>>213524152 (OP)
-Ever since early childhood, I have masturabed prone, lying on my stomach.
-I have never enjoyed the sorts of social activities which naturally lead to relationships and/or sex. During adolescence, I actively avoided and refused participation in such things (sports, prom, and so on). I'm not going to pretend to care about something that I don't really care about just for a possibility of sex.
-I don't want any of the big three basic things that women want out of life: kids (lifelong expense/burden adding to overpopulation), marriage (liability, divorce rape), house (debt, not worth it, not even to build equity for the privilege of living in the house on which you have debt. Unironically better to throw money away on rent than to play the game.)
-All my life, I have steadfastly refused to use "social media" (4chan doesn't count). I have never had any interest in setting up some sort of profile for the purpose of getting sex. I see this type of activity as a horrible compromise of self.
-I am an alcoholic, an atheist, and an unrepentant Trump voter. I realize that most people would find me repulsive if they really got to know me as a person, and so I spare them the trouble and myself the embarassment. It's best for all involved.