Cumbeast Edition

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>>213514548 (OP)
whats up with white women and dogs

I FUCKING HATE VANCOUVER

The CUMpound

anyone else here do the "autism perch" when sitting in a chair?

>>213514548 (OP)
The /cum/ beast lives

>>213514613
A. She's not white
B. That's not a dog

>>213514635
That’s a dog it just has autism

the church should allow sepuku as a perfectly normal way to quit

>>213514630
No but I like to rock back and forth in my chair when I get excited

I’m too spiteful to kill myself

>>213514645
>The church
I'm not taking my cues from a bunch of pedophiles

Jason will be the first cummer to contract aids

I would participate in society if women weren't fat

>>213514630
the what now?

>>213514684
He'll never have sex so this won't happen

i've sucked dick for chicken strips

did your parents want you to become a doctor

any tier one operators in

>>213514684
Aids doesn't exist

German words with no direct translation to English:
Drachenfutter - A gift given to placate someone, especially a spouse, who is angry at the giver.

>>213514713
No they wanted me to study computers which I did

I QUESTION THINGS BECAUSE I AM HUMAN!
AND CALL NO MAN MY FATHER EHO'S NO CLOSER THAN A STRANGER. I WON'T LISTEN

>>213514724
i'll translate it: BitchBribe

>>213514722
Shut the FUCK up Brian your IQ is lower than your white blood cell count

Oh great the discord trannies are back

Gonna feed the dogs and go on my incel hike. Will post pictures here even doe nobody asked

>>213514615
Bankuuba

>>213514750
I'm not brian

>>213514713
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer but I studied CS instead and then got a nepo job that has nothing to do with CS and went back and got a second degree in business which was a massive but fun waste of time

>>213514785
I would like to see the pictures

>>213514724
It’s so outdated you won’t find anyone using this
>>213514742
Lol

>>213514785
I asked

>>213514724
Then how did you just translate it?

ray peat said alzheimer's isn't real. It's just type 3 diabetes

>>213514791
THIS PLACE SUCKS
ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A JOB, IMPOSSIBLE TO BUY FOOD, IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A PLACE TO LIVE IN, NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE, EVERYONE IS VERY BROWN, YELLOW, STUPID, GAY AND SUBHUMAN
WORST CITY IN CANADA BY FAR

>>213514860
People have all kind of dumbass opinions about health

>>213514897
saar I find job in canada very easy

I'd like to inform you all that I look like this. Physically, mentally, spiritually, on every level she is literally me.

Ray Peat said nothing wrong ever

>>213514860
that's good news

My facial expressions are unnatural and they make people, especially women, very nervous around me

>>213514932
Hmm? But that looks like a little cartoon chink girl, and you're a 29 year old white man

Jason isn't white

My father has zero faith in me
Like his every expression and way of talking to me conveys that he thinks I'm a retard

>>213514988
Strangers always ask me for help or directions

>>213515025
same except i am a true retard

jacked off and came in 3 minutes award

>>213515025
you should knock that motherfucker's lights out

>>213515059
I usually edge in Deutsch s couple of us do. Ge the app turn on the reverse filter. The Germany's can see the porn we post

Best depiction of movie hacking I've probably ever seen

>>213514713
Dad taught me how to paint amd drywall but i suspect he was hoping i would do something better. I tried but i wound up waging anyway. I would be making more money now if I had got in to trades straight out of highschool. Instead i went to university and earned myself a very expensive useless degree.

>>213515033
Never once happened to me. Even strangers can sense my bad energy
Sometimes i make cashiers be practically almost crying just because I have such an intense dead eyed stare

>>213514855
I didn't. That's what the word is in English.

>>213514548 (OP)
Amerimongrels be like
>dindu nuffins

>>213514994
She's literally me. And I'm 28 1/2.

Spanish words with no direct translation to English:
Sobremesa - the Hispanic tradition of relaxing at the table after a meal.

During sobremesa, conversation is freely had. Depending on the habits of the area or country in question, coffee, tea, or a small liqueur or aguardiente (in a shot glass) is generally served, or a cigar may be smoked.

>>213515147
You are the opposite of me, a mirror that inverts the image.

I spilled my soup iny booth at work and now it smells like chicken skin . I can't work in these conditions

>>213515103
Wow physical abuse this is very funny and epic

I hate being acknowledged and I hate talking about myself
I don't like having to turn my life plans into a cute little sales pitch or whatever

It’s not suicide if you call it sacrifice

>>213515149
*in German

Jason is finally formalizing his troon out?

>>213515217
You just have to give some normie tier short answer then redirect the question to someone else, true normies love talking about themselves.

>>213515103
grim

>>213515214
True

>>213515214
SEETHE

>>213515207
On Saturday i was drinking a breakfast shake in a shaker bottle while driving work vehicle. I went to shake it again and quickly realized i never closed the lid. It went everywhere. The cleanup was time consuming and i finished the rest of my shift with stains on pants and shirt.

>>213515103
Billions of Asian women go through this then Asian niggas wonder why they want to date out

I should become a vtuber

>>213515288
gemmy

>>213515103
His ground game is fucking trash

I wonder if I have a reputation, even if that reputation is being the guy that lacks a reputation , idk

I'd rape a milf if I knew 100% i could get away with it

>>213515474
I wouldn't but I would grope one

>>213515474
Virtue is its own reward

>>213515512
Raping a milf is virtuous. You'd be doing her a favor letting her relive her younger days

>>213515474
dummy, go out and flirt with some

>>213515474
Talk to women incel

>>213515474
Indian/negro tier

>>213515314
Yeah cleaning up the mess has taken most of the day so that's a good thing, time went quicker

I wouldnt rape and MILF, id only have loving sex and kissing with a MILF, but id rape a younger woman.

Rape is my religion

>>213515562
He would flirt with a milf if he knew he would get away with it

you go into a shitty sushi restaurant in rural missouri and they got shit like "nigger roll: salmon and watermelon with koolaid sauce and spicy mayo"

>>213515562
>>213515571
I don't want to do that
I just want rape

Fucking a milf is one of my biggest fantasies

the appeal of milfs is that they take the lead in a maternal way. Raping one would be a waste

>>213515594
Based

>>213515594
I don't believe this to be the case

sex is for reproduction and not pleasure you sick fucks

I feel the appeal of the milf is in part just how degen it is
it feels naughtier to bang a middle aged lady who should be respectable at this point

Im a serial smoocher

I don't have any interest in the reproduction part

>>213515648
No one cares about your weird breeding kink

no destiny stream today
bummer

I don't enjoy associating with human beings irl only on the interweb

The appeal of a MILF is i have mommy issues

>>213515689
Don't sign your posts

Anyone here ever gotten a handjob at a massage parlor? Share your experience.

>>213515723
I'm afraid it would be one of those police entrapment things

>>213515589
like that guy from Naruto except he worshiped murder and not rape

>>213515723
I keep getting ads for these on Instagram and I feel like this anon >>213515733

the appeal to milfs is that they're desperate and easier to get

>>213515723
i dont leave the house

>>213515723
An old fat asian lady mashed my dick for like 5 minutes, but I wasn't cumming so I just told her to stop and like a tiny bit of cum came out, and that was it

After I had sex with a cucumber it feels harder to poo I think I fucked up my guts and anus muscles

>>213515591
>get away with it
what?
they love it, you can be more perverted with MILF's than you can younger girls
one time I was talking to one named Susan, she didn't like being called Suzy, so I did that a few times when I was messing with her
I said she looked like she wanted to hit me, she said she was close to it, I said don't do that it will just give me a stiffy, she laughed and then we got dinner later

>>213515723
I paid extra to be able to play with the titties, she was a little rough on my balls, but it was fun

>>213515733
>>213515749
The ladies running it get in trouble not you lol.

>>213515733
I'm pretty sure if you don't say anything about payment and just play it off as natural it isn't illegal and then if she starts doing the sex act you're safe because cops don't do that?

>>213515769
>what?
Huh? Huh? *waves my hand in your face*

When you all say milfs you just mean t30-35 year old women
None of you fake milf hunters would ever pork a forty plus year old

>>213515812
but i did your mother

The appeal of MILFs is they're hot
And I have a mommy fetish too

>>213515812
I'd fuck women from 35-65.

>>213515804
no idea what that means either

Useless Paths in Mario Kart Wii

incels and neets ruined /cum/

>>213515867
*created /cum/

sex havers and normies ruined /cum/

I cured my costochondritis after over 1 year of having it
AMA

>>213515867
you're literally like a brown immigrant here
we CREATED this nation of /cum/

>>213515712
they aren't that tall without the high heels

There’s this one MILF coworker who turns me on so much

>>213515886
>>213515873

>>213515474
You are a threat to society and should be institutionalized

Are you guys gonna play Project Epoch when it launches or are you waiting for Ambershire on the 17th?

>>213515907
I fucked her

>>213515886
I've been here for 10 years and I'm a normie, eat my ass bro

>>213515937
Milfs want it. Get off your high horse

In bed with momberg

>>213515965
>>213515944

i gotta make something of this bitchmade abortion of a life. i need to express myself and feel seen and be validated or i WILL become dangerous to myself and others

>>213515959
They don't want to be raped by your incel ass
Only Chad gets to be aggressive, and if he goes too far then he gets arrested

>>213515965
giwtwm

https://files.catbox.moe/c3izki.mp4

>>213515977
Become a jihadist?

>>213515965
I was in bed with her last night

>>213515944
Lucky bastard

>>213515965
>>213515474

>>213515981
Yes they do. They love my boyish spirit and swagger

>>213515994
that’s the kind of outcome i’m trying to avoid

This place is full of horny losers

>>213516066
Uh yeah, obviously

i deliberately entered the website for horny losers

I have to get held down and raped in front of congress tomorrow

it makes me so mad when the three stooges get hot girls

Is there a new word for horny yet?

>>213516108
down bad

>>213516066
I think about this time of day it's 50/50.
Half are angry incels, half are almost normal dudes that go out of the house and eventually get pussy

I'm just waiting for my wife to get home and make me dinner

>>213516108
Thirsty, but that's been out of fashion for awhile now

Let's have a good debate!

are you going to play the battlefield 6 open beta

>>213516151
My wife started dinner so it’ll be ready when I get home

where are these so called normal posters

>>213516151
>>213515944

>>213516175
Yo

>>213516169
Not supporting shartfield if they have women soldiers

I've never tried to go out and get women because I'm confident they'd just immediately pick up my eccentricity /weirdness

I am normal

About 20-25% of cowboys in the old west were negroes

You can tell /cum/ is the most normalfag general because it always dies on Friday nights and weekends
Most of the posters are wagies bored at work

>>213516194
woke is dead though

>>213516202
Need her to gyrate and grind her ass and pussy all over my face

>>213516182
what makes you so normal

>>213516232
I have friends and a career and I've kissed girls

>>213516202
is she famous or random hottie?

>>213516257
Clairo is moderately famous

>>213516219
It's still alive did you not watch the multiplayer reveal a bunch of the head devs are woke fat women

>>213516232
not him, but I leave my house and get girls, so that makes me not normal here
>>213516269
she is super hot, but I don't like tatts

>>213516251
so it just comes naturally to you

>>213516278
no i did not i just watched jackfrags video on it

>the girls in question

>>213516293
Well not entirely, it's my own decision to put myself out there. I could choose to stay in my room all day everyday and be an incel NEET

>>213516320
He's literally a bought and paid for battlefield shill, the NATO engineer is an Asian woman in the game

I'd only play BF6 if you can customize your character, make her a cute girl, and dress her up in tacticool gear or a bikini and balaclava.

>>213516337
what do you find appealing about this place? i feel like if i was "normal" I would never visit this hellhole

I have a healthy, functioning penis that is capable of becoming adequately erect.

cant stop shitting

>>213516380
I get to talk to people from all around the world and can continue "socializing" even though I'm alone

my favourite radiohead song is creep

>>213516394
that's the only song i know

>>213516394
For me it's Daily Mail

>>213516403
its the only one worth knowing desu

>>213516376
Coomers like you ruin everything

>>213516394
for me it's the one that goes
THE RAINDROPS THE RAINDROPS THE RAINDROPS THE RAINDROPS THE RAINDROPS THE RAINDROPS THE RAINDROPS THE RAINDROPS THE RAINDROPS THE RAINDROPS THE RAINDROPS THE RAINDROPS

I listen to Black Metal, Neofolk, Industrial, Dungeon Synth and Noise.

Guess my political opinions

>>213516321
why is so difficult for you to believe some girls here get hot girls?
I'm guessing it's because you have absolutely no chance at all

>>213516433
libtard

>>213516419
You'll get ugly black women and no customization btw

why did spinny leave us

>>213516433
You already posted this before.

>>213516487
She couldn't handle the attention

>>213516487
tranny mod got jealous that a real girl was posting here

realistically how can i make IRL friends while maintaining my neethood

>>213516460
so true
>>213516505
guess my political opinions, especially about the jews

>>213516562
go 2 da bar

>>213516562
Join a club or a church which young people attend!

im a big fan of jews

>>213516581
South Italians look like Jews. I can't tell them apart.

>>213516562
join a discord server

breaking news!! ghislane maxwell said drumpf is innocent

documentary about the British jason
https://youtu.be/vhf-NwlIVtc

Ummm placenta is good for you

the fate of all NEETs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2dm4_cIxFQ

>>213516628
how would that work?
do you really think that?

>>213516658
in Latin, a placenta was a kind of cake, so a classical Roman would not look at you askance for saying that you ate one

>>213516689
most zoomer neets do nothing but play games, watch streamers, and talk on discord all day

>>213516685
look at the human refuse in the comment section

>>213516718
how would discord help?
it's like the same dumb shit

I want to fuck the mom in Young Sheldon

it's kind of weird to hear about old time neets. My dad told me he had an uncle who just never had a job. He wasn't retarded or anything either. Just didn't feel like it

The dinner

>>213516769
Are you in prison?

>>213516769
lot of beans

>>213516769
shove that cob up your ass

>>213516760
how did he support himself

>>213516760
these guys are the ancestors of all american neets
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collyer_brothers

>>213516769
I had a burrito

>>213516805
just lived with his parents all his life

>>213516861
Same, from chipotle
Doubled wrapped, honey chicken, white rice, fajitas, guacamole, hot salsa, corn

I'm based
And based
And cringe

I keep getting these cosplay thots on my Twitter and they always have these retarded German names like Frieren or Übel.
Like some retarded Japanese pedo anime artist just opened a dictionary and picked a random word.

I’m so cold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la2pDFPWVo0

>>213516931

stop the censorship man

>>213516931
>>213516966
Ass men are chimps

>>213516966
reminds me of billy from one flew over the cuckoos nest

modern youtube travel vloggers are 100x better than anything anthony bourdain ever produced

>>213516760
>Just didn't feel like it
based

I FUCKING LOVE VANCOUVER

Why did jannies delete my thread

>>213516997
disagree but the good ones are on his level

Every day my hatred for whores grows.

>>213517013
racism isn't allowed chud

>>213516931
You got an icebox where your heart used to be

How are things over at Hot Topic?

>>213516966
My face belongs between those cheeks

>>213517029
if that's what you call all women I understand why you don't get pussy

>>213516202

>>213517013
sorry sweatie, make a muttjak thread next time

>>213514645
The goyim is not allowed to do that. It means 1 pawn less for the chosen ones. Totally unacceptable.

>>213517066
stupid stuck up bitch

>>213517049
a fine booty appreciator right here

Big titty native american girl is on her way to my apartment to have sex with me

>>213516456
Correct. I don't. I accepted that when I was 12.

>>213517064
No I'm not saying it's all women. I mean it literally. I'm talking about actual whores, not good Christian girls.

>>213517083
after you're done shame her for dating outside her race, it'll be funny

>>213517083
Good taste.

>>213517083
is she plains injun or from one of the eastern or western tribes?

>>213517083
cool, bro
this indio Mexi-girl likes me

Why do Southern niggas love mediocre shit like Whataburger and HEB and Publix and Bucky's? (I'm not using that retarded spelling)

Growing up the message we all got was, yeah southerners are retarded but they have good taste in food and they take their time and have an authenticity that we're missing, like they're noble savages

Then you get there and their favorite thing is called "The Cookout" and it's even worse goyslop than we have in the north.

Are they just insulated or something? It has to be a lack of experience, they can't actually think any of this is good or significant at all. Maybe it's ironic? I have no idea. But Whataburger is fucking terrible

>>213517176
>>213515944

>>213517159
Plains

Native bands that straddle the US-Canada border are the main conduit for drugs, money, and illegal firearms between the two countries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWlVFDdzRc0

Ma made blueberry muffins

>>213517201
Okay, make sure she doesn't steal anything

>>213517229
Shes already stolen my heart

>>213517219
mom got me publix cheesecake but im too sad to eat it

>>213517203
>Native bands that straddle the US-Canada border

>>213517203
No they're not

What game should I play when I get home? I've been grown bored of the title I was playing.

native hoes are more submissive than asians

>>213517246
Saw one of these guys' records at the pawn shop, should I pick it up

the average normie is not any less autistic or socially awkward than i am they just charge through it uninhibited and accumulate social capital for their efforts

>>213517275
Not if it's anything other than Funeral

i'm tired of all the porn, tired of all the gooning

i've moved on from having dreams about high school to dreams about grad school

Some people are worth more than others; it's universal logic. I'm worth more than some, but at the same time less than others. That drives me crazy because I'm not worth as much as I want to be. Desire is hell, but the only way to not desire anything is to not be alive. But if you're not alive, you don't exist, and other people are hell.

very bored

>>213517275
Their first EP and Funeral are good
Their other stuff is meh

>>213517287
them not feeling the same amount of anxiety or inhibition is a meaningful difference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKew61xGaz8

>>213516209
It would be very funny if the urban youth decided to we wuz this particular historical group

more than 2 minutes into a social situation i start to zone out and stop paying attention

Would you like to be a slave in a Congolese prison?

>>213517477
Who would answer yes to this question?

>>213517490
he's making a potent statement

more than 2 minutes into rape i start to zone out and stop paying attention

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754434620373217.mp4

nigga go jerk off or something

>>213517505
yeah, being around blapipo sucks.
we all know that already

Myth: “A farmer can shoot you on sight for trespassing.”
Fact: They can’t. Deadly force is only lawful in narrow self-defense situations, not just for protecting land.

I wonder what Pas is up to right now.
I'd love to give some meth money and a gopro and have him film his day, it would be youtube gold

stall time?

I’m going to have a nap, which is my favourite thing in life. Being awake has its moments, but being asleep is the real stuff.

Just got back from my incel hike
Will spam some photos now

Where's the anon who buys legos and plays with them?

>>213517706

>>213517591
he looks like the corpse from half life 2

They start filming the movie at my house tomorrow, it's called Playa Los Muertos. It means beach of the dead.
I should get more pics later this week, they will be filming for 3 days.
Here is a shot the cameraman gave me at Conchas Chinas beach in Puerto Vallarta, my house is south of there.
The news came too fast, I wanted to be there for it.
Here is an insider pic from the camera dude.

>>213517732

>>213517742
he spray painted his head black for halloween, then he had a reaction to it and was solid red for a week

>>213517743
why do you look like a bum

>>213517203
Canadians are not capable of crime. They don't have that joi de vivre that spics have

sex is not good enough to justify how hard it is to get

>>213517759

>>213517772
not me, I'm not there, dummy

>>213517083
Colonize that pussy

>>213517794

>>213517083
She's probably fat

>>213517823
if she's not now, she will be
such is the fate of native women

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uS8osg9HE1s

>>213517743
Is this the movie from the sharknado director you said they were going to film?

I've spent my life fighting global crackerdom, while southern niggas fight to join crackerdom. There's something degenerate about the Mason-Dixon line, the second you go south of Kentucky, Uncle Tom starts whispering for you.

>>213517871
si

Last photo

>>213517876
What kind of movie is it, another one of those?

>drink 3.5 liters of water
>still feel thirsty

>I've spent my life fighting global crackerdom

>>213517930
I think he’s the Hebrew Israelite who posts here sometimes

>>213517911
Cool photos, looks like a nice day

>>213517919
Sounds like diabetes, how often do you piss?

>>213517918
I think so, my house will be used as a narco cartel compound in the jungle

the worst part about using youtube on my phone is that sometimes i'm recommended AI content or some tranny and i can't block them

>>213517955
6-8 times a day

Won't bake new threads for you guys tonight.

>>213517941
Thank you, it was fun
The only part I dislike is that even when you wear full clothing, you still find ticks who latched onto you

>>213517973
We don't like foreign flags making the news

Use this for the new

>>213517875
I am China man but I sympathize with plight of black people.
Are you gangster from the hood?

>>213517962
That's beetes for ya. You should piss between 2-5 times a day. How do your feet and hands feel?

>>213517919
perhaps you're low on electrolytes. that'll give you a similar sensory urge as thirst.

>>213517990
>According to the National Institute of Health, it is considered normal to urinate 6-8 times per day. However, this range can vary widely depending on individual circumstances.
>How do your feet and hands feel?
nothing abnormal

>>213517989
I'm not a gangster. Does your family own a buffet or a dry cleaner?

>>213518014
yes. how did you know?

>>213517987
That's why you should do the dirty work yourself.

Time to consume Sneed oils

>>213517980
Oh yeah they’re sneaky little fuckers for sure

>>213518014
Yes dry clean and grocery

just took a sloppy poo

for me it's olive oil

Happy 4:20

use this for the new

>>213517956
Nice. Can you ask for a minor rol in the movie?

where's the new

>>213518039
>>213518039
>>213518039
NEW

>>213518048
My shits have been unusually thick and viscous lately.