Thread 213518914

>be brasilian
>wake up
>pick exotic fruit from tree while in bed and eat it for breakfast
>weather is perfect
>drink the purest coffee in your life as you wake up to the sunkissed sunshine gleaming down on you, as a gentle misty rain keeps your body temperature perfectly regulated
>walk down down tree lined cobblestone streets with colonial architecture everywhere
>Stop by Portuguese colonial architecture church
>Pray
>walk towards beach
>busker plays the perfect bossa nova
>locals bug you to play soccer with them, but you can't because you have to meet your 10/10 gf at the beach
>get to beach
>literal paradise with clean water and beautiful people everywhere
>meet 10/10 gf to enjoy day with at the beach

literally, how does one svffer in Brasil?

>>213518914 (OP)
Get out of America and return to prison, son of a macaco.

>the sunkissed sunshine
Such a way with words

>>213518914 (OP)
they have it hard tho

>be brazilian
Picrel

>>213518914 (OP)
how did people react when they first saw parrots
Like it's goddamn talking animal
I'd freak out

>>213518953
aight Camões, let's see you do it

...

>>213518989
the sun-drenched sun-warmed sun-dappled sunny solar sunshine

>>213518957
more pwease :3

>>213518973
Lots of birds can talk. Crows talk even better

>>213518914 (OP)
>>be brasilian
unfortunately. it started here.
>>wake up
it kept foing.
>>pick exotic fruit from tree while in bed and eat it for breakfast
fruits full of parasites and poor night's sleep because favelados were blasting music all night.
>>weather is perfect
its either too hot or always raining.
>>drink the purest coffee in your life as you wake up to the sunkissed sunshine gleaming down on you, as a gentle misty rain keeps your body temperature perfectly regulated
im allergic to coffee.
>>walk down down tree lined cobblestone streets with colonial architecture everywhere
Only dirt roads and no sewage. India tier.
>>Stop by Portuguese colonial architecture church
I hate Portugal
>>Pray
God does not answer.
>>walk towards beach
I got mugged for 3 reais.
>>busker plays the perfect bossa nova
Cleiton is blasting funk again.
>>locals bug you to play soccer with them, but you can't because you have to meet your 10/10 gf at the beach
She is a part time prostitute and lost her virginity to her uncle.
>>get to beach
Fat pardos every where
>>literal paradise with clean water and beautiful people everywhere
trash everywhere as well and loud funk
>>meet 10/10 gf to enjoy day with at the beach
Cleiton steals her away from me.
>literally, how does one svffer in Brasil?
Everyday

>>213518914 (OP)
>wake up
>buy cigarettes via pix (instant electronic payment)
>catch bus, step on some inconsiderate person's toe because he's occupying too much space
>arrive at a street near my job
>a crackhead asks me for a cigarette, i tell him it's my last one
>he thoroughly understands
>buy pão francês and some coffee at the irregular/unregistered outdoor business by the MASP museum
>my face is read and I'm allowed to get inside a JP Morgan sponsored bank
>get free coffee with the intern, he tells me his friend was bit by a monkey yesterday
>work on serious shit for 30 minutes
>we go to Tavolino and spend hundreds of dollars on a two-hour lunch
>get back
>mostly joke around all day (no work is done)
>one guy crashes on the couch after playing FIFA, wakes up 6pm while being fondled by the cleaning lady
>leave early because my manager also left early because his manager also left early
>pass by a protest burning Trump pictures
>some women have their tits out in apparent rage
>smell weed in the air
>a medium size caramel colored dog jumps on me, i like him very much and pet him
>get free medicine for my grandma at the posto de saúde
>order burger king at home
>am hit in the head by a stray bullet coming through the window
>survive because I'm used to it
>repeat
my life is exotic

>>213518914 (OP)
our everyday coffee is shit unless you're rich and can afford expensive special coffees

>respondendo fio de macaco attwhore

Quem é mais attwhore, ele ou vocês?

>>213519110
Imagine being born in fkn Bosnia, me and everybody I know would immediately kys

>>213519275
bosnian women are angels

>>213519065
what do you want

>>213519213
>he tells me his friend was bit by a monkey yesterday
lol'd

>>213518914 (OP)
take your meds

>>213519289
wrong. Brancas are.

>>213519584
doctor prescribed me a 10/10 branca gf.

>>213519671
You have prettier white women. Ive been stalking one for 4 years now.

>>213518914 (OP)
>drink the purest coffee in your life
Our purest coffee goes to USA and Europe.

>>213519702
no we don't. and they all have sex with black men here.

>>213518914 (OP)
>wake up
>come across some low-class shitzilian
>day ruined

>>213520143
it really wouldnt be so bad if they werent playing loud music 24/7

>>213518973
They were already famous for talking in ancient Rome because they also exist in India

>The parrot is a bird found in India that can be taught to speak like a man. It learns better when it is young, but if it will not learn one must hit it over the head with an iron bar. It can say ave (a greeting) by nature, but must be taught all other words. Its beak is so hard that if the parrot falls from a height it can break its fall with its beak. Parrots are colored green with a purple-red collar; they hate the rain because the water makes their colors appear ugly. There are two kinds of parrot: the kind with three toes have a mean disposition, but the ones with six toes are gentle.

>>213518914 (OP)
third worlders literally cannot suffer

>>213518914 (OP)
Also the language sounds poetic

>>213518914 (OP)
>pick exotic fruit from tree while in bed and eat it for breakfast
>weather is perfect
>busker plays the perfect bossa nova
>locals bug you to play soccer with them, but you can't because you have to meet your 10/10 gf at the beach
>get to beach
>literal paradise with clean water and beautiful people everywhere
>meet 10/10 gf to enjoy day with at the beach


For sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldebHZrI8ow