Thread 213518039

Anor Londo Edition

PREVIOUSLY: >>213514548

Tomorrow might be my last day, and I have so many regrets. I didn't do a single thing that I wanted to do. And bumbled my way into all the things I did not want. I wish I could make with the person I've been, but instead all I have is regret and an impossible wish to fulfill now that nearly everything had been different. I wish I had made some changes, I think I could have, but now it's too late.

Please don't waste your lives too. We weren't meant to live like this.

can't believe DaThings trooned out

Black anon, there was a black Muslim girl who posted here a few days ago. You should ask her out

I love this image

>>213518113
Big fan of this gif

>>213518103
meet me in a dream if there's an afterlife

>>213518112
he trooned out like 4 years ago
In retrospect it's not surprising, you have to be really autistic to make YTPs

>>213518075
if I would have had a few days to know when they were filming I would have went there
how is this not a fascinating pic to you tards?
you've never seen shit like this before

>>213518103
Are you going to suicide?

I love working out to grow my muscles bigger.

>>213517856
Why does the tree has barely any leafs during summer?

eating vegetables does nothing

Kinda crazy how for 90% of men you only need to work out and have a sense of style and good hygiene to be attractive and most don't do that

>>213518173
working out is half the battle, eating chicken is the other half

>>213518178
nothing will change my 5'10 height

>>213518174
Because they are dead
It’s good though because many bird species only nest in dead trees

>>213518190
This is very true.

>>213518175
they add flavor
they are a seasoning
""nutrients"" are a scam though

I'd like to know why I have to put in a tremendous amount of effort into being normal while others don't. what went wrong with me?

i am so le sad

>>213518194
At least you aren’t 5’8

>>213518141
The song is good too
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HrQplvU5bwM&pp=ygUTbmlwcG9uIGVnYW8gaHlha2tladIHCQnHCQGHKiGM7w%3D%3D

>>213518178
nothing will change my bald head

i exude an aura of real danger that women don't like. they want a threatening man who won't hurt them, but i will hurt them.

hell yeah

Knew a kid in high school who was 5'3, ugly, and started getting gray hair in his sophomore year

>>213518207
Have you ever considered that you may have been born in the wrong body? It would be hard to feel normal if that were the case

>>213518207
Autism or ADHD unironically. I was “well socialized” growing up yet I still didn’t fit in

>>213518194
My cousin moved to the US and is 5'5 and still gets good looking women

>>213518197
From which state are your incelhike pics?

Have you ever burnt your mouth with room temperature water? I have.

>>213518207
how old are you? you're probably not even 20
you'll have it figured out in a few years

>>213518224
No it really isn’t
It’s absolute dogshit
Your brain is fried from all the japslop
You’re not better than a TikTok addicted brainrot zoomie who worships hawk tuah labubus

>>213518114
Islam is a blasphemy to YHWH, and adopts a north semitic language. Arabs, pre-crackerdom, were influenced by Ethiopians, not the other way around. Their prophet Mohammad is also a false prophet as he wasn't of YHWH's chosen peoples.

>>213518266
>hawk tuah labubus
you lost me. what is this ?

>>213518250
That’s because he’s funny. A funny (as in genuinely a laff to be around) can bump a 3/10 to a 7/10
>>213518252
Illinois, grasslands like these are actually very rare because everything is used up for agriculture or urbanization

>>213518254
Do you live inside a sauna?

>>213518287
https://youtu.be/tZETVBo8UnI

Im thinking anime

i'm brave!

>>213518287
They don't exist, hawk tuah is a year old meme and the chick who did it is in jail for a crypto scam. Labubus are also blind packs so you can't easily get a specific one.

>>213518311
i'm not clicking that, chief

>>213518175
They're good

>>213518282
That’s why you have to save her from this false religion
Also i remember you posting about how you are against race mixing. Do you support those white-only communities like return to the land?

>>213518244
wow thats literally me

everybody shut the FUCK up, Im watching anime

>>213518266
Japan was your closest ally. Don't be so rude.

we should replace mexico with germany at this point
/cug/ /guc/

>>213518323
>Labubus are also blind packs
what are you talking about? what is a labubu, what does "blind pack" mean?

Asmongold has the same accent and voice as an annoying faggot I went to school with and so I can't stand to hear him speak

>>213518343
shut the fuck up before we replace you
america owns this general

>>213518338
>Do you support those white-only communities like return to the land?
Why would I care that some whites are fucking off to the woods? With these things their intentions are unclear, they say they're peaceful and I will support them if they are, but people like that frequently lie about their intentions and policies.

>>213518292
In my country they pay farmers so they won't use all of their land for agriculture.

>>213518298
It's not that hot where I live, but I once visited Mexicali, which is the hottest city in Mexico. 450C is hell.

>>213518382
replace me then pussy

We are farmers

Quite fond of animes that have high school delinquents

>>213518390
Have you ever fucked a Turkish girl in the ass in your country?

>>213518348
Holy shit google something please. Or duckduckgo it. Shit isn't hard.
>what is a labubu,
A popular toy from Hong Kong, it's a popular fad accessory that women hook on their purses.
>what does "blind pack" mean?
It means you buy the box but don't inherently know what it is. It's like a box of chocolates, you don't know what's in it but you assume it has to be at least decent.

>>213518425
No, sadly I'm an incel.

Imagine not knowing about LABUBUS

I love agriculture but I would never ever ever work on a farm

>>213518387
>Why would I care that some whites are fucking off to the woods?
Mostly cause it promotes the idea of racial separation without violence. They have also stated that their intentions are purely peaceful

Labubu is psyop

im 25 but still live like im 12 years old when i talk to my cousins that are around my age we have nothing in common

>>213518390
Yea I’ve heard the wildlife situation in Europe is grim. So much of the natural forests gone forever

>>213518446
Well, you should really make an effort. I think it would be an enjoyable experience. Turks aren't a common immigrant group here, or else I would try for myself.

>>213518467
Who will do all the dirty farm work after you kicked out all the illegals?

Moids be like
>race mixing is bad
And then race mix more than their female counterparts (backed up by statistics)

Would you kiss her?

>>213518455
idk how people love buying useless shit
i was at my buddies the other day and he was showing me his wifes pop figurines and i had to bite my tongue to not call them both retarded losers

>>213518467
I would be the supervisor and do no work and the workers give me a cool spanish nickname

>>213518493
jason

>>213518493
Most farming is automated now. Illegals just pick peaches and plums and other shit that aren't staple crops

>>213518514
kiss her with a knuckle duster heh

>>213518522
The neets long for the farms.

>>213518542
Bro what the fuck!

>>213518292
I'm funny and I agree with you. Fuck some women way outta my league

I keep getting recommended lesbian couples on snapchat

Check out my bird friend

Toronto Real Estate Do's And Dont's

They say Canada has too much geography and too little history.

I have a little chinese girlfriend that sits in my shirt pocket and whispers secrets to me

>>213518568
birdoid

Oh yea faggots talk about your sex having ways and your gfs some more
Fuck you

fuck ray romano

>>213518610
Don't you dare make me cum soft

>>213518514
sure

Momberg is laid up with sciatica and is being more demanding than ever.

>>213518625
Then you’d kiss me
This is me

>>213518608
it's literally all they talk about. being paid to be a stay at home boyfriend.

>Oh yea faggots talk about your sex having ways and your gfs some more
>Fuck you

>>213518487
There ain't is much room for wildlife if you have an average population density of over 200 people per km2 in your country.

I was just fibbing. I think even a chinese girl would be too big to fit in my pocket

>>213518626
make her some soup

Things going on in my life rn

- GF is likely pregnant
- my Twitter foot goddess is amazing
- I will go to bed now

>>213518634
You're male though

>>213518587
I read the list of prime ministers and realized we've only had like five

>>213518641
does your chinese gf pay all your bills because you've made americans kill themselves in the name of odin

>>213518659
I made her some dinner already yeah :)

>>213518665
fuck off permanently retard

fk is going to be a father, how exciting!!

>>213518626
Rub her feet

>>213518665
Why are you committing adultery?

>>213518692
His gf is preggers but he ain't the father.

>>213518692
fk = father kraut

>mentally disconnect from my physical reality
>suddenly no longer struggle with anxiety
Was it that simple all along?

this site is miserable i dont want to be here anymore i just want a real friend to connect with not a bunch of anonymous trolls who dont care about me

>>213518707
I call em "blockheads" lmao

>changed my sheets
>showered
>worked out
>did a bank thing
productive day

>>213518714
Meet me in real life and I'll care about you in a very special way

Sucking toes doesn't get a girl pregnant

>>213518714
Same but I’ve tried and I’m not doing so again

>>213518714
Bestfriendberg is spending all his time with his new gf (whom I introduced to him).

Just posted my porn folder in my job's microsoft teams server

>>213518747
you are going to jail for a long long time

>>213518728
a footjob where the girl lies on her stomach with her knees bent where her feet are over her ass can lead to pregnancy due to spillage
speaking from experience

>>213518714
they're goal is kill as many white american men in the name of odin. chinese gfs for every obese troll that can cause as much pain the white race

>>213518728
How would you know have you ever tried

>>213518747
I need to see proof this happened
Otherwise fake and gay

you best start believing in zog stories... we're in one

>>213518747
how
why

don't stop talking about gaza

gio scotti was hot when she was 16-17 but she's nothing special now

Got some books in the mail recently.

i mean honest to god. they really do hate white men. they only want white women. if you help them kill white american children you get a chinese gf

breh

jason is sexually attracted to hasan piker

and the most disgusting thing is they're killing white americans in the name of odin.

>>213518853
She goes by Samantha

I rewatched the big lebowski for the first time in 10 years and I didn't find it funny this time

>>213518665
Anon's future son unboxing video:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xIUlCW5Q05E&pp=ygUlbWkgaGlqbyBlcyBuZWdybyBsYSByb3NhIGRlIGd1YWRhbHVwZQ%3D%3D

Anyone else get the hot shits the day after eating spicy food? You know what I'm talking about? It feels spicy but in your asshole.

>>213518229
You can incorporate your baldness into your style

so much pain

>>213518876
Yes because the same cells that detect the spicyness in your mouth are also in your anus

>>213518896
I know :O

I got sand in my vagina once at the beach and it hurt SO. BAD. Everytime I put something in it it was like scraping and I couldn't get it out, it felt just like when I first got my surgery. Eventually something popped in there and it washed itself out I guess. My partner said I was making "pussy pearls" and we should make necklaces out of them and give them to people LOL!

>>213518178
>90%
Not even close

I have a pretty high tolerance for spicy food I think.

>Ask coworkers if they want to hang out (go bowling, golfing, catch a movie, etc)
>"No, anon, but if you'd like to play [insert multiplayer game] with us, just join our discord."
Mind you, we are all nearly 30. The situation is grim out here.

im uglier than terrone

>>213518830
could not find that meme with the men in dms thing and he's licking the shoes so have this instead

You will NEVER be a woahman.

>>213518916
Thank god im not a woman holy shit
Imagine bleeding out your dick once a month

>>213518876
It happens with only some spicy food. I think the food has to be spicy and sour for the shitting to be spicy.

>>213518876
spicy in spicy out

The youngest millennials are turning 30 next year. Think about that.

Are we human or are we dancer?

the humiliation ritual of the semitic tribesmen breeding out the european stock from america. white women are not okay. they get off converting "nazi" women. it's part of the semitic mans fetish even if they're fake nazi women

>>213518940
this one?

>>213518896
I did not know and I found this factoid interesting

>>213518987
Literally me

how do i get a gf?
time is running out for me...

>>213518962
the first zoomer to turn 30 will be in 2027

>>213518924
If you say the word discord to me that's a self-defense situation

Every mormon claims to be from one of the "lost tribes of israel," with no evidence. Are they the most 'dude just trust me' religion ever?

Why do trans men pass as men even less convincingly than trans women? At least super faggy guys who have been faggy their entire lives have an idea of what it means to act like a woman. I've never encountered an ftm trans man who acted or sounded like a man, however.

>>213519007
mormons are the lolcows of christianity

>>213518920
when I walk down the street I only think 10% of men are actually hopeless, most have potential

>>213518962
Are you following me? How did you know this?

>>213518987
yea

>>213519008
Sometimes I like to give pooners fake male advice on how to pass
>yea bro you are supposed to take the urinal right next to the person who’s already using one. It’s considered rude if you don’t

>>213519014
I made one of these but with an osrs themed. It's somewhere in the archives, lost to time.

>>213519025
i belong to the 10% group

>>213519018
They aren't Christian, which is the sad part.

>>213519025
My face isn’t bad in just hopeless in the socialization department

been having a panic attack for a few years now

I get tons of ads on FB inviting me to go to my local Mormon church. It's like an 80% chance if I click on my story feed the very first ad will be from "Christ's First Light" or "Temple of Grace Ministries" or other heretical bullshit. It's almost always young, attractive white girls in the ads, too. My key takeaway is that the Mormon church is putting A LOT of money into a weak and insincere attempt at proselytizing for their unbiblical faith.

>>213519055
fake christians yeah

>>213519077
how do cults work?
do they take anyone in and give them a purpose in life?
wouldn't only the most desperate and undesirable people fall for that?

start work again next week, dreading it

>>213519077
Mormonism is probably the most easily disproven religion out there. Not even Islam is as bad

See?

>>213519097
got a job interview tomorrow. already feeling drained but i'm still going. i know my place.

>>213519100
Secular humanism is even easier to disprove

>>213519097
Don’t you work night shift at a factory?

damn... i really miss her

>>213519097
Hello, Icelandic anon!

Wait I recognize this chick.

baka this is clearly a different icelander than the chud one who was here glazing t.rump for a couple months

Remember that one 4chan meet up where someone made brownies and then he revealed he came into the mix?

>>213519133
That's the girl from the schfifty five video

>>213519008
I once dealt with a ftm at work. At the conclusion of our business she turned and said "have a good one!" to me in a low vocal fry intended to sound masculine. It was the most ridiculous thing coming from a 5 foot tall girl with short hair and peach fuzz mustache.

>>213519146
no but i remember meeting with a couple people to have a drink. don't think i'd ever meet you tho

>>213519146
imagine meet up with a 4channer
imagine accepting food from a 4channer

>>213519146
I'm eating brownie ice cream rn.

>>213519170
I never went to one, I’m talking about the screencap where the guy literally admitted to that he ejaculated into the brownie mix and posted proof. This was of course after everyone ate it and left

got 4 likes on my discord post i dont need you fags for validation anymore

>>213518568
what can you tell us about him?

>>213519077
They do have a lot of hot white girls in Utah though. That's not false advertising..

>>213519109
Best of luck to ya, working is dogshit but you might get lucky and do something you dont completely despise
>>213519114
No im a technician at a rather large company
working night shifts sounds like cancer
>>213519123
Hi german anon :)

in my nap dream i saw joe biden's face, he had no eyes or mouth, just a blank face, there was like steam coming out of his head or maybe his hair was just standing up, face right next to mine just screaming without a mouth, was quite disturbing

>>213519109
same but it's online

>>213518039 (OP)
i was bored and thought out a story in the world of cyberpunk during the clouds mission v sees a old building of old militech clones who were retired so they all live in shitty apt buildings

What's a good martial art to start in your 30s

>>213519216
rex kwon do

>>213519195
He’s not invasive so I don’t have to kill him. Other than that he doesn’t care whenever I walk right by him, I never even had to feed him

>>213519133
>>213519158
No I found it.

life ends at 30 you just become another faceless old man

>>213519216
Judo

This is not the Icelandic anon who destroyed the reddit jeet.

Why does he look this way?

>>213519216
Extreme asceticism.

>>213519229
I'm already married to Starla

>>213519237
what were you before

>>213519242
German genes.

>>213519242
aids

Mmm very nice.

Up your ass around the corner all the way to California?

17% of the world's population is Chinese
How many Chinese cities can you name off the top of your head?

Nobody likes Germany

I'm tired of this Earth, these people. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.

>>213519259
a young man with hope

>>213519281
Nobofy likes YOU, goshcel!

My wife!

Adulthood is about looking up youtube tutorials on how to slice fruit

>>213519292
This is true

30 is the new 16

>>213519303
she licked my asshole while I jerked off and came on the top of her head

>>213519311
It kinda is.

microplastics will make us live longer because plastic lasts longer than flesh

>>213519303
All the hot mormon chicks have polygamous marriages with mormon chads.

>>213519327
lead lasts longer than plastic but it just made everyone retarded

What book do I read next I'm thinking of Childhood's End.

everything gives me the chills

>>213519345
A Rebours

>>213519344
lead's too heavy, drags you down, plastic is light, malleable, it can be shaped into anything

>>213519345
romance of the three kingdoms

panic attack still underway
hello? me scared need help

>>213519097
I on the other hand am going on vacation next week

has a normal sized woman ever fallen in love with a midget

>>213519392
Take a valium!

evens i have a second slice of cake
odds i dont

>>213519345
I have a first edition hardcover of this. Never read it lol. Only ACC novel I have read is A Fall Of Moondust and it was a pretty fun read.

Take a fuckin midol

IMO aliens almost certainly exist, but I highly, highly doubt they've ever been to Earth, and it's unlikely we'll find them in our lifetimes.

i'm leaving this country

>>213519422
Yes, please

what the fuck is "spiraling" in the sense these wammin are using it to describe their hysterics

>>213519440
When I put this pussy on your sideburns

>>213519422
>>213519437
Grim, is the cartel problem being solved though? Cause at least you could cope saying
>well she makes things safer though

These are the books I got in the mail recently.

>>213519496
What do you think

>>213519515
lol yea but I want to hear the Mexicunts opinions

>>213519507
>(((edited)))

you niggas are all style no substance

>>213519555
You are brown snd poor

>>213519555
this world is an illusion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA

Your style is generic, mine's authentic made. I flow like a renegade.

>>213519555
that's better than being the other way around

>>213519542
It's literally the 200-year old diary of a Belgian volunteer in Napoleon's army transcripted straight from the source documents. It makes sense that's it's collated to one degree or another.

honestly being indian in india seems like it would be pretty fun, not sure why they keep wanting to come to sovlless firstie countries

>>213519555
You cant even dispose your poopy toilet paper in the toilet.

You like desi pussy?

>>213519585
India is a complete shithole

>>213519573
(((collated)))

You got a Teflon vest?
Let me see if it works.
*pew*
*pew*
*pew*

The matcha lives on from the pickle rick on down to the big vape they call rizz labubu

no no no something's not right, this can't be happening

>>213519653
Dubai chocolate crumbl cookie

i want my mtv
i want my toonami

>>213519647
I don't think they use teflon for anything like that

>>213519674
>1200 cal per cookie
how is that possible

i miss her

>>213519691
i fucked her

Mom keeps talking about the BWC bully

you think you know suffering? you only know discomfort.... for now

>>213519704
you fucked your own mom?

>>213519683
military scientists wish they could make a food that calorie efficient

>>213519706
Now that's a throwback

>>213519712
sure

i bought something and felt happy for a few minutes but now the high has worn off and im miserable again

>>213519753
buy something else

volcel if you don't fuck your own mom

>wanting to fuck your own mom
jason's spirit lives on even when he's gone

terrone is chad looking

I never understood why lesbians date women who look like Justin Bieber. At that point just come out as straight

Was jason the one who filmed his mother's legs from under the table during a family dinner?

>>213519783
why do you fap to traps?

>>213519677
there are full replays of toonami on youtube

>>213519783
I don't get why they date duke nukem

>>213519757
im broke

just found out Dubai Chocolate was created by a white woman :0

>>213519808
Does that excite you?

wish i lived in a community

Stinky fsrts

>>213519788
jasonkin tier post
>>213519793
lesbians love to steal 12 year old boy's haircuts

on my dubai chocolate labubu crumbl cookie type rizz fr

>>213519680
Don't try to be a smartass, nigga!
I've been behind the trigger more than once.

this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down

>>213519822
At least you live in a society.

Patriot, patriot, vampire, nationalist, mental retard, eugenicist, a scared man, retard.

should i redownload tiktok? i havent been on it since 2021

thread's over, nothing more to see here

another one

>>213519890
I use it as a gooning app

>>213519902
Share your thoughts below!

>>213519890
tiktok is literally the best app out there

i am without merit

in the next thread let's all pretend to like traps haha
just as a joke lol even though traps are normally gross eewww haha

Remember that video of Trump collecting himself before commenting on that supreme court justice dying, I do that same gesture 10 times a day

>Oh I'm never going to have love in my life? I actually didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time.

i don't see why there should be any overlap between users of tiktok and users of the chan

for entertainment

where’s the early new

As I said no new threads from me because of your xenophobia!

not it

Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife

Just let cum die already! Your best times are over!

>>213520034
now imagine living in a desert with a quiet, agreeable wife

>>213520054
joseph smith is that you

There were always some domestic issues when I was watching LIVE PD about Nevada.

>>213520062
he’d have said *wives

>>213520091
>>213520091

>>213520054
She would become quiet and agreeable pretty quickly the first time she heard her screams for help disappear into the air never to reach the light of civilization