

Unpopular opinion but we should have a freedom of movement agreement with the UK. We can have a steady stream of immigration of ambitious /brits/ who don’t give a fuck about buying private insurance, and I can live in a heckin cozy little cottage in Yorkshire and get drinks with Bazz down at the pub on Tuesdays.

>>213515472
the latest footage

come off it leftypol, everyone knows those clauses are only there because otherwise italy would get absolutely done in
its all just a load of bollocks to appease the mediterranean countries

>>213515478
That would be easy. Small town in the middle of nowhere I would be exotic
>>213515483
We don’t have small towns like they do in America, UK is too small

>>213515296
>americans don't suffer
True if they are pure of heart

>>213515140
Why is that door such a fucked up shape

>>213515517
no one wants more fucking yanks here

>>213514507
We have the United Singhdom to thank for that.

>>213515428
the public absolutely deserve it, if you were so blind to the implications of importing the 3rd world en masse you were a worthless amobea anyway and you should have to deal with the harsh reality

>>213515443
Literally all you have to do is have a British accent and women here will like you. It’s a cheat code, if you will. Like being white in Asia.

>>213515507
if they're thinking in such terms i dont think they're really fleeing anything that bad

>>213515475
closest thing to english is flemish. so probably something like that. i've heard s and sh are the sounds foreigners use to mimic english

>>213515523
SCREAMING

>>213515531
he's in a loony bin so it must be so they can check he hasn't hanged himself

>>213515523
Kek

>>213515560
you think yeah

>>213515557
feel like this is just larp
do you know british guys who have come over there and done well?

>>213515564
yeah but what does it sound like? not in terms of the closest language but like how spanish and italian are musical and you can stereotype it like i cooka da pizza what's that like for english

>>213515517
rich tarqs buying land and strangling local communities is already a major problem in this country. what you're suggesting would kick the whole thing into overdrive as any Yank Accountant with a hole burning in his pocket could buy a house in Cornwall and maybe visit it once every two years.

>>213515540
>more
There are no Americans living in the UK. We are barred on account of not being Pakistani.

>>213515475
THIS is what we sound like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxPL6pKx0pE

>>213515602
Lol

>>213515557
I think it has to be English for it to work. An American on the airplane thought my Welsh accent was South African

>>213515557
been to the US 6 times and this isn't true in my case

>>213515274
There is no one more evil in the world than middle class English people who think they're morally in the right. They're the same freaks at the head of empire because we must 'le civilise these people' and mocking little englanders for not wanting to teach africans about sheering sheep and making wool jackets.

Diego should be shot

>>213515557
Do Americans have a preferred British accent?

>>213515603
English is considered a bastard language taking bits and pieces from a bunch of other languages eg roman and french

>>213515475

like these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU-wH8SrFro

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u8KYh87fWVc

>>213515614
rancid patter

>>213515602
get 'em bazza

>>213515642
The concept of morality doesn't exist in Judaism, that's why they're faring so much better than us

I'm gonna hit Wawa to grab some Slim Jims and a thing of Trail Mix. Y'all want anything?

>>213515642
>They're the same freaks at the head of empire because we must 'le civilise these people' and mocking little englanders for not wanting to teach africans about sheering sheep and making wool jackets.

nobody at the head of the empire carried out colonisation for any reason other than money and power you cretin

>>213515647
Jacob Rees-Mogg.

>>213515647
southeast england

>>213515647
I love Irish accents on girls or those pretending to be girls. Does my head in it does

>>213515687
the middle class supporters of it literally saw it as a morally righteous thing to do

>>213514748
wasnt cleaned out right and there was an air bubble

>>213515687
yeah maybe if you're a brainlet with no capacity for nuance
oh sorry just noticed your flag

>>213515685
buccees is all the rage now

picking my scabs and eating them for supper

>>213515719
>the middle class supporters of it

what does that have to do with the head of the empire that you mentioned?

mad how there's grown adults who have never read a book

I am a relativist

>>213515642
not all middle-class people thought we should educate the savages
the universal ideals of christianity and christian missionaries are to blame for much of that

>>213515711
Ireland is British you stupid fucking cunt

>>213515758
school and videogames left me with a distaste for reading

Poo smells lol

Irish people are low IQ wiggers

>>213515788
it's all england

>>213515757
Literally spearheaded and managed the bulk of it especially during the height of the empire

>>213515805
top kek

>>213515807
white kneegrows

Brits try Ranch for the first time!

Trying Ranch for the first time. Where it all began. #shorts

>>213515838
quite like ranch me

>>213515814
supporters do not spearhead anything you fucking idiot, if they were spearheading they would be the head of the empire that you specifically mentioned

fucking clown

>>213515855
The head of the empire didn't direct its every move you utter utter fucktard
The British empire was driven by companies and corporations

Wait a minute do you niggas really not eat ranch?

>>213515838
we call it cool original here

>>213515788
All of your former slaves are better looking than you and more likeable than you.

>>213515859
kek

>google drive is already almost full
Fucked up shit

Am sober

>>213515854
nothing beats a chicken ranch wrap

>>213515809
Kino 'cept you accidently put England on Kernow.

kill everyone you know

reckon the portuguese girl at work fancies me

80 years ago today.
Americans bombed Hiroshima with a nuclear weapon and killed 125k people.

>>213515883
>The British empire was driven by companies and corporations

yes, they are not middle class supporters, they are the head, imagine trying to claim the people who ran the east India company were simply do gooder middle class supporters

>>213515557
why? genuinely don't see what's attractive about having a british accent to an american woman except for anything foreign being seen as attractive

aff tae bed

My future wife is working here rn
Probably serving burgers to someone

>>213515933
good

>>213515859
kek

You worship Satan

Hello friends. Today was a very sad day. My kitty kot of 18 years has passed away from the mortal plane. May he rest in peace.

>>213515933
chat shit get banged

>>213515933
get rekt lmao

>>213515940
Different often means attractive. I can count on one hand the amount of times I have seen a British person IRL and when I did I always wanted to hang about and hear them talk.

>>213515939
>they are not middle class supporters,
Yes they are

Irish people need to wake up

>>213515996
Sorry for the loss of your nice cat

>>213516014
no they weren't idiot

>>213515933
also happens to be the day unit 731 got shut down

costs £688 to fly to Texas

>>213515990
Nightclub
10 Eden Quay, North City, Dublin 1, D01 V6F4

>>213515996
yeah you already said

>>213515775
Indeed.

Christianity has been an absolute plague for the White race. Holding us back for 1600 years.

Africa and South America should look like pre-1945 Europe. Economic colonialism of India was also a waste.

Sydney Sweeney is in the kitchen wearing a silk dressing gown. She walks to the freezer and pulls out a bag of frozen fries. She walks them to the air fryer and pours some in, switching it on. The camera pans into the bag on the countertop.’Arbeit fries’

Sydney voiceover “Arbeit make fries”

>>213515933
Bodied those freaks

"the ignorant vote"

>>213516028
why are these people here

>>213516044
Yes they were
You've tied yourself in linguistic knots and raped your own stupid irish monkeyface

>>213516101
gdp

>>213516028
They want to wipe out Whites in literally every country. Not just Europe either: Australia, America, even Argentina and Uruguay.

As I like to say, it's now simply Whites vs the rest. We either unify or go extinct by 2200.

>>213516051
I don’t understand why Texas is the aim here. If you’re looking for some Sydney Sweeney registered republican girl you’re more likely to find her in some other Southern state. Try Tennessee, you’re more likely to find a girl with money there.

drop atomic bombs across the entire world

the British natives fear and dread the status quo continuing more than they fear the punishments for speaking out.

>>213516088
good post
i wish i were handsome

Drinking green apple flavored vodka

>>213516051
You'll never be Cody. You'll never toss the pigskin. You will never impregnate a fluoridated god fearing 85IQ southern belle. You will never grab beers from the garage.

>>213516112
scmewing

>>213516112
>3 earls and 2 lord mayor's of London are middle class

clown

put fentanyl in the water supply

Costs £31 a day to rent a RAM pickup truck in Texas

>>213515921
Rorke they're valuable contributors to society

We buried him in the back yard and we marked his grave with this stone thing with a sun and moon on it.

>>213516126
Canada, new Zeeland, and south Africa as well
They even want Taiwan, south Korea, and Japan ethnically replaced so its not just whites
Anyone who could pose a threat to jews they want exterminated

>>213515889
Impotent hibernian rage

>>213516028
why are they all so ugly

You just know this fat bint is being harassed by wogs but will never admit it on 'eddit

>>213516183
A fitting tribute to a wonderful cat

>>213516138
Why are you drinking so much

>>213516217
She's probably half irish

obliterate planet earth

Int Laundry room

Sydney Sweeney peels off her dress and puts it into the washing machine. The camera is on her shoulders and face. To the viewer she’s naked under the screen.

She picks up a bottle of detergent and starts to pour it into the drawer. The camera focuses on the label on the bottle. ‘Whites only’.

Sydney voiceover: ‘The only detergent whites need’

Don't disrespect the pizza parlour

>>213516165
just a nothingburger innit

>>213516128
It’s always about money with Americans isn’t it, I’m looking for love brother
>>213516142
I can do these things, I will do these things

>>213516245
not investing in this gimmick

>>213516221
good luck bitch i won't ever help you
you wanted this

>>213516268
Typical of his kind

>>213516098
Queer Bummer was elected by you poofs, not us.

>>213516255
will be nothing until they ban vpns (which they won't)

>>213516292
mental how many yanks still unironically pretend to be irish
that's been known to be cringe for decades at this point

>>213516292
More than half of all 'English' people have Irish ancestry

Sir Keir Putin
https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/putin-signs-bill-punishing-online-searches-information-deemed-124253824

>>213516291
Could be crocodiles in that water :O

>>213516221
that can't be right the psa advert they did shows it's all white men harassing brown women

Im irish

>>213516245
You've done it again Donny boy. Genius.

>>213516333
Same goes for the "Irish" and English ancestry

that's stopped him in his tracks

>>213382221
>>213382221

>>213516412
you black bastid

>>213516386
>>213516386

The OFFICIAL
>>213516437
>>213516437
>>213516437

>>213516325
>>213516333
Check mate. We're all Irish

well that's two theads made then