Thread 213523127

late night posting edish

old >>213520096

dubs and I finally kill myself

anime

Legalize and regulate prostitution.

>>213522881
>reptiles are so stupid
I have some pet geckos. Their behavior is almost insect simple at times. If their hunting technique is subtle, it's because the entire species instinctively hunts that way and has for however many millions of years. No reptile is improvising anything ever. Most of them are ambush predators. If prey insects happen to be in unexpected places it's like they can't even see them despite the bugs being close enough to casually gobble without effort. I have seen my leopard gecko sit absolutely still in hunting mode watching a cricket across the tank meanwhile there is another cricket walking directly over his front feet.

Got me a hot Asian gf and I'm gonna be rich!!!!!!!!

>>213523139
find out ASAP!

>>213523153
That's what sugar dating is. Just costs a ton.

I'm gonna become a financial advisor.

Hey, drumpf, when is the mayor of EVERY fucking city in the country going to stop being a corrupt, stupid nigger? You may want to fix that, and not just put Stonewall Jackson statues back up, if you want us to feel like joining the IDF's foreign legion (the US military) and dying for penis-biting jews.

>>213523155
Ive been around a lot of turtles and I've noticed different turtles do have noticeably different personalities, but I wouldn't call them smart

>>213523185
you do realize drumph doesn't control that right

New shirt

They dont have a little caesars in my gfs city so idk what to rly eat after moving her into her new apartment

>>213523193
personality is upstream of cognition. ants are observed to have individual personalities

Momberg got me to order pizza.

>>213523225
Oh they have one only 20 minutes away
City folk act like thats an uncrossable desert

The trans antifascist superheroine you've never heard of.

I am in bed reading isekai now, futafriends.

They fired my best friend at work today because our regional manager was having a bad day
He was in court all day and came with an excuse and she fired him on the spot
The CE fucking O is coming tomorrow to inspect our cleaning and harass us and literally everyone is going to be on edge all day
Im going to totally mentally check out and just say yes sir to every thing he says
Im genuinely considering drinking before my shift and on lunch

What are you afraid of?

>>213523266
Now he can get unemployment.

>>213523266
lol lmao, imagine working with foids

>>213523281
I'm afraid that I'll die and only my immediate family would attend my funeral

>>213523281
Nothing. I'm ready to die. I just want to learn more so more cool stuff flies out when I blow my brains out.

>>213523281
losing my sanity

>>213523281
Dying young

Broke: Infiltrate the GOP
- Glazing Israel
- Don’t get any immigration restriction

Woke: Infiltrate the Dems
- Send condoms to Africa lowering the birth rate
- Abort nigger babies
- Support Hamas killing Jews

Democrats are the real Nazis and that’s a good thing. Billions must abort!

in canada we can criticize israel

>>213523313
>Don’t get any immigration restriction
I mean that's just a flat out lie

>>213523323
I can not legally boycott israel in my state

>>213523281
Going to hell.

>>213523281
becoming a demented old confused tottering helpless retard

Socially CELEBRATED behavior for fathers:
-paying for daughters wedding!
-paying for daughters college!
-buying her a car!
Socially Derided:
-disowning her for dating psychos and weirdos
-paying for any of the above for sons

>>213523266
how much do you make per hour

Just won a debate

>>213523371
With who?

>>213523323
in soviet canada israel criticize you

>>213523382
your MOTHER, bitch

white men are for white women only

i personally am a truecel

>>213523281
dying in a mass shooting

I have a good feeling about Canada...

>>213523422
That nigga ZESTY

>>213523422
is that tariq dorksheed?

>>213523431
why

>>213523446
it'll be kino watching it fall apart?

gonna crank the marshall half stack let the widdlys fly

LOL!

>>213523463
**cranks my nut in your mouth**

>>213523470
That's very sad

Difficult security incident in Clayton, Missouri

israel has a right to the greater israel lands
cope and seethe

>>213523474
you can't stop the thunder when i'm... RIDING THE LIGHTNING

>>213523493
t.

Might attend my local charismatic catholic church

>>213523508
Do you believe in God?

>>213523508
good man

israel has a right to defend itself

Life sucks

>>213523508
Don't get molested

Read me the letter, baby
Do not leave out the words
Stories and cigarettes ruined lives of lesser girls
And I wanna know
‘Cause I want you to know

there should be a ban evasion report option with a little section for text so you can link archive posts that show they're ban evading. it would get rid of people like goshcel forever.

>>213523513
Kind of i have never felt the presence of God tho

>>213523531
no it wouldn't because he'd just continue ban evading

>>213523517
true. some people just can't understand what it's like for israel because they live in north america and have never been under real threat.

>>213523531
the better option is to get a mod involved

>>213523281
Mostly nothing but sometimes I get that I'll just waste my life sitting in front of screen, just shitposting, vidya and fapping.
I've been trying to work on this but I don't think life wants it any other way and God doesn't want to help

I don't trust the charismatic movement.

>>213523544
if every time he posted he got a ban, as opposed to every month or so, he'd leave. or at a minimum we'd get immediate respite from his garbage.

>The lowest paid workers, which are workers currently earning less than $806/week.
>Meanwhile, the top earners, those making over $1,887/week, saw wages rise by +4.7% YoY in June.
huh guess I'm RICH

>>213523364
Not enough to deal with this

>>213523553
neet?

>>213523562
That's double scar i make in a week

LMAO!

>>213523470
malaponte fell for the ai generated image :wilted_rose:

>>213523571
was a a neet for a about decade, went to college to turn my life around now just unemployed
seems like I'm being trolled by the universe

>>213523561
nah you don't understand he's been banned so many times and just never leaves. don't think it's possible for him to leave 4chan he literally does nothing else ever.

>>213523553
What I hear normies go through sounds pretty awful though. Shitposting and enjoying simple things in life is much more peaceful.

>>213523609
Cope
Its real

>>213523591
>That's double scar i make in a week
what now

>>213523610
grim. but you have to start small. that's the only way to get out of this rut

Today is a day

>>213523628
I make 400 a week

>>213523622
I love shitposting but theirs more to life than just this. I'd rather have some job and then come home to shitpost and chill
Wouldn't mind a gf too but that seems too unrealistic for a retard like me

>>213523635
I have a master's from a decent school but I cant even get any entry level position

Why do they like killing and raping babies so much?

>>213523654
shiet buddy guy might be time for a new job. are you part time?

>>213523667
where are you applying to?

>>213523493
Basically agree. might makes right

the cia located bin laden by creating a fake vaccination program throughout Afghanistan that in reality harvested dna samples to dial in on the locations of his relatives. when this was revealed after the fact it created a huge huge rise in antivax sentiment there

Do people who have friends have fun birthdays? I have always been alone on my birthdays, even when I was a little kid. So I never really enjoyed them. Getting a gift from my parents was cool and I was very thankful for that but the day itself always just made me feel bad. Throughout the year I would go to other kids’ birthday parties but on my birthday I would just sit around and play Halo by myself or whatever.

>>213523493
I agree with Israel’s right to engage in might makes right politics, as long as the West withdraws all military/financial support for Israel, and then launches a crusade for a new Christian Kingdom of Jerusalem

>>213523714
Yeah. Birthdays are super important to normies. You're probably dysfunctional if you don't care about your own birthday

>>213523698
Basically any department in a tech/finance firm

>>213523675
No
Thsts the sad part

>>213523743
>You’re probably dysfunctional
Wow. I didn't know that, you're telling me now for the first time

>>213523706
I think it's more attractive when a woman is confident in her nose, no matter the size or shape

thread is low energy tonight

>>213523714
Yes, but it slows down a lot once you leave college

>>213523777
Checked, I love Mikey

>>213523784
https://youtu.be/BJ1ctMVMTK0?si=BM4yofJcRmeQxXq0

>>213523710
Wow

>>213523714
No, only my family really.
Core memory is I've been beaten up on 3 different birthdays. Everyone beating me knew that too

Went to have a nap and slept for 6 hours award

>>213523777
Trip 7s of luck for our girl

>>213523820
Haha no way

Unless you’re some kind of dysgenic mutt freak, your facial features are something that has evolved into a specific phenotype over a very long time. To surgically alter one part of your face into a different phenotype is mixing phenotypes, which looks weird. In terms of mixing art styles, imagine something like painting a Warhol soup can over the Mona Lisa’s face

>>213523034
9/10 anime

>>213523823
rip anon I had to fight falling asleep earlier cause I was afraid of that EXACT SITUATION

>>213523787
That makes sense
>>213523822
That sucks man I’m sorry that shit happened to you

yes

>>213523005
https://archive.org/details/serial-experiments-lain-english

Lainposting should be an instant permaban

>>213523858
me on the left

haha!

>>213523858
Bunnies are so cute

>>213523882
agreed

>>213523900
My last thought will be of cute little bunnies

Indians arent human beings and should be attacked on sight

>>213523892
some bunnies are deadly tho

I think the most beautiful part of life is that we never realize were in the good days while we’re living them. You don’t notice the last time your friends are all in the same room. You don’t know the last time you’ll sit in your childhood home or hear a certain voice say your name. You don’t realize you’ll miss the way your life felt before everything changed because it all just feels normal, routine, background noise until suddenly it’s not. Until those small ordinary moments become the ones you ache for the most. A late-night drive, a joke that made everyone laugh, the silence that felt like safety not emptiness. Years from now when you’re flipping through old photos or hearing a song you forgot meant something, you’ll feel it, that longing, that quiet realization that the best parts were never the loud ones. So be here, feel it, because one day you’ll wish you could go back, not to change anything but just to feel it one more time.

he's based
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fgYj-aAPqi0

>>213523936
Oh shit!

>>213523953
Mf is a pedo too without a doubt.

>>213523952
It’s absolutely true that exceedingly few things in life ever get a grand finale or a big send off. One day it just happens for the last time and nobody notices. You’re right that there is a certain beauty in that longing but it can also be very painful.

>>213523994
Depends on where he banged his niece and how old she was at the time

Sleepy Joe don't have much time left.

>>213523971
don't worry though

Thinking of doing a cheeky jackoff.

>>213524061
Phew ok good :3

>>213524102
feel like scoobs should be spurdo (yes I know he's a bear but still)

goodnight

Socialists wont say its the jews and conservatives wont say its capitalism

>>213524125
Terrone DiStefano...

>>213524118
Good night comfy sleepy dog posting anon

>>213524125
>Socialism vs. conservatism
Ummmmmmmm...

Taking the trans cutie for a lovely picnic in the park and tactfully ignoring the oozing pus smear left behind on the blanket where she sat when we stand up to take our leave

>>213523217
Cold asf

9/10 girl
https://youtu.be/lV3GpHN6GZ0

>>213524136
why are you like this

Sometimes I could just cry but I never do.

youtube recommendations are dogshit tonight

feeling nostalgic and regretting my choices in life

>>213524343
>>213524354
>>213524413
losers

>>213524496
not cool

>>213524496
What makes you any better

>>213524496
not cool bruh this is a white pilled positive vibes general
take it back

You ever suck the pee out of your girlfriend

sick of wasting my life here i need a job so i can waste it there for goybucks

Australia sucks

Why are white guys so sweet
My friend put a blanket over me because it's cold and I forgot my pajamas. My gf can never be this thoughtful

>>213524921
Very cute and gay

Clues by sam solved in three minutes and forty eight seconds

Got banned for starting a "session thread" but then immediately got unbanned

Just witnessed someone calling another an ESL in a foreign general where they weren't even speaking English

Need a Jewish girl to nibble on my foreskin

FIGHT ME YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA

Wait why was the last post an hour ago?....

>>213526210
cum postsers are sleepy fellas

>>213526216
I've never seen it that slow in my life

>>213526230
i have this is usually the dead time

>>213526242
Well it's just us here *rapes you*

>>213526250
we can just talk instead

>>213526285
Do you smoke penberg

>>213526316
no i dont smoke or drink i would if i had friends to smoke with or drink with though i just dont want to be a lonely drinker

>>213526348
Its probably better that you don't do either. And don't be influenced by people who try to make you

>>213526390
im entirely isolated no one will have the opportunity to do that anyway

>>213526424
*Hugs*

been listening to this song a lot i like how melancholy it sounds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWlVFDdzRc0

>>213526647
Sounds kind of psychedelic

>>213526700
how so

Sorry I dissociated so good today mommy. I had to close my eyes to see about God but he wasn’t there at all.

>>213527109
who u talkin 2

>>213527137
I’m posting onto the infernet

gonna have cheese cake for breakfast

I’m scooping peanut butter into my hideous jowls. Also I’m animated by the hyperreal ghost of the cyberspace matrix and I’m gay.

I feel like samus has been depicted fucking almost every fictional character in existence

I saw a really hot black girl at the golf course and she had big jiggly boobies and a big butt but she wasn’t fat. I should try to hook up with black chicks.

finna take a nap

bing chilling

on covfefe 2
today is allegedly leg day but I don't want to do legs so it chest day (2)

gonna take a shower real soon anyone want to join me?

>>213529392
platonic, or…

>>213529581
what happens in the shower stays in the shower

>>213529610
hmm…

>>213529663
You are so indecisive....I'm getting in the shower now

it's 7am and you guys are roleplaying

>>213529789
Yes and?

i love getting face fucked

>>213529876
pathetic

I lay the fattest logs in /cum/ hands down, not contest

which one of you keeps throwing dildos at WNBA players?

I wanna try scissoring with a vibrator in the middle

>>213530101
ywnbaw

>>213529920
I always sucked at math

>>213529392
Taking a shower at the gym with your bros is always fun

>>213529920
I crank the fattest hog in /cum/ (my own) hands down, not contest

>>213529898
Schizojeet

momberg is getting panera for breakfest

eating cheesecake for brekkie

>>213530409
wtf how do you know

im a whore and proud of it

>>213531063
so is your faggot dad

>>213530663
any favorite breads from that store?

>>213531077
leave my dad out of this

finished my slice of cheesecake

>>213531077
seething incel

hes bouncing off my booty cheeks
i love the way he rides
i can hardly breathe when hes fucking deep inside
i kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussy
call him daddy while i holler when that bussy is so damn good looking

>>213531307
abysmal post, seriously consider suicide

im an ameriboo
i wish i was american
i want an american bbw gf to snort ketamine with

>>213531436
>cutting scars
>tattoo
disgusting whore

Americans be like
>I hauled ass to my meemaws condo up in clivesdale state. Had to high tail out of that there sitiatiin with nothing but my smith and western assault rifle and the XXL shirt on my back

>>213531502
>sitiatiin
what did he mean by this

how to acquire sexual intercourse with females

I love eating those and when I go to the bread store I always buy them, they are called ears in spanish

>>213531455
Can I marry your cornfed bbw country girl sister and move to the US of A please
I integrate so well you will never tell I came from commie Europe, I will listen to country music, wear a cowboy hat, wear boots with spurs, and shoot guns

I will even swap ketamine for meth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbXFHSa4YmQ

kill yourself nigger

'nother cunt added to the list

>>213531612
take russia, germany, and finland off your list

>>213531628
no + smd

im really sorry anons i will leave you alone, i dont want to cause any trouble

>>213531639
whats smd

>>213531672
figure it out man

>>213531721
rude

>>213531672
Surface Mount Device

That's not supposed to look like that

you niggas really aint from NY and it shows ts breakin my heart bleed

what do you do to prepare for gym

>did you give a ride to the secretary
>did I do what?
>don't play deaf with me, did you give a ride to the secretary
>yes, why?
>Just to let you know that I know her and she tells me everything
wtf is my wife's problem? so I was left intrigued if she told my wife we both had sex

>>213531801
fast digesting carbs and caffeine

2/3 of japanese marriages are sexless

so she was mad I gave a ride to the secretary, so she wanted to make me up for it. Sure, what do you want, I asked?
>take me to the movie theater, with the children
>sure
>but I want the VIP experience, with the children
the fuck, that shit is expensive, the only good thing is that you get beer or whisky, the bad thing is not included in the entrance, you have to pay for it afterwards, so my wife ordered sushi, the kids ordered french fries and sodas and I just orderred a corona.... next time I ain't giving the secretary a ride

>>213531759
New york sucks

>>213531804
Is this why mexicans have such a high population growth? Mf's can't keep it in their pants

>>213531986
their birthrate is below ours now

*runs into /cum/ and makes a whistling noise like pigeons do on take off*

I found a very nice bike on fb marketplace here but I only have 9 days left here I'm not sure I should buy it? $100

so I was there at the cinepolis vip, ordered some coronas, wife ordered sushi ( who the fuck orders sushi in a movie theater ?), and the children french fries... the coronas arrived in a bucket with ice like champagne so that was nice. Then the hostess arrived and asked if we needed something else, I said I was good.
>I want popcorn, my wife said
>sure, small, medium or big, the hostess asked
>the small ones, my wife replied
>with caramel, takis flavor or butter flavor, the hostess asked
>butter flavored, my wife said
>do you want jalapeños or salsa valentina, the hostess asked
>jalapeños please, my wife said
I never knew there were so many different topping on some fucking popcorn, I just wanted to watch the movie
>also, please bring me a margarita, my wife said...
>would you like don julio, jose cuervo or mezcal. the hostess asked
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

>>213532074
make/model? specs?

>>213532102
Brand new for $100

>>213531986
>>213532007
yeah, its kind of hectic around here, you sometimes want to relax

>>213532131
get a bike with dual suspension your ass with thank you

>>213532146
I'm only here for 9 days and I'm not taking it with me on the plane

>>213532146
will*

>>213527747
>>213529318
couldn't sleep at all. i was just laying down with my eyes closed for 2 hours and 30 minutes. it still felt good though. finna take another nap later

>>213531524
He’s trying to highlight that “sitchiyashun” pronunciation that some Americans do, as opposed to a standard “situation”

>>213531649
There’s one autistic freak who constantly posts about filtering people. It doesn’t matter.

>>213532217
um there are multiple of us

>>213532074
Are you proposing to buy a bike for use over 9 days before moving abroad or something

too many canadians

Trans people are dying

>>213532258
no im on vacation and dont have a vehicle

So I was shitfaced after the coronas, the kids weren't even watching the movie, they were playing on those inflatable jumping things and my wife was kind of dead serious, I didn't give a fuck,
>so you have time to take your secretary to ride you, but you don't like taking us to the movies, my wife said
>wth? I'm here, aren't I? am I complaining?
>I don't know, what else have you done with her? have you taken her to dinner? bought her jewlery? gave her money? my wife asked
>c'mon, I'm already drunk, what do you want from me? I said
>I want you to spend all that money with me and your children, does it sound fair? she said
holy shit

>>213532441
holy shit is right because nobody cares man
please stop the essays

>>213531823
i ate an apple and sweet potato and coffee, boutta eat a banana and leave in 10

>>213532378
Where are you from

>>213532525
im from where im at now but i lived in another province for the later half of my life and i came back here for vacation/visiting family

>>213532569
See what I'm thinking is I'll make my sister or someone keep the bike until I come back (not often) but one day I would possibly move back here

>>213532569
Leduc is back in Nova Scotia…

It's pissing rain and the power's out.

so, time to move on... what are you guys having for breakfast?

>>213532629
not in the ol' scosh'

Almost posted my face in the face thread but I know no one will reply to me so what's the point?

It's over.

>>213532711
already 8 ma' n-word

somebody start some interesting discussion

>>213532742
EST nigga, I asked what did you have for breakfast

>>213532728
ur s'posed to bait 4 replies like
>im not gonna post any pic 'cause no one will reply
then ppl will ask u to post it they'r already invested

Changed my car's radio and put a chink tablet instead
Then bought two cans of Monster and drive to the swimming pool
Did a few laps and I dont understand how fat women swim for so long uninterrupted without getting tired
I have to catch my breath every 100 meters. It's a racial thing I guess
Ate a bowl of rice with raw tuna and now at the library finishing a book I dont give a shit about but want to finish because I tend to lose sleep over unfinished books.
I do not see how any of this is better than jerking off six hours a day in my bed

gonna get a fade but leave my bangs I think I will look cool

>>213532776
bagel belt with bacon on everything bagel
honey cruller
LARGE iced capp

ENOUGH said...

>>213532804
jeez louise...

If I had some crack cocaine. I would smoke crack cocaine.
If I had some 100° moonshine that makes you go blind two sips in, I would chug it behind a wheel.
Life isnt for me

>>213532776
im an ADT nigga by the way!
(that stand for atlantic daylight-saving time)

>>213532834
What's the matter

>>213532887
righto then... you can have that hairstyle if you want...........

my cat crashed out

>>213532795
I can't believe there are still libraries

>>213532904
You don't think it's a good idea?

>>213532940
im not saying anything like that i mean you can have it if you want....

>>213532935
they are turning into fucking free daycares for children

>>213532973
What haircut do you have in mind?

>>213532995
It's been a while since I see one

penisberg on a real one today

Evens I jerk off to gay black porn
Odds I jerk off to gay white porn

>>213533116
ebony wednesday it is

>>213533132
>>213533132
>>213533132

penisberg be like: you should jack off to porn because you have morning wood

bit strange that /cum/ is only good when it's dead
when the sun comes up, the unfunny, uninteresting oxygen thieves come out

At the gym doing cardio

Real NEW
>>213523127 (OP)

The other was early and gay and foreigners can't make the new

>>213533196

Whoops here it is

>>213533211
Fucking fail using the goats thread as punishment