/cum/: Midwit Edition

Canada
United States of America
United Mexican States

Previous: >>213518039

I made mine too slow

>>213520091 (OP)
>me in the abyss
do nothing

joseph smith had a 14yo wife
so he is a le evil pedophile

Good news, I got my AI chatbot agent to query my database

There will be no war, no financial collapse, just a slow decline into irrelevancy like Argentina. You won't even notice it, but one day you'll wake up and we'll be on par with Romania.

>>213520091 (OP)
>United Mexican States
Never knew that this was the official name of Mexico.

ALL WE ARE IS ENTERTAINMENT CAUGHT UP IN OUR OWN DERANGEMENT TELL US WHAT TO SAY AND WHAT TO DO
ALL WE ARE ARE PRETTY FACES PICTURE PERFECT BOTTLED RAGE
PACKAGED SYNTHESIZED VERSIONS OF YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

i'm sweeepy

>>213520110
Try, try again.

>>213520119
argentina had wars and financial collapse though didn't it

Is this jason

guess my ethnic background, cummies

he said queery my database

Apparently most of those white South African refugees have already returned to South Africa lmao.

Imagine coming to the US and finding out it's so shitty that you actually want to return to a country where you were being exterminated.

based!

>>213520139
Jewish

>>213520139
generic brownoid from some crumbling hellhole

I'm extremely stupid and incompetent, but I also have a weird, inexplicable sense of entitlement. I become bitter and resentful whenever I interact with someone who isn't making my life easier and/or helping me accomplish basic tasks.

>>213520139
Visible sclera on the sides of the iris is not attractive. You're an incel.

Software development now they expect you to put AI in everything

>>213520184
no but partially somewhat close
>>213520196
depends on your definitions of each term used

>>213520173
>where you were being exterminated.
this is a myth btw

The UK is so over it’s not even funny

>>213520139
copt

I feel for the trade meme it isn't worth it i thought I was gonna be making bank by now but the pay isn't worth climbing into crawl spaces and under houses

>>213520212
dingdingdingding
pro racialist ova heeah

>>213520219
you never know what you might find in a crawlspace

>>213520219
life aint worth it but we here anyway

>>213520219
At least your safe from AI replacement

this image applies to so many uncs on here

>>213520219
I would happily crawl into a giant pile of shit for $10/hr if I didn't also have to deal with tradies. Fuck those cocksuckers.

>>213520207
>tfw moving back there in less than 2 months

>>213520263
Why

>>213520248
duggar carldson and i went to the same college so add that to the list

>>213520270
I go to a british university

>>213520282
why

Why get a girlfriend when hentai exists

>>213520291
it's the best in the world for my course of study
what is this 20 questions or smth

unc still downloading porn you can stream now you know

>>213520312
what you studying

why did that bear eat timothy treadwell

>>213520336
your mom

REALLY want to take a nap but also really shouldn't

boring thread
i'll come back later when the interesting anons show up

>>213520352
nigga it's 8:30 pm that's just called going to bed

>>213520344
bro was hungry

I been an apprentice for a year and hate it I am going back to school and becoming a nurse or doctor

anyone want to to talk about what can i do for a job, nothing to do with sex

>>213520372
Yeah you're gonna love that

>>213520314
The UK proves it's worth keep a a collection on your own device

>7k in savings
>Credit score 720
>Own a Amex card
It's just a blue
>I have no real expenses right now
>I make 2400 dollars a month

So my goal is to move to another state and get a better paying jobs so I am calling union halls and seeing about schools on those areas

>>213520366
it's 6:30 here in the civilized part of the world plus I can't go to bed at 6:30

>>213520379
come suck my dick. got $50 USD for you

>>213520344
he was homophobic

Dirty Diana!
Dirty Diannnnnna NO!

>8:30 pm
>6:30
it's 9:30 you dumb retards

>>213520387
No, I think you're clock is broken
it's 8:35 in the US right now

>>213520380
I mean the thing I hate about trade work is that they lie to everyone about much money they make and it's never even worth it because they say 100k but in reality at most it's 50k and you have to compete with every stupid zoomer

what can be done from home in my computer, webdev?

evens i shower
odds i stay stinky

I love youtube now because it just serves you up a bunch of shit you didn't search for

>>213520410
nigga that's a you issue: you have no SKILLZ nigga ain't nobody gonna pay you well without any skills

>>213520139
Azerbaijani or Georgian(Soviet brown Jew)

>>213520419
this but hate, it just shows you a bunch of jeet ai slop and shorts i didn't ask for whenever i search for something

When you work out on an empty stomach you get really dizzy this must be what feeling high is like

>>213520419
enjoying a song? here's an AI generated playlist you didn't ask for

HEAD LIKE HOLE BLACK OUT YOUR SOUL
I'D RATHER DIE THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL

you all ever hear about those lobster foot people in Africa?

>Lolcow.jpeg

Mom's boyfriend walked up on me with no shirt

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'

also clicked on a random generated tool playlist on spotify and just the first song was tool

>>213520465
imagine the footjob she can give you

I hate my job but it pays well and its the only thing that would hire me. It doesnt even matter if I do my job right because its all about sending forms to a third party and them ALWAYS fucking it up so the client gets mad at us, or having files never get sorted because we're too busy dealing with clients so it just piles up and takes us longer to find them because we have to sift through the piles

Just coomed inside the native american girl
Turns out she was an Alaskan native

>>213520487
you got shirt mogged, SON

>>213520487
Is he hot?

>>213520490
>Tool by Tool listened to by a tool

>>213520499
can you talk to your boss to hire me, i'll work for free

>>213520509
He's like if Hasan was right wing if that makes sense

>>213520487
Your life isn't a gay porn...

>>213520501
ice asian or injun injun?

>>213520381
wasn't that to prevent underage kids from porn sites? i think it's a good thing tho

>>213520527
The injuns up there are pretty ugly
T.lived in Fairbanks

>>213520423
Trades in most cities are over saturated and hard to get into now because you have to compete with a shitload of people

>>213520527
Native from Alaska
Made her cum twice
I came once
No condom was worn

>>213520383
>>213520390

>>213520501
what specific ethnolinguistic group does she belong to? I need to know so I can be appropriately racist

>>213520537
There are two types of natives in Alaska:
Injun (brownoid) and Inuit (Asian)

>>213520522
So kinda fat but kinda hot at the same time

God forbid I get off my ass and do something

>it was the anxiety medicine that made me suck cock, I'm better now

>>213520554
Not fat

>>213520412
Just get into nursing! All societies age fast - even in Latin America!

>>213520537
She'll take all your money retard

>>213520576
would you get a footjob from her? >>213520498

>look at me guys I totally had sex look at meeeeee

Thinking about alcohol but then I ask myself why I'd sabotage my sleep quality and add extra calories

>>213520581
That's a man and I would pay so he would leave me alone.

Got past the part in Dark Souls when the big guy comes down from the ceiling

Diamonds on my wrist so he calls me ice cream you can double dip because I know you like me

https://youtu.be/RaRsv1xNT3A

>>213520583
look at me king of the castle

>>213520594
its an old woman would you suck her toes for 10 million dollars?

you will never get this you will never get this

I find it funny how over saturated trades are now I live in Boston and I heard it's worse in places like NYC DC Chicago and Denver

>>213520604
For 10 Million doll hairs? Yeah, sure! I would even fuck you for 10 Million.

Don't get it twisted: /cum/ unequivocally supports Israel.

Playing Oblivion, lads

maybe it all makes sense, maybe it's how things are, it's not strange

>>213520616
why do you find it funny

>>213520535
She was from Anchorage
She wasn't 100% native
Like 3/4ths

>>213520618
would you let her stick her lobster foot up your asshole and fuck you with it for 20 million?

i see patterns you couldn't even dream of

>>213520619
I personally just hate both Palestine and Israel. I could care less about the same governments that caused the conflict in the first place(France and the UK) trying to virtue signal about it to make themselves feel better

>>213520633
please answer my question >>213520545

What's your favorite James Bond movie opening song?

Was watching porn disguised as "workout videos" and I think this woman is on to something

>>213520619
Supporting Israel or Palestine is brownoid tier

>>213520498

why do white americans hate white latinos together we are stronger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>213520653
Stop asking weird questions, freak!

>>213520662
YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE IS THE BEST

>white latinos

August is my least favorite month of the year

>>213520681
answer my question slut

>>213520662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b07Z_qfchFk

>>213520704
you have to go back to school junior

>>213520656
Just get a normal job which can't be replaced by AI!

>>213520674

I still get #triggered by back to school commercials. I am a grown man

>>213520704
its alright i like how rainy it is my least favorite is january, february, or july

>>213520707
I would do a lot of things for 20 Million doll hairs.

>>213520674
why does this nigga always delete his own posts

https://youtu.be/6MWTqXr00TU

>>213520738
so thats a yes...interesting

>>213520745
He gets banned for ban evading

>>213520745
The Brazilian trip fag is ban evading, anyways.

Going out for Chinese tomorrow

Might learn how to beatbox and breakdance

I would believe God were real had God not created jews, bantus, indians, and gypsys

>>213520766
>>213520766
Try food from Fujian province

>>213520781
Are you black from the hood?

It feels like everyone who has ever had a public presence has hung out with Epstein. Soon we'll find out there's a photo of Urkel and Epstein together or something

damn… xe sent our chud asses flying

>>213520788
Fujian food is like Japanese and Taiwanese food, oily with little flavor

>>213520791
Jason was both a client and a victim

Women never noticed me until I was 30 and single with a house and a full head of hair.

>>213520818
i just don't want to make an account anywhere

>>213520833
how do they know you havr a house?

>>213520833
Hello, handsome ;-)

>>213520661
She had chinky eyes so inuit maybe?

>>213520820
脑残蠢豬
you do not know food

Do you guys like a buffet restaurant?

>>213520854
oh sure

>>213520818
whats the most popping place?

Imagine telling a 2005 dude that in the future you would need a phone number to make an email

>>213520818
whomst?

If women don't want to fuck me immediately then they aren't worth bothering with

tiktok algo is currently 50% far right content edits and 50% hot black women dancing. This Chinese spy app knows me too well

>>213520849
Could you text her and ask? I really need to know specifically

>>213520854
Nah, not really.

>>213520876
An ex IDF woman was put in charge of censoring tiktok

>>213520851
fujianese, taiwanese, and japanese niggas be like: "there's a lot of subtle flavors!!" and when you take a bite you get hit of nothing but MSG and salt

>>213520818
4chan would be bussin if mods weren't ban happy trannies

>gave my dad money for bills since he is jobless
>Found out he spent it at the strip club

God why did I fall for it

>>213520897
yeah they're not doing a good job then

>>213520897
sounds like she's doing a bad job

>>213520818
they still adopt our lexicon

we eatin gud 2 nite

>>213520899
american pig say "this cheese in can and corn syrup taste good!"

I have sexual experience with women. I can describe a vagina perfectly . You put your penis there

It begs the question as to why jason's dad decided to shoot up a bar

>>213520906
I asked my dad if he had ever been to a strip club and he said no

>in high school, a qt grill called me a sweetheart once
Later virgins

>>213520924
americans and diabetes go together like southern han and japanese go together with high blood pressure

>>213520906
Are you the anon who said that his mother were a stripper?

>>213520939
i wanna meet that dad

gym locked
https://youtu.be/hY4l3htzhYA

>>213520939
Shit just pisses me off because he gambles and goes to the strip club every time he has any amount of money. I also had to kick him out of my sisters house because he was drunk and threatening her

>>213520906
based

>>213520939
You should take him

Not a fan of buffets because I feel like you are supposed to eat more to make it worth it you know what I mean

>>213520939
I did once but I was just doing a doordash delivery

>be bong
>get your home stolen by ayrabs while you're away on vacay
what a country

>>213520944
I was unlucky the girls in my highschool were very ugly how about you?

>>213520962
damn dude that fucking sucks

>>213520947
Yes sadly I found out my dad was threatening to off himself if we didn't give him 300 bucks found out it's 50 dollars song at the local strip club

Strip club is weird to me. I don't want to pay money to get blue balls
A brothel sure, but a strip club is just pointless

mosuo are china's gypsy

>>213520969
I ate so much at the buffet in vegas that I had to go sleep it off. that was very uncomfortable

>>213520972
lmao i fucking hate brits

>>213520949
>>213520962
>>213520964
Yeah I don't know. I feel really bad for him. He has insinuated suicide multiple times because he basically works 12 hours a day 5 days a week and my mom is a complete bitch. He has basically no life outside of work

>>213520985
Your family is weird, Florida anon. Just get a boring job in in the Mid West and cut contact to them.

>>213520992
you're a dumbfuck, you fuck the strippers

>>213520985
Did yiu ever see your mom in her stripper outfit?

i'm like 99% certain this "chinese" man is urkel

>>213521014
idk about him but I did. anon's mom can shake dat ass fr fr

>>213521018
he's vietnamese

>>213521011
There is no guarantee they don't have to
They could just take your money and then be like bye loser

>>213521008
I don't live in Florida I live in Boston but basically my sister let him stay at her house but she wanted him out because he was drunk and pissed on the floor so I had the bad job

I'm from fuzhou

>>213520972
race is never mentioned. they could norwegian for all we know

>>213521031
maybe for you, you sound like a loser

My mom's treatment of me and my dad as child permanently damaged my view of women and I am unable to feel any romantic feelings towards them

>>213521053
I'm a winner. Only losers fuck strippers. I'm too high class for that trashy behavior

Im quite fond of the conjuring movie series

>>213521050
they're obviously arabs or blacks

>>213520972
>my husband wants to take our home back but I said no

>>213521067
you get no bitches

I don't know a single boomer or Gen x who's a functional human being even with money they somehow act more like children than most toddlers

I've never met a married man who wasn't on the verge of suicide

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That's a crazy idea

im back

Ok ok guys this AI thing is getting scary look at how accurate this is
https://youtube.com/shorts/WwZ01N_KMo4?si=qRQuBwBHtp3L6lwZ

>>213521075
to be fair, this is bongland. they would probably end up in jail for going into their own home

who the fuck is al?!?!

>>213521087
in black

>>213521091
They just need to write a third tenant agreement that's definitely real for real this time no takesies backsies

>>213521078
They're lead brained and take an infantile view of institutions by default

Amerika = USA girl

Why do so many boomers and Gen x just be retarded seriously I swear I never seen a generation have so much money yet be so retarded

lol

>>213521097
no

brown women owe me sex

I love you, but you never say you're sorry.
I hate you, but I still look forward to putting your hand in mine.

>>213521119
how old are you man where you have such experience with different generations

I'm going to be America's Stalin and this time I'm serious

>>213521088
>This nigga never seen a capital "I"

i'm gen z with a boomer dad and gen x mom

>>213521135
Communism is gay. The only thing halfway decent about it was forced gulags

>>213521145
same

Peed outdoor today

erm...guys?

>>213521158
Idc about the commie crap. I just mean like I'm gonna be a brutal paranoid dictator that imprisons intellectuals and celebrities and does regular purges

>>213521173
italian american

>>213521173
Texass needs to hire some /int/ anons, they are racial experts

Stop.

>brazilians think they invented the airplane
holy kek

>>213521173
DEQUAN YOVONTE CROSS, the HUWHITEST name I've ever heard...

>>213521181
Hitler did the same why not say you'll be an American Hitler

>>213521194
They gotta make up something, 230 million people and 0 noble prizes

>>213521194
Well regardless of that Brazil has embraer which is the third largest airport manufacturer in the world

>>213521194
Not only do they believe that, they genuinely believe the rest of the world agrees with them except the USA. Truly baffling as a third party country to witness this.

>>213521173
White man can't catch a fucking break in this country

>>213521209
They come up with super creative solutions to problems they care about. Like surgery related stuff.

>>213521212
************airplane

>>213521201
Hitler was too magnanimous for me. He was a softie

>>213521223
>they genuinely believe the rest of the world agrees with them except the USA. Truly baffling as a third party country to witness this.
why do they believe such an obvious lie? were they tricked by some AI sloppa or something?

>>213521209
I suspect it's a jeet pushing all this brazil hate

>>213521229
>they made women's butts bigger
truly the saviors of humanity

>>213521117
Great tits

>>213521247
I don't hate you guys, I think you guys are cool. But obviously technologically you are not as influential as us

>>213521190
why is every anti-porn advocate a religious freak

>>213521145
Same haha

Got my nuts hangin'
Would you suck em'
Would you kick em'
Would you rate em?

>>213521247
do you have jeets nearby?

sao paulo has an incredible metro system, well beyond anything you'll find in the U.S.
when you have such a failed state you have two options: 1. genocide 2. build around the shitty areas

>>213520974
They were okay, 2-3 were very pretty tho

>>213521006
That sounds like a terrible life desu. Just take him to the stip club or a bar every week or so

>>213521239
They have a bunch of copes that were historically accepted, especially in France, but have mostly been deboonked. But they just ignore all the evidence that conflicts with them. It's literally taught in their schools that the Wright Brothers were liars lol

>snapfu mentions her boyfriend for the first time ever
If you're gonna talk about your boyfriend then at least post a video of you two fucking you stupid whore

>>213521036
>I live in Boston
lol I live here. Which club was he going to?

Crazy how the stuff in Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell actually happened

>>213521327
Damn she broke kayfabe

>>213521173
why did you highlight non-hispanic

glad i got all my best whacking off years in before it became illegal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
Dude remember this LOL

RFK Jr just scrapped the development of vaccines in the USA
Enjoy your new world of survival of the fittest

>>213521359
Oh shit
Also reminds me of the Jesus Christ is my nigga song

>>213521247
He is actually the jeetkaner, an Indian-Mexican hybrid living illegally in USA who envy us for being white

my farts have been absolutely rancid today

>>213521381
brazil is increasingly becoming south africa i guess only the south is actually whitey, thank you

I wish I could kill my libido, being attracted to women and wanting a gf is the highest form of svffering when youre a trvecel

have canadians considered this solution to their current stanke problem?

loira = blonde
redhead = ruiva

>Thanks for having me, Tucker.
>>So Howard, what happened?
>My show was cancelled by the Woke mob. I want you and every Trump voter sent to concentration camps btw.
>>What an outrageous injustice.

>>213521417
So this is how I find out
lol it’s about time

>>213521400
bop

>>213521359
Laura Hughes my beloved

Im voting for tucker/massie in 2028

where are the messsicans?

why is dating so disgustingly black hole heavily favored towards women if the population is 50-50

>>213521410
When Harper was PM we had an issue with gypsies coming here and claiming bogus refugee status. Our Jewish courts essentially prevented deportations because you were allowed to appeal a deportation order, then if that appeal was rejected, you could appeal the rejection, then appeal the rejection of the appeal and so forth ad infinitum. The Harper government essentially made a solution by offering Gypsies a one time $8000 payment to go back to Romania and never return.

>>213521400
if you were handsome and had a gf you would desire for something else outside your reach. this is the insidious nature of the will

>>213520139
moor rape baby

>>213521440
It aint happening, you'll get Newsom vs Vance and you will like it!

>>213521462
They should have put the $8000 inside one of the traps from Saw, then it would be a fair compromise

>>213521456
humans were not meant to be this socialized

fell in love with a latina again award

It will be Vance vs Kamala
Screenshot this post

Hispanics, Italics, Germans, and Lusos have deeper and cooler lore than any other Europeans

>>213521490
Those Gypsies were model citizens compared to the jeets we get nowadays. It's all so grim...

>>213521456
incelology 101

https://youtu.be/gAxnsU66SKA

>>213521525
>No France
>No England/UK
DROPPED

bros we are SO fucking back

>>213521520
if they put a man against a woman, the man will win every time
how have they not realized this yet
if they stopped trying to push an agenda every 5 minutes maybe this country wouldn't be going down the shitter with patrician in chief donald glumpf milking us plebians dry

white women are being stolen from white men and white men aren't doing shit about it. that's gigacucked

I want to punch a woman in the holodeck so it doesn't leave a mark or cause her any pain whatsoever

>>213521583
arab abortion clinic?

recycle
>>213520096
>>213520096
>>213520096

Onlive is cloud gaming

>>213521544
i havnt seen an ad outside of public spaces in maybe a decade. did they really not use the clown?